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May 11, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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How Operation Stormy Backfired and May Have Derailed the Entire Trump Prosecution
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Good day.
And welcome.
Welcome, one and all, to this.
The Friday evening version of this thing of ours.
I'm your host, Aldi Regattus.
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I'm so glad to be with you.
On this, on a very cold and damp and dank Friday Eve, it's beautiful, it's glorious, let me remind you, dear friends, as I always do, before we begin, before we even, before I begin with the proem, the praesi, the prolegomenon, the preface, let me remind you, dear friends, that it is 179 days.
Until the election.
179 days.
And if they can keep you focused on anything else, Stormy Daniels, Dusty Saddles, Rudy Barron, kids spray painting, pictures, EMPs, Tom Brady, bird flues, if they can keep you busy, And away from focus, they will win.
We are not going to allow that to happen.
We can handle many plates.
We can do it simultaneously.
We can do it!
It was fun to talk about Stinky Daniels for a while.
That was fun.
But it's over.
It's forgotten.
She's now in the ash heap of society.
Of history.
It's done.
It's finished.
But tonight we're going to talk about A lot of things that are so interesting to me, but in a way that is different.
In a way that is different.
Why?
Because I provide it differently to you.
Because I do.
I do.
Because I'm one of a kind.
Sui generis, my friend.
I'm telling you, you know what's true.
Girl, you know what's true.
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Remember when that was actually a big deal?
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Lip syncing.
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You do know that, right?
You do know that.
And where are people, where are a lot of these raps?
Let me tell you something one day.
Before we begin, in no particular order, you're going to find out the number of people who are involved in trafficking, drug abuse.
Organized crime has infiltrated so much of the entertainment business like you wouldn't.
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And we're going to find out who's who.
People are going to be saying, how do these people make all this money?
Aha!
Very good.
How does Netflix make money?
How do they make all this money?
How much are you paying a month?
Okay, fine.
We'll talk about that later.
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Now today, my friends, I love being with you, and I want to say that to you.
I love with you.
I love with you.
What does that mean?
I love with you?
I have no idea what that means.
I love being with you.
I mean that.
And I love doing this.
I look so forward.
I get so excited right before I go on.
I get so excited.
I feel a sense of excitatory heripolation.
I heripolate.
I become rubescent.
Rubescent.
Capillaries burst over the notion of being with you.
Of being able to say, hey, did you see this?
Here's what I think.
Here's my take.
If I said to you, hey, what's this?
You would say, I don't know.
But this is a calculator.
But this, I don't know.
It's the back of the calculator.
See, that's the way things work.
This is not, it's not, hey, what are Democrats?
This side of the site.
It's the other side.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yes.
That's what it is.
It's looking at it differently.
I want to talk to you about things in no particular order.
First, I don't know where anybody came up with the idea that they were going to make Barron Trump a delegate.
What was that about?
I don't know what the young man...
He's very tall.
He's very tall.
The entire family is tall.
The family.
The whole group.
Eric is huge.
And Barron...
Okay, fine.
So what?
Now that we got that out of the way, why would anybody in your right mind...
He's never said a word.
I don't know if there's anything, quote, wrong with him.
He's a young man.
Do him a favor.
Leave him out of this.
They will mock him.
They will drive him crazy.
He doesn't need this.
For some particular reason, he has found it best not to say anything.
Do you know anybody, even the two, not the two, the three, the kids, Kate's kids?
Louie, Doofy, and Wally, or whatever these kids are.
They're cute.
They talk, they scream, or whatever.
Barron does it.
That's his own thing.
Leave him out of this.
Leave him out of this.
Stop.
Don't even cause attention.
Let him live his life.
Seriously.
I hate to involve kids in things like that.
He just graduated from high school.
Let the kid.
It's an awkward day.
Remember what they did to Chelsea Clinton?
Oh, God.
Remember that Rush Limbaugh said, hey, what's the name of the dog in the White House?
Chelsea.
Remember that?
It was terrible.
Poor kid was, you know, gangly and, you know, she had her braces.
Leave her alone.
She sure has an incredible, she looks, you know, it's uncanny.
She looks just like Webb Hubble.
Isn't that something?
Isn't that something?
I mean, anyway.
So I just want to say that to you.
Leave kids alone.
Malia and Sasha, leave them alone.
They have nothing to do with this.
They didn't ask for this.
It's tough enough to be a kid.
And even now, because, you know, I've heard all kinds of, you know, they're kids.
You know, they do some stuff and whatever.
Anyway, enough with that.
I just see this picture of Baron.
He always stands there.
He always looks like he's saying, this is the stupidest thing.
What am I doing here?
I got a suit on.
I got to stand here.
Okay.
Here I am.
Hey, here comes the big guy.
Here comes the big guy.
Boy, he's big.
Is that it?
I'm tall.
That's it?
That's it?
Years ago, I was great, great friends.
With Bobby Heenan, Bobby the Brain, and his wife, his daughter, knew him.
Anyway, he said Andre the Giant hated being out.
Because he was a freak.
He's 7 '4", weighs 500 pounds, and has a head like this, and chuped corn.
But the point is, when you're always talked about the way you look.
Boy, you're tall.
