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April 23, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Trump, Hillary, Zel the MIC Shill and the Collapse of America
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Okay.
Now, where do we start?
Well, let's look at some of the stuff you heard over the weekend.
Oop, that's not the one.
Let me try this one.
There you go.
Let's look at some of the stuff we heard over the weekend, Absolutely, absolutely sick to your stomach.
Just sick to your stomach.
Okay?
And for no particular reason, I want to start off with this beaut.
This one really kills me.
This is the one you're going to love.
This is the one I love.
This is...
We did this one last night.
And this was so terrific.
This was old Hillary Clinton, bless her heart.
And sometimes people get words wrong, like supposedly.
I'm sorry, I'm priggish.
I believe in the English language.
Call me funny.
Call me wacky.
I'm not going to apologize for it.
When you're Miss Wellesley, Miss, you know, I'm going to jail law school.
She said the other day that Trump had 91 indictments.
No, he didn't.
He did not.
It doesn't have 91 endowment, 91 counts, maybe less.
But hell, just the New York endowment, there's 34 counts right there.
Little things like that from somebody as a genius, as a genius, as monumental, this intellectual centurion.
Listen to this feud, okay?
Women and girls disproportionately bear...
Let me try this again.
I'm sorry.
I get so excited.
I turn down the volume.
It's not good.
Though sometimes I wish I could do that in life.
Don't you wish you could just...
Keep talking.
I just can't hear you.
Women and girls disproportionately bear the burden of climactic events.
Now let me stop right there.
As you know, we said last night, if you missed this, there's climactic events.
There's climactic...
Climate and climactic is that involving the climax.
I'm sorry.
Good news, ladies!
You bear the burden of climaxes.
Women and girls disproportionately bear the burden of climactic events.
Merch.
They are more likely to be affected by natural disasters.
Yes.
And particularly by extreme heat.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please.
I'm not.
I'm not laughing at extreme heat.
I don't want people to be affected by extreme heat.
But there is an expression that you know we have in this country.
And it is called somebody who is just full of shite.
And she just will say whatever she has to say.
And she has not the foggiest.
I was going to say something else.
It begins with an F. The foggiest idea of what the hell she's talking about.
Extreme heat is becoming one of the biggest challenges to everyone.
Okay, but why?
Is it because of our cars?
Is it because of fluorochlorocarbons?
Is it because of Trump?
I'd like to know why.
Particularly to women, and particularly to women in the Global South?
The Global South.
Do you know what the Global South is?
The Global South, the term has been around for a long time, but everybody's saying it now to be hip.
You guys say Global South and Global North.
We don't say Third World anymore.
We say the Global South.
Who work in either positions outside in the informal economy, they're in fields, they're in factories.
Out factories outside.
I don't know about you.
There's nothing worse than a factory without a roof.
In this global south, in the hot sun, with women having climaxes.
They're in markets.
They're doing all kinds of work that becomes absolutely impossible if temperatures get to 40, 50 degrees centigrade.
And Hillary, not to run you, doll, sorry about this, but could you maybe tell us why?
And we're seeing and beginning to pay attention and to count and record the deaths that are related to climate, and by far the biggest killer is extreme heat.
Okay, again, I hate to do this.
We're kind of running out of time.
Can you maybe tell us why?
For example, I can say, you know, mosquitoes.
Why?
What do we do?
What would you like to do?
What can we do to fix this, to stop these women with climaxes out in the field?
I mean, even in Europe last summer, which has the ability to count and figure out what happened.
I don't know what that means.
I guess in the global South, they can't count.
Is that racist?
I think so.
They recorded 61,000 deaths because of the heat in Europe.
61. Okay.
I'll go along with that.
Fine.
Fair enough.
We don't have that kind of number yet from Africa, Asia, Latin America, but we know and estimate that we probably could measure about 500,000 deaths.
Okay.
Now, again...
Hey, we got a lot of speakers today, Hill.
Could you maybe tell us why?
The majority of those are women and girls, and particularly pregnant women who have special challenges in extreme heat.
Women and girls.
Okay.
Don't you love that?
This, this is, this is, this is, okay.
Did you learn anything?
No.
So therefore, here's what we need to do.
We need to have cooling stations.
We need to have maybe more opportunities to get people from outside because I got news for you.
There have been people who have been keeling over.
Anybody from Texas will tell you that it is insufferable.
It is horrid.
It is horrid.
Horrid what is going on in this place.
My God.
There's something about her that just makes you sick, doesn't it?
Isn't it me?
Is it me?
I don't think I'm the only one.
I'm the only one.
There's something sick about her.
She just makes me...
Let me see, I've got one that's another beaut.
