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Jan. 2, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Dave Chappelle Abruptly Ends Show, Drops Mic and Walks Off Stage Over Rude Fan
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Number one, let's go do a number of things very, very quickly.
First and foremost, the topic of tonight's subject is Dave Chappelle abruptly ends show, drops mic, and walks off stage over rude fan.
I don't know why I am so fascinated by this particular story.
Perhaps.
Maybe one of the reasons why is the fact that I think it's a chance of somebody saying we're going to fight against or fight for rules and decorum.
That's what we're going to do.
We're going to fight back against rudeness, boorishness, and the like.
There's another part of me that says I think it was kind of...
It's childish and petulant for you to walk out and deny people who did nothing wrong, who paid their money.
Maybe they got a rain chuck or something, but I don't know why that fascinates me.
But I do think it's a chance that we as a society are going to fight back against people who are boorish and rude and the like.
Next!
They're talking about it, and I've been talking about this for years, the need to warehouse the severely and dangerously mentally ill.
Not somebody who's got a little bit of a depression problem, not somebody who's a little bit off, but somebody who has an absolute, very serious, a very, very serious mental illness that poses a threat to themselves or others.
Wonderfully critical.
I think we're talking about it again.
That's terrific.
Tomorrow morning, we're going to be talking about Gen Alpha.
You know who they are, Gen Alpha?
Those born between 2010 and 2014.
What will the future of our youth be?
I'm going to pretend that there's some reconstitution of mature young adults and the like, and I'm going to pretend that maybe somehow they're better.
I don't know.
I'll do the best I can and hope that through some kind of I don't know what.
Maybe they get their stuff together.
I don't know.
Next!
Justice Roberts indicates a very serious concern over what appears to be artificial intelligence and the like.
Please, dear friends, please, please.
He is right.
I don't know how to tell you this.
I don't know how to tell you that right now this is unchecked, unmonitored.
And you are going to most certainly one day say, why did we ever allow this to get out of control this much?
Okay?
Next!
Friends!
Please!
Devote yourself to time and effort.
And learn about the Houthis.
Not the Houthis.
The Houthis.
Yemen.
The Ansarala Brigades.
This is the...
This straight Habal.
Yemen straight.
Right there that it controls.
And the Red Sea to the Suez Canal.
Dear God.
They could bring Saudi Arabia to its knees.
Listen to me.
Forget Joe Biden.
Forget BB.
Forget everybody.
This is the group.
What are you going to do with these people?
Next!
Black, Hispanic, young people, voters, are abandoning Joe Biden.
The Democratic Party, as we know it, for all practical purposes, is dead.
It doesn't exist.
And the core, the base, the bases of such, these individuals have for the longest time, for the longest time, been saying we want to be locked up with somebody, not locked up, but connected, locked in with, locked in with a group of people that have our best interests at heart.
So that is happening right there.
Big case today regarding the Israel Supreme Court.
I'm not even going to bother telling you.
I'm not even going to bother you.
You couldn't care less about this.
You couldn't care less about the Israeli Supreme Court.
And frankly, this time, I'll say, I don't blame you.
It doesn't really affect us.
It's a very kind of strange concept, the notion of reasonableness.
Maybe basically one and a half to be able to overthrow anybody who would dare find him guilty of any kind of criminal wrongdoing or what have you.
Pretty clever on his part.
BB is through.
He is toast.
He is finished.
He's Elvis.
He is done.
He is.
And I want to discuss something with you that also is a subject which is so fascinating that this will take someone who is able to really understand and open their mind.
In a way that you have not been allowed before.
British police are probing the virtual rape of people in the metaverse.
Young girls' digital persona is sexually attacked by a gang of adult men in immersive video games, sparking the first investigation of its kind.
And that is the question.
Where is it?
Here we go.
Police are investigating the first case of rape in the metaverse after a child was attacked in virtual reality video game.
The girl under the age of 16 is said to have been left distraught after her avatar, her digital character, was gang raped by the online strangers.
The headset-wearing victim did not suffer any injuries, physical or otherwise, as there was no physical attack.
But officers said that she suffered the same psychological and emotional trauma.
As someone who had been raped in the real world as the VR experience is designed to be completely immersive.
It is thought to be the first time in the UK that a virtual sexual offense has been investigated by police.
Now, let me ask you this because I'm a sadist and I'm a masochist, I really should say.
