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June 10, 2024 - Lionel Nation

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👽 ⭕ Extraterrestrial Biological Entities and UFOs and Choreographed Disbelief

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	So, my dear friends, I ask you, first of all, to get ready, enjoy yourself, pull up a chair, get something cold or hot or lukewarm to drink, and we have topics to talk about.
	We're going to be, in addition to today's main topic, extraterrestrials, which you, it's a different take.
	The Ballad of Tiffany Greiner and What Constitutes a Breast.
	Also, as you know, Caitlin Smith was Not selected for the Olympics.
	I hate this.
	Let me get rid of this reaction thing.
	I don't know why I hate that thing.
	I mentioned UFOs.
	Hostages.
	A hostage found in Gaza.
	What is that going to mean?
	Absolute open fire.
	I'll tell you why.
	Noam Chomsky seems to be on the edge of death, which is sad.
	Mike Pence, Judas Iscariot, apparently he's not going to vote for Trump.
	Who gives a rat's arse?
	Yesterday was the 75th, I believe, celebration of Big Brother.
	Nobody cares about that.
	Oh, and Trump takes California and New York by storm.
	And he is absolutely positively, my friends, going to be not only...
	He's going to take New York.
	He's going to take New York.
	We'll talk a little bit more about what he needs to do.
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	No other way around it.
	You must absolutely be a freak.
	You must be somebody that your family doesn't want to talk to.
	You must have been disinvited from...
	Family events because you're the lunatic.
	You must have lived a life where nobody has ever understood you.
	This is critical.
	Nobody understands you.
	Nobody gets you.
	That is the most wonderful thing.
	I saw something today where I looked and I have these birthday reminders.
	I used to call it the tickler system, but now it's up.
	And I saw somebody say, oh, somebody's birthday, and I realized, you know what?
	I tried in the past, and they just dumped me.
	We were very, very good friends, and the only reason that I, well, I know what happened was because of my alleged imputative connection with Trump.
	That's it.
	I mean, that's it.
	So, you know what?
	Screw it.
	If that's the way it's going to be, that's the way it's going to be.
	And we've been through hell.
	Now to today's subject.
	I realize and I recognize that there are some things that absolutely fascinate me, but get no traction whatsoever.
	None.
	And you will not see any traction by the usual people.
	Rogan and Lex Friedman notwithstanding, because they are the Beatles of this.
	Before I forget, if you're a Rick Beato fan, as I am, Please listen to his disquisition, his thesis, where he destroys the fallacy that Taylor Swift is bigger than the Beatles.
	It's one of the best arguments, theses, you will ever hear on this subject.
	Do you know that the Beatles, none of them had hit their 30th birthday when they broke up?
	George Harrison was 26 when the Beatles broke up.
	26!
	John Lennon was the eldest, I believe.
	He hadn't even turned 30 when the Beatles broke up.
	They had more hits in 64 to 65. More hits in one year.
	More number ones than she had.
	Anyway, you must hear this.
	But...
	Thank you.
	The Beatles, these folks, these are, they were freaks at some particular point in their career, as are we.
	There's two subjects, number one, that come up.
	Well, three, but two in particular.
	Number one is AI.
	I never bother with that because nobody gets it.
	Frankly, and I tell people, no offense, you don't get it.
	It just doesn't connect.
	It doesn't connect.
	Health things don't connect with people.
	They don't want to hear it.
	It just doesn't work.
	Not with our crowd.
	Maybe someplace else, but not here.
	Mm-mm.
	AI, Lex Friedman, again, he's a freak.
	It works with him.
	And, by the way, also listen to Lex Friedman interview Kevin Spacey.
	One of the best interviews, either Kevin Spacey is the greatest actor in the world, and hence the greatest liar, or he is absolutely not guilty of anything and has been railroaded.
	You decide.
	Fascinating.
	Listen to him.
	And the other one is, of course, Joe Rogan.
	And both of them talk about UFOs.
	UFOs, listen to me carefully.
	I'm not going to spend a lot of time on this because, like I said, people don't...
	It doesn't...
	It's like a taste...
	It's like...
	Five Spice is a cardamom.
	It's not a spice you hear.
	You smell it, you hear.
	You taste in our country.
	It's not that popular.
	Popular around the world, but not here.
	Popular around the world, not here.
	It's not one of those you think, oh, it's a flavor.
	Other places are big.
	UFOs?
	No.
	And listen to me.
	And listen to me like you've never listened before.
	The number one.
	The number one most guarded conspiracy theory of them all.
	And I'm going to use the word conspiracy theory the way they use.
	Is UFOs.
	Do you understand this?
	Number one is UFOs.
	Oh, very quickly.
	I'm sorry.
	I missed.
	Did you see Glenn Greenwald's interview of Brianna Joy Gray about her firing?
	If people watch it, they might refrain from trashing her.
	Oh, absolutely.
	I think it was very good.
	And she said, and I'm going to use my platform to do this.
	It's like, okay, you did it.
	And you were fired.
	Now continue the message on your own platform.
	Don't give up the message.
	But she said, and I'm going to use my platform.
	And they did it to Katie, and we're going to talk about Palestine and the hell with you, Hill.
	You got that next star?
	I'm Brianna Joy Gray.
	You don't understand this.
	I'm going to say what I want.
	You got that?
	Fire me.
	Okay.
	See exactly what happened.
	So continue the message.
	Sparky says, Atlanta pilfered Rick Beato from New York State.
	Yes.
	Sad to say.
	Sad to say about that.
	And one more thing.
	Remember something.
	I love people who speak up.
	But remember, pick the hill you want to die on.
	And remember this, Sparky.
	Remember this.
	You've got freedom of speech.
	You do not have freedom to a job.
	You got that?
	Let me say this again to you.
	You've got freedom of speech.
	If somebody decides to go on to Fox and slip in pro-Biden stuff, they're going to be fired.
	And people say, it's about time.
	Get out of here.
	Nobody will laud their courage.
	Nobody will say, hey, good for them.
	Boy, that's a spirit.
	Wasn't that great?
	Good for you!
	Good for you.
	You spoke up.
	No.
	Nobody wants to hear this.
	If you're in a country music station and you want to play Def Leppard, they're going to fire you.
	And that's happened before too.
	Why?
	Because I'm going to use this platform.
	Okay.
	And you're fired.
	You happy?
	That you got what you wanted.
	Now go on and spread the word.
	We'll get to that in a moment, by the way.
	And I hope people do listen to Brianna Joy Gray.
	And I think...
	Between she and...
	I know this is inside.
	I'm sorry.
	Forgive me.
	Between she and Crystal Ball, she knows it the most.
	She is a far better voice.
	She knows it.
	She also sounds like an adult.
	Breaking Points, which I love, which Eric Clapton and I have in common, apparently.
	Breaking Points is very good because Crystal Ball sounds a little...
	A little teenage, a little teeny bopper to me.
	And like, I was like, so, you know, okay, fine.
	Now let me say something again.
	The number one conspiracy theory, the number one, use that word, the number one most hidden fact is extraterrestrial biological entities.
	This covers visitors, co-members of the planet, Travelers, enemies, propulsion, stolen, what did I say this?
	Stolen, not stolen, recovered craft, reverse engineering.
	Number one, there is nothing and it is absolutely the greatest example of how to keep something like this quiet.
	You know how?
	Let people talk.
	I want to go to Roswell.
	It's not Area 51, but you know, Annie Jacobson did a wonderful job about that.
	And she did her, you know, the CIA is Hitler.
	Was it through the notion of extraterrestrial?
	By the way, this particular craft, flying saucers, and the like.
	This is in the Bible.
	The beloved Bible that everybody claims they read.
	By the way, 1984, Big Brother, was it 75 years?
	Nobody's read Big Brother.
	But they swear they refer to it constantly.
	They love it.
	But they never read it.
	Or studied it.
	I know the first thing about it.
	They know a little bit about, well, sort of things.
	They don't really understand it.
	They're not sure.
	It's just like Ayn Rand, you know, The Economist years ago.
	People used to walk around carrying The Economist.
	They love this.
	They love this idea.
	They would walk around.
	Anyway.
	Anyway.
	But nobody really understands what is going on here.
	Nobody really understands what...
	How do I say this?
	They don't understand what happened in 1947.
