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Jan. 23, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Pops Biden Will Pull A 1968 LBJ and Bow Out Making Room for Gavin Newsom
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Ladies and gentlemen, dear, dear friend, I say to you, Tomorrow will be the New Hampshire primary.
It will be only for Republicans.
As you know, the Democrats have opted out.
They want the South Carolina primary to be their first because they realize what the hell they're not going to win.
And tonight, pundit after pundit, on every cable news show, We'll do everything in his or her power to let you think, to give you the impression that somehow they know what the is going on when in fact they don't.
None of this makes any sense.
It is the first rule of everyone on every cable platform, every news platform, save this one to lie to you.
Their goal, their dream, their position is to lie to you.
To make it sound as though they know what this is about.
They do not know what this is about.
You can't say one way or another, is Ron DeSantis good or bad or Nikki Haley?
I don't know.
I don't know.
They're okay.
Would the world somehow...
Grind to a halt after Biden?
Let me remind you of something.
You owe Joe Biden something.
You owe him a little bit of respect.
You know why?
Because he taught you that nothing can destroy this country.
If after four years of this guy and we're still here, thank you, Joe Biden.
Thank you for that.
Thank you.
Because you proved to us that even somebody who is senescent, senescent, Who was a datering dotered, hobbled by neurological decrepitude.
This man, this thing, this, this, this, this, this thing.
It's exactly what he is.
This thing.
He taught us.
He taught me.
He taught you.
This country can somehow withstand.
But it has been horrible.
And I want him out!
Do you understand?
I want him out.
We have not had a president.
We've had an auto pen.
We've had a president and somebody even more creditless than he and Kamala Harris?
So understand, this country, somehow we're still standing.
I don't know in what shape.
But we're still standing, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Dear friends, welcome.
Welcome to this evening version of this thing of ours.
Welcome.
Welcome to you and yours.
And I say a hearty hello and a hi, old silver, to all of our dear friends who are moving in, weighing in, and joining us.
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I will be storming the stage on that night, dear friend.
I will be there.
And it would honor me beyond honor for you to be there and to join the fun, the frolic, and the mayhem.
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Because if you think this is fun, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Now today I happened to listen to someone today, and I like him a lot.
I've always liked him.
I know you're not supposed to, but I have.
Roger Stone.
I happened to be listening to Roger Stone on Alex Jones.
Reminds me of the old days when radio and this kind of stuff was fun.
And I'm listening, and Roger Stone believes Believes in his heart of heart that Michelle Obama.
Michelle Obama.
They're going to hand it to Michelle Obama.
Okay.
Please.
Let me tell you something.
Roger Stone has been through a lot.
He apparently has found the Lord.
Did you know that?
He and Alex were even Praying, or he was praying, leading the prayer.
You know when some people are really good at this, they're very good?
They'll say, Heavenly Father, we ask in the redemption of your name and your Holy Spirit of the Covenant, and they're just very good at this.
They've done this before.
We ask in your Holy Name for you to bless this election and praise God.
And Roger didn't really have it.
You know what I mean?
He was saying, And God, we asked, if you could, to, you know.
And I'm not trying to listen.
Religion is a wonderful thing.
Let me tell you something.
It gets people through a lot of stuff.
I'm just teasing.
Oh, dear Jesus, God.
We ask your name that your humble servant, Donald John Trump, be elevated within a crescendo of your Holy Spirit and your guidance as he leads.
The convocation around the nation, in a concatenation, in an approbation called the plebiscite, we ask in your heavenly name, dear God, in the name of Jesus, Donald John Trump, hallelujah!
That's more my thing, I'm into that, goodness.
Praise God.
Praise God.
Now, as much as I like Mr. Stone, I would say to you, Michelle, yes?
Could you, can you hear me for a minute?
Yeah.
Would you like to be the nominee?
What?
Well, see, it works like this.
We're going to pull a 1968 kind of a...
He's going to just drop out.
He's going to release all of the delegates.
We want to know if you would like to be a part of this.
Would you want to go back to the White House?
Go back.
Hit the campaign trail.
Hit the...
Oh, I must say one thing.
I wish people would lay off this big mic thing.
Please, let that go.
