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Dec. 31, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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2024 Will Be the Beginning of the End for the American Hegemon and the Illusion of Unipolarity
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Dear friends, we are approaching...
Tomorrow will be New Year's Eve.
We are approaching the end of this god-awful year.
The last year that you will ever have to...
Hear the name Biden in terms of any kind of governmental role.
This is the best year, the end of this.
The world is about to be calamitous.
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to this, the Saturday night version of this thing of ours.
How is everybody?
How's everybody feeling?
Are you happy?
I'm happy.
There's Lizzie, Paul, Susie Bell, Aunt Massey from Manchester, England.
Son of a...
Can we do something right now, dear friends?
Especially for those who've never...
Can we do a roll call?
Where are you from?
Where are you from?
Don't give me Ohio.
Don't give me your address.
Give me the name of your city.
East Dorchester Surrey on the Hudson or whatever the other's called.
Dingleberry, you know, Nebraska.
Give me a where are you.
Don't say Florida, baby.
Give me a town.
Let me try this again.
Hillside, New Jersey.
Fort Myers.
Florida.
Lee County.
Melrose Park.
Portland, Maine.
Topeka, Kansas.
Fort.
Oglethorpe, Georgia.
Pinellas Park.
Ah!
I know Pinellas Park.
Conway, South Carolina.
West Palm Beach.
Mobile, Alabama.
Tohoyah!
Tohoyah, Washington.
Wesley Chapel.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Pope of where the hell have you been, DK?
Dale Kimball.
Where the hell have you been?
Where in the hell have you been?
I was asking Mrs. L. Where the hell is Dale from?
What the hell's going on in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina?
Maricopa.
Oh, Maricopa.
That's that Joe, whatever, that Sheriff Joe Arpaio country.
Medford, Mass.
Keystone, Colorado.
Shitty, shitty at all.
Armston, Manchester, near Old Trafford.
Is that beautiful?
Doesn't that sound like something?
You know, we've been watching a lot of that Acorn TV.
Loving it.
And BritBox?
Yes, I'm from Amstin, Manchester, near Old Trafford.
Yes.
Could you please send the fire brigade?
This is so wonderful.
Wonderful.
My fellow Hawaii.
Clifton Park, New York.
Oh my God.
Dear friends, welcome.
How is everybody?
We're almost done with 2023.
It sucked!
Wasn't it awful?
Wasn't it terrible?
I'm so glad.
Ladies and gentlemen, I say, oh, champions, hello!
Would that I were able, new Cuba, formerly Canada, Canada, Cuba, Canada, get it, get it, get it, Trudeau, Castro, Fidelito, Digg, you understand this?
Oh, my friend, 2023 sucked.
As we used to say at Jesuit High School, it sucked minox.
I don't even know what that means, but we used to say it sucks minox.
It was horrible.
Horrible.
2024?
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
I'm looking forward just to see the shit hit the fan.
I can't wait to see it.
I can't wait to see it.
I can't.
I can't wait to see.
I'm telling you right now, and Mr. Kimball and Randy and everybody, I'm telling you right now, what is happening right now in Israel, this is, the world's not going to be the same after this.
I went through this the whole, I went through the whole, the brilliant Pepe Escobar's treatise on Yemen.
I cannot tell you.
I cannot tell you how incredible.
For all of you fellow Socratic fans out there, this is going to be bigger than anything.
Trump is going to win the nomination.
I don't know whether he's going to win.
He could theoretically.
He could.
It is not beyond the realm of possibilities.
But he's going to win the nomination.
He's going to win the nomination.
And the nominee, the Democrat, will be Gavin Newsom.
You're going to see right now, we're getting used to, right now with all this going on, you see Biden, who's in sang-kwa with his wife, doing whatever they're doing.
And he's basically saying, see ya!
I'm out of here!
They're going to make a deal with him.
And with that evil spawn, that evil seed of his, not to do anything, they'll figure something out.
They'll figure some way of basically absenting themselves from any responsibility as to Hunter.
They're not going to charge him.
Nothing's going to happen.
