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Jan. 22, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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DeSantis Drops Out, Tanks, Flops and Calls It Quits (Surprised?)
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Well, my friends, this may be a shock to you.
Certainly a shock to many of those of us who have been watching the world heretofore and the politics.
The aspects, the ups and downs, the vicissitudes of that which is our world and we must come to grips with the fact that this may be a shock to you.
I know many of you, but this will be shocking.
But Ron DeSantis has called it quits.
He is through.
Ron DeSantis is no more.
Ron DeSantis is thrown in the towel.
He said, etios, no more of this.
Uh-uh.
No can do.
He has suspended his campaign.
I know this is a shock to many of you great Lionel Nation fan members.
I have a friend of mine who is still riveted by this.
Let's just give him a name.
Oh, I don't know.
Bill.
I'll just give him a name, Bill.
Just out of nowhere, he's shocked by this because he, like you, were absolutely moved by the riveting, absolutely riveting message of one Mr. DeSantis and how he absolutely captivated the hearts and minds of so many of us.
I know you are shocked.
Gloria is freaked out.
El Groucho is.
Liz Solak says, wait a minute.
Hold it.
Hold it.
We missed Liz.
Sorry.
Liz has been out with friends the past couple of nights and slept through this morning show in a car somewhere at a campsite, at an HOA campsite somewhere near the Apalachicola Reserve.
Liz, we're glad you're back.
Glad you're feeling that.
Please be careful.
Sleeping in cars and campsites can be dangerous, but we're glad you're back and welcome you home.
So what do you make out of this, dear friends?
Why do you think?
I know it's shocking.
The man had everything.
Give me one reason, one reason for him to not enjoy the riveting acclamation of so many people.
Who were just so moved by him, myself included.
I mean, absolutely.
How can you explain this behavior?
How can you...
What is it?
What was it that happened?
Well, I've heard nothing but the most stupid, ridiculous of...
I don't know if the word is...
No duh, no shite obviousness.
On the part of many people explaining why he might not have done that well.
Why the good governor might have not exactly wowed people with his personality and the like.
It's fascinating to me.
But we'll go through that.
We're so glad you're a part of this.
Welcoming Liz back and all of you great, great friends of freedom.
It's a very cold night.
Here in New York City.
Today was freezing.
Freezing.
But you know what?
I like that.
There's something about that.
Something about it.
It's kind of invigorating in a very strange and unique way.
Alright, my friends.
Let me remind you also, as I've said, please, please, let me just say this to you.
That I'm going to be at the famed cutting room.
The cutting room on...
February the 3rd.
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What are you talking about?
But I would be so honored to see you there, to join the fun, the frolic, the mayhem, and the excitement as I take to the stage again and storm the stage of the storied cutting room in New York City.
Again, thank you.
Thank you so much for your support.
And as I As I have promised you, and I will tell you this, you will never see anything like what I do again, and for good reason, okay?
Also, if you would like to know the particular tickets information, there it is, right there for you.
Now, let's talk about this.
I have been...
I've been involved in many, many aspects of television and media for many, many years.
And one thing that I've always found, and this goes without saying, that the stuff that is said, oftentimes, is nothing but sheer and utter shite.
On behalf of those people who point to the obvious.
And I've been listening and watching all of these folks talk about Ron DeSantis.
Give me one word.
One word, dear friends, dear great and glorious friends.
One word why you think he perhaps suspended his campaign.
And we'll talk about what that is.
Well, first of all, let's go right away.
What does it mean to suspend your campaign?
What does that mean?
Why not just quit?
Why suspend?
Come on, why do you think?
Come on, dear friends, why do you suspend the campaign?
Why not just quit?
Throw in the towel.
Or as Ron says, there's no clear path to victory.
Don't you love that one?
That's a beaut.
He hung it in the air to dry.
This is Hubbleson.
We have no idea what that means, Hubble, but thank you nonetheless.
We appreciate that.
Means he's out of money because he will resume in four years.
Nikki is corrupt.
Red Army says Nikki's corrupt.