Anyway, enough of that.
Next, the kid on Staten Island who spray-painted a war memorial.
We're going to get him because he wrote Gaza.
And he shaved his head, or actually cut his head, his hair.
And at first they say the father turned him in.
And then later on there's a standoff at their home in Tottenville on Staten Island.
Richmond County.
Who cares?
He's spray-painted.
Did you see the woman caught on CCTV?
She's walking down the street.
This guy comes behind her.
He has like a lasso, a belt, a rope, something, a ligature.
Flips it over her neck, grabs it, basically passes her out, pulls her behind a car and rapes her.
Get that guy and make him pay.
It's time to get medieval.
Soldering irons and number nine axle grease.
It's time.
It's time.
It's time to perhaps implement torture.
Whenever, years ago, who was it that was Alan Dershowitz?
You know what's great about Alan Dershowitz?
Alan Dershowitz is so profoundly full of shit, it's just not even funny.
But he's got a gig.
That is, he has been doing this for so long, but he is profoundly full of shit.
If you draw his blood, it's shit.
He's septic.
Absolutely.
But he came up with this idea years ago.
He said there should be a torture warrant.
A torture warrant where if you had reason to believe that somebody had information that was of a ticking time bomb nature.
A little girl was buried in a shadow grave.
A little girl who had minutes ago or a short time ago before oxygen would be depleted.
And you had to find out where.
And you've got somebody.
And you have reason to believe that he knows where she is.
You have to get that information out that you can go before a judge and in an emergency hearing, as you can imagine, have a torture warrant to get the information out.
So long as it's not done as punishment.
So long as it's not done as punishment.
I'm saying no!
As long as we can do it for punishment.
You're not going to get anything out of it.
He's going to tell you whatever he wants.
Yeah, that's it.
At the Home Depot on...
Just stop doing this to me.
Why is it that torture...
They use thumbscrews.
You want to go back to the original Constitution?
We use thumbscrews.
Yeah!
The Iron Maiden.
Oh, God.
Might be time.
But instead of us saying...
We'll get to the spray paint later.
Oh, no.
It's an all-points bulletin.
Eric Adams, the mayor of New York, says, I even put up $5,000 in myself.
We've got to get to the bottom of this.
Oh, would you shut up?
You don't give a goddamn about this city.
You don't care about crime, about people raped.
How about all of the Asian women that were being clobbered and clocked?
All the white women who were walking down the street being beaten and clobbered by black folks.
Part of an Instagram game.
Hey!
Knock out the white lady.
Nobody gave a rat's ass about that.
But this kid?
Because you want to show everybody, I care more about Israel than you do.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
No, you don't.
Here, here, I'm going to, I'm going to, you know what?
You can't even say Gaza.
We're going to pass a law that says anti-Semitism.
Oh, you know what?
I'm going to double that.
I got a law that says you can't say Gaza.
You can't say Gaza.
You can't even say Ben Gazzara because it sounds like Gaza.
How do you like that one?
How do you like that one?
It is sickening.
It is sickening.
And finally, finally, finally, Joe Biden doesn't grow a pear.
Somebody tells him, because he's an animatronic, and they say, all right, that's enough with this.
You tell BBSF, no, we're not going to give you 2,000-pound bombs so you can level Rafa.
That's it.
It's done.
It's through.
It's finished.
Time's up.
Oh, no.
I can't believe it.
Now, now Hamas is going to run roughshod.
What are you talking about?
Have you seen Gaza?
Have you seen it?
I give up, but I got to tell you something.
BB, you are, I don't know if it's you, but supreme.
I have never...
You own this country.
Own it.
Somebody said...
What's his name?
Gilan Levy from Haaretz?
He said, Donald Trump.
The only country where Donald Trump is loved exclusively is Israel.
And the only country where Bibi Netanyahu is loved exclusively is the United States.
They own this place.
Hook!
Line and sinker.
They used to talk about, oh, the gun lobby.
Gun lobby was nothing compared to this.
You've got people, I mean, they want to put people on no fly list because they said, well, I think maybe Hamas, but all right, that's it, you're not going to fly.
What?
That's right, we're going to cancel your student loan and we're going to get the hell out of here.
But if you clobber a white woman, punch her in the face, Choke somebody with a lasso or a lariat and do this repeatedly, nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
If you tear up and burn the whole place down during George Floyd, nobody gives a shit.
What are you going to do?
Like Don Lemon said, looks peaceful to me.
Oh yeah, but you spray paint Gaza.
Well, that's enough.
Here, I'm going to give you $10,000.
I'm going to give you $5,000.
Rudy, I'm telling you, nobody, but nobody owns this government like you do.
Nobody!
It is just left, right, unbelievable.
Now, if you crank up the old YouTube and you see the rest of the world, holy...
I saw...
I am so freaking out, my friend.
I...
I used to think Mehdi Hassan used to absolutely, seriously, annoy the living crap out of me.
He was an MSDNC and say, would you shut up?
Okay.
I heard him in a debate on this X squared on Zionism versus...
He's a genius.
I'm thinking, oh my God.
I'm agreeing with him now.
Elon Pompey, different story.
Amy Goodman.
