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May 18, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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AOC vs. MTG: Jerry Springer Food Fight and Lights Out Match and We Love It!
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Today we're going to be talking about the AOC versus MTG Jerry Springer food fight and Lights Out match and why we love it.
And Jasmine Crockett with little Tiffany Henyard to show how politics has been forever changed.
Perhaps for the worst, but it's changed nonetheless.
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Now, ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, let me say something.
And I'm going to say this again.
I want you to sit back and to be a cultural, political, and philosophical critic.
I don't want you to ask the way things should be.
Don't get real highfalutin about, well, this is the way it should.
I'm sorry.
There are some things that are fun.
You might like dwarf tossing.
That was a big deal in the old days.
Big deal.
Dwarf tossing was something that, frankly, it was quite the event and people couldn't dare say they liked it.
The little people enjoyed it.
Whether it was, I don't even know why I'm bringing this up, but I'll never forget.
Bars, this is in Florida years ago, their bars were packed.
Dwarf tossing.
And I thought, well...
What's wrong with dwarf costume?
What's wrong with it?
But they're consenting to it.
It's fine.
Nobody's hurting.
But we can't like this.
What does that mean?
We can't.
This is wrong.
But it's not wrong.
It's theoretically wrong.
I told you I spent my youth in professional wrestling and I can tell you I saw stuff that it was fun.
And anybody who tells you...
It's just terrible.
You've never been to one.
There are some things that I tell you I enjoy more than anything.
First of all, blowing things up.
If you have any explosives, any kind of fireworks, count me in.
I love blowing things up.
I mean, not personal property, but I love it.
I'll always love.
I'll always.
I could play catch forever.
I could play Frisbee forever.
I could just do certain things.
I just like it.
I just like it.
And certain things I think are kind of trashy.
One thing I refuse to watch, believe it or not, seriously, is an absolute example of the complete and total destruction of society, and that's the beauty pageant.
Absolutely.
Nude dancing is more honorable when it's not trafficking, but nude dancing is more honorable than any kind of...
Beauty badges.
That's just demoralizing.
That's a latter-day version of the minstrel show.
Horrible.
Horrible.
Now, recently, as you know, we have a new group of people.
And one of the biggest things that happened ever in our world was, you called it Jerry Springer, but Jerry Springer is for white trash.
But Ricky Lake was for, well, I don't know what the word is.
I was on with a show on Ricky Lake.
I used to get a residual from the Ricky Lake show.
I was on with Curtis Lewa.
We were on a show one time about whether there should be...
I forget what it was.
Oh, curfews.
And I'm on with Curtis and one of the...
One of the women, people in the audience who would come up and say, yeah, Ricky, now I could do an imitation of these folks, but you would call me racist because it would be so good.
Because I'd be so spot on.
You can't do that.
I can do an Irish, no problem.
Southern, no problem.
New York, no problem.
Black, urban, racist.
Sometimes if somebody is an overtly effeminate type, it's funny, I mean, nobody says, good, good mimicry.
Oh, no, no, no, that's mocking.
In any event, there was a woman named Lasagna.
And Ricky Lipkin said, let's go right now to, and I loved, I'm sorry, I love, I love, I love neologisms.
New named.
Remember Lashan, Kawan, Mashan, Duran, Lashandra, Kamika, Lashika, Tamika, Tamika.
You know, just, I used to, in fact, as a prosecutor, when I have this three or four concentric, kind of a roulette wheel, where you go into baby, into newborns and say, you got a name for the baby yet?
No.
How many syllables?
Three?
Okay.
Okay, I'll take it.
Just...
Not Mary.
Mary.
Eddie.
Boring!
Octolanda.
Sinatra Jones.
One of my favorites.
Actual names.
Shyfeed, which of course is spelled shithead.
True story.
Vagina, placenta, octolanda.
King Arthur, Queen Elizabeth, Nazmo King.
It was the King family, but the name was Nazmo, because the mother saw.
Anyway, so I loved, I loved it.
It was, I knew more.
But somebody said, excuse me, that's not funny.
Why isn't that funny?
Long story short, when I was on Ricky Lake Show, somebody came up and said lasagna, and I said, wait, wait, wait.
Lasagna?
That was my answer.
I thought they were going to kill me.
What?
I said, lasagna.
That was my reaction.
And I got like $2.
I went and changed my mind to piss the audience off.
