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March 13, 2024 - Lionel Nation
09:05
Is Kate Middleton Even Alive?

Is Kate Middleton Even Alive?

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Ain't Middleton even alive?
Is she alive?
Is she in a coma?
Is she even with us?
Stop.
Is that even possible?
Stop.
Is that...
Could that even be?
Could she be, God forbid, could she be not among the living and they know this and they're not saying anything?
Could the world be that stifled and afraid and incurious not to say anything?
Could the world be that stupid to not say, wait a minute, we have been given nothing but clues that something is very, very wrong.
Now, I am not saying this.
I am not privy to any of this.
But I do know one thing.
Marshall McLuhan said years ago that little lies are hard to keep secret.
But big lies.
Or easy.
Because of our incredulity.
Because it is mind-boggling to think that somehow she could be dead.
Who knows why?
Cosmetic surgery, ectopic pregnancy, facelifts gone bad.
Who the hell knows?
I don't know.
But too many people, they're saying, that's impossible.
No.
But if it were true, if it were true, you would say, that can't be.
That can't be.
That can't occur.
What is going on?
How does this thing work?
The first day, the first day that they put out this ridiculously stupid Photoshop, people that I know, who don't even know what Photoshop is, said, hey man, this isn't right.
These weird pictures through the Range Rover, through the back seat of this...
Kind of a, I guess that's Kate.
Her head turned.
Do they use body doubles?
Are you kidding me?
When I say they, I mean the collective they.
You see, most people live in a world where none of this is even remotely possible, so they just eliminate it as being, oh, come on, that can't be.
That's what they say.
That can't be.
Come on.
What are you talking?
No, no, no.
Really?
Really?
I can't tell you half of the stuff that I suspect and half of the stuff that's actually happened.
And what is the most interesting is that we live in a world right now of people who are absolutely the most gullible to begin with.
And they speak on this thing which is called social media.
And social media, in particular, have these rules.
And the rules say, specifically, two words to the effect of, if you say something that gets too near the truth, if you're over the target, you get flack.
So when you hear somebody say, that's a conspiracy theory, shut up about that, shut up about that, that's an indication it's true.
Go on social media today and say, Elvis Presley is alive and living in Covington Bay, North Dakota.
Make up a town.
Nobody will say anything.
Why?
Because nobody cares.
It's not true.
Go ahead.
Nobody will say, you and your crazy conspiracy theory.
No, we don't care about that.
No.
No, no, no, no.
You only care about conspiracy theories if they are true.
And what I can't believe is how the good people of Great Britain and the British Isles and the UK and England, I thought you loved her.
I thought you were mad about her.
I thought you would have this I can't believe it.
Here's Prince Trump.
Oh, and I am an, I don't know if I'm an anglophobe, but I'm a British, I'm a royal family fanatic.
This is the greatest story since professional wrestling.
He even got King Chuck all his life waiting for this moment.
And the Queen, she, bless her heart, I thought she'd go on forever.
So here comes Chuck's final moment.
This poor guy who's been pushed around his whole life talking to flowers at Balmoral and just with the jug ears and his father never liked him and he was a big wimp.
And Camilla, remember that?
Remember the phone sex with Camilla?
I want to be your temp.
Oh God.
Anyway, I want to relive that one.
But this poor guy has been a schmuck since day one.
Nobody ever took him seriously.
Well, here's his moment.
And what happens?
Boom!
He gets cancer.
Can it be anything but terminal?
Can it be anything but worse than they've even suggested?
Can it be?
How could it be anything but that?
How?
How, I ask you.
Does it make any sense?
So he's in, he's out.
And then here's Kate.
Abdominal surgery.
What do you mean, abdominal surgery?
Well, why don't you call it thoracic surgery?
Why don't you call it...
What does that mean?
Abdominal.
And they said, okay.
Nobody...
Say what you want about us.
I guess they don't have a version of Alex Jones or something, but we would have been all over this.
We said, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Who?
What?
We would have had to stop.
The people coming out of the woodwork coming up with their theories of what happened and this.
Not over there.
This story stinks to high heaven.
What is happening?
I'm not telling you that I'm losing any sleep over this.
But the weirdest stuff.
Remember the story about Princess Di?
Think there's any questions about there?
Oh, like you can't believe.
Oh, dear God.
Never know it from them.
Never know it from them.
So listen to me very carefully.
I know what I'm talking about.
This story stinks to high heaven.
What do you think?
What are your theories, hypotheses?
What do you think is going on here?
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