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May 15, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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No One Could Have Ever Imagined Trump's New York Case This Hilariously Pathetic
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Good evening, dear friends.
Good evening and welcome and thank you for being a part of this thing of ours.
This is our 8 p.m. version of this thing of ours.
I normally do it at 7, but this eve, I had to pick my beloved up who spent the entire day In the state capital of Albany, trying to make a difference in dealing with a number of these folks, these legislators and the like.
That's another story.
So while everybody is talking and tweeting, she's up there, she's taking a 7 o 'clock train, comes back, just got back, rain, the whole bit.
It's a dark and dank and miserable world.
And I'm so proud of her.
She puts the rubber to the road and actually meets people.
And by virtue of her own eloquence, she's able to teach a lot of people, frankly, some of them younger folks, who are, dare I say, not as glib and not as loquacious and not as, well, not as focused on speaking accordingly.
So anyway, that's where we were.
We've got a tremendous show for you tonight.
Tonight, the subject matter is no one could...
Have ever imagined Trump's New York case this hilariously pathetic?
We will talk about that and how the various folks are talking about how the case could go, and I'll give you what I think about that.
And also, I hope you are subscribed to this channel, which is very, very critical, because I put up a video of our own Boeotian mayor.
Who said something that was so stupid today, I thought this was a joke.
I thought somebody, this is the Babylon Bee or something.
Nobody could be this stupid, but oh yes!
Oh yes, he is that stupid.
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All right, my friends.
Let us start with this.
We have a cretin for a mayor, a Boeotian, a Dimwit, a Dullard, the Laughingstock, a Moron, a Jadrool.
An absolute maroon.
He is the most...
Just look at him, listen to him, watch him, and you realize, dear God.
Seriously.
Dear God.
And today...
He was giving a speech and he was wondering about how, what would be the best way to handle some of these illegals.
He called them immigrants.
They're called illegal aliens.
And he had a most novel idea.
And I don't know if you heard this.
I don't know if you were a part of this.
I hope you caught my original, my earlier video.
But this is the most god-awful stupid thing I have ever heard.
I mean, this is so stupid.
He should be just immediately relieved of his duties just for saying this.
Okay?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Listen to this, my friend, and you shall hear.
Get ready, and please, if you are...
Drinking anything hot, any hot beverages, do not.
Make sure you swallow this stuff first, because when you hear this, you're going to expel.
You're going to wax emetic.
Here he is, the mayor of New York City, the dishonorable, intellectually dubious Mr. Eric Adams.
Ready?
Those jobs that we are in high demand, we could expedite.
How do we have a large body of people that are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers and at the same time we need lifeguards?
And the only obstacle is that we won't give them the right to work to become a lifeguard.
Can you believe?
Now, he's the Jadrool.
The one on your left, she's kind of looking like, what the hell?
But check out the one next to him, to his left and our right, and watch her nod her head as he spews this gibberish.
Listen to that.
Watch.
Watch her face.
And at the same time, we need lifeguards.
And the only obstacle is that we won't give them the right to become a lifeguard.
Can you...
Believe this.
Now, I guess he figures, well, they're good swimmers because what?
They're wetbacks?
Now, before I say that, this is the only connection I'm saying because they swim and the word wetback, this terrible pejorative, which, by the way, was the title of Operation Wetback in 1954.
This is what this moron said.
Can you believe that?
I mean, you think to yourself, this guy's kidding, right?
He's kidding.
Swimmers.
They're good swimmers?
He said this?
Yep.
And nobody stopped him?
Nope.
Nobody?
Nope.
Nobody stopped him.
And everybody's so worried about, oh, you can't say this.
And you can't say that.
And you gotta be careful.
And you can't do anything to hurt anybody's feelings.
This moron actually said that.
I am shocked.
Let me just tell you right now.
I am 100% shocked.
Shocked like you cannot believe.
That nobody along the way, that somebody would have not said to him, you know, listen, you might not, you might, you might not want to do, you might, you might not, you might not want to say that one, Eric.
But that's what you get.
That's what you get when you have a city like New York City, with 8 million, 8 million, 8 million people, 8 million, and these are people who, for whatever reason, Eight million of them.
Nobody shows up to vote.
Nobody cares.
And we get this moron who is a moron.
And all I tell people is, don't take my word for it.
Listen to him.
He is a moron.
And there are very few people that we say, well, this one might be corrupt.
Anyway, enough of that.
I could not run to the machine fast enough to play that one for you.
I don't even know what to say.
I don't even know what to say.