I'm going to ask you a question knowing full well what you're going to answer.
Do you think this is possible?
Do you think that it's possible that a person can either...
We're going to need to obviously rewrite the rape laws and redefine them.
I think rape kit laws are making any sense.
But do you think it is possible by somebody who does not have a physical, actual contact to be, in essence, virtually raped, yes or no?
I don't even know why I'm asking the question because I know what you're going to say.
Do you think it's...
Bernhardt Ford says that's ridiculous.
Thank you.
Exactly what I knew you would say.
Send them to a virtual prison.
Waste of time.
How ridiculous.
What a joke.
Really?
You think so?
Think so?
I think it's a joke.
People cannot be...
So, menticide, brainwashing, brainwashing and the like, psychological torture.
Maybe, maybe the use of, perhaps, and the introduction of some, I mean, what does a drug do?
All the crime in the UK, and this is what they are doing.
Gina, sometimes there are things which have to be looked at.
There was a time, and I'll tell you, as a prosecutor, we had no such thing as this notion of stalking.
Stalking?
Yeah, stalking.
Now you know what stalking is.
If you have an 18-year-old, 15-year-old daughter, she's being stalked by a 30-year-old man.
Every time she goes outside, she sees this guy.
You're thankful for that.
But 30, 40 years ago, people said, stalking?
Don't we have better things to do?
This guy can be whatever he wants.
Think outside of the box.
They should have taken the same energy and investigated the girls who were actually raped.
Nobody is saying that there's a lot of energy involved in this.
Nobody is saying.
Nobody is saying that people are not being investigated.
Maybe they are, but not because they're focusing on this.
I think they're not being investigated because they're just not being investigated.
Do you understand that if I were to take you, or your child, or put you into an immersive world, I can do something specifically once I'm in there, or I can harm you drastically.
Now, did you consent to that?
No.
You don't think I can destroy you?
You may not call it rape.
It might be you might think you're murdered.
You might think you're beaten.
You might think you're a prisoner of war.
What is the crime and the victimization of rape?
What is it?
It is normally a physical contact, a physical connection that involves awareness.
Can you rape somebody while they're asleep or unconscious?
Of course.
Of course.
What is the effect on the person who was raped while unconscious?
During the rape itself, provided there was nothing untoward, done, nothing that is physically cutting or lacerations, probably nothing.
It depends.
There are people who could very well be under the influence of drugs or narcotics who never knew they were raped.
But are they still charged with rape?
Rape, yes.
Why?
They didn't know what happened.
Don't we have better things to do than that?
People who are actually raped, who remember being raped?
Don't you understand that?
You're charging somebody with rape who went into a hospital room, somebody was unconscious, a woman's in a coma, maybe she just has dementia, she doesn't know what happened, she doesn't have any recollection.
Don't you tell me, do you mean to tell me that we don't have better things to do?
And you're going to say, no!
This person's body was violated.
But what if I violate your mind?
Focus on this.
What if I violate your mind?
I go after you.
And I create in your mind something that actually occurred.
You mean to tell me you think that's silly?
If your daughter goes through post-traumatic stress disorder, freaks out, drops out of school, Hurts herself.
Cuts herself.
Does drugs.
Drink.
Whatever it is.
Because of this?
You think this is nothing?
Now focus on the issue.
Don't talk about parents.
Just for a moment.
Don't go.
I know you want to talk about.
No, no, no.
Forget the parents.
Answer this question.
Do you mean to tell me that these people are not harmed?
Do you?
Do you?
Answer my question.
Do you believe that a person who goes through this psychic trauma is making it up?
Game is probably from China.
Again, we're not talking about the issue.
See what you're doing?
You will not address the issue.
Are you telling me they're not harmed?
Answer my question.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Focus your attention.
Don't talk about parents.
Don't talk about China.
Don't talk about the left.
Don't talk about the woke.
Don't talk about, well, at my age.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Do you think they're harmed?
Do you think they're harmed?
What do you think brainwashing is?
What do you think brainwashing is?
When they used to take prisoners of war and set them up for a fake...
Firing squad.
And they would hear click.
And they would drop, shaking.
They weren't shot.
They were traumatized.
They were traumatized.
I didn't touch them.
This person probably went through more hell than think outside the box.
This is why I can't convince people to understand Artificial intelligence and AGI.
