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May 10, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Stormy Daniels Takes the Stand Again While the Entire Trump Lawfare Prosecutions Collapse
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Alright dear friends, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to this Thursday version of this thing of ours.
I'm your host, Lionel.
Rhymes with vinyl.
We always wish you a happy hello and a hi-yo silver.
Reminding you that, my friends, it is 180 days until the election.
Just remember that.
180 days.
All this stuff we're talking about.
All this stuff.
Israel and Palestine and Stormy Daniels and Mike Johnson.
180 days.
Okay?
That's it.
That's the Super Bowl, my friends.
Tonight, we're going to be talking about Stormy Daniels took the stand today for her, her denouement.
I don't know what we're going to be hearing about her anymore.
While the entire Trump lawfare prosecutions collapse.
It's one of the greatest things ever.
Did you notice how Trump today was standing in front of, with his lawyers saying, well, I can't talk right now.
You know, there's a gag order.
And he's talking.
But I can't talk right now because there's a gag order.
And I can't talk about this stupid case and this horrible, terrible...
But I can't talk now because, I mean, it was beautiful.
I love this guy.
I love this guy.
Did you forget about the Stormy Daniels case?
Of course.
Did you forget about the missionary position and the condoms and the rubbers and the pajamas and the golden needles and the this and the that?
Thank you.
Did you forget about that?
Of course you did.
See, that's the way this thing works.
It does not work.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
It doesn't work.
Now, here's what I'm going to do.
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Alright, my friends.
What's my favorite part of the trial?
The greatest part of the trial.
The most fun.
The greatest part.
The only part.
The greatest that I love.
Well, two.
But number one.
Closing.
Closing argument.
That's the best.
That is the greatest moment of them all.
This is when you get to pull everything together and you tell people what stuff means.
You tell them what it means, what that meant, what they said, what they didn't say, the way they acted.
The way their attitude was.
What they didn't remember.
What they did.
How lousy they were.
How stupid they were.
Whatever it is.
They're all done.
All the witnesses are done.
This is the final.
This is it.
Opening statement.
Closing argument.
Opening statement.
Introduction.
Argument.
The closing of the deal.
This is it.
The final word.
Opening statement.
Prosecution goes first.
They have the burden of proof.
Call your first witness.
Witness number one.
You conduct direct examination.
State your name for the record.
Who, what, when, where, why.
What do you do?
Were you on duty that night, your officer?
Very simple.
Let's say it's an accident or DUI.
Were you so employed in your capacity?
Did you have an occasion to come into contact with somebody known to you to be Smiling Sue?
Yes, I did.
And do you see Smiling Sue today?
Yes, she's right there.
Let the record reflect.
That the defendant has been identified.
Good!
I've ID'd the defendant.
Now we're on our way.
I'm just checking all the boxes.
Did I establish venue?
And where did you stop her?
AW123?
Okay.
Is that in New York County?
Yeah.
Venue?
I've got venue.
I've got to approve venue.
I've got to establish venue.
This prosecutor is only good in here.
He can't prosecute cases in Cleveland.
So I've got to make sure it's in New York.
Or whatever it was.
I had a case, J08, I'll explain to you in a moment.
Because they kept saying Florida Avenue, Florida Avenue, Florida Avenue, Florida Avenue.
Florida Avenue where?
There's a Florida Avenue in D.C. There's a Florida Avenue in Lakeland, Florida.
There's a Florida Avenue in Tampa.
There's a Florida Avenue in, I'll bet you, so many.
But they never said where.
They never said which state, which city.
You've got to affirmatively prove.
Jurisdiction.
And did you see him?
Yes.
And was he drunk?
Yes.
And did you do the breathalyzer?
That's it.
Thank you very much.
No further questions.
You're a witness.
I'm done with my direct examination.
I'm done with the police officer.
I did all my stuff.
I got all the stuff I need.
Very simple.
I want to know what happened.
I'll make it simple.
DUI case.
Was he driving or in the actual physical control of a motor vehicle to the extent his normal faculties were impaired or did he have a blood alcohol of.08 or above?
Was it administered?
That's it.
Done.
Finished.
Simple.
Done.
Don't make it complicated.
Get it done.
Okay.
You get to argue it later.
That's the good part.
You're done with the direct examination.
Thank you, officer.
No further questions.
Here comes the defense lawyer.
What does he do?
Cross-examination.
You cross-examine the other side's witness.
You can do cross, recross, rebuttal, surrebuttal.
I mean, you can go on and on if you want to go indefinitely.
Anyway.
What's the purpose?
What's the purpose?
What's the purpose of cross-examination?
By the way, look up, go online and look up Irving Younger.
The greatest evidence person ever.
Irving Younger.
Evidence, the most fun probably of any Class there is because you learn about life through evidence.
What's the purpose of cross-examination?
First rule of cross-examination?
Don't!
What?
Don't!
It's their witness.
Why do you want to talk to their witness?
If they said something stupid, you're going to clear it up, aren't you?
If they said something to hurt you, get them off the stand.
Get them out of here.
Get them out of here.
You've already done the damage.
What are you going to do?
Undo what they've done?
No!
You're going to piss them off?
You're going to risk?
Oh, yeah?
I used to love lawyers who would just repeat what you said.
So, you're saying that my client was drunk?
This is cross-examination?
Yes.
And you're saying that he reeked of alcohol, didn't you?
Yes!
And you're saying he couldn't drive.
Yes!
What are you doing?
Why are you repeating this?
Get him off!
Get him off!
The only thing you can do, maybe, is have a little fun.
I mean, maybe.
Officer, yeah, you're on the DWI squad, aren't you?
Yeah.
And it's good for your career to get as many convictions as possible.
Isn't that correct?
Yeah.
Thank you very much.
I'll look to further.
Ooh!
What does that mean?
I don't know, but ooh!
He's their witness.
What do I want to talk to him for?
Unless there's something really glaring.
And there never is.
There's something really glaring.
Something that's so...
How about this?
Officer, you weren't there, were you?
No.
No, I wasn't.
That's a good one.
Officer, you weren't working that day, were you, right?
That's correct.
You know nothing about this, do you?
No.
That's a good cross-examination.
Short of that, what are you talking to him for?
What's the point?
Now we've got Stinky Daniels or whatever.
Okay.
And everybody wants to go after her.
Oh my god.
What does Stormy Daniels have to do with anything?
Nothing.
I want to get her in closing.
Get her off of the stand.
Get her out.
Stormy Daniels, ladies and gentlemen.
She's gone.
I'm doing closing.
