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Feb. 14, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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The Demoncrat Plan for 2024 Domination Exposed
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As we speak right now, there is a sense of somehow superiority or something, I guess, on the part of many, many Republicans, many of the Fox News crew, people who think that somehow by virtue of something, They are doing just so well.
They are doing monumentally great that Trump is on his way, that everything's collapsing from Fannie Willis to you name it.
And people believe this.
People are believing that somehow that Trump is on his way.
Okay.
This is the most dangerous thing you can possibly...
Possibly believe it.
If you think they're going to plan nothing, if you think you can sit back and revel in this sense of we're going to do it this time, I don't know what to tell you.
I don't know what to tell you.
Now, I know that that's bad news, but as you know, one of the things that I've always tried to do is to tell you from the beginning, Specifically, from the beginning, what it is that's important and what it is that's critical.
I can't say this enough.
I can't say this enough.
It is absolutely critical that you get really scared now because they're changing their tune.
And do you see how everybody has been given the memo?
Everybody is to use the idea that this Department of Justice report somehow is the reason why it's Biden's age, not his mental decrepitude.
It's his age.
Okay, do you understand that?
I was watching a piece.
Recently, by this psychologist named Gabor Mate.
This is Aaron Mate's father.
He's 80. Alan Dershowitz, 85. I mean, I'll give you example after example of this.
This has nothing to do with age.
The reason why they're doing this, very calculated, age, age, age, and that's why, and this is why you have to have It's mental decrepitude.
That is what this is about.
It's about mental decrepitude.
It is not about age.
Don't let them do this.
I'm telling you, repeatedly, for the love of God, we are at 266 days away from the election.
And 66 days from the election.
This is critical.
And we have to make sure, and you have to make sure that you have to be an apostle for truth.
This is one of the beefs that I have with a lot of my friends.
They just sit back and they don't do anything.
They just expect, I guess, the news to get up because, well, because they're reading whatever or probably watching because they don't read anything.
They figure, well, that's good enough.
I know this.
No.
It's not for you to know this.
It's for you to explain what's going on.
Because remember, no matter what you think, people still despise, despise Donald Trump.
What do you do?
How do you get around that?
How do you remind them that, and there are people who still say that he was somehow responsible for this attempt to destroy, to subvert, to collapse.
The system as we know it.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
I'm telling you this.
I'm repeating this.
I'm reminding you of this.
I'm telling you.
What are we going to do regarding this?
How do we explain this to people?
That's what's critical.
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Now, let's speak about something.
And I want you to grasp A way of looking at this which will help you tremendously.
And it's how you view things.
And it's very difficult for people to follow this, but I'm going to do my best.
John Mearsheimer and others are of the school called Realists.
These are people who are...
There's no good guy, bad guy.
They just talk about the way things are, whether it's Israel.
Palestine or Ukraine or whatever.
It's about the realities.
And we have some very simple rules that we have to maintain here and that you must understand if you agree with my particular philosophy, which I think you will because it makes implicit sense.
Number one, and this is critical, number one.
I don't care about good guys and bad guys.
I don't care about what's moral.
I don't care about what's the right thing to do if it's politically impossible or foolish.
I believe that it would be wonderful to have certain social safety nets guaranteed for certain people, but I don't know how we can do this.
I think if there was some way to snap our fingers to say, you know, it would be really nice if we had such a...
You can't do it.
So what I think is right and what can be done is a different story.
Okay?
It's that simple.
It would be wonderful to go out in the world and be able to stop maybe, maybe, maybe certain despotic leaders and the like, provided we had the manpower.
And the money, and provided we had all of our own domestic problems taken care of.
You see?
So it has nothing to do with what's right or wrong.
It has nothing to do with what's right or wrong.
I give you, as an example of this, the perfect example is Israel-Palestine.
Listen, if you cannot believe what...
How that is being portrayed in the news versus what reality dictates.
You cannot.
And what's interesting to note is that when you say this, most people will take this position of moral.
It's the strangest thing.
For example, people will say, all my life I have connected myself with Israel.
And a lot of Americans don't use that term Zionism.