	You have people like Stephen Greer and others who...
	And this is also called a limited hangout.
	An inadvertent...
	Limited hangout.
	Let me see if I can explain that one to you.
	Hang on.
	You missed the point about Brianna.
	Sad.
	No, I didn't.
	I said it was great.
	Please watch it.
	Did you hear what I said?
	I said, please watch it.
	I don't think they should trash her.
	I think you missed my point.
	Brianna Joy Gray has absolutely 100% please take your position.
	Keep going.
	Your position is valid.
	People think, though, she wasn't supposed to be fired.
	You think she wasn't supposed to be fired.
	You think you're going to walk in and say, hey, you can't fire her.
	Well, that's not the issue.
	No, we're going to fire her for whatever reason.
	But her point is correct.
	As I said, the analogy, which I think you missed, if somebody went on Fox News and tried to say something about Biden, Or I played the wrong song.
	Listen carefully, Sparky.
	This is called an analogy.
	This is very simple.
	This is a metaphor, an analogy.
	Simile, perhaps.
	It doesn't mean that I can't say that.
	It means that I said it in a place where I knew they would fire me.
	And she got what she wanted.
	And she was fired.
	Her position is not invalid.
	And as you might remember, because I think you're kind of, sometimes I think you want to, it's like, okay, bring it on.
	There's a thing she said yesterday, which I quote defended her, where I said she didn't roll her eyes at the notion of hostages being killed.
	She rolled her eyes at this woman who basically was targeting her.
	Did you hear that one?
	You might want to put that ear trumpet up there, just saying.
	You know, put some new batteries in the bell tone, because I said that.
	Specifically.
	But let me also tell you something.
	She was one like this.
	Come on.
	She loves it.
	She wants to be a warrior.
	Good for you.
	A centurion.
	A sentry.
	A battler.
	Good!
	She wants to go on stage and go and attack people.
	Good!
	Doesn't mean her case is not valid.
	Finkelstein does it.
	Max Blumenthal does it.
	But they have their own platforms.
	She said specifically, I didn't realize it, she said, and I wanted to go into mainstream media, and my goal, she said, my goal was, okay, you want to bring it?
	Fine.
	And all these other people were let go from CNN, the, I forget his name, African American gentleman, very, very good.
	He said the same thing.
	He was, he was bounced.
	Absolutely.
	Tucker was bounced.
	Other people have bounced for different reasons, so there you go.
	Madam Stamp says, we'll be going to Roswell in October.
	I must research prior to the adventure.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	Ryan says, it's fairly obvious that the uptick in UFOs curiously coincides with our milestone development of an atomic weapon.
	I think we caught someone's attention.
	You know I want to say that.
	I want to say this.
	First of all, Madam Stamp, let me know about this.
	And a fellow I used to interview who was so terrific, Stanton Friedman, used to go every year to the Area 51, the Alien and whatever it was.
	It's very, very kitschy.
	Let me know about that.
	Ryan brings up a very good point.
	Ryan says, and let's see if we can combine Brianna Joy Gray and aliens, somehow, will merge the two.
	I don't know.
	Stephen Greer, who, you know who he is, right?
	Disclosure.
	If he is not a plant, I say this euphemistically, if he is not a plant, Of somebody who comes along and just perpetuates this nonsense about they come in peace.
	How do we know they come in peace?
	How do we know anything about these people?
	How do you know anything about anything about these people?
	What are you talking about?
	They come in peace.
	How do you know they come in peace?
	They want to tell us.
	They want to warn us that we're nuclear bombs during World War II.
	When we dropped more bombs and more, there was the firepower on Japan.
	I think that the Tokyo raids was worse than all of the...
	I don't want to say this to you.
	How do I say this?
	The atomic bomb was really nothing then compared to now.
	And it was an atomic bomb, but a hydrogen bomb today is a different story.
	A hydrogen bomb is fusion versus fissile.
	There's no radiation today.
	Virtually no radiation.
	It's just absolutely incomprehensible destruction.
	Aliens didn't hit us.
	Aliens.
	We'll just use that word for short.
	They didn't come here during the Vietnam War.
	We dropped more bombs there than World War II.
	So when you try to read, and I'm not saying you're wrong, Ryan, because that is a thesis that has been propounded for a long time, but when you're when you think you understand something, maybe.
	Madam says, watch the Twilight Zone episode to serve man.
	Let me see, which one was that?
	You know, like, you know, Madam, I I've seen I've seen Oh yes, yes, yes!
	To Serve Man.
	The 24th episode of the third season.
	A man named Michael Chambers lies on a cot in an otherwise empty locked room.
	A voice offers him a meal delivered through a small aperture.
	Oh yes, there he is.
	Richard Kyle.
	To serve man.
	Remember the Creatures on Elm Street or whatever with Claude Aiken?
	That show was so good and so great.
	The Burgess Meredith one.
	Uh-oh!
	Uh-oh!
	Here we go.
	Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Brianna Joy Gray Hour.
	No, I never said that Breonna should have been fired.
	Breonna used the platform for a long time as pro-Palestinian and eventually was fired.
	You made it sound like she was fired instantly.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Nobody was fired instantly.
	Nobody was ever fired instantly.
	And nobody was ever fired because of the fact.
	Nobody ever said, oh, by the way, yeah, we're fired.
	And I don't know about the others.
	Oh, no, she was there for a while.
	But it comes to a point where...
	But the thing is, she almost was saying to a point, I'm surprised it took you so long.
	So that's good.
	And listen, let me say something.
	Let me jump ahead, which is fine.
	You heard, I'm sure you did, Sparky, that this, there was a...
	I'm sure you heard this.
	Ah, here we go.
	Al Jazeera journalist, Abdallah Ajamal.
	Literally kept Israeli hostage Nora Argabani captive in his home.
	Please do not use the word literally.
	It's oftentimes used incorrectly.
	And for the most time, remember, if ever you're using it, it's probably unnecessary.
	But former hostage Noah Argabani, as you know, was held hostage for eight months, In the home of an Al Jazeera journalist.
	The 26-year-old was held in the home of Abdallah al-Jamal, a Gaza-based reporter and photojournalist for the Qatar-owned network.
	According to Israeli newspaper Israel Hayam, as Israeli special forces raided the home that Al Jazeera journalists and several members of his family attempted to prevent the Israeli woman's rescue and were reportedly Killed.
	So, she has been 26 years old.
	Eight months.
	Eight months.
	Okay?
	Here we go.
	Listen to this.
	Let me read you.
	This is the...
	Now, listen carefully.
	We'll get back to the UFOs in a moment.
	This is critical.
	By the way, this show is very fluid.
	It's very fluid.
	Okay?
	I learned that from the LGBTQI, M-O-U-M-O-Ragpaw.
	this kind of LGBTQ LGBTQIA non-binary.
	Very fluid.
	What does fluid mean?
	This was from a text by Leslie Kajamowitz, and this says it best.
	We continue to see both journalists and doctors actively participating in terrorism in Gaza, this time in hostage-keeping and perhaps even taking.
	The chairman of Euromed HR, according to this, Rami Abdu, confirms that hostages were kept in private homes and that those holding them hostage were Dr. Ahmed and Jonas.
	Okay.
	In an article written by NGO Monitor, legal advisor Ann Herzberg, she speaks of Gaza's hospitals.
	Being utilized to conceal hostages during a recent conflict.
	Let me cut to the chase.
	And let me tell you what this means.
	And let me tell you what you're going to hear.
	And then you're going to wait to hear maybe Breonna or someone else counter this, okay?
	They're going to say that the reason why What appears to folks to be this indiscriminate, absolute plowing of humanity in Gaza.
	This inhumane mowing the lawn and whatever the particular phrase is.
	This genocide or whatever.
	The allegation is going to be.
	Be prepared for it.
	I'm not advocating this.
	I'm explaining the side.
	Because remember, the part of a good advocate in any kind of critical thinking is to be empathic.
	And understand the position of both sides.
	What they're going to say is, see, this is why we do it.
	What you consider to be indiscriminate bombing of hospitals, we're telling you, this shows, they will allege, this shows that this is where it's from.
	This is why it's there.
	Because what may appear to you to be a hospital, what may appear to you to be some kind of quaint little neighborhood in Gaza with a journalist, that they're all in on it.