Amy Goodman!
I would rather in the old days drink bleach or ink.
Or lick a belt sander.
Now listen to Amy Goodman.
Oh my god.
This is democracy now.
Oh please!
This is the worst show!
Now she's brilliant.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't even know where this...
I don't understand what is happening.
Elon Omar.
Rashida Tlaib.
AOC.
Nancy Pelosi.
Jerry Nadler.
Chuck Schumer.
Barry.
Barry.
Not Barry.
Bernie.
I think Barry Sanders.
No, he played the Detroit Lions.
Bernie Sanders.
They make 100%?
100%?
Hang on there, Johnny Mads.
Do you think Rudy Giuliani pushed the envelope too far?
He was fired from his radio show the other day.
I'll get to that next, Johnny Mads.
Thank you for that.
I'm listening to people right now who are making so much sense.
I don't even know.
I don't know.
I know people who are trying to, like Jon Stewart kind of wants to sort of, maybe, sort of.
But meanwhile, the rest of the world says one thing.
But not here in this country.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not in this country.
Uh-uh.
No, we're a different story here in this country.
No, we're a different story.
Now let's talk about Rudy Giuliani.
Rudy Giuliani was fired from his show on WABC.
WABC used to be the greatest radio station.
Well, I'm an alumnus.
It was where Rush was, and Ed Koch, and Curtis, Lisa, Lynn Samuels.
It was just superb.
Superb!
The great John Minnelli was a program director at the helm.
Don Balucas, who It was the greatest.
And Bob Grant.
Oh my god.
We did numbers that you can't believe.
And then it just went to shit.
I mean, it was horrible.
I'm not going to go through the routine.
They got one jerk-off after another who was in charge, and this was, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to program it.
Yeah, I've been on the FM side, and I never liked those AM people.
I know this sounds crazy, but believe me when I tell you this.
I'm going to put, it was a disaster.
Okay, fine, fine.
So now it's, it's Geraldo on.
I mean, they just, it just, whatever.
Okay, fine.
And then a fellow named John Katsimatidis came and he bought it.
He's a billionaire.
He owns Gristudis and D 'Agostinos.
And basically, it's a vanity piece for him.
It's a show.
It's a station where this is his.
He can say, I grew up with WABC.
I'm a New Yorker.
I remember he puts on like Cousin Brucie.
He has on people.
I don't remember the last time I listened to it.
So, to be fair, it could be great.
But it's got to line up as, like, not interested.
But God bless you.
At least try to help AM radio.
Rudy Giuliani came along, and I don't know if Rudy's a drunk, crazy, out of his mind, losing it.
I don't know.
It hurts me to see.
What has happened to him?
And there was a time where people were saying, he's boozing it.
He's too...
This guy was the greatest mayor anybody's ever seen.
This guy was 100%.
And now he owns $153 million.
He's bankrupt.
He's indicted twice.
He figures, you know what?
I'm almost 80 years old.
Screw it.
I'm going to swing for the fences on this one.
So to be fair, Mr. Katsimatidis told Rudy, now listen, I don't want you talking about stealing the election.
I think it's specifically about Dominion or Votomatic, whatever the hell it's called.
I think it wasn't just to say, it wasn't just about, hey, I think they stole the election.
No, I think it was more about who was involved.
Because Dominion...
And Catherine Medina is no idiot.
He says to himself, listen, I don't need this.
What if I need him?
They're going to come after me.
I'm a billionaire.
I've got this red target on me.
I don't need this shit.
I don't need it.
So he told Rudy, Rudy, don't say anything about stealing the election.
Okay?
Don't say anything about stealing.
Rudy gets a hair up his ass.
Oh, no, you're not going to tell me what to do.
Rudy, please.
Rudy, please.
They send him a letter.
Rudy.
When you start getting the letters, you go, oh, the paper trail.
Here we go.
They're setting me up.
Anybody else would know this?
He doesn't know what the hell he's doing.
Okay, fine.
So, what does he do?
I think he said something to the effective or the text of me says, I'm not going to do that.
You're not going to tell me what to do.
Okay, that's it.
You're out of here.
And Captain Matita said he's smart.
I do the same thing.
Rudy, there's 9 million things to talk about.
Talk about the EMP flare.
Talk about you.
Talk about crime.
Talk about what you would do.
Talk about the great days.
Talk about the Yankees.
Talk about anything you want.
Talk about anything.
Do not talk about this.
And I told you, there were some great, some of the best people, I mean, I think one of the best radio people ever, this guy Don Belucas.
He was phenomenal.
And he told me one time, he says, by the way, I believe in the First Amendment.
You want the First Amendment?
Go in this corner.
Go out there.
But while you work here, you're not going to talk about certain things.
That's it.
I never really came up.
But the point is, don't you think that you can be here and you can just, you know, no!
And we all knew that.
We're professionals.
We're not going to do this.
Listen.
You know, you want to tell the disc jockey in the old days, would you stop playing You Light Up My Life, Rudy?
Play another song.
So I think Rudy pushed it.
And I think he's gassed.
Or, yes, he was.
You know, I don't know if they do this Havana.
They go to this cigar club and drink and, you know, all that stuff.