She's a porn star.
Now, this is risky.
Some people may...
You should have seen this MSNBC portraying her to be some, you know, like she's Gypsy Rose Lee or something.
She's a burlesque dancer.
What?
Thank you.
Thank you.
My cross-examination is very simple.
Nothing.
Except for this.
First of all, I'm going to call her Ms. Clifford.
Not Stormy.
Stephanie Clifford.
Doesn't that sound like somebody you went to school with?
Stephanie Clifford.
Stephanie?
Yeah, well you don't refer to the President as President Trump.
I'm not going to call you Stormy.
Your name is your name.
You were born.
Your birth certificate is Stephanie Clifford, right?
Okay, Ms. Clifford?
Fine, object!
I think it's a very nice name.
Now imagine this.
This is my necklace, Susan.
She was going into this, and you're a porn star!
And this is after she talks about, I went up to the room!
I'm only going to ask a question that I can ask with a leading question.
Why?
Because that's the only thing I can do in cross-examination.
I can ask leading questions.
They don't let me ask leading questions in direct.
Why?
Because it's my witness.
What do I need to ask a leading question for?
It's your witness!
Leading questions.
We don't like leading questions.
We don't like them.
We like people to answer, you know, and who and what, where.
But this is the other side's witness.
They're not going to be cooperative.
So we'll give you a little break.
We'll say, all right, ask leading questions.
Isn't it true?
Isn't it a fact you've never been to Poughkeepsie?
Isn't it true?
Your real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Isn't it true?
Your name isn't Storm.
Yes, no, yes, no.
This is what you want.
Yes, no.
No room for answer the question.
Yes or no.
Do you ever see those wonderful John Kennedy things where they say, ma 'am, can you give me a definition of a woman?
Yes or no.
That's not even a leading question.
Leading question will be, You can't give me the definition, can you?
That's a leading question.
Leading questions are the greatest.
So imagine this leading question.
Ms. Clifford?
Isn't it true that you cannot testify as to what happened on or about February the 14th?
Regarding the accusation of President Trump with the intent to defraud and to commit another crime, and to aid and conceal the commission thereof, made or caused a false entry to be made in the business records of an enterprise, to wit, an invoice from Michael Cohen dated February the 14th, 2017.
Marked as a record of the Donald J. Trump revocable trust and kept and maintained by the Trump Organization.
You don't know anything about that, do you?
Do you?
No.
Very good.
Count two.
Ms. Clifford, isn't it true that regarding the defendant, you cannot testify?
What happened on or about February the 14th of 2017, whether the defendant, with the intent to defraud and the intent to commit another crime and aid and conceal the commission thereof, made and caused a false entry in the business records of an enterprise,
to wit, an entry in the detailed general ledger for Donald J. Trump revocable trust, bearing voucher number 8-4-2-4-5-7 and kept and maintained by the Trump Organization.
You know nothing about that, do you?
No.
You can't testify anything about that, can you?
No.
Ms. Clifford, isn't it true?
And I go through each one.
34 times.
34 times.
And all she says is, no.
No.
You know nothing about that.
No.
And what does it do?
It tells the jury, oh yeah.
This is about something else, isn't it?
Mm-hmm.
This isn't about sex with Donald Trump.
Mm-mm.
This isn't about whether he has Old Spice or Skin Bracer or anything.
No.
Count 18. Isn't it true?
You know nothing about that.
No further questions.
And she looks, and the jury's looking at her like, what the hell are we, what was that about?
That's my point exactly.
What the fuck is she even doing here?
Now wait.
I don't want to talk about...
So, you went up to his room.
Forget went up to the room.
I'm not going to bring it up again.
This necklace was giving her the chance.
Did you see how she acquitted herself today?
They told her, calm down.
Speak slowly.
She seemed more assured.
I wouldn't have given her the chance.
I don't want to hear anything about Donald Trump.
The bedroom, this and that.
Nothing.
Ms. Clifford, you're not about to testify as to invoice.
Invoice versus voucher.
And there's numbers of them.
You're not going to testify anything about that, are you?
No.
Thank you.
Nothing further.
That's it.
And she gets up or she walks off.
Now, it might be a week that goes by.
It might be two weeks that goes by before I get to closing.
And after the state puts its case on, and the state says the state rests, that was it?
We rest.
That's it.
We're done.
Great.
You're done?
We're done.
You rest?
We rest.
No more witnesses?
Nothing more.
Okay.
Then the defense always, always, always makes what is called a motion for a judgment of acquittal.
JOA, sometimes in some place called a directed verdict, and it means this.
That I don't even have to go further.
Judge, you could rule right now.
You could direct a judgment of acquittal.
You can acquit President Trump now without us having to put on anything because they failed to satisfy the barest, simplest, initial Burden of proof, and that's just to prove the essential bare-bones, prima facie case.
I don't even have to say anything.
We don't have to say anything.
It was so devoid.
Why is that?
Judge Mershon, out of the witnesses that you put on, the state, not you put on, but the state, the state did not prove.
That on each of the aforementioned dates did not prove the intent to defraud, did not prove the intent to commit another crime, did not prove what the other crime was,
did not prove how President Trump aided or concealed the commission of the crime, The making and the causing of a false entry to be made in the business records of an enterprise did not prove that it was made in the detailed general ledger for
the Donald J. Trump revocable trust.
You did not prove the voucher number of 842457.
And you did not prove, the state, that it was kept and maintained by the Trump Organization.
That's just count two.
I got 34 of those.
You did not prove these factors of prima facie case.
This may sound boring to you.
You may be like, this is the stuff that gets lawyers' attention.
This is what gets judges' attention.
This is what appellate judges.
Ooh, this is good.
Then the judge will always deny that motion.
Always.
Let it go to the jury.
Let the jury decide.
But there's no prime official case.
Let it go.
Okay.
And now we put on our case.
And then it switches.
Our witness is called direct examination.
The prosecution gets to cross-examine our witnesses.
Donald Trump is not going to take the stand.
Donald Trump cannot take the stand.
Donald Trump is not going to take the stand.
Can you imagine what that judge will let in?
Can you imagine?
If they say, we want the president...
To display his genitals.
To publish his genitals.
Publish his genitals.
What?
This isn't even a sex case.
Mershine would do it.
With any other jug?
Not with this guy.
No.
Now we get done.
Now the defense rest.
Get done with our case.
I renew the motion for a judgment of acquittal.
Then the prosecution normally goes first with its closing argument.
Argument.
Not statement.
Argument where I pull everything together.
When they say argumentative, it's kind of what they mean.