In fact, nobody really cares except for the 12 people.
Who, along with Miranda Divine, all they care about is the laptop from hell.
It's going to complete a total change of everything.
America will lose all of its sheer firepower.
We will have basically sold or removed all of our weapons.
We will be unable to handle any serious...
There's not going to be any wars.
But it's over.
It's over.
You're going to see a resurgence of a group of young people, especially who have had it.
You're going to see things like old-fashioned resurgence and dating and classic rock and muscle cars.
You're going to almost see...
A resurgence, God bless, of young people who are tired of the bullshit, that's what it's called, pardon my French, that they've had to endure and that they've had to deal with.
It's that simple.
It's that simple.
And I welcome them.
2024 will see the destruction of the left-right paradigm.
This Democrat-Republican nonsense.
You're not going to believe how fast things change.
And you're also going to see the resurgence.
And an absolute...
I'm sensing this right now.
I'm seeing people in YouTube and others, notwithstanding whatever particular allegations of censorship as to, you know, super chat stuff, but I am seeing things right now I cannot believe.
What I am seeing.
I cannot believe what I am seeing in terms of what's coming up and how young people...
Do you know that without a doubt, young people almost exclusively are with Palestine?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Not to be confused with East Palestine.
We're seeing something right now which is...
And the only reason why that's important...
The Democrats will not be able to deliver.
You're going to see a schism, a chasm.
You're going to see people.
You're going to see the old-fashioned Bernie Democrats rise to the top and say, this is barbaric.
Kids are tired of this.
Let me tell you something.
Listen to me.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know why this is different.
I don't know if I just shut off for years the Israel-Palestine thing.
I don't know if I cared about it.
I thought to myself, listen, years ago, you know, Israel's under a lot of pressure.
Israel's been through a lot of grief.
They've had to endure Holocaust and the diaspora.
You know, leave them alone, okay?
I almost said, I understand.
It's tough.
I don't know what you want, but let's just kind of...
And I just did not have any...
I did not have any commitment to this.
I didn't have any...
What am I trying to say?
I didn't dive into this.
It all changed.
Let me go on the record right now and say I am not an anti-Semite.
I am not an anti-Ziner.
I have no feeling one way or another as to Israel.
Israel and Palestine, I want everybody to live in peace.
I have friends in Israel.
It's a beautiful place.
I visited twice.
It is historic.
It is wonderful.
And I want everybody to get along.
But this changed everything.
October the 7th changed everything.
And we are finding things out now.
If 10% of them are true, 10% of what is going on and what was going on regarding the Palestinian people, and let me say, Hamas, bad.
Bad.
October the 7th, bad.
Okay?
You understand that?
Does that warrant this?
No.
Absolutely not.
Is it pretextual?
Starting to look a lot like that, meaning that this was like the tripwire that says, now let's just level this place.
Now, that doesn't mean that Hamas is good, doesn't mean any of that stuff.
But if we went in and we nuked, let's say, Baghdad, I mean, nuked it because of 9-11?
Would that justify it?
No.
If we nuked the Helmand province or Canada, no.
We can't say, well, 9-11.
So do me a favor.
We've run the Hamas thing out.
It's a bad, bad group.
Sinwar, he's going to pay big time.
But I'm able to handle two, three, four, five different issues simultaneously.
And I'm telling you, 2024, it all changes.
It all changes.
And it's going to be a litmus test.
What do you think about this?
What do you think about this?
You're going to see the David Axelrods and the Obamas say, listen, you've got to pull back from this.
This is pure politics.
This Bibi.
Bibi is under so much.
I think Mossad, Shin Bet, Lieberman, they are so pissed off at him.
Everybody is livid.
In Starot, there's nobody.
They can't live there.
Israelis can't live there.
They're in hotels.
I mean, it is a mess.
You don't understand it and you're not hearing it because you're watching Fox News!
Jesus Christ, you're watching Fox News!
When will you understand?
When do we understand?
Let me see if I can explain this to you.
And I don't mean this in a bad way.
Fox News.
Sean and other people.