You know, she's one of these people that, for some reason or another, she thinks she enjoys a degree of relevance.
She really does.
She thinks she enjoys this relevance.
She thinks that somehow, for some reason, she...
I don't know what the word is.
Let me see.
Where is this?
I had a really good one.
Talk amongst yourself.
I wanted to give you this one, too.
This is another one.
That's making the round.
And she doesn't get it, too.
See, that's the thing.
There are these events.
Years ago, a friend of mine went on a cruise.
And on the cruise he went to, he took this picture, and I thought it was so interesting.
It was a video.
I remember it was years ago when home video was just kind of brand new.
The people didn't know about how to use video stuff.
And there was this woman who was on the trip, on the whatever it was.
Who ran out.
She was apparently kind of crazy.
It was like somebody's grandmother or something like that.
And she ran out and she was dancing.
I'm trying to get this thing for you.
She was dancing.
Hang on a minute.
Just talk amongst yourself.
I know this is so...
I'm just a one-man show, my friends.
I'm just a one-man show.
I'm just a...
Let me see some here.
Okay, here we go.
Anyway, so this woman ran out and she was kind of like crazy.
She had like a ballerina outfit on or something.
She was like reverting to herself.
And she would run out and she would run out onto stages and do this stuff.
And the person who was on this ship The person who was on the ship would say, as this woman ran out, and she would come out with her tutu kind of bending over, like bending over, you know, like flipping her back.
She wasn't nude or anything.
And this fellow kept saying, if anybody knows who this woman is, who she belongs to, if anybody knows who this woman belongs to, and then she'd run off the stage.
And they would go on with a particular bingo or whatever it was.
So my friend kept...
Compiling this.
This woman.
They'd be someplace else.
Thank you very much for a hula night, ladies and gentlemen, on the Normandy.
And here she comes out again.
And she bends over.
She flips her tutu.
She's like crazy.
And all he said was, if anybody knows who this woman is, do you know who this woman is?
And that's Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton reminds me of this crazy old woman who runs out.
And people say, why is she here again?
Who is inviting her?
Who is the person who says, we really got to go?
Hang on, man.
I'm so sorry for this.
This is so unprofessional.
I'm just a one-man show.
I'm a one-man show.
I don't have a team.
Anyway, that's Hillary Clinton.
I got to show you this one.
That's Hillary Clinton.
And she says these things.
And she does this hostage video stuff.
And I'm going to say something that I know you're not going to believe.
And I know you're not going to share, but there is a very dark, recessed part of me that feels kind of sorry for her.
I know that sounds great.
I know you're going to say, what?
All her life, Hillary says, I'm going to be the president.
She was the smartest one here.
She's...
She wasn't, Bill was very smart, but she had to sit through, Bill was the Attorney General, Bill was the Governor for two terms, Bill was the President for two terms.
Then she says, okay, I'm going to be a, no, no, no, it's Barack Obama, two times, another times, two times.
And then they made her a Senator, and they pushed Nita Lowy out, they put her in there, and then she made her Secretary of State.
She just, she just, her whole life, never, she never had what she wanted or claimed what wanted.
And I'm not losing sleep of her, but there's a dark part, well, a bright part of my soul that still feels a degree of empathy.
But listen to this.
And this has been making the rounds, this dispute.
Let's parse this.
Let's dissect what she's saying.
Putin does what he would like to do.
Kill his opposition.
Imprison his opposition.
Now what do we do?
May I ask something?
What do we do?
What have we done since time immemorial?
Whether it's Soleimani, whether it's Zarqawi, whether it's...
We killed the opposition.
Obama killed, I think, more people with drones.
We basically imprisoned the opposition January 6th.
Think about this.
I know no people...
I know nobody really wants to think about this.
Nobody cares about this.
But seriously, ask yourself this question.
What is she talking about?
Look at us.
Look no further than us.
Right here, what we do.
Listen.
Putin does what he would like to do.
Kill his opposition.
Imprison his opposition.
Drive journalists and others into exile.
Drive journalists into exile.
And what do we do here in journalists?
What do we do to journalists?
What do we do?
We de-platform them.
We shut them down.
We tell them you can't speak.
Some people...
Some people have actually been raided.
Look at Catherine Herridge.
Look at what they did to Atkinson, Cheryl Atkinson.
I mean, seriously, the hypocrisy, or as we say in West Tampa, the C.O. Jones of this woman.
Rule without any check or balance.
That's what Trump really wants.
That's what we do.
That's what we do.
We basically took American citizens to the state.
Don't forget Mike Johnson.
Remember I got that?
That rat bastard.
Mike Johnson.
I'm going to release the January 6th tapes.
Remember that one?
I'm going to release the January 6th.
I'm still waiting, Mike.