Now, my friends, let me see if I can bring you up to speed regarding what is happening as to our great president, the one and the only, the inimitable and the ineffable, as I eruptate Donald Trump.
Now, Why is this important?
Well, let me tell you a couple of things here.
First, I know people are trying their best to speak.
Have you noticed this?
Lawrence O'Donnell was actually out there in front of the courthouse, and I looked on my machine, on my iPad, they called it the iPad, and lo and behold, you know who else was there?
Laura Ingram.
We got Laura Ingram out there.
I'm thinking, whoa!
You know, that's...
By the way, that is my YouTube video, which I hope you watch.
Laura Ingram.
You know, hair and makeup, today's not the best way.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Normally, these folks are very particular about the way they look, and they got hair and makeup, and they got the lights, and they got the whole bit, and they're out there, and they're sweaty out there in downtown Manhattan.
Anyway, what did she say?
Really nothing, but it was good.
It was good.
Jonathan Turley, Jonathan Turley has really, really done exceedingly well in the past.
Couple of years, I guess.
He has really, really done terrific.
The best coverage, I think, is Andy McCarthy.
He gives you lawyer talk.
Lawyer talk, which is wonderful.
He gives you lawyer talk.
And I want to hear lawyer talk.
I don't want to hear this other kind of nonsense.
And the thing which is the most important...
And let me see if I can bring this up to speed.
I'm going to take everybody's commentary.
I'm going to roll it into one and tell you, here is the rules, and let's see if it works.
The state, not Alvin Bragg, Alvin Bragg is not in charge of anything.
Okay?
Alvin Bragg...
They have these wonderful, wonderful West Tampa phrases.
One of them is, when you want to say nothing, you say, ni cojone, which means nothing.
And when somebody says, what do I have?
What has he got?
When you want to say nothing, what do I have?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nada.
Ni cojone.
Mi pinga.
This is West Tampa.
This will give you an idea.
So what does Alvin Bragg have?
Me binga!
Because he's not running the show.
It's Colangelo.
Alvin Bragg is there.
Alvin, step out of the way.
Thank you.
Yeah, but I'm the DA.
Get the help.
Move out of the way.
I'm from the Department of Justice.
You're not.
Now, Alvin worked with the Southern District of New York, and that's a big deal.
It's very prestigious and the like.
This guy Colangelo says, look, I'm from the Department of Justice.
I was number three.
I'm here.
I'm the big guns.
I'm going to take care of this.
You got that?
You got that, Mershon?
I'm Calangelo.
You got it?
You got it?
Isn't there a bakery or something named Calangelo?
I don't know.
What are we...
Calandra's.
Calandra's.
Okay.
I knew it sounded familiar.
Calandra's, by the way, on Bloomfield Avenue, right across from...
Grover Cleveland's birthplace.
Just want to let you know.
All right.
Now, so understand something.
Alvin Bragg is like, okay, he's walking in.
He's doing a Tish James kind of like, well, I mean, Tish James kind of ran the show, but Alvin is, he's just there and he's, how's everything going?
Can I get you a bit of coffee?
Alvin, get out of here.
It's my thing.
I'm Colangelo.
I'm from the DOJ.
I'm from the Department of Justice.
I'm better than you.
Do you understand that?
I'm better than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm from Washington.
They sent me down for this.
And also, he's telling Mershon, you got that too?
I'm not the usual ADAs you got in here, okay?
You got that?
I'm number three.
You got that?
Okay.
So what happened was...
And what amounts to brilliant, they're bringing in everybody, including the Speaker of the House.
Boy, he owes, owes or owns, I don't know, Mike Johnson.
The Speaker of the House shows up at a criminal trial for a guy.
He's making, they're making deals.
And Mike Johnson says, I know who's going to win.
You got Vivek Ramaswamy who doesn't do anything.
Anything for me.
Vivek, excuse me, Ramaswami is not, does nothing for me.
Phony as the day is long.
Fast-talking, yammering, phony.
He's a phony baloney.
I don't trust him.
I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
He's just there.
He's just there for the...
The guy's almost a billionaire.
Why does he care about this?
He's just pretending.
By the way, they all wore the same suit.
A blue suit.
I think they went to, like, men's warehouse, somebody said, and a red tie.
And that was it.
Okay for it.
But that is something there.
You got J.D. Vance.
You got the Speaker of the House.
You got Vivek.
Vivek.
You got other people.
Possible Veep nominees.
Huh?
Huh?
You know who really should show up in a weird way?
Bobby Kennedy.
Really screwed things up.
I was like, what the hell is he doing here?
I don't know what the hell.
Is he forward?