By what evidence do you have that Nikki Haley is corrupt?
How dare you?
Suspended can be restarted.
Money.
I like the money signs.
You have no idea.
Out of cash.
Again, you have no idea what you're saying.
That's why I love you.
Not a clue.
As to what you were saying, completely devoid of anything, even vaguely resembling an idea of what the hell you're saying.
But nonetheless, you provide incessant and unrelenting examples of some of your brilliance, even though you have no idea of what the hell you're talking about.
And that's what makes you so special, completely devoid, devoid, totally, of any idea of what you're saying to you, nonetheless.
Now, let me explain to you what happens.
First of all, To suspend, Liz says, in case Trump drops out.
I don't think that's going to happen.
But here is the story.
Number one, you never want to quit because he has his delegates.
He has some power.
He can, you know, perhaps involve himself accordingly, which is something which is fascinating.
Something that I think is very important, very, very critical.
Number two, He is able to continue to raise money since he is just suspending his campaign.
And number three, he is able to perhaps avail himself of federal matching funds to pay off debts and the like.
And as Liz and others say, he could still maybe pick up again if something happens, though nobody ever does.
Because what it's doing is everybody is pretty much winding down.
They are winding down, and it's one of those things which is very, very, very important for people to understand.
It is winding down.
Now, let's talk a little bit about the man we call Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
He announced, of course, this afternoon that he's suspending his presidential campaign and endorsing President Trump.
Less than a week after completely failing, To winning a single county in the Iowa caucuses.
Not a single county.
Think about that one.
Now, it's a, some say, a colossal disaster.
Some called it a flame out of incredible proportions.
For a young conservative type, this...
This self-avowed cultural and spiritual warrior of sorts, who, as Axios says, who in the aftermath of his landslide election in 2022 was widely viewed as a Republican's best hope for moving on from Donald Trump.
It's a classic flame-out, a disaster.
Now, the primary now is a two-person race between Nikki Haley...
Whose apparent elevation in the polls and increasing appeal to deep-pocketed donors came at DeSantis' terrible and very sad expense.
Nikki Haley is not in any way interested in being the President of the United States.
You know it.
I know it.
She wants to be nothing but a person who is, oh, what's the word?
Somebody who is...
For lack of a better word, she wants to be on boards for Raytheon or Boeing or whatever.
She's a bit of a hawk.
And my question to you was, do you think that her, dare I say her, recent allegations of dalliances and the like in any way affected her, do you think?
That played any role, yes or no, in this particular role?
Do you think that it had anything to do with the fact that she might have been dipping her wick, so to speak?
Do you think so?
Do you think so?
Vacheron Hart says she's got a book to sell.
It's a tax write-off.
She wants to be relevant.
Absolutely.
Who doesn't want to be relevant?
Who doesn't?
As I say to you.
She said later on, I want to say to Ron, he ran a great race.
He's been a good governor and we wish him well.
This is her quote.
Having said that, it's now one fella and one lady left.
Get it?
Haley told supporters and that's the way it is because she keeps saying she's a lady.
She's a lady.
And it's a...
And may the best lady win.
And she keeps pushing that.
Does anybody care about that?
I don't think so.
Now, Axios has a very good piece.
The point is that in December of 2022, DeSantis was absolutely promised, heralded, elevated as Trump's heir apparent.
But months of, dare I say, unanswered attacks from President Trump might have inured to his detriment.
He might have not fought back soon enough and loudly enough, if you will.
That's something people have to think about that.
He announced his bid in May of 2023.
Remember that?
Remember that Twitter Spaces?
Remember that?
He did that feed with Elon Musk.
And some say it was interesting.
Analogy or metaphor for what would become basically a campaign that was the victim of campaign feuds and glitches and that sort of thing.
Now, as you know, DeSantis really saw himself as being something great.
Remember that?
Remember this?
There was a super PAC called Never Back Down.
It promised to spend $200 million.
On this incredible, never-before-seen, unprecedented field operation.
But, later on, according to Axios, it devolved into a slow-motion train wreck as his polling endured a months-long freefall.