I'm still waiting, Mike.
Anytime, pal.
By the way, do they have the goods on you?
Do they have you in something with an otter costume or something with a woodchuck outfit on?
Doing something nasty at a petting zoo?
Something really weird?
Squatting over a goldfish bowl?
Huh?
Making a paste out of Brian Shrimp?
Oh, you got the idea.
And so we have to be very conscious of how he sees the world because in that world he only sees strongman leaders.
Again, this is a woman who said, remember, we came, we saw, we, well, killed.
Remember?
Remember what she did.
Remember what she did to Gaddafi.
And remember, dear friends, remember what was the real reason that nobody ever talks about.
Why did they want to get rid of Gaddafi?
Very, very simple.
He wanted to make, this is critical, he wanted to make To make Libya arable.
Libya sits atop the Nubian sandstone aquifer.
I have been saying as long as I have been saying things that hydro-imperialism, the war on and for water will be the water.
Annie Sullivan here.
That will be The war.
That will be the ultimate.
That will be the denouement, the valedictory of human existence.
And what did he do?
He said, aside from nationalizing the oil, he said, I'm going to basically make Libya arable.
And they said, oh no, you're not.
Oh no.
Oh no, you're not strong, man, my ass.
He sees Putin.
He sees Xi.
He sees Kim Jong-un.
North Korea.
Those are the people he is modeling himself after.
Oh, for the love.
Well, you know what?
There's one thing that I think would be interesting.
Do you think in those countries, let me ask you something, do you think in those countries they have wild hordes of illegals coming into, breaking into North Korea?
Do you see hordes, passels, waves of disgusting humanity pouring into Russia, tearing down shops, invading?
Look what's happening in Paris with Afghanis?
Do you think Xi Jinping?
Do you think Putin?
You think Kim Jong-un would allow that?
Do you think crime?
Do you hear every single day what they're doing to children?
Who was, this was Vietnam, but they basically executed or were about to execute a woman who defrauded them.
You think they would tolerate Bernie Madoff?
In fact, do you know why?
Do you know why Bernie Madoff was not executed immediately?
It was because what Bernie Madoff is doing is what the Congress is doing.
So let me ask you something.
Just seriously.
There's a lot about these folks that we could learn from.
Do you think, do you think, do you ever question the, and think about this very, very carefully, and I'm not making a complete comparison, but I'm making a pretty drastic one.
When you see Xi Jinping or Vladimir Putin or Kim Jong-un talk about their country, do you see a reluctance on their part?
To recognize their own form of nationalism?
Do you see an embarrassment over their flag?
An embarrassment over their history?
An embarrassment over their patriotism?
Do you see at in Beijing or in Moscow or Pyongyang do you see cross-dressing trans Remember that thing?
I don't know what this guy was with the fingernails during the first week of the Biden administration.
Hello!
And he was running from office to office.
Do you think that Xi Jinping would ever invite to their royal palace?
Or do you think Putin would...
These trans people lifting up their shirts and bending over and being vile and disgusted.
Do you think...
Do you think that if there was ever cocaine, and we never found out about the cocaine, remember that?
They never found this out!
Never!
They've got more cameras in the White House, and they found a packet of cocaine!
They just forgot about it!
You were just told, hey, F you!
Beat it!
We're not going to get into this!
Whatever happened to Kate Middleton?
F you!
Shut up!
It's one of those things.
You're just being told, just.
What about January 6th?
Shut up!
Go away!
Do you think so?
I told you this story.
I'm going to say it again.
A friend of mine lived for a while in China.
I don't know what part.
And there was no crime.
And if it was a crime, people felt safe.
Bulletin on the telephone poles and the like, there were signs that said something to the effect of, my name is Sergeant or Commander or whatever.
This is my mobile number.
Call me if anybody bothers you, anybody hurts you.
We live in a world where President Trump went to Harlem.
A man defended himself.
Against a guy with a knife, and they charge the man protecting himself.
I mean, this is, you know, how many of you great folks say, can we try some of that totalitarian strong man stuff?
Can we do this?
Is it possible?
I'm really, I mean, you know what, I'm thinking to myself, and what again is wrong with this?
Explain to me law and order.
Do you have a problem with that, Hill?
And we've been down this road in our, you know, world history.
We sure don't want to go down that again.
And especially when, my view, having negotiated with Putin and knowing that one of the reasons he went after me is because he knew I would, you know, deal with him.
What do you mean you negotiated with him?
They went after you.
Are you still pushing that collusion story?
She's still doing it.
You talk about denial.
You talk about election denial.
She's still doing that?
What did they do?
I still want to know.
Somebody tell me, what the hell did the Russians do?
What did they do?
How did they collude?