It was completely professional wrestling.
Complete professional wrestling.
I was the heel.
I was going to say it first.
Curtis was, he was for, obviously, of course, he was for curfews.
And I was going to be against it because of civil liberties considerations.
But as soon as I was there, I thought, oh, no, no, I'm going to, no, that's no fun.
I want to just make this group mad.
And I got them mad.
And lasagna was, I mean.
And I would say, managote, excuse me, lasagna, what is it?
Or managote, as they say.
Here in New York, which I hate.
The way they pass the word mozzarella, the way they just stop, they just stop the pronunciation.
Come on!
Come on!
How that became Capicola and how Fajoli became Fazul in an event.
To make a long story short, there are things that happen and I enjoy.
And I love Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Why?
She pisses everybody off.
And you can say to yourself, no, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's, that's, sorry.
It's the wrestling in me.
She's kind of a heel face, depends what it is.
AOC?
Whiteweight.
Jasmine Crockett.
These?
This is the Harley Race and Dusty Rhodes.
This is Sergeant Slaughter and the Iron Sheik.
This is serious heat.
And a work.
A work.
Okay?
You got that?
A work.
And AOC doesn't have it.
Doesn't happen.
She said something today in Spanish, and I'm thinking, I don't think that's what she, I don't think that's what she meant, she said.
And as we say in the Bronx, yo soy latineras, say mejor a la mismo.
What?
Wait a minute, this is gibberish.
What are you saying?
One of my favorite words I used to love was pincerillos.
Doesn't that sound good?
Pincerillos.
What does that mean?
Bincer means like pliers, tweezers, something.
I made it up.
I have no idea what it means.
Bincer.
Anyway.
So the other day we got into this.
And of course, we're getting into that.
Okay?
This is what's happening.
I'm sorry.
We're getting into it.
We're seeing it with Fanny.
We're seeing it with the great Tiffany Henyard coming up, who is the best.
It's Ricky Lake hits whatever.
I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it's over now.
If you think that the days of Gene Kirkpatrick, oh no, no, no, it's done.
We live in a complete and total Ricky Lake Jerry Springer world.
Oh yeah.
And pretty soon, you're going to hear people say, Is that no good, mother?
I mean, they're going to jerk, jerk.
I mean, it's going to be because, because, because Crocker says, I'm tired of this shit.
I mean, beep, you can't say that.
You, beep, I mean, you, oh yeah, you, you, what does she call him?
You, you beach, what does she say?
Bleach, butch, body, hang on.
I got to get the, I got to get the, the exact word.
This was so good.
Oh.
Oh, girl, baby girl, don't even play.
AOC unleashes on MTG.
Overintelligence, fake eyelashes.
Oh, yeah, and she says, don't flap your fake eyelashes.
I love those, those Cardi B things that are amazing.
And then she called him a bleach blonde butch body as all hell breaks loose.
And I loved it.
And this is the point of what I say.
I know I'm not supposed to.
I know I'm not supposed to.
I know it's wrong.
I know watching bumfights was wrong.
I know watching certain things were wrong.
I know.
I know.
I love it.
Jasmine Crockett, now if you could somehow get, first of all, if you could somehow get Tiffany Hanyard, who's unintelligible, She's just unintelligible.
I don't know what she's...
And if you watch, it's from the Karen world.
Okay, what are we talking about?
Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, let's jump into this in no particular order.
Let me make sure my sound is up.
One of you very nice people wrote up and said, would you please turn the sound up?
If you're going to play a...
Could you please...
Could you please?
Thank you very much.
I will do that.
Let us, it was a story about whether to hold Merrick Garland in contempt.
I mean, who the hell cares what it was?
Just all hell breaks loose and watch if you can get a hold of Jamie Raskin who says, what?
He's laughing at this?
I mean, it is, well, imagine during the old days, and before I forget, there's no dueling.
One guy beat or almost clubbed with a cane or something.
They shot people.
I mean, this is nothing compared to.
So don't say like, well, in the old days.
No, in the old days it was violent.
This is just word salad and stuff.
This is Ricky Lake and Karens and all that kind of stuff.
This is that crazy loom being thrown off the plane.
Videos that I can watch.
I don't know what's the matter with me.
I love when people say, you can't do that.
Oh, and these sovereign citizens.
The Fourth Amendment right says, I've got no duty to get out of the car.