Bobby Kennedy?
It's a dog of a game.
So that's really something.
Trump is acting like he doesn't even know what to say.
You know there's a gag order.
I know there's a gag order.
You know you can't say anything and say, okay, I understand.
Okay, good.
The drug sucks!
You suck!
What?
There's a gag order.
I know.
No, Mr. President, there's a gag order.
Just, okay, okay, I got it.
Thank you.
Okay, good.
You suck!
He doesn't, he was, he said, please, please, lock me up.
Do you hear me?
You hear me?
I wish he, I wish he'd given, like, grab, like, you know, lock this up.
Right here.
Lock this up.
You don't have the balls to lock me up.
I swear to you.
I swear.
Just imagine.
Close your eyes.
Okay?
And imagine if Trump turns around and says, listen to me, Mershon.
You don't have the balls.
You're a pussy if you don't do that.
You don't have the guts.
You and that weird daughter of yours, you hear me?
You don't have the guts to do that.
Go ahead.
Do it.
I could go up another 10 points, you idiot.
Wouldn't that be...
Ladies and gentlemen, Stephen Resource says, is this Trump's humiliation ritual rite to passage?
I don't know humiliation on whose part, though, Steve Marino, and thank you for this.
I don't know whose part we're talking about.
Wouldn't you love this?
Wouldn't you love this?
It reminds me of...
Al Pacino has sent a book, but oh, we haven't started yet.
You see, I've been around, see?
I know, I feel like I'm going to flamethrower!
Wouldn't you just love that?
Come on, Juani, Juancito.
Right here.
Come on, here, here, here.
Take me, take it.
Calgon, take me away.
And remember, If ever you're arrested, never hide it.
Do not hide the cuffs.
Do not hide none of that.
You walk in like this.
Look at this.
Look.
Look.
Look at this.
Look at this.
These hands shook the hands of Kim Jong-un, every head of state.
These hands, these hands crafted.
And led this country into financial prosperity.
And look what they're doing to me now.
Look what these rat bastards are doing to me now.
Look what they're doing.
Oh my God.
And meanwhile, do you know how bad Joe Biden is right now?
He doesn't know.
He's gone.
It is so funny.
I was listening today to...
Oh, this is so good.
Breaking Points.
That is such a good show.
Such a good show.
Poor Brianna and Robbie.
Robbie is such a wimp.
They're funny.
They're great.
They're spirited.
And they're just...
What's his name?
I forget what his name is.
This feller from CNN.
He is going through the roof.
Every...
Non-white numbers.
Every demographic.
There's only one key state that Biden is winning.
What is it, Michigan?
I think by one point.
That's it.
Johnny Madness says, I watched your short podcast this afternoon.
Eric should be given the opportunity to star in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in Part 2, if it's ever made.
Oh!
What a jadrool!
And I tell people, listen to him!
Listen to them.
There's something about people who can't pronounce words.
I'm funny about that.
It's one thing when you can't pronounce words.
Not say things with an accent.
I'm saying say the wrong word.
That's simple.
There's no excuse for that.
You can say things like, you know, hey, I'm Paula Deen.
Hey, y 'all.
Well, that's an accent.
If you say United State of America and Attorney General, that's not a word.
That's not a word.
And let me tell you something while we're at it, and I've not heard the mayor say this word, but this one kills me.
Axe.
Ask not what your country can do for you.
And by the way, that's big here in New York.
Everybody says it.
Uptown, it's...
And by the way, it's black and white.
It's urban.
It's whatever it is.
It is everywhere.
And it drives me crazy.
Supposedly is another one.
Oh, I hear these things.
I just...
I spend time, if I find out I'm using a word, I'm using it incorrectly or seeing it incorrectly.
It drives me crazy.
I won't be able to sleep.
And these people don't even care about this.
They don't even care.
By the way, the best of the best of the best, the best of the best of the best, historically, is...
Dalton, Illinois.
Tiffany Henyard.
Number one.
Hands down.
Haven't heard from old Tiff?
Haven't heard from...
Well, I heard from Fanny.
Give me Fanny.
Nobody's really...
You know, Fanny's just corrupt.
Fanny's not stupid.
You know who else?
By the way, I gotta tell you something.
Can we do a list right now?
People who do nothing for me.
Ready?
Number one.
Do nothing for me.
Tulsi Gabbard.
Nothing.
Nothing.
I don't know about anybody who doesn't need to...
You know who's been very quiet lately?
Matt Gaetz.
What's that?
What's going on with that?
Matt Gaetz makes some good points, but he's as creepy and as smarmy and as slippery and he is...
