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June 8, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Who Precisely Is the Enemy of the United States?
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Good evening, dear friends.
Good evening.
Good evening.
And welcome to this thing of ours on this Friday, the 7th of June.
In the year 2024, let me remind you, as I always do, before we get going, to put everything into perspective so that you understand what we're doing and what we are looking at.
Specifically, my friends, remember, it is exactly 151 days until the election.
Let me say, first of all, thank you so much for being with us.
Please make sure you are subscribed.
Make sure you make sure you make sure you're subscribed.
Please sit a little back.
Thank you.
Thank you.
In case you haven't heard, my friends, there seems to be a little bit of a kerfuffle, a little bit of news that everybody's rather excited about.
Let me explain this to you.
It appears that Judge Juan Mershon has notified prosecutors and trial counsel about a comment, a comment that was left on the New York Court System's Facebook.
A day before the Trump verdict.
Let me say this again.
In a letter written by Judge Mershon.
Let me see if I can blow this thing up so I can read it better.
I'm reading the letter right now.
This is kind of interesting.
Let's see how this thing works.
Oh, forget it.
It's not going to work.
In any event, it says something to the effect, It says, today the court, this was written by the way, the date was June 7th, today.
Dear counsel, today the court became aware of a comment that was posted on the Unified Court System's public Facebook page.
Unified Court System is the administrative office, if you will, of the New York courts.
And, which I now bring to your attention.
In the comment, the user, quote, Michael Anderson states, quote, My cousin is a juror and says Trump is getting convicted.
With a emoji of some sort.
Thank you folks for all your hard work.
The comment, now labeled as one week old, Responded to a routine UCS notice posted on May the 29th regarding oral arguments in the 4th Department of the Appellate Division unrelated to the proceeding.
The posting entitled the Appellate Division 4th Division blah blah blah.
So we'll see what happened.
Okay?
Now question number one.
Question Number one.
And I want you to think like a lawyer, not as a Trump fan, not as somebody who's happy, not somebody who wants to see this.
But if this is true, if this is true, if a juror told a juror cousin that we're going to convict Trump, is that mistrial worthy?
Let's start with you.
What do you think?
What analysis?
How would you answer this question?
Let's see if you're made of lawyer stuff.
Go ahead, friends.
Fishman says, yep, that's it.
Yep, that's a mistrial.
That's a mistrial.
If a juror were to say, we're convicting him.
Okay, that's it.
We're convicting him.
We're not convicting him.
How about that?
Let's say, believe it or not, it was going to be a unanimous not guilty.
And that person were to say, we're not going to convict him.
Would you think it's a mistrial then?
Of course not.
Because you want things that only go your way.
Justice, in your mind, only applies to cases and situations that comport and comply with your world.
You don't want to miss trial if Trump is convicted.
Now, it's very difficult to appeal, or you can't appeal an acquittal, but you can stop it.
See, what people do is, they want this to be...
Now, the issue that no one is asking, and I love you all.
I love you.
What's your critical reasoning?
How many issues, how many mistrials have you dealt with in your life?
How many times have you had the answer to research, well, what is a mistrial?
When does one happen?
When something happens, do you know how many things go wrong and could go wrong where you can say, oh, that's irregular?
So the question you should be asking is, number one, What do I know about mistrials?
But that's not the way it works.
We don't work like that in this country.
We just say, nope, that's it.
But I don't.
I am an expert.
I know about these things.
I know about COVID.
I know about a lot of stuff.
I know about a lot of stuff.
I'm telling you right now.
Oh, no, no.
Absolutely not.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, we need to find out more about it.
And if all that happened was, if all that happened was, you're going to get this guy, Michael Anderson, you're going to find out maybe who he is.
They're going to find, put it this way, they're not going to have a lot of people going out of their way to find this out.
If you turn the court police, so to speak, loose and say, I want you to find this Michael Anderson.
I want you to get to the bottom of this.
Do you think they're really going to look for him?
Do you?
Would they want a mistrial?
No!
Are they going to really...
Sorry, Judge, we can't find a Michael...
Okay, I'm going to call the jurors back.
Does anybody have here a cousin named Michael Anderson?
No?
Okay, that's it.
Thank you.
We tried to find him.
Did the person who responded to Facebook, can we reach out?
Can we find out who this person was?
Will Facebook help us?
Will Facebook say, I'm sorry, that...
User information is confidential.
Ladies and gentlemen, Fishman says, how can a president be put in jail?
Wouldn't they have to empty out that particular jail?
This seems really implausible to me.
Well, first of all, thank you, Fishman.
Question is, how can a president be put in jail?
Anybody care to answer that?
Do you mean put In the jail with the general population?
Going to the mess house and chow lines and going to the yard?
Is that what you mean?
Is that the only way that a person could go to jail?
I don't think so.
What if there's a separate part of the jail?
What if there's Rikers or Sing Sing?
Where these by themselves, he has his own jail.
His own jail.
What happens with that?
Would that be a problem?
Next, what rule does the fact that he's the president play in terms of the supremacy clause?
Was it Article 5 or something?
It's been a while since I've looked at it.
But do you think that the federal government would say, excuse me, yes, I'm sorry.
I hate to do this to you, but we're the federal government.
And who are you?
You are who?
Oh, you're Manhattan Court.
I see.
Okay.
Well, listen, thank you very much, but we don't recognize your jails and your system.
We're the federal government.
This is the president, the leader of the free world.
So do me a favor.
Let me ask you this question, Fishman.
Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that President Trump was caught at some point driving with a suspended license.
Do you think the authorities in D.C. or Florida could go up and arrest him for that now?
It's not just this, it's other things as well.
What is he immune from?
And from a practical matter.
The practical matter, remember, when you're sentenced to jail, if you are a suspect, a prime, prime, prime, not a suspect, but you are a really big deal.
If you're a big, big, big deal, let's say you're Sammy the Bull, they can put you in protected custody, protective custody, because you are such a big deal.
So there are ways, a lot of questions, I mean a lot of questions that we can answer when we can talk about this because it's a fascinating question.
But I do not know if we said, if I had to argue on behalf of the state and I said, why do we need a mistrial?
So and so, did you tell your cousin that?
No.
Everybody in your family knew they were...
All the jurors had family members that knew they were on the trial, on the actual case itself.
