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May 14, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Trump Trial Update: Convicted Rodent Felon and Perjurer Michael Cohen Testifies Against Trump
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Dear friend, welcome.
Welcome to this, the Monday evening version of this thing of ours.
A hearty hello and a hi-ho silver to you and yours as we go through.
So much of what you need to know today, not out of some kind of sycophantic bootlicker trumper, some MAGA head.
No, no, no, no.
But reality.
And this reality is pretty doggone good.
Do you hear me?
Pretty doggone good.
Now let's do a couple of things here, my friends, very, very quickly.
So that we understand what is happening.
First, before we begin, as we always begin, the benediction.
It is now 176 days until the election.
176 days until the election.
That should just...
Cause your skin to crawl, much like the same way it should crawl when you see that rat bastard Michael Cullen.
Waste our time with this serial mendacity, but I digress.
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I'm here to tell you the truth.
It's that simple.
We're going to be talking about that rat bastard Michael Cohen.
Michael Cohen.
We're going to be talking about that.
And also, the other news, because this is really good news.
Trump is doing great, and they are scared out of their minds.
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Okay, dear friends, thank you so much, and welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all.
By the way, Smiling Sue says, I love little baby ducks and pickup trucks.
I think you're waxing in intonation and hearkening to and channeling Sir Tom T. Hall.
And thank you for that.
And Madam Stamp says, your earlier show was so passionate.
Great work, Lionel.
You ask.
But will they let him win?
They will stop at nothing.
A sobering thought indeed.
Thank you.
And by the way, it is passion that is based on...
More than this, more than that, Madam Stamp, it's passion based on fact.
Because sometimes, and I've told you this in the past, sometimes people do not like what I have to say because they think that somehow I am being negative.
Because the question that I ask today, and that you're so very, very correct in bringing this up, is that let's assume that Trump were to win.
Will they let him take office?
Will they steal the election again legally?
By virtue of the rules.
Think about this.
Everything that was done, everything, with such fear.
It was so bad that WABC even told Rudy Giuliani, don't mention the election being stolen.
Without mentioning who?
You didn't mention Dominion or Craftmatic or any particular company that is...
That is involved.
Imagine somebody telling him, don't say it.
Don't be an election denier.
Alvin Bragg is an election denier.
He's an election denier.
But before we begin, let me explain to you something which is really, really, really critical.
This happened over the weekend, and it's worth hearing you again.
Let me break this thing down, because...
What we're seeing here is we're seeing the CNN folks, we're seeing the usual suspects, allowed to come forward and speak the truth to prime the pump, to get you ready for a changing of the guard.
When CNN all of a sudden comes forward, when those rat bastards like Fredo Cuomo all of a sudden say, you know, I think maybe this vaccine stuff might be...
Do you see what's happening?
It's an unraveling.
And they're hoping to God that you don't remember.
They're hoping to God that you hold them not accountable.
Because these rat bastards don't understand that their ship is sinking.
It's over.
But Fareed Zakaria...
This is a guy who's a very smart man, but he is a globalist of the first stripe.
This is a guy who was one of the Kissinger boys.
And don't kid yourself about Henry Kissinger.
Henry Kissinger was as dangerous as the rest.
But listen to what old Farid had to say.
Check this baby out.
Listen to these words.
Let me see if I can bring up Farid.
Where is Farid?
Hang on a minute.
There we go.
There he is.
Look at that.
Kind of scary, but in any event, listen to these words.
I have to admit, none of this is playing out as I thought it would.
Trump is now leading in almost all the swing states, but behind those numbers lie even more troubling details.
Five out of the six swing states.
Five out of the six swing states.
This is killing him.
I've seen hostage videos more warm than this.
This is killing him.
I love it.
I have to admit, none of this is playing out as I thought it would.
Trump is now leading in almost all the swing states, but behind those numbers lie even more troubling details.
Yes.
Has someone worried about the prospects of a second Trump term?
I think it's best to be honest about reality.
Oh, please!
I understand that polls are not always accurate, but in general, they have tended to underestimate Donald Trump's support, not overestimate it.
Yes!
I doubt that there are many shy Biden voters in the country.
The economy has been in a robust recovery for more than two years now.
Now, this is where you've got to ask yourself, listen, Fareed, dude, I'm not a druggie, but whatever you're on, man, I'd like to try some of this.
Because this might be, I mean, Joe Rogan, you know, Joey Diaz territory.
I mean, this is serious hallucinogenics.
Unemployment hitting a 54-year low in 2023 and increasing only slightly since then.
Yeah.
But Biden is getting little credit for it.
The shift here is stark on the question of who voters trust more to deal with the economy.
Trump has a 22-point lead over Biden.
Isn't that beautiful?