It doesn't mean you're young.
And I bring up this big, big, big, Big poster.
We go to Kinko's and we have like the Ten Commandments.
We've got these things lined up.
And we put big red circles around this and this and this.
And we say, look at all the moving parts of this.
Every time you see a circle, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, each one of those is an element.
That had to be proved.
Each one of those with the intent to this, voucher number this, general ledger here, on this date here, with the intent to commit, to conceal.
Look at all.
And it's going to be filled with red circles.
All of those have to be proved.
Per count, and there's 34 of them.
If one of those is missing, that's it.
That count's done.
And if one count's not guilty, it's a misdrawal.
But Alvin Bragg said, oh, I'm going to charge him 34 kinds with all these moving parts.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, you want to talk about Ms. Clifford?
Yeah.
There's nothing to say.
She didn't say anything that affected the case one way or another.
Don't know what she was called to say.
Well, I think I know what it was to embarrass the president, but it has nothing to do with the charge.
Let me remind you.
It has nothing to do with the charge.
Let me make it easier.
Let's assume President Trump were charged with arson and they never mentioned anything about a fire.
They never talked about a fire.
They never talked about anything.
They just talked about He's in bed.
They're in the motel.
He did this.
He came out with that.
And I say, what about Arsene?
No, no, no.
This is good.
This is good.
Let's talk about this.
And did he have Old Spice?
Or was it Men in Skin Bracer?
Or was it English Leather?
Or Jade East?
Or High Karate?
Or maybe British Sterling?
Or maybe that knockoff.
You get kind of an Aqua Velva.
I like a nice Aqua Velva.
Nope, we talked about that.
I'm not going to put you to that again.
And I kept thinking to myself, and I'm sure you did too, what does this have to do with anything?
I'm looking at this.
I'm looking at this indictment, ladies and gentlemen.
They haven't proved anything.
Let me say this again to you.
They didn't prove anything.
And I'm not going to say anything about Ms. Clifford.
Because she didn't say anything about the case.
I don't know her.
I don't know her.
What she did and the president did has nothing to do with the case.
This is the case here.
Look at this.
Do you see anything about any kind of sexual activity?
I don't see anything about it.
And as the good judge will instruct you, the question is, did you call this expense?
Did you call it a legal expense when in fact it should have been reimbursement?
That's it.
We don't even care what it was.
We don't care whether it was a non-disclosure agreement, whether it was a contract.
We don't care what the non-disclosure was about.
Doesn't matter.
That's not the issue.
If you look at this indictment, and that's all we have to go on, the indictment says that he did not call it this.
That is it.
That is the end of this.
That is the end of this.
Period.
So let me say this again.
We don't know what the non-disclosure is.
As you know, as the good judge will instruct you, there's no such thing as hush money.
That's street talk.
It's a non-disclosure agreement.
Non-disparagement.
A waiver.
A release.
It's done all the time.
We're not talking about that.
We're talking about whether the president Wrote it as an expense?
Namely as a legal expense?
Or was it really reimbursement?
And I think I think they're going to somehow suggest to you and I don't want to do the job for them but I think what they're trying to suggest is maybe this benefited the campaign and somehow I So let's get down to brass tacks ladies and gentlemen.
Why is the president not guilty?
Well, it's not that he's not guilty.
They didn't prove it.
There's a reasonable doubt.
See, the word not guilty and innocent, we don't even say that.
He's not guilty because they didn't prove it.
And if you don't prove it, I'm not guilty.
I'm not guilty of assassinating President Kennedy.
Not because I was five years old at the time, but because they didn't prove it.
It's a very simple thing.
Very sterile.
Very sterile.
They didn't prove it.
They didn't prove any of it.
None of this.
And they put on witnesses.
They brought on I don't know why.
Hope Hicks.
What was that about?
I don't know.
Say to Ms. Hicks, can you testify 34 counts?
They brought the woman from the book company.
What about you?
What about these other people?
What does this have to do with anything?
Sometimes you have to bring in evidence, bring in people who provide a foundation of something.
But they weren't there at all.
Ladies and gentlemen, we've been here for three, four, whatever weeks, and I don't know anything about this case.
All I'm doing is I'm looking at this indictment.
They decided to bring this.
34 counts of this.
Did you hear anybody testify as a number?
No.
Did you see the ledger?
Did you see in count three the voucher number eight?
Did you see the number?
They've got to approve that.
They put that.
They think that number was so important, they put it in the indictment.
They put it in there.
That number was so important.
8245278.
That's what you got to prove.
There are some times when numbers matter.
The law says you got to be above a.08 blood alcohol content, BAC,.08.
And if you're.07, it doesn't work.
That number has to jive.
So they're the ones who decided this.
It's their law.
It's their statute.
They've got to prove it.
I don't know if...
Count one was voucher number 824-2.
I don't know the intent.
I don't even know what the other crime was.
But I do know about Hope Hicks and about the hotel room.
What does this have to do with anything?
This is very simple.
Whether you like President Trump, you don't like President Trump, whether you're a Democrat or Republican, it doesn't matter.
Their job is, did they prove this?
No.
Said it differently.
I hate to keep bringing this up.
If they charge President Trump with arson and there was no mention of a fire, he's not guilty.
Even though you're a Democrat, or you didn't vote for him, or you don't like him, or you don't like him, or you love him.
There's nothing to do with it.
You're a pathologist or a radiologist.
They bring you an x-ray.
You hold it up.
They go, yep, broken.
Not broken.
That's it.
Very simple.
And you can leave today.
And when one of your friends tells you, did you find him not guilty?
Absolutely.
Why?
They didn't prove the case.
Do you like Trump?
I hate Trump.
They didn't prove the case.
I love Trump.
They didn't prove the case.
I don't even vote.
They didn't prove the case.
It has nothing to do liking him, not liking him, the porn industry, nothing.
And what you do is you get people so calmed down and they go back into that room and they say, he's right.
You know what?
That son of a bitch is right.
They didn't prove anything.
And I kept waiting, and I'm sure you did too.
And I'll bet you the judge was waiting too.
I think we all were.
I know President Trump was.
We've been waiting.
Well, time's up.
And that train never showed up.
And that's why it is incumbent upon you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, to go back into that room and to vote unanimously as to count one.
Not guilty.
As to count 2?
Not guilty.
As to count 3?
Not guilty.
As to count 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21,
22. 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, and count 34. Not guilty.
Not proved.
No evidence.
Nothing.
Didn't prove the case.
Nothing special.
Hold up that x-ray.
Not broken.