They're shills for a 1993 Republican Party.
They're living in a world that doesn't exist anymore.
2024 is going to be...
Holy...
Wow!
Wow!
I can't wait for this.
And let me tell you something.
I'm going to get you to understand the dangers of AI and AGI.
I'm going to do it.
Once and for all, I'm going to do it.
And I have been absolutely, positively a failure at getting you because the fact that you're not scared out of your mind means I have failed you.
AI, AGI, oh Jesus.
God.
Oh my God.
Let me tell you something, DK, Dale Kimball.
You better keep an eye and listen to our good friend Eric Thaddeus.
Watch the Vatican.
Watch the Vatican.
I don't know if they got the goods on Frank or what, but you are going to see a leftist Radical left woke hail Mary, the likes of which you have never seen.
The world is going to shake up like you can't believe.
You better get out your map.
Invest in a globe.
Invest in a globe.
Get ready.
Start learning all about, you know, the Arab, the Gulf states and the Yemen strates.
Oh, God!
Because the center of gravity of Middle East went from Egypt to the Gulf States.
Wait till you see a power play in the UN.
Wait till you see, and you're going to say, the UN, they're going after South Africa, part of the BRICS group, just filed an ICC complaint against Israel.
Now, is that going to turn into anything?
They're serious this time.
You're serious.
You're serious.
Do you know what it means when something cataclysmic happens?
Do you know what happened when we have I like the way Escobar calls it the pipeline-estan.
But when you have those individuals who are You had Seymour Hersh who announced to the world, now listen to me, that the United States was responsible in blowing up Nord Stream 2 or whatever.
Nothing happened.
You think Putin's going to have something to say about that?
Oh yeah.
You think China's pissed off?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
You think MBS is pissed off?
Real pissed off.
Real, real pissed off.
I'm telling you, 2024, you're not going to recognize this.
Blinking at these people, they're just used to this, we can say whatever we want stuff.
If something happens, if something happens in the Strait of Hormuz, or if all of a sudden some...
Yemeni group puts up a four or five or so drones underwater.
And something happens, and oil goes to 500 bucks a barrel, and 100 or 200 trillion dollars in derivatives come to...
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
And why did this happen?
October the 7th!
It all changed!
It changed!
Everything.
It's a new world.
And the Sean Hannity's are walking around with this Ronald Reagan world that, well, it doesn't matter.
It matters what it means.
We're not the United States anymore.
We better get somebody like Trump in here who can sit down with everybody and say, okay, let's talk Turkey.
You can talk to me now.
First, on behalf of our country, we're sorry.
Sorry about Nord Stream 2. Sorry about that.
And Germany's pissed off, but they were told, shut up about it.
That was theirs!
We blew it up!
Do you understand this?
The title of this is 2024 will be the beginning of the end for the American hegemon and the illusion of unipolarity.
All our lives, I was born in 58, all my life I was told the United States is the biggest, the baddest, we are number one.
Vietnam came along.
But even then, we're still number one.
We won World War II.
Well, sort of.
But we did.
We said that.
By God, the economy was moving.
And Korean War.
Anyway, we weren't the biggest and the baddest.
Here comes Alan Dulles and the Dulles and CIA.
And oh, man, weird.
And then the Cold War.
And Castro, screw you!
Commies.
And we said, oh, yeah?
And we shot our load.
We had two, count them, two nuclear bombs.
And that's it.
And the rest of the world hated us before, but loathed us like you can't believe.
We're talking maybe 50, 60 years.
This paybacks are hell.
It's like you can't believe.
You're not going to believe what you see.
You're not going to believe what you see.
Everything is different.
The BRICS states.
BRICS plus six.
I think Yemen's going to join.
Forget it!
We've got a country where nobody even knows where anything's on a goddamn map!
Don't you understand what's happening?
2024 is going to be...
I want to shake this thing up.
The only way there's going to be...
I want everything.
I want Elon Musk to commit himself.
To First Amendment.
I want more Alex Joneses.
I want more Schroyers.
I want more Max Blumenthal's.
I want everything new.