How did they interfere?
How were all of these individuals, these folks, the intel folks, who signed this screed, this manifesto that says, we know there was interference.
How?
Well, remember the 16 Russian names?
I think they said...
They just made up, I mean, she's still, who's the denier, Hillary?
And Trump would basically do whatever he wanted.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Don't you love how this works?
This is the thing that I just absolutely, oh, oh, you want to get really nuts?
You want to get really nuts?
I mean, you want to go really nuts?
Look at this one.
This is the one that killed me.
Hang on a minute there, Zell.
This is the one where my blood boils.
Borat over here, you know, Chauncey Gardner, this make-believe guy who went from playing...
You know, the piano with it.
You know, now he's, well, at least he lost the green t-shirt.
We're giving this guy money.
Wait till you see the money.
How many billions do you think he has?
Where is he going to end up?
Cyprus, Miami, Qatar, where he's got, oh my god, villas and more money than you, he did his thing.
And nobody can tell me, what the hell?
What was this about?
And here's the best part, folks.
Ukraine is still not a member of NATO.
What is the point of this?
Anyway, I hope you've eaten.
Okay, listen.
First of all, I'd like to say thanks to the Congress for the bipartisan support.
And I'd like to say thanks to Speaker Johnson and President Biden.
Indeed, it is so important.
The support from the United States of America.
And of course...
Why?
The support of the American people.
Why?
Of course, the political decisions depend on the public opinion.
Okay.
This aid will strengthen Ukraine and send a powerful signal.
How much aid do you want?
How much have you actually received?
How much have you pocketed?
How much of this has been audited?
And what the hell kind of signal?
You know, Russia is still saying, we still haven't moved it.
I still haven't unloaded anything.
I still haven't unloaded anything.
You know, not to compare apples and apples, but when they said to Netanyahu, why are you doing this?
He said, now listen, I haven't gone full throttle.
I'm thinking, my God, I wonder what that looks like.
Well, if Putin said, I didn't go full bore either.
Anybody want to give me a heads up on this?
Anybody want to say, hey, way to go!
Do you know what Putin could do?
He's thinking, he says, I'm not going to turn this into a meat grinder.
Do you know how many people?
How many?
I mean, seriously.
don't get me started that it will not be the second afghanistan the united states will Stay with Ukraine.
We'll protect the Ukrainians and they'll protect democracy in the world.
This is the show of leadership.
Democracy?
What happens?
What about the Christian churches?
What about people who stand up against this guy?
What about the Azov Battalion and the right sector and the neo-Nazis?
Can you?
Only, only, only.
Thanks to a completely clueless society, can you say this?
He knows, he can go, and nobody will say, wait a minute, what?
There's no correction?
There's never a correction.
None of it!
This is, and I hate to break it to you, but sometimes, believe it or not, sometimes it's important for us, sometimes it's important for us to recognize how Where we stand by virtue of listening to the lunacy, the lunacy of others.
Let me stop right now, my friends, as we try our best to contain ourselves.
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Let's talk about a very serious subject, emergency food.
That's right, emergency food.
Now, I know at first blush, it's difficult for most people to think about something that they just take for granted, ever-reaching emergency status.
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Nothing catastrophic in terms of weather.
Well, that can't happen to us, right?
And I understand it's a defense mechanism that we have because the idea of ever not being able to eat or locate food is seemingly incomprehensible to most people.
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You know, I already did that one, and that's an old deal.
This is how upset this guy is.
I'm playing an old deal for you.
I'm playing an old deal for my...
I meant to do the BitePillow.com and I'm so upset with this guy.
You have no idea.
My skin crawls with this guy.
I'm in New York City.
And we're preparing for the first...
This thing called congestion pricing.
And everywhere we go, there's all of these tag readers.
And there's all these people also bending their tags.
So you're charged for driving around if you come from New Jersey because we don't have enough money.
And people are all figuring out how to scrape the numbers of their tags and obscure them.
And they're doing all kinds of stuff.
Believe me, that's the next thing.
And the reason why we're doing it is because they say, well, we don't have enough money for this or for that.
And I'm being invaded by every form of...
And by the way, I know there are some people who are wonderful, seeking the best life in democracy, but other people are vermin.
And let me tell you something.
If you think you know criminals here...
Our criminals.
Imagine being a criminal raised in the United States versus being a criminal raised in the worst abject poverty anybody's ever seen.
So what I'm being told is constantly, we don't have enough money for this.
That's why we have to charge you to drive around your own city.
And this son of a gun is sitting there saying, thank you very much for the money that you're giving me because you are a putz.
You're an idiot.
You don't ever question anything because you're stupid.
And we want you to be.
You believe this bullshit.