Are they closed down?
Yeah, well, they used to.
So, listen, it's sad.
He might say to himself, you know, whatever.
The sad part is, you know who is very, very talented?
His son, Andrew.
Andrew's very smart.
But Andrew's got that.
Remember Andrew when he was...
When Rudy was inaugurated, Andrew was a kid, and he was standing at the podium, and he was just, and Rudy let him, it was beautiful.
Rudy said, you know what, you've heard this speech, you can come up there with me, and he was mocking him, and it will be done, whatever the particular repetitious phrase it was.
So anyway, I think Rudy's, it's over.
It's over.
How about that Steve Bannon?
Oh.
Bannon.
Bannon is thinking, four months?
Is it four months?
Make it eight.
Owen Schroyer, he's now enshrined.
He did hard time.
This is the thing.
Navarro, I mean, it's like, are you kidding me?
Bannon, contempt of Congress.
What about Hunter?
What about the NBA, the Major League Baseball players who lied about doing steroids?
What about Pamiro and this and Conseco?
Conseco told the truth.
Remember Mark McGuire?
Do we have to talk about this now?
Yes, we've got to talk about this now.
Remember that?
How about the tobacco executives, the 94 or whatever, who said, no, I don't think nicotine is addictive.
Why do you put so much in there?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
Nicotine?
Huh.
I'll be damned.
I don't know.
Oh, please.
Please.
Now, next.
How many of you don't give a rat's ass about Tom Brady?
What is this business about his roast?
And how he told whatever the bald-headed Mr. Karmic to get off the...
He said, don't say anything about...
Kim Kardashian?
What is the story?
What is the story about Tom Brady?
What?
Who cares?
He is the most boring, boring, boring person.
I absolutely do not care.
Now, here's the best one.
How about this baby reindeer?
We're Mrs. Eleanor watching it.
Baby reindeer's real-life Martha claims she will sue Netflix over the obscene work of fiction.
This is the greatest story in the world.
If this woman is lying, she is...
So, did you send 50 million texts?
No.
Did you text?
No.
Do you have an iPhone?
No.
And they said, this is a true story versus based on a true story.
Piers Morgan, who bores me to death.
Piers Morgan, if there was a fire and we were in a room and we couldn't get out and we said, we're going to burn to death in a fire.
And Piers Morgan is in the room and Piers says, I know how to get out of here.
And let's assume he knew the only escape route, which wasn't readily available or apparent to us.
I wouldn't listen to him.
He bores me that much.
He could give me the winning numbers of the lottery.
He just bores me.
Except his Bernard Giles interview, which was the great...
It wasn't really him, it was Bernard Giles.
The best serial killer.
Not the best.
Pardon me.
Please strike me.
Strike that.
One of my quote favorites.
Because he was so boring.
And he did all five before he was 20, like in eight months.
He said, okay, I'm done.
He like compacted 10 years into like five months.
And he said...
He's talking to this guy, Bernard Giles.
And I remember watching his serial killer thing.
And Piers just talking like this because Piers has a British accent.
And Piers is not the brightest guy in the world at all.
But he has a British accent.
Not a Geordie.
God bless Geordie's my favorite.
But not a cockney, hard to understand.
But a tad received.
Not kings.
A little posh, maybe.
And any of it.
And he talked to this fellow named Bernard Giles.
Yes, sir.
Mr. Giles, did you kill your...
Yes, sir.
And have you talked to your family?
No, sir.
This is the one I like.
Mr. Giles, did you...
What was the last time you ever cried?
I saw the movie.
Braveheart.
What?
Braveheart made me cry.
Braveheart made you cry?
It was the weirdest.
And just as I was about to say, this is not going anywhere.
Way to go, Piers.
Thanks for boring me again.
Giles pulls this out of his arse and said, Miss Morgan, what's the most exciting thing you've ever done?
What's the most excited you've ever been?
I'm paraphrasing.
When you kill somebody, you are so there.
I could see the atoms vibrate.
And I understood.
I understood for years of having read Studied, listened, said, I just want to know.
Tell me what the urge is like.
I heard one of the best definitions of somebody who has withdrawals.
Not withdrawals, but somebody who's dope sick, but who's hooked on drugs.
And somebody said, starvation.
Starving.
Got it.
Certain things to say, I got it, I understand it.
But this Ranger thing is just terrific.
And tonight, Pierce Morgan had on 50 million people.
Tonight we have Mark Garagos on, Dr. Drew Pinsky, Elliot Randall, who played the lead guitar in Reeling in the Years, Emmanuel Lewis, TV's Webster, Rula Lenska.
He had like six people on and they didn't get to Dr. Drew until like halfway through to say, what the hell are you doing?
He had so many people on to basically say, I don't know.
What do you think?
Gary goes, do you think?
I don't know.
Dr. Drew Pinsky, you're one of our favorite psychologists.
He's not a psychologist.
He's a physician.
What do you think?
I don't know.
Who the hell knows if this woman is telling the truth?
But anyway, that's an interesting story.
But Tom Brady?
Tom Brady?
Who cares?
No, no, no.
Seriously.
You're doing this only because people are telling you you should care about this.
That's the only reason why.
Okay?