	Okay?
	That's what's going to be said.
	Remember what I'm saying.
	I'm reporting to you the allegations.
	Those are going to be countered.
	Obviously, they're going to say no.
	Either this is a deliberate extrapolation, or I don't want to keep using the word limited hangout, but that's what they will say.
	So listen carefully to how this is going to change.
	Now, people are going to say, you mean to tell me for eight months you didn't know this?
	Isn't there any intel?
	You've got all of these folks.
	Think about this.
	You've got all of these doctors and journalists and all of these people.
	You mean to tell me that you didn't know this?
	That your intel is that?
	Okay, that's going to be that attitude.
	Because that goes back to the other argument.
	Why did October 7th happen in the first place?
	Because remember...
	Whenever an event happens, and it goes all the way back to 1898 in the Maine, in Havana Harbor, whenever an event happens that supposedly incites something, since the beginning of time, people always ask, was that LIHOP, let it happen on purpose, or MIHOP, make it happen on purpose?
	Not false flag, but whether this was known.
	People still say that Hearst and America blew the main up in Havana Harbor.
	Same thing goes for Gulf of Tonkin.
	And also, was it yesterday or whatever?
	The U.S. says liberty.
	The liberty is a story in our country that certain people know of.
	This was in the American...
	USS Liberty was attacked by and strafed by Israeli planes and people are still saying, what was that about?
	Nobody really talks about it.
	Nobody really...
	Remember the Vincennes.
	Remember the Vincennes.
	Remember that...
	I don't want to get too into this.
	But sometimes there are events that happen and miraculously they just...
	We just don't talk about them for reasons you don't know.
	Sparky says, the Twilight Zone episode with Donna Douglas and plastic surgery stuck in my mind.
	And if you recall, Sparky, this is the one where they had the masks.
	And remember, they took her mask off.
	And it was Rob Reiner.
	Rob Reiner.
	And they all had the...
	She said, maybe that's not it.
	There was one where she said, put the mask on.
	And when they took the mask off, all of them, I believe, including Rob Reiner, Wear the mask.
	Please, please forgive, as my good friend Mr. Crowell says, this stochastic reference.
	There was another one, Burgess Meredith, after the bomb, after the last, he was in a library, and he said, I can read!
	I can spend the rest of my life!
	He was about to kill himself, and he throws a gun away, and then he's like, wait a minute, I'm in a library!
	And then he bends over and drops his glasses, and they break, before his shatterproof lenses.
	Ah!
	Okay, so, let's see if we can do this again, my friends.
	Let's see if we can do this.
	Hang on a minute.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Howard Schoonover says, things we don't talk about.
	That Vegas hotel, concert day.
	Oh, absolutely!
	Mr. Paddock.
	The amount, thank you for that, sir.
	The amount of ammunition.
	The ammunition.
	The guns that had to have been lugged up there.
	Oh, no, no.
	Just like it went away.
	The Lahaina fires, ladies and gentlemen.
	Like it never happened.
	Before that, before that, remember, before that, something very important, the Northern California fires, which was even more interesting, which I thought, the Northern California fires, Which was, this was the initial, this was the precursor to this.
	So, in any event, now let me go back to the UFO story just for a second.
	This is the subject which kept me, not kept me up, I don't mean to say that.
	This is the subject that blew my mind.
	And that Confounded me to levels that I cannot possibly explain.
	I thought another life form in dimensions that perhaps don't even mimic us.
	A life form or force that might be just neuronal mental activity only as the Power station of this.
	Where what we are seeing is drones.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Edie Crowley.
	There she is.
	Bless her heart.
	She's a new member.
	Thank you, Edie.
	Where these particular things are drones, orbs, where they can change frequencies and wavelengths.
	Where you could see an orb, it goes away.
	And it pops up again.
	Or it goes away and breaks into three.
	There was that famous one over...
	You saw this on Fox News over the Temple Mount where it just took off.
	And you hear Tic Tacs and the Gimbals.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	Let me see if I can explain this line again to you.
	F. Scott Fitzgerald.
	Little lies are hard to keep secret.
	But big lies are easy because of our incredulity.
	Jesse Marcel, his son, Jesse Marcel, Roswell, went and he came home and showed his son, look what I picked up.
	This film, this texture that coated One of the craft that had crashed.
	You squeeze it and it pops back into shape.
	A piece of beam or something was writing on it.
	Something else.
	He put it back in the box and left.
	Now his son.
	Who is his son?
	I forget his name.
	Stanton Friedman talked about this.
	His son later on became a flight surgeon.
	He was a helicopter pilot.
	He was a medical doctor.
	He did two tours of duty.
	This was no slouch.
	And he said, I saw this!
	And there were scattered remains.
	Something happened.
	Now remember, as our good friend Mr. Ryan had said, sometimes we want to read into this.
	Could it be the radar?
	Why were they around Area 51?
	Or Roswell or whatever it was.
	Was it because of all the other activity there?
	Was it a rescue mission?
	Were there others that had been captured?
	Are they all the same?
	Remember how people have always talked about this and there were the Greys and there were the Nordics, the Vikings and we don't know.
	Greer, Stephen Greer, will come up and make these things up.
	Well, they were here, obviously, to spread the word.
	We don't know about motivation.
	I have no idea why they're here.
	It could be evil.
	I don't even know who they are.
	I've never seen one.
	And by the way, if you ever do see one, never tell anybody.
	Never.
	Anybody else hear one?
	Anybody see one?
	Don't.
	Oh, that's right, Pittman.
	It's a weather balloon.
	It's swamp gas.
	It's the planet Venus.
	It's the number one Number one, most quieted, silenced story, bar none.
	Bar none.
	Bar none.
	Nothing is as serious as that.
	Stand by for one second, my friend, because you know, it's funny when we, you being one of the nihilists that I am, we always were.
	We're always told that we're crazy.
	See, what's so funny, too, is when somebody says, do you believe?
	I say, I don't know what I believe in.
	I've never seen one.
	I believe it's the number one most secreted, secretive story there is.
	Nobody talks about it.
	And if they do, they talk about it in the most cursory, like Tucker Carlson.
	He talks about it like a child.
	On his show, they had little graphics and little green man, you know, Ray Walston, my favorite Martian.
	They don't take it seriously.
	Nobody takes it seriously.
	And they are told, specifically, if you think that big pharma is big, if you think that big agra, maybe, in the old days of GMOs, if you think any of that, if you think for one, if you think That that?
	No.
	You have no idea how big this is.
	So when it comes to different groups of people, there are different folks, we like to suppress stuff for different reasons.
	One of them is there's three things I've told you that we need more, but the big three, of course, food, water, and energy.
	Water I've talked about forever, hydro-imperialism.
	But nobody wants to talk about that either because it's not sexy enough.
	No energy.
	Ah, you've heard that.
	Who remembers the gas price lines during Jimmy Carter?
	I do.
	Ah, I'm not talking about that.
	But food.
	China, other companies, other countries own huge swaths of American food production.
	You've seen the first thing that Klaus Schwab wanted to do when he goes after meat production and the like.
	Food is critical.
	And when I ask people, are you ready?
	Can you handle long, prolonged versions of no food?
	They look at me like, what are you talking about?
	PrepareWithLionel.com.
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	I forgot to tell you, my friends, it's 149 days until the election.
	Now, let me explain something to you which is the most incredible.
	You do not want, let me say this again, you do not want ever anybody interfering with big, with defense contracting and the like.
	Okay?
	Edie, by the way, does encourage all listeners to turn an ear to the lovely Mrs. L on Lens Warriors, especially if you have kids and grands.
	You hearing that?
	Edie Crowley.
	Biggest fan.
	God, you better believe it.
	Lin's Warriors on YouTube.
	Absolutely.
	And Sparky says, the day the Earth stood still, the original movie was great.
	And isn't it funny also about this, Sparky?
	We learn from, it's almost as though we learn from the books that sort of warn us.
	Later on, the books and the stories became fronts for CIA and Intel.
	And defense.
	Like Tom Clancy, that was handed to him.
	CIA here, write this.
	Here you go, this one.
	Oh, wasn't it amazing how Tom Clancy knew...
	Yeah, right.
	But in the old days, they were...
	It was a different time then.
	Before I forget, Noam Chomsky is...