So you're not...
There were a lot of people there who said, oh, my brother knew it.
My brother knew it.
I had absolutely the same thing.
And this is the issue which is the most important story here.
It's very, very interesting.
I remember...
He is a convicted felon.
And a convicted felon now opens himself up in the next sentencing.
Because one of the things that gets him off the hook, what helps him, is he has no priors.
This is a non-violent offense.
But once he's a convicted felon, it changes things.
So there's going to be all kinds of things.
What about his gun?
What about his right to vote?
Can his civil rights be restored?
I'm telling you, we're going to play that one bit at a time.
The issue is, I am not feeling this is a mistrial.
I'd love there to be.
I need to know a little bit more about it.
Got a guy named Michael Anders in this.
Oh, good.
That's it, mistrial.
Well, if somebody, if one of the other jurors, if one of the other jurors again said, you know what?
I got to tell you something.
It kills me, but I keep telling people I want to vote for not guilty, but they keep, you know, browbeating me, and I don't know what to say.
Is that mistrial?
Does that affect the integrity of the trial?
Or is that merely something?
We'll see.
Don't know yet.
But it's interesting.
Can you imagine?
Stop for one second.
Stop.
Just stop.
Close your eyes.
Can you imagine what would happen if he were to be given Mishra?
Wouldn't you love it?
Wouldn't you?
I would just...
This is so good, I don't even want to think it.
This is so good, I don't want to think of it.
It's like when you find out that the lottery ticket you bought at the store, that the mega billions ticket came from that obscure store that you bought the ticket from.
I don't want to think about it.
Could it be me?
I don't know.
It's too exciting to know.
I don't know about this.
I'm not sure.
But stop for a second.
Can you imagine?
What would you do?
What would you do?
What would you seriously do?
What would you think?
What would you...
I didn't even know...
I would laugh so hard.
He would almost be elevated to a status that no one could even comprehend.
Alright, my friends.
I got some other good stuff I want to show you.
We had a good time this morning.
I had a great time.
On Ventilation Friday, I was talking about dancing and all kinds of stuff.
I got some other stuff for you, which we've never discussed, but I want to.
I want to.
But in the meantime, my friends, let me ask you something.
Are you squared away if you need, for some reason, let's say you're someplace and there's something bad happens and you have got to, you have no food.
There are no stores open.
No stores.
What do you do?
Or how are you equipped for emergency food?
I promise you.
People say, oh, I've got emergency food.
No, you've got emergency food.
But for a week?
Well, I've got for a week.
I've got some potato chips and stuff.
We've got some pasta.
I've got some sauce.
I've got some jerky.
I've got some beans and stuff.
Yeah, but for a week?
You've got a family.
Can you do this?
Well, everything will be open.
Really?
See, people just don't.
It goes to say, what do you mean no food?
There's stores.
I mean, look, Costco may be closed, but there's always Piggly.
No.
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Now, friends, I want to bring something up, too.
I don't want to leave this subject, but, you know, this mistrial business, Mistrials are normally before verdicts.
And there's something called impeaching the verdict.
And this happened one time.
Motion to impeach.
Motion to impeach a verdict.
Let's see.
Draw by a lot.
This happened one time.
This was one of the very interesting things.
Well, let me tell you what happened.
And see if this helps.
I told you before, as you know, my friends, there's this thing called polling the jury.
You poll the jury.
Remember, class, when do you poll?
When you lose.
That's right.
When you win, you get the hell out of there and you go home.
Thank you, Judge!
Wait a minute.
What?
No, that's okay.
We're all done.
Thank you.
Go.
Prosecution defense, if you win, shut up.
If you lose, you say, judge, we'd like you to poll the jury.
Okay.
Juror number one, is this your vote?
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Juror number three, yes, it is.
Is this your vote?
Is what my vote?
Let's say juror number four.
Is what my vote?
A guilty vote.
No.
No, mine was not guilty.
I thought you had to be only, I thought you had to be unanimous just for non-guilt.
This happened one turn.
It was a DUI.
Prosecutor had his name in the phone book.
This is how old this was.
Phone call.
It was an acquittal.
Thank you.
He didn't even pull the jury.
Got a call on the phone.
Hello, Mr. So-and-so.
Yes, you don't know me.
I mean, we met.
I was a juror in your case today.
Let me ask you something.
Doesn't it have to be unanimous both ways?
I mean, doesn't a conviction involve a unanimous vote of all the jurors?
And doesn't an acquittal likewise require unanimous votes of non-guilt?
And anything short of that is a mistrial.
Hung jury, correct?
Yeah.
Well, that's what I thought.
But they thought, no.
See, they found him not, we thought, or they said, that the jury, that the verdict had to be unanimous only for conviction.
He said no.
So the next day, and we all got called, we said we had a, you know, we were researching this, and this is before Alexis Nexus, we're like going through books, actually, you know, digest and trying to find something.
And it was a motion to impeach the verdict.
And it was to impeach the verdict is when they drew by lot.
There was something that went wrong in the deliberation process.
The verdict's already been reached.
You can't get a mistrial after the fact.
I mean, so we're going to be playing with that.
We're going to be playing with that, okay?
Okay.
Now, on a more important note, This morning, I told you my favorite, my desire was to be, was to show you how to be, or how to, how do I say this?
It's a notion, excuse me.
I wanted to show you this particular dance move, which I want to master.
And I hope you saw it was called Zaouli, Z-A-O-U-L-I, is from the Ivory Coast.
And it is phenomenal.
Watch what this fellow does.
Now watch this and see if you can do this.
First of all, I like to get up.
Now watch right off the bat.
Now watch the legs.
This is Joe Biden when his depends shift.
This is what I have to learn how to do.
I've been watching this Zaouli all...
Over the place.
I'm in love with this.
This is the dancing, and nothing makes me laugh.
I would do this all the time.
Waiting in line at the store, anything, and wearing the mask in a bank, by the way, with a note.
Johnny Maz, by the way, says, John Maz says, what a fun show you had this morning.
What a laugh I had.
The DeFranco family, heartbeat, it's a love beat.
Haven't heard of that group in years.
And the guy dancing, you said, Let's see Joe do that.
Very good.
Isn't that funny?
You actually posted this very kind message after I did this.
Now, here's the one I had mentioned this morning, which I really want to tell you about.