22 points.
According to an NBC poll from January.
This marks a 15-point bump for Trump compared to the same poll in 2020.
Perhaps this is because inflation is a far more pervasive problem than unemployment, affecting all Americans every day.
No, how about the fact that he sucks, Farid?
How about the fact that the president...
This Jadrool is incompetent, and he's walking around pissing in his pants and drooling.
Maybe that has something to do with it.
Perhaps it's because people's views on the economy now are largely derived from their broader attitudes towards the candidates.
Or maybe it's the fact that the president's walking around yelling, who ordered the veal cutlet?
And has to be circled so he doesn't fall down.
Who wears thick rubber shoes and has to come out.
He's going to be slid out of Air Force One on one of those...
Those rubber raft things.
Oh, come on!
But whatever the reasons, it's a stunning reversal in the midst of a relentless stream of good economic news.
You and your good account.
On cultural issues, Biden and Democrats benefit from the opposition to the Republican Party's position on abortion.
Nobody cares.
But on the other great cultural issue, immigration.
Immigration!
35 points behind Trump as to who would handle it better.
And I do wonder whether abortion will be as large an issue in a presidential race, given that Reversing Roe v.
Wade through the issue to state governments and legislatures and not the federal government.
A couple of things, you know, and you know, you know, Farid, Farid, born Farid, my father's a doctor.
Remember that joke?
You know and I know that Casey basically overruled Roe, so that was another story.
And there are two words, quit talking about this goddamn immigration.
Immigration is what nice people do.
Immigration is when you say, fill out the form.
And let's go to the nice INS office.
Hello, hi, here's my passport.
Can I get a green card?
Can I stay here for a while?
Can I comply?
We're not talking about immigration.
Quit calling it immigration.
It's like calling burglary squatting.
These euphemisms.
Even he's got to realize, Fareed, what are you talking about?
One of the reasons why he's losing is people like you who stick up for him all the time and call basically the invasion of our sovereignty.
You call it immigration, for the love of God.
Perhaps the most worrying new trend for the Democrats is that far from being the more unified party, they are now bitterly divided.
Because they suck.
They suck.
You got people, one guy's, you know, moondogs walking around with studs in her nose saying she wants to be some kind of a...
of a fawn or some desert nymph or something like that who's transgender, social, whatever it is.
And then you've got other people who are basically you've got these and now we've got this new thing called Palestinian or Gaza Karens.
Who, by the way, if that doesn't look like an agent provocateur, I don't know what.
But don't you love the way Farid is like confused?
Like he said, I can't believe this.
Over the war in Gaza.
Bernie Sanders has said the eruption of pro-Palestinian protests could be Biden's Vietnam.
Yeah, yeah.
Even invoked the specter of Lyndon Johnson choosing not to run for re-election in 1968.
Wait a minute.
Did you hear this?
The specter, Fareed, he ain't gonna run!
He can't control his thoughts, voice, sounds, cognition.
He can't walk straight.
He's gonna fall down.
Don't you love this?
As though Biden is sitting back in a smoking jacket and Amir Shum is saying, you know how I wonder.
Perhaps if I might evoke the specter of one LBJ by leaving early, they'll give me a break.
See, this is why CNN still, no matter what they do, this is why.
...opposition to that war.
The analogy is far-fetched.
America then was itself sending hundreds of thousands of troops to Vietnam.
It's not far-fetched.
...recruited from college campuses every week.
But there's no denying that the party seems more openly divided than it has been in decades.
Only 33% of Americans said they approved of Biden's handling of the Israel-Hamas war.
By the way, stop.
See that guy on the left?
That guy, Anthony Blinken, Tony?
That's the one running it.
Biden isn't running anything.
He's not running anything.
His thoughts are running.
His nose is running.
He's not running.
He's not running anything.
He can't even pronounce Israel.
He has not a clue.
He's now opposed both by people who think he is too soft and people who think he is too hard on Israel.
Meanwhile, Republicans seem to be uniting behind Trump.
Yes.
Whatever opposition he faced in the primaries has largely melted away.
Yeah.
Gee, the problem in the primaries?
Let's see.
One of the biggest problems is that you stole it legally.
And other things are, look at that punim.
Look at that face.
He's in court.
And the trials against him keep him in the spotlight, infuriate his base, who sees him as a martyr, and even may serve to make him the object of some sympathy among people in general who believe that his prosecutors are politically motivated.
Do you think?
Now listen to Fareed.
Give up this little gem.
You're going to love this one.
This happens to be true, in my opinion.
I doubt the New York indictment would have been brought against a defendant whose name was not Donald Trump.
Say it!
A majority of Americans are skeptical that Trump will be able to get a fair trial, according to a CNN poll.
