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Feb. 14, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Demoncrats Are Freaked and Will Call In Gavin Newsom As I've Told You Forever
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But it was different.
It was the idea of being able to promulgate, promote, and disseminate an idea, a thought.
And I've been through the iterations of it.
And it's the most important thing that I do.
And come hell or high water...
When all is said and done, and they look back at me, they will say, well, the guy might have been totally full of shit, but you know what?
He was there.
He was always there.
Never stopped.
He always told us what he thought.
He might have, think about this, in the course of my lifetime, and I'm nothing compared to Rogan or Joe Tucker, in terms of audience size.
Oh, I'm much better.
I know that.
I know.
I mean, I know that.
But in terms of audience size, no, no, no.
But over the course of my career, millions, millions of people I've spoken to, millions.
And maybe if just 1%, maybe change the way they thought or whatever, and that's what we have to do.
That's what you have to do.
And because I love you on Valentine's Day, you have to get off your ass and do something and not just applaud.
You've got to get into it.
This is...
This is Sadie Hawkins.
You've got to ask somebody to dance.
You've got to be involved in this.
Am I making any sense to you?
Am I making any sense?
Do you get what I'm saying?
I don't know why people are just going, well, I don't want to.
If everybody became actively participatory in this thing of ours, the world would be completely different.
Completely.
But they don't.
They sit back and they kind of think, well...
Now, a couple of things right now.
We have so much to talk about.
First of all, let's talk about Valentine's Day.
Let me ask you a question right off the bat.
How many of you are in love as we speak?
And let's talk about that for a moment, which nobody ever wants to talk about.
There's things we don't talk about.
Pooping, defecatory, elimination.
Nobody talks about it.
That and love.
Because we talk about sex.
We don't talk about love.
How many people are in love?
Who's in love right now?
Who currently is in love?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who is in love?
Are you in love right now?
Or, better yet, better yet, is it unrequited love?
Did you have your heart broken?
Are you in love with somebody who doesn't matter?
Do you, do you, do you, uh...
I'm not in love.
10cc.
Being in love is different than loving somebody.
It's a fascinating subject.
Love is an OCD.
It's an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
It is absolutely positively manifest in mental illness.
It completely changes and distorts and destroys your sense of well-being.
It's not like familial love, parental love, love of country.
No, no, no.
It's different.
It's harder to like someone.
Paul, Michelle, and Michael, you're absolutely correct.
In love or loving someone.
Very interesting.
In love or loving.
You can love someone, not be in love with them.
There's a process in which the romance, it's like being sick and in the process of being sick.
You know what I mean?
Going to the hospital, going to the doctor, treating it.
It's being sick.
Most people are in love with someone else while in love with someone.
I don't know if that's true.
Most people are in love with someone else while in love with someone.
Do you think that's true?
Lefty?
I don't know about that.
I think it is true.
I think it is true.
That it happens, I think, to an extent.
Love is not reciprocal.
Very interesting.
Raul, I'm very...
I like that.
Is it reciprocal?
Yes, there is something back.
It may not be necessarily what you're putting out.
In fact, you may be getting more back than you're putting in.
The investment, the return on investment, the ROI, might be completely different.
Crushed at an early age, never recovered.
Interesting.
Interesting.
And you must ask yourself, were you crushed then?
Was it the fact that your heart was broken with this particular person, or was it forever lost?
Is it this person?
Because some people in particular, some people are not.
There's the process of love.
It's not this person in particular.
Because anybody whose heart was broken when you were a kid, no.
What people, what I'm finding out, all of the things that I thought were failures turned out to be, thank God.
It was as though there is a guy saying, see, I told you, you thought this was bad.
You thought that job was good, didn't you?
You thought that, no, no, no, no, no.
Had you not?
Let me tell you why I say this.
I'm very afraid of young people.
Not afraid of them, afraid for them.
I'm sorry, I feel sorry for them.
I went to an event recently, and there's some younger folks.
I guess a lot of people are just younger.
Because I say this, and I'm not saying this to be at all cute about this.
I really mean this.
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How do I say this?
I don't know my...
I don't know my place among others.
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The other day when I was at an event talking and seeing some young folks, I realized, you know, I just don't think they have the connection that we have in others.
They don't seem to be enjoying, well, these are, how do I say this?
It's as though, how do I say this?
It's as though they did not enjoy or appreciate the connectivity that people have in terms of love.
And I don't think it's something that we're teaching kids about.
I don't think they know anything about this.
How many kids do you think never understand what love songs are?
Or never wrote love letters?
Or never knew what being in love was?
Never had a crush?
Never felt that?
I know there's lust.
I know there's, you know, Tinder and this and swiping and all that.
But I don't know if that's even true.
And if you do not have it, if you do not enjoy, if you do not enjoy this ability to...
If you do not enjoy this ability to extend yourself humanly, forget it.
You are going to be missing something.
And I don't know if a lot of people fancy themselves...
Able to grasp that.
Love is a very, very scary thing.