And this is the one which I find is the most fascinating.
This is a little bit of a clip, but I want you to watch this with me.
And you may have seen this, but this is the one that blows my...
Watch his feet.
I don't know what you call that.
I know it's very, very quick.
We'll do this again.
Watch very carefully.
And try to see, try to find his feet hit the ground.
Watch again What it what?
I'm going to do it again.
One more time.
I keep watching this.
I'm trying to slow it down.
There's a fellow who shows you how to do it.
I don't even know the name of it.
This is this floating.
See if you can see the feet hit the ground.
Doesn't that just kill you?
That absolutely blows my mind.
I'm sorry.
I'm a sucker.
One more time.
Makes the moonwalk pale by exit.
That kills me.
And the Baldwins think they're going to actually compete with us?
The Baldwins?
It's incredible.
By the way, he does not have hover shoes on.
That's actually, it's done, and there's a way of showing you how to do this.
You see the stuff that you learn?
You see the stuff that you learn?
Now, by the by, this morning we were talking about something, and there was a case involving Breonna Joy Gray.
And there was a show called, or is a show called The Rising.
And The Rising, come on for The Rising.
That song is about 9-11 and I'm not really sure why.
In any event.
The Rising.
And it's from The Hill.
It's Brianna Joy Gray, or Gray Joy, or Joy Gray, and some guy named Robbie.
And Robbie's a real, just a wimp.
He's a nice guy, but just doesn't have the, he's not very exciting.
He's always like, well, that's his whole position.
What do you think about this?
Well, Robbie, microwaving kittens.
Any thoughts?
Well, okay, fine.
As you may or may not know, let me set this up.
There has been, by virtue of the work of Max Blumenthal and Aaron Monte at the Gray Zone, and others as well, a disputatious riposte, so to speak, challenges to the official story regarding the horrors that have been experienced and discussed in Gaza on October the 7th.
Okay, you got that?
Hang on, before we go, Hacksaw Wim Dorian with my flag was my...
Oh, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, I think you mean.
Or you say Hacksaw Wim Dorian with the flag was my favorite wrestler.
Did you like him?
Tell us something about him.
Plus, was he a nicer dude?
I don't know what this means, but thank you.
I did not know Mr. Duggan.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
He also had the club.
Remember, he had like a...
Like a club.
He carried around, or was it an act?
No, it was a club or something.
Like a Buford pusser, if I recall correctly.
Mr. Duggan, I believe, sir, I believe, was with the Iron Sheik on that ill-fated I think it was a New Jersey turnpike where they were pulled over and they might have found some drugs.
In their possession, and Vince McMahon was more upset with the fact that you had a baby face and a heel traveling together.
That's what got his attention more than anything else, which I found interesting.
So anyway, back to our study.
So there is this group of people.
Breaking Points will have it.
The Rising has it.
Max Blumenthal, Aaron Monte on Ray Zone, Kenny Halper, Abby Martin, go down just a slew of folks.
Amy Goodman is more of a reserve, but there are very, very aggressive folks who are saying that the story, everything about...
Sexual attacks and everything on October the 7th.
They're saying it never happened that the person who wrote this from the New York Times was himself a bit of a prevaricator.
It's not true.
Okay.
Now, you don't know what that is.
You talk about being a denier.
You're saying it didn't happen?
Beheadings and...
Just go down the list and say, yep, never happened.
Or...
There might have been abuse, but not at the scale you're saying.
So there's all kinds of clarifications.
Okay, you got that?
All right.
My suggestion is, if you ever were to say that in public, make sure you're very, very, very careful in saying that.
So in this case, Brianna Joy Gray was interviewing, or I guess it was a woman who, I believe her sister, was involved with it.
What was involved in this fateful October the 7th horror.
When she got to the point of saying, please, Brianna, please understand, when you hear about this, have either respect or believe or whatever it is.
Brianna rolled her eyes, rolled her eyes and kind of did a, oh, come on.
Thank you very much.
Let's go to break.
It's like, I don't want to hear this crap.
That was it.
She was immediately removed from this, and I want to play this for you.
And I want to see what you think of this, and if you think her dispatch was too much.
I will believe women when they say that they got hurt.
Alright, thanks for joining.
Stick around.
More writing coming.
Let's try this again.
I'm sorry.
It might have been a bit truncated.
Here she is saying, basically, now this is Brianna's.
Look of...
She was very nice during this, and towards the end, she's like, she just can't take this anymore because she, of course, thinks that the woman speaking is most probably either a mouthpiece or whatever.
I don't want to put words in her mouth.
Now, watch her face again, and when this woman says, please, Benna, please have some respect or listen to the family members.
Watch her response.
Thank you.
Me too.
And I really hope that you specifically will believe women when they say that they got hurt.
All right.
Thanks for joining.
Stick around.
More rising coming.
Stick around.
Okay.
What do you think about that?
What do you think about that?
She did an ex...
That's called a suspiration, by the way.
To...
Is to suspire.
That's a suspicion.
Do you think that's...
She obviously was like saying, oh, would you please?
She never even said anything.
She kind of rolled her eyes.
She kind of said, okay, thank you.
Stick around.
Do you think that is worth her being fired?
Disrespectful?
Yeah.
What do you think?
Should she have been fired for that?
Yes or no?
Was she snotty?
Yes.
Snotty.
What do you think?
She has a tood.
Indeed?
Oh, yes.
Oh, all these folks have toods like you do not believe.
What do you think about that?
What do you think?
Come on.
Hillbilly says, I despise her.
Okay, fair enough.
No, she is a DEI hire.
No, she's not.
Do you know that she, believe it or not, in terms of, and you probably don't care about this, she is, I believe, a Harvard, I think, law and undergrad.
She's very smart.
She was Bernie Sanders, I think, press secretary or something.
I don't know if she was, if she's a DEI.
And that, you can't always say, whenever there's a black person, oh, you're DEI, affirmative action, we always say quota, quota.
What do you know?
I don't care if she can get another job.
Well, that's true.
No class, true.
Now let me ask you something.
The issue is this.
Did you hear what I asked you?
Do you think she should be fired?
Not if you like her.
Is she rude?
Is she snotty?
I say the same thing.
Joy Behar is rude and snotty.
Yeah, she's the same way.