	Sad to say, is...
	At perhaps his last leg, I don't like that particular phrase, but people are thinking, where's he been?
	He's 95 years old.
	And you can say whatever you want.
	You can say, and this is where people are not able to...
	How do I say this?
	People are not able to differentiate because some people, they're already, they say these terrible things.
	There's a picture of the devil waiting for Noam Chomsky to come to hell.
	Noam Chomsky?
	Why is he?
	Because there's hatred.
	There's hatred.
	And, I'll bring it up, Breonna Joy Gray and others.
	It's not enough for people to say, well, I disagree with her.
	No, they've got to hate her.
	That she promotes killing and terrorism.
	She does not.
	She does not.
	No more than the folks in Vietnam who basically wanted the war to end did not promote the killing of American soldiers.
	It's ridiculous.
	Absolutely ridiculous.
	Now, before I forget, Mike Pence, who cares?
	Judas, Mike Pence, unbelievable.
	This was a story, Mike Pence is not going to vote for Trump.
	Would you?
	That's not a story.
	How much did Mike Pence pay you to put that thing in there?
	Now, here's the story, and I want you to fill me in on this.
	Now, please, please, Please, I beg you.
	Follow me on this.
	And try to figure this one out.
	The 2024...
	What do you want to call it?
	The 2024 Women's Olympic Team?
	Okay, I never liked women's basketball or cared about it until Caitlin Smith.
	Never...
	Never cared about it.
	There was one...
	One time I said, yeah, was this one real tall woman?
	Yeah.
	Anyway, I don't know.
	But just like Venus and Serena Williams changed the face of women's tennis, just like Billie Jean King, Chris Everett, those were serious, serious players.
	They changed the face of that.
	I remember in the old days of...
	Betty Stova, Margaret Court, Yvonne Goulagong.
	It's nice.
	Margaret Court against Bobby Riggs.
	Well, Caitlin Smith is it.
	And Caitlin Smith is white and not demonstrably non-binary.
	As far as I know.
	I don't know the first thing about her.
	I have no idea.
	But she doesn't.
	Look like Brittany Griner, who I don't know what that is.
	I have no idea.
	I want to say what that is.
	Man, woman, non-binary fluid, solid gas, plasma.
	I have no idea what physical state.
	I have no idea.
	All I know is she's only famous because she was arrested in Russia for trying to smuggle in dope.
	And they don't care for that.
	It wasn't a vape card or weed or cannabis or whatever the hell it was.
	Okay.
	Covered with tattoos.
	I thought, oh, she's going to be the darling.
	Oh, we've got to be pretty good.
	Who the hell is she?
	She's non-binary fluid.
	Momentum plasma.
	Okay.
	Caitlin Smith.
	Girl.
	White.
	Boring.
	No.
	No.
	Wait a minute.
	Everybody hated on her?
	Now we love her.
	Now people are coming to her.
	Who was it?
	McAfee had called her.
	Oh yeah, some white bitch comes along and he didn't mean it like that.
	Okay, okay.
	Here we go.
	So she's left off the Olympics.
	Whatever.
	Professional basketball players in the Olympics?
	I don't understand this.
	They went after Lance Armstrong.
	You use PEDs!
	Remember the one year the men's basketball team?
	It was Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen.
	What are you kidding me?
	These are amateur?
	That's not fair.
	Anyway, it's a joke, the whole notion of competitive.
	I don't care.
	I could take steroids all day long, and I'm not going to hit, break Barry Bonds' record.
	It's stupid.
	Take as many steroids as you want.
	Take them!
	What, you don't think, in the old days, during Jesse Owens' days, they didn't have trainers.
	He had to run on ash.
	Jesse Owens, they didn't even have this springy kind of stuff.
	He had to bring his own trowel.
	Jesse Owens, his little trowel, so he could dig a little hole to put his heel in from the takeoff.
	Oh yeah!
	There's a great TED Talk about this.
	About how bodies have changed.
	Anyway.
	Now follow me through this.
	You ready for this?
	You ready for this?
	Okay.
	There's a picture.
	I didn't want to put it up because God forbid there's some rule against this.
	But there's a picture, there's a video of Brittany Griner, allegedly Brittany Griner, in what appears to be someone's backyard, I guess in Phoenix, throwing a basketball into a pool, a little pool of basketball, and she nails it.
	I think it looks kind of like her, and she's wearing no top coverings.
	And appears to have no...
	Recognizable, what we would call breasts.
	Breasts.
	One of those STS words.
	You know, breasts.
	Okay, terrorists.
	So she appears to have no breast.
	Well, she does have a breast.
	Men have a breast.
	Now we get into some really interesting, this is when the definition of the, men have breasts.
	Men have nipples.
	Men have An areola.
	Not areola.
	An areola.
	It's the area that surrounds the nipple.
	Just like in the eye.
	The iris is called.
	The areola.
	Anything that surrounds the...
	Okay.
	Men have breasts.
	Okay, good.
	In the state of New York, it is not against the law to be topless.
	Now, I'm not suggesting you might not be arrested by a cop who doesn't know better.
	Or you might be charged with disturbing the peas or something like that.
	But there is no prohibition in the state of New York for that.
	None.
	In New York, on Times Square, there was something called Das Nudas.
	Is it Das Nudas or Las?
	I think it's Das Nudas.
	Women, not particularly.
	Whatever that means.
	Who would be topless, but they would paint their breasts with, you know, makeup.
	Stars and American flying.
	And they were basically, and you could see right through the paint, they were almost topless.
	You could see everything.
	Nipples, areola, everything.
	And they would walk around, they would take pictures with kids.
	Okay, they're gone now.
	But they were here for a while.
	Then we had the naked cowboy.
	It wasn't really naked, it was a man, but he was topless.
	But his breasts were exposed.
	And nipples and a real, eh?
	Fine.
	There was a woman called the Naked Cowgirl.
	She was about 90 years old.
	And remember in that old Playboy cartoon, The Grandmother?
	Her breasts dragged.
	She needed like a...
	I mean, it was terrible.
	Anyway, she was there.
	Times Square.
	Nobody...
	Okay.
	Now work with me on this.
	Greiner is in the backyard.
	A woman, I think, topless with no breasts.
	Either surgically, it's so grainy you can't see.
	Is that objectionable?
	I don't know.
	Number two, there was a woman, and I don't know her name, another swimmer who had a mastectomy.
	Please, mastectomy.
	Not mastectomy.
	Not prostrate.
	Not Tijuana.
	Not jewelry.
	Anyway.
	She had a mastectomy.
	And you can see the scars straight across.
	And she's in a pool.
	Why a woman...
	Excuse me.
	Why a woman wants to compete as a man, I have no idea.
	I can understand a man as a woman, but a woman, she's competing now against men in swimming?
	Okay.
	Let's be very good.
	She's walking around with a scar.
	That was okay.
	Leah Thomas, who was a biological man, now a trans woman, wears the one piece.
	He doesn't have a breast, but he doesn't want to be topless.
	Doesn't mind being nude in a locker room.
	Does this make any sense to you?
	And the best one ever.
	On the Phil Donahue show years ago, there was a guy who was famous for...
	Making bets with people.
	Challenges.
	I dare you, dares.
	And his friends dared him whether he would wear, excuse me, whether he would have a breast implant.
	Breast implants.
	And he did.
	The 25,000, his friends, they said, we will pay you.
	I don't know what doctor would do this, but anyway, he did it.
	And he was on, I think it was Donahue.
	And he took his shirt off.
	To show them, and they pixelated it.
	It's a man who could have been, you know, could have shown his chest before, but because he had saline or silicone implants, then they pixelated.
	They merely added artificial bags to the undercarriage of his breast, and that became, and I thought to myself, this, I remember as a kid, I said, this doesn't make any sense!
	None of it makes any sense.
	Sparky says, remember, Fen-Fen, oh, Pondamin and Fenerman, FDA banned their off-label use because obesity rates went down, impacting medical industry review.
	Lots of medical conditions result from obesity.
	You know...
	You're a man after my own heart.
	Let me ask you something, our friend Sparky and others.
	Do you believe that it is possible that there are forms of cancer that we have the ability to cure that have not been cured because it would cut out billions of dollars of revenue to the medical industry?
	You think that's possible, anybody?