It's so absolutely, positively, it's weird.
Somebody writes, I think I'm in love with someone.
He could possibly love me.
He's really so remote.
And you know what?
And here's the best part.
This is the most important thing.
If you were to ever, ever talk to somebody, And I've advised somebody, and I said, let me explain something to you.
I said, during the first part of the initiation, when you were first dealing with somebody, you are not...
It is a game.
It is a dance.
It is a pavan.
It is a movement.
It is something that...
It is something that has to be done very, very carefully.
If you...
During the first course of this, show too much interest, too much passion, too much lust, too much whatever it is, this imbalance is going to come back and hurt you.
The person is going to back off, and whatever particular inclination this person may have had in showing an interest towards you is going to be sidestepped and sideswiped by the fact that you came on too strong too early.
Play it carefully.
Be polite.
Be nice.
Act.
It's as though you take them or leave them.
I know it sounds terrible, but you will never be able to have somebody pay attention to you if your output is greater than their particular interest level.
Raul Rodriguez, USMC, says in the book Dual Flame, Love and Eroticism by Octavio Paz writes of the ambiguity of the two.
Love and eroticism.
Well, let me tell you something.
It's very, very simple.
Eroticism.
Eroticism.
In you, in you, in you as a person, that particular, I don't think that loses your particular way of thinking, but there is a continuum.
One of the things which is the most important, you've got to understand something about whenever you meet somebody initially, a lot of what you would call eroticism and lust and everything comes from the fact that you don't know them.
It's a mystery to you.
It has yet to be figured out.
It's mysterious.
What about this?
What about that?
Well, once you know somebody, then the mystery part's over.
So it's replaced with something even better.
And what many people view to be eroticism and the like, I think, in some respects, if you look back at it, is something which is a symptom of the fact that you don't know somebody.
It's this anonymity.
Because it's all you have.
Because you see somebody and what you see, ha, ha, ha.
Because you don't know them.
How can you possibly look at somebody and say, I so admire them.
I love them.
You don't even know them.
But you know what it is to get horny, right?
That's the part that lures you.
Nothing wrong with that.
Remember when something changes.
Sometimes change to die, change to diminish, but also things sometimes change to get better and to evolve.
There is And you can talk to somebody.
You look at an old couple, somebody married 50 years, try to even imagine what that is.
Try it.
Put that into work.
I don't even think you can call it love anymore.
It's beyond love.
It's nuclear.
It's something else.
It's completely different.
Completely different.
And just meeting somebody cannot possibly understand that.
Cannot possibly understand this.
At first, there's a pavan.
There's a dance.
There's this thing.
What about you?
What's your favorite color?
What's the music?
And there's this, you know, always in your best behavior.
And a lot of times it's artificial.
It's fake.
And then all of a sudden you meet somebody and then you get into the balance of, okay, now who's going to, how does this balance thing work out?
What is my role?
What is your role?
What are you going to do?
What is your connection in this thing?
I know we were supposed to talk about Democrats and Biden, but I think this is interesting.
Some people have never known it.
Never known love.
Never been a part of it.
Never enjoyed a moment of it.
They really do not know this.
And it's something that they haven't looked for their whole life.
And you might have said, well, I've had relationships and I've never, you know, you know, I felt this.
And how you can explain this.
And I'll tell you, by the way, one of the most interesting things, which I think is the most fascinating.
I've never done this.
I've never seen this, but I've heard about it.
Edie Crowley, by the way, says, Mr. L, please tell us how you met Mrs. L. Oh, you know what?
Not really.
I don't want to do that.
I appreciate that.
But, no, we keep things private.
Only because it's very, very personal.
It's a very...
I have absolutely no...
This is why I would be a terrible celebrity, because I have no interest in letting people know about anything.
I've always been like that.
No.
But thank you.
But thank you.
But no.
We don't talk about that.
We talk about stuff kind of tangentially.
I am, to me, the least interesting person in terms of me.
Because I hate talking about me and what I do.
Anyway, enough about that.
But let me explain something.
A couple of things.
There's something called minute dating.
Five minute dating?
Five minute.
And you go at this place and you sit at this table, this table.
Five minute.
They ring a bell and they sit down and you look at each other.
Okay.
And you're looking at somebody and they sit down.
And immediately there is chemistry that is going on.
There are connections being made, things firing.
You don't even know what they are.
You can't even figure out what's going on.
Nah.
It might be purely physical.
Nah.
Because it has to be something physical.
Somebody may be, if an 80-year-old man came over and you're 20, no.
It's just not going to happen.
And it's nothing personal.
It's like, come on, stop it.
Mathematically, kind of chronologically, it's not going to work.
Okay, that's fine.
Then later on, but then sometimes you see somebody and say, what is this?
There's something interesting.
It can be toying.
You can call it flirting.
Do young people know how to flirt even?
Do they even know that?
Do they know anything about that?
Do they know how to engage?
Do they know this?
If they meet somebody, what do they say?
What do they talk about?
Do they even...