They're really not familiar with what that means.
They just, as part of the conservative package, have realized that Israel is an ally of ours.
They will say it's the only democracy in the Middle East.
That Palestinians are liars.
That Yasser Arafat has never missed an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
And this is what they say.
They repeat it.
Bobby Kennedy knows every lying there is.
Dare I say there are other people who say, well, that's not exactly the way we believe it to be, but that's what you say.
Some of these things are bumper sticker phrases.
I'm not...
Even talking about who's right, who's wrong, who's moral.
I understand the position of what people believe in.
I understand what Palestinians believe.
And I believe what Israelis believe.
I do.
Not all Israelis, but many of them.
And I believe what Zionists believe.
I understand it.
Passing no judgment.
I know it's very difficult for people to realize.
I have no...
I don't agree or disagree.
I know that's horrible for friends of mine.
But this is not my thing, because it's all situational.
It is situational.
And what people will do is they will look the other way.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever say, ever again, that I cannot believe how Hitler got away with so much over such a period of time, and how people look the other way.
I'll never say this.
What America looks...
Ignorers is just beyond anything.
We are the consummate ignorers of fact.
Now, I'm going to have to explain something which hurts people's feelings.
Again, irrespective of what I feel and I believe, Donald Trump is A most imperfect, and I'm being very kind, a most imperfect candidate.
Donald Trump is, without a doubt, problematic, to say the least.
Donald Trump, you must understand what...
People are saying about him and not what you believe to be true.
Let me say this again.
You have to understand what the enemy is saying, not what you believe to be true.
I don't care what you believe.
I know you think he's the greatest.
Whether I like him, you like him, it doesn't matter.
I want to get you into this, again, maybe this political realism as well.
You must understand something.
You must grasp this idea.
And one of the things that I have done, and I love when I meet people who will tell me things because they think I'm going to agree with them.
And I said, you know, and I find it funny.
Why would you throw this Trump stuff at me?
Maybe because they think I'm smarter on their side.
And what I do is I always try to correct people very kindly.
I say, well, there's one thing that you must understand, and I want you to remember this.
You can say, well, you know, Donald Trump is a lot of things, but there's one thing he is not, is an insurrectionist, because he can't be.
I gave you this example last night.
One of the elements of the crime of assault is that you have to be able to commit assault at common law.
It's really a tempted battery.
It's the threat to invoke or to instill or to impart some form of immediate harm on somebody with the apparent ability to do so.
If somebody came to you in a wheelchair who was 90 years old, senescent in a wheelchair and shook a kind of a gnarled hand at you like this, you probably You probably,
probably would not be able to claim that that's an assault by virtue of the fact that he has no apparent ability to do anything to bring about any problem or whatever it is.
Does that make any sense to you?
So, in order for you to claim that Donald Trump is an insurrectionist, you have to ask yourself, did he ever have any ability to do so?
Or to actually commit an insurrection?
To rebel against this?
To overthrow the country?
Did he ever?
And the answer to that is simply no.
No.
He could not have done so.
He could not do it with a bunch of fat, you know, marauding commando wannabes with their eye patches and their Valkyrie helmets and all this kind of stuff.
No.
Let me go back and do this again.
No matter how terrible you might have thought that the Capitol riot trespass looked like, no matter how terrible this was, no matter how awful that was, you could have moved that to the Washington Monument.
You could have moved that to surrounding the White House, which, by the way, they tried to break in.
Remember recently?
Remember they tried to do that?
You could move it to the Department of Justice.
You could move it to the Smithsonian.
Has the same effect.
That doesn't mean anything.
So Donald Trump never threatened this country and never ever acted or never could have been an insurrectionist.
Does that make any sense to you?
Yes, it does.
So first, he might be a lot of things.
He might be stupid, he might be foolish to actually goad these people on.
And with that moronic Kimberly Guilfoyle who was a dancing member in that too, Gloria!
Because she thinks she's sexy and dancing and she knows it.
She's siren-like in how she mesmerizes you with the dancing.
There was a terrible visual.
But Donald Trump in no way was a part of any kind of whatever.