But I'm limping.
You're limping, but you're not broken.
You don't understand.
I can't walk.
That may be, but your leg's not broken.
You ask me whether your leg was broken, not whether you were hurt, not whether you were in pain.
You ask me, is it broken?
Nope.
Not broken.
Are you pregnant?
Nope.
But I've got morning sickness.
But I'm gaining weight.
But the doctor said I was pregnant.
But the home pregnancy, the EP...
Nope.
Nope.
I mean, it's very simple.
And what you do is you disabuse people of the passion.
You make it very, very, very technical.
And, oh, okay.
That's okay.
He makes a lot of sense.
I thought it was something...
No!
And when you leave those, the copy of the indictment, with all these red circles, use words like intent, and to cause, and number, you say, wow!
You have a lot to prove.
That's why you've got to get down to business.
Count one!
Do you have the voucher?
I'm sure.
What number is that voucher?
8-425-4?
No.
We need 84255.
Ooh, that's the wrong voucher.
That's not good.
Not guilty.
May seem like a trivial technicality.
Oh, I like technicality.
Yeah, the law is funny about that.
We want to be real technical.
Kind of like that picture.
It's like this again.
Yep, it's broken.
Want me to be technical?
Yeah.
Technically, you don't have a broken leg.
When you get a colonoscopy, you don't want to see this.
I don't know.
You want to say yes or no?
Well, a lot of times I'll just snip those polyps off.
But the point is, you leave and they say thank you.
And you just calm it down.
And then old Stephanie Clifford's stinky saddles or whatever, she says, what'd they say about me?
Nothing.
What?
Your name never even came up.
Wait a minute.
My name never came up?
Your name never came up.
The closing argument.
The lawyer never talked to me.
He said you didn't say anything.
That was a case one time.
There was a guy in Tampa years ago.
Kind of a mobster.
Great guy.
I don't want to mention his name, but he's no longer with us.
But loved him.
Loved him.
Not a bad guy.
Not, you know, made.
Just kind of a little shady.
And it was a federal case.
And he defended himself and said, you are crazy.
He said, I'm...
And this was his closing argument.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Since nobody mentioned my name, I'm going to sit down.
And that was it.
And he acquitted him.
Most important...
I love it.
Since nobody mentioned me, I'm going to sit down.
That's it.
That's what a defense lawyer does.
I'm not out to go after...
Stormy Daniels and she's a slut?
No!
You run the risk of that.
Somebody may say, hey, my daughter's a slut.
And I was a slut too.
I don't appreciate that.
Maybe she had to do that.
Maybe I like that.
Maybe I...
Why are we even going there?
Why even open up the can of worms?
Why?
So you had sex before?
Come on!
Stop it!
You don't know what that jury...
They may think, you know, this is the most beautiful woman.
I don't know what people think.
I have no earthly idea.
But I don't have to go there because it has nothing to do with her.
Or Hope Hicks.
Or anything.
See a story about Hope Hicks and her father, the family, and...
Oh, please.
The father-in-law and all...
Who cares?
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You know...
One of the greatest stories ever, one of the best courtroom stories, I always tell people, was my cousin Vinny.
Because that was an actual, that was an actual case.
That was a did-you-prove-it kind of thing.
Those things are very, very rare.
Those are very rare when you can have an actual eyewitness testimony, expert witnesses, discovery, arraignment.
It was one of the best cases ever.
One of the worst was, oh my god, the verdict with Paul Newman.
What's that all about?
What was that all about?
And I'm going to go back to what I'm saying right now.
Remember, I'm telling you this.
I do not know why people have this thing about cross-examination.
I do not.
Go tear them up!
Tear them up?
Why?
What's the point?
What's the point?
There's nothing better than they didn't do anything.
Whenever I would excuse, there was a trick that a lot of people did.
Jerry Spence, remember him?
He did this very well.
You say, Mr. Clark, yeah.
We want to thank you very much for being with us today.
Appreciate your time and effort.
And I have nothing from you, sir.
Thanks a lot.
I thank you.
Like I invited you.
You were subpoenaed.
You know what I mean?
But it makes me sound like I'm in charge.
Thank you very much for this.
We appreciate the time you took out for being here.
Let me wish you a We wish you well.
Thank you very much.
Well, thank you.
They're off the hook.
And then somebody says, why didn't they ask me any questions?
I don't know.
Get him off.
He's not going to help us.
He's their witness.
And then every now and then, maybe somebody says something really stupid, but not.
That doesn't happen.
Because the prosecutor...
And then you've got to ask yourself, why is this even going to trial?
Why is this at trial?
It's not good.
When a case is going to trial, that's not good.
It means that you're either asking for some ridiculous sentence, something stupid, or it's life or murder or something where you've got to go to trial.
Or, if it's not like that, then you've got Maybe a defense.
Maybe there's something that's really, you know, a really good case.
Okay, well, that's an interesting one.
There's a certain defense.
And defense is normally...
Depending upon the defense, you've got to kind of get a...
I mean, you can kind of weed your way through.
Three motions to dismiss.
You make a deal.
People...
I love when they would say, you know, we've got to get rid of plea bargaining.
Plea bargaining, it's the greatest thing in the world.
Why are you looking at probation?
Fine.
What am I going to do?
Go to trial?
That's not a plea.
That's a plea.
It's a deal.
Make a deal.
He's going to get probation.
Go ahead.
What are we doing here?
What if I'm going to go to trial?
The judge will kill you.
Why are you taking this to trial?
I don't know if the judge is going to try a case.
No, no, no, no.
Do you know what would happen?
If I said something, if I said, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, excuse me, my name is Lionel.
Every now and then somebody calls me Lionel.
I don't know where that comes from, but anyway.
And I want everybody to listen to me.
Next month, or let's say June 1st, give me plenty of time.
June 1st.
I want everybody, everybody in the United States who is charged with anything, speeding ticket, civil infraction, watering your lawn during a water ban, administrative case, divorce.
Certain things, not only adoption or something, but I want everybody to plead not guilty.
Demand a trial.
The system will shut down.
You want to blow the system up?
You don't need any bombs.
You don't need anything.
I will shut it down.
Everybody plead not guilty.
We're going to trial.
And if you want to demand speedy trial, even better.
Speedy trial is a weird thing.
You don't want that.
There's constitutional speedy trial, then there's...
The whole system would just shut down.
Shut down.
Absolutely shut down.
It couldn't function.
This is the worst piece of garbage.
Now you ask yourself this question.
Is this judge really bad?
First, my friend, we've got to realize something.