Now you know what I care about, too?
I care about my man.
My man.
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My friends, there's another great story.
The bird flu is coming.
The bird flu!
They've got elephantine huevos to try this again after they put us through this COVID business.
Seriously.
By the way, this is my latest, this is my EMP, this is my new global coronal mass ejection video of how I love disasters.
Watch this.
It's a hoot.
You think somebody would say, hey, look, guys, we, no, no.
We can't do bird flu again.
No, we can't.
I still feel terrible what we did to these people after coronavirus.
I can't do this.
And you guys wanted to do that monkeypox bullshit.
I still don't know how monkeypox is.
Remember that?
Cowpox?
Monkeypox?
What the hell?
Wallypox?
What is this?
They say, oh no, let's do it again.
We'll do it right this time.
Let's get the band together again.
Let's get the band together.
These heartless bastards, and they say, we know just how to do it.
We did the beta test last time.
We're going to have a new Fauci.
We'll get somebody new.
Bobby Kennedy can't say anything.
Bobby, you again?
What was the brain worm thing?
What was he thinking?
What is going on here?
Is anybody serious about any of this stuff?
Seriously?
If they told you tomorrow, the CDC reports that there's something called Ichigawa's Simplex.
I just made that up.
Sounds good.
Would you believe anything they said?
Would you believe this?
Here's how to wash hands.
Here's a doctor.
From a hospital who tells you how to wash hands.
Here's what you should put your...
We're going to put our mail in the garage.
Remember that?
We're going to put our mail in the garage.
Why?
I don't know.
You think that coronavirus can live on an envelope?
By the way, ladies and gentlemen, Shane Crandall.
Shane, welcome, my friend.
Have a piece of carrot cake.
Crumb cakes, Tom.
Remember that?
Hey, I bought this special key.
I got it at CVS.
I use it to push the elevator.
It's actually, it looks like a divot cleaner for golf, but I use it because I don't want to touch anything.
And I got some new, I got some hand wash.
Do you have any hand wash?
Got the hand wash?
Yeah.
I hope this doesn't.
I hope I'm not becoming bacteria resistant.
One time, I knew it was over when they had hand wash that was on sale for like, you couldn't get rid of it.
Well, it's not 50%.
It's whatever the percentage was.
We lost our mind.
You going through that again?
You going through that again?
Hey, can I get a little card?
Can I go in there?
Can I wear a mask?
Can I wear two masks?
Are you sure about that?
Hey, I got my phone.
Hey, I've got this funny application on here.
On my iPhone, it says, if I've come into contact with somebody who's zero positive, wait a minute.
You mean I'm walking around here and my iPhone is giving me up?
You going to go through that again?
You going to go through that again?
Hey, we got these stickers on the ground.
And it says six feet.
Six feet, buddy.
Hey, six feet.
You want to kill me?
Get your...
Hey!
He's not wearing a mask.
He's going to kill me.
He's trying to kill me.
You...
Remember that one?
Remember going...
Remember in the store?
We're going down the aisle.
Got to make sure we go one direction.
Because the COVID virus does not...
We'll not get on you if the person behind you is drafting, kind of like Richard Petty at Talladega.
We lost our minds.
Lost our minds.
Hey!
I remember my friend says, oh, doctor, yeah.
I think I got COVID.
You okay?
Yeah, okay.
I know about it.
No, no, no.
I want to come in for a test.
Why?
I just want to come in for a test.
Can you breathe?
I said, don't worry about it.
Just stay home.
No, no, no.
I want a test.
Why do you want a test?
I just want a test.
I want the test.
Remember the sticks?
Remember the sticks in the nose?
Wasn't that beautiful?
Wasn't that beautiful?
We were right around upstate, right around West Point.
That was just weird.
They pulled over and had these guys in the hazmat suits with the sticks in your nose.
And the best was Chinese.
The Chinese said that anal swabs were the best.
Remember that?
Look it up.
I'm not making it up.
Google it.
Anal swabs.
And I told people all the time, I said, you know, they've got a new place where you're driving for the anal swab.
It's a little tough.
You've got to drop trial and stick your ass out the window.
But you know what?
It's the most effective.
It's the most effective.
And listen, if they want to do that, who am I to argue with the CDC?
You had an anal swab?
Yeah, in my car.
Yeah.
And I can keep a straight face.
Yeah, of course.
You get your test right away, which is great too.
Remember the tents they have?
These people who are just showing everybody's getting tested?
And the ones who loved it and still love it, Asians.
I don't know who they were.
I call them Asian.
Maybe they're not Asian.
It was.
Even before.
Here in New York?
Before.
And they said, well, it's because of the pollution in China.
Uh-huh.
They're still wearing them.
Wasn't that something?
Wasn't that something?
So they're going to do bird flu again?
They're going to try this again?
You're going to believe this?
You're going to believe this?
One time they said, right now at this hospital in New York, at this Mount Sinai or wherever it was, they have trailers, like tractor trailers, but refrigerated trailers to handle all of the spillover from the dead bodies of the people strewn about!
Dead!
I said, oh my God!
I told Mrs. Dell, honey, let's go up.
It's right around the corner.
There's no trucks!