I don't know.
But every now and then somebody will sit down and say, that one.
What?
I don't know.
Is it blonde?
Well, maybe.
Nobody thinks like that.
It's got to be a blonde.
It's got to be a blonde.
Anybody who thinks that's dementia, it's got to be, you know.
Sometimes there are people, I think, who have idiosyncratic preferences.
I have a friend of mine, friends, men who have particularly been attracted to Asian women.
Okay, fine.
Or Robert Gennaro is an African-American woman.
Okay, fine.
Whatever.
So there might be something.
You know, there might be something.
But...
You're getting into something atavistic.
And what is the difference between a preference and a fetish?
Which is another story.
Which is another thing completely.
But when you're meeting somebody, there's stuff going on right now.
You're...
The computer is spinning and you don't even know...
You're talking atavistic?
You're talking Freudian?
You're talking mom-dad?
You're talking...
Who knows?
You're talking...
It might be pheromones.
It might be...
And I do not ever, ever, ever, ever eliminate the possibility of there being something cosmic, mystical, wavelength that we cannot even understand, depict, put into writing, whatever.
I am never, ever going to say that.
Never going to rule that out.
Never going to rule that out.
That there is something about energy or wavelength or...
You know, never.
But that's what's fascinating.
And then...
And then you think about, but what if you just don't meet somebody?
What if there's somebody out there?
I will tell you this much, what Mrs. Allen and I think about.
I'm thinking, how...
One wrong move, and we would not have met.
One wrong move, one delayed, one traffic light, one missed phone call, one not going to this job to move here, to take this.
Not...
Being late for a school bus in the fifth grade, one little, you know, the butterfly wings of chaos and causation, one interstitial, seemingly insignificant change would have changed the synchrony of everything.
One little thing.
If John Kennedy had waited five minutes, one just, that's interesting.
That's after the fact.
That's after the fact.
It was so interesting.
One time there was this office we would go to all the time.
Five floors.
It was like a fertility clinic and an IVF.
And one floor after another, the elevator opens.
Oh my God, it was packed.
All these people cannot have children.
I'm like, yeah, that's why they're there.
All these children.
And you think, isn't it amazing?
Isn't it incredible how one moment this sperm and this egg has to meet, has to be ovulation and the pH and everything.
Perfectly.
And then meiosis and cell adhesion and this sperm makes it through and the capsid breaks.
I mean, this one microsecond of something going wrong and it's done.
One cleaved cell.
One meiotic problem.
Anything.
The miracle of life until you go to Mexico City or Mumbai and there's a gazillion people and you realize it's not that great.
It's not that great.
All these people had kids, but these people don't.
Five floors in this block alone, in this city alone, cannot have children.
God said you are not going to have, or, or, or, people who just never met someone to have children.
It just didn't happen.
And then you think, is there unrequited?
I think far more so in the case of women than men.
I think there is something atavistic.
There's something primordial.
There's something genetic.
There's something evolutionary.
There's something jungle-like.
There is something survival of the fittest-like regarding women in particular who never have children, who wanted to connect.
It's part of who you are.
It's part of who you are.
And that's one of the things which I think just enrages me.
When a man thinks he can be a woman just by wearing a wig.
Because a woman is a different story completely.
That's another story.
But all this is coming in.
All of this.
And then you think to yourself, okay, how about people who meet teens?
How about people later on who meet after they've been widowed?
How about people who meet Later in other particular iterations and idiosyncratic moments of whatever.
I mean, just a 50-year-old dating versus a 20-year-old versus a 30. Think about what you've learned.
And also what's interesting, which I find, is that whenever you meet somebody for the first time, no matter what stage you're in, no matter what age you're in, you start off with the initial part.
It's weird.
It's butterfly-ish.
It's nervous.
Especially if you're...
And let me also say something before I forget.
I think while online dating is wonderful, a lot of people who meet, they're married.
What's wrong with online dating?
Nothing.
Why is going to a bar and meeting somebody?
Well, that's better.
Or you meet somebody in your office.
It's always happenstance.
Why is that so good?
Why is that so special?
I don't know.
Online dating cuts through a lot of the clutter, the waste.
Two people to say, look, let's not kid each other.
I'm looking, you're looking.
Okay, fine.
But you cannot jump the line.
Normally you see somebody.
You're attracted to somebody.
You see them walk through space.
You see how they deal with other people.
You see this, they laugh.
And then maybe you see them on a regular basis.
Maybe you're excited to see them.
Maybe you share an office space.
Maybe, whatever.
And then something happens.
And then you want to get up with courage.
I don't care how old you are.
But it's different when you're older because you can always say, you know, well, let's have coffee here.
But it's still the same thing.
And then you build up.
And then you build up.
And then there's the date.
And there's, it is a progression.
Online dating says, here's a picture.
Boom.
Let's just cut out all that middleman.
And here's what's interesting.
When you do meet, you've got to go through that process again.
It must be done.
Years ago, there was a fellow named, I think it was Doman, was his name?