And I want you to listen to me carefully.
We are not in the courtroom.
As much as we think we know, we're not in the courtroom.
You've got to be in the courtroom.
You've got to see it.
You've got to feel it and taste it.
You've got to know.
You've got to...
You just know.
There are cases you can predict who's going to win from picking the jury.
I'm serious.
So we don't know.
But if I were to say to Judge Mershon, Judge, There's nobody here, okay?
But I gotta tell you something.
You know and I know.
There was no reason to let in Stormy Daniels.
You do know that, right?
None.
None.
I told you before, under this Federal Rule of Evidence 403, evidence that is relevant.
Evidence that is relevant.
Can be excluded.
Because the probative value, meaning its worth, whatever it adds to the case, is outweighed by its tendency to confuse, prejudice the jury, cumulative evidence, all this stuff.
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JT says, Lionel, war game spars 2020.
Trump won't denounce the vax.
They will blame Trump.
It's why others are saying they have side effects.
Thoughts?
Well, thoughts about your idea.
By the way, thank you for this.
I have a thought on that.
And I'm not a virologist or anything like that.
I would bet you that if we knew the absolute truth of how many people are really sick, how many people are all up, bad, and how in any other situation they would say, I think we wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
And I think some people are saying to themselves, thank God, thank God, I did not, how do I say this?
Well, didn't Fredo say, hey, you're right about the ivermectin and all that kind of jazz and all that?
I think everything that everybody said, from Bobby Kennedy to whatever, was all true.
It was all true.
At the same time, I am not saying, nor do I have any reason to believe, that the vaccine did no good or that there was no...
How do I say that?
That there was no...
I've heard people who say, ah, there was no COVID.
Yeah, there was.
No, there wasn't.
Yeah, there was.
Nah, nah, nah.
No, there's a coronavirus.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Now, you can argue all kinds of stuff about it.
People who found them so, so, you know.
How about Bobby Kennedy's worm, brain worm?
I think Bobby Kennedy is losing it.
I think Bobby Kennedy is losing his mind.
I do.
I do.
I really do.
John McQuaid, ladies and gentlemen, is a new member.
God bless you, Johnny.
Welcome.
Have some crumb cake.
How many of you have lost all faith in Bobby Kennedy completely?
Anybody?
Is there anybody who says Bobby Kennedy's great with this nonsense vice presidential nominee?
Well, the brain worm is kind of interesting, but he sold out.
Notice Rabbi Shmuley's nowhere around.
Do you see what they're happening?
You do know what's happening.
I mean, they are doubling down so much now.
How dare you?
You're not paying your anti-Semite.
This Elise Stefanik, they're losing their minds.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Stop right there.
I'm going to ask you a question, okay?
Okay, here's my question.
I am the president of a university.
I am the principal of a school.
And I want to ask you your opinion about something.
We have a student.
His name is...
And Cindy, Gracie, everybody, this is our student.
Okay?
You got it?
Okay.
This person said, had a sign that said, death to Israel.
Held it up.
And others as well.
They were yelling, death to Israel.
Hypothetical.
Let's take a vote.
Should we get rid of him?
Should we kick him out of school?
Yes or no?
Simple question.
First hypothetical.
Signs up.
Death to Israel.
Chanting.
No violence.
Just saying death to Israel.
Not the Jews.
That's tough because then you could point to people.
Like if I pointed to gay people and said death to gay people.
Now we're getting close to home.
But let's talk about a foreign country.
Anybody?
Anybody?
Anybody here?
Elise Stefanik would say, well, what did you do?
Did you censor these people?
I'd say, hell no!
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
I didn't do it.
I didn't fire him.
No.
We talked to him.
You damn right I don't talk to him.
I said, oh, no, no, no.
Come here.
Come here.
We're going to have groups of people.
We're going to sit down and we're going to say, now, I recognize this, but if you do this, You are very close to causing problems.
I am never going to get rid of somebody because of their speech.
I'm not going to kick you out of school.
I'm not going to call the police because of speech.
Period.
Do you understand this?
Period.
Not.
Is there anybody who says that you should be, that you, and, and, to another country?
To another country?
Anybody?
Does anybody think that?
Seriously, you should say, I think we should do it.
What if they said, death to Russia?
Wait a minute.
You know how these anti-Putin people are.
They hate Putin.
They go, what's wrong with that?
Wait a minute, it's a different country.
Oh, so it's some countries?
Are you going to post a list of which country is okay to hate?
This is the biggest bunch of bullshit I've ever heard in my life.
I can't believe this.
In 1977, we had the Supreme Court say, you can march in Skokie, dressed as...
Nazis.
I'm not laughing.
Oh, yes, I'm laughing.
As Nazis.
Hello?
Hello?
And Elise Stefani says, I'm supposed to tell somebody, excuse me, would you turn in your card?
You had a sign.
You had a sign?
Oh, here we go.
Lori Cuck said, Lori's got a new picture!
Redacted with Lionel and JRE with God, Sad, Brilliant.
Joe Rogan, I don't want to, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to push for the Joe Rogan, but thank you, by the way, Lord.
I would have Joe mesmerized.
I know what I'm doing.
I've been doing this, see?
I've been doing this for a long time, see?
Let me give you this.
Had a wonderful time with Natalie Morris from Redacted.
Let me give this to you right here.
There we go.
I'll give you right there.
This is the link.
You have a great time with that.
I'm going to watch that.
Thank you for that.
But let me ask you something.
I'm serious.
Tell me right now, what should I kick somebody out of school for saying?
Tell me right now.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Tell me what I should...
Give me something.
Give me something that you can say.
Glory.
Gangsta.
I'm a gangsta.
Tell me.
Tell me what you should say.
Tell me.
What can somebody say?
Tell me the words.
Tell me.
Or you can say, alright, did you say that yet?
You're out.
You're out.
How about this?
Not fire in a crowded theater, but calling in a bomb threat.
Well, that's kind of, you know.
Well, I mean, I'm trying to think.
But if somebody says, okay, what if they said Israel is involved in genocide?
Should I kick somebody out?
Well, what do you think?
Sparky says dockets are clogged up.
Many cases get dismissed or put on the shelf because of the defendant.
This is on a jury trial.
Lawyers can't push this as they need to stay and do graces with the judge.
That's true.
Well, I wouldn't want to.
By the way, I would never, and thank you, Sparky, I would never push this.
Hey, let's jam the system up.
No, no, no, no.
I'm an officer of the court.
I'm not an obstructionist.
I'm just telling you that's what happened.
But let me ask you a question.