I wear this T-shirt.
I'm taking your money.
Billions, you stupid Americans.
So I get a little upset.
I get a little upset.
And I get a little upset because I think to myself, it doesn't make any sense anymore.
It doesn't make any sense.
None of this stuff makes any sense.
I don't.
Understand it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
None of it makes any sense.
And what's also the most fascinating is, as I was saying before, with our good friend, let me get rid of this son of a gun here.
I see him and I just, oh, you have no idea.
And we're waving flags.
What is the matter with this?
But as I was saying, which is very, very important, Our great people, our great and wonderful people from my pillow.
That's what I wanted to say.
That's what I wanted to say.
I was so upset.
I apologize for this.
I don't want to bombard you with this.
But this man has always been, in my heart, one of the sweetest and greatest people because all he wanted to do was just make your life better.
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You've got to put it in there.
And look at what's available to you.
I'm sorry for that.
Seriously, when I say this to you, I'm not saying it just to say, like, I'm going to pretend that I'm upset.
No, I'm very upset.
I don't understand.
I don't understand anything.
I don't understand any of this nonsense.
Oh, and if you want to get really upset, you want to get really upset, you're going to love this because what's happening is, let me just remind you, my friends, remember it's 197 days until the election and the Democrats are freaking out and they're pulling out everything.
Here's one.
You're going to love this one.
This old broad, bless her heart, not him.
Not that old broad.
This one here.
This one here.
Hang on.
This is the one that just...
Doris Kearns Goodwin.
Bless her heart.
Rode hard and put up wet.
Doris, it's over, girl.
It's over.
Remember when Doris had her plagiarism problem?
Remember this one?
Doris Kearns Goodwin.
This came from...
Because everybody cares about plagiarism, right?
Everybody cares about plagiarism.
Everybody cares about Claudine Gay, who wrote some, this is from 2002.
The U.S. historian Doris Kearns Goodwin admits to borrowing passages from other authors, but critics reject her claim that it was all an accident.
And she apparently has, she topples the Pulitzer judge.
Doris Kearns Goodwin in 2002, best known popular historian, stepped down as a Pulitzer Prize judge.
In the face of mounting allegations that she lifted, I love that lifted, I didn't steal this officer, I lifted it.
I borrowed it.
I borrowed it.
Now all you have to know is simply this.
And there's so much, so many programs.
When you want to submit something, you take what you've done and you call your research associate and you say, hey listen, Jerry, assuming your name is Jerry, you say, Jerry, do me a favor, hon. Run this through and see if anything pops up.
You can do it.
Just run this and they'll say, no, it's okay.
Okay.
Would you sign this, Jerry?
Yeah.
Just in case anybody asks me.
In case we screw up.
I'm going to put your ass on the line.
There's no reason for this.
Don't forget the old joke about plagiarism.
If you steal from one, it's plagiarism.
If you steal from a bunch, it's called research.
Well, let's listen to what this, bless her heart.
Oh, she's just, she just makes this bullshit.
You ever hear her talk about Lincoln?
I think she just, I think she thinks, remember when Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks thought he was in World War II.
Remember that one?
Remember that?
He was saying, you know, when we, I mean, when they, it was a movie, Private Ryan, you know, we were, I mean, they were.
I think she thinks, and she might have been, she might have been with Lincoln.
I don't know.
And I'm not trying to make age jokes.
By the way, if you get a chance not to be really tacky, check out her shoes.
That's all I'm going to say.
That's all I'm going to say.
You know, people say, how do you know you're getting older?
Is it wigs?
Is it no?
Is it no?
No.
Is it snow?
It's the shoes.
For some reason or another, you get to a point where they get these shoes that looks like there should be some kind of a, like, you know, like, remember Frankenstein shoes?
Remember those big things that they, like you wear the box?
You know, that kind of, anyway, that was very cruel.
And I'm not going to apologize.
Listen to old, old, I mean, old, old, old, old, possibly.
Here's Doris Kearns on Meet the Press.
The Republican nominee has yet to accept the results of the last.
Okay, let me explain this to you.
First of all, I don't know where this has come from, but when Al Gore decided he was going to go to the Supreme Court, and they listened to him, and others, when Hillary Clinton is still talking, Still, as we played before about Putin, they keep saying this, this idea that Putin, excuse me, that was interesting, was that a Freudian slip?
That Trump will not accept it.
Let me try to tell you why, whether you agree with it or not.
Trump believes they stole his election.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Edie Crowley, by the way, bless her heart, Edie says, I'm sorry, Edie, Edie says, could the Democratic insert Hillary instead?
Could very well be.
I'm sorry for this, Edie.
Let me see.
There we go.
Could the Democratic Party insert Hillary instead?