Who are the ones who absolutely do nothing to you?
Who?
Think about this.
Think of this.
Who are the people that just, they're the biggest nothings.
And when Tulsi Gabbard goes on for the love of God, she goes on the view.
What are you doing?
What are you going on The View for?
Why don't you go on Georgia Championship, you know, wrestling or something?
I mean, that would make more sense.
No, no.
None of these people that I've seen, and maybe I don't know.
I'll tell you who I like.
If I had to pick somebody, I like old Rand Paul.
He makes sense.
At least I can say, well, okay.
Okay.
The one I like, I like what she says.
And the more they hate her, the more I love her.
Is Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Mix it up.
Short of that, who?
Who?
I don't know what they do.
John Kennedy, what does he say?
What is he doing?
I don't understand.
I swear to you.
I want somebody who makes a difference, who doesn't just sit around and just have hearings all day.
How about Jim Jordan, Ted Cruz, the usual suspects, and I am so sick.
I want people to say, excuse me, say the Pledge of Allegiance.
I pledge allegiance to this flag of what?
Of what?
Of the United States?
Of what?
Of what?
Of the United States, right?
The United States.
You work for the United States.
Not Israel, not Ukraine, not the military-industrial complex.
You work for the United States, right?
I am so sick and tired of this.
If you like another country so bad, Israel, Ukraine, we used to have in the old days, we cared about Afghanistan, to an extent.
It was a waste of time.
Go there.
Go there.
I am so...
I would run my country.
I would say, isolationist?
You're goddamn right I'm an isolationist.
No more of this.
I got a big problem here.
I got a big problem.
You should see all over New York, all of Manhattan, you have these remote...
These tag readers.
We're going to have in June, coming up, we have this wonderful thing called the congestion tax price.
So we don't even understand.
You come into the city, you've got to pay a tax.
If you turn the corner and you drive, you've got to pay it.
We don't even know.
A toll.
We're not even sure where the hell it is.
And people are taking and they're scratching off numbers of their tags.
You've seen this one?
They're scratching off the numbers in their...
They're covering the tag up, and they're doing all this stuff.
I don't know about you, but here in New York, they have paper tags everywhere.
Paper!
Paper tags!
Paper!
They just have numbers.
Numbers!
You could put a foreign...
The British tags are this long.
Anyway, I've got to do this.
Instead of my mayor, he's talking about he wants to hire A bunch of Mexicans to be lifeguards.
Because they're great swimmers.
So he's heard.
Can you believe that?
That's it.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
This man is a cretin.
And I hate cretins.
I can't stand cretinism.
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All right, dear friends.
All right, dear friends.
So in any event, going back to what I was going to say before, and I think I interrupted myself.
There are three things that the prosecution must prove anent and regarding that of President Donald Trump.
Number one, the state, by virtue of either, I'm not sure who, but the state, via Alvin Bragg or Mr. Colangelo, must prove that the business...
records of Donald Trump and the Trump Organization were false, number one.
Number two, that President Donald Trump had fraudulent indignity.
And three, that the fraudulent intent included concealing a campaign expenditure.
And it may get even more complicated where...
There was a conspiracy to violate a state campaign law, even though there is no state campaign law.
Do you hear what's going on?
Do you hear what I'm saying?
This is it.
And nobody, but nobody can explain.
Not John Yoo, not Johnny Turley, not Andy McCarthy.
Not, what's her name, you know, Laura Ingraham?
I mean, they could talk about it.
They could pretend they talk about it.
They could say this is wrong, this is bullshit, this is horrible.
But here's the bottom line.
If for some reason, if for some reason that jury says, well, we think there's enough evidence of this, that's it.
That is it.
You hear what I'm saying?
It's it.
That's all I got to tell you.
If that jury said, sounds good to me.
What was that?
Sounds good to me.
Sounds good to you.
Excuse me.
Laura Ingram said, well, I don't give a damn what Laura Ingram said.
Well, John Yu said, I don't give a damn who John Yu is.
I don't care what he said or anybody else.
We think we were there and we think we proved this.
Well, you're proving it because you're a bunch of corrupt.
Okay, maybe so.
Maybe so.
But so what?
You don't understand.
The judge's daughter is a Democratic operative.
I don't care.
And she's doing that.
And this is all phony.
It says, fixed.
I don't know anything about that.
I'm a juror.
I was sitting here.
And I'm telling you, I'm telling you that what we have here is very, very simply this, this, this, and this.
You got it?
Do I make myself Clear.
Thank you, Lizzie Solak.
We need 9,000 likes.