I want people to say, who in the hell was this?
Since October the 7th, 6th of October the 7th, I swear to God, the internet, do you find it?
The internet has never been this fascinating.
Since October the 7th.
It's never been this fascinating.
It's unbelievable.
I don't even know how to tell you this.
It's unbelievable what I'm seeing.
Wow!
It's just...
It's nuts.
I mentioned this before.
I mentioned this before, and I mentioned our good friend Mike Lindell.
He's our sponsor.
We love him.
Right?
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What they did to him, he's still standing.
Bigger, badder, and better than ever.
Oh!
You're going to see a shift.
And you're going to see people, with all due respect, Hannity, Fox, Bannon, General Flynn, Marjorie Taylor Greene, go down the list.
And the world is going to say, who's this?
Well, that's the Republican Party.
What's the Republican Party?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Remember something.
If Trump loses, or God forbid something happens to him, how many people even pay lip service to the Republican Party because of Trump?
I do.
I do.
See what I mean?
I've been talking about these people.
If something happens to him or he loses, I'm so done.
I'm going to go third party the whole way.
I'm going to be an intellectual.
A commentary revolutionary.
And we've got in 2024 people who are pissed off about COVID.
People who are pissed off about vaccines.
And we know a phony when we see one like that.
Phony two-bit huckster Bobby Kennedy who turned out to be the biggest show of them all.
Totally full of shit.
Gave in.
Caved in.
Fell under the spell of this stupid thing with...
And by the way, I've got no beef with Shmooley.
Well, I've known him for years.
That's his thing.
That's his thing.
Bobby Kennedy signed on for that.
You're done.
You're finished.
Nobody wants this.
You're turning around and you're giving us this load of crap about, well, you know, Ukraine.
And then all of a sudden you're going to say, what?
You want to lock us into a war with Israel and Palestine and the whole world against us?
No thanks!
We got our own problems.
And guess where the problem is here, my friend?
Right here in River City.
2024 is going to see the closest we've ever come to fascism you've ever seen.
I mean, you are going to see people who come out of nowhere, like the Grady Judge, who are going to be so god-awful and mean and tough and nasty regarding miscreants, you're going to say, I have died and gone to heaven.
Because the...
The pendulum is going to swing back like a wrecking ball.
We are so tired of this horseshit.
Have you noticed?
We're done.
You don't hear anything about, well, there's a male, a man who won this.
Ah, the hell with it.
Go ahead.
You know what?
You want to screw up sports?
Go ahead.
We don't care about that.
Go ahead.
Leah Thomas, I don't care.
We don't care about that.
Who cares about that?
If you don't care about your sports, why should we care about it?
Fine, do it.
Have children, old people, ducks, robots, whatever you want.
I don't care.
Who cares about this?
Nobody cares about this.
I don't care about this.
And everything, too, we don't care about.
Claudine Gay and Harvard.
Who cares?
You want to denounce genocide?
Go ahead.
Be my guest.
You don't want to do it?
I don't care.
What do we care?
That's a diversion.
So what?
I don't understand.
What's going on here?
2024 is going to see these idiots like Eric Adams of New York.
Oh, dear God.
And that other fool from Chicago ground into dust.
Oh, we've had it.
2024, we've had it.
And New Year's Eve, stay home.
I don't know if you're in the big city.
I'm not going anywhere near anything of ground.
I got my sources.
I got my intel, friends.
You're going to see something that's real big.
And something real big is going to happen.
Because the world has been...
It's like Italian dressing.
They shook it up because of October the 7th.
And which side are you going to be on?
I'm not talking about abandonment.
I don't want to go.
I don't want to.
No more arguments about anti-Semitism, Zionism.
I'm not arguing about that.
I'm not arguing about this.
Cease fire.
Stop.
Stop the killing.
21, 22,000.
Stop it.
1% of the population.
If that's not prototypical mathematical genocide, I don't know what is.
1%.
1%.
Imagine if we had 3 million people killed in this country.
3 million.
How would you think about that?
It's 1%.
Lovely.
What would you think about that?