Genius!
Fareed, in a weird way, kind of acts surprised.
And you're not going to believe this.
But many people believe that this is politically motivated.
And other people believe that maybe perhaps he might have a difficult time in trying to find a fair trial.
If you can believe that.
And some people think that maybe there's no case here.
And that maybe they're basically suborning perjury by putting that lying rat bastard Michael Cohen in there and calling as a main witness this.
Trumpet this slattern, this adult meertrix who basically talks about I don't even know what.
A porn star.
A porn star and a convicted perjurer and liar and felon.
And Fareed says, maybe Americans might be a little skeptical of what's going on with that.
I don't know.
And I haven't even mentioned Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Cornel West and Jill Stein, all of whom would probably take votes away from Biden.
Things could change.
Yeah.
Those do suggest that were Trump to be convicted of a felony, it could shift votes in Biden's favor.
Give me a break.
You think people are saying, you know, the fact that the president is facing four prosecutions that are imploding.
Imploding before other eyes.
Imploding.
Disassembling.
Disintegrating.
One huge colossal free fall of implosion.
That might be a bit of a problem.
Or not.
So long as he's not convicted.
Because if convicted, well, that changes everything.
Come on.
The administration may be able to pull off a ceasefire in Gaza and then a broader political settlement that gives Palestinians political rights and Israel diplomatic relations with Saudi Arabia.
Are you kidding?
Did you hear what Bibi said?
Bibi said basically, look, we don't need you.
If you're not going to give us a thing, we're going to do this anyway.
Don't you love that?
That was my favorite.
If you don't give us the money and the weapons and the bombs, we're going to do this ourselves.
What the hell do you need the weapons for if you could do it by...
Now you're telling us.
This is the most incredible thing in the world.
And this is going to be in six months?
I don't think so.
Trump could always embroil himself in some kind of scandal.
I got it.
But trend lines are not working in Biden's favor.
He needs to do something bold and dramatic to seize the initiative.
Asylum policy, for example, and reverse these numbers.
The one that troubles me the most is on the question of who was the more competent.
This is the best.
Joe Biden led Donald Trump by nine points.
Do you believe that?
Do you think?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not his age.
It's age.
I told you, we recently had a friend of ours who passed away at 103 who was sharper asleep than Joe Biden is awake, despite the Adderall and everything else.
Don't you love the way they say it's his age?
It's his age?
Immigration?
Don't you love the use of euphemisms?
Kills me!
There's very little that Joe Biden can do now to change that perception.
I love it!
Now, do you hear this dude?
I forget his name, but he is like, watch this.
This is really something.
This feller just is losing his mind.
Watch this.
Come on.
Hang on a minute.
Let's get down.
Let me try this.
No, hang on.
Just a minute.
Okay.
Now, let's do this.
Here we go.
Watch this.
Something about Battlegrounds.
Frankly, for the Joe Biden campaign, these numbers are an absolute disaster.
I'm enjoying it so much.
This guy is loving this.
And you think somebody probably told him, listen there, Scooter, do me a favor.
Don't be so...
Don't be so excited about this.
The smallest leaders in Arizona for Donald Trump, he's up six.
Look at this, nine in Georgia, 13 in Nevada.
My goodness gracious, my God, that is a huge lead.
No Democrat has lost that state since John Kerry lost it back in 2004.
How about these Great Lake Battleground states?
This is something that the Joe Biden campaign can work with.
Look, Pennsylvania, Donald Trump up three, but that's well within the margin of error.
Wisconsin, Donald Trump up one.
Well, within the margin of error.
And actually, a Joe Biden lead, well within the margin of error, up a point here.
This they can work with, the Joe Biden campaign.
This, the Donald Trump campaign, absolutely loves.
And it looks like a lot of the other polling on the Sunbelt Battle.
Now, by the way, you know they got this dude.
You know they said, listen there, Skippy, do me a favor.
Can you tone it down a little bit?
Can you be more mathematical?
Can you be a little bit more?
Circumspect and cerebral.
You know, don't act like you just won the lottery.
Now, check out this one here.
She's his member here, his colleague.
He's going to have to do her best to maybe put this into perspective.
Watch the Trump campaign.
Absolutely loves, and it looks like a lot of the other polling on the Sunbelt battlegrounds as well.
When you're looking into the numbers, why do you think Biden is doing better in the Great Lakes and Trump is doing so much better in the Sunbelt?
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
The real question is, why is Biden doing better anywhere?
Are the Great Lakes, what are these people, stupid?
Are they drunk?
That's the question.
Yeah, the Trump coalition is changing.
That's basically what's cooking here.
See, I love this one.
This is actually very interesting.
Watch this one.
This is at least one of the big reasons why.