And he believed, he asked people, he said, how many of you never crawled?
I don't know whether I never crawled.
But some of you, do you have kids where some don't crawl?
One just, you start walking.
One day you say, what the hell's going on here?
I know one case where mother came home and the kid's out of the crib.
It's like, what the hell happened?
One minute you go go gaga, next thing you know he's walking around saying, how are you?
What happened?
There was no interstitial steps.
It just, boom!
Okay?
Now, what's interesting, which I think is interesting, is that this aspect of it is critical for this progression.
And so there's one psychologist, again his name escapes me, said if you did not crawl, you should crawl now.
Because that particular movement creates and cements certain wiring in the brain that you need later on in order to enjoy the natural progression of life, whatever that is.
And you must do this.
You must, must, must do this.
You must enjoy this.
You got it?
Critical.
Absolutely critical.
So, that's why in this relationship stuff, you can't jump the line unless you want to hook up.
Then that's just a prostitution service.
And I'm not here to pass judgment, but that's not dating.
That's a different story.
This is something different.
Very, very critical.
Think about what I've said right now.
Stand by.
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When I was a kid, I used to hear it on Valentine's Day.
Remember when you were a kid at school, those little hearts?
I remember the heart with a little red message that nobody could read.
I don't know why I'm thinking about that.
There's no particular reason for it.
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Here's something interesting.
Lionheart says, In my experience, I could never find someone when I was looking.
A friend happened to introduce me to someone he knew.
That woman and I have been married since 2010.
See?
Isn't that something?
I will tell you one thing about Mrs. Ellamy, and I will say this, because we're private people, but I will tell you this, and I think she will agree.
If you told me ahead of time, this is going to be her, like, write down a quality, well, let me rephrase it.
If you showed her my qualities, no.
She'd say no.
But you can't write down a quality.
What does a quality mean?
Quality is how does it make you feel.
That's the thing which is different.
How does that...
I have...
In my senescence, in my dotage, I have no time for anybody.
I cannot do this.
My latest thing I've noticed, and I'm sorry to say this, I know this sounds misogynistic, but if it is, so be it.
I cannot believe how women...
I hate mean girls.
And I hate when women talk about other women behind their back.
And they're catty and talk about themselves.
And social media have collectively inspired more self-referenced egomania and narcissism, the likes of which I have never even imagined remotely possible.
I can't take it.
We went to an event the other day where there was a woman taking selfies the whole time.
It was as though the event didn't occur.
We were at a very nice place.
It was a very nice French joint.
And there's two women were there and one woman, I swear to God, the whole time.
They weren't even looking at each other.
I said, this is demented.
This would not last in a moment.
By the way, years ago I was doing a talk radio show and I said, you know, I was kind of in jest, sort of.
Because I always tell people, and I've told people this repeatedly, I say, you know, there should be something in which you say to yourself, and I can only speak for men, I'm sure women could say the same thing, but where you want to read something like a Miranda card, you know, where you say, may I read something new?
Yes.
Tell me what is wrong with you.
I will not run.
I will not leave you.
I know something is wrong with you.
Is there a psychological problem?
Is it depression?
Is it abandonment issues?
Eating disorders?
Is there something wrong?
Something that I will find out.
Are you a closet alcoholic or a drug addict?
Are you bipolar?
Have you ever been committed?
Is there something?
Have you had failed relationships?
Are you a stalker?
Just tell me now.
I won't run necessarily, but just save my time.
What is wrong with you?
Because I know something's wrong with you.
You've got to tell me what it is.
It's a matter of degree.
Now, I know this sounds kind of, it's a bit harsh, but it's not necessarily out of the question.
So one time I was on the air and I was kind of kidding.
I said, listen, men, if you ever go to somebody's home or apartment or whatever the first time, kind of take a look around.
If you see a cat, that's okay.
Two cats, that's all right.
Eight, run.
Something wrong with that.
Something wrong.
Dogs too, but cats are.
Islerophilia is a different story.
Check.
You see any books?
Next, whether you see any books?
That's not good.
But if you do see books, are they things like self-help?
Chicken soup for the soul.
Don't sweat the little things.
They're all little things.
You know, that one, if you see that, bad news.
Bad news.
Next, see any pictures of herself?
Not with anybody else, of herself.
And I'm kind of making this up.
Half of it's a little bit of a routine.
But the one I thought was really funny, and I completely made this one up.
I said, now listen, excuse yourself, but go to the John.
Go to the, open up your medicine cabinet.
Now for some particular reason, people don't move things out of their medicine cabinet.
I don't know why.
Stool softeners, suppositories, you know, herpes medication.
They just, they leave everything in there.
They don't move it.
They don't.
It's just like there's something about people.
In their bathrooms, they have magazines next to the bathroom.
And wipes.
What is going on here?
Do you know I'm coming?
Can you move the wipes?
Anyway.
So I said, so go to the medicine cabinet and look for different things.
If you see a lot of laxatives, it's eating disorders.