What would you think about that?
We get into some skirmish with Canada.
And 3 million of us are gone.
Come on, stop this.
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of this.
The world is tired.
We've had it.
We're tired of it.
We've been through this nonsense with Ukraine, and now this?
We want peace?
Stop it.
It's going to be like you've never seen.
And the first question, any kind of debate.
The first question.
What's your position on Israel and Palestine?
First question.
First question.
What are you going to do?
Okay, Democratic Party.
All right.
Numbnuts, Nikki Haley.
No, we're not going to ask you about the Civil War.
This woman's so stupid, she doesn't know how to answer.
Oh, it's slavery.
And if you don't think it's slavery, lie.
You're a politician, lie.
It's slavery.
100%.
Claudine Gay, do you believe that you should say, oh, absolutely.
It's a, it's a, it's a, this speech should be stopped.
There she is, Ramona.
God bless you.
Happy New Year, Lionel Nation.
I haven't made a live stream in a while.
I was wondering where you've been, Missy.
Thank you so much for that.
How sweet.
Where the hell have you been?
What's going on here?
I'm here every day.
8 a.m., 7 p.m., come rain or come shine.
Because you know why?
Because you're smart.
Frivi, you're exhausted.
Donna Lemo, you're exhausted.
Zero day, you're exhausted.
Ramona, you're exhausted.
How many are tired of this?
Tired of it!
I want to close borders.
I want to lock people up.
I want to catch and corral and really hurt and harm human traffickers and people who hurt children.
I want to do stuff.
I want to involve myself in a weird form of torture as a punishment involving soldering irons, number nine axle grease, and Of glass tubes.
Remember those stories?
I always heard this when you were a kid.
You know when Japanese war?
You know the Japanese soldiers would take like a tube, like a glass, and they'd put in a man.
Remember the story?
Oh my God!
What about your shooting?
Oh no, no.
I'm thinking about rewriting the whole Eighth Amendment.
Give it a shot.
I am so tired of this.
I am so tired.
You should see, tonight, Mrs. Ellen and I are driving, and right by 42nd Street, why would you come out of the Lincoln Tunnel?
There are these illegals, these women, with signs with babies, it's cold right now, it's 44 degrees, and they're outside with signs, what does it say?
We need hungry, we're hungry, we don't have any food.
What the hell's going on here?
Enough of this stuff.
2024 is going to be, we've had enough.
In fact, this is it.
Imagine that we've had enough of this shit.
Period.
That's it.
You can't say that.
Oh yeah?
Let me say it again.
I want to have that to be, we've had enough of it!
Enough!
I don't want to hear any more about it!
I don't want to hear about it!
Hunter Biden, no, no, no, no, no!
Get out!
Joe Biden, get out!
Get out!
Kareem Jean-Pierre, beat it!
I don't want to hear you.
I don't want to see you, smell you, look at you, think of you.
I don't want you anywhere near us.
Go away.
We're taking our country back.
Goodbye.
Have you ever heard Steve Bannon seriously?
What is he saying?
I heard him the other day for the first time.
I said, what is he saying?
I mean, I know this sounds kind of, I guess.
What is he saying?
I don't understand what's going on here.
I don't understand it.
Vikramaswamy, what is he saying?
What is anybody saying?
The people who say the most, I think the most beneficial to me, are in foreign countries.
That's what I think.
It's not going to be Washington anymore, my friends.
It's going to be Brussels and Belgium and Abu Dhabi.
That's where the world is.
Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Oh, my God.
And that's why, Elon, sit down.
We need you, bud.
We need you.
Do me a favor.
Can you pick up the phone and call somebody else?
Maybe can you tell Bezos, whatever, to stop walking around with that thing all the time?
Okay, you're working out.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
And would somebody please tell me something?
Why are fake breasts of any interest to anybody?
I do not understand this.
I'm sorry.
I just have to ask that.
If they're not real, what is the point of this?
What is this?
Oh, it's not real.
It's a hemisphere.
It's not real.
Look at me.
Look, I'm Fredo Cuomo.