So this is among likely voters in all these battles.
By the way, a little word here, a little word.
If you're not going to be talking about likely voters, don't take a poll.
Don't go to the mall.
Don't go to the Short Hills Mall and say, come here.
Yeah.
You like Trump or Biden?
Huh?
Okay.
No.
No, it doesn't work like that.
You've got to also make sure that your polling mimics the demographic breakdown and distribution of the particular group of folks that you are watching.
So anyway, enough of that.
Back in 2020, 84% of the Trump coalition was white.
Look where it is now.
It's 78%.
I watched the green line underneath that he uses with his finger.
Remember John King?
I think he was married to Dana Bash.
I'm not sure.
He loved doing all this stuff.
But the green line, lest you miss the point, the green line.
Not the red line, but the green line.
What does that mean?
I have no idea.
The non-white portion of the Trump coalition, it was 13% in 2020.
Look at this now.
It's 19%.
So the Trump coalition is becoming more diverse.
And of course, those Sunbelt battleground states are more diverse than the Great Lake battleground states.
You're looking at the Nevadas and the Arizonas here.
Of course.
If you look at Nevada, Arizona, heavy Hispanic population, Georgia, heavily African-American population.
Michigan does have some black voters in it, but Pennsylvania and Wisconsin are heavily, heavily white.
Ooh.
Now, Pennsylvania, can you imagine that?
See, this guy's great.
I give him one more week.
One more week before they shit-can him.
What do you say?
Okay, add it all up.
What does it say about where the race stands right now?
Now, this is good now, because this is what I think one of you wonderful folks, I think Raul will ask about this, either today or yesterday, regarding the electoral vote.
Now, we're talking electoral college and the race to 270.
Yeah, the race to 270.
It's advantage Donald Trump, but he's not over the 270 mark just yet, all right?
So if we flip Nevada, Arizona, and Georgia here in your lighter shades of pink, you add them to the states, and of course the 2nd Congressional District up in Maine, which Donald Trump won last time around, that gets him to 268 electoral votes.
If we keep Wisconsin...
Michigan and Pennsylvania in the too-close-to-call category, along with Nebraska's 2nd Congressional District, Joe Biden at 225.
So it's advantage Donald Trump, but Joe Biden does at this point have a path to 270.
Yeah, and right now, as you're pointing out, neither.
Yeah.
Neither there.
Neither there.
He's got a path.
Joe Biden's got a path.
Yeah, from meteor hits or something.
Let me remind you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we're talking about a man.
Who is flatline EEG?
Let me just remind you of that, okay?
We're talking about this as though Joe Biden is alive.
He's not there.
Let me just remind you.
He's unconscious.
Hello?
Well, it might be his age.
No!
He's unconscious.
The hell are you talking about his age?
Let me tell you what also scares the living sh**.
Chaser out of these folks.
This.
Let's try this.
Look at this.
This is bigger than any...
This is bigger than all of the groups who've ever come out in favor of Joe Biden since he got into politics.
All of them added up cumulatively.
Cumulatively.
It's beautiful.
I say about 7 or 8. God!
But they're good.
They're really good believers.
But they never turn around and I love that the spirit of God Doesn't that make your heart leap?
Doesn't that just make your heart leap?
Our good friend Cobbs says, I just love watching the subversives squirm, sir.
As do I, Cobbs.
As do I. Now, one more thing here.
This is interesting.
JD, you know, there is this horrible gag order, as it were.
And the gag order regarding the Manhattan trial basically tells the president he can't speak.
So what he does is he gets people and they come forward and they speak on his behalf.
JD Vance was one.
This Malia Takis.
I'm so unimpressed with her.
It's not even funny.
She's lousy with constituent services on Staten Island.
Let me just tell you that much.
Antediluvian Doomer says Trump will send at least $60 billion directly to IDF within weeks of taking office.
You know what?
You're right about that, Ante.
You're right about that.
But you know what?
This is what he has said from the beginning.
I don't know about the exact amount, but Trump...
Trump has made it absolutely clear.
Now, which one do you want?
He's going to do it.
Biden's going to do it.
What are you going to do?
In the meantime, if you find that problematic, we have our borders.
Trump is going to seal the borders.
Trump is going to do something about crime.
Trump's going to do something about the economy.
And Trump is going to do something to restore a degree of sanity.
I don't think there's really any room for any of us to, how do I say this, to discuss this, but your point's well taken, sir.
This is Mr. Vance.
So thank you very much.
No, excuse me, pardon me.
I appreciate you being here.
No, stop for a second.
The New York Times just came out.
I got another one.
Forget it.
Vance is okay.
This is what kills me.
When he's reading this, This is, he basically is in violation of every aspect of his gag order.