Should they be fired?
Why should she be fired?
The question is, why should she be fired?
Not what she said was wrong.
You can argue all day long.
You see, that's ridiculous.
Why should she be fired?
With everything that goes on, from Bill Maher to...
How about the guy that grabs Ben Shapiro?
Who's it?
Katie Turner's father?
Or whatever it was.
He goes, I'd just like me to break your back.
He'd be fired?
Fire her?
All she did was roll her eyes and say, no, I'm not...
Remember, the two issues, whether you agree with her or she was snotty, you want to fire people because they're snotty?
It has nothing to do with whether I believe...
I'll tell you my real thoughts about what's going on here.
My question is this.
Think about this.
Why do we want to fire people?
It's this cancel culture.
You're a part of it.
You're a part of it.
You're a cancel culture person.
That's exactly what you're doing.
I'm sorry.
So what?
Okay, she was rude.
Okay.
Alright.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Dershowitz is rude sometimes.
I mean, whatever.
But she didn't say anything.
She rolled her eyes and...
Alright, that's it.
Move along.
That's it.
Now, I'm really anti-firing.
I don't want to fire people.
I'm sorry.
And with all...
Do you mean to tell me...
That we've got to make a big...
Again, I know what she was saying.
She's been...
They've been saying for the longest time on platform after platform that they're...
And I have not researched this enough, but their position is that this whole October, this other story is bogus at every level.
This is the position that many people are saying.
Okay, should they be allowed to say that?
Of course they should be allowed to say that.
Should they be allowed to refute that?
Of course they should be allowed to refute that.
Say whatever you want.
But fire somebody?
Because you rolled your eyes?
And not whether...
Well, she's snotty.
Maybe.
Joy Behar is snotty.
Okay.
You see what people are doing?
We're doing like this.
Now, let me tell you the story, okay?
And this is one of these things that I mean to tell you.
I've seen this my whole life.
Okay?
First is, you get involved in something where you become so passionate, you cannot let people go.
You...
You ever see Shmuley Botiach?
Oh, I haven't seen him lately, but dear God!
Junk yogurt, same thing.
Screaming and yelling.
They can't handle it.
Okay?
And I saw what happens.
You get in this thing and you think, you know what?
I know more about this than you do.
And you're on these shows all the time.
All the time.
And you're talking to this one.
And you're on with Norman Finkelstein.
And then you're on with this one.
And you're on with that one.
And you just surround yourself with like-minded people who believe that they, I mean, it's not that they, quote, hate Israel, but they, I mean, they want to de-Zionize Israel.
They want Israel out of there!
It's not a two-state, it's a one-state, and it's Palestinian-only, and get out, this settler colonialism.
Believe me!
You know this.
You know this.
Today there was some kind of, I don't know what it was in front of Lincoln Center.
Cops were out in force.
They weren't in force during the George Floyd riots, but by God, they're out covering a graduation?
Okay.
Boy, our priorities are so screwed up, okay?
So anyway.
Make a long story short.
Which is never the case.
Whenever somebody says, to make a long story short, it's going to get longer.
And I've seen people.
You get involved and you think you know everything.
And you're smart and you're hip and you're on the rising and you're this.
And you go and they love you and you are the belle of the ball and you've got Ilan Pape and you've got everybody.
You are it.
So then you meet somebody who comes on, and she's going to say exactly what you know she's going to say.
This is her sister.
This is a family member.
She's going to come out, and she is going to say, my sister was attacked, humiliated, mutilated, whatever it is, sexually abused, and what are you going to say?
What are you going to say?
What?
Roll your eyes?
You child!
You little child!
You don't know how to play this game, do you?
You let your genius get in the way of your common sense.
You don't know how to play this game, do you?
It's a game.
You're going to lose your gig over that.
You're going to actually...
Now think about this.
This is a woman who is pouring her heart out about a family member or whatever.
Who was dragged by, and you can hear her testimony.
And you're going to roll your eyes and go, oh, please.
Thank you.
No.
No.
No, Brianna.
You're an idiot.
There's nothing to do with the claim.
Nothing to do with, you know, Palestine or anything like that.
Rivers of the Sea.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're an idiot.
And I've seen this.
And the thing you could have said was, thank you for being with us.
And move on!
But no.
No, you're so much a part of the team that when somebody confronts you, including a family member, who does this remind you of?
Who does this remind you of?
Let me give you a hint.
Who is the first one who can tell you who this reminds you of?
Let me give you a point.
Let me give you a hint.
Denying that something happened.
Denying.
Saying that, oh no, no, that didn't happen.
That's bogus.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe there was a trap.
I don't believe there was a murderer.
I don't believe there was, I'll give you a hint, I don't believe there was a shooting.
I don't believe there were kids killed.
You know what I mean?
You've heard this before.
I think those are crisis.
How many times have you heard this?
Come on!
Just say the name and we'll move on.
One person.
One person.
Let me guess.
One person.
One person here.
You're writing all this up.
Not one person has written the name.
Not one.
A minute's gone by.
Nobody.
Why do you say Fanny?
Not Fanny Wallace.
Fanny Wallace has nothing to do with this.
AJ, thank you.
Alex Jones basically said or is purported to have said or is believed to have said or was proved to have said that this idea Of a school disaster never happened.
Sandy Hook didn't happen or something like that.
And I couldn't tell you what he said.
Okay.
Now.
We're into this.
We're into not libel.
We're into denial.
Think about this.
That never happened.
Now what's happening.
In the case, as was purported regarding Mr. Jones, family members were saying, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
This, no.
This was not about merely you denying what happened.
This was you unleashing torrents of lunatics calling us up and threatening us, and this is the testimony.
And that's a different issue.
Am I liable for, if I don't say to people, hey you, I want you to go over to this guy's house.
His name is, you know, George Jablinski and he lives at 224 and I want you to go there and rough him up.
That even fails the Brandenburg test.
But what happens is because of the lunacy that is so predominant.
Because of the crazy people.
When you go on and you say, ah, I think that's BS.
That didn't happen.
Some guy's going to take off.
I'll do it for you, Al.
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
I never said you.
So that's another issue.
But this is the second time.
You've got denials.
Now during the course of this, remember when they had Holocaust denials?
Moon landing denials?
There were people who believed, I mean, basically it's revisionism.