Sure!
They can do whatever they want.
And thanks to Viv, a new member.
Okay?
Thank you.
And I wanted to always stop and thank you exceedingly for that.
All right, but let's just stop this lunacy, all right?
Let's get back to brass tacks here.
Within the context of this conversation and your concerns about the nation's democracy...
Did you check the shoes out?
I know this is...
This conversation and your concerns about the nation's democracy, how much of a threat do you think the democracy is facing right now, and do you think the country can survive this?
Oh, I think the real threat is when the Republican former president Says that if he doesn't win, he won't accept the results of this next election.
Now, excuse me.
Can you help me with this?
Did he say that?
Did anybody remember that one?
Did anybody?
Anybody?
Where Trump would say, if I don't win, I'm not going to accept it?
Really?
Which means that we may have a recurring battle for who's really elected each time we do this.
And that's a real problem.
I mean, all the candidates...
You mean like recounts and safeguards and those who want to challenge the efficacy of the franchise?
Is that something that you don't...
So Republicans who don't just roll over, that's the problem?
When you look at the ones who lost, it's really hard to lose.
And every single one was able to say, as Carter did, I promised I'd never tell you a lie.
Well, he lied.
He lost.
Carter was destroyed.
Reagan clabbered.
It hurts.
It really hurts.
Or Al Gore working on that concession speech.
Concession speech?
He went to the Supreme Court.
They were talking about the hanging chads and the double chads and the pregnant chads and Chad Everett.
He fought like a maniac.
They went to the Supreme Court.
Until they made him a deal.
They said, listen, do me a favor.
You're going to be the first carbon billionaire.
By the way, where's Tipper?
Are they through with that?
Remember that little problem he had?
Anyway, I digress.
My husband was honored enough to help him on where he talks about the fact the law of the land has said that this election is lost.
I don't agree with it, but I must do it.
And Hillary Clinton say we not only believe in the transition of power, we cherish it.
She's still, five minutes before, she's still talking about Putin.
Still talking about it.
Stacey Abrams is a denier.
She's a denier.
This is the part.
The cojones that these people have, the chutzpah, they just lie to you.
They just say, and they think, you're not going to.
Just go out there and just, hey, Doris, listen.
Just say this lie, even though it's complete nonsense.
I looked at all those, and it just makes you so proud of each one of those.
Were any of them hit with 91 different counts?
Did Hillary Clinton, was she ever prosecuted Doris for destroying, I sound like Hannity here, for destroying her servers and for, I mean, are you kidding me?
They're entire, from Whitewater to travel to the Rose Law Firm, nothing but scandal after scandal after scandal.
And she sits there with the unmitigated audacity and talks about how great she is.
Don't make me laugh!
It has to happen this next November.
Look at the shoes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please.
I'm sorry.
That's so cruel.
There's something about the shoes that make me think like, God.
Now, this is the one, this is the one they say, do you remember, okay, hang on a minute, Michael Douglas, okay?
You're going to love this one.
Okay.
No, this is...
Hang on a minute.
Hang on a minute.
How I remember this?
Why I remember this?
This is why you need me.
Okay?
This is why you need me.
This is the guy who...
Now hang on a minute.
Listen to this.
I hate this.
Michael Douglas.
Take a look at Michael Douglas.
What do you think of?
What do you think of when you see Michael Douglas?
First of all, I think of that loon, that moon bat.
Catherine Zeta-Jones, I don't know what that is about.
His father, who if his father were, if you talk about Predator Hollywood, oh dear God!
During this period, that's his father.
Zeta the Loan, he had a problem with his son, which listen, that happens.
That's family.
What are you going to do about that?
And he also, remember honey, when Maureen Dowd went crazy, when he dumped her, remember Maureen Dowd, she was dating this guy for a long time.
You know Maureen Dowd.
Maureen Dowd is the Lonely Hearts Club.
They dated for a while.
He said, alright, that's enough.
Maureen Dowd and her ex-boyfriend, Michael Douglas, oh yeah, she just, they went, she went berserk.
She went berserk.
If ever you read, it takes, I haven't looked at her, maybe she's grown up, but Maureen Dowd from the New York Times has always, there's such an element of Lonely Hearts Club, you know what I mean?
Broken heart.
The 16-year-old in her room with the Bobby Sherman posters and her diary, you know, brokenhearted, because he basically told her, all right, that's enough, because that's the way these people are.
But here's what I remember.
In 2013, Michael Douglas, two-time Oscar winner Michael Douglas, revealed to Zan Brooks of The Guardian that his throat...
That his cancer, remember he had the throat cancer?
Remember this one?
He said his illness was a result of contracting HPV, human papillomavirus, through cunnilingus, through oral sex.