Then, DeSantis visited every county in Iowa and didn't win one!
And staked his complete relevance, his candidacy, his future on appealing to the state's conservative and evangelical base, only to finish 30 points behind Trump.
30!
And two points ahead of Nikki.
Wow!
And then there were talks about infighting, and there were all kinds of staffing problems, and...
All kinds of problems with the usual kind of stuff.
That is never a good sign.
You can take it from me.
Never a good sign.
And there were these contradictions attacking him while not trying to alienate.
And by the way, a lot of folks were not too keen on the fact that his desire to be very, very Prototypically conservative may have actually veered into the lane of, for lack of a better word, kind of unconstitutional stuff.
I mean, there was some very serious stuff.
So that's it.
And that was basically the hint.
So what do you think happens right now?
And the reason why is, why didn't they like him?
Who knows?
It's very easy for people to say, after the fact, why somebody did not fare that well.
What do you think were the reasons?
Does anybody here like, do any of you find people, did you like him?
Did you understand?
Did you like him?
Did you?
Nancy Wood says, if it's okay for Trump to have sexual indiscretions, then I suppose it's alright for Nikki Haley to cavort Iran as well.
I've always dreamed of porn stars for president.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Gina says, I would like to talk about the Texas border.
What is going on with this illegal situation?
Gina, nothing better than a very, very simple question.
Especially as the entire world right now is talking about DeSantis dropping out.
Everybody in news, everybody in politics is talking about DeSantis dropping out.
Everybody.
And we're going to stop and pivot and talk about the Texas border.
I like that, Gina.
I like that.
You know why?
Because it says to you, hey, I'm not going to follow what everybody says.
I'm not going to do something which I think is important.
No, no, no.
We're going to talk about something that I find interesting.
The Texas border.
And I may be the only one talking about it tonight, but by gum, that's the way I am.
And I like that.
Unfortunately, it's a different time.
M. Pompadour says, DeSantis picked the wrong time and wrong man to run against.
He should have waited his turn.
Abbott wasn't going to stand for it.
Very interesting.
Now, there is no way, as you know, there is no way, That Donald Trump will not be the nominee.
How many of you think, yes or no, let me rephrase this, will Joe Biden be the nominee for 2024?
Remember, we have 289 days until the election.
Very simple question, dear friends, dear friends, including you, Gina, including you.
Is there?
Will Joe Biden be the nominee?
Yes or no?
One or two?
Yes or no?
Monica Saler says, not sure.
I like that.
Gina says, by the way, Nikki Haley doesn't know anything about America.
She says, we are a democracy.
We are not a democracy.
You are correct.
You are correct, Gina.
We are a republic.
You are so correct about that.
Al Sanchez, weird Al, says, nope.
Not sure.
Yes.
Paul Koza.
Paul Koza, right here.
Paul says, yes.
Paul, you're demented.
You're out of your mind, and I love you for that.
It takes a real man to face schizophrenia like that.
Benji says, we knew MAGA would fall again, fail again.
Don't know what that means.
Eric says, no, yes, yes, yes.
Lisa, you think, you actually believe.
That Joe Biden is going to be the nominee.
You demented, crazy, crazy people.
Angelica says, by the way, good point.
She says, I hope so.
That's a good point.
Because can you imagine Trump and Biden in a debate?
Let me tell you something about Donald Trump.
Whether you like him or not, it doesn't really matter.
He looks terrific, does he not?
Does he not?
He's absolutely something.
He looks terrific.
He looks incredible.
I, of course, say he's going to be, as you know, Gavin Newsom.
Gavin Newsom, Joe Biden will fall out of the race like he did, like LBJ did.
He said, I shall not seek.
No will accept the nomination of your president.
Remember that?
That's what Job's going to do.
Job's going to say, listen, I don't have my heart, my fastball.
I pledged a long time ago, dear friends, that I would do nothing.
I would never do anything to allow myself to do anything to be in any way.
I will not put myself in the position.
Where I could risk anything if I was not able to be 100%.
Right?