He's a lot of things, but there was never an insurrection.
Never.
And that's just ridiculous.
Why do I say this?
Because nobody was charged with insurrection.
Nobody.
Nobody.
We have a couple of seditious conspiracy charges.
If you read Seditious Conspiracy, it's a very broad...
So right away, you've got to challenge, you've got to say, well, that's not what he did.
And you can say whatever you want, but that's not what he did.
He could not have done it.
Let me just say this again, so that you understand this.
Donald Trump, if he just said, okay, come on, if he just said that day, all right, let's take over, okay?
Let's do it.
What?
What are these people going to do?
They make one phone call.
By the way, this is after Nancy Pelosi refused to have the National Guard and everything else at his behest.
But anyway, let's assume Donald Trump says, you know what?
F it.
Let's go.
We're going to take over the country.
They would have said, all right, that's it.
They would have called just the Capitol Police and just put the whole thing down.
I mean, there's no...
Now, if all of a sudden you said, wait a minute, this breaking news all over the country, at state capitals and police stations all over the country, masked, Commandos are moving in and taking over, and there is a move.
The armory, the 82nd Airborne, Fort Jackson, whatever it is, Paris Island, all these military, the CENTCOM has been surrounded.
Military staff has stepped down.
The Department of Defense has surrendered.
You know, that would be something.
Watch the Pinochet Allende case.
So let me just say this again to you.
You have to be very calm when you talk to people.
You have to say, well, that could not have happened.
None.
None of it could have happened.
Because that's what they're saying right now.
They're saying that Donald Trump was responsible for some kind of whatever it is.
That could not have happened.
Period.
End of discussion.
Okay?
Gotta say that.
If you don't say that, I don't know what to tell you.
Okay?
Critical.
Absolutely beyond critical.
Critical beyond critical.
That's it.
Next, and this is important, what is going to happen now as everybody is forcing Biden out?
What is going to happen?
This is important.
This is critical.
And you have to remember this.
You can't merely go to people that you like if you're of this moronic Fox News.
And by the way, the level of insipidity.
That the exhibit is beyond anything I've ever even imagined.
Beyond.
It's so bad.
I mean, it is so bad.
They're all about whatever.
Today, by the way, we have a...
It's snowing like a sub-bitch here.
And they're going to be talking about that.
So that's nice.
That's very good.
So where do you go?
How do you figure out what's going on?
Do you read polls?
Do you see how things are going?
Do you see, not all polls, but do you take as much data in as possible?
How do you do that?
That's also a critical way to do.
You can't merely sit back and say, I'm going to listen to, I'm going to listen to, hey, have you seen this?
I'm going to send, oh, here's a great whatever.
I don't know why.
People will send to me an opinion, YouTube, and I'm saying, what is this opinion?
I don't know who this is.
Now, changing the subject, which is also more fun.
I want you to really appreciate this because you're going to miss it.
There is something that is happening right now that is so...
This really is scaring.
Every day, scaring the mainstream media.
Every day I read and I have access to all kinds of media, emails, you know, the business and what people are thinking and that sort of thing.
And without a doubt, They are petrified as to the collapse of what they thought their world was.
I mean, they are scared beyond anything you've ever seen.
Seriously.
Seriously.
They don't know what...
You should see this in the world of radio.
Radio.
It's just...
Speaking of which, I'll be on Mark Simone at 11.40, I believe, today.
I think it's 1140 versus 1140.
So that should be good for always a good show.
But in any event, so they're scared.
I mean, they're really scared.
And for good reasons.
They're really scared.
They don't know what to do.
They don't know how to fix this.
What do they do?
Where do they go?
How do they...
They just don't know what to do.
So the other day, lo and behold, there's this guy, Tucker Carlson, who took the world by storm.
Everybody, everybody, everybody is just...
How do we say this?
Everybody came out of the woodwork saying this is going to be the biggest thing at 6pm.
Remember that?
This is when it drops.
It was something that was so beautiful because it was a worldwide event.
It was a worldwide event.
And it was so incredible.
And so fascinating, so monumentally fascinating, that it scared these people like you can't believe.
I want you to understand that.