With a ball that shows us leading everywhere by a lot.
This is the cover story.
And I think you'll find it very interesting, but I'm sure you've all read it.
Leading in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Arizona, Michigan, Georgia, and Nevada.
And by the way, this is what he should be doing and talking about that and not the case.
The case is really, act like the case is negligible.
Nevada, we're leading actually by 12 points, which is generally a Democrat state.
I think we're probably leading in New Jersey.
We had a rally over 100,000 people this weekend.
A lot of the mainstream media didn't want to say how many people.
They didn't want to cover it.
But, in fact, I don't think anybody did.
I hear the crowd was not shown by the mainstream media, which is what they tell me.
But that's par for the course.
Okay, this is good.
This is good.
Now, I'm going to bring up this one aspect about what old JD says.
This is a very interesting comment regarding the bleakness and the depressive quality of the courtroom.
Because remember, what Trump said was, look, I may not be able to speak, but I can have people come as my proxies.
And by the way, Trump is just saying he goes into it's a corrupt judge, this is a kangaroo court, he doesn't really care one way or the other.
But listen to...
I've witnessed so far in my couple hours in there.
First of all, Michael Cohen is the prosecution's star witness.
This guy is a convicted felon who admitted in his testimony that he secretly recorded his former employer, that he only did it once allegedly, and that this was supposed to help Donald Trump.
Does any reasonable, sensible person believe anything that Michael Cohen says?
I don't think that they should.
And I actually think that his testimony is going to hurt with any reasonable juror.
And hopefully we have a few of those.
I want to say two other things here very quickly.
Number one, the thing that the president is prevented from saying, which is a disgrace, is that every single person involved in this prosecution is practically a Democratic political operative.
Well, that's also true, and also either a liar or, dare I say, a porn star.
Let me just say this again.
Your main witness against you Is a porn star.
A porn star.
And a convicted felon and rat bastard.
He's a rat.
He is a raton.
He is a rodent.
He is the worst.
This is what they have.
It's incredible.
A porn skank.
A skeeve.
A concupiscent.
Slattern, a Malkin, a Grimalkin, a Mertrix of the First Order.
And this, I think this...
Did you ever see the Whitaker family?
These inbred is a terrible, terrible depiction of what inbreeding will do.
Look at the royal family.
By the way, where's Kate?
But that's a different story.
Well, I would add Michael Cohen to this group because this guy looks like he's got some serious, a number of very vital chromosomes missing.
The judge inside, his daughter is making millions of dollars running against Donald Trump, raising money for Donald Trump's political opponents.
Now, that's a very good point.
I think that makes sense.
Is that enough to get him off the case?
No.
The number three person in the Department of Justice, Biden's Department of Justice, left to become a local prosecutor to go after Donald Trump.
And, of course, there's Alvin Bragg, a Soros-funded prosecutor who promised to go after Donald Trump and now is doing exactly that.
You know what?
That's a very good adumbration and review, don't you think?
I think so.
Whether you love Donald Trump, whether you like Donald Trump, or whether you're a Democrat or don't care about politics, what's going on inside that courtroom is a threat to American democracy, ladies and gentlemen.
We cannot have a country where you get to prosecute your political opponents instead of persuading voters.
Joe Biden's entire strategy is to try to distract from inflation at home and war overseas with the sham trial.
I just want to live in a reasonable country where we try to persuade voters in our politics.
We don't try to throw our political opponents in jail.
So this is a disgrace.
And I wanted to be here to show some support.
I think it's fantastic.
Absolutely.
He's so 100% correct.
Now, let's talk about what Mr. Cohen did today.
Who knows?
But let me give you an idea of what he wants to deal with, what the problems are, and what the court faces, and what the jury has to decide regarding Mr. Cohen, that rat bastard, that rodent, that rat.
He is just this...
Did you see?
I mean, he is devoid.
He is just a shell of any humanity.
Now he's trying to go online and have a...
Some kind of YouTube or Instagram show.
I think he got my point.
But on a lighter note, on a better note, on a sound of something good, something happy, something that I think gives me faith, our good friend Mike Lindell, you talk about being a centurion, a voice of free speech.
Our good friend Mike Lindell from MyPillow.com.
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Indeed, my friends, indeed.
Now, lest you think I'm just some cheerleader here, believe me, I think anybody who has watched me and been a part of the conspiratorium for years knows that I don't say things just that you want to hear.
I say things that I believe are true.
And it's that simple.
It is that simple.
Now before we go on, let me explain to you basically what the state of New York is trying to do theoretically in this 34 count case of falsifying business records with fraudulent intent to conceal another crime which other crime brag Hints at,
perhaps, was a conspiracy to violate federal campaign finance laws.
Do you understand what we're talking about?