That's what he's going to say.
And he's going to say that.
Or he'll maybe get COVID again or maybe he'll fall.
Maybe he'll claim it's that aneurysm again.
Who knows?
It'll be something.
But believe me, there's no way he's going to be there.
No way.
But if it was, can you imagine what would that debate be like?
Dear God, what would that be like?
What would that debate be like?
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Now, let's talk about this.
Right now, the president...
Is I think he needs this boost.
I think, and I know he needs this little bit of an oomph.
A little bit of an oomph.
Something to get him going.
And I want right now to speak to you because I want this to be something which is very, very important for us.
One, I'm going to ask you.
I'm going to say something to you, and you tell me the following.
You tell me the following.
What if I told you that the next president of the United States...
Now, hear me out.
I'm not endorsing this.
I'm just asking you.
What would be your reaction if the next president of the United States were Michelle Obama?
What do you think?
Come on.
Let's hear it.
What would be your reaction?
Is that far-fetched?
People are still talking about that.
They're still of the belief that somehow Michelle Obama will enjoy this position, that she will enjoy this.
Edward Arruda says, Oy.
Oy, of course, is a British way of saying, Hey.
Wouldn't you love to see that?
Why her?
Think about this.
Albert Sanchez puked.
I think she's an extremely qualified woman who, after having spent eight years in the White House at the arm of her husband, the president, probably picked up a few things here and there.
People talk about that constantly.
I was watching today, there was a fellow who was on TV, his name is...
Patrick Ben-David, I don't think he has any idea of what he's talking about.
But he's very popular.
And I think...
Uh, uh, uh, I forget who was on.
Glenn Ford was on.
A great actor.
He thinks Vivek Ramaswamy is going to be Trump's vice president.
Do you know how stupid that is?
Vivek?
Do you know how nuts that is?
Let me also say something right now, and I think this is important.
There is absolutely, positively, no information, no basis, none, to suggest that Michelle Obama is not a woman.
I know this is a part, and I know people love the joke, and I know people pick up on this meme.
I know Joan Rivers kind of quipped, joked about it.
I know, I know.
I know she did this.
I know people do it.
I know there's all kinds of jokes.
But seriously, do you not think that it's time to put this joke to bed?
Is there anybody here seriously?
Do you literally?
Actually, truly, truly, I'll be honest with you.
Do you really think that there's any chance that the First Lady is not a lady?
Do you really think that?
Come on.
Come on.
You're just saying that.
You're just having fun with that.
Crazy idea.
Because you'll repeat everything because it's kind of mean.
You know what I mean?
It's just one of those things.
You'll just say this.
There are some things you repeat.
And I think it's just, you know...
And people even think it was so serious that they believe that Joan Rivers was somehow offed.
That Joan Rivers might have been assassinated while going in for some kind of procedure.
I don't believe that for a moment.
Because of what she said or whatever it is.
Now listen, I like a joke like anybody else.
I mean it.
I really do.
But I think it's time to put that one to bed.
Seriously.
Seriously.
And I just want you to understand this.
Now, I recognize the fact that There's a lot of folks that have a hard time with her.
I don't have this antipathy that I feel when I see Michelle Obama.
In fact, she was one of the few people who tried to bring organic food.
They joked at her and laughed at her because they said, kids are going to eat this crap and it's terrible what you're making kids eat and all this.
I was like, okay, alright, alright.
Relax, relax.
I don't have this feeling that you have about Obama.
I don't think Obama himself, I think Obama did errands for, dare I say, the shadow government.
I don't think that he in any way, in any way, was this independent rogue, whatever.
There's all kinds of great stories about who his mother was and who his father was.
I've heard so many great stories.
But what I'm saying is, that takes us off the course.
That takes us off where we're going.
Donald Trump has to be the President of the United States.
It's very simple.
The only person who is able to handle this, the only person who is able to handle this level, this scourge, this shadow government, it's indeed Donald Trump.
I'm sorry.
I know he's not perfect.
He says some stupid things.
I know that.
But he's the weirdest thing.
Let me explain to you.