I have a 27-inch arm.
Forget synthol.
I put this saline bag.
It's fake.
You wouldn't do that.
Why are we doing this?
We're still doing this.
Oh, by the way, one more word.
I got a picture.
Mrs. L showed me a picture.
I said, who the hell is this?
Showed a friend of ours.
Who is this?
That's so-and-so.
The filters?
Oh, my God.
If I rob a bank, please use a filter.
I'm looking.
Who is this?
I saw a relative.
I swear to God, he looked Asian.
Because his girlfriend took a picture and she was so tweaked up the eyebrow.
He looked Asian.
I said, who is this?
That's Rodney.
Who?
No.
Ramona.
I couldn't agree with you more.
I'm done with all of it.
2024 is the year to take it all back.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, Trump, give me a favor.
Don't give me this.
Make America great again, Ramona.
Don't give me this.
Stop it.
Don't give me.
Don't tell me this.
Make America great?
Great?
No, it's not going to be great.
I don't know when it was great.
Maybe in the...
I don't know.
Don't even...
It's like, just stop the fire.
Put the fire out.
Imagine the police or the fire, your home is on fire, and the chief comes on and says, we're going to put daffodils.
We're going to have a little rock guard.
Excuse me!
Put the fire out!
We'll talk about the landscaping later.
That's what comes to it.
Make America great.
Look, we love you.
Three things.
Drain the swamp.
Whatever the hell that meant.
Build a wall.
Oh, you try it.
And lock her up.
You knew that one was going nowhere.
Do me a favor.
Make this simple.
Stop this.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop the fire.
That's it.
Nothing grandiose.
Do me a favor.
Win.
Go right to the White House.
No inauguration.
No parties.
No nothing.
You sit down and say, what can I do?
Can I close down the Department of Education here?
Close down.
What else can I do?
Can we arrest anybody?
Can I arrest anybody?
What can I do to shake things up?
What can I do to shake things up?
What can I do?
I want them to say, oh my god, I want them every single day.
Can I arrest people?
Can I shut?
Can I just clear out the FBI?
Can I clear it out?
Can I get rid of that executive whatever thing?
Can I just do it?
Can I get rid of people?
Can I just get rid of people?
Tell me what I can get rid of.
Can I shut something down?
Department of Commerce?
Shut it down.
Labor?
Shut it down.
Energy?
Shut it down.
Can I do this?
What can I do?
That's what I want to do.
Ramona says, absolutely, just get us off life support.
Oh, absolutely.
And I want to have a president who stands before the people and says, by the way, if you cut your kids nuts off or have them having a hysterectomy and your child is under, I'm going to have you arrested.
And your doctor and everybody else.
You do that to a kid, you're sick.
Better yet, I got news for you.
We're going to cut your nuts off.
I'm going to have them on the wall.
I'm going to have a wall of...
You know when you walk into the CIA and you have the stars?
I'm going to have nuts.
Yours.
Sack-o-scrota all over the place.
To remind people, don't do that to children.
You want to do whatever you want?
I couldn't care less.
I don't care if you put both nads in a garlic press.
Have at it there, Sparky.
Do whatever you want.
Squat over a bear trap.
I don't care.
Kids, enough!
Enough!
And schools?
Schools?
Oh my God.
Schools.
I'm going to say, you know what that was?
That used to be called, we used to call them a public school.
A what?
A public school.
What happened with them?
What happened with them?
If I'm president, the following people, following people, following schools.
Yeah, Adams, Eric, yeah, yeah, go home.
But anyway, pick your book, go home.
What?
You're out of school.
You're too stupid.
And the teachers?
Get out.
We're done.
We're done.
Done.
Did you ever hear about mandatory ballet classes?
No.
Did you ever hear about mandatory pilot lessons?
No.
Why do we have schools?
They're not working.
Listen to them.
Just look at what you're doing.
Just go.
Maybe your town is different.
Inner city?
Stop it.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
We have, through years and years of inbreeding and weird kind of a negative kind of eugenics and husbandry, we have produced some of the biggest, most stupid people anybody's ever had.