Nothing sullies your opinion.
Nothing detracts from your ability to say whether she's good or not than to make these jokes about her being a man.
You know, seriously.
Okay?
That's all I'm saying.
Please.
Please.
That's all I'm saying.
Just let it.
Let it.
Let it go, okay?
Anyway.
So, we want you to go back and go on the campaign trail.
Now, you've been in that hellhole, that prison.
Being in the White House, oh, God!
I don't care what anybody says, it's a prison!
And some people may love it, may get a kick out of it, I'm sorry, you're in a prison!
You live in a world, why anybody wants to do this?
I have no earthly idea.
You never drive again.
You'll never go, you'll never do anything normal again.
Never.
I mean, maybe if you're Bill Clinton later on.
So you're going to leave and you're going to, please, no.
She's going to want to go on the stump.
And to subject herself to this horror?
She's going to get into debates and have to bone up on all kinds of issues?
No.
No, stop it.
Don't.
Please, Roger Stone, I love you.
Praise God.
In the name of Jesus.
I recognize and pluralize that our spirit of liberty will metastasize.
Praise God.
But that and I will stand.
There's no way.
There's just no way.
It ain't going to happen.
She's worth about a billion bucks.
They got Martha's Vineyard.
Come on!
She's doing great!
She wants to just do her workout.
She wants to be Oprah.
She wants to be Oprah.
She wants to do her books and her stuff.
Gavin Newsom's the guy.
Oh, yeah.
He met with Xi Jinping.
Did you know that?
He sure did.
Met with Xi Jinping.
Did you know that?
He did.
Even met with Bill Clinton.
What was that about?
Got into a debate with Ron DeSantis.
Isn't that something?
Uh-huh.
Oh, he's just warming up.
Oh, he's just warming up, and pretty soon you start hearing him.
And he can lift, oh, he can go to that Davos crowd.
Oh, my God.
But those people are scared out of their mind, and nothing makes me happier than to see the look of panic in their eye when they realize that Donald John Trump could be ready for round two.
Alex Soros, and you've got George Conway, and oh my god, they're going crazy!
Because everything they did, they can't kill Trump.
They can't kill the spirit, they can't kill his drive, they can't do anything.
No matter what they do, he just keeps showing up, keeps showing up.
Even with that Alina Hamara, Hamara, Hamara, the lawyer.
Thank you.
And boy, do we need Trump now.
Oh, man.
You see, in the old days, my friends, when we were young, I don't know about you, when we were young, we cared about, like, IR, international relations.
It was kind of fun.
You know, it was okay.
It was alright.
It was kind of, you know, it was kind of fun.
You know, we talked about Iraq.
Or Iran.
Or maybe over there.
You know, we'll go something over there.
Hey, maybe we'll go to Iraq and try to, you know, prosecute the 9-11.
Which, of course, had nothing to do with that.
But we'll go there.
What do you say?
And we did.
And we said, okay, we'll do that.
We'll do that.
Great.
And we'd go to these places.
But now, my friends, one of these days, you mark my words, it's going to be some manifestation of something Palestinian.
And they're going to come here.
And they are going to absolutely show you, okay, now it's payback time.
You didn't seem to get the message before.
You didn't seem to understand what we were saying before.
You didn't seem to know.
You didn't seem to care anything about what we were saying before.
Well, guess what?
Now we're going to show you what it's like.
And now we're going to show you how pissed off we are.
Because we are viewed as handing all of the military, all of the might, all of the weaponry, all of the guns, all of the killing machines, all of the instrumentation of death.
To Israel.
And I cannot believe.
I don't know if I told you this today.
Today I was listening to Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz talk about Israel.
And I thought, oh my God.
They simply just don't get it.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, really.
they just don't here.
I don't think anybody really understands what's going on here.
They were saying things I couldn't believe what I'm...
And do you think...
And where do you think this...
What is the official position of the United States in this?
This is one, my friend.
This is one match we don't want to be involved with.
Uh-uh!
No!
Do you know what's happening?
Do you have any idea?
Have you watched this?
Is there anyone here who is not scared out of their mind as to what's happening between Israel and Palestine?
Do you think this is just going to go away?