	If you ever ask that question after what we've just been hearing regarding COVID and what's going on, And you see what they're doing in Germany?
	They're reporting the most blatant, flagrant accusatory articles basically saying that there were deaths attendant to certain vaccines that they knew about.
	And they're not pulling any punches whatsoever.
	None whatsoever.
	There is another certain person, by the way, I'm not going to mention.
	One of these, you know, these weight loss people?
	Can't mention her name, but everybody knows who she is.
	Who is apparently losing a lot of weight and has lost a lot of weight, not because of Ozempic, but something else.
	Another form.
	And she is going to come out and say basically later on, yes, it was because of this, not this.
	Now let me say something to you.
	And listen to me very carefully.
	Do you remember in the 1970s, those of you from my generation, there was this commercial that said, this commercial that said, it was a chiffon margarine.
	And it was, the line was, it's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
	If you do not understand this, I don't know how to help you.
	Let me see if I can explain this to you very, very carefully.
	When you do something to accelerate a process, accelerate or decelerate a process that nature, quote, provides, you're going to have repercussions.
	You're going to have problems.
	One of them is...
	The idea of all of a sudden people going to stores and saying, if vitamin C is good, a lot of it is good.
	Let me take a thousand milligrams of vitamin C, ascorbic acid, in a capsule.
	That's a gram.
	A thousand milligrams is a gram.
	Even though it would have taken me ten pounds of fruit.
	You don't need that.
	Question number one, is it bioavailable?
	Don't know.
	Are the phytonutrients available?
	Don't know.
	But if this is good, this is better.
	When you say somebody's losing 20, 30, 40 pounds a month, or whatever it is, if you think, if you think, number one, that's healthy, you're out of your mind.
	Number two, And listen to me carefully.
	If you think your doctor is going to tell you, listen, I wouldn't do this if I were you.
	Now this may take, I mean, up to a year.
	But you have got to cut back, exercise, watch what you eat.
	What?
	No.
	Say, give me that pad.
	There you go.
	Boom.
	Drugstores?
	Sorry, we don't have generics for this.
	Sorry.
	It costs a fortune.
	Oh, the insurance won't cover it?
	That'll be too...
	If I have to tell you this, after what we went through, after what we went through, when was the last time you ever had a doctor say, I wouldn't take this vaccine, I wouldn't take that medication, I wouldn't do this?
	Remember when T was...
	Hey, you got low T?
	Take testosterone?
	No!
	No!
	Unless you've, unless you, let's face it, unless you have, literally, you've had your testicles removed or something.
	I've had a friend of mine, he's a doctor.
	He's a doctor.
	This is the best.
	He's my, he's my buddy.
	I said, what's his story about low T?
	He says, yeah, you growing a beard?
	Yeah, he goes, you're fine.
	He said, do you have to shave?
	Yeah, you're fine.
	No, but I go, no, no, you're fine.
	I don't think it does.
	And by the way, if you're a woman and you are growing a beard, you may have a problem there.
	So this idea that, and I know this one guy, oh, he's basically my age, and he's, I don't know what he's taking.
	I don't know what he's taking.
	More kind of, who knows, whether it's growth hormone or whatever.
	I'm thinking, you schmuck.
	You schmuck.
	You're 65, whatever years old, and you want to start taking it.
	You may have some dormant cancer just sitting back there saying, well, I guess we're never going to get the chance to be cruel but be real cancers.
	Hey, wait a minute.
	What's that?
	This is synthetic hormone.
	Yeah, baby!
	Now we go.
	Stupid!
	Now, you ready for this?
	I like, if essential oils were essential, wouldn't they be in our bodies?
	I love that.
	Here's one for you.
	A little bit of surprise.
	You ready for this?
	I'm going to tell you one little hint here.
	Yesterday, oh, it was a beautiful day.
	Mrs. L and I were driving about and tooling about.
	It was just beautiful.
	Union Square was just absolutely beautiful.
	Oh, my God.
	It was packed.
	And they've got a farmer's market you can't believe.
	If you want to buy fruits and vegetables, fruits and veggies to an extent, and you want the best, the best, the best, that is the freshest, that is phytonutrient packed, listen to what I'm saying, frozen.
	What?
	It's counterintuitive, isn't it?
	Frozen.
	Yeah, but what about that?
	No, you don't know how long this has been there.
	Yeah, but it's a farmer's market.
	I don't care what it's called.
	When you have something where you take blueberries off of the vine and you flash freeze them, whatever their freshness was, it's frozen.
	It's locked in time.
	Number one.
	Listen to what I'm telling you.
	It's counterintuitive.
	You think, no way.
	Certainly you can't.
	Tomatoes, things like that you can't.
	And tomatoes are good too because those are great because of lycopene.
	And they're coming up right now.
	Jersey tomatoes and corn.
	Oh, tomatoes.
	You ever see the bag?
	You put them in a bag or just leave them out.
	Never put them in the fridge.
	Never.
	Never.
	And they get red and red and red and red.
	They go, Jesus Christ.
	This thing you cut up with a knife and the water shoots.
	Oh my God.
	I just eat them by the pound.
	Okay?
	Now.
	Listen to me carefully, too.
	Please, do not juice your food.
	Okay?
	I'm going to read this to you.
	Now, how we got from UFOs to Brianna Joy Gray to Palestine to UFOs to the Twilight Zone to this, I have no idea.
	Listen to this very carefully.
	And I want to ask you this.
	Here we go.
	I want you to read this.
	Just a second.
	I'm going to find this.
	which is very important.
	Let me see something.
	Oh, here we go.
	Here we go.
	Listen to me.
	Do not juice.
	Fructose separated from fiber.
	It's too rapidly absorbed and injurious.
	You lose the benefits of fiber.
	Best obtained eating the fruit.
	Chew your food.
	Fruit juice.
	What about that?
	Drinking fruit juice is like putting the sugar bowl down your throat.
	It is fine to eat the whole fruit.
	Do not drink the juice.
	Listen to this.
	Smoothies.
	This is my favorite.
	Do you ever go to a health officer?
	Okay, ready?
	Okay.
	This is Dr. Caldwell Esselstyn.
	Avoid smoothies.
	When fiber is pureed, it is not chewed and does not have the opportunity to mix with the facultative anaerobic bacteria.
	Which reside in the crypts and grooves of our tongue.
	These bacteria are capable of reducing the nitrates in green leafy vegetables to nitrites in the mouth.
	When the nitrites are swallowed, they are further reduced by gastric acid to nitric oxide, which may now enter the nitric oxide Furthermore, when chewing fruit, the fructose is bound to fiber and absorption is safe and slow.
	On the other hand, when fruit is blenderized, the fructose is separated from the fiber and the absorption is very rapid through the stomach.
	This rapid absorption tends to injure the liver, glycates, Protein and injures the endothelial cells.
	When you tell people that, what do they tell you?
	But I like fruit smoothies.
	I like fruit.
	Why am I saying this?
	You are your worst enemy.
	You are I am.
	We all are.
	When we hear something that is dissonant, not consonant, not compatible with our worldview, if I told you something about God or Jesus or the country that you think is not compatible with your worldview, let me give you something which is absolutely not compatible with the worldview Of so many people.
	President Trump is going to be re-elected.
	Now, I'm not saying this because I like it, which I do.
	I'm telling you because it's true.
	I told you in 2020, I said, this does not look good.
	You got very mad with me.
	This is the president in California.
	California.
	Look at the sky.
	What is that?
	What do you think that is?
	What is the sky?
	What do you think that is?
	Do I have to tell you something?
	Yeah.
	This drives these people crazy.
	By the way, do you see the sky right there?
	I know.
	You have been trained to look at the sky and see patterns of clouds.
	You don't even notice it.
	Yesterday was so beautiful.
	I'm driving like this.
	I look like Richard Dreyfuss.
	Or I look like Henry Hill in Goodfellas.
	I saw the most beautiful clouds.
	Blue skies.
	Pillowy.
	No spring.
	That, by the way, was taken by a woman named Margot Martin, or Martin, as they say now, for reasons I don't understand.
	And that picture indicates she was right next to him.
	She's always next to him.
	Alina Habba, go back to your husband and kids.
	You're done with you.
	You're the lawyer.
	Hope Hicks, see ya.