Let me just ask you a very, very simple question.
Senor Vasco says, One day you'll have millions of subs.
Delivery is all.
Thank you.
I don't know what that means, but thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
I don't know what could possibly be said that I couldn't say that would eliminate me from this.
Lori says, so what?
Say what you want.
That's my point exactly.
My point exactly.
How about this one?
Did you see Marsha Blackburn?
And I think what we should do is, if you're on a student, if you're a student visa, and you're a member of a terrorist organization, or you avow membership in a terrorist organization, you should be deported.
By the way, that's an INS law, by the way.
You should be deported or have your student loaned and visa pulled.
Same thing for you.
If you get a student loan, because it's government-backed, if you show allegiance to a terrorist organization, she actually said that.
We are losing our mind.
Shut up.
Now, you could say, well, I don't have to give you the student loan, but are you crazy?
Are you out of your mind?
You're kidding me, right?
You're kidding me.
What?
How about this?
We're going to put you on a no-fly list.
What?
You should know.
I got into an argument.
I've got a friend of mine.
He's kind of a retired...
Well, he is.
He's not kind of.
He is a retired judge.
And he said the same thing he said.
That there's this provision that says that you should be basically...
You could be deported for being caught a member of Hamas.
J.D. says, why didn't the prominent...
Jews pull their funding when they were literally banning white kids from sections of the college.
I don't know.
That's an interesting question.
But let me ask you a question.
Let me just say, let me start off with this.
Now, you didn't ask me what I agree with.
Do I agree with the sentiment or the right to say it?
And I can't think of hardly anything That should get you from a college?
Yeah, but you don't understand.
See, Hamas is a terrorist organization.
The Nazis marched in Skokie in 1977.
Mein Kampf, you can get on Amazon.
You can go to public libraries.
They've got copies of it there.
This is the blueprint for genocide.
Hitler, are you shitting me?
You want to get rid of that too?
I don't understand this.
You can be a Nazi.
You know you can join the Nazi party in this country.
You know you can, right?
I don't know where they are, but you can be white supremacist, Aryan nation, Muslim Brotherhood.
Was that okay too?
Muslim Brotherhood?
I'm going to say something.
I'm going to say something and nobody ever wants to even address this.
What would you do if you were in...
Let me ask you a little bit.
What would you think of Hamas if you were in Gaza?
What would you think of Hamas if you were in Gaza?
It's a very simple question.
What would you think of them?
What?
Tell me.
How do they think?
Do people in Gaza Do people in Gaza Look at Hamas As being What?
Now this is a tough one.
Nobody ever wants to get into this one.
But it's important.
If you were in Jabalia or Kanyunis or Rafa, what would you think?
If you were there, what would you say?
Would you consider, you might say to yourself, Laurie says I think they were heroes.
I don't know.
I might say, you could say one of the two things.
You could say, you know, this is bullshit.
These people are causing, we were doing terrific.
And all I know is that they're sending missiles and they're sending rockets.
And they're using the tunnels and stuff, which everybody knows, and you're doing all this stuff, and you haven't done anything, and this was the biggest mistake.
You know, Fatah wasn't anything as bad as that.
You're just as, or, you're just as corrupt and just as whatever, or, or, you could say, you know what, if it wasn't for you, nobody'd be talking about us.
You tell me.
Sparky says, are they terrorist organizations or commando organizations?
According to George Carlin, it depends on which side they're on.
Oh, Sparky, dear friends, it all depends on who you are.
You're right about that.
JTE says, they're really showing the world how special they are.
Tax dollars are tax dollars, only now it's a problem.
Also, are Jews white?
I don't know what that means, but...
I don't understand.
How anybody.
Why are we, we don't have money for this.
People act like we got all this money.
Why are we giving money to Ukraine?
By the way, that's done.
That's just so done.
So over.
So over.
Remember that?
Remember how we, remember how they say people who all of a sudden, all of a sudden, we gotta stand with Israel.
Wait a minute.
Excuse me.
No offense, but stand with who?
Stand with Ukraine.
What, am I going to stand with Ukraine now?
First Ukraine now?
Anybody else?
How about America?
Stand with America?
No, we're not interested in that.
No, no way.
This is such bullshit.
I mean, I'm sorry to keep using this word, but it's the perfect word.
This is the most ridiculous thing in the world I've ever heard in my life.
This is none of our business.
You've got 40,000, 50,000 people dead, and I don't know.
Well, is it a genocide?
I don't know.
You know what, okay?
Here's my word.
Massacre.
Is that okay?
Can we use that?
Is that okay with you?
Anybody have a problem with that?
Laurie says, we're giving debt.
We have no money.
Absolutely!
And by the way, Laurie, where do you think we get our money to service our debt?
China.
What the hell is going on?
Oh, by the way, one thing that Putin did.
By the way, today was victory day.
Today's victory day in Russia.
It was.
Anyway.
Putin said this.
He said, I'm not going to send in my units.
Nobody even knows.
Nobody even knows.
The Ukrainians, how many?
Half a million?
750,000?
A million?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Putin said, I'm not going to send my men and women, I guess, too, my soldiers into some meat grinder.
I don't have to.
How about this?
The other day they said that the military, that the Israeli military, the IDF, were actually compassionate because they were, get this, they were calling people up and saying, by the way, yeah, excuse me, you might want to leave because we're going to just devastate your neighborhood, but we're calling you up.
Have a nice day.
Wasn't that great?
How about if Putin did this?
Hello?
Yes.
Listen.
I don't know why I'm doing a leeson.
What is that?
Charo?
I don't know what kind of accent that is, but...
Listen.
Zelensky.
Yes.
This is Vladimir.
Listen.
Are you going to the mall?
Yeah.
I wouldn't go there for you.
Just letting you know.
I heard such...
Desperation today.
And I'm thinking to myself, okay.
They said that these major schools, major Ivy League schools are losing tons of money because their students, their students have basically turned these institutions into Oh, by the way, just to let you know, hot off the presses.
This is a version of how I would have handled Stormy.
Kind of a reiteration of what we did today.
But you get this first.
Because that just came out.
By the way, Lionel members heard this before.
They get an early version of the videos.
Whatever.
Now here's the bottom line.
And I think we all can speak this.
I've got no beef against anybody.
None.
I've got no beef against I don't hate anybody.
I don't hate Ukrainians or Jews or Arabs or Palestinians.
I've got peace in my heart.
I love the world.
I don't care about them.
I really don't.
And it's nothing personal.
It's not like I don't care.
It's I don't care.
It's I don't care.
I'm busy.