Do you think this is going to go away?
I mean, they're just throwing these stupid...
Have you ever seen...
Have you ever heard this cretin?
Actually, he's a cretin.
By the way, tomorrow morning we're going to talk about Joey Reed.
We'll talk about that tomorrow.
I've been holding off on that, but I'm waiting until tomorrow.
Junk yogurt is the only person, if I didn't know better, bring in people.
John Mearsheimer, Judge Napolitano, Aleister Krook, Jeffrey Sachs.
Max Blumenthal.
Put these people in and you'll think, oh my god!
But then you bring in junk yogurt and he'll turn you off.
Because he is so, he's a bilious, he is a human version of the fart.
If I could animate Fletus with a head and...
You know, just, you know, walking and laying.
What would a fart act like?
What would a flatus bomb look like?
What would actual feculent, flatus, fetid, foul, flatulent, lepetamine, fartise, what would it look like?
If you were to basically reduce it or to represent it as a human being, it would look exactly.
Exactly like this bombast, this bilious bombast, this blowhard, this dastard.
He is so profoundly stupid.
This is a guy who screams, who thinks, I'm going to...
So you get this crowd.
Then you get Piers Morgan with this Douglas Mary.
You say, I don't understand.
It's Hamas.
It's the same people say...
If this is your idea of what this is, there's no hope for you.
Friends, this is the one you're not going to walk away from.
This is the one.
Did you hear what people are saying around?
They said that the next world war is going to be in the Middle East.
And guess what?
Everybody else can do whatever they want.
Do you think it's going to end?
Do you think?
Are you listening to Netanyahu?
Are you listening?
Irrespective.
I don't care what your position is.
I haven't said anything pro or con.
I'm telling you, this is it.
You think Michelle Obama's going to walk in and figure this thing out?
And if you think, hey, no problem, do whatever you want, oh no, wait until somebody comes over here.
The first time somebody comes over here and says, hey America, this is for you.
This is for you.
You're helping, you're arming our enemy?
Good.
This is what it feels like.
You haven't had anything like this before.
You don't know what this is like.
You had what?
What, 22 years ago you had 9-11?
Nah.
You haven't had anything like this.
You go nuts.
Somebody, you know, you have a little fender bender and some little Times Square thing and you go crazy.
You don't know what this is like.
You don't know what terror is like.
You don't know what's going on here.
We're going to show you.
We're going to show you.
You don't think this is...
I mean, this is...
Why they're waiting, I have no idea.
Why Iran is waiting, why Hezbollah is waiting, I don't understand what's going on here.
This is going to get real serious.
And the last person you're going to want to go to is Douglas Murray or Junk Yogurt.
Believe me.
I can't tell you how serious this is.
This is, and you think, you think that Nikki Haley is going to be able to handle this?
Or who else?
Who?
Marianne Williamson?
I don't even know who these people are.
And Joe Biden has no idea.
Blinken?
Blinken is so clueless.
This is crunch time, my friends.
And Donald Trump's the only guy to do it.
And you may not like that.
It may kill you to say that.
But he's the only one who says, okay, that's enough.
That's enough.
That's enough.
We're going to act like adults here, okay?
This is insoluble.
This is a Gordian knot.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
This is unbelievable.
Did you hear any of the...
Of the Davos World Economic Forum stuff, did you hear what they're talking about?
They say that misinformation, disinformation is the biggest...
Oh, by the way, did you see the deepfake phone call of Biden calling people up, robocalling and saying, don't vote?
That's funny.
Who's scared here?
Anybody?
Are you scared?
Anybody?
Anybody?
I know, I love the puns.
Sticky Nicky.
Blink and wink and a nod.
That's it.
That's what we get.
The world is...
I just looked over for the first time and said, I wonder what they're writing.
That's it?
That's your re-answer?
That's it?
A pun?
Do you understand?
I don't think you...
I don't know.
Because you have been very lucky because you've been an American and you've been almost kind of like there's this insular protection.
There's this insular part.
It's true.
You have this.
You're just lucky.
You're just used to stuff just kind of getting better.
I understand it.
And the thing about it is that nobody takes it seriously.
Let me ask you a question.
Be honest.
