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March 29, 2024 - Lionel Nation
09:02
Marty Allen Doppelgänger and FTX Freak SBF Gets 25 for Crypto Fraud

Marty Allen Doppelgänger and FTX Freak SBF Gets 25 for Crypto Fraud

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The latest Sam Bankman free gets 25 years.
You know what that son of a gun's thinking?
25 years?
Wait a minute, what?
25 years?
What the hell was I...
What about all the money to the Democrats?
All the money that went...
25 years?
Wait a minute, that's not...
Hold it!
Wait a minute, I didn't do this on my own.
You think I went this far without any promises?
25 years!
You know what?
I think the world may want to hear a little bit more about what happened.
What was that?
Epsteined.
What do you mean?
They're going to Epstein me?
What does that mean?
Oh!
Oh, you're right about that.
You know, come to think of it, that's a hell of a point.
25 years!
This is federal.
I do what?
I get parole?
85% I've got to do?
85%?
Holy!
Do the math.
I can't do the math.
Math was never my fort, as you can imagine.
By the way, whatever happened to Caroline Ellison, that elf thing I was...
What about her?
What's she doing?
Don't tell me OnlyFans.
You know, that would be funny.
Talk about short that stock.
Put her on.
She'd be safe nude in a Greek galley ship.
But you know, I don't want to be cruel.
25 years?
What did I do exactly?
Now keep in mind something about this.
There are murderers who don't do 25 years.
There are child molesters who don't do 25 years.
There's human traffickers who don't do 25 years.
25 years?
25 years?
For the guy, for the Marty, not Marty Feldman.
Marty Allen, ask your parents, what's with the hair?
When you saw him, seriously, the first time you heard him, didn't you think?
You've got to be kidding me.
25 years?
25 years, this guy?
For that?
Does it really matter?
Not really.
But by the way, if what he did is a crime, okay.
But for going along with that and investing in that and looking at him and listening to him and not realizing right off the bat that this guy's a gedrool, that should absolve this.
Look, in a perfect world, I'm all for this.
A little Darwinian counter-reaction might make sense to me.
If you want to, you know, invest your money, that's fine.
Look at this.
Look at this guy.
Seriously, look at this guy.
25 years.
25 years.
Put them in Pelican Bay if they have that.
Now let me also tell you something.
This is another story.
Can you please tell me why Hunter Biden hasn't been charged with anything for his phony kind of fugazi?
Remember, this is a guy who was charging how much for his artwork?
How much for that?
They want to put Trump away forever because of overvaluing or valuating or valuing or assessing his property.
But meanwhile, Johnny Stewart gets a pass.
Think about that.
And then this guy, 25 years old, they want to put Trump because Tish James is saying, your Trump Tower property, I don't know, $250.
Million?
No, 250,000.
It's a fire sale.
I don't understand what world I live in.
Let me say this again.
Let me put this into perspective.
SBF, we knew that, you know, we knew it.
Because he paid off and contributed to half of the Democratic Party.
By the way, there's no clawback on that.
Oh, yeah.
Remember that?
Remember clawback?
Remember how that works?
You know Ponzi schemes?
Remember the whole Bernie Madoff stuff?
Remember when they were going to shut down pension funds and states who invested in him?
They were going to say, oh no, no, we're going to go back and we're going to claw back.
You're going to have to remove or return these monies because of fraudulent transfer.
They're not going to do that.
What do you think the chances are of the Democratic Party disgorging their funds?
Monies that they may have, I'm sure there was some appreciable something or other.
Look, this thing is a racket.
Let me just explain something to you.
I think the legal term is, this is a racket.
I mean, really, our system, our world, our everything, is so freaking corrupt, it's not even remotely funny.
It's just a joke.
Honestly.
Seriously.
One of the worst jokes ever.
And the best part is, again, I think, We live in a country where you can, well, maybe with the exception of Diddy, but you can do horrible, terrible things to people.
Terrible things.
Horrible things.
Kids, women, children.
And get away with murder.
Does that seem fair to you?
I don't think so.
So anyway, SBF.
He's going to be cracking rocks upstate.
By the way, there's no such thing as anything cushy.
There's no such thing as anything cushy.
By the way, maybe he can get a hold of Ghislaine Maxwell.
By the way, the only person ever to go to prison on the Bernie Madoff thing.
I mean, on the Epstein thing.
Ghislaine Maxwell.
Also, I think the only person in charge in the history of this country with lying on a deposition.
And they want to disbar.
They want to disbar, Eastman and others, when we live in a country where Fannie Willis, who is the queen of perjury, the queen, the queen of perjury, nothing with her, nothing.
But they went after Sidney Powell, they went after all the others, they went after Rudy Giuliani, because they dared, just thanks to the 65 project, because they dared to advance a theory.
That some people thought was baseless.
But child molesters and traffickers, no problem.
No problem.
And we live in a world here in New York where there's no cash bail.
Let them loose.
Defund the police.
You are living in an inverted reality.
You are living in a country during a time that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Marty Allen gets 25. Ghislaine is the only one charged.
We never found the recordings of anybody in the Epstein case.
I mean, meanwhile, did he?
Or didn't he?
And where is Diddy?
You ever seen this one?
They raid his house and they don't arrest him.
Where is he?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
You send the 1st Marine Division in to look for something.
You arrest and slap his sons around.
You don't charge Diddy?
Not yet.
What the hell's going on?
Just like the mayor of New York, Eric, give us your phones and your advisor.
What happened with them?
Nothing.
But if you're Trump, well, that's another story.
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