Because we think in the corporeal, we think like I've got to be able to touch something.
My mind doesn't go there.
I don't think about this.
Rape to me is penis, vagina, or whatever, and an intromission, forcible, maybe trauma, being awake, knowing what's going on, no consent, maybe pain, humiliation.
That is what rape is to me.
But I just told you, what if they were unconscious?
Well, it doesn't really matter.
So it doesn't, so you don't have to be conscious.
And what do you think?
Where is the rape actually?
Let me ask you something.
Where does the rape occur?
Somebody says, Lionel, if you don't know current VR, unless this person specifically downloaded a porn sex game on purpose, the rape would have amounted to cartoon characters gyrating in her face.
You're saying it doesn't exist.
You're saying it doesn't exist.
You're saying they're not traumatized.
You're dismissing it.
You're arguing consent.
You're saying this is just whatever it is.
You've never seen this one.
You don't know anything about it.
You have made up your mind, this is stupid!
And you're going to back, you're going to post-hoc kind of like bootstrap this into something like, it doesn't matter.
So they're not traumatized?
They're not traumatized.
They're not?
No.
Okay, I'm going to bring in, I'm going to bring these people in.
I'm going to bring them in, okay?
I'm going to bring in, I'm going to say, By the way, I'm going to bring in Mr. Wintergreen.
He's going to tell you, you're full of shit.
That's what he's telling you.
You don't understand.
You can't be traumatized.
Would you stop crying?
You can't be traumatized by a bunch of cartoon figures.
So stop this.
This is the way we think.
Now, it's okay to say, let me be skeptical.
My question was, is it possible?
What do you think is rape?
Where does rape occur?
In the mind, in the soul, in the notion that you had nothing to do with it.
It overcomes your sense of self and locus of control and protection and dignity, your own limitations, your own...
It's trespassorial.
Don't you get it?
Don't you see it?
It has nothing to do with it.
There's...
I can just put you in a room and terrify you.
Nothing touches you.
I can tell you.
Your parents are dead.
Your children.
They used to simulate the rape and the torture of people's children.
It never happened.
Never happened.
Just the suggestion.
People were registered or reduced to quivering masses.
But what you would say is, oh, that's nonsense.
Nothing happened.
Nothing touched them.
You see the way people think?
We don't have any curiosity.
We don't have any ability to think beyond the here and now.
That's why we don't understand artificial intelligence.
We don't do it.
We're simple people, simple bread and butter people who just think in this, I don't know, Edwardian 19th century world that unless your hand is cut, I can't reproduce the trauma of it without skin being filleted by a knife.
This is the meat and potatoes world we live in.
This is this backwards, sad.
First, mock it.
Laugh about it.
Blame the parents.
Don't address the issue.
I don't have time for the issue.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
It's the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my life.
Sometimes I wonder, I don't think the people on this, you know, the people on the streets are that cruel.
I think citizens are cruel.
First of all, they have no imagination.
None.
What are you complaining about?
Oh, you're traumatized.
Okay, your father left you.
So what?
So what?
Did anybody hit you?
No.
Happens all the time.
Why are you upset?
I have a phobia.
About what?
Spiders.
That's stupid.
Quit cowering in the corner.
There are no spiders.
This is ridiculous.
And what are you doing about it?
You're depressed.
Depressed?
Depressed about what?
There's nothing happening.
Nobody's touching you.
Don't give me this bullshit about my serotonin levels.
You sound like Tom Cruise.
There's no such thing as this.
The only thing you should be...
Rape is a bunch of guys holding you down and actually...
Entering or coming in contact with a part of your body, an orifice.
Short of that, it doesn't exist.
This is where we are.
And this is why we as a society are doomed.
Because instead of us mocking people who are so short-sighted that they proudly state, Oh, well, I don't know.
I think that's a bunch of bullshit.
Here we go again.
I guess they all wanted a trophy.
It's this woke world.
And then we go into that.
Oh, God.
We are so doomed.
You hear me?
Xi Jinping, don't worry about getting this.
This is it.
And these are good people.
These are relatively educated, but there's no imagination.
They think in a box like a box, and they don't go beyond that.
They don't understand these things.
They think they're tough.
You know?
I remember one time, I used to get into this argument, I said, oh, give these kids a trophy.
What's wrong with giving them a trophy?
No, you gotta teach kids that life.
What?
So they'll turn out like you?