I want you to recognize what he did and why I love this man, for no other reason.
He is good.
You don't have to love him.
It doesn't matter.
There were A&R people who did records.
A lot of people didn't like Bob Dylan when he came up, but they recognized this guy is going to be a star.
So that's kind of what he is.
It changed everything.
This on the heels of a very important piece from God.
Oh, Elon Musk and the quote Twitter files, which by the way are, that's, remember, he gave these Twitter files to Matt Taibbi and Barry Weiss.
Barry Weiss is off.
She is in a different, she is in a very strong Israeli support Zionism thing, which is fine.
I'm just telling you the way it is.
I'm not, I'm not, remember, I'm not, I'm not saying right or wrong.
That's her thing now.
Taibbi's still over here.
But both of them were basically handed this.
They didn't find this information on themselves.
Mainstream media as we know it is absolutely dead on arrival.
Cannot say that enough to you.
Cannot say it enough.
Cannot explain it enough.
Cannot put it into words enough like it is right now.
Now a couple of things which are incredible.
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Exclusive podcasts have lost their allure for Spotify chief Daniel Elk, and Joe Rogan's new deal is just the latest example.
See, what they're doing is they're putting him elsewhere.
Things are changing drastically.
That's all I'm saying.
Just always keep an eye on the business itself.
And not just what you like.
Now let me tell you something.
The most important person is Joe Rogan.
Hands down.
That's not to say he's the best.
I love him.
You love him.
We love...
No.
Please, stop it.
But what's happening right now in 2020, Spotify, this is according to Forbes, trumpeted its exclusive signing of star podcaster Joe Rogan.
To a three-and-a-half-year deal for reportedly over $200 million, calling it a major addition to its podcast lineup.
Excited by the news, investors sent the streaming company shares soaring 90% within just a few days.
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When Spotify debuted its podcasting business, this is again Forbes, In 2019, many people mistakenly thought it would be an all-out exclusive effort similar to that of Netflix.
Well, it's not.
The perception about Spotify following a similar strategy was partly driven by its exclusive deals, making blah, blah, blah, blah.
So let me just explain this to you.
While we appreciate this, while we love this, understand what we are seeing right now is also evolving gradually and at the speed of light.
Catch up, says Biden, unfit to stand trial, yet has control of the nuclear codes.
I'm a little worried about that.
Well, that's obvious.
That's absolutely obvious.
We have been saying this, Ketchup, and by the way, thank you, for the longest time.
You are not the only one to think that.
You are not the only one to say that.
I have said it.
Everybody has said this.
How does this work?
If he cannot remember, what about just other things that the president is able to handle or could be handling or should be handling or will be handling?
All of those are critical pieces as well.
There are certain things that are...
You know, in the business there's something called parallel development.
The other day, after our very...
Very successful, very fun event at the Cunning Room.
I came up with this new date of October 26, right before the election.
And it's a little bit too early to...
This one was called Lotus for POTUS, Lionel of the United States, Lotus for POTUS Tour.
And this new one, I called it, we're going to call it Electile Dysfunction.
It's been said a million times.
It's called Parallel Development.
John Stewart is called electile dysfunction.
So the point is, sometimes you think of things, you think of puns, but by the way, that one is as old as dirt.
But it's one of those things, catch up, that we've been thinking too.
Now what about the 25th Amendment?
I don't know.
Don't expect anything to happen.
Nobody is saying this.
They're just not pushing this.
They're not pushing this.
Let me just say this again.
They're not pushing this.
Nobody is pushing this.
We're talking about this, but let's assume that, let's say he's in a full-fledged coma.
And I don't care whether it's, do you think, do you seriously think that things would be any different with Kamala Harris as president versus vice president?
Let me ask you again.
Yes or no?
If the answer is yes, press one.
If the answer is two, or no, rather, press two.
Do you think anything would be different now if Kamala Harris were president?
Yes or no?
Very simple question.
Let's say he steps down, Kamala Harris comes in.
Will anything be different now?
Anything?
Policy?
Threat levels?
Bills?
Would anything be different?
Anything at all?