	Gone.
	Bye-bye.
	This is the new gal.
	She's always there.
	Dan Scavino used to be the guy.
	He had the best pictures, the best photos, right behind the president.
	Now we got this, Margot Martin, who must go to the Daily Mail and say, tell me how great I look.
	Now this one, this is I believe, let me see, where is this one?
	Oh, this is Ventura.
	What was the city I told you, honey?
	It was outside of Hollywood?
	Is it Ventura?
	What?
	Newport Beach.
	California.
	California.
	USA!
	California.
	Isn't that beautiful?
	Peaceful.
	Loving, happy, jubilant, excited, glorious.
	And now, this was from a little place called Long Island.
	And listen to what I'm saying.
	Trump is going to win New York.
	Reagan did it.
	Trump is supposed to be down six, seven points.
	Nonsense.
	When they tell you he's down seven points, he's down one point.
	Or none at all.
	It's killing them.
	How much is he going to win?
	Listen to me.
	Governor Kathy Hochul pursuant to that rat bastard Andrew Cuomo the disgraced governor of New York brother of that disgraced Fredo Cuomo who basically what he they anyway they had these big these License tag or readers.
	Because we were going to have congestion pricing.
	Pricing!
	$15, $20.
	If you drive a truck to come into Manhattan from Jersey or whatever, it's horrible.
	And all over, they drag these things on.
	Because of that rat bastard, Andrew Cuomo.
	Andy.
	So, the lieutenant governor was Kathy Hochul.
	She takes over.
	And she was, I mean, she's a lunatic when they come to this.
	Okay, fine.
	Now, All of a sudden, congestion pricing, and they start bringing these things up, and you're driving down, I don't know, 10, 40 seconds out of the tunnel.
	What the hell is this?
	These readers, and people are obscuring their tags, and they're getting these special coats, and these, and these, anyway, the other day she said, you know what, on second thought, we thought, meh, maybe not.
	Why do you think she did?
	Because she said, I think this digs too far into the pockets of, they realize.
	They're losing.
	This is the craziest thing.
	This is the most sensitive.
	You touch this.
	Now I gotta find it.
	Let me see if I can find it.
	This was...
	The...
	Let me see.
	Is it this one?
	I hope it's this one.
	No, it's not it.
	I lost it completely.
	That's not it.
	I had one of Long Island.
	Let me try it again.
	I'll tell you, this is the most sensitive thing.
	You just touch it.
	Hang on, let me try it one more time.
	Let me see here.
	Could this be it?
	Now, why am I keep doing this?
	I'm sorry, forgive me.
	I'm like perseverating over this one thing.
	I don't mean to.
	Let me try this.
	I want you to see Long Island.
	No, that's not it.
	Maybe this one.
	Maybe this is it.
	No, that's not it.
	Anyway, I had a Long Island somewhere.
	I don't know where the hell it was.
	The point is, Trump is just absolutely killing it.
	He's killing it.
	Killing it.
	And they don't know what to do.
	By the way, our friend says, ostensibly the FBA stopped allowing fen-fen, each drug a generic, to be prescribed off-label because the combo caused an irregular heartbeat.
	But curiously, The study's placebo caused it more.
	Interesting.
	Edie Crowley says, T. Fauci's congressional hearing, scary stuff.
	Oh, yes.
	You know what's funny?
	And by the way, Edie, thank you.
	You know, Sparky, I was thinking about this.
	Do you think they would allow aspirin today?
	Do you know the number of people who die every year from it?
	Aspirin.
	Kids in particular, kids who die from aspirin, overdose.
	It's a very, very potent thing.
	Very, very serious.
	So I don't really know about this.
	But all I know is simply that it will be, they will never be able to recover what they did to us regarding COVID.
	Let me ask you this question.
	When you see somebody wearing a mask, what do you think?
	When you see somebody wearing a mask, I'm thinking, this is deranged.
	This is somebody who is deranged.
	This is somebody who does not understand the war is over.
	This is somebody who was so...
	who still wears a cast because of the attention they got, or something.
	And I see this.
	And here in New York, if you see somebody with a mask, bet on Asian.
	And someone explained to me, many people, especially from China, because of the pollution, they always had.
	Always had.
	We used to see Asians with parasols and umbrellas.
	Always.
	So that was a different story.
	But for some reason, when you see, the other day, there was this black woman, happened to be black, and you see all different ways, but there's a woman who was so obese.
	How do I say this in a nice way?
	Do you know the expression, plumbers crack?
	It was, remember from the Norge, what was it?
	It was that great SNL where the...
	The plumber came in and it was one of the best ones ever.
	Dan Aykroyd, plumber's cracking.
	Lisa Lupner was laughing.
	Okay.
	There was a statute years ago that dealt with public nudity.
	And I read it to people and it was very funny.
	And they referred to the crack as the anal cleft.
	I swear to God.
	I swear to God.
	It was at a time when...
	It was before thongs and strings and you couldn't show.
	Anyway, there was a woman we saw.
	So help me God, the anal cleft was maybe, I would say, three feet long.
	I've never seen anything.
	I don't know where this was.
	It wasn't steatopygian, certainly not calipygian, but it was enormous.
	Like sweatpants that were too low.
	She was basically obese beyond...
	Put it this way, she was 150 pounds, easy overweight.
	Absolutely looks physically in extremis with a mask.
	But let me finish.
	A mask underneath her nose and sometimes under the chin.
	Is this like swaddling for babies?
	Do they wear the mask because it makes them calm?
	I don't know.
	So in any event, my friends, what a day we've had.
	The number one best kept secret are UFOs.
	EBEs, extraterrestrial biological entities.
	Antigravitic travel.
	Time travel.
	Destroying physical physics laws.
	Whoever can harness that particular flight will forever change the course of warfare.
	When you see a plane, when you see an orb, and you can see this.
	We had them over at Chelsea, these photos.
	An orb, all of a sudden, it shows up and it goes away.
	And it shows up and then breaks into two.
	And then goes into one.
	And then disappears.
	Doesn't fly, but disappears.
	Imagine having a craft.
	You know time-space.
	So gravity is not the attraction.
	It's the idea that there's a dimpled kind of a divot in time-space.
	Imagine being able to fly like falling.
	With the same force of acceleration.
	You're just...
	No noise.
	No wings, ailerons.
	Nothing.
	No rivets.
	Just this kind of a...
	I don't know what it is.
	Or just a globe.
	It may have nothing in it.
	It may not have people in it.
	It may be an orb.
	It might be a satellite.
	It may be a drone.
	I don't know.
	Do you know what that will be?
	Imagine the battlefield.
	Think about this.
	Gaza, Ukraine, Kiev, Moscow, London, and all of a sudden you see this, and you see four or five weapons system adopted,
	adapted spheres that show out of nowhere, not tracked, not followed, or Can go into another frequency or wavelength.
	They're invisible.
	Stealth like you can't believe.
	That secret, once harnessed, will change the course of civilization.
	And I promise you, the president doesn't know it.
	Trump doesn't know it.
	There are people with secrecy clearances that maybe one or two people may know.
	I've always heard of them being the five-lettered ones.
	Umbra, zebra, cobra, umbra.
	Ultra.
	Nobody has them.
	Nobody.
	Where you need to know, you might be the only person who knows how to do this.
	And you're looking at this.
	And reverse engineering and trying to.
	Whoever gets this.
	Whoever gets this.
	Think about this.
	We go to Saudi Arabia and say, let me explain something to you.
	Emirates.
	UBS.
	Look out your window.
	Now, let's talk about that oil.
	We want you to cut off the oil to Russia or China or whoever it is.
	Cut it off.
	See your refinery there?
	Boom!
	Any questions?
	What's that?
	No more Air Force.
	No more planes.
	No more having to fly.
	None of that.
	That is the number one Best kept secret there is.
	Sparky says, aspirin killed Bruce Lee.
	He had Rye syndrome.
	Oh yes, Rye syndrome.
	He didn't realize his girlfriend's headache medication, Ecogesic, contained aspirin.
	Ecogesic is a combination of equinol and aspirin.
	How in the hell?
	Isn't Rye syndrome, isn't that also related to...
	Isn't that related to Jewish Erashkenazi?
	No, it's Tay-Sachs.