And whatever you want to do, I hope you figure it out.
But you see, I have this thing.
When I hear that there's, you know, 50,000, I don't even know how many, I don't even know how many people are actually killed.
My heart breaks.
Lori, Lori Cuck says, some people didn't go to work on 9-11.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, that one.
You know, that's one of those ones.
I never could figure that one out.
I know people, Laurie, I swear to God, people who work downtown, right around the, they said, you know, every day I go and I get my coffee and my whatever, and all those Arab dudes, they weren't there that morning.
We saw a fellow today, we were driving, and this evening, and there was an Arab, a Muslim, I should say, he's Muslim, In the street, praying.
Praying in the street on his prayer rug, facing east.
Cars, I mean, not in the middle of the street, but he did this.
He had a push cart, you know, like a food truck, and he was praying.
I think that's the most beautiful thing in the world.
I think peace and beautiful.
Beautiful.
No matter who you are.
No matter who you are.
But here's the deal.
And listen to me carefully.
No more weapons.
2,000 pound bombs for Gaza?
No.
Sorry.
2,000 pounds?
What are you talking about?
I think Netanyahu said, we don't need you.
We'll attack them with nails.
Now, by the way, I don't know if you know this or not, but when you've got people like Jerry, oh, here's something else.
Oh, you're going to love this one.
You're going to love this one.
I am finding myself agreeing with people I never thought I'd agree with.
Nancy Pelosi, Jerry Nadler, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer.
And they're telling Bibi Netanyahu, what are you, nuts?
This is nuts.
This is crazy.
There might be...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Well, Hamas is...
Don't give me the Hamas stuff.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We've been through this.
This is nuts.
No more.
No more.
And people are saying that's enough.
And by the way, remember...
Remember what Biden says.
He's got his two-state solution.
He's worried about his two-state solution.
That's right.
Michigan and Minnesota.
And you know who's lost their minds?
Fox News.
Fox News.
Crazy.
Have you heard Ainsley?
Oh my gosh.
She got the memo.
Victor Davis Hanson?
Oh, Jesus.
Stefanik, I know this.
She's a congressperson.
But I just, I can't believe what I'm hearing.
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Dershowitz, I understand.
I understand.
Look, I get it.
I'm not stupid.
Look.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This is, this is, this is And I hear people sometimes, and I'm thinking to myself, wow.
And the reason why, and if we look, I don't want to keep rehashing this.
It is so obvious.
Enough!
There are women and children, and half of these people are children for the love of God.
Enough.
Stop it.
Period.
Call it whatever you want.
You know what?
You worry about the anti-Semitism, you want to kill the First Amendment, go ahead.
You want to pass an anti-Semitism law?
That's ridiculous.
You want to do that?
Okay.
You always want to go after speech.
That, we can argue, that's a debate, but killing people in the meantime?
This is ridiculous.
There's no need for this.
This is ridiculous.
You know this.
Look, we all know this.
We all know this.
And I love when I meet people sometimes and I'm saying, you know, I don't know if it's because you don't think about this or maybe you just like, maybe you like the team sports part of it.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
The same people.
The same people.
I've heard people before.
This was really, this is very interesting.
People have very strong opinions.
And by the way, I don't yell at people that I, Not that I disagree with, but I like it.
And I've got somebody who's one of these Fox News, you know, I don't want to hear this stuff, you know.
Hamas gets bigger and bigger and bigger every day.
Hamas is the biggest thing.
Okay, fine.
So, one of these Fox News people, and I remember recently we were talking about something.
I said, remember Dances with Wolves?
Yeah!
Remember Sasheen Littlefeather?
Sparky says, Netanyahu's replacement, who they be isn't clear, could be less reasonable than him, if you can believe that.
Oh, well, Sparky, thank you.
His war cabinet.
Oh my God.
And by the way, it's not just Netanyahu.
There's a lot of people there who say, look, we're not getting tough enough and wow.
But listen, unless you're there, these people aren't crazy.
They're not out of their minds.
It's not like that.
Let me tell you about my friend.
So I said, remember Sasheen Littlefeather?
Who remembers that?
Quick, quick, quick.
Who remembers the name Sasheen Littlefeather?
Who remembers that?
If you're of a certain age group, remember that?
Okay.
Anybody?
Sashing Little Feather.
Sashing Little Feather.
Who is this?
John Messers, Mark Levin, Dennis Prager, sellouts like Victor Davis Hanson.
I don't know if they're sellouts.
I do not believe they are sellouts.
I believe they are true believers.
And I believe, like with anything else, if you maintain a climate, Greta Thunberg, if you're into EV, and if you're into wind power, listen, Fauci's made a ton during the vaccine, Greta Thunberg, and there's money to be made.
There's money to be made left and right.
Let me go back to what I'm saying.
Sashing Littlefeather was the Indian quote-unquote sent by Marlon Brando for the 1970 whatever it was Academy Awards when he won for The Godfather.
This was Marlon Brando.
And he sent her.
Turns out she wasn't even Indian.
She was Mexican.
She was Mexican.
Anyway, so she went up there and we cared about these people called the Indians.
We cared about these people called the Indians.
Okay?
This is the most important thing in the world.
We cared about this.
So I'm telling my friend, yeah.
I said, this is funny.
Marlon Brando, that's right.
And I said, you remember the story?
Don't you remember Sparky?
Where they said, these people, we came in.
They were there first.
I said, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Kathy Ficarota.
I know more Ficarotas than you would ever know.
That's all I'm going to say, Kathy.
That's all I'm going to say.
Ficarota.
I know more than you could ever know.
All right.
So anyway, so I'm talking about France.
Isn't this something?
And we took their land.
Yeah, you're right.
And they were there first.
Yeah, they were kind of indigenous.
Yeah, they were there first.
Yeah.
And we claimed some kind of, I don't know what it was, some kind of ownership.
Yeah.
And I said, does this sound at all familiar to you?
I said, I'm just curious.
Isn't it funny how you have absolute sympathy and understanding?
With the notion of that.
But when it comes to other people, you don't seem to understand it as well.
She was a Billy Jack copy.
One tin soldier rides away.
Billy Jack was the greatest movie.
I remember when it came out, it was the summer I saw it at Horizon Park Theater on Hillsborough Avenue.
I think I was in third grade.
What year did Billy Jack come up with?
I loved it.
Billy Jack.
Billy Jack came out of the movie.
It was 1971.
I was 13 years old.
Remember that the daughter?
It was Tom Laughlin, Dolores Taylor.
Remember this?
They had Howard Hessman was in it.