That could be worse, but in terms of policies, would anything be different?
Absolutely not.
Joe Biden is not running anything.
Kamala Harris.
He's not running anything.
They are auto pens.
They are handed the particular plans, the particular protocols.
That is it.
They are it.
Do you grasp that?
Yes, you do.
Do you grasp it?
Yes.
One puppet for another.
Not a puppet!
Not even a puppet, just an auto pen.
They're just there.
They're kind of like animatronics.
They're playsetters.
So this idea that, well, who wants to come here?
It doesn't matter.
I always want somebody who is awake.
I will take Mayor de Blasio over I will take Mayor de Blasio over Eric Adams.
Our mayor now just loves to put a hat on.
It says, mayor, he just loves to pretend he's the mayor.
He loves uniforms and stylish and going up.
He doesn't understand what's going on.
Mayor de Blasio, who is probably as close to a full-fledged commie as you're ever going to get, at least was smart.
I'll take a smart person any day.
A smart person I can deal with.
I can understand their ideology.
Period.
I would take Hillary Clinton over Joe Biden any day.
I want somebody who knows what they're doing.
I want somebody who I can lease.
I know who it is.
You're the enemy.
That's all.
Now, when you tell this to people, they obviously get upset because they hate.
You see, in our political world, we hate people.
We hate people so much.
Hate them with a passion for reasons I will never know.
I don't hate anybody in politics.
None.
I don't hate anyone.
In politics.
Period.
I don't hate anyone.
None.
Hate's not my thing.
It's just not my thing.
I think sometimes, I think by virtue of our world of kind of the How do I say this?
I think it's the world of just social media and Karens and all that.
I think people just really respond very, very negatively for reasons that I just don't understand.
I really don't.
I don't get it.
I've never ever felt this sense of I don't know enmity.
I also don't love I don't love Donald Trump.
I don't...
Oh, my God.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
Remember, these people work for me.
When you go to a restaurant...
I like this restaurant.
I don't love it.
I like what they do.
Once they...
Once the food...
I don't love the waiter.
I don't love the cook.
I don't love...
No, no.
This is what they're supposed to do.
Once they...
Once it loses its whatever, I ain't a part of it.
You dig what I'm saying?
I ain't a part of it.
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Father, I think I told you yesterday, Mrs. Ellen and I had our eyes.
We go to a wonderful doctor.
I love this guy.
And our...
Four and a half for both of us.
The most thorough, old-fashioned.
He was a professor, and he's older.
That's why, I don't know how old he is, but he must be in his 70s.
Might be close to 80s.
I don't know, I never really asked him.
But we had these, oh my God, they dilated our eyes.
Not dilate, they dilated.
And I swear to God, we couldn't even...
I mean, we had the lights off all day.
I was like, what the hell is going on?
I felt like one of these miners, these Chilean miners were walking around with it.
It was brutal.
How's the snow now?
It is pouring out today.
I mean, the snow is just coming down.
Coming down.
And from somebody who was raised in Florida, we never had snow.
I used to look and say, wow.
Wow.
And it's flaky.
It's snowflake.
It's going to be annoying.
And they, you know.
Why?
Because local news in particular is just dying.
Absolutely dying for anything to tell you.
Now, let's talk about some other news, which I think is just terrific.
Because you have to know what's going on in the world other than the obvious.
Okay?
Look at this one.
Gaunt New Zealand hostage pilot appears in proof of life video one year after he was seized by bow and arrow wielding captors in remote Papua as he addresses his wife and young son.
I wish him the best.
I don't know what he was doing there and I'm sure I'll get the chance to maybe get into it and pay a close attention.
Senate passes $95 billion Ukraine and Israel aid bill without border provisions after all night session.
Speaker Mike Johnson warns insufficient package with $14 billion for Israel may not pass the House.
Let this stop.
Okay?
Let this be stopped.
We need this now.
Okay?
Look at this story.
Going vegan improves the sex lives of men and treats of reptile dysfunction, according to a study.
Tomorrow, that study will be reversed by saying eating meat...
So, don't even...
Remember, the worst arguments I ever got into was over diet, because people hold that more than you can imagine.