Give the kid the goddamn trophy, and let the kid feel happy for a moment.
Maybe he won't turn out like you.
Maybe he won't be this mean-spirited, I don't...
This is where we are.
This is the Republican Party.
The Democrats, I don't know what they're about.
I had no idea what they're about.
This is what we're about.
Go in and bomb them!
Lindsey Graham and Nikki Haley, you go into that Iran and you bomb the slimming shit out of it!
We are doomed.
We are doomed.
And imagine...
Where people would not run to the subject of a virtual victimization and use it as this, this is fascinating.
Let us think.
What is it that makes us feel that we've been victimized?
What is it?
That's the issue.
No.
No.
Not in our country.
No!
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Too much work.
Too much heavy lifting.
One of these days, there's going to be prisons where there are no walls.
We're going to be able to not just do some kind of, thank you, edge dweller.
We got more memberships.
Thank you, my dear friend.
You're a good man there, edgy.
And I mean that.
What if one day we have this world where we say, you know what we do?
We have people in these prisons and they don't.
They don't even go outside.
There is no prison.
There is no prison.
I need 500 likes, by the way.
Can you do that?
Can you do that?
What's a like?
I don't know what a like is.
What's a like?
Like it!
Yeah, but is it really a like?
Is it just like it?
It's virtual like.
Just like this thing.
It's virtual.
What do you think a dollar is?
What is a dollar?
What is it?
Don't give me the gold standard.
Don't give me the SDRs.
Don't give me about fiat currency or virtual currency.
What is it?
It's whatever you associate with it.
That's all.
What is pain for you?
What is torture for you?
What is...
We're going to be getting into the world that is so freaky.
Let me give you an example.
I need 500 likes.
I'm going to say it again.
Do you not understand what I'm saying?
I need 500 likes.
You can do this.
It's easy.
Help them.
Thank you, Myra.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
Just tell people how to like.
It's a very simple thing.
I have been fascinated by the notion of everything.
What if I took everybody who, every, every person, anybody who was affected by October the 7th, anybody who was taken hostage, anybody who was kidnapped by Hamas, anybody, what if I took them and I said, come here, I have this thing.
I can have them forget it.
It's gone.
It's gone.
It never happened.
This young lady who they say was raped, I'm going to fix it.
You don't even remember it.
I'm going to erase it from your brain.
Physical notwithstanding.
But you won't remember it.
You will have no recollection of that.
You will know there was something.
But your involvement in the torture won't apply.
Anybody okay with that?
Anybody okay with that?
Anybody?
What if I went and I said, it never happened?
What about you?
Well, I...
I feel sad my little daughter was killed and drowned in a canoe accident.
Come here.
Come here.
You didn't forget it.
I just turned the reaction off.
You got a problem with that?
Anybody?
Anybody got a problem with that?
You don't feel pain anymore, right?
Isn't that good?
What if people don't remember anything?
What if everybody in Gaza doesn't remember October the 7th?
What if Israel doesn't remember it?
Remember what they say, never forget?
What is an event?
Let me ask you something.
How many of you have been traumatized by the death of a parent, death of a child, death of a husband, death of a spouse?
Firing from a job, losing a humiliated, a bully, having a spouse who cheats on you.
It affected you dramatically.
What was it?
It was virtual!
Nothing happened.
Nobody touched anything.
So your kid, okay, fine.
But it was just virtual.
You're okay.
You're going to say that's the most ridiculous thing in the world.
No.
What do you think mental trauma is?
It is in essence a virtual loss.
It's what you, if I could change that and adjust that, you're out of the woods.
Eric Thaddeus Walter says, most real victims of actual violence rarely, if ever, reveal it.
We're living in 2024 and not the 90s.
Please, USA and the Collective West, wake up.
Oh, indeed.
Eric, what were some of the most incredible traumas of your life?
What were they?
You mean to tell me.
Now, the question that you are missing, and you missed!
The issue of the...
It's a legal question.
It's so bloody obvious, it's not even funny.
It's the issue about the...
Oh, God.
The virtual rape.
Okay?
You're missing the question.
Let's just say, okay, good.
All right.
What's the first question?
You're being handed the case.
You're a prosecutor.
What's the question?
What's the question?
What do you think?
What do you think?
Most trauma is not virtual.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Most trauma?
Absolutely.
When you say virtual, it's just your headset is what you're seeing.