Think I'm making that up?
Read it.
Read it.
Oral sex caused my cancer.
What a way to go!
Took one for the team, huh?
Listen, I'm not laughing at that.
I'm not laughing at that.
But the cojones, can you, but this, this is, okay, this is, this is, okay.
But he's okay now.
You know what?
Thank God.
Thank God.
Now here he is with Fareed Zakaria.
Fareed Zakaria, by the way, deep down inside, really is not full of it.
He really is not.
Full of it.
He really, honest to God, is not this...
I don't know what the word is.
He's not as crazy as you think.
He's trying.
He has his moments.
But listen to this beaut of an interview with Michael Douglas.
And here he is, because the Democrats are scared witless.
Because, again, you've got...
As I told you before, 197 days of the election.
And I'm still saying the wisest thing for them is Gavin Newsom.
Listen to this, Butte.
Why don't you run for president?
I did the movie once, you know.
Did it ever tempt you?
Well, I knew I had the ending.
You know, it's a little different between having the ending.
You know, they asked me to run for governor a couple of times in California.
Now, do you believe that?
I mean, maybe after Reagan.
Do you believe this?
I don't believe a word about it.
Earlier time.
And I remember saying, well, why do you want me to say, well, we need a man who can finance his own campaign.
Yeah, who are they?
Yeah, you know, who has a credibility, notoriety, who is well known around the ground.
Credibility?
Credibility.
Credibility.
Remember, I don't want to go into personal life other than the sources of your throat cancer.
Now, that's a whopper.
Everything.
And I remember saying, you sure you're not looking for a kamikaze pilot?
I said, I don't think so.
Oh, he's so humble.
He's so humble.
I don't believe a word of that.
Okay, now look at this.
Now, he's being asked.
They're being asked, is Michael?
How old is he?
How old is Michael Douglas, honey?
Michael Douglas.
Hey, Michael Douglas.
He is age.
He is 79. Now, he's pretty doggone good, right?
He's 79 years old.
And I think I've heard him.
He just did the movie Rabinowitz or whatever.
It was very good with Alan Arkin.
I loved it.
It was really good.
He's still a great, great actor.
He's 79 and Biden is 81. Two years over.
Two years.
Two years.
That's it.
You know, Dershowitz is like 85. So you never know.
You just never know.
So anyway, he's just two years older.
So listen to this.
Mieda.
By the way, you're going to love this one.
Just a second, my dear friends.
Raul Rodriguez says...
Hang on a minute.
Just a second, Raul.
You're more important than this guy.
Raul says...
Douglas says...
It giveth and taketh away.
You are very funny, my friends.
And also, the lovely and talented Cobb says, being a cunning linguist can be dangerous.
Indeed!
Indeed!
I used to always say one time that I would always quote from the book of fellatio in the Bible.
People get all upset.
I think it's funny.
It's like when they ask me, what's your astrological science?
Oh, feces.
I think that's funny.
Because I'm like that.
I'm basically a child.
Okay, so here's why he's there.
They're trying to say, Michael Douglas, can you go on CNN?
Yeah.
Why?
First of all, you're talking to a group that's going to basically vote for him anyway, but can you lie for us?
Yeah, I can do that.
Listen to this.
You and Biden are about the same age.
Do you think?
Are you one of those people who wished he had bowed out, let the field choose somebody else?
How do you think about that?
Now you know the BS is coming.
Are you ready for this?
Do you think that maybe you might want to be one of those people that said, maybe, is there anybody else who might be better than this guy who's walking around yelling, who ordered the veal cutlet?
Well, I think that I walk a little similar to him.
Now, that's not the answer.
That's not, excuse me, pardon me, pardon me.
Nobody said this.
You're reading into this.
And the people that I've talked to and everybody that I have, Say he's as sharp as a tacky.
Absolute 100% unmitigated caca del toro.
Bovine y jesta.
Huge mounds of steaming BS.
Nobody is saying this.
Nobody, nobody, nobody is saying this.
Listen to this one more time.
And the people that I've talked to and everybody that I have say he's as sharp as a tack.
He's fine.
We all have an issue of memories.
As we get older, we forget names, something.
Excuse me.
The other day, Donald Trump might have, after I don't know how many times, he might have confused.
Nancy Pelosi was somebody else.
Joe Biden confuses his sister with his wife on multiple occasions.
Nobody gave Trump the benefit of the doubt.
Are you willing to do that there, Mikey?
He's overcome a stutter.
What's this stutter?
When did he stutter?
You know, I stuttered.
A lot of people kind of overcome it.
I think we may grow out of it.
But does this...
I think they're playing that a little too much.
In his life, and sometimes he might.
He might what?