Next thing you know, you're a crash of the way.
You can't do this.
I think I can.
Okay, kids.
With no further ado, let's dig into this.
Many of the Democrats on this committee are employing Judge Mershon's daughter.
Employing Judge Mershon's daughter.
Hang on, hang on.
There we go.
Hang on.
Now, this is good.
This is good because, as you know, Judge Mershon from downtown, from the Trump trial, his daughter is working for a lot of Democratic operatives, and she is herself one.
And it's legal.
I mean, it's legal.
You know, what are you going to do about it?
But I thought it was very well placed.
Now, remember, coming up, Crockett, the heel.
Lady Jasmine.
Here she comes.
Please tell me what that has to do with Mary Garland.
Is she a porn star?
Oh, Goldman.
That's right.
He's advising.
Okay.
He's advising who?
Now, by the way, excuse me.
That sound, this is the sound.
Don't look at me.
Don't blame me.
Don't say, would you please, would you please turn this up?
This is the sound.
I'm sorry.
Do you know what we're here for?
You know we're here about AG.
I don't think you know what you're here for.
Well, you're the one I'm talking about.
I think your fake eyelashes are messing up.
No, ain't nothing.
Hold on, hold on.
Order, Mr. Chairman.
Would you please regain the order of your committee?
Please.
There's a point of order.
We have a point of order.
Point of order.
Mr. Lynch, state your point.
Now, I would have looked like, I got your point of order already.
Point this on it.
And you know that Jasmine goes into that.
Ain't nobody.
All of a sudden, it's like, wow!
Not even.
She goes into Ann Esther, like Lawanda Page and me.
I'm talking to you, sucker!
I mean, all of a sudden.
And Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to come and bring her.
And you know Marjorie Taylor Greene loves this.
Deep down inside, they're probably calling each other at 3 in the morning saying, that was fantastic.
You're the heel, I'm the face.
Tomorrow we're going to bring some heat.
This is the finish.
This is just like wrestling.
Take the bump.
Broadway.
Clothesline.
Make your spots.
And then the referee will say one minute.
When he says point of order, then you go for the kill and your line is going to be...
I mean, this is the...
What if I said to you right now, listen.
The hell with the Biden, you know, whatever, the Trump debate.
Let's put these two together for charity.
Remember this.
All we ever get to see is Stephen Stills.
Relaxing town.
Stephen Stills too.
All we ever get to see are the rednecks and the revolution crazies.
Let's rent out soldiers' fields and have Jerry Rubin versus Mayor Daley.
For the benefit of peace, admission is free.
We can all stay home and watch it on TV.
Call it a Super C. Thank you very much.
Okay, here we go.
This is...
Now, this is when Jasmine...
Jasmine cuts loose.
And all I say is, you go, baby girl.
You just voted to do it.
You just voted to do it.
Order, order.
I'm trying to get clarification.
Look it, calm down.
Calm down.
No, no, no, because this is what y 'all do.
So I'm trying to get clarification.
Hey, Ms. Crockett, you're not recognized.
Ms. Crockett.
I can't hear you with your yelling.
Calm down.
No, don't tell me to calm down because y 'all talk noise and then you can't take it.
You're out of control.
If I come and talk shit about her, you're going to have a problem.
Mr. Chairman, Mr. Chairman.
Order.
Chair now recognizes Ms. Green for four minutes and 21 seconds.
Four minutes.
Let Ms. Green talk, and then you all can recognize.
I'm going to strike her words for a second time, based on her second set of personal remarks, attacking another member.
Who?
Chairman Comer.
Because you all cannot seem to apply the rules of the committee.
We have to do this every time.
I'm recognized.
I'm recognized.
I'm going to go ahead and start talking.
I know.
I know.
Look.
I don't know if you've noticed it.
I have two hearing aids.
I'm very deaf.
I'm not understanding.
Everybody's yelling.
I'm doing the best I can.
Can we not recognize Ms. Green and let her get it?
We cannot because of the rules of the committee, Mr. Chair.
That is what I'm trying to communicate in the present moment.
We have a motion.
Okay, what's the motion?
The motion.
Is this not the worst way to do this?
Do we have a motion yet?
Are you second?
F-U!
Is that a subaspante motion?
Is this a pro se?
Is this ad hoc?
Can we second that?
Can we suspend?
Wait, wait.
Just wait.