Rule number one, you should be able to deny anything you want to.
Number two, that doesn't mean you're going to keep your job.
It means that the government's not going to prosecute you.
I don't think you should be sued if that's really what it's all about.
Inciting people is another story.
Let me take you again through this.
Let's go through this very carefully.
Number one, you should be able to say anything you want.
I don't believe World War I even happened.
I think it was a hologram.
You should have heard during 9-11.
Those weren't planes.
Those were holograms.
I heard somebody say that.
Those weren't planes.
Nobody died.
There weren't people.
Operation Northwoods.
That didn't happen.
That was an explosion.
That was a demolition.
That was this.
That was that.
Your version didn't happen.
And all those people, there weren't.
Okay?
I've been through this.
People would say, well, how do you know they were killed in that?
9-11.
They didn't come home.
How do you know they were there?
Well, they didn't come home.
Did they identify the body?
How can they identify the body?
Well, how do you know?
By the way, there were some people who took off.
There were some people who started new lives and people who cashed in life insurance policies because Rudy had signed some executive order to speed up the death process.
So what I'm saying is, how am I supposed to deal with...
Okay, listen.
New rule.
I sound like Marr.
Please.
Nobody say that you don't believe something happened.
Why?
Well, okay, so that's number one.
You should be able to say it.
You shouldn't be sued.
That's the government.
But here's the rule.
Brianna, are you an idiot or what?
Don't you know what's going to happen?
You've got some program director.
You've got somebody who's going to say, we want her fired.
They're not going to lose the whole thing.
Nobody's worth it.
Believe me when I tell you this.
I don't care if it...
Bill Maher found that out.
Remember Bill Maher?
Remember Bill Maher?
He was on that show, and I mean that.
He was on Politically Incorrect.
He said, well, I don't know about you calling him a coward.
The people who flew those planes in, they weren't cowards.
Out you go.
That's okay.
Why?
Because he's an idiot.
He's an idiot.
He doesn't learn because he was so filled with himself.
I'm Bill Maher.
I'm Bill Moore.
And then one day you just say something, Bob Grant did this.
Bob Grant, dear friend, one of the early pioneers of conservative talk radio, made a comment about Ron Brown when the plane went, and it wasn't that bad.
But they were ready to bounce him.
They had years and years of Bob Grant.
Oh my God.
Would refer to Mayor Dinkins as the washroom attendant of whatever people would call him and say, where are you from?
Why don't you wash my car?
I mean, you know.
Again, if you don't like Bob Grant, don't listen to him.
I've got a thick skin.
I just don't listen to people.
It doesn't matter.
I don't care.
This is corporate and ABC.
So here's the idea.
I want everybody to say, folks, let me explain something to you.
Hi, welcome.
Welcome to the sprint.
And by the way, to Sagar and Crystal Ball, be on the lookout.
Because Crystal's getting high and mighty with her.
Her auntie is well.
Her perceived anti-Israel fervor is just getting out of it.
And she just goes, take it easy.
Take it easy.
Remember this.
Listen to this.
Carefully.
Listen to this.
Pick the hill you want to die on.
If you want to go out with a bang, go ahead.
If your job, if you don't care, say, I'm going to say this.
Okay?
Go ahead.
And when they fire you, you will be able to say, and I said it.
Okay.
And nobody will care for you.
Nobody will remember.
Nobody will say, hey, wasn't that great?
Remember all those people during the COVID mania when people were on all these platforms and they said, be careful.
I'm going to say whatever I...
This is Bill Gates and the nanotech!
Gone.
Hey!
Where'd he go?
Oh well.
And the party continued.
Meanwhile, this hero Patriot was all by himself.
Never to be heard from again.
Well, he's on Rumble.
Well, he's on Boop Shooter.
Bitch, okay.
Never understood that.
Do you mean to tell me that in your arsenal of things to say, you are so limited that you, honest to God, have to say, I'm going to go out there and tell you right now, there is no such thing as COVID, and there is no...
Don't say that!
I'm going to say whatever...
When I was on WA on other shows, I could make it worse.
By saying, speaking around, I could actually make it worse.
Stand by for a second.
Stand by for a second.
Think to yourself this question.
Think about people who also get themselves in trouble who do nothing wrong.
See, this is a pitchfork and torch crowd.
This is a pitchfork and torch crowd.
They just want a scalp.
They did the same thing to Mike Lindell.
They did the same thing because he was associated with Trump.
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Now remember something.
There is no free speech in this country.
I mean, I don't know what free speech means.
You're not going to go to prison if you say something.
But...
You've got to ask yourself the question.
And there have been a lot of people who are sitting back and they're saying, now wait a minute.
We've been getting...
I don't like what's going on.
Fauci, they're talking about coagulants and blood clots and COVID.
Oh, no, no, I don't like this.
I don't like this.
All these people were saying, is it okay?
Are you sure?
And they're coming out in full force.
Full guns.
They can't wait.
Be careful!
Be careful!
If you think they're going to sit back and say, it's okay now.
We've learned our lesson.
Let's let people speak their mind.
I don't know about that.
Then there was these other stuff, these things that came about Ukraine.
They were very, very strict.
That's gone now.
I mean, that is just so over the top.
But a lot of people said, you know, you don't remember Ukraine, do you?
You don't remember it.
Or Ukraine, as people call it.
It's like insurance.
That was weird, you know.
Don't be surprised if all of a sudden you find somebody...
So good things have happened.
Elon Musk stated it changed the way things are.
People were just getting tired of this.
And I think, believe it or not, believe it or not, deep down inside, deep down inside, Silicon Valley people are all kind of old, not hippie types, but they always wanted to do good.
And they're really not...
The woke brigade is not as much as you think.
They kind of infiltrated this group.
But here's some others you've got to worry about.
Tucker Carlson, take it easy!
Tucker's just out there.
He's just talking to everybody.
He's just loving it.
I'm thinking, okay.
You need somebody to listen and say, watch it there, Tiger.
Watch it.
I didn't say anything wrong.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Just keep in mind that.
Now, let me show you this great story.
You might not have caught this.
There is a feller.
And I do not know his name.
But I've watched him.
And he has a kind of a pretty regular show on YouTube, as it were.
And he's a music guy.
And he seems like just a nice guy.