9,000.
Oh, I know what you're saying.
That's too much.
Too much for you, maybe, but not too much for me.
So just remember something.
Either way.
And here's the best part.
I don't think Trump cares one way or another.
Just get this thing over with.
You want to put me in jail?
Put me in jail.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Secret Service has a few things to tell you.
You want to keep him from, I mean, if they honestly put him in jail, or try to put him in jail, so that he cannot campaign, the numbers are going to be even higher.
I mean, these bastards don't get it.
They don't get it.
And all of your friends, all of your friends, Remember, all the friends who shut you down and shut you up and shut you...
Oh my God.
These rap, I cannot wait.
You have no idea.
We've been waiting a long time, my friend.
We were there four years ago.
We saw what they did to our president.
We saw what happened.
We saw what happened.
Remember that?
And this has been the longest horror show.
What is the one event?
If I said to you, give me one, give me, give me, give me, give me one event.
The one main event.
The event of events.
Give me the one event.
The worst thing ever.
Give me the worst event, the worst thing that Joe Biden ever did.
The one thing.
What was it?
What was the thing that he did?
The one...
And maybe if it's not him, but maybe sort of.
Norma says, for the longest years ever.
Absolutely.
Gwig says, illegal immigration.
Dr. Murph says, sniffing.
Sniffing hair.
I guess that would be open borders.
Leaving the border open and inviting illegals.
Open borders, number one.
But, you know, we can teach them how to swim because they're the lifeguards.
That's what our friend said.
That's what the mayor of New York said.
You heard him.
You heard me.
No, no, no, no.
Listen, he makes a lot of sense.
He makes a lot of sense.
Listen to this.
Remember this plan that states those jobs that we are in high demand.
By the way, can you see the confused look on his face?
Just to look like, not deer in the headlights, just like, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
Why am I even here?
What am I doing?
We could expedite.
Yes.
How do we have a large body of people that are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers?
And at the same time, we need lifeguards.
And do you know, I'm sorry, maybe I'm just perseverating on this.
Do you know that they probably told me, probably said, I don't even know what the hell, what's wrong with that?
You can't say that about Mexicans because they're swimmers.
Well, they are good swimmers.
No, they're not swimmers.
You're not swimming.
The Rio Grande is, oh my God.
Johnny Matt says, where is Eric's diversified workforce?
Well, I don't know about that.
I don't know.
Can you imagine, just imagine the quality?
If this is the pinnacle.
You know, we had a guy, this man, his name was Bloomberg, billionaire.
And he had this open, he had this open, like a pit.
His office was in the middle.
He didn't even have his own office.
And he saw everybody around him.
All his people were around him.
He was the most incredible thing.
One of the hardest workers, innovative like you can't believe.
Rudy Giuliani, incredible.
Then there was de Blasio.
De Blasio used to spend every day sleeping.
He'd get to work.
He'd get up in the morning.
This is a true story.
De Blasio, this is his predecessor.
We'd get up and go to this Brooklyn place to have a donut and something.
He would go to this old YMCA.
And they had all kinds of gym equipment and stuff at Gracie Mansion or places he could go.
He didn't want to do that.
He wanted to go from Gracie Mansion all the way to Brooklyn with this contingent of people.
And all of them were sworn because he was a big pothead, a weedhead, a big stoner.
He and that wife of his.
By the way, they're kind of like a part.
She used to be a lesbian, and then she changed her mind.
She's not a lesbian anymore.
She changed her mind.
I used to be Swedish.
That changed my mind.
Anyway, he used to go every day.
It's a true story.
Have a donut or something.
Workout, cold workout.
They come in.
He'd take a nap.
He didn't do anything.
And he was so bad, he never went to openings and stuff.
He never went to...
The theater, he never went to restaurants, he never went to anything.
He had nothing to do with New York.
Nothing.
Now, Eric would sometimes go to rails and various places with, you know, people like Bo Deedle and others who would just suck him in because they wanted their best to own the mayor so that they could make him feel like he's cool, like he's wanted.
They took him to the Met Gala.
Remember, he wore that fancy...
He is so over his head.
He wants to be cool.
He wants to be the mayor.
He doesn't want to run anything.
He wants to go to Rome and meet the Pope.
He wants to go, hey, look at me!
Let me see your wonderful subway system.
He doesn't give a shit about this.
Hell, he didn't even live in New York.
He lived in Fort Lee.
Nobody knows.
He is the biggest...
Joke!
But, the big shot, the money folks here in New York, the big shot, the Wall Streeters, the developers, the real estate people, oh, they saw this Jadruel coming a mile away.