You're not taking any of this stuff seriously, do you?
Be honest with me.
It's okay.
This is just fun and games, isn't it?
Come on.
We're going to be okay, right?
Just like I started off with.
I mean, we have four years of this.
What's the matter, right?
Nobody takes this seriously.
Okay?
Come on.
Nobody.
No, you're not scared.
Believe in a team?
No, you're not scared.
Come on, you're making fun!
You're fun!
Hillbilly, bless his heart, is concerned.
He's not scared.
Merely concerned.
I like that.
Concern.
I'm a bit, I'm a bit cherry.
I'm wary.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I've got my radar on.
Do you think, do you think, That the world, that the globalists are here just for fun.
Do you think they're going to sit back and say, well, we had fun.
Wasn't that COVID stuff great?
Yeah, that was great.
Well, alright guys, see you next time.
That was it.
That was our big, we shot our wad.
That was it for us.
Those were fun times.
Yeah, we shut down the world, didn't we?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what we did, alright.
That's pretty much over, isn't it?
It sure is.
Yeah, it's over with.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, those were the days.
They sure were.
You don't think they're ready for round two and three and four?
What do you think's going on right now?
What do you think Victoria Nuland's going to do?
What do you think NATO is planning on doing?
What do you think they're going to do?
You think they're going to let Putin off the hook?
You think they're going to let Zelensky just go away?
You know there are people who sit at night Looking at mushroom cloud photos like porn.
They want this.
There are people who live and breathe and just it's their passion.
They want war.
They want it so much.
And it changes everything.
We haven't had a good war since when?
It's about time, don't you think?
Huh?
Isn't that what, don't you think it's about time for a good war?
A real world war?
Don't you think so?
I think so.
The first time you hear something, if you hear about some low-yield, you hear the word nuclear weapon, however it is, could be a recoilless, Davy Crockett, kind of those, that backpack thing or whatever it is, the first time you hear that word.
Nuclear or nuclear, for you cacko epists out there, you're going to plot.
Finally, the voice of reason, Edge Dweller, says perhaps the different factions in the Middle East, being Muslim factions, are maneuvering to destroy each other till one sweep through to completely dominate.
Absolutely not.
You are seeing an absolute cohesion, Edge Dweller.
And thank you, by the way, for your brilliance.
You're seeing a cohesion.
It's not about Muslim.
It's not about Jews.
It's not about Judaism, Abraham versus Muhammad.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Do you think that the troubles in Northern Ireland was about religion, Protestants against Catholics?
That's an expression.
Come on, man.
Uh-uh.
You mark my words.
There are people that say, I think it's time.
We've been too fat and happy for a while.
Everybody's been fine.
What do we have?
We haven't had a war.
We haven't really had a war.
Oh, we're in Iraq.
Somewhere over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fallujah.
Oh, boy.
Let's have a surge.
Petraeus will take care of it.
Afghanistan, Helmand province.
We just left.
I don't even know what the hell that was about.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
And there are countries in the world that have military that are so bad.
Oh, man.
You want to mess around with Russia right now?
They've been at this now since, what, a couple years?
And they haven't even...
They've got their left and their right hand.
They're just head-butting.
They haven't even gotten into it yet.
They haven't even come close to getting into it yet.
Nowhere near Russia.
Spetsnaz or whatever it's called.
Oh, dear God.
And the baddest of the bad.
You know who are some bad mofos?
Turkey.
And I don't mean special units.
See, we have these people.
And listen, God bless our military when it comes to technology.
But we've got unit, SEAL Team 6. How about this?
You know, the infantry.
Where do you think the next war is going to be?
Where is it going to be?
Where is it going to be?
Where is the next major war going to be?
Here?
No.
Where is it going to be?
John McGuire couldn't get hired, said, we had issues during Vietnam with recruits.
Ukraine was legit invaded and can barely get volunteers.
How are we going to recruit in the States?
For a legit 20-40% casualty war.
Oh, absolutely.
And John, what about this?
How do we get with a bunch of fat, stupid people who believe in this thing?
Oh, I'm going to join the military so I can be LGBTQI L-M-L-P-R-A-G-G-M-O-P-P-Rainbow and I can do this and I can do this and I can join them.