How big is this?
Is there another Mount Sinai?
No.
Then they said, the Javid Center.
The Javid Center.
The ambulances pulling up with all these people.
The beds lined up.
The beds waiting for this Spanish influenza 1918 hellscape.
The ambulances.
And we walk by.
And behind Javits is West Side Highway.
It's literally right there.
There's a little sidewalk and then there's West Side Highway.
Well, that can't be it.
Let's go around the front.
There's no ambulances.
There's no nothing.
We have a friend of ours, a doctor.
She and her husband, both doctors, said, we're going to go and we're going to help.
We're going to volunteer.
There was nobody there.
But the media said, No, there's dead people and they're going to bury them in Central Park.
Remember that, honey?
In Central Park.
Central Park!
They were going to bury people because there were so many of them.
He said this with a straight face.
You want to go through that again?
Oh, part of my soul died.
I said, this is so great.
Have I got a story?
Thank you, God.
Thank you.
This is great.
I've been through a lot, see?
9-11 in New York.
I've seen stuff.
And this one here?
How about when the Hope?
What was it?
The Hope?
What was that?
The ship?
Was it the Hope?
No.
What was that big white...
The Hope.
You know, the big ship.
Yeah, whatever it was.
And there was...
Yay!
Here it comes.
Steaming up the Hudson.
Yay!
The Hope or the...
Whatever the hell it's called.
And...
We crossed, you know, West Side Highway.
You risk your life.
Just two sets of four lanes.
You're crossing.
It's like Frogger.
You know what I mean?
The Hope.
Hang on.
This is going to drive me nuts.
New York Hospital.
Comfort!
The comfort!
The mercy was in California.
Mercy!
Mercy!
And we crossed the street.
And we went, yay!
and it pulled up.
*clap*
Saw some Marines running.
They did their PT.
Saw the Marines running up and down.
Then we saw some Navy dudes up and down.
And then we saw...
I didn't even see an ambulance.
I saw some, you know, they...
Nothing.
It's right there.
And people are like, hey!
Yay!
What are we yaying for?
I don't know.
They're here.
Hey!
You're going to need the ambulance to take care of the people who are going to be invariably killed as they cross the West Side Highway.
But anyway, nothing.
Complete, total, utter, absolute, total, orchestrated, media-approved, government-sponsored, wrapped, Just propounded, promoted, broadcast, 18-carat bullshit.
It was fan.
I'm thinking, I am learning so much.
I never knew.
I never, ever, ever knew.
And then we saw people.
Driving cars.
Still do.
Maybe not so much, but driving cars with a mask.
Remember the welders, the plastic ones?
It wasn't just the mask, but it was the plastic welders, like grinding.
Somebody who's welding, they have the plastic thing, and the N95.
Before that, they wore two double masks, and this, and gloves!
And a 10-foot pole.
It was beautiful.
And now you're going to try bird flu again?
Are you kidding me?
Everybody's coming to play.
Even Fredo Cuomo said, you know, that ivermectin.
They told you.
That would get you arrested, targeted, flattened.
You would be basically expurgated from anything.
Ivermectin, isn't that de-warmer or chlorine?
Didn't Trump say drink chlorine bleach?
No, he didn't.
And now they're kind of like, no, I think it works.
And Fredo Cuomo, that rat bastard, remember him?
Hey, I'm down.
I haven't even seen my family.
I'm downstairs in my house in the Hamptons.
Whoa.
Even though there's a cameraman.
Even though there's a lighting person.
Oh, I haven't seen my family.
I haven't been upstairs.
I've been down here.
Meanwhile, people have said, hey, isn't that Fredo Cuomo?
I was like, don't get out of here.
Aren't you supposed to be at home with the...
Complete bullshit.
As he lifted weights.
Remember the weights behind his back?
Remember that?
100 pounds!
100 pounds!
Tricep extensions behind his neck at a desk.
Meanwhile, his brother, Andrew, the governor, grabbing every woman he can.
Letch.
Absolute.
Letch.
A letch.
Delight.
I mean, just...
Every night it was like, dear God.
And Fauci.
Fauci, Fauci, Fauci.
And Rand Paul would bring him in.
And this one would bring him in.
And they'd beat the shit out of him.
And they'd send him home.
And he said, I love this.
I'm making more money.
Bring him back again.
Dr. Fauci.
Bring him back.
Remember that?
I love it.
And you think bird flu?
Bird flu?
Bird flu?
Come on, man.
Come on.
Don't make me laugh.
How about that Tom Brady, huh?
Got a big one coming up.
Not EMP.
Coronal mass expulsion.
A coronal mass emission.
Some huge coronal mass.
Oh, dear God.
Can you just imagine this?
The sun will be emitting solar flares, high radiation, raising the possibility of communications disruptions.
But the northern lights could be seen across parts of the U.S. Friday evening.
Oh, Santa Maria!
The northern lights!
We went apeshit.
Over a little tremor in Lawrenceville, New Jersey or something.
It's ridiculous.
Sunspots.
Did you hear about this?
This new organization.
Did you hear this group?
The Space Weather Prediction Center from NOAA.
A large sunspot cluster has been produced.
Several moderate to strong solar flares.