Hey, be our friend!
We'll have a, you know what we'll do?
We'll throw a fundraiser for you in the Hamptons.
Yeah!
Yeah, we want to be your friend.
Yeah!
All of these Wall Street billionaire hedge funders.
They really like you.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's not because you're...
No, no.
They would want to talk to you anyway because you're so scintillated and you're so possessed with such panache and pizzazz.
You're a veritable...
Granted, you might be a pangendrum, a bit of a boulevardier, but still.
Oh, no.
We really like you.
You can be cool like us.
Yes.
And don't worry, Eric.
I know what you're thinking.
Once you're out of office, we're still going to be close to you.
We're still going to like you.
Because you're a cool guy.
And we see something special in you.
Such...
You have no idea the level of...
I don't know if it's the city.
Maybe it is.
But the number of people who want to...
To the day they had some kind of thing.
I don't know what it was.
Somebody goes, hey!
Tulsi Gabbard is going to be...
You want to meet Tulsi Gabbard?
No!
What is the matter with you?
There are people who say, I got a picture with Tulsi Gabbard.
Who gives a shit?
What is this?
What does this mean?
I don't know.
I don't understand.
I don't think they're Republican.
You know who we're not hearing from anymore?
Carrie Lake.
Remember that one?
Oh, Jesus.
Remember Carrie Lake?
Every five minutes.
I know!
They stole your election.
Remember her story?
They told me, how much will it cost for you to...
George Santos?
What's that all about?
What's that all about?
Who's running the show here?
I know people who think he's great, who think he's terrific for reasons.
I don't know, because he's on TV, I guess?
We're doomed.
So we've got this nincompoop, brain-dead president.
We have the best president of my lifetime who was on jail.
Rudy Giuliani, by the way, the greatest mayor.
Oh, dear God.
Rudy Giuliani was so good.
It sounded funny.
And he's being told that he can't talk about the fact that they stole the election.
This thing is so goddamn fixed, it's not even funny.
You know it and I know it, don't you?
Seriously, don't you?
Can you explain something to me?
Can you explain something to me?
Would you explain to me what is the big deal about Aaron Rodgers?
Can somebody help me with this?
Can somebody...
Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin was the first one who was so...
Sarah Palin and Lauren Boebert remind me kind of...
You understand this?
Look at Lizzie Solak.
Okay, let's try for a more realistic number of 500, okay?
It's 500.
Is that too much to ask?
9,000, it was a joke.
How about 500, okay?
It is...
The people who are really good at this?
Rudy Giuliani.
I'll take Rudy Giuliani.
Well, you know, he drinks a lot.
I'll take it.
Remember what Lincoln said about U.S. grant?
He said, you know, he's drunk.
He says, well, find out whatever he drinks and make sure all my generals have a case of it.
Rudy Giuliani was the best mayor you've ever seen in your life.
I mean, everything he did, he was so hands-on, it wasn't even funny.
He loved being mayor.
He loved it.
He had this truck, you know, like a command center.
And whenever anything happened, there's a light, traffic lights out, a pothole, you know, I don't know.
Sewer problem.
Garbage.
He would show up, say, give me the...
What is this?
What is this?
The garbage?
Sanitation.
Give me a sanitation jacket.
Hurry!
He puts his sanitation jacket on.
I'm the sanitation department.
He got the hat on.
Mayor Rudy Giuliani.
Sanitation.
What else we got?
We got a parking...
Traffic light.
Give me the parking.
Give me the parking jacket.
Hurry!
And the hat.
Rudy Giuliani, parking, traffic control.
What do we have now?
Well, there's a riot at the Rikers.
Let's go!
Corrections!
New York, by the way, New York's finest is, of course, the police, right?
New York's bravest is the fire department.
New York's, and here's what most people don't know.
New York's strongest is sanitation.
New York's boldest is corrections.
And New York's proudest, I think proudest, is TLC, Taxi and Limousine Commission.
I think so.
They had the best garbage man sanitation.
This guy, his specialty, Times Square.
So help me God.
100 pounds of crap strewn about and in an hour it's gone.
He was the greatest thing ever.
I think I got rid of him for some reason.
I'll never understand why.
He lived, loved garbage.
Loved it.
Sanitation, transportation, subways.
You know what this city does?
Subways, buses, trains.
Have you ever seen Grand Central?
I'm picking up Mrs. L from the Moynihan sentences where they have Amtrak is there and Long Island Railroad and buses.
The Moynihan station is beautiful.
It's on 8th Avenue across from the garden.
Madison Square Garden is right there.