Just wait.
It gets better, right?
Now dig this one.
This is the line of them all.
Who's...
It's me.
Ms. Crockett.
I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling, if someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch body, that would not be engaging personalities, correct?
A what now?
Look at Raskin.
Chairman, I make a motion to strike those words.
I don't think that's a part of it.
I'm trying to find clarification on what quality...
Chairman, motion to strike those words.
I had no idea what you just said.
We're not going to do this.
Look, you guys...
I'm trying to get clarification.
Calm down.
No, no, no, because this is what y 'all do.
Hey, Ms. Crockett, you're not recognized.
I hear you with your yelling.
Calm down.
Don't tell me to calm down because y 'all talk noise and then you can't take it.
You're out of control.
if I come and talk shit about her, y'all gonna have a problem.
Mr. Chairman, Mr. Chairman.
All right, chair, chair, okay, order, chair now recognize.
I love that.
I'm sorry.
I'm wrong.
Who loves it?
Can I have a vote from the police?
We have 646 people.
That's just shitty.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting my own thing.
Who loves this?
Yes or no?
Come on.
Yes for one, two for no.
Who loves this?
Love it.
Dub loves it.
Keep It Clean loves it.
Mitchell loves it.
Everybody loves it.
Wesson, oh, Edmund, of course.
Beastie loves it.
Hillbilly loves it.
Cliff loves it.
Everyone loves it.
You're all fired.
Ronnie loves it.
See, this is one of those things where you're supposed to say...
It's fantastic!
Ladies and gentlemen, the final word, Mr. Brad Rungey says, this is the best ever.
Oh, it is!
It's one of those things where...
One time, my father was...
Chasing my sister.
And she says, you damn fool.
And he grabbed her and goes, why did you hear that?
She says, from you!
He said, oh, okay.
And we all laughed.
It was like, got it.
I admit it.
Okay.
It's not supposed to be funny.
I'm sorry.
There's some things where you laugh.
Look at this.
Patton loves it.
Is there more?
There's some other stuff.
Now, you sit back and you think, How is this even happening?
Raul Rodriguez Lee, I love Congress Springer.
Yes.
I'm telling you, Ricky Lake was really the one you're talking about.
America is doomed, Raul.
No, it is not doomed.
Come on.
Remember in Italy they had Ciccolina?
Remember Ciccolina?
Now coming up, the best one.
The best one.
No.
The best one.
And you see, the thing is, you can't tell somebody, you sound like a moron.
What?
You sound like a moron.
If there was somebody who said, I'll tell you one damn thing, this guy don't have sense to pour piss out of his boot or a window to throw it out of.
You would say, hold it.
Wait a minute.
Stop.
That may work.
Back home, but it doesn't work now.
Runji says, I love how the old white guys have no clue what the ghetto is.
Well, that's a phrase, I'll bet you anything, that Ms. Congresswoman did not in any way, in any way, I'll bet you she's not from the ghetto.
I will bet you that is a phrase that people refer to this.
But I would venture that Ms. Crockett does not and is not from the ghetto.
I will bet anything.
I believe this is a particular patois, a particular phrase that is common among others because of social media.
The Karenization and also how violent extreme reaction has become so, we have been so inculcated.
If you can believe that.
Now coming up I'm going to show you the best.
This shows a level of cluelessness which is I think, I can't show you.
I'll try to show you, but this is simply the best.
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My friends, I've told you the best of the best of the best, the best is Tiffany Alicia Henyard, Tiffany A. Henyard, she is the mayor of Dalton, Illinois, D-O-L-T-O-N, since 2021, and also as Thornton Township Supervisor.
She served two terms as member of the Village Board of Trustees and is the mayor.
And I believe Dalton Trustees, 12 hours appointed an acting mayor.
This is the most important thing in the world.
She has been, trustees in Dalton, D-O-L-T-O-N, this week voted to appoint an acting mayor and ongoing political turmoil in the Chicago suburb.
A trustee, Jason Howes, will now fill in for embattled Mayor Tiffany A. Tiffany A. Henyard.
In certain situations, after Henyard, who was at the center, of a series of subpoenas and lawsuits missed 25 board of trustee meetings.
All four of the Dalton trustees present at this week's meeting voted in favor of the decision.
Two trustees were absent.
The village's government has been marred.