This is absolutely, aside from the credibility issues, understand again what this is.
You have Democratic operative progressive Soros operative Alvin Bragg.
Against the presumptive, as he's been called, the presumptive de facto Republican nominee.
And, oh, who happened to be a former president, by the way.
So, you've got to understand something.
Alvin Bragg, again, needs to prove the 34 counts of falsifying Business records.
Okay?
Falsifying business records with a fraudulent intent or the manifestation of fraudulent intent to conceal another crime.
So, you've got to prove that the business records were false.
This is number one.
Number two, that Trump had fraudulent intent to make them false.
And number three, That this fraudulent intent included some type of campaign expenditure, which was really an expenditure versus a reimbursement.
When I tell you this, when I try to tell you this, you probably are thinking to yourself, why can't this person tell me what's going on?
He's supposed to be a lawyer.
Any of this.
Nobody understands what is going on.
Where is the crime?
In all the other cases, it kind of sort of made sense.
I mean, you could understand them.
You weren't sure exactly how they would bring them about.
But they're going to bring this guy who is just a liar.
He's lied.
So many times.
He's recorded.
I think he got some type of a home equity loan.
Didn't tell his wife.
I mean, he didn't tell.
He lies, lies, lies, lies, lies.
Have you heard about these lies?
Lies.
Everything is one lie after another.
And yet, but the bottom line is simply this.
Okay, to be fair, do we really need him at all?
Could Alvin Bragg say, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if you don't believe Mr. Cohen or Ms. Clifford, fine!
You don't have to believe them.
There's no need to believe them.
Our case is not dependent upon them.
They might be able to lend some color, so to speak, to this Conspiratorial, I guess, cabal with Trump conspiring with himself, if that's at all possible, which it's not.
But maybe there's some juror who says this is the legal term is dog shit.
This is the worst.
This case is devoid of any substance.
It is Meritless.
Why am I here?
Why are you taking me away from my home and my family and my work and subjecting me to this?
Why?
And then over the weekend, you would think that with this salacious testimony or testimony, which is even worse, by the way, it's not territory.
Or testimony, it's terimony, which is like alimony, but not as problematic.
We are this close, my friends.
I want you right now to tell me whose face.
I'd love to play this game with you.
We go to the future.
It is January, well, it is November the 5th or 7th, whatever the hell the date is.
November 5th.
November 5th.
Thank you, my darling.
See, she knows.
On November 5th, somehow you can walk in and to a room and you could bring the news of President Trump's victory to one person who will learn about his victory through this ridiculous hypothetical that I've come up with, this thought experiment.
That you would want to tell So that they heard it from you So you can see their face And you can see the blood Drain from Their face Who I know mine just because I'm a spiteful, horrible person who loves to see people that I hate suffer.
I want to see this one person Suffer.
Anna says Hillary Clinton, Rachel Maddow, Stormy Daniels.
Hillbilly says LOL.
Is that lol cream from Godly and Cream?
Like my aunt.
Shifty Schiff, Maxine Waters.
I've got several, Andy says.
Come on!
Pelosi, HRC, nope!
Somebody who has the mentality of a child.
Somebody who absolutely, positively is devoid of any degree of adult.
Alec Baldwin?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Come on, let's go.
Don Lemon?
No, Don Lemon doesn't care.
The one person who is so...
Despiteful.
Who just...
Come on.
One person.
I'll give you a hint.
The Haridan.
The Virago.
The Shrew.
Who is the person?
Joy Reid.
No!
Faye Dalton.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Joy Behar.
Joy Behar, I want you to take a person, take some person who is already developmentally compromised by virtue of life or chemical problems or who knows, just somebody who was not really all there, and then pull out any degree of maturity, sensibility, focus, perspective.
Joy Behar is a She's, again, wonderful words.
A termagant!
A shrew!
I want to sit there and say, sit down, Joy.
We've got a little news for you today.
What's that song?
Someone's finding news today.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway.
Sit down, Joy.
Well, well, well, Joy.
Guess who's been re-elected?
Can you guess?
I said re-elected.
Not since Grover Cleveland, born right there on Bloomfield Avenue.
Right there, right there.
It's happened, Joy.
And you didn't do a goddamn thing.
In fact, You did more to help because you showed everybody how mean, how nasty you are.
You showed everybody how nasty you are.
And Rachel Maddow?
Rachel Maddow couldn't figure out.
She couldn't care less.
She's making what?
What does she do?
What does she do?
That gig is up!
She's always, you know, the clipped assistant principal and the, you know, nobody cares.
They had Lawrence, they had Larry O'Donnell today at the courthouse.
Did you see this?
I don't watch that crap, but it was on Twitter.
I'll be going, wow, how the mighty have fallen.