He talks a lot about Chicago.
And I'm a big Chicago guy.
Why does Satara leave?
Bill Champlin's pissed off.
What happened after Terry Kath?
You know, Donnie Dacus was good.
Chris Pinnock.
I knew a lot of inside internecine Chicago stuff.
He'd be Pankos.
He's a nice guy.
Oh, whatever.
While Parasita had to step down, the band is unrecognizable today.
By the way, Leonid and Friends is a not a cover band.
The band is, in some cases, better.
Leonid, L-E-O-N-I-D, and Friends.
They are Unbelievable.
There's a guy who sings Terry Caspard.
This guy looks like a pirate.
And they're all Russians.
Russians, Ukrainians.
There's one guy named Vladimir Loshavakovich.
And he talks like this.
And he sings like, God, I love this guy.
The price I pay is really...
The great song, Ain't It Blue?
Which is a...
Nobody knows that song, but that is raucous.
Anyway.
Russian.
The best.
Okay.
So, this guy, again, he had this...
Whatever.
YouTube channel.
He's very nice, and he's on my rotation.
And all of a sudden, son of a gun, who does he have on?
Clapton.
Clapton's like his best buddy.
I'm thinking, what is this?
And they're talking forever.
And Clapton, like, they just love each other.
And Clapton lives in, I don't know, Indiana?
I don't know what's going on here.
This is the wildest thing.
Okay.
And I like Eric Clapton as we walk by on 57th Street where his son fell out of the tragic...
Horrible.
You know, tears in heaven.
We've walked by all the time.
There it is.
And I've seen him so many times in my life.
But anyway, listen to whom Eric Clapton listens to in terms of where he gets his news.
You know, the U.S. is doing X, Y, and Z, and we need to support them.
You're not patriotic.
There's so many alternative platforms.
You've got Rising, you've got Breaking Point, you've got Max Blumenthal.
Okay, look at this.
Now you've got Rising, you've got Breaking Point, you've got Max Blumenthal with the Grey Zone.
I mean, there's so much clear information.
Redacted is like one of my all-time favorites.
Thanks to watch in the afternoon.
I love that.
I think that's the thing, is the students are listening to that.
They've got the message.
They're not listening to the powers that be in.
Now, by the way, Redacted, I was on, it's out, go to Redacted, it was on with Natalie about Natalie Morris.
I think it was out today.
I think it dropped today.
So watch that one about Trump.
But do you hear what he is?
And by the way, Pete, by the way, Pete, thank you so much, Pete.
Thank you for your kindness, my friend.
This is Clapton!
By the way, Clapton's out playing the guitar, the cult of the Palestinian flag.
Let me tell you something, my friends.
I've been here.
I want to tell you something, and I want you to learn.
I want you to listen to me.
And please don't make it.
I don't want to sound like I'm pedantic, but I know what I'm talking about.
Take this from me.
I give this to you.
I've been telling you about Eric Brin, the guy with the plates, forever.
Life is being able to handle, to handle a bunch of plates at the same time.
Issues, facts, things you gotta do.
Not be slammed.
I'm so busy, I'm so slammed.
Everybody slam.
Shut up with the slams.
Okay.
But here's the one that's important.
F. Scott Fitzgerald said, and I paraphrase, the sign of a great mind of superior intellect is being able to handle two seemingly inconsistent, incompatible ideas in your head simultaneously and not lose your sanity.
Easy.
Easy.
I can understand Israel, Bibi, Israelis, Zionists, Arabs who live in Israel, members of the Knesset, the Jerusalem Post versus Haaretz.
The American Jew, I can understand that one category there.
I can also understand perfectly Palestinians, Gazans, PA folks, Abu Mazen, everybody.
I understand exactly.
I understand exactly what everybody's saying.
I understand exactly.
Listen to me.
What Breonna can't figure out is, but they're wrong.
Take it easy.
All right.
Okay.
My God.
Vietnam.
Hey, kids.
Anybody remember that one?
You're sitting here and you're watching people coming up.
Remember, who remembers watching Cronkite during the week and they show the pictures of the dead?
And you've got Americans coming back.
You've got people that are dead.
People in your neighborhood or somebody sees somebody.
You know, missing a leg.
I mean, all this stuff.
And you say, this is horrible.
And then you've got other people who say, wait a minute.
I died for my country.
Don't tell me this is a mistake.
Okay, I understand what you're saying.
But it's horrible.
I understand what you're saying.
And the Vietnamese, what did they do?
I understand what you're saying.
I understand it.
They're all correct.
They're all correct.
To themselves.
So who's the overarching, correct or not?
Do we have any business being in Vietnam?
No!
Of course not!
Do I understand and respect the American soldier?
Yes!
Were some of them horrible?
Yes!
Were most not?
Yes!
Do I understand how General Japp, by the way, he's one of my favorites, this is a guy who's just one of the greatest tacticians ever in the world of warfare.
Do I understand his position?
Yes.
Ho Chi Minh?
Yes.
I understand it.
I got it.
Perfectly.
Do I believe in the Ukrainian thing?
No.
But I understand what they're saying.
I got it.
You don't have to make a decision.
You don't have to make a decision.
And I knew how to thread that needle.
You have no idea.
What I've talked to people about...
9-11, for example, and their jaws drop.
I don't hit them over the head with this.
I said, what if I told you something?
What if I told you?
Would this change your mind if?
What if I told you something?
Did you know that?
Isn't that interesting?
And this is her youth.
This is her impetuousness.
This is her, you know.
Now, another one too.
I did a video today which is so interesting.
I try to tell people this and they don't really get what I'm saying because, well, frankly, they just don't understand what I'm saying.
And I understand it and I get it.
I get it.
I got it.
I totally get it.
But there's a feller called the Gilgo Killer.
And this guy...
I did one the other day on Bernard Giles, who is one of the most interesting.
Not him.
He's a horrible, rancid human being, but one of the most interesting cases.
Well, this Hureman is unbelievable.
This is a guy who is just...
So what does he do?
Okay.
He thinks he's smarter than everybody.
This is, by the way, this is a classic, classic.
This is the link for the, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a sociopath, at least.
But, anyway.
He writes down in a Word document how to hunt people, his prey and the like.
What a drool.
He puts down in a Word, he tells people, this is what I do.
This is how I clean the body.