In and by accusations of misspending lawsuits and probes, the FBI recently served three subpoenas seeking a variety of financial reports and receipts for Hanyard, Village Administrator Keith Freeman, and Trustee Andrew Holmes.
Holmes was terminated last month by the group Chicago Survivors after he was sued by Hanyard's former assistant for alleged assault.
Earlier this month, former assistant Fenia Dukes released a pre-recorded statement accusing Holmes of having non-consensual sex with her.
Trustees recently hired former Mayor Lori Lightfoot to investigate Henyard and Village Finances, but Henyard vetoed the hire.
Henyard and the trustees don't have the authority to hire Lightfoot.
You know, it's veto power, Henry said.
How dare you come to someone's town to work or do something?
Lori knows better than this.
It is illegal that she will not be paid for services.
Now, recently, as you know, our good friend, Mayor Rudy Giuliani, the greatest mayor, is having his 80th birthday party, and it's one of the strangest things ever because he has a...
He has an Amazon kind of a wish list, kind of like a birthday registry.
And the stuff he wants is really weird, like paint for a ceiling and a razor.
I don't even know what the hell that even means.
By the way, Mr. Runji says she was ready to jump in her...
She was ready to jump in her...
Oh, and her ass, what was holding her back, except that 180 grand a year, ha ha ha, eyelashes.
I can't stop laughing.
This is great stuff.
I follow wrestling in the 80s, though.
Well, the 80s was nothing, but thank you for that, Braddy.
I appreciate that.
But here, now, anyway, so they're getting mad at Rudy, because Rudy, Rudy, that's demeaning.
Imagine this is your mayor.
$300,000 roughly a year.
The police, they were going to have to, they were threatening to repossess police cars because of unpaid bills.
I shite you not.
And this 40-year-old star is the mayor.
And she wants to be.
At TikTok, kind of an Instagram, whatever, influencer.
This is what she wants to be.
She's a mayor.
So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the one and the only, the inimitable, the ineffable, Mayor, Her Honor, Tiffany A. Henyard.
The Mayor, Tiffany A. Henyard, the people's mayor.
So I heard you guys were looking for me.
If you're looking for Tiffany Henyard, press the subscribe button.
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So, what do you want me to talk about?
This or that?
This and that?
Or me?
Tiffany A here.
You pick.
Put your questions in the comments and I'm going to answer all questions.
Just be respectful.
If you're disrespectful, I'm not going to answer it.
Because remember, I got the tea with the receipts.
Matter of fact, if you want the tea, get it from me.
Go to LA.
I don't know what the hell.
Now, I'm not going to imitate her.
Because if I do, people will get mad.
Okay?
But that is my favorite.
And imagine you're in, this is your mayor.
And I don't know about you, but I I'm a bit priggish.
Mispronounced words, I'm sorry.
Subscribe.
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I don't want to...
There are some people on the Fox in the world today who say things that are just wrong.
I don't know what to tell you.
This is where we are.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is where we are.
I can't believe this.
Now, here's the bottom line.
Isn't it...
Fun?
I'm sorry, but isn't it fun?
This is democracy.
In the United States, you can be anyone you want.
If the good people of Dalton, Illinois, like Super Mayor, she called herself Super Mayor, Tiffany A. Hanyard, so be it.
Remember Wilbur Mills?
Remember this guy was drunk with Fannie Fox?
Was it Wilbur Mills?
In the basin?
You want to hear stories about Nixon?
Nixon was a huge drunk.
Remember how he beat up Pat and all this stuff?
You want me to go through this?
We had Bill Clinton with a cigar and the whole thing.
We have the most corrupt president in the history of our...
And tell me, what's so bad about Tiffany A. Hennard?
Or Crockett?
Or Jasmine?
What?
This is the part which is the most important thing.
This is the critical aspect.
Why is it, dear friends, why is it that with all that is going on in the world today, this somehow is considered Problematic.
I don't know.
I think it's fantastic.
And there is something that I like about, very frankly, clarity.
These people don't do anything.
But at least they're entertaining.
So, entertain me.
You're not going to help me.
Yeah, people like the great, oh, they're wonderful.
Nancy Pelosi was never entertaining.
She just screwed us.
She was the worst person ever.
She's corrupt, beyond corrupt.
Go down the list.
You've got Bob Menendez.
Bob Menendez, who's what?
Bob Menendez with the gold bars.