Prince Harry did not want to be in the same room as Queen Camilla, When he spoke to the king about cancer diagnosis.
And we still don't know what exactly he has.
Do you understand this?
This is horrible.
Here we go.
Look at this.
This is so shameful.
Teenage girls use dark makeup to blackface and make monkey noises in Boston's Sephora store.
Now, I don't know about the story behind this.
Three girls...
By the way, Sephora...
On TikTok and the like, you can hear about these Sephora theft rings and how they go in, whatever.
Now, what are you supposed to do with someone who does that?
Aside from the fact that they might be charged with trespass, they might be charged with some kind of criminal mischiefs, they might be charged with theft, theft of services, whatever it is.
But what are you supposed to do about that?
Nothing.
It is not against the law to be a racist.
It's not against the law to...
To be a fool to say stupid and terrible things.
It's not against the law.
Nor should it ever be.
Black people can wear white face.
White people can wear black face.
Whatever it is.
It's crude.
It's stupid.
I find it boorish.
Rude.
Completely unacceptable.
But so what?
So what?
Sorry to tell you this.
This gets even better.
Bumbling Biden strikes again.
Moment lost puppy president went on a walkabout after introducing King of Jordan to the podium.
He's walking around.
He's confused.
He's absolutely just falling apart.
I've got 14 kids dying every week in my city.
Kanye West explodes in rage about crime in his hometown, Chicago, after he's asked for his thoughts on the Palestinians.
Interesting.
Ready for this?
One in ten vacation rentals is fitted with hidden spy cameras.
As experts reveal how to spot the devices inside chargers, smoke alarms, and TV soundbars.
Very good stuff.
And by the way, how people do that bed and breakfast, not bed and breakfast, Airbnb, you can have that.
Not that a hotel is going to be any better, but whatever it's worth.
He's back.
Jon Stewart rips.
He rips.
Ooh!
Straight into President Biden on his return to Daily Show over a DRJ report that called him elderly with poor memory.
No, it's not that he's elderly.
It's that he is senescent.
And Jon Stewart is trying so desperately to get back.
And the problem is that most people, including young folks, don't know who he is because Jon Stewart is a goddamn fool who decided to leave.
To leave TV right before the Trump presidency.
Stupid?
What did he do?
He went to a petting zoo or something in Jersey or some kind of...
He and his wife on a little farm.
So, Numbnuts decides, and now he's been trying to get back.
Everybody else that he's helped has been doing great work, except for him, because he's an idiot.
He really is an idiot.
And he says stuff other people write.
And by the way, the bigger idiot of them all is Bill Maher, who basically says, listen, it's a free country.
You can say, I don't know where comedy Folks, this is not where I go for news, depending upon the analysis.
What do you want to talk about?
Comedy?
Have you seen this guy Rappaport?
I mean, this guy, this Laumau?
Look, again, it's a free country.
You can do whatever you want.
But if you're going to Jon Stewart to help you understand something, I don't know what to tell you.
It's like the old days.
Sometimes parents would grind up.
Didn't Jerry Seinfeld's wife pretend to say, Books on how to hide vegetables, how to grind up asparagus and put them in.
When other people have done it for whatever.
So the allegation was.
Well, listen, again, it's a free country.
And I guess, you know, Daily Mail will print anything.
Who will replace fabulous George Santos?
I love the Daily Mail British take on it.
New York voters head to the polls today to decide between, of all the days of this snowy deal, between Democratic Tom Swasey and Republican Maisie Pillip in a special election.
I have not seen one thing.
Who is, have you seen either of them, honey?
I've seen a lot of both of them.
How is Maisie?
Well, her husband's from Ukraine.
Her husband is from Ukraine.
Okay.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah, well, here go in New York.
Fears that grow New York City could be targeted by migrant supergang, as FBI agent warns Venezuelan Tren de Aragua.
Thugs behind moped phone thefts may join forces with infamous...
MS-13.
Let me tell you what you got in New York.
It's very simple.
First, I don't know where you are, but in New York we have people, cars with paper license tags everywhere.
They're just on the side of paper.