And these mutants are having kids, and they're passing on these recessive genes.
Hell, look at our mayor!
Can't even speak English!
He's born here!
Pluralizes words, leaves letters off, can't speak!
And you elected him!
Oh, no, no, no, no.
We're done.
We're done with that.
We're done with that.
And we're going to ask you, do us a favor.
Here, listen.
Please.
If you're not going to vote, do us a favor.
Just agree not to vote.
Give me more of a say.
Give me your vote.
If you're not going to vote, give me your vote.
Everybody, give me your vote.
Let me have 10 votes.
Because all you want to do is watch TV.
All you want to do is, I want to watch football!
What?
It's football coming up!
Football's coming up?
Yeah!
It's the Super Bowl's coming up!
Super Bowl?
Is that important to you?
Uh-huh!
And does sports mean a lot to you?
Uh-huh!
And do you have a particular team party?
I sure do!
You're kind of a loser, aren't you?
Yeah, my whole family's losers.
We all have season tickets.
I like football.
I don't know what's going on.
I like football.
That's what I like.
And I'm going to go football with my whole family.
Okay, good.
Would you just go and just...
Did you give up your voting?
I don't vote anyway.
Okay, good.
You promised not to vote, right?
Yeah.
And is there any chance of you perhaps agreeing to be sterilized?
Just say.
We'll pay you.
Because I don't want you passing this on.
I got news for you.
How many people care about this stupid football?
It's so stupid.
It's ridiculous.
Bunch of CTE.
People are going to be drooling in their oatmeal.
Football.
What is the point?
I'm a big football fan.
I want to talk sports.
You're a cretin.
It's a game.
It's a game.
And by the way, not just football.
Soccer.
Football.
Anything else?
Hooligans.
I root for, I root for Manchester United.
You're a cretin!
It's a game!
It's a stupid game!
And you're going nuts over this.
You're not on the field.
They're on the field.
They're making all the money.
You're watching like some, what are you watching?
What are you doing?
What is the point of this?
What do you get out of this?
So you wear a jersey and your team won?
I'm a Packers fan.
What does that mean?
So listen, that's fine.
I can't tell you what you can and can't do.
Just do me a favor.
Turn in your vote.
We don't need you.
Seriously.
Do not let the adults vote.
Let people who know what I'm talking about.
My vote means more to you because I know what I'm talking about.
You don't.
You probably watch Tucker Carlson.
You think that's important.
That's another one.
You think that's important.
He hasn't said anything.
My God, I never thought of that.
Why?
Because he recycles this stuff.
Because he wants to be a star.
Fine, do me a favor.
Go watch him.
Just turn in your vote.
I don't want you voting.
Give me your vote.
I got a handful of people.
We know what we're talking about.
We know what we get this.
Let him talk about whatever.
I'm so tired of Cretans running the show, wasting my time, ruining what's left in my country.
And it's about time somebody stood up and said, this is stupid.
This is stupid.
And I know you can't use the word retarded.
Retarded's a bad word because it hurts people.
But if I can make this one, if Joe Biden is not retarded, forget, forget, forget, you know, age.
It's not the age.
I mean, if he is not cognitively, just basically impaired, I don't know what is.
And we live in a country where nobody even cares about that.
I guarantee you.
Nobody would allow him to play a professional football game.
A stupid game.
They wouldn't let him do this.
They wouldn't do this.
They wouldn't let him do this.
You know, we can't.
We can't let him play.
Well, because he keeps forgetting.
He keeps falling down.
He forgets the plays.
He can't play football, but he can be the president.
This is how demented we are.
This is how demented we are.
Stupid means nothing to us.
Stupid.
Stupid education.
In fact, education doesn't mean anything.
There was a time in this country where people spent...
I don't know how much money...
To go to Harvard.
Now with great inflation, everybody gets an A. Everybody passes.
We are so screwed.
So let me just tell you this much.
2023, I hate you.
2023, I hate you.
It was awful.
It was terrible.
What we went through through COVID, I have flashbacks.
Do you remember when we did that?