They had all of these great, great actors.
These great, these actors that you've seen a million times.
Oh, Burt Freed, Kenneth Tobey, Richard Stahl.
I'm telling you names.
I know these names.
Anyway, there was this, you remember the one kid who, it was Bernard.
And Bernard, they went to this What was it he had?
Oh, there were the Indian kids where he goes, please, sir.
This guy had an underbite like you can't believe.
We're talking Bruce Springsteen times ten.
Please, sir.
Oh, he wanted some ice cream.
Remember that?
This one kid?
He just basically said, abuse me.
That was his role.
Abuse me.
He was one of the Indian kids.
And they had the young girl.
She was a white girl, but she had a headband.
And here comes Bernard and that big lug.
His bodyguard.
And there was a little girl there.
They were in the ice cream shop.
So he says, well, you want some ice cream?
Please, sir.
We just want some ice cream.
Okay.
I'm thinking, here we go.
I'm getting pissed off.
I'm 13. They just want to have some ice cream.
Bellyjack, where are you?
Come on.
The little town.
You think they would get along?
No, no.
Not Bernard.
No.
With the...
Remember the Corvette?
In any event, he shows up and he takes a scoop of...
He says, oh, I know how to make you white.
And he takes a scoop of flour and he pours it on this kid.
Now the kid has got flour.
Remember the scene?
Pretty sure.
He says, you know, I'm getting tired of you when you're underbite.
Okay, pal.
Bernard is just pushing people around.
And the girl with the headband is making some joke.
And this poor girl, she's got flour on her hair.
And this guy, they hit him in the stomach.
He's on his ground.
And then all of a sudden in the background, you see in the background, kind of an obscure kind of vision.
There's the Jeep.
Guess who's here?
Billy Jack.
You're thinking, yes, this is professional wrestling.
This is like, this is a...
This is like a tag team.
This is Joe and Paul LeDuc.
This is, this is, you're finally, you're waiting.
They keep missing the tag, missing the tag.
Joe LeDuc's going to come in the Canadian free train and kill these people because his brother, who's in the ring now, is dead.
Because they keep missing the tag and you're at, this is what wrestling did.
As a young man, I was going crazy, and then they make the tag, and it was almost like having an orgasm, and you don't even know what that means, but mentally, because there's justice.
Okay, back to Billy Jack.
Here comes Billy Jack.
He walks, and he goes, well, well, well, what do we have here?
What do we have here?
And poor kid with the underbite, he's all messed up.
The girl's got the flower in her hair, and he says, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard.
He takes his hat off, and he says, you know, I try.
I never forget.
He goes, I try.
I really try.
They always tell me, what's Dolores?
Jane and the kids.
They tell me, you've got to keep your temper down.
But I try.
I'm saying, come on, Billy Jack.
Kill this guy.
Not yet.
Kill him.
And you know...
When I see this and what you did to this little person that we love so much and her name is which means, you know, flying beaver or sunshine of the heart of the sky or some shit like that.
It makes me go crazy!
I could watch that scene and he just wipes everybody out.
And he always takes his shoes off.
You notice that?
Takes his shoes off.
It's that barefoot thing.
Because I think he's been driving around in that Jeep all day long with the wool socks and the Wolverine.
You know what I mean?
I think if the foot doesn't get you, the funk, the rancid funk will knock you out.
Johnny Mazz says, like your music show you did a few nights ago, looking forward to a movie night.
What was your favorite Spencer Tracy movie?
Oh, you know what?
We're going to do movie night.
We are going to do that when we just talked about this.
I'm going to come up with a little bit of a list, a priori as it were.
Sparky says, Some say the American Revolution had more to do with King George not allowing westward expansion so as not to disgrace any more natives than it was about taxation without representation.
Oh, I think so.
Absolutely.
And I think if you go one step further, if you look at what Franklin would say, I think the central bank, that notion, had a lot to do with it as well, dear friends.
As well.
Big time.
In any event.
I've been talking far too much.
You've been so kind.
I've been talking an hour and 23 minutes.
An hour and 23 minutes.
An hour and 23 minutes.
Think about that.
Take that.
I don't know what that means, but take that.
So, Sparky, I want to thank you.
Johnny Maz, thank you.
Sparky, I said this, Johnny Maz.
Lori Cuck, by the way, has got a new picture.
LK, got a new...
Very, very, very flattering.
JTE, thank you.
Let me see who else is here.
Senior or whatever, Vasco, thank you as well.
And let me see.
Johnny McQuaid, new member.
And I thank you for all that.
Thank you for your friendship.
Thank you for this.
And also, dear friends, gotta tell you, you know what I'm gonna say.
I would be remiss if I didn't tell you about this.
The best, the best YouTube channel.
You've got to follow Mrs. L at Lens Warriors.
I'm not just saying it because it's true.
I'm saying it because it's true.
And this is the link right now.
Lens Warriors.
Go and find.
Go and go right now.
Right this moment.
One tin soldier rides away.
That's it.
Go ahead and teach your neighbor.
What was that?
Warrant?
They had one name.
One tin soldier.
Remember, it had one name.
It was...
Come on, what's the name?
What's the name of the group?
Hang on a minute.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you.
Coven.
Coven.
How could I?
How could I?
My eyes were deceiving me.
Coven.
Remember the lyrics?
Remember how the song was so long?
This isn't written to a story that was written long ago about a kingdom on a mountain and the valley folk below.
Two hours later.
And the station wagon moving at the maple and the man.
Made some toast and put some butter.
Go ahead and change your...
Three hours later.
And I went...
It was like Oh Happy Days by the...
Not Mahalia Jackson, but the something Hawkins singers.
Oh happy day.
Oh happy day.
When Jesus walked.
When Jesus walked.
Two hours later.
When Jesus got a loan.
And Jesus got a loan.
And Jesus got a warranty.
And Jesus got...
So please, follow Mrs. L, please.
Right there.
Cow cells are great.
By the way, Wes and Minda, cow cells, Susan, who is terrific, and her other two brothers, they appear at the cutting room every year.
Saw them excellent.
Excellent.
In any event.
All right, dear friends.
One more time.
Follow Mrs. L right there.
Got a great piece.
What's your latest one going to be on?
Oh, that Andrew Tate?
Mrs. L has been asking, where are the children?
And nobody's asking because we're too busy talking about things that don't really matter.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and a glorious day.
Thank you so much for being a part of us.
Thank you for not what you do, but what you appear to do.
And I mean that sincerely.
Until tomorrow at 8 a.m., don't forget the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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