Stutter?
This isn't stuttering.
We're not stuttering.
This isn't a Mel Tillis issue.
This is more like Burt Mustin.
Let's just say that his entire cabinet, including his vice president, everybody since cabinet, would be more than happy to work with him again in the next term.
Mike, I hate to break it to you, my friend, but people who are a bunch of Washington parasites, yeah, yeah, they are willing to, yeah, uh-huh, yep, yep, yep, yep.
They want to stay on because they want to just squeeze that public teat as far as they can go.
So you're not convincing me now so far, buddy boy.
You're not winning me over.
I cannot say that about the other candidate running, because nobody in his cabinet from 2016 wants to be involved with him.
Now, how do you know nobody has ever, have you or anybody heard anything about?
I think Trump is saying, I don't want you, I don't want you.
Are you kidding me?
Who is saying, I don't want to do that?
You see all the people who are dying and vying to be his VP?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
See, this is...
See the face?
Look at his face.
Does this look like a man?
You know about body language, right?
You know how they always have body language people?
We're talking about a body language expert.
Well, he's folding his arm.
We're not talking...
Look at the look of his face.
He's not believing a word he's saying.
Do you think when you...
Everybody says, yeah, he's okay now, but what's it going to be like the next four or five years?
See, Fareed, let me tell you something, Fareed.
He's there and he's trying to toe the line.
He's very good.
Don't kid yourself.
Look, he's one of these globalist types like anybody else, but he's kind of like a...
It's like a Kissinger globalist.
It's a different thing.
He's really...
He's kind of saying, come on, Mike.
Come on, man.
But you're...
You're going to work for the next four or five years.
You're not retiring.
Well, I'm not.
However, I will say we did Franklin in 2022, and after 165 days of shooting for seven months, I haven't worked since.
So I took 23 off, and we're going into 24, and I must say I'm enjoying the time off.
They all do that.
Robert Downey Jr. says this.
You don't work every...
Unless you're...
Nobody does this.
And I think he'll be fine.
Thank you very much.
We have a...
This is probably the most important election of my lifetime.
That's true.
I share with my kids through the Vietnam War, this is the most...
Yeah, okay, okay.
All right.
Do you see this?
This is called lying.
Lying.
It's important for us to hear the enemy speak.
It's important for us to understand how what we believe sometimes by listening to the mendacity, the absolute incomprehensible yarn of lies presented and promoted.
By these folks.
This is the most important times of our life.
And this is the most important platform thanks to great people like you.
I want you to understand something.
This is very important.
I've been talking to you this morning for 59 minutes.
59 minutes.
No commercials, except our preparewithlionel.com and mypillow.com.
But those are sponsors.
Uninterrupted.
And the numbers go up.
The numbers go up.
And the reason why the numbers go up is that there is a myth.
There is a myth that people believe that long form cannot be that.
People think, put it this way, there is a guy, there is a big radio, well, I don't know how important he is, but he's one of these people who say that you always have to keep changing constantly, constantly, constantly, constantly, constantly.
You gotta keep changing.
You have to change every five seconds.
And That may be true in the 50s and 60s, but it's not true now.
Americans want to hear, want to absolutely hear something in depth to make their decision.
And I am telling you, there is nobody, there is nobody, nobody who says, give me four years of what we're saying.
Nobody.
There is nobody who says, I want four years of what we've been doing, and I want the trajectory to increase.
I want four more years of this.
I want the trajectory.
I want the horror.
I want everything to be brought to full bore.
I want it all.
I want more Biden.
I want more Democrats.
That's what I want.
Nobody says that.
I want more open borders.
I want higher crime.
I want more illegals.
I want more gender confusion.
I want more of...
All of this.
I want more Biden, and I want...
Nobody.
And that's why the Democrats are so scared.
And the only person...
Remember, I'm telling you right now.
Trump may not be perfect.
And I think that goes with...
I don't think anybody's perfect, so that's really not going on a limb.
But he is the chemotherapy that this country needs.
That simple.
That simple.
All right, dear friends, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you immensely.
Thank you.
Please, as I say to you, dear friends, oh, and to our other dear friends, to Cobbs, thank you, Raul Rodriguez, Viv, and to Edie Crowley, thank you for your kindness this morning, indeed.
We appreciate it immensely.
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Is that correct, honey?
He's back in court today.
And remember, let me leave you with this.
The OJ jury said they could be fair and impartial also.
Just remember that.
Just remember that.
All right, dear friends, we will see you tonight at 7 p.m.
Have a great and glorious day.
Thank you so much for being a part of this and for joining us and being a part of our morning confab.
It was indeed a pleasure.
See you later.
And until then, my friends, remember the monkey's dead.
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