See them on the streets, see them in Georgia, see them everywhere.
No license, just paper.
Rumor has it they're stolen.
I don't know.
Nobody's ever pulled over.
We don't hear anything about this.
Then we see people pulled over on the side of the road, side of the street, in coveted parking spaces, doing repair and sometimes living in a car or doing, you know, tire service.
There are places in New York, it used to be on the west side and somewhere in the Bronx, where they have these tires.
Really, they're very good.
You drive up and they basically will put in new tires.
Right there on the side of the road.
We're not talking about that.
Everywhere we are besieged by these mosquito-like mopeds and scooters and overnight.
They're just here.
And delivery everywhere.
Delivery.
We've got the Amazon app.
A lot of people working.
A lot of deliveries.
If you come to New York...
First, the thing you've got to worry about more than anything else is being hit by one of these marauding either bikes, scooters, and these e-bikes.
E-bike, scooters, I mean, they fly by.
So you step in the corner and you look, and they have a walking lane, they've got a running lane.
They've come out of nowhere.
And that's the thing you've really got to be alert to.
Rafael Legonde, U.S. Marine, says, Sir, do you know that King Charles is the first monarch in the history of mankind with an advanced degree, smartest king ever, Teddy Roosevelt, most educated potus in the history of mankind also?
I did not know that.
I did.
I'm going to look into that.
Thank you.
I did not know that.
You see?
You see?
I love when somebody tells us.
Aw.
Yesterday we were talking to our doctor about a stye.
Like what a stye is.
And he was talking about at least 10 different glands apart of the lid.
It was fascinating.
I had no earthly idea whatsoever about the lid.
Next, I am beyond disgusted.
I do not care.
I do not.
Regarding Kels.
Kels.
And Taylor Swift.
God bless them, but I think one of these days, let's see when that arrangement goes...
Oh, she'll be the halftime entertainment for next year.
Look at this one.
How overprotective Katie Holmes saved her daughter from Scientology.
Suri, who's 17, come on down, Suri down.
Remember that Laura Nero?
Suri, Suri.
Nobody knows why she said Suri.
Anyway, this is S-U-R-I.
Blossoms into a smart and independent teen after actress broke free of controversial religion.
While Tom Cruise has no part in her life, so they say.
Tom Cruise, by the way, honey, has his new Russian socialite.
Yeah.
Okay.
Whatever.
And by the way, let me ask you something.
Scientologists have never bothered me.
Why is it a cult?
Anybody, any Scientologists ever bother you?
Anybody ever come to your house on weekends and say, hey, do you know where you're going?
I had to give you a magazine.
Anybody ever bother you?
Has any religion ever really bothered you?
No.
Have they ever stopped?
No.
No.
I'm very leery of people who get down on Scientology because, oh, that's a cult.
Excuse me?
You want to talk about what is a cult?
Don't go there with that.
It's a free country.
Now, what happens with it?
I don't know anything about it.
Now, NXIVM and these other, you know, those people you got to watch out for.
Certain kind of cults.
But that word cult is a very, very scary term.
And I don't know what that necessarily means.
I never knew Katy Perry was American Idol.
I have no idea about that.
I don't watch any of this.
How about this?
Revealed mom, 38, found dead next to a bloody iron in a $110 per night New York City hotel.
She was strangled, beaten to death, and left with horrific injuries, according to an autopsy.
Kanye West, honey, displays worrying growth on his top lip after undergoing experimental $850,000 dental surgery to implant titanium teeth.
Do you believe that?
I don't believe any of this stuff.
None of this.
None of this.
Man 35 is shot dead and five people are injured in bloody shooting on New York City subway at rush hour.
That's why it is critical for everybody to be able to carry, absolutely carry, to be able to carry a weapon on them at all times.
And I know, by the way, this makes no sense to you, and I know no one cares about this.
I know no one in the world cares about this in the least.
This is one of the most manufactured, probably paid for, I don't know, but Amy Robach.
Remember this?
She was on Good Morning America with her Man, TJ Holmes.
She shows off a new tattoo.
This is one of those stories that is so great because nobody cares.