Now he claims what his wife has, his wife is, okay, I wish them all well.
They're not funny, but they're corrupt.
I didn't hear anything about MTG being corrupt.
As far as Tiffany A. Henyard, She's incompetent.
I don't know if she's corrupt.
I think this is the greatest stuff in the world.
I love this.
I absolutely love this.
And let me also say something, and with all due respect, do not call this ghetto.
There's no such thing as that.
There are people, and there have always been people, who love to adopt a particular form of membership.
In a demographic that they are not a member of.
Remember after Urban Cowboy, everybody was walking around driving.
Hey, I'm driving.
I'm a cowboy.
You're not a cowboy.
Well, I am now.
This is the way people speak because of social media.
And you can see people screaming and yelling in Walmarts and airlines and police stops.
Did you see the head of BLM pushing a cop?
This is everywhere.
This is not ghetto.
This is normal.
This is it.
This is where we are.
Now, one of the most incredibly fascinating scenes, this is a man by the name of Andy Ogles or Ogless.
He's from Tennessee, Congressman.
He speaks to something so poignantly, Poignantly.
And I want to hear what you have to do.
He was appearing downtown with Lauren Boebert.
By the way, was Lauren Boebert in court with her son?
I don't know.
I don't know what that is.
Lauren Boebert does nothing for me.
Nothing.
She wants to be Marjorie Taylor Greene, but she's not.
Matt Gaetz is kind of moving up.
Be careful of Matt Gaetz.
Matt Gaetz, be very careful.
But listen to this.
Absolutely poignant piece from Congressman Ogles or Ogles.
From the great state of Tennessee, Andy Ogles.
You know, if I started a story with a convicted felon and a hooker walking to a bar, you would immediately know that it's a joke.
That's what we have here.
A joke of a trial.
We have a convicted felon who has a vengeance against the president.
We have a woman who has paid for sex with a vengeance against the president.
This is not a prosecution.
This is a persecution.
We have a two-tier justice system in this country.
And if a former president can be targeted by a woke and corrupt judge, then you can be targeted as well.
Mr. President, we've got your back.
I personally love this.
I do.
And he brings up a very, very good point there.
He brings up a very good point.
And the point is that this can happen.
And it can happen to you.
And what is also happening is regarding, and this is something nobody wants to address, certainly none of those folks, is how college campuses are now the battleground for squelched speech.
If you are not afraid, if you are not at all frightened by what they are doing regarding The limitation of free speech on college campuses, then you're not paying attention.
You're simply not paying attention.
They're actually, it is like nothing we have ever seen.
We're having people who never, ever, ever were stopped We never had college presidents fired, supplanted, removed for anything in the past, except now.
Why?
To the untrained observer, they would say, well, it seems like there is this foreign nation, Israel, that's basically telling us what to do with our students.
And there was a time when some people wanted to fight during the Vietnam War.
People would constantly protest against the use of research facilities for like Dow Chemical to make Agent Orange.
That's what they did.
But if anybody were to advocate, and I'm not speaking one way or another on this, but if you want to go to your college campus, And demand that your university divest itself through BDS or whatever particular platform you want to divest itself from either funding or cooperating or assisting in the war effort.
That should be your right to say it.
Whether it's you did it during South Africa, you did it during apartheid.
That was cool.
That was Mandela.
Nobody cared about that.
But what's the difference?
Oh, no, no, no.
I want you to look at me and I want you to listen to what I'm saying.
We're being told what to say by a foreign nation.
And the same people who said, I'm not going to have Zelensky and NATO tell us what to do.
The same ones now are saying, yeah, but anti-Semitism is a different story.
Why is it a different story?
Excuse me.
Anti-Semitism?
Bad.
Racism?
Bad.
Hate?
Bad.
Nasty is bad.
Excuse me.
Can I go...
Let's all go to the Knesset and tell them, I want you to make sure you fire any professor in Israel.
And I want you to expel any Israeli student that dares speak ill and speak anti-Americanistic about us.
They're laughing.
Get the hell out of here.
Excuse me.
We're giving you this money.
We want to make sure you fire any college professor, any academic.
Anybody who dares say a word against the United States, they would look at you like, are you out of your mind?
That's exactly what's happening.
And I cannot believe the number of people, friends of mine, in the talk radio business, that you stupid schmucks, you're losing the freedom of speech.
And I'm not speaking about the underlying issues.