There are people who've seen things.
There are people in Vietnam who freaked out.
Do you know that the number of PTSD cases, some of them recently, haven't even been in combat?
What are you talking about?
It's all virtual.
What do you think?
Seeing somebody?
Seeing somebody killed?
Or you killing somebody?
You!
I'm not saying there are people who've been actually physically, because you think that physical, physical, look, cut, you know, ligature, burn marks, scars, that's legit.
How do I tell somebody?
I can't sleep.
What's the matter?
I'm drinking too much.
Why?
Because I saw my buddy.
So?
You weren't?
You weren't hurt.
Yeah, but I saw it.
So, this girl saw it too.
Wait a minute.
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
She saw a video.
What did you see?
What do you think you're seeing?
Electrons?
Photons?
Get into your eye?
Brain?
Your brain reviews it?
Somebody who would be, as we used to call mentally retarded, might not see it that way.
Might see the same thing you did and not process it.
But here's the problem with this case.
Who are you to prosecute?
The maker of the game?
The maker of the game?
Who raped this girl virtually?
Who?
Who are these people?
The little smurfs running around?
Who is it?
Who is the...
I don't know.
That's the problem.
It's not really a crime.
It might be a product's liability case where it was kind of like a negligent product.
You put them in the stream of commerce.
It's something that affected people.
But it is possible.
Absolutely.
Half of the time, whenever they took these Americans and they didn't waterboard them, they just kept the light on.
They didn't let them sleep.
What do you think that is?
Use your brains!
Ask yourself.
If trauma exists, it's real.
You can't go in and lecture them about, this is a bunch of mommy, you know, a bunch of wimpy, you and your...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Now, this may be a bad case, whatever it is, but I want you to use your head and think.
Think!
They have been trying to change our ways of thinking collectively for years.
Remember when they were doing the backwards things, when they were trying to show us hidden messages and the like?
It didn't really work.
My friends, we're going to only survive this if we use our heads and our imagination and say, we've got to think asymmetrically to use the term.
Asymmetrically.
We can't think like everybody else does.
We have to think outside.
The box.
316 likes?
You son of a...
What do I have to do?
Huh?
What do I have to do?
I kid, of course.
Anyway.
Now, today, as you know, we talked a little bit about Bill Clinton.
I did a video.
I'm not going to repeat it right now.
The question is, where are the tapes?
Where are the videos?
Where's the evidence?
That's what I want to know.
I don't give a shit about that.
Oh, Mr. President, your client turned...
Oh, would you stop that?
He should say, yeah, I was on the plane.
So was Katie Couric and Henry Kissing.
I'm just making names up.
I don't know about this one and that one.
And Tom Brogan.
We were all on the plane.
What is this?
It was the hottest ticket in town.
What's the matter with you?
Well, you know, he was on the thing.
Larry Summers says, you stole my childhood.
I'm supposed to be in school.
How dare you?
You stole my childhood.
I could be in school instead of this.
That's very good.
Greta Thunberg.
Imagine putting on some visual thing with this.
Use your head.
Think.
Any of you religious?
What does religion do to you?
What?
Where is it?
Where is God?
Where?
It's in your lore.
It's in your history.
I don't want to say your mythology, but it's what you hear.
It's what you believe.
What do you believe in?
What is it?
Where is it?
What are you talking about?
Where is God?
It means so much to you.
It affects your life.
It's so critical.
Where is it?
What is it?
People say, do you believe in God?
Believe in what?
What are you talking about?
Well, you know, God.
No, I don't know.
Okay, you believe in God right now.
I don't.
Okay, what about it?
What is its effect?
Nothing.
Hey, you know what?
Let's go to, you know, Chick-fil-A.
Ask God.
Well, I don't want to believe it, but the point is, tell me when you notice it.
Nobody thinks about it.
Because nobody wants to be caught on the short end of the stick.
Nobody wants to be told, like, oh God, this guy's right.
This guy's right.
I don't even want to think about this.
The same thing with...
I don't understand.
I talked to somebody the other day and said, well, you know what, as a woman, I'll tell you what, I don't know if I can take this...
This, you know, Donald Trump, and I said, excuse me, what the hell's the matter with you?
You don't think you can take Donald Trump?
You want this guy?
What are you talking about?
Who told you to think this?
You're just repeating.
That's what you're doing.
You're just repeating stuff.