This is like a hub you can't believe.
Every single night.
Then we got the bridges and we got the tunnels and we got everything.
It's this movement like you cannot believe.
Every single day.
And we need competent people who live, who love to be administrators, and not this idiot who wants to hire Mexicans, illegals, as lifeguards.
Because we have a lifeguard.
How many lifeguards are we?
What are you?
I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Because this is so stupid.
And nobody will stop him.
And nobody will say, you're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
How about this?
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Vote for me.
I'm not an idiot.
I'm not a fool.
I'm not an idiot.
I'm not a...
Well, whatever it is, I'm not stupid.
And I'm not corrupt.
That's it.
And I'll try my best.
I'll try to learn this stuff.
I'm a pretty quick study.
That's what I want to do.
I want to come out and I want to spend my entire time, I'm going to say, listen folks, understand something.
I'm here, I'm your representative.
They're not going to appoint me to shit.
I'm not going to get any committee.
They're going to hate my guts.
But I'm going to stand out here and I'm going to show you stuff.
Like Mrs. Dell was telling me, she says, she's in Albany.
And what do they do?
They send clerks.
They send legislative assistants.
People with green hair and they don't make eye contact?
What is this?
I'd love to walk around and show you Congress and say, look, look at this.
You see anything here?
Where are these people?
What do these people do for you?
What do these people do for you?
Seriously, have you ever needed a congressman?
Have you ever needed a...
You have no idea.
I told you when I was right out of college, I was a district aide for a U.S. senator.
I got more stuff done for people like you cannot believe.
I swear to God, I didn't know it.
I was 21. 21 years old, just graduated.
There I was.
I didn't know.
I thought, this is pretty easy to do.
I like to help people.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
There used to be people, you know, Al D 'Amato, they call him Senator Pothole.
Oh, he'd get stuff done for you.
You remember that.
Chuck Schumer is great if you're a supporter.
He will call you back.
Chuck Schumer is such a waste of time.
It's not even funny.
There's no honor among these people.
There's no honor.
And what I'm seeing right now, What I'm hearing, did you hear Lindsey Graham say that Israel should nuke Gaza?
Did you hear this stuff?
I don't know what, I don't know where these people, where are they?
You know, Candace Owens, I haven't seen much from Candace.
I hope they don't derail her.
These people just go away.
I wasn't a huge Candace fan until now.
Now she told that old Ben Shapiro where he gets up.
What a bunch of sniveling cowards.
Those rat bastards were.
Can you believe this?
Yeah, we're going to have a debate.
Meanwhile, they're calling lawyers to have a gag order issued.
These people make me sick.
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You know who doesn't make me sick?
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Remember old Mike?
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My friends, isn't it great?
Let me just ask you this.
Isn't it great?
Do you feel that we're winning again?
Do you feel that we're winning again?
Do you feel like we're going to do it this time?
Do you feel like we're winning?
You better tell me yes.
You better tell me yes.
I feel like we're going to do it.
And I think I told you, please watch his breaking points.
Fantastic.
With Crystal and Sager.
They were going through wonderful...
And they're not Trump fans, and they're not...
They just like to tell you this is the way it is.
And they spend enough time.
And they speak in the vernacular, I think, that younger folks...
And I appreciate this.
It's a new form of news, in essence.
It's very refreshing, very good.
And if it gets younger people involved, all the better.
All the better.
And let me tell you something, there is a very, very serious force.
And there are people, by the way, young people, who are feeling extremely...
Let me ask you, have you noticed, do you have your members of your family, your youngsters, your kids, your friends, those individuals in your family, do you notice that they have any serious thoughts or comments or ideas or opinions regarding what's going on in Israel and in Gaza?
Do you notice that?
Do you notice how this is happening?
There's a very serious contingent, my friend, and you can ignore them at your own peril.
What you're being made is you're being made, or they're suggesting that this is just some ridiculous constituency.
Piers Morgan did one of the best interviews, if he's allowed to, to a doctor who is explaining what he is seeing in Gaza, and it is just, it is so horrific.
It is horrific beyond any expatiation or explication.
And Americans don't give a goddamn thing about it.
Nor does our politicians, Lindsey Graham, does it.
It's disgusting, what I'm saying.
Look, do me a favor.
I don't care.
If you believe in it, that's fine.
But don't believe something because you're paid off.
We are, this Congress, in particular, is bought and sold by, name the constituency, Israel, Big Tech, oh, Big Tech, probably bigger than anything.
Big Tech, Mark Zuckerberg paid them all off to get rid of TikTok, so he could steal your information.