If you see a lot of, look at this, know the names of antidepressants, and I'm, you know, antipsychotic medication.
I'm saying things kind of in jest.
Okay.
I say it, I think nothing of it.
A day or two, a week later, whatever it is, the board op says, line two, go.
So I said, yeah.
She says, yeah, I remember when you told me you were on your show about meeting somebody going to the house.
Yeah, yeah.
And you said, go into there, excuse yourself, go to the medicine, go to the bathroom, open up the medicine cabinet.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I did that.
I said, oh, really?
What happened?
He says, well, it's funny.
I walked in and I opened it up and I hear, and there was an alarm that the mother had on to find out when the kid went to the medicine cabinet.
And she yells, are you looking in my medicine cabinet?
He says, no, no, I caught my...
Sleeve on the...
Oh, okay.
How you would catch your sleeve.
I thought that was very, very funny.
What was the show we were watching on Netflix about stalking?
This guy meets some woman who kills his...
Oh!
I'm telling you.
I am telling you.
There is, to me, to this day, scariest movie ever.
Fatal Attraction.
That's it.
That's it.
You get somebody, oh boy, I've heard some stories that will make you, and also, I'm going to say this not to belabor the point, which I think I am belaboring the point, but what are you going to do?
Sue me.
A couple of things.
Number one, people who want to get married have to understand something.
It's wonderful.
It's great.
But if you don't understand what divorce is, you're not.
You don't know what's going on.
If you don't, if you, if you don't understand what I'm talking about, I'm telling you, I believe, and I say this half in jest, but not really.
When I got my driver's license, the last, went to Safeway Driving School with Jack Baldwin, and the last night they pulled out this.
These old movies like Blood on the Highway and Black and White, really scary pictures of carnage, to let 16-year-olds know, listen, I know it's going to be fun, but I don't even know if kids want to drive today.
Make a long story short.
So anyway, I think there should be a trip to family court or watching Fatal Interaction or watching what happens when things go wrong.
Because the question that nobody can ask...
Or answered.
And I've asked this, and I know I'm coming across like a dick, but I've asked this, can you tell me what you are accomplishing now via marriage that you cannot accomplish individually?
Tell me something that only can only be allowed in marriage, but not in single life.
Anything?
Anybody?
They can't answer the question.
Now how is that?
Tell me one thing.
The General Accounting Office says there's about 1,600 particular legal provisions that married people can enjoy.
Nobody else can.
And most people can't.
They can't name one.
But they know about DJs, and they know about ice carvings, and you know...
What am I trying to say?
They know about...
Receptions and flowers, but they know nothing.
They have no idea.
Well, it's in love.
I want a commitment.
Yeah, but what does this mean?
You're married.
What does divorce do or undo?
Well, married.
But what does it do?
You're in a different status now.
What is it?
Husband or wife.
But what does that mean?
Tentancy by the Entireties.
They don't know anything about this.
That's the part that killed me.
They have no clue.
Whatsoever.
None.
It's the damnedest thing.
You can get a driver's license and you've got to go to this.
You've got to go and you've got to fill out the test.
And they say, do you understand what this is?
This is a stop sign, right?
Okay, this is divorce.
You know what happens?
You know what happens if you have to go and there's a divorce and you have to leave your home.
This is your home.
See that thing you're working on right now?
Yeah.
If something goes wrong, you gotta leave.
Most probably.
And if there's a custody problem, she gets the kids tender years doctrine.
Do you know what that means?
Unless she's a full-blown psycho, you know, drug addict.
Do you know what that means?
Yes.
Do you know what child support means?
Yes.
Do you know what visitation means?
Do you know what happens if your wife has a boyfriend?
Do you know that most of the money you will give will never even make it to the kid?
It goes to your wife.
I mean, nobody, they just don't, they don't.
And, and, and, women have to understand.
If your husband turns out to be a dirtbag and you're stuck with the kids and he's penniless or doesn't work or doesn't want to work or wants to be an actor or decides, yeah, I'm going to be a poet.
What?
You had a job.
Well, I don't want to have a job anymore.
Why?
To spite you.
Because what they never tell you about is that love that brought you together, if it splits, can turn into hate like you cannot believe.
You think the Houthis are savage?
Around...
The gate of tears?
Uh-uh.
If you think Hezbollah can get...
No.
No.
Not like this.
And I'm a realist.
I'm a realist.
It's a beautiful thing, but nobody wants to talk about anything.
Which leads me to today's subject.
I can't believe people still don't know anything about elections.
They don't know.
They don't know.
We went to an event not too long ago where this woman says, you know...
Trump is going to win because he's doing great and he's already measuring the drapes.
What?
Because in her mind, he's great.
And who could want a Democrat?
And Joe Biden is not going to be the nominee.
I've been telling you this.
We all know this.
You're wasting time about Robert Herr.
It doesn't matter.
I've been telling you.
I don't know how they're going to do it.
He gets COVID.
He hits his head.
I was talking to a friend of mine who said, you know, he had two aneurysm surgeries during a time when those surgeries were brutal.