Coronal mass ejection.
Have you ever had a coronal mass ejection after a bad Mexican meal?
Geomagnetic storms that could harm satellites.
Oh, dear Lord.
It's wonderful.
This is the greatest stuff.
Scare people like crazy.
Keep them moving.
Why?
So that you won't remember there's an election.
So you'd be too busy with all this other stuff.
Tom Brady, the reindeer lady, all this other stuff.
Oh, this is so terrific.
Carrington class events.
Oh, baby, like you cannot imagine.
This is so huge.
This is so exciting.
A Carrington class event.
Do you remember when this happened?
It was in the 19th century.
Every single...
What was it?
Every single telegraph.
Everything was fried.
All beyond recognition.
It's the most incredible thing anybody's ever seen.
It was...
And of course, people who were saying this, we've been talking about this for years, and which also makes us realize a couple of things.
One of them is that...
Iran, or one of those countries, we always got to blame Iran, just like that, and Hamas.
But Iran, or some other bad actor, could detonate just a little bit over, you know, within our orbit, kind of suborbital, some little nuclear device, no Hiroshima, no high yield of anything, just fries everything.
Now listen to me.
I want you to close your eyes and think about what I'm going to tell you.
Think about.
Okay?
Now listen to me.
I want you to say, and I will be there just to see this.
If they said children, teens, Gen Zers, tweens, teens, fiends, skeins, whoever you are, There is no internet.
What?
There's no internet.
You have your phone.
You can call people.
But 25% of Gen Zers have never answered their phone.
Did you hear this?
25%.
25% of Gen Zers have never answered their phone.
25%.
What would they do if they couldn't take their pictures and send them to anybody?
What would they do?
What?
What would happen?
Seriously, think about this.
They couldn't LOL and text and nothing.
What would they do?
They don't read.
They don't watch TV.
They like silly games because they're basically children.
What would they do?
I want to be a part of that.
Now, I myself would go crazy, crazy, but I'd like to be a part of the experiment just to see what these people do because I want you to understand this.
If I did not do this, I really should say that, but I'll say it.
If I did not do this as a duty, as a business, because I've been doing this since 1988.
I've been, you know, doing conversational opinionating commercially, professionally, since 1988.
I mean, it's what I do.
But, as long as I can read what's going on, As long as I have some access to knowing because I need to know what's going on.
I'll find something to do.
But I want you to think, what would you do if you had no phone?
Can you go on a vacation without using your phone?
I can't.
Without reading the news?
I can't.
That's relaxation.
I have to know what's going on.
But I don't have to take pictures of my lunch.
I don't have to take pictures of my food.
I don't have to always do selfies.
I don't have to do that.
I don't care about that.
In fact, if you took the camera off my phone, I'd kind of prefer it.
Seriously.
I'd take some pictures of me now and then, but very rarely.
That's not my thing.
I don't take pictures.
I really don't.
But be able to read.
What would your teenagers do if they had no?
You're not listening to me, are you?
What would your teenagers do?
What?
And I haven't said things like no ATMs or whatever it is.
What would your teenagers do?
What would happen?
If all of a sudden there's no anything, no traffic lights, no air conditioning, no lights.
We had a wonderful time.
Well, wonderful now.
One time in New York.
We were coming back from Staten Island.
My friend Big Bob was driving.
And we were crossing 57th and 9th.
And all of a sudden I said, hey, the streetlights aren't.
And it was a blackout.
Two days, three days.
And it was really...
I don't think it was...
It really wasn't...
This was 90...
What was that, honey?
Like 95 or...
Yeah.
90...
No.
It was before 9/11.
Hang on a minute.
Hang on.
New York blackout.
The most recent one was it was 2003.
2003.
Okay.
And you know that during that time it was actually interesting.
They had people I remember right around Hill's Kitchen, there were people who were actually neighbors.
People would take, because there was no air conditioning, and you would take your chairs or whatever out to the street.
People were talking.
I couldn't believe it.
I swear to God.
Huh?
Oh, they'd be rampaging now.
But anyway, well, same thing happened in 65. It was a black, I thought it was horrible.
But the point is, don't think that people aren't looking To choreograph and to beta test catastrophes.
And I'm telling you right now, when it comes to EMPs and the like, you know and I know, and we've been saying this forever, that they are going to weaponize weather.
You know and I know that they are going to weaponize weather and they are going to be able to use it and be able to turn it and they'll be able to take directed energy weapons, your favorite.
Tesla wave stuff.
Find tectonic parts of the world of the Earth's crust.
Blast it out in the Pacific.
Trigger earthquakes and watch tsunamis.
And if you think I'm exaggerating, if you think I'm just waxing conspiratorial, you have no idea what's in store.
It's that simple.
That simple, my friends.
That simple.
Now, a couple things here.
First and foremost, you groovy kids have been asking, and I've been doing this more and more telling you a couple of things here.
First and foremost, I want to tell you a couple of things here.
If you ever plan to motor west, take the highway, that's the byway, that's the best.
Get your kicks.
On Route 66. Let me see.
There's...
Where is this?
Anyone here?
I'll figure it out.
I had a wonderful...
Oh, here we go.