Are you kidding me?
Where's the next war going to be?
In this country?
No.
Someplace over there.
Uh-oh.
Disadvantage!
This sounds terrible, but the advantage is always your home turf.
But you don't want that!
You don't want that!
Can you imagine somebody all of a sudden starting to invade?
Like, I don't know, Fort Lauderdale or something?
Who's that?
That's the Chinese!
What?
You surround them.
Granted, they'd have to have some super...
You gotta bring all your stuff over there.
Plus, we know where all our stuff is.
We know where all our hideouts are.
We know where all...
And all of a sudden, when you come into this country, what's interesting, people who hate each other, blacks and whites and gays and whatever, all of a sudden they say, we're on the same team.
Get those bastards.
We'll get back to hating each other later.
That's what happens when you do this.
You go in and you inspire people.
Think I'm kidding?
Where's the terrain?
Where's the weather?
What kind of battle is it?
And plus, are we going to do really good stuff?
Are we going to have like 21st century stuff?
Huh?
Good stuff?
EMP blasts?
And we're going to do information warring, shutdown, internet?
Oh, internet kill switches?
Oh, dear God.
What's it going to be?
Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Because we can't suffer.
We're a bunch of babies.
We go crazy with bad weather.
We go crazy with bad weather.
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I swear to God.
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If Donald Trump doesn't win, we're through.
Okay?
Let me just say it, okay?
He's the only one.
Let me say it again.
He's the only one.
Did you hear what I said?
I don't care whether you like him.
I don't give a damn what you say.
He's the only one.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
He's the only one.
He's not perfect.
There may be somebody, maybe theoretically, they're not there.
Nobody's here.
There's nobody here.
Who do you think?
What?
Nikki Haley?
Who?
Whether you like him or not, who is who?
Who?
Nobody!
Who's the Ronald Reagan or whatever the hell it is?
There's nobody.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Do you hear what I'm saying?
I don't understand what's going on.
And I need your likes, by the way.
Thank you for this, Dante.
You gotta like this.
The likes are the metrics.
You can't even do that.
You can't even give me a like.
What the hell is the matter with you people?
What is the matter with you people?
That's all you gotta do is just like.
Too much work.
Too much work!
I'm pouring my heart out every single day, morning, and night.
All I ask is you like.
What's the matter with you?
And I love that somebody wrote before, what's the answer, Trump?
Yes, you drool!
Yes!
Who else?
Whether you like him or not, he's the only one.
Not that he, listen, maybe there's somebody better.
Maybe they're, oh, I don't know.
Maybe somebody could have been better, but they're not here.
Who?
Nikki Haley?
Come on!
Ron DeSantis, East Coast.
There's no clear-cut path to victory because you're going to lose your schmuck.
That's what it's about.
Come on!
Look at Anna says, I always give you my like.
Let me explain something.
Let me explain something.
Let me try this again.
Because I don't think you understand it.
He's the only one.
I don't give a damn what you like on my mind.
He does some stuff that's just so bloody stupid.
He's it!
He's it!
We're starving.
We're at the buffet.
All we've got is the green jello salad with the marshmallows.
That's it!
We're starving.
If we don't eat, we die.
We got the green jello.
Okay?
Trump's the green jello.
I don't care.
That's it!
That's it!
There's nobody else.
Can you imagine four more years?
Oh my God, we're going to...
And they're going to go nuts.
They're going to hit us with...
And you went crazy over...
Gee, I think we shouldn't have men swimming...
Oh, please.
You're talking about men right now who are doing what?
You know, transgender?
That's nothing compared to this.
Wait until all of a sudden China starts.
Throwing their balls around.
Let me tell you something.
Be careful.
And Trump...
And Putin is just ready for Freddy.
Thank God these people are patient.
Iran is so patient.
Do you know what they could do?
Do you know what they could do?
We went over there and Trump did it.
Salami, they love him.
They love this guy.
We went and we killed him.
It was a hit team.
We have pissed everybody off since the beginning of time, and now we're pissing 2 billion, 2.5 billion people, pissing them off, and God bless Israel, God bless the Jewish people, God bless less than 2% of the population of the world.