First and foremost, the first time he ever decided to run for office was not city council, county commission, head librarian, alderman, no, president.
And they laughed at him.
You can't run.
You're Donald Trump.
And he said, wait a minute.
You like me.
Well, we used to like you, but not anymore, bucko.
Okay, so they don't like him anymore.
Fine.
So what happened?
He won.
And he beat Hillary Clinton.
Fair and square.
Now, she said she was an election denier.
Everybody else was.
She said, don't accept it.
They blamed Russia.
Russia was never, anyway, even so much as even suggested.
How in the hell was Russia supposed to be involved in the collusion?
How?
You think they would say, hello, my name is Vladimir Bostovnikov and I was with the FSB and I took the votes and we...
Transform them.
And what this accent is, I have no idea.
It's a cross between Jose Jimenez and Boris and Natasha.
And did they ever tell you?
Remember those 14 Russians?
I don't even know why.
Did they ever get anybody like the Diebold or folks who said, listen, these guys actually, this is how they stole the election.
Did anybody do that?
No.
But yet they continue to say this was...
And from the moment Carter Page, remember Carter Page?
Carter Page was the first one they signaled.
Where's Carter Page?
Why didn't we hear anything about that?
Why?
I have no idea.
Why?
Ladies and gentlemen, her name is Lori Cuck.
And I think you know what that means.
And Lori says, hang on, Lori says, remember how Trump looked?
When you left him at a restaurant, it's a lot to ask.
It is, okay.
I don't know what that means, but yes.
Something about him, though.
Something about him.
He's demented.
And the reason why Laurie is simply this, to put his family through that, he was doing great.
He was, you don't know, he was the toast of the town.
Lori, everybody loved him.
Howard Stern loved him.
Even that weird, creepy interview he had with Ivanka, who is creeping me out with, isn't she sexy?
Oh, please, go away.
Oh, look, there's Jared.
He's sporting a beard.
We don't care.
Oh, look, she's out for a date night.
Nobody cares.
Oh, look, she's at a car wash.
Oh, look, she's mowing the lawn.
What is this?
How much is she paying Daily Mail?
Oh, look, she's, you know, whatever it is.
She's at a...
I don't care.
You said he looked like he wanted to leave, too.
I can imagine that.
Indeed.
You know, something about the thing I liked about Trump the most, very frankly?
Laurie, he never changed.
He never changed.
He never...
He didn't act like Hillary.
He didn't say, I'm going to...
How do we say this?
He didn't say, I'm going to do shots.
Remember when Hillary was doing shots with a bunch of iron workers in Scranton or whatever it was?
And then Obama was trying to bowl?
Remember that?
Donald Trump would say, I'm not going to bowl.
I'm not going to do shots.
He doesn't drink at all.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to wear my red tie.
Very long.
I think because it kind of gives the impression of thinning or I don't know what he does because he wears it very, very long.
He wears a blue suit.
He wears a Brioni jacket.
Or he wears the white shirt when he plays golf.
That's it!
Laurie said, a steady hand.
Indeed.
Like all good surgeons, a steady hand.
And he never gave in.
Remember when Hillary did that voice?
I show new things that I do like.
What was that all about?
Now, if you wanted somebody to go up and do accents and do voices, I would do them to the extent that people would call me racist because they'd be very well done.
And I'm not going to do them now for you.
But she was a phony.
And I kind of thought, remember when Hillary was walking around in...
In Chappaqua.
Remember that, honey?
In the woods.
She was walking around in the woods.
She was drinking like box wine.
People would say, is that Hillary Clinton?
She's like in the woods.
She's walking around.
Bill's with the Ever Ready Bunny up there, I guess, in the Clinton Library.
And she's just walking around wearing a muumuu.
She looked like an oven mitt.
Remember she was just walking around?
Huh?
As you're walking around in the woods, what is this?
This is nuts.
This is crazy.
Remember her emails and the thing?
Remember how many times Sean Hannity said the word bleach bit?
Sean Hannity was so proud of himself, he said, bleach bit?