I'm not saying whether it's right.
Or wrong?
I'm not saying that.
You can't tell somebody they can't say something.
This country has...
We have had schools.
We have had people in our country.
We have had actual academic institutions that have advocated genital mutilation and gender reassignment, and nobody said a word about that.
But this?
Now we've gone too far?
No.
Let me tell you another thing you better watch out about.
And listen to me very carefully.
Let's say I'm out to get your free speech rights.
And I want to kill your First Amendment.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to pick something you agree with.
But I'm going to over-expand it.
For example...
Do you think there should be a criminal law against, quote, deep, fake, make it easy, pornography?
And we'll use these terms.
We won't worry about it.
We'll just use common parlance.
Yes or no?
Do you think there should be a law against deep, fake pornography?
Just answer the question.
And if you answer the question without thinking you've never heard a word, I have said.
But for the sake of argument, what do you think?
Deep state.
Deep fake and deep state.
What do you think?
Okay, that's coming up.
It's coming up.
And you're going to hear these terrible stories.
What do you think?
We have this poor 10-year-old kid who kills himself for...
I don't even know what this...
I don't even understand this.
I don't understand this.
I don't understand this new world.
Nobody killed themselves when we were kids, because I guess maybe there's no social media.
But they made fun of his glasses, they broke his glasses.
This would be going on forever.
Why are kids killing themselves?
But anyway, Debbie says, yes!
Should there be a prosecution for deep, fake pornography?
Prosecution.
Not a lawsuit.
That's a different story.
Prosecution.
Oh, not money damages, jail, prison.
Faye says, yes.
Okie dokie.
Dub says, what does that mean?
Very good.
Children depicted should be against the law.
There you go, Debbie.
There we go.
Children depicted.
Now, Debbie, I like your candor.
Let's say I were to draw, or I take the worst attempt at deepfake.
I take a picture of an adult.
An adult, let's say a picture of Stormy Daniels.
Nude, in the flesh, in the raw, along with her husband, Barrett Bangwell.
That was one of his, that's my favorite.
Forget the Harry Dangler and whatever, this is, anyway.
There's a picture.
Let's say I take a nude picture of Stormy Daniels.
And then I take a picture of an infant and I Photoshop it.
And it's the worst Photoshop.
The edges don't line up.
The heads don't.
It's the worst.
And I say, that's deepfake.
Should I be prosecuted?
Should I be prosecuted?
Is that deepfake?
That's a depiction of a child.
And you say, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Faces, yes.
Children's images and sexual poses is against every law of media.
Children's images?
Images?
Or photos?
Images?
Images?
Now if I show this, wait a minute, hold it.
This is a grown woman, but there's an image of a child.
Wait a minute, this is ridiculous.
This is a het.
Okay, so it's got to be good deepfake?
Is it going to be a good deep deep fake?
A professional deep fake?
How do you do?
You should have seen how the problem we had with defining pornography.
Now, make it very simple.
This is like libel or something.
This is false lie.
We can do civil stuff, which I think hurts people more.
Money damages.
But people will say, yes!
Get rid of it and they'll say, well, what do you mean?
What about, for example, how about if I say, oh, I'm not going to do a picture.
I'm going to write.
What about this?
I'm going to write a story.
I'm going to write a story about something horrible with children and infants.
Should I be prohibited from that?
From writing it?
This is words.
Should I?
Well, that encourages it.
Could be.
Should I be stopped?
Nobody, people, and they'll say, well, there's got to be a law against it.
Why?
What about Lolita?
What is that all about?
Summer of 42. Romeo and Juliet.
Do you, I mean, do you, remember the song Summer the First Time?
Bobby Goldsboro.
I love that song.
He was 17, she was 31, or whatever it was.
Well, it's underage.
And then what year?
Well, he was 17, and it was a man, and plus it was Ben.
You see how you do all these things?
You react to these stories?
Don't stand so close to me, the police.
She was just 17, and you know, wait a minute, hold it.
Do you know where we're going with this?
Words, ideas, thoughts.
Sounds good.
And I'm going to push it.
And I'm going to say, oh, no, no, no.
I'm going to have my coalition come forward and I want to push this.
And I'm going to bring all these kids who have been offended and hurt by deepfake stuff.
I'm going to bring them on.
I'm going to say, we need to pass legislation now.
And guess what?