You're doing correspondence work?
Live testimony from the courthouse?
You?
You're a big...
They wouldn't send...
I don't know.
I wouldn't be surprised.
I mean, would they ever take Hannity there?
I don't think so.
Let me see some here.
Let's see this.
Let me see.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold it.
Hold it.
There was something he did a while back.
Lawrence O'Donnell, this is in 2019, retracts and apologizes for a thinly sourced Trump finance history.
That doesn't matter.
Well, hang on.
Be kidding.
Let's show me.
Let's check this one out first.
Give me a good one.
Give me a good one.
I want to get to the bottom of these things.
I want to get to the bottom of these things.
In any event, my friends, I want you to understand and for you to grasp this.
This is one of the greatest, greatest moments ever.
Ex-Zorter's great line will carry on.
Indeed.
Listen to me.
I've told you for the longest time.
I've told you for the longest time.
And I mean this sincerely.
The longest time I have told you that when the wrecking ball, excuse me, when the pendulum swings back, it will come back like a wrecking ball.
Do you hear me?
It will come back like a wrecking ball.
Bobby Malloy says, love your show, waving Lionel.
Love your show, waving.
Bobby, I love you too, man.
And I love the show, Wave.
And I mean this.
And I call my show, Show Nuff.
Damn it.
Hang on a minute.
There we go.
Hang on a minute.
There we go.
Alrighty.
We've been sitting here through this.
Oh, and by the way, do you notice everything that we are seeing?
Do you notice that it's not just this?
Do you notice all these folks coming forward?
Now all of a sudden, hey, is it okay to talk about COVID?
Yes, apparently.
And when you've got that rat bastard Fredo who makes me sick to my stomach.
This is the guy.
Remember him?
Remember him?
Take your shot.
I'm in my basement.
You lying sacko.
Come on.
And he was there riding his bike in the Hamptons.
Remember when he was saying, hey, look how I work out.
Look.
Look at me.
I can lift weights.
Look.
Look, I'm lifting 100 pounds.
I'm doing tricep extensions.
As I'm on the phone, I have no dignity.
Anybody who uses fake weights, dear God.
I mean, let me just...
You've got to really wonder sometimes.
And now they're thinking, can I come out?
And all these people are...
He's trying to get back to CNN.
Hey, can I come back?
Yeah.
I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
I'll be good.
Hey, don't give me this business about they got rid of him because of his brother.
Nobody cares about that stuff.
Zucker, by the way, CNN is dead.
That thing is dead.
It was actually better with Zucker.
I don't know what he's doing right now.
Remember this poor Chris Licht?
Remember that poor guy, honey?
Oh, my God.
This guy came along and he was just...
They just threw...
Remember that?
Remember the worst thing they ever did was to put...
No, no.
No, it was CBS.
Excuse me.
It was Gayle King and Charles Barkley.
Oh, my God!
Look at this.
Remember, Trump falls on the vax sword.
Let me explain something, my friends.
Trump was the facilitator.
Trump did Operation Warp Speed.
Trump did things that many people now say, oh, that's a terrible thing.
At the time, let me remind you of something.
This country was freaked out.
And there were people, let me just explain something.
Let me just explain something.
Remember, it's very easy to forget these things.
When COVID first hit, there were people seriously dropping.
I told you the story.
A friend of mine, a doctor, one of ours, okay?
He's 100%.
He was at a local hospital, and he's hearing this code, this code they put out that they didn't want anybody to hear.
He says this thing, he was freaking out.
So anybody who thinks that, well, I knew at the time what was going on.
Nobody knew.
They begged.
They said, please, dear God.
Now, I know.
I know others who will say, I don't believe this government ever speaks the truth.
It was nanotechnology and Bill Gates and lab meat and eugenics and nano.
Okay, fine.
I understand.
But you had no basis for that.
It was just suspicion.
Not far-fetched.
So Trump was viewed by many people as a godsend.
Put things into perspective.
Put things into perspective.
As far as Israel goes, I don't know what to tell you about that.
Trump did show some issue, at least some promise, by focusing his concern on Bibi Netanyahu.
I saw something today as part of my rotation, and it was called, I think it's called Trigonometry or something along those lines.
Did you watch this with these two British comedians?
Did you ever notice how comedians today...
Are they most unfunny people?
There's nothing even remotely funny.
I mean, if they're doing their thing, and especially when they speak as comedians.
They had Bill Burr and Bill Maher.
You know, I think Louis C.K. has suffered enough.
You know, as comedians, we know humor.
And Jerry Seinfeld, you know, as a comedian.
You know, as somebody who is skilled at knowing how to make people laugh, a person completely adept and adroit at being able to inspire Kaka Nation.