I know what that is.
Bleach bit.
And she, bleach bit.
Sean, would you stop saying bleach bit?
Where's the file?
And the bleach bit.
Sean, please, stop it.
And the bleach bit.
You're doing it again!
I don't even know who these people...
Even the people who made Bleach Pit said, stop doing it.
Stop mentioning our product.
Did you ever hear one of his introductions?
Did you ever hear a Sean Hannity introduction?
It's longer than the interview.
The people are like this.
Today we're interviewing Jesus Christ, the Son of God.
Born in Nazareth, Jesus Christ, but son was Mary.
And of course he walked from the missing years with his twelve apostles.
Jesus Christ, thanks to Constantine, the leader of the very world, the redeemer, our most holy redeemer.
Well, sorry, Jesus, we're out of time right now, but thanks for coming anyway.
Because he gives these...
You know who was the best interviewer?
Larry King.
Because Larry King never said anything.
He never got in the way.
I met Larry King one time.
One of the creepiest looking guys I've ever met in my life.
Real creepy.
But he was, of course, Larry King.
And you don't remember this.
How many of you young whippersnappers remember 9 o 'clock at night, Larry King was the hottest show around.
Do you remember that?
Sean loves to hear himself talk.
I think he does.
I really think he does.
I don't know.
Sean's a good guy.
Smart as a whip.
Lucky to be around for this long because he never, no hits, no runs, no errors.
Never said the wrong thing.
Did you ever, did you ever say to yourself, I didn't know that.
Whenever you heard Sean ever say something different, I didn't know that.
What?
Now if you hear Alex Jones, every other thing you say is, I didn't know that.
It's right here.
Right here.
He shows you the article.
Oh, Alex, you've lost your mic.
Here it is right here!
Oh my god, he's right.
I think gay frogs are going to be walking around with a bunch of gay frogs turning into gay Martians.
Gay Martians?
Sean, I mean, Alex, you're crazy.
It's right here.
Here's the story.
I didn't know that.
You say that all the time.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Alex Jones predicts everything, predicts COVID.
What does Sean do?
Nothing.
Long sentences.
Loves Ronald Reagan.
He's brilliant!
Anybody who follows Rush Limbaugh and follows Bill O 'Reilly, excellent.
Bill O 'Reilly.
Don't get me started with that one.
In any event, that's it, my friends.
Someone says, I didn't know Hannity was a martial arts master.
Well, apparently he was, because one time when he was interviewing Michael Bodden, the preeminent The preeminent forensic pathologist, Sean, was regaling him with facts about the rear naked choke and the choke this and choke me and choke this.
When they were talking about Epstein, Sean was saying, you know, I know the rear chicken hole.
Everybody knows the rear choke because I'm doing martial arts right now and I'm doing this.
And here's bonds like this.
No, go ahead.
No, sir.
You know who, as I found out, I saw today, I was listening on YouTube, the most Democrat, lefty, and singularly non- I guess a crypto-lefty What is her name on the weekend?
What is her name on the weekend?
What's her name?
Arthel Neville?
Is that it?
Arthel Neville?
Is that her name?
Have you seen her?
Arthel Neville absolutely, positively makes...
Rachel Maddow looked like Herman Talmadge.
Absolutely.
It's like, what are you doing on Fox News?
She has such utter contempt.
Again, I saw this on the on my YouTube channel, which is, by the way, you know what I'm into right now?
More than anything else.
I told you this.
I was watching.
I still watch to kind of wind down women.
Being arrested for DOI and being hogtied because they won't...
They turned these big stops into major arrests.
I love that.
Abatement Falcons.
Abatement Raptors.
Oh my god.
They brought this one...
It wasn't even a Peregrine.
It was another one.
There were all these, they're called stone birds or something, and they were there, oh, they were eating sorghum.
And this poor farmer had all this sorghum, and it was right, and these birds moved in, and they were going to eat the sorghum.
I'm not even sure what sorghum is, but in any event, one bird, he said, all right, come on, Billy, go!
And this thing flew in, And they were traveling in murmurations.