And there's the expression, you ain't the same when the air hits your brain.
And bless his heart, but this is a serious story.
And it's not about age.
It's not about age.
Okay?
You...
you...
There's one physician we have.
This guy's close to 80 years old.
You don't know what he knows at 35. You just don't.
You can't.
I mean, he's like the best.
Alan Dershowitz is 85 years old.
85!
Who else was somebody who was 85?
I mean, it's just, it's not AIDS.
And the reason why they're doing it is because they're trying to tell you it's the AIDS thing so we can disqualify Trump.
And you know that and I know that.
And then they sit back and they watch this stupid stuff and I don't understand it.
We are the most infantile when it comes to elections and what we consider to be important.
And while I like certain things and I appreciate it, somebody would say, hey, that was a good thing to Jesse Waters.
Who the hell cares about Jesse Waters?
What are you talking about?
Hey, Bob Molenski, no!
Nothing's going to happen with that.
That's not it.
And I even submitted something.
I said, you do realize that Trump, I mean Trump, that Biden is accelerating a little bit of the effects of this.
Why?
Because of immunity.
There was a case last week that said the president is not immune from acts that he can still be in charge of this, right?
Right.
A lot of the stuff that happened when he was vice president is still going on.
If Trump aides, abets, counsels, procures, or hires Joe Biden or his brother in perpetuating, hiding, concealing, secreting an ongoing criminal enterprise or conspiracy, he's guilty now!
Forget what happened then.
There's stuff going on now.
So if he's walking around, isn't that great?
Sicilian flu, baby!
Sicilian flu.
You think that's crazy?
You think that's far-fetched?
Life's a work.
Life is professional wrestling.
Life is a work.
And it is absolutely brilliant what's going on right now.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you have any clues of what I'm saying?
I think you do.
I think you do.
I certainly hope you do.
This is the most...
Incredible stuff.
And by the way, another thing too I want to make you aware of, which is also critical.
Mrs. Ellis said that, I don't know if you remember this the other day.
I think it might.
But she said, don't be surprised if you're going to hear about some major news organization announcing a huge, either closing down, by the way, this is the newest video right there.
Watch this one.
On the Sicilian flu.
Very good stuff.
Anyway, Mrs. L said, don't be surprised if very shortly it is announced that a major news organization shuts down an entire news division or eliminates the news division.
CBS, did you see this?
How many, what, 800?
800 people.
Listen to me.
Listen to this.
Thank you.
Tucker Carlson.
He has, what, a couple of cameramen, maybe?
I don't know if they're his own or he...
Because you can hire a cameraman to do the raw footage, whatever it is.
Maybe two camera shots, you know, him, him, and then together as you get behind the back and whatever it is.
Maybe two cameramen.
Maybe one.
I don't know.
A producer.
His producer, I think he's had since the Fox days.
That's a producer.
Third is maybe some post-production stuff.
I'll bet you he has less than 10 people.
That's an extra.
He doesn't really need to.
Who does he need?
Who does he need?
I mean, there's some people who can do things.
So anyway, let's say he's got 10 people.
I don't know.
Tucker Carlson.
Interviews.
Perhaps he could be the most powerful man in the world.
It's not Biden.
Most powerful country.
But not the most powerful man, because Biden couldn't fire the cleaning lady at this particular point, nuclear codes notwithstanding, in any event.
And he has 100 million, 200 million, the biggest international, global news event ever that everybody's talking about with 10 people in charge.
One guy, one interview, just one, he's it.
Little thing, X, Tucker Carlson Network.
There it is.
You might have an app.
You may not have an app.
I don't know.
Whatever.
That's it.
Biggest thing anybody's ever seen.
Biggest thing anybody's ever seen.
One guy.
One show.
That's it.
Joe Rogan.
I can go on and on.
Okay?
Okay.
Here's CBS.
Catherine Herridge.
Great journalist.
Anachronistic.
That's what he's saying.
Great minuet dancer.
I can play a harpsichord like you can't believe.
Journalists?
We don't know.
One Catherine Harris.
Producers, line producers, researchers, cameramen, union writers, this staff, lighting, stage, newsroom, her salary, her benefits, her team, her executive producer, and that's just one.
That's just one.
CBS.
They've got 10, 15, 20. I don't know.
They've got an overhead you can't believe.
For what?
For one story.
Nobody's going to remember.
It's not Watergate.
It's just one story.
It's interesting.
Tucker Carlson, one guy.
One guy, two cameras.
I'm not going to go through that again.
And he is, whether you like it or not, it doesn't matter.
Biggest thing anybody's ever seen.
Biggest.
Conventional media are dead.
It's dead.
There's a core that likes it.
There are people, let me tell you something, there are people who love square dancing.
There are square dancing conventions in this country you can't believe, but square dancing is not exactly the hottest thing in town.
Okay?
I got news for you.
Square dancing is not that big of a deal.
I'm sorry.
Barbershop quartet, Sweet Adelines, big.