	Rye syndrome is a rare but serious brain and liver disease that can be fatal in children.
	It's most common in children recovering from viral infections like the flu or chickenpox and can develop three or five days.
	Symptoms and causes?
	Rye syndrome is Rye, R-E-Y-E, is a rare but serious condition that causes swelling in the liver and the brain.
	Rye syndrome can occur at any age, but usually affects children and teenagers after a viral infection.
	Thank you.
	Fascinating.
	Sparky, you are absolutely a veritable suppository of information that never ceases to amaze me.
	I have a friend of mine yesterday, as a matter of fact, a friend of mine, delightful.
	A friend of the family says, let me ask you something.
	Who is Sparky?
	I said, who?
	And I didn't put the two together.
	I said, what are you talking about?
	Because I used the term Sparky all the time.
	Listen, Sparky, be careful.
	I said, oh, oh, oh.
	And I said, well, I said, from what I understand, as I've never spoken with him, there might have been some email with him.
	I said, but if I leave, he was former military.
	He might.
	And I said something like, he might live.
	Either in the woods or the forest or some kind of a getaway and they thought, oh, you're making this up.
	I said, I'm not making this up!
	And then I said, well, okay.
	If you think I'm making it up, I might as well go a step further.
	Well, he's a hermit.
	He's hermetic.
	Kind of has a Walt Whitman beard and walks with a walking stick and is quite the profit.
	Look, if you're going to make something up, go for it.
	Just go for it.
	Don't go half-assed with a lie.
	Bill Crowell says, I want to hang out with Sparky.
	Let me tell you something.
	You laugh.
	The other day I saw something and they said, hey, we have a great meet and greet.
	Okay?
	Hey, we got a great meet and it was a wonderful song.
	I'm not going to mention it.
	It was nice that they did this.
	And when is cutting?
	Yeah, hang on a minute.
	I know.
	I'm glad, too, if you know what I mean.
	No, but anyway, we've got a cutting room coming up in October, right before the election.
	I'm going to let you know about that.
	So anyway, to make a long story short, so I saw this and they said, hey, we had a meet and greet.
	I said, well, that's terrific.
	So I looked at the pictures.
	It's like three people.
	It's very sad.
	Now, If I said, I want everybody to show up at our meet and greet, and why is that?
	Why is it different?
	They're going to say, you're Edie Crowley?
	You're Sparky?
	You're Gloria?
	You're Madam Stamp?
	Can you do a call-in show?
	A call-in?
	You know what?
	I don't think so.
	Not with a...
	Telephone, that'd be interesting.
	That would be my favorite.
	That is still my favorite of all.
	Because that's the one thing that I, those of us purveyors of it, call-ins were the best.
	The people who called in, and the stuff you could do, nobody ever plays and utilizes the call-ins the best.
	Never.
	I have to tell you stories about that.
	Tricks I learned, things that I developed just by accident that were the best part.
	And they'd say, what are you going to talk about today?
	I said, I'm going to take calls.
	Calls, that's the magic.
	That is the absolute magic.
	Quick story.
	One time there was a guy who called up and he said, yeah, I didn't know.
	He was just kind of mumbling.
	So I found out by accident there was a way.
	To take him out of queue or put him in an audition where I could talk over him so that the audience could hear me, but the caller couldn't.
	So I said, go ahead.
	Now, what's your question?
	And he was just, yeah, I...
	So I...
	Muted it or whatever it was.
	And I got in the air and said, listen, I want you to call right now at 800-555-222.
	And I got in the sky and asked him the most ridiculous question you've ever seen that has nothing to do with anything.
	The most bizarre, off-the-wall, mondo, crazy, psychotic question.
	And let's see if he understands the gig.
	So I said, uh-huh.
	That's very interesting.
	And the joke was it was a boring call.
	And the phones, boom!
	There's six lines, so it's not exactly, there's a hundred, but anyway, but anytime they come in, boom, like that, that's important.
	I said, you know, Ray, you sure have inspired a lot of controversy.
	And he said nothing.
	I said, you wouldn't mind taking a few calls, what'd you do?
	To let people respond?
	Respond to what?
	He didn't say anything.
	I said, I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
	I mean, let me tell you something, Ray, you have hit a nerve.
	With what?
	He didn't say anything.
	I said, so line one in Pinellas Park, you're on with Ray.
	Oh?
	Yeah, Ray, I've got to ask you a question.
	Okay.
	The Borealis effect.
	Is it true that if you're at the equator, the water goes on a drain clockwise versus at the end?
	He goes, I don't know.
	Interesting, Ray.
	Let's go to Brooklyn.
	You're on with Ray.
	I've got to go.
	Hang on, Ray.
	Hang on.
	You can't start this controversy and just leave.
	Yeah, but I didn't...
	Yes, you did, Ray.
	Hang on a second.
	Let's go to Brooklyn.
	Yeah, Ray.
	What is it?
	How did they make the holes in Swiss cheese?
	I don't know.
	Anyway, so then the old...
	Remember the old National Lampoon?
	He said, yeah, I got a question.
	If God exists, why did he let...
	President Kennedy get killed.
	He says, Sherby's nailing him up with the cross.
	Next!
	And this went on.
	And women called him and said, you know, Ray, you sound attractive.
	Are you married?
	Look, I got it.
	This was the greatest bit that just happened spontaneously.
	And he didn't get it.
	They got it.
	They knew what was happening.
	And that's why today, if you tried this on a regular call-in show, they wouldn't understand, because there's no, they don't play with, they don't play with it.
	They don't, anyway.
	It's like Ernie Kovacs played with the medium.
	So anyway, one of my heroes, Ernie Kovacs.
	And by the way, check out this interview with Eric Clapton and Eric Clapton and the Real Music Observer.
	It's called The Real Music Observer on YouTube.
	Eric Clapton's befriended this feller, and Eric Clapton is one of us.
	They're talking about Klaus Schwab, they're talking about...
	I love Eric Clapton.
	I mean, the music is...
	I love to...
	Talk to him.
	He is the smartest guy.
	Remember his vaccine reaction where he couldn't play?
	Oh my God.
	He's one of us.
	And he's just brilliant.
	And I think he lives like in Indiana or something.
	I don't know.
	He's got his wife in Indiana.
	He's kind of domesticated.
	Just a regular guy.
	And he's befriended this one fellow and talks for hours about Truth and music.
	He mentioned his new guitar player named McGee, which I listened to.
	I loved it.
	And Eric Clapton, if you're listening, please, get the word to Eric.
	We need you to talk to us.
	Forget the music.
	You're a sage.
	You're one of us.
	He's a conspirator.
	He's a part of the conspiratorium.
	He's one of us.
	He's in the claricy.
	He knows it.
	It blows.
	I was listening to this and I couldn't believe what I'm hearing.
	Everybody else is like, Neil Young is out of his mind.
	People like Stills and Young, these are like really militaristic people.
	And let me also tell you something.
	Let me leave you with this.
	And this is to you.
	This is to you.
	This is to you, my friend.
	Look at this.
	Here's a guy.
	Here's a guy from Facebook who says, Matt DeMaio says, I know that you and I got your start by doing call-ins to other people's shows back when you were a practicing attorney.
	Some radio producer heard you and gave you a show.
	I used to love listening to you when you were on the afternoons in New York City.
	Yep.
	Matt, I thank you.
	That's how it happened.
	That's it.
	And Mrs. L, by the way, Got her radio.
	She does radio.
	I can't do.
	I can't do it.
	There was a great gentleman by the name of Bill O'Shaughnessy.
	And Bill O'Shaughnessy owned WVOX out of Westchester.
	And Bill O'Shaughnessy said, I want you to do a show.
	And she did The Warriors, Lynn's Warriors, once a week.
	And it was the best show anybody's ever heard.
	And she has no idea.
	She doesn't know.
	It's like, imagine somebody who can throw a baseball like 120 miles an hour and doesn't know he's the only one who can do it.
	And you're saying, you know, you're going to say, but I'm throwing a baseball.
	Yeah, but you don't understand.
	Nobody can do that.
	She's like that.
	And she's humble and doesn't, I hope she doesn't realize how good she is.
	Edab says, my friend pointed me to your channel.
	I must say I feel confused and enlightened at the same time.
	And I'm not sure which of you are more, but I'll be back.
	I love this.