Oh my God!
Get ready!
Get ready!
Because if you watch American TV, I'm telling you, you don't know what they're...
You've got to listen to this.
Holy...
Listen to what they're saying.
Dear God.
Listen to what they're saying.
Listen to what...
It's the most unbelievable thing we've ever heard.
Listen to what they're saying.
Listen to what's being done.
And this isn't even...
I don't bother talking about AI.
Wasting my time with that.
Nobody likes that.
It doesn't resonate with people.
But this is bigger than anything else, my friend.
And let me tell you something.
We have never felt the sting of war here.
9-11 was a walk in the park.
We didn't do anything.
We were victimized.
It was sad.
We got our shit together.
We moved on.
We went to other places.
And for the most part, we just forgot the whole thing.
Okay, cleaned up.
Cleaned up all that steel.
All that stuff.
Didn't even sift through.
Didn't even go through and do DNA checks.
Nope, get it out!
Put it on flatbed trucks and send it to China.
Get it out of here!
Isn't that weird?
Isn't that weird?
Get it out of here!
Don't you want to check?
Nope!
Get it out of here!
But that's a crime scene.
I know.
Get it out of here.
That place stinks.
That story is still...
There's so much about it.
But nobody wants to talk about it.
John McGuire couldn't get higher.
Weighs in with this.
You should get that food supply company to add green Jell-O to your kids.
Make a nice tagline.
Now with Jell-O.
Guarantee a 5% bump in sales.
You know, John, I might do that.
I might do that, my friend.
But listen, that's okay.
There was a very sick part of me.
Gore Vidal said on his tombstone he wanted the following.
He wanted, I told you so.
I told you so.
That's what he wanted.
And I don't want this to happen because if my I told you so works, that means bad things happen.
And I don't want to see bad things happen.
But bad things are going to happen.
Okay?
Bad things are going to happen.
And then people are going to realize.
Then they're going to go to Michelle Obama?
Gavin Newsom?
When you're staring down the barrel of some bloodthirsty people with Erdogan and the Turkish army breathing down your throat?
We're going to get the guy with the hair product?
Gavin Newsom?
Joe Biden?
What?
Michelle Obama?
Don't even make me laugh.
America's got to get its ass kicked before it realizes this is not a joke.
There are other countries that say, well, we're going to...
We go crazy if the internet's down.
Imagine being in Gaza.
Imagine that.
Imagine that.
Do you know how many terrorists?
You think Hamas recruitment after this?
Oh, dear.
God.
Nobody gets this.
But you know what?
Don't worry about it.
Or make some jokes.
Or make some puns.
Go ahead.
Make some puns.
Because we're lucky.
We're spoiled brats.
We're lucky.
Thank God we're lucky.
We're so lucky that nothing has really, really killed us.
We're so lucky.
All right, my friends.
That's all I want to tell you.
Now listen, I want you to do me a favor.
I want you to relax.
Don't get too upset.
Take it easy.
No reason to be worried about anything.
I want you to follow Mrs. L's YouTube channel, which is very important.
Very, very good.
And watch her unbelievable interviews regarding the border.
Oh, man.
Un-Un- You want to get that holy Shiite feeling.
Wait until you do that.
Wait until you get to hear this.
So that's what you follow.
So anyway, dear friends, you have a great and glorious night.
And understand something.
Understand something.
It doesn't make me happy to say this.
But when I'm right, when that moment says, I told you, it's going to kill me to say that.
Because that means something real bad is going to happen.
While we were talking about the primaries and maybe we should listen to, I don't know, Ron DeSantis, Nikki Haley, maybe we can have that gedrool on Fox News go to another diner and make it sound like we're just picking sides and kickball or something.
This is life or death.
This is the most serious stuff in the world.
And America doesn't get it because we're spoiled.
But my friends, one day you're going to see what happens.
So let me thank you, my friends.
Thank you.
And to John McGuire and Edge Dweller, I want to thank you.
Thank you for your kindness.
Thank you for your perspicacity and your beneficence.
Okay?
And your magnanimity.
You got that?
All right.
Okay, dear friends, we'll see you tomorrow, 8 a.m.
And don't forget this.
As I always say, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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