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| I don't usually do this, but I'm going to make an exception. | |
| Bill Maher is a political schizophrenic. | |
| He's a Cretan. | |
| He's a Boeotian. | |
| He is a simpleton and a dimwit and a guy who figures, I'm going to try to do something to pick up my career as I face the back nine of obscurity. | |
| And I'm going to weigh in on subjects I have no idea about. | |
| I'm going to take the most rudimentary, unicellular, synthetic, surface level, base, And unsophisticated, uncomplicated views of the world. | |
| And I'm going to cobble them together. | |
| And maybe I'll turn it over to my team. | |
| Maybe I'll have somebody write a joke for me the way I normally do. | |
| Because his whole world is through a prompter when he says things. | |
| And you'll catch him sometimes laughing at something he's read for the first time. | |
| He doesn't understand anything. | |
| Anything he figures, you know, the liberal thing isn't working, the conservative thing is too basic, I don't know where I'm going to go with this. | |
| His Israel perspective is absolutely, it's not even simplistic, and that's complicated compared to this. | |
| He doesn't understand nuance, depth, history, but most importantly, as part of his schizophrenia, he is truly of the belief That he knows what he's talking about. | |
| And that's the most frighty thing in the world. | |
| And, I hate to use this term again, it's not that he attempts to gaslight us, or you, or anybody. | |
| He says something with such conviction. | |
| And you know, when he really doesn't understand it, when he delivers it in this horrible, sarcastic delivery. | |
| I, by virtue of my addiction to YouTube, will have in my rotation wheel things that YouTube recommends. | |
| And it's a wonderful thing. | |
| That's why we always ask you to like these videos so people will find them. | |
| And all of a sudden I'll go from, you know, Alaskan woodcutting to Zauli dance moves to all of a sudden here he is. | |
| And when he was on with Bill Burr, this was the thing, this was the moment when everybody saw firsthand, this man is a Cretan. | |
| He's a schizophrenic, he's completely dissociated from reality, and a simpleton, and a Boeotian, and a Dimwin, and a Dullard, and a Momo, and a Chooch, as we say in the city. | |
| But he's a moron, he doesn't understand it. | |
| And Bill Burr was able to understand. | |
| The complexity and the sheer unmitigated audacity of this gedrool, Bill Maher daring to opine and spell out his thoughts as to world policies and the like. | |
| Now, everybody's entitled to their opinion. | |
| That goes without saying. | |
| That's axiomatic. | |
| Of course, I understand that. | |
| But what we're talking about here is something a little bit different. | |
| We're talking about somebody imbued, bathed in. | |
| A delusion. | |
| Not a delusion of grandeur, but a delusion of competence. | |
| A delusion of expertise. | |
| A delusion of having the fundamental wherewithal to be able to opine about situations that may seem simple, but are usually not. | |
| Take his thoughts on Israel. | |
| Absolutely, positively, the most base. | |
| I know who wrote your script. | |
| I think we all do. | |
| And that's the thing. | |
| We know the routine. | |
| It's like professional wrestling. | |
| You know, there was a time before Vince McMahon when the business was really kept secret. | |
| The whole notion of kayfabe was something that they proudly maintained. | |
| And then... | |
| Around the 80s, when WWE and WWF or whatever it was came along, they decided, you know what? | |
| We're going to change. | |
| We're going to start giving up the business so that McMahon didn't have to avail himself of the rules regarding sports. | |
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What's Worse?
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| You know, insurance and health checks and all this. | |
| So he said, hey, guess what? | |
| This isn't sports. | |
| It's entertainment. | |
| And with that, kayfabe and the issue was destroyed. | |
| And you found out really what was going on. | |
| Well, that's what we see right now with Bill Maher. | |
| Kay Fabe, he broke the veneer. | |
| He's tried desperately. | |
| But the thing is, he doesn't know that we know the truth. | |
| What's worse? | |
| What's worse than anything? | |