You're just saying things that somebody in your crowd says, because obviously you didn't give this much thinking.
Donald Trump is an idiot, but he's our idiot.
Sometimes you need an idiot.
And if he goes in there and they say, oh, shit, Donald Trump is back.
Hey, Xi Jinping, come here, let's talk.
You think Vic Ramaswamy is going to do that?
Or Lindsey Graham?
Lindsey, Lindsey.
Lindsey, isn't it about time?
Lindsey, please, come on.
Something you want to tell us?
Go ahead.
Something you want to tell us?
It's okay.
You might pick up a few votes.
But when I hear this saying, and I think we should just go into Iran and just blow them up.
Hey, Lou Ann Poovey, I don't know where you're from, but do me a favor.
Sit down and shut up.
You don't know what you're talking about.
This is where we live!
And by the way, somebody said it's not about the media.
It's not about the media.
It's about a lot of things.
Donald Trump does some stuff who's an idiot.
Sometimes he does these things.
Oh my God.
I knew this guy years ago.
He was a heart surgeon.
Big philanderer.
Bullshit artist.
Full of himself.
Oh, God.
People hated him.
But he was great.
He's the guy you wanted.
He took that.
He said, I'm going to fix this.
I'll fix that bypass or that stent or whatever it is.
Because I'm the best.
And you loved it.
And in no other part of life did he do...
Anything worthwhile.
But when it came to this, he was great.
That's Trump.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
And I don't care about his tweets.
I don't care.
Because right now, let me tell you something.
Listen to what I'm telling you.
October the 7th changed everything.
Okay?
And somebody needs to go and tell Bebe, Bebe, that's enough.
That's enough.
Sit down.
It's over.
The gravy train is over.
You got that?
The ride, we're going to change tracks.
Blake, Blakey Poop says, I drove drunk in the metaverse and the cop tased me and now I have PTSD.
I'm going to Mark, I'm going to Sue Mark Zuckerberg.
You know what?
If, if, if he, he actually was responsible for making the particular software, okay.
But let me tell you something, Ryan.
Let me tell you something.
You do realize that whatever you thought about Israel, Palestine, Gaza, two-state solution, before October the 7th, it's changed now.
You know that, right?
Ben Shapiro, it's over.
That doesn't mean we hate Israel.
Of course not.
Doesn't mean we're anti-Semitic.
Of course not.
Doesn't mean we don't love the people of Israel, but the government?
It's...
Done.
Done.
And only Trump has the balls to do it.
Because if that little twit, Fredo Cuomo, doesn't even have the nads to do it, you think anybody else is?
You think Gavin Newsom's going to come and do it?
Hey, that's it!
Let me tell you something.
There's going to be Hamas.
If Hamas had a membership of 100, it's got 100,000 now.
Congratulations!
Our good friend said, Edge Dweller says, Why do gypsies walk funny?
They have crystal balls.
Do you think that's funny?
I got a lot of friends of mine who are gypsies.
Zingaro.
Or as Eric, the audience would call them, Roma.
Let me ask you a question.
Is the alphabet in that order because of the song?
How do they ship Styrofoam?
I don't know.
Now listen to me.
I know you mean well, but 2024 is going to be brutal.
You with me on this one?
You with me on this one?
You with me?
Eric Thaddeus says, smartest man in the business, I have the reputation of being a harsh grader.
I'm reputed to be the MAGA prof at university.
Students are thirsting for knowledge and recognize it when they imbibe it.
Their BS meters are on overdrive.
Game-changing possible.
I like that.
And by the way, being a harsh grader, Eric, is like this.
Well, what do you think?
Doctor?
Dr. Walters, is it cancer or not?
I can't say.
Another test.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Just give us an idea.
No!
I'm not going to diagnose cancer.
No, no.
Give me another test.
I'm a harsh grader.
See, don't you like harsh graders now?
Damn right!
Good for you, Dr. Walters.
I'm not going to tell somebody they got cancer.
Are you pregnant?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Do it again.
I'm a harsh grader.
I don't owe anybody anything.
And I sure as hell don't owe this Republican Party anything.
But let me tell you something.
Donald Trump is the best goddamn thing for this country.
And more often than that, you're going to say, God, what the hell is it?
I want him.
I want him in there.
I want him to shut everything down.
And I want to start off every day.
Every day, I want to say, I want to have a little room.