Military, industrial complex, Big Defense, Big Pharma, Big Agra.
For years, Big Agra fought and fought and fought against GMO labeling.
They had them all bought.
This is the biggest bunch of crooks anybody's ever seen.
The whole lot of them.
I despise them.
But here's the way it works.
If social media and digital platforms are allowed to proliferate, as I believe they will, you're going to see people come back that change everything.
God bless Candace Owens.
God bless Alex Jones.
God bless Tucker.
God bless anybody.
Have you seen that Poole feller?
The guy with the hat?
He wears that wool cap.
That watch cap.
Have you seen him?
Tim Poole.
He's another fast talker.
Get him and Destiny and Candace and Ben.
Put them all together.
And you won't know what the hell they're talking about.
Have you seen him?
Have you seen that one?
I'm telling you.
There's a lot of good folks out there.
And I'm liking it.
And I'm liking what I'm seeing.
And I like what they're doing with The Rising.
Even though Robbie is boring.
And I love what they're doing with...
Just name it.
I love it.
And I love hearing a lot of folks.
Benny Johnson.
Who are some of you like?
Sam Hyde?
Let me tell you something.
This is good.
Tim Pool.
Anybody?
Anybody new?
Anybody that can crush?
And that other rat bastard, that lying sack of shite, Fredo Cuomo.
I'll still never forget the fake weights.
That's the one that, to me, it's like you...
One time I saw somebody...
John Voight.
Where is John Voight?
Excellent.
I saw somebody who was at the store checking out and they had this muscular distribution.
This was years ago.
They had this little cardboard thing and the bill came and they actually had coins in those days because nobody uses coins.
And the woman didn't have enough coins and she looks she looks At the Jerry Lewis card where you can put a quarter for Jerry's kids or whatever it was.
And I looked at her.
I didn't know who she was.
I'm not confrontational.
And I said, don't you even think about it.
I'll give you money.
Whatever, 30 cents.
Don't.
I know what you're thinking.
Anybody who steals from Jerry's kids, it's theft.
It's just 25 cents.
It's even worse.
It's Jerry's kids, you stole money from a cardboard thing.
She didn't, because I think I stopped her.
Anybody who all of a sudden, grown man says, look at me, I'm working out.
Look, I'm working out.
You like my muscles?
Look, they're natural.
I'm working out.
What about the news?
Throw the news.
Look at this.
I'm sexy, right?
Am I sexy?
Look, I'm doing chin-ups.
Look, look, here's a weight.
Here's 100 pounds, and I'm typing.
I'm on the phone, a hundred pounds.
A hundred.
People have a hard enough time doing a hundred pounds dumbbell, a bench press, and you're doing it reverse.
That's the equivalent of taking a quarter from a set.
You, how dare you?
How dare you?
That's all.
That's all.
That's it, my friends.
That is it.
That is it.
There's a lot of good people out there, a lot of good folks, and I appreciate them immensely.
Immensely.
And I just want you to do this as well.
All right, dear friends.
Listen, you have a great and glorious day.
Thank you so, so very much.
By the way, follow Mrs. L at LinzWarriors.
LinzWarriors.
LinzWarriors.
By the way, we watched...
Anybody catch, by any chance, the particular piece on...
Kevin Spacey.
Did you watch that?
On Discovery ID?
That's a very weird one.
It's a very strange one.
Very odd.
Very odd one.
I don't think people should be grabbing genitals of others.
Just saying.
I'm old-fashioned.
Call me wacky.
I don't think people should be grabbing the genitals of complete strangers.
Call me old-fashioned.
However.
However.
And there's a however here.
However.
When.
Some people still go back to work with somebody and communicate with the person grabbing your genitals.
I think that affects credibility.
What do you say about that?
You know what?
We'll pick it up next time.
Listen, thank you so much for being a part of us.
Thank you so, so very much.
Lizzie Solak, you were terrific tonight.
Thank you so much.
Seriously.
We're going to win, my friends.
We're going to win.
Take everything into consideration.
We're going to win.
I'm telling you, I feel it.
I feel it.
And the numbers bear it out.
It's not just me feeling good about it.
All right?
You understand what I'm saying?
You got what I'm saying?
Good.
All right, dear folks.
Have a great and a glorious day.
God bless you.
For everything, don't forget to follow Mrs. L at LensWarriors.
Sign up right now to her YouTube channel, LensWarriors.
And until tomorrow morning at 8 o 'clock, my friends, I say to you, I leave you with these words I always do.
My valedictory, my idios, my sayonara, my denouement, my see you later.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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