You've just killed parity.
You just killed it.
You just reversed the Supreme Court in the Jerry Falwell Case with Larry Flint.
You just killed parody.
You just killed it.
Right before your eyes, you just killed it.
Well, no, I didn't.
Oh, yes, you did.
Because what you did was, you didn't say, okay, we're going to stop deep fakes where young girls are humiliate.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You said there is a law that it is legal to prohibit speech.
If it depicts someone in a false light.
Now, do we say a sexually false light?
Well, I don't know how you're going to do that.
Or just a false light.
What if I take somebody, and instead of taking some 17-year-old girl, Having sex that never occurred, I have her, I mimic, I have her saying racist things about black people and gay people.
It's not real.
So now you're going to say impersonating somebody?
Well, you're not impersonating.
Well, what do you mean?
So, Rich Little?
No, not Rich Little.
How do you protect, I don't know if Rich Little's even doing this, but how do you even protect Rich Little or...
Do you see how they're all coming out now in favor of Kevin Spacey?
And they're all coming out in favor of Louis C.K.?
He's suffered enough.
You know what that's about, don't you?
Do you see what's happening?
I want to destroy your First Amendment.
It's not going to be somebody who's going to come and somebody from Russia or wherever the, you know, Ukraine.
No!
It's going to be somebody from the United States who says, I want to do the right thing.
And I want to protect people.
Uh-huh.
That's exactly what happens.
This is what Americans just don't get.
They never understand.
When they came up with hate crimes, and now you want to pass legislation.
That can basically get somebody bounced if they dare say something that's, quote, anti-Semitic?
And these right-wingers are going along with it?
Dear God!
Oh!
And you know what, America?
You're going to get exactly what you want.
You're going to get it.
Keep it up!
And you'll say, you know what?
He was right.
Because remember, I get you never by coming against you.
I want to join your force.
I want to join your force.
Let me move into your group.
If there's a group of people who believe in, let's say, reproductive rights, I'm going to move in and I'm going to say, yeah, and the same goes for children.
What?
Yes, children too.
Wait a minute, we didn't bring it up, kids.
Well, I am.
Wait a minute, you're not a part of this.
The next thing you know, I have that story.
Where that group is supporting this.
When I'm the agent provocateur, I'm the false flag, I'm the...
And nobody's going to tell the difference.
Nobody.
Americans are the easiest to fool.
Hit them with something that's real emotional.
Burning the flag.
Have you ever seen any flag burning here?
Every now and then, but after the big flag burning amendment?
Of course not.
But you would have thought that would have been the end of the world.
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So listen, we've had a lot to discuss this morning.
And one of these days, oh my god.
My dream one day is to let you know a couple of things.
If you knew what's going on right now among the world of the music industry, one day you're going to see a blowout.
The music industry, hip-hoppers, whatever, not just them but a lot, regarding trafficking, what is also being done in the world of yachting, and how the entertainment industry has been forever.
Involved with this for two reasons.
Number one, the providing of the services.
But number two, the blackmail.
Remember what Watergate was about.
Remember how people have said for the longest time that what that break-in was about was to retrieve information regarding a call girl service.
Remember the accusations of that?
Remember John Dean and his wife and all these statements?
Remember all of that's going on?
Remember that?
Honeypots, extortion, blackmail are bigger today than ever.
And they are going, it is going on right now.
And nobody's lifting a finger.
But, dare say something quote anti-Semitic, And you're having a foreign country demanding that your Congress deprive you of the ability to speak about a foreign country.
Think about that.
Think about that right now.
Think about it.
It is without peer.
So, ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you for this.
And I want to tell the MTG, Marjorie Taylor, you know what?
I don't care.
Go in and raise hell.
And to Ms. Crockett, oh, it just got even more fascinating.
And my friends, there is a wonderful, wonderful, when I say wonderful, that's a bit of a misnomer because there's nothing really wonderful about it.
It's thorough.
But I want you to be and go to Mrs. L's YouTube channel at Lynn's Warriors and subscribe immediately.
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Because she also has a very, very important piece about this poor little boy, 10 years old, who committed suicide and how we're just becoming rather calloused to it.
Have you noticed that?
It's like, oh, another suicide.
Oh, okay.
But say something anti-Semitic, then we've got congressional Oversight committees and this and that, but the rising suicide rate among children?
Nobody cares about that.
Why?
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