Nobody.
I mean, nobody.
And she in here trying desperately desperately to get back into some kind of whatever and nobody cares.
Ladies and gentlemen, you've been asking where he is.
I'll tell you where he is.
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I'd like to hear more about that.
Makes sense to me.
The whole notion of what, I don't know, preparation?
I don't know about you right now, but we've just got a plain old snow and you've got, you know, could you last a week without storage clothes?
No!
No!
A week?
Not just eating potato chips, but a week?
With kids?
No!
You can't do it.
Yes, we can.
No, you can't.
What if it goes further?
People always argue with that.
No, I've got plenty of food.
No, you don't.
You've got stuff.
That's different.
It's called stuff.
And by the way, you know what's a great day today?
Today is a great day to be inside, be in bed.
Oh, I know.
Watching some trash TV or whatever it is.
Or any day for that matter.
And when you have had a tough day, And when you live and you've worked so, so hard and you want to come home and luxuriate, you know what the best thing you can do is?
You know it.
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Here's also some very interesting news that I think is most interesting and most timely.
Our appliances suck.
That's right.
Our appliances don't work.
There was an article by...
From the Epoch Times, Jeffrey Tucker, says that things don't work anymore.
Washing machines, refrigerators, dishwashers, garbage disposals, clothes dryers, hot water heaters, which should be a cold water heater, showers, freezers, they don't work because of new energy restrictions.
Energy restrictions.
He says, quote, don't blame the manufacturer even if they don't like to talk about it.
There is one reason.
It's governmental regulations on energy use.
They keep getting tighter and tighter year by year.
We're supposed to use less energy and water, and this means systematically degrading the machine while raising their price.
And also, my friends, I'm telling you, when we have the Internet of Everything and you eventually have smart green grids, you're going to rue that day because the government is going to turn down, either turn down your heater or turn up your air conditioning or whatever it is because you're going to be...
Basically delivering and losing all control.
Why is that?
Because of the...
Yes.
They want to ban pods.
They don't want...
Yes.
Have you seen this commercial?
There's this commercial I know.
What's this called?
Lemmy or Tumi?
What's it called?
Tumi, Lemmy, whatever.
Have you heard these commercials that say for your pits, back, crack, and sack, you don't need to shower.
You put it...
Lumi.
Have you heard about these?
They don't want you to shower.
They want you to bathe.
They want you to be able to use this deodorant for three, four days.
Remember years ago when we were kids, there was a Mitchum commercial.
This guy's on the bed and he says, I didn't use my antiperspirant today and I may not tomorrow.
I was like, oh my god.
They're getting you away from bathing.
They're talking about you basically lathering your ass with this stuff so that your funk doesn't make people tear.
This is what we're hearing.
And there's this commercial I do when I'm on Simone's show is for, hi, I'm Dr. So-and-so.
Like a doctor.
You don't need to bathe.
For your feet, your groin, your perianal area, inguinal funk and axiom.
Oh my God!
What about bathing?
No, no, no.
I can't.
Huh?
I can't live without bathing.
I can't.
I'm a shower guy.
I can't bathe.
Can't do it.
You ever ask people about that?
Tub.
Can't soak.
Can't do it.
Can't do it.
I go crazy.
I lose my mind.
Showers for me.
The other thing too I can't do?
Massage.
No, it's okay.
That's alright.
Except for a head.
Let me be more specific.
When you get your hair cut, you know when they rub your head?
That I could pay for.
That you can do.
But the back and home?
No.
Put your head in that smelly, No, no, no.
You understand this?
I have to.
That's why I think the worst part about, I think one of the greatest indicators or perhaps contributors to mental illness are people who are unable just to bathe.
Because I'm serious.
It's one of those things that's terrible.
Alright, dear friends.
Thank you so much.
You're so kind.
Mower Man, God bless you.
Send me information on your company.
Send me some.
I'm curious as to what you do.
United States Marine Corps, thank you so much.
And Ketchup, thank you as well.
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I think.
We were supposed to do something, but I don't know.
We could.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
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It's hard to say.
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And don't forget, the monkey's dead.
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