You see, as a comedian, because comedy, would you shut up?
These are the most unfunny people.
Where's Dave Chappelle been?
Cat Williams, you notice they told him, that's enough.
Have you heard from him?
Is he going to be back on Club Shay Shay?
I don't think so.
Is Shannon Sharp doing anything?
No.
Where's Kate Middleton?
I don't know.
Don't think the coast is clear, by the way, my friends.
Somebody somewhere is going to get too carried away and go too far and too nuts and too crazy.
But my point is, all of a sudden, there's Fredo who says, you know, maybe this vaccine thing.
It's like, you rat.
Bastard you.
You don't know these things?
You don't, I mean, you literally, you're in the news business and you have no idea?
You don't know what's going on?
So this trigonometry, whatever it's called, they had Norman Finkelstein and I cannot listen anymore to the same people.
Well, do you believe that Hamas It's a terrorist organization.
Oh no, not that again.
Is that where we are with this?
Yes.
So what would you do?
Well, here's what I would do.
If anybody, if we found out that Hamas or some group were to attack Americans, I would find out what country they're from and level them.
Well, thank you.
Look, WABC...
In case you've just tuned in, Rudy Giuliani, the greatest mayor we've ever had, was summarily removed from his position at WABC because of the fact that he refused.
And he might have been a horse's ass.
He might have been drunk.
He might have got into a pissy match with the owner, John Katsimatidis, who runs that show kind of like a...
It's like a boutique or a vanity project.
You know, this is my station.
I'm a billionaire and I'm going to buy WABC.
It's what I listened to when I was growing up and I own it and I run it.
And I'm going to run it.
I'm going to micromanage it and I'm going to be on TV and radio as much as...
By the way, it's some of the worst radio.
Some people should not be on radio.
With all due respect.
I mean, it's just horrible.
But people will go on because he's a billionaire and they will kiss his ass like you cannot believe.
And that's the benefit of being a billionaire.
And he has been...
Connected with a lot of the Republican committees.
I know he's had some family members kind of run some political, the young Republicans.
The Republican Party in New York is dead.
And if I didn't know better, if I didn't know better, and of course this can't be, he's probably in it to screw things up.
Like when Eric Adams was running, he actually put...
Curtis Leber, who, by the way, is a great guy and a smart person.
But, you know, 70-year-old guy with a commando hat.
You know, it just doesn't work.
Who wants to take care of feral cats?
That thing was no...
I mean, it was almost like a setup.
It was like, don't worry, Eric.
We want you to win.
You're our guy, right?
Yeah, okay.
Us and all the money people.
Like, we're going to...
We're going to help you.
We're going to run fundraisers in the Hamptons for you, Eric.
You got that?
Eric's in Rome right now meeting the Pope.
You know what?
Stay there.
Just stay there.
Don't come back.
We don't need you.
I've never seen a Jadrool like this in my life.
And I've got a lot to say, you don't want to ask this, Katsimatidis, would you please do me a favor?
Would you help the Republican Party?
And get people behind this?
And not necessarily some schmuck that you can control?
I mean, this is horrible.
There is no Republican Party in New York.
None!
It's ridiculous.
Lee Zeldin, he was close.
I don't understand it.
I do not understand it.
Only in New York, where we have crime out there, and Steve Buscemi, they're making such a big deal over the fact that Steve Buscemi...
Was hit in the eye.
Well, Rick Moranis was beat up too.
Remember that?
Nobody cared about that.
How about the woman who was lassoed and raped behind a car?
Well, how about the Asian women who were clobbered repeatedly?
Well, look, let me explain something to you.
And I know this is the bottom line.
Look.
Talk radio, it's really nobody's fault.
It's dead.
It's just like Fox News.
It's dead.
It goes to a certain extent.
You know how, remember Spinal Tap 11?
This is five.
There's no oomph.
I can't say this enough.
If you want to see, look at this group in the morning.
Look at their...
And their numbers probably are through the roof.
But look at the group of people they have in the morning.
On WABC.
I mean, on Fox.
It is so sad.
I mean, it is like kindergarten news.
Kindergarten.
So, in any event.
So, good news, my friends.
Good news we will see.
And I feel so happy.
I feel so happy.
And I just say, Mr. President, do us a favor.
Sir, those rat bastards, those Republicans are not your friend.
You need a new party.
I don't want to say neo because that confuses me, but you need a new version.
Forget left, forget right.
You need a new...
Find out who your audience is.
And the people that can help you the most, my friend, are people not from conventional media sources and the like.
All right.
Enough of that.
Please, dear friends, dear great and glorious friends, loyal acolytes and...
Dim boxes.
You're my dim box.
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Kindness, kindness, and your perspicacity, as it were.
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