You never heard of it.
You know, barbershop quartet.
What?
So there's always going to be somebody who likes Jesse Waters.
That's not what we're talking about.
We're talking enough people to sustain.
I'm going to tell you this story, very important.
I told you about this book I'm reading.
Oh, well, I read it.
It's called Capote's Women.
It's about Bill Paley and Babe Paley and all these other people.
William S. Paley was a revolutionary.
He invented CBS.
There was no such thing as networks.
It came from radio.
He owned a cigar company out of Philly.
He just, Changed everything.
CBS, Murrow, Eric Severo, Cronkite, etc., etc., etc.
Okay, cut to the chase.
Visionary.
This guy was it.
He was a Fred Silverman.
He was the Stephen Bochco.
He was...
My God, he was everything.
He was everything.
He was it.
Grant Tinker.
All those people.
Okay.
One year.
They were at an event, or they were doing something, and somebody said, oh, Paley's favorite show was Gunsmoke.
Greatest show in the world.
Somebody moved, you know the board they have with the names?
He moved this Gunsmoke and wanted to put in Gilligan's Island, I think, and the Munsters.
Two huge shows.
Enormous.
Paley said, put it back.
He was never seen from them again.
Just cut.
Paley said, I like Gunsmoke.
And they said, it's over.
We're getting out of this.
This is the 60s, 70s.
Gunsmoke.
You know, Gene Autry.
Roy Rogers.
That whole thing.
The genre.
Gunfighter.
Dodge City.
The Rifleman.
That's over.
Wanted Dead or Alive.
Paladin.
It didn't go down the list.
Paley said, you don't understand something.
I like it.
But Mr. Paley, sir, you don't understand.
It's a different world.
Paley said, you're going to.
Paley was wrong.
This is where all great men and women fail.
They put their own particular likes versus somebody else.
I interviewed Dick Clark one time.
Dick Clark, I was with WABC.
ABC was doing the...
You know, the New Year's Eve, whatever, the ball thing.
Anyway, so we're ABC, they're ABC, so I get to talk to Dick Clark.
First question I asked Dick Clark, first question, never forget, was I understand one of your greatest regrets was not signing or not recognizing the Beatles.
And he was like, you could almost hear in silence a yes, yes, that's true.
And you always have to understand and read that what you like It's not what everybody else likes.
And what you like is irrelevant.
It doesn't matter.
It is irrelevant.
You understand what I'm saying?
It's irrelevant.
What you like.
Okay?
Okay?
We're going through...
We're going through our Valentine's...
Well...
Oh, I got beautiful flowers yesterday.
We love that.
And we put...
We're very good at secreting cards.
I'm very good at opening up a medicine cabinet.
They fall down.
Minds are more explosive.
I want you to understand something.
I don't care what you like.
I don't care what you like.
It doesn't matter to me.
If nobody else likes what you like, it doesn't mean anything to me.
It doesn't matter to me.
I don't care what you like.
I don't care whether you like Donald Trump or not.
I don't care what that means.
It doesn't matter to me.
I don't care what that means.
Do they like him?
Is he gonna work?
Is he gonna...
I don't know.
What I think about Donald Trump doesn't really matter.
Is he going to...
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Are they gonna steal the election legally?
I don't know.
You might be wondering if Bobby Kennedy was right about COVID.
People don't know anything about Bobby Kennedy, don't know what he said, and they feel like their lives are saved because of the vaccine, and if there's a vaccine tomorrow, they're going to line up, and they're going to have their picture like that, and they're going to...
This is how people react.
I know what people think.
I don't care what I think.
I know what they think.
And that's what makes me different than the rest of the other people.
I know what...
I'm going to say I know what works.
I don't care what I think about what I like is what I'm trying to say.
That's all.
And there's something that's going on right now in this country.
And I've been telling you this for the longest time.
Pay attention to this.
Newsrooms, as you know, are shuttered.
Biden, I've been telling you about Biden.
I told you in 2016, I told you Trump was going to lose in 2020.
People got mad.
People left me.
They said, I don't like what you're saying.
You're a downer.
I'm saying he's not doing this the right way.
And I was right.
I wasn't happy about it.
It's like when your doctor tells you, you don't stop smoking, you've got a problem.
You're such a downer.
I'm not a downer.
I just know what I'm talking about.
And so this is what I'm saying.
This is the brand new world right now.
And there are so many people, including the smartest people, the Bill Paley's right now, who were sitting...
There was a CNN woman who shut somebody down.
CNN is over.
It's done.
It's that star who's...
Burn out, but the light hasn't hit us yet.
I'm telling you right now.
We're in a brand new world, a brave new world, and you've got to grasp the fact, the people that we should be talking to, and we're not.
And I've told you, Gavin Newsom is just so perfect.
But by the way, it's not just me.
There are people who've been talking about Gavin Newsom.
You don't know where to go for this, but I know what I'm talking about.
There are other news sources, other people who are really, really money buyers.
Who do you talk to?