You have asked me before, where do I get the merch?
Where is this?
Well, I tell people...
You know, it's in the comment section.
Nobody looks there.
Here is the link to the merch.
Hats, mugs, this mug, this thing, you can, this is my favorite.
This is, it was empty now for my coffee, but you can, doesn't that look nasty?
If you didn't know what that was, it was like tobacco juice, didn't it?
Nasty.
Anyway, or transmission fluid.
You can grow koi in here.
This is the link right there.
The official merch store.
Hats.
Just look at it.
Everything you can imagine.
Merkins, Iron Maidens, Benoit balls, everything with the official logo on it.
That's that.
You didn't know that, did you?
Of course not.
Because you were too busy being selfish.
That's what you were.
You were too busy being selfish.
Now, another one too is, let's see, which is also important.
I want you to go and I want you to be a part immediately of Mrs. L's YouTube channel.
It is superb.
And she's got some great stuff about Andrew Tate.
She's got legislation nobody tells you about.
You don't know anything about this.
Nothing.
And here it is right now.
This is it.
Go to Lens Warriors right there.
And if you click that link, you go right to the...
Sign up area.
Okay?
You got that?
Okay.
Now, Shane Crandall, thank you.
Johnny Mass, thank you.
And thank you so much for being a part of this.
I mean it.
I thank you immensely for everything you do to make this so much fun.
So we've got a lot to talk about this evening, my friend.
Got the weekend coming.
Hope everybody's doing great.
There was a very terrible statistic.
What was it?
50?
The numbers of colon cancer in teenagers!
Teenagers!
Did you see this one?
Do they have any idea what that's from?
It is a teenage...
This is the strangest thing ever.
As you know, dear friends, Years ago, the idea of children...
Here we go.
Why have colorectal cancers jumped by 50...
No, by 500% in kids.
500%.
This is the strangest thing in the world.
Because most of the time, nobody ever had a colonoscopy until you were 50. Do you know what I'm finding out?
It's the number one that caused a cancer death.
And then you're 50. Number two, the limit.
Number one, cancer deaths.
Number one in men in their 50s is colorectal cancer.
Number two for women.
Oh, men under 50, excuse me.
And women under 50, number two, of cancers.
Number one cause of death in the country is, of course, heart attack.
Huh?
Kids?
Ten years old.
This is bizarre.
Right here, as a matter of fact.
I'll give you the link so you can see it for yourself.
Unbelievable.
What the hell is that?
Here's one for you.
Shift is over the past 20 years.
I think it has to do with diet.
That's me.
I would have to guess.
How many people do you know?
In their 60s who never had a colonoscopy.
Have you heard that one?
Have you ever heard that one?
Microplastics?
There you go.
You didn't know this.
You didn't know this, did you?
This is the scariest things ever.
Blood clots.
Wow.
This is weird, my friends.
This is weird.
There's something very, very wrong here.
And remember, when we tried to bring this to people's attention, what did they call us?
Conspiracy theorists.
That's right.
All of those people who were correct regarding ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine, all of them?
Was there an apology?
Nope.
It's every man for himself, my friend.
Every man for himself.
But I still think, I know people in their 60s, they've never had a colonoscopy.
Never!
Never!
The greatest thing that anybody says, you talk about, well, you know, there's a Hadron Collider.
No, the fact that they can take a camera, stick it up your ass, and you live, and they can look for cancerous polyps, lasso them, pull them off, and look at them right up there and say, yep, that looks weird.
That is one of the greatest things of all time.
And to think that there are people who have insurance, but for reasons I just don't know.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
One time, years ago, I've always done this.
Nobody really pays attention to me, which is a problem.
I said, you know, I believe in men should involve themselves in prostate self-exams.
Now think about that.
Nobody ever questioned me.
How do you do that?
Stand on a chair.
Oh, okay.
So anyway, dear friends, isn't that something?
Isn't that something?
Alright, my friends.
Listen, you have a great and glorious day.
Thank you so much.
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You listen, listen, listen.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
Of the jury, and I mean that sincerely.
Speaking of colonoscopies, one of the funniest things you can do ever, when you meet your friend, hi, how are you?
Just fine.
You know, when the doctor comes in, are you allergic to anything?
Not really.
And when was the last time you ate?
Oh, well, I fasted.
And it's sheer hilarity.
And they're saying, you know, you really shouldn't be making it.
I know.
Why do you think I'm having the test?
It's a pain.
It's terrible.
Can't be an astronaut.
Can't scuba dive.
Think about it.
Intimacy?
Forgot it.
Long-distance drivings in a Yugo?
No way.
All right, my friends.
You have a great...
Oh, Joseph Pujol.
Le Fartiste.
Le Fartiste.
The great one.
The great Le Pedomaine.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and a glorious night.
Gorgonzola, Digit Zoos, Jody, JJ, Citizen Ken, Hillbilly, You Maniac, Nightingale's in the room, Jimmy Brown and his band of renown, Faye Dalton, Bobby Johnson, let me see, Diane's there, JJ, Stacia Howell, the whole group.
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious night.
See you tomorrow morning at 8 o 'clock in the morning.
Sharp.
And don't forget, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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