	I love this.
	Confused and enlightened.
	I'm writing that down.
	That's so good.
	One guy said, I'm writing this down.
	I can't write anymore.
	Enlightened.
	I used to write so beautifully.
	Somebody said one time to me, you know, how do I say this?
	Somebody said, you sound like, because the voice, it's like Curly Howard on Benzedrine.
	I've used that one, which is the most important.
	Radio in the old days were absolutely...
	One time, I never forgot this, I was doing WFLA, 970, 9 o 'clock in the morning, middays they called it, middays.
	And you know who was in town?
	McLean Stevenson.
	You know, Colonel, not Potter, Colonel Burns, or what was his name?
	McLean Stevenson, Henry, Henry, Blake, Blake, whatever it was.
	He was so drunk.
	It was like 9 in the morning, he was Out of his mind.
	And it was...
	I couldn't believe it.
	So how did I play it?
	One, I could have pointed it out, made him embarrassed.
	Two, I could have cancelled it.
	No way.
	Three, I acted like it was nothing.
	Taking calls.
	And it was like, is this?
	Who is it?
	McLean Stevenson.
	This is McLean Stevenson.
	They didn't know what to say.
	Ask your question.
	Henry Blank.
	Right, Henry?
	Here you go.
	And it was, people didn't know if they were horrified, if they were surprised.
	I remember one time my friend Ted Webb, Ted Webb and I, Ted Webb, the late Ted Webb.
	I walked by one time.
	We're on Jackson Street, right in downtown Tampa.
	This is, I don't know where you're at.
	And I walked by and I looked and it was a lightning storm and I couldn't leave.
	Couldn't even get to the car.
	One of those torrential.
	I looked into the studio and Ted's like this.
	He couldn't take incoming calls.
	So I walked in and we're kind of kibitzing.
	I said, can we do outside calls?
	Can we call out?
	He said, yeah.
	So I took a newspaper and I called up.
	I had no idea.
	I'm a lawyer.
	I didn't know what I was doing.
	We called people on the air, cold called them, and put them on the air.
	This is such a violation of the FCC, it's not even funny.
	This will get you killed.
	I didn't know.
	And I thought, no, nobody stopped me.
	They go, but you're a lawyer.
	I said, I don't know about the FCC.
	So I said, Ted, let's call this one.
	And there was an ad for, and we never forgot this, it was an ad for like a, they wanted an aggressive salad maker.
	I said, oh, I got this one.
	So I called up and I said, hello?
	Yeah.
	I'm calling about the dad.
	You got the dad there?
	About an aggressive salad maker?
	I just love salad.
	I love chickpeas.
	Can I cut my own chickpeas?
	Where do I start?
	I work for free.
	Just let me out.
	Anyway, it was going on.
	And people were just howling.
	And there's one guy saying, what?
	Now, like I said, you can't do that.
	You can't call somebody up.
	People sometimes will call in and say, you've got to get approval before.
	I didn't know.
	They didn't know.
	And then we called the Girl Scouts.
	This is so long ago, nobody will ever remember.
	Hell, this is...
	God, this was...
	Oh my God, 30...
	Who knows how many years ago?
	I have no idea.
	No.
	Anyway, it doesn't matter.
	35, 40 years?
	Who knows?
	So anyway, so I think times elapsed.
	So we called up the Girl Scouts.
	And I said that I was a truck, truck driver, and I've got these eight, I have no idea why I did it, and I called eight, these eight elephants I've got to deliver.
	And can you tell me, do you have a parking lot?
	They said, what?
	I got the eight elephants.
	Anyway, so the general manager got a letter from the Girl Scouts.
	He called me and he goes, do you know anything about the Girl Scouts?
	Yeah, they're an organization.
	No, no, no.
	Did you call the Girl Scouts?
	It'd be so easy to go back and check or ask.
	I said, call the Girl Scouts?
	Did I call the Girl Scouts?
	I never denied it.
	I said, when?
	Ah, forget it.
	I never said no.
	I just asked about elephants.
	Did I call Girl Scouts about elephants?
	What?
	I did.
	But I never said no.
	I just asked him questions acting incredulous.
	Are you kidding me?
	What?
	Those days are done.
	Radio is so bad right now because nobody is naturally...
	It's not that people are not naturally funny.
	It's that people are not...
	Let me tell you one more story.
	You got time for one more story?
	I'll tell you one story.
	I don't even want to mention his name.
	The greatest voice ever.
	The greatest voice to go, who is one of the, he does more ads.
	If you could hear him on the air, you just don't, he's got that announcer voice, the best.
	He's everywhere and can change.
	He ran a menu one time in like 20 different voices.
	One time he was in a Kmart.
	And there was a, you remember the poll in the middle of the aisle with the speaker where they could talk?
	Yeah, Jerry, clean up.
	And you know, he picks it up.
	And for the next 10 minutes, everything 25% off and came on.
	Thank you.
	And he puts it back down.
	And the phone goes, Jerry, is that you?
	No, no, we didn't say.
	Who is that?
	And the manager said, there is no.
	And people are running.
	No, no, who is that?
	Anyway, let me tell you what he did, which was so good.
	This was the greatest thing I've ever seen.
	Listen to me.
	He was master of production.
	In his car, he had all these tapes, these cassette tapes.
	I didn't think anything of it.
	He went to get a self-service gas, and he said, by the way, give me this, give me one of those tapes.
	Which one?
	Any one.
	So I handed it to him, and he puts it on top of the pump, and we leave.
	I said, what was that?
	He said, here, grab one.
	And he puts it in his machine.
	He goes, listen.
	And you hear this music.
	He says, whatever you do, keep going.
	There.
	You never thought I'd catch up with you, did you?
	Do me a favor.
	The next slide, take a right.
	Okay, now listen to me carefully.
	And he went through this thing.
	And it was brilliant.
	And I said, why did you do this?
	He says, because I'm trying to imagine what the person is going to be thinking.
	And he made it so generic.
	You thought I'd never find you.
	I can't believe you fell for that.
	Picking up a tape.
	You should know better.
	Incredible.
	Last story.
	Sitting outside on a...
	Eating outside.
	I never do that.
	I hate alfresco.
	Whoever alfresco is, I don't care.
	He took an old wallet.
	He took a $20 bill.
	He clipped each of the top four corners off.
	It said $20.
	Glued them in so it looks like, you know, $80 is sticking out.
	And you open it up and there's four little corners with this, no, this is, hey, a-hole, this is in your wallet.
	Put it back and keep going.
	So we sit down and he takes this thing out and he puts it right there, right by us.
	He goes, just don't look at it.
	As everybody walked by, they would bend over, open it up, and drop it and keep going.
	It was the greatest thing ever.
	He's demented.
	Those people existed in radio.
	They don't anymore.
	And now we've got nothing.
	Nothing.
	There's no...
	Sparky says, your description of me isn't far off.
	I like people, and they like to be around me because I make them laugh.
	But I get distracted by them.
	So I often go alone, so I can go get various projects done.
	Oh, yes.
	And thank you for this, Mark.
	You're kind of like me also, where sometimes, remember, on the phone, it's very rude to hang up on somebody when they're talking.
	Remember that.
	But it's completely okay for you to hang up on yourself.
	Well, you know, Jay, you've got to pump it.
	Anyway, I had to go.
	All right, your friends, that's enough.
	An hour and 38 minutes.
	I have spent far too much of your time.
	Thank you so much for this.
	Let me mention, we mentioned Mrs. L. I'm going to do it again.
	I want you to do me a great favor.
	She has, simply put, the best YouTube channel, if you care at all about children, about human trafficking, about...
	Here's her Twitter link as well.
	Human trafficking, human predation.
	Digital safety, you will go right now.
	This is her links.
	Go there right now as we speak.
	All right, dear friends.
	Have a great and a glorious day.
	You have made my...
	Today is a beautiful day.
	I've spent...
	I can't believe the time has gone by.
	You make me feel brand new.
	I think the stylistics saying this one.
	You make me feel brand new.
	In any event, thank you so much.
	Have a great and glorious day.
	You'll see you tonight at 7 p.m.
	And don't forget, until then, my friends.
	Oh, oh, subscribe.
	Got more videos coming up.
	But remember, until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
	The show's over.
	Sue ya.

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