You've got to do media buys in advance.
You don't just spring them on people.
Watch this.
Watch what's going on.
Watch what's going on right now.
Have you noticed something?
I'm going to tell you something you probably didn't notice.
Have you noticed that John Fetterman doesn't sound crazy anymore?
Do you ever notice his speech?
Listen to what he says.
Remember at first he was, I don't know, turn the machine on and open the...
But nor how?
Doesn't sound like that anymore, does he?
Why do you think that is?
What, he got better?
Really?
People don't think that Joe Biden is really doing it.
He's really Joe Biden.
You don't think that Joe Biden, that they're setting him up?
Maybe they're halving, halving, halving, cutting in half his Adderall scripts?
All I know is, It's really hitting hard.
Anybody ever ask the question, why is it Robert Herr DOJ investigation?
Why is that the thing that's shuttering his chances?
Why is that?
Why is that?
We've known this.
You needed a DOJ investigation report to point out the obvious only as far as him appearing in trial?
And that's...
Come on!
Pay attention!
It's not what you think.
Trump's not a clear shot in this thing.
Lori Cuck says, I believe they planned COVID.
Well, Lori, I'm going to tell you something.
Remember I tell you this.
Always say, I wouldn't be surprised if they get you off the hook.
You have no reason to say they planned it.
Wuhan may have And the gain of function may have slipped out, but to a planet?
That wouldn't surprise me.
There's no proof of that.
So always do what I do.
You know, it wouldn't surprise me if, and it lets you off the hook.
E.D. Crowley says, here's a thought, an idea for a book.
A female nymphomaniac falls in love with a male, Casanova.
They join a modern-day version of The Shakers' demand for pure marriage abstinence.
Hmm.
A nymphomaniac, by the way, and a Casanova, well, a nymphomaniac could, if you believe in that, a lympho, as R.G. Bunker would say.
By the way, a male is a satyr, S-A-T-Y-R, and satirizes his male nymphomaniac, which, whatever it's worth.
R.G. Bunker called him a lympho.
A nymphomaniac could be monogamous, and a Casanova Interesting.
Yeah, it might be tougher for the Casanova.
I was reading, you know, in the old days of Bill Paley.
Bill Paley was an inveterate womanizer.
Always broke his marital bonds.
Johnny Agnelli from, you know, Ferrari and Fiat and everything.
They didn't care about anything.
Women, marriage meant nothing to them.
Joe Kennedy?
Joe Kennedy?
All the Kennedys, including Bobby, who he has that penchant.
Remember he wrote down, I had this one, I had that one.
How about Bobby Kennedy to his family?
I'm sorry, I didn't do that thing at the Super Bowl.
That was them.
I'm apologizing.
He apologizes to his family on Twitter?
What is this stuff?
You apologize to your family on Twitter?
I am so over Bobby Kennedy.
It's not even funny.
I thought for a moment, you know what?
This is the guy.
This is the guy.
I'm writing him and then, oh, sure enough.
Okay.
All right.
Back to Trump.
Because Trump at first was, Trump was saying nothing about anything other than himself and the trial.
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Indeed, dear friend.
Indeed.
You know, Lori brought up a good thing and she said, you know, I think that COVID was planned.
Okay.
I think that COVID was planned.
Well, could be.
We don't have any evidence of it being planned.
However, the circumstantial evidence case could be made most assuredly that this was certainly no surprise.
I'll just leave it at that.
And remember, remember, if there is an outbreak or if anything happens again, Americans will jump right back into it.
And think absolutely nothing about it.
Okay?
You got it?
Nothing.
All right, dear friends.
You were wonderful today.
Did you know that?
You were absolutely wonderful.
And Edie Crowley, thank you so much for your thoughtful.
Lori Cuck, thank you.
And Raul Rodriguez, thank you, my friend.
Semper Fi to you.
And thank you so much for listening.
By the way, go to Mrs. L's YouTube channel.
Well, we'll see about that.
Linz Warriors.
Linz Warriors.
Please go there, Linz Warriors.
Mrs. Ellen and I, if you play your cards right, maybe we'll do a nice little get-together tonight to talk about.
I think more people want to talk about love and relationships.
I really do.
I think it's something that is so, so, so critical.
Casanova was not sent to hell because he knew the names of his conquest.
Where Don Juan could not name one, hence he went to hell.
Ah!
Raul, who knew, my friend?
Who knew?
By the way, LinzWarriors on YouTube.
Subscribe.
Look at our last video together.
It was very, very good.
And also, go to LinzWarriors on Twitter or X. I don't call it X. Linz underscore warriors as well.
All right, my friends.
Have a great and a glorious day.
Don't ever change.
I mean that sincerely.
We'll see you tonight at 7 p.m.
And if I coax Mrs. L, who knows?
Maybe we'll do another one to talk about a variety of stuff which we find critical, and that is something that you need to know.
In any event, happy Valentine's Day, as this one idiot once said.
Have a great and glorious day, and don't forget the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya!
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