Maybe I'll just Zoom them.
And every day, I want to say, Good morning, Mr. President.
Did you have your briefing?
Yeah, good.
Let me give you my briefing.
Remember what those bastards did you.
You go on today, and you undo everything.
I want you to shut everything down.
Make them pay for what they did to you.
Stephen Lynch says, if Trump isn't president, elect this time next year.
This world will change forever and not for the better.
Absolutely.
it.
If Gavin Newsom's it, it's over with, kids.
We're done.
We're finished.
You don't understand that, do you?
It's four more years of smooth sailing.
Four more years of this bullshit.
Four more years of Jim Jordan and all these people.
Four more years and also this.
Stupid discussion from people who aren't elected.
I don't care about Tucker Carlson getting mad at Ben Shapiro.
Who cares?
That's not even important.
Tucker can't even explain UFOs.
Would you do me a favor?
Stop being in love with these people.
They don't do anything.
Nothing.
Candace Owens...
Prager?
Any of these bullshit artists.
Charlie Kirk and this one and that one.
They're like nothing!
You know who's making more sense now?
I can't believe what I'm saying.
Amy Goodman.
Fareed Zakaria.
Tom Friedman.
Oh!
Absolutely!
I can't believe what I'm saying.
I'm listening to people.
I don't even want to tell you the people I'm listening to.
He makes sense.
Nothing else.
They hate, but when it comes to the Middle East and what's happening, oh man.
Oh man.
The first thing I would do if I could meet with MBS, I'd say, please do me a favor.
Don't hurt us.
What's the problem?
Listen, you got a problem.
Listen, M, you got a problem.
So who are these?
Those people are crazy.
They are in lockstep with their Palestinian brothers, and they're not letting anybody through.
They're not letting anybody through the Mabal Bab, whatever the hell this thing is called.
What's the name of this?
You know the name.
Oh, yes, it's called the Bab, B-A-B, Bab Al-Mandab, straight.
Bab al-Mandab.
It's at the bottom.
It's the Gulf of Aden.
There it is, this little area.
And then there's the Red Sea.
And there's the Suez Canal.
Guess who's right there?
Houthis.
What do you do about that?
What do you do about that?
Listen, M. I'm going to call Muhammad bin Salman.
Listen, M. What do you do about that?
You know those people.
You know they're going...
Anybody even associated.
And by the way, if you don't want to go through that, you've got to go to the Cape Horn.
I mean, they've got to tack in like 6,000 miles and insurance rates and it costs a fortune.
What are you going to do about that?
What do you do about that, Mohammed?
What?
I'll tell you what you're not going to do.
Any kind of a connection you have towards Israel, you can forget it.
Because what you were doing before October the 7th, you can't do it.
Listen to me.
And you might not want to listen to me again.
I don't give a rat's ass about any other country but the United States.
You see that?
See that flag behind me?
That's it.
I want everybody to get along.
I want everybody to kind of go into this kumbaya business.
I don't give a damn about anything but my country.
My country first.
Period.
My brothers and sisters.
Citizens first.
Not my government.
But Americans first.
You got a problem with that?
Eat it.
I almost said eat me, but that's not the right.
Eat it.
Sorry, it's the way it is.
And you've got Lindsey Graham.
You've got to hear my skin crawl.
I hear this.
What is this?
And Nikki Haley, shut up.
Get out of here.
Give me a favor, Gomer.
If you want to take the hill with Nicky, you go ahead.
Do it.
I'll be right behind you.
I'm going to see your fat ass duck some AK as you're hitting the beach and wherever the hell you are.
These people make me sick.
Okay?
They make me sick.
You got a problem with that?
I hope you don't.
You got a problem with that?
I hope you don't.
That's the way it is.
Alright, we've said enough.
You happy?
Good.
Let me tell you something.
Don't you folks ever change who you are or let anybody come along and tell you.
But do me a favor.
In the meantime, open your mind.
That's all I'm asking.
All right, dear friends?
Okay.
All right, dear friends.
God bless you.
Don't ever change.
I mean that sincerely.
And I mean that you are without peer.
We'll see you tomorrow, 8 a.m. per usual.
Don't forget to see my brand new video and subscribe.
So on on Bill Clinton and how that's the biggest bunch of horseshit.
Anyway, have a great day, dear friends.
And until tomorrow, remember this, this, this sayonara.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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