It was the most beautiful thing in the world.
And that made me think, that's what Trump is.
He's like an abatement falcon.
He's like an eagle.
Flies him.
Have you heard what they call them?
Stoops?
Have you seen the way they hunt?
A stoop?
Have you heard this one?
I didn't know this.
This is my new thing now.
It's called the Falcon Stoop.
Ah!
During the stoop, a falcon flies upwards to a high altitude, folds its wings, falls into a nosedive, closes its feet, and strikes its prey with a massive blow.
It uses stoops to capture smaller birds like starlings in open country.
They believe the stoop is a gamble because, surprising its prey, And hitting the ground at over 200 miles an hour, it makes it hard for the Falcon to make mid-flight adjustments to its trajectory.
Let me see if I can explain this to you, why I love these birds.
They go 240, whatever, miles an hour in a dive.
200 miles an hour.
Hits this thing with its beak, knocks it, the bird says, what the hell was that?
And then the Falcon itself kind of has to re...
Reed can figure himself.
And he goes in and picks up the bird.
And then the dogs go in and they do grouse and others.
I thought, that's what I want to be.
That's what Trump is.
He's an abatement bird.
He's a falcon.
He's beautiful.
He goes in and he just tears everything up.
He destroys everything.
And I love it.
I love it more than you can imagine.
I love it.
So anyway.
Now, friends, I want to tell you something.
I hope you're paying attention to me, and I hope you're listening to me, which is very, very critical.
Really critical.
Mrs. L did one of the best interviews which I importune you to watch.
It's with a fellow by the name of Derek Maltz, and this is a former DEA agent, and this is one of...
The best interviews.
Gina wanted to talk about stuff on the border.
This is what you want to watch.
Here is the link.
Please watch this.
Listen.
By the way, he's a great character too.
A real excellent tribute to law enforcement.
But watch Mrs. L. She's like a peregrine falcon doing a stoop.
A dive bar.
She goes right into the guest.
Knows exactly what to do.
This is some of the best stuff ever.
Please watch this video and subscribe to her channel.
Gina, you want to know about the border?
That's it.
That's it.
You want to know about the border?
If you're interested in that, Mrs. L talks about that almost exclusively because that's where the bulk of our problems exist.
Right here, my friends.
That's the link right there.
Go in right now to that link and subscribe and watch that video she did.
All right, dear friends, let me thank you very much.
Let me thank you also.
Lori Cook, you were on fire tonight.
And let me tell you something.
I want to thank you.
Sure, you're demented.
I recognize it.
Many of you have not a clue as to what the hell you're talking about.
But that doesn't stop you.
I appreciate it.
Some of you are daft, goofy, lunatics, ambulatory schizos.
Doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't mean you're wrong.
Takes a lot of guts to do that.
A lot of guts to formulate your opinions.
Sometimes so off track, so demented, so skewed, so devoid of any application of reality, any connection or tether to that which matters.
But that doesn't bother you.
And that's why I love you.
I love you.
All right, dear friends, you're freaks.
Laura Floyd's a freak.
JJ says, you don't fit in.
Freezes, so are you.
Takes one to know one.
Weird matter.
There's Liz Solak.
I don't even know what she does.
Liz Solak's been, I've been gone for a couple of days.
That's the scariest thing in the world.
Because that means one thing, Lizzie.
Welfare check.
That's all I'm saying.
Alright?
That's all I'm saying.
The whole thing about you and Albuquerque and that bowling alley, I promise I wouldn't bring it up.
Don't let it happen again, okay?
Seriously.
Tattoos are one thing, but a brand?
Come on.
Seriously.
Come on.
Please.
That's all I'm going to say.
You have a great and glorious day.
Laura Floyd says, we love you, Mrs. L loves you.
Please, please, I'm asking you.
Make sure you follow Lens Warriors right there.
Okay, dear friends, we'll see you tomorrow.
Have a great and glorious day.
Don't ever change me in that sincerely.
Until then, remember these final words from you, yours truly, the monkey's dead, the show's over, sue you.
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