This is how I, man, this is what I do.
Make sure you sleep.
You don't want to make any mistakes.
He talks about how to prepare the body.
You can't believe this stuff.
You can't believe this stuff.
It's just...
And his lawyer...
And by the way, the reason why his first killer was in 1993.
He's like the slowest.
Unless there's others out there.
This guy's like the most savage.
But he's not very prolific.
Apparently, there's only been like six or so since 1993.
Look at Lori.
One, two, three, four.
Who are we fighting for?
Remember the great Who are we fighting for?
Give a damn.
Vietnam, country Joe McDonald.
Thank you, Lori.
So let me tell you about this guy.
30 31 years.
31 years since his first known one.
He's slow.
Bernard Giles did five in less than three months.
It's unheard of at the age of 20. This guy's older.
These two cases deserve analysis.
But you see, have you ever heard these annoying true crime things on iHeart?
So what you're telling me like, hey guys, these two girls are talking.
It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I love this stuff on HLN.
I love this.
Because it's terrific.
I just hear the story.
The narrator is very, very good.
But these children who do this true crime, it's not true crime.
Let's talk about true crime.
Let's really figure out what true crime, honest to God, is.
Our good friend RascalDog says, Lionel, you are one social media hero.
Thank you, sir.
Very kind of you.
I am one.
One of many.
Because this is the greatest thing in the world.
You know, by the way, people still don't understand that this is a business.
People don't understand.
What do you do?
I have people, friends of mine who are still on TV.
Well, why don't you?
I say, no, I gotta do a show.
Yeah, they do a show.
I say, this is a show.
This is what I do.
This is, I want to do.
They think that this is a joke or something.
Boy, the joke's on them!
Anyway, crime is fascinating.
And I wanted to do a show.
I had a friend of mine years ago.
He was an armed robbery detective named Charlie.
We used to sit around before we knew about social media.
I like to say, if we're going to do a crime, here's what we do.
Here's his mistake.
You realize that when I tell you, here's how he made a mistake, I'm telling you what not to do.
Right?
But I don't want to go and tell people.
I don't want to tell people, you know, you should do this and that.
I went to the show to realize, oh my god, I think I just told people how to drink and drive because I was telling all the mistakes people make.
I told them all the cases.
This is what they do.
This is what people do.
I am fascinated because I'd love to sit there and I'd love to be like John Douglas and talk to this guy Hewerman to get his information, lure him in about how smart he was.
John Douglas one time interviewed Richard Speck.
He said it made him sick.
He had to pretend like, wow, I don't know what you were putting in your Wheaties that day, but you must have been, yeah, you were.
And he wanted to vomit with his killer, but he had to laud him.
He had to pretend that he admired him.
And I'd love to sit with Hewerman after we're done and say, are we done yet?
We got anything good?
Yeah.
You know, Rex, there's one thing I don't understand.
And you made such a dumb mistake.
I mean, first of all, you write on a Word document what to do.
You've got to go through a checklist.
He's an architect, this guy.
He wrote a checklist.
Bundy didn't do that.
Ridgway didn't do that.
Rader didn't do that.
Ramirez didn't do that.
Speck, nobody, even Albert Fish, nobody did that.
The prolific, you know, the 27 Yankees, you know.
The real serial killers, they didn't do that.
Because you're thinking, now you're insulting him.
First of all, all of these women are in the same list.
You're called the Gilgal Beach Killer.
Why?
Because you're in one place.
Hell, the Green River Killer was his raider.
He was all over the place.
Ridgeway, rather.
The Green River was all over the place.
You're in one place?
You're a guy who did what?
You've got forensics all over the place.
What are you talking about?
And you've got a veritable treasure trove of every demented piece of pornography.
You're so smart.
You put it on a Word document?
You're an idiot!
Now here's the question.
Ready for this?
Can you handle this one?
Okay.
Sure enough, they said, And we found volumes of pornography that was vile and horrible and whatever.
Okay.
Does that surprise you that a serial killer would have vile pornography?
Does it?
You ever seen these serial killers?
No, he actually was a big, he was an Audubon Society, big donated, he was a bird watcher, and loved animals, loved nature, and Did you find any pornography?
No.
And they love to download all this stuff.
They want to download it.
They've got to have the files.
Millions of files.
What did he pour through this?
What are you doing?
Anyway, so here's the question.
Do you think it's rare that a killer has pornography?
No.
Does pornography cause killing?
No.
No.
It doesn't.
It's ridiculous.
This notion.
Why did they tell you that?
Our good buddy Bill Crowell says, OMG, I forgot how stochastic your live streams can be.
Oh, yes, indeed.
Stochastic, indeed.
They're almost idiopathic.
This is a wonderful word.
When did stochastic come out the other day?
Randomly determined, having a random probability.
I like desultory as one, elliptical, you know, sometimes even called it logolalia.
Logolalia is like word salad from psychotics.
Lori Cuck said, and by the way, thank you, Bill.
Lori says, I listened to 9-11 of a lady who had been mauled by a bear and he was coming back.
She said, she said, Stayed by her family?
I listened to a 9-11 lady who had been mauled by a bear and he was coming back.
She said, oh, by her family.
Oh my God.
Well, let me tell you something, Lori.
Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for this one?
Let me tell you.
I saw it was an Years ago, an off, like an off-off Broadway, but I don't even know why, it constitutes a Broadway, it was called...
It was a VDR voice data recording, or what's it called?
It was, what do you call it?
Not the black box, but the recording, the cockpit voice recording, CVR or something, that was the name of it.
And they took...
The last words, the last portion of, I don't know, ten plane crashes where they knew it was happening and they were preparing and they were talking to each other.
It was incredible.
Laurie says, so disturbing, 911 stayed on the line.
Isn't that awful?
Trying not to To abandon her.
And also, Laurie, do you ever notice these 911 operators?
They ask the craziness, what are you wearing?
Yes.
Okay, did you ever watch the Lawrence Welk show?
Would you get him?
Okay, is anybody there?
Would you just send somebody?
Why are you asking me questions?
Just send somebody.
I guess there's a reason for it.
But in this particular case, and you might see them online, you've got to hear what they said at the end.
People saying goodbye to their families, if they had time.
I mean, it was...
And sometimes it's so...
It's so ordinary.
And every final word was an expletive.
F or S. To know that this is it.
This is it.
It's incredible.
Laurie says, broke arms and legs and the bear was coming back.
Wow.
You know what's also very weird about that, Laurie, is that there's something, dare I say, something wrong with that bear.
Bears are not...
There's a wonderful, wonderful interview.
What is a fellow from Jiu-Jitsu he was talking?
It was either Lex Friedman.
I think it was Lex Friedman.
And we're talking about what's the worst animal in the world?
The one you do not want to come across.
And it was probably a tiger.
Maybe a lion, but tigers are just...
And the reason what bears were, bears will outrun you.
They're incredibly fast and they're endurance.
They're great long distance.
A bear!
You don't think of it like that.
They don't hunt in packs.
They kind of...
You kind of run into them.
They don't go after people.
They don't really have to hunt anything down.
I mean, they do, but they're just not a lion.
Tigers are different, but lions you probably can understand better.
Night vision.
They hunt in packs.
They look for the weakest of the group.
They will surround folks.
And they will come after you.
And they have every means to get you, whether it's their claws or teeth, how to get you.
They are absolute hunting machines.
Wolves, not really.
Hyenas, exceedingly bad.
Very bad.
Again, the pack animal.
I love these dogs.
Is this stochastic for you there, Billy?
These dogs, these wonderful, like the Pyrenees and these huge wolf, these animals that are used to protect livestock.
And they have these big collars with spikes.
So when the wolf comes in, And they will go after a wolf.
They are fearless.
However, here's the however.
However, the wolves will say, great, you talk to this dog, we're going to go in for the kill.
They work in teams.
They work perfectly.
And the wolf, the dog, by the way, is a descendant of the wolf.
They're a completely different thing.
Absolutely incredible.
Did you ever see orcas attack?
Fascinating.
And then you get this guy, Rex Heuerman, the worst serial killer, who writes down on the list, this is what you do, this is what you don't do.
I love to watch.
There's this one about Animal Kingdom.
And I don't like that.
It's not violence to me at all.
It's beautiful.
It's instinct.
They know what to do.
They're incredible.
But I've got to tell you my favorite.
This is why.
The only reason I like Bobby Kennedy is because of the falconers.
Go on YouTube and look at these abatement birds.
I love this.
There's one in particular.
I've watched this a million times.
I'm like a kid.
If you have a kid, read it again.
I just read it to you.
Read it again.
All right.
All right.
I'll read it again.
Same story.
Read it again.
I've seen this video a million times.
It's in the wine country, and they've lost one year, I don't know how many billions of dollars to these starlings, murmurations.
When the berries and the grapes get to be so red and succulent, ready to be picked, that!
That's when they move in.
And they did everything.
They put netting and they shot shotguns and they had a scarecrow.
Nothing.
They were going to lose everything.
This guy shows up in his truck.
He's got three or four birds.
Probably three.
They're raptors.
He's got a peregrine falcon.
He's got an...
I don't know what he's got.
The peregrines are great.
And they don't eat the birds.
They just, they're abatement.
They flush them up.
And he feeds them as a reward meat that he has to say, way to go.
And it works like this.
The first one, I guess, in no particular order, he goes low and flushes them up.
Flies in, and the birds have this sense of, uh-oh.
And they send a message out.
This is not good.
Get out of here.
Bad news.
One bird.
This is the, goes low.
Like between the rows of this.
I mean, he's middle of something wrapped.
I don't know what it is.
Kind of sits there and says, takes the excess.
That says, come on.
Get out of here.
I told you to get out of here.
But the best is the one who flies the highest.
Who tells everybody, I'm here.
In case you don't know what's going on down there, I'm here.
And that's it.
And the birds say, see ya!
And they don't sit together and say, you know what, if we work together, you know, if we make a murmuration and we create a mass of starlings, maybe then we can fool, which is what people believe a murmuration does.
They get the word murmur from the fact that they hum and they're so...
Wings beating, but they say, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Three birds!
And the birds, the raptors, never go after the starling, but the starlings say, that's it.
Not interested.
Level one, midway, and at the top.
This guy in his truck saves billions of dollars.
Three little birds.
That's it.
That's it.
It's beautiful.
It's God.
That's all, my friends.
All right, my friends.
I keep saying my friends a lot.
Let me tell you, you were terrific.
Lori Cuck.
Thank you so much.
Bill Crowell.
Rascal Dog.
Thank you, Lori.
Pete OA12.
Rafael Legonde.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Or did you say Hacksaw Wim Dorian?
I like that.
I like that code word.
I like that.
Don't want to be too specific.
Muchisimas gracias.
Johnny Mazz, everybody.
And Fishman, thank you.
How kind.
Well, today was a beautiful day in the neighborhood in New York City.
As we speak, it's a beautiful 74 degrees.
I think the summer is here.
And it is an absolute pleasure being with you.
Make sure you follow Mrs. L at Lynn's Warriors.
Are you doing what I'm saying?
Do you hear what I said?
Lynn's Warriors.
Wait a minute.
Lori's in her care here.
Laurie says, the lady was calm and said, tell the husband I love him.
You know, just like Sparky.
Sparky was going through chapters of Ozzie and Harriet today.
It's horrible.
And think about this, Laurie.
Imagine that.
Do you know what happened to Jeanette?
No, she was attacked by a bear.
What?
And the bear came back and was...
I mean, who knew?
Terrible.
Terrible.
What about that one where the chimp in Connecticut ripped the face off this woman?
Remember that?
Did you ever see this one?
This family, they took this old chimp in.
Remember that?
And they gave it a birthday party.
Oh, he's so nice.
And one day, they eat your fingers and they go after your face.
I mean, they're really bad.
She had no idea.
And she lost her face.
He ripped her face off.
And also what chimps do, men, let me tell you what they do.
You know what they do?
You know what they also do, men?
Look at this.
Remember the Bob Marley song, Three Little Birds.
Indeed!
Thank you, Spark.
Chimps will also go into men and rip off your gonads to prevent you from reproducing.
So think about that.
Fingers and nads.
That's it.
They look real cute, but they're not.
Remember I said this.
Fingers and nads.
Fingers and nads.
It was a Burl Ives song most people don't know about.
Alright, dear friends.
See you in the morning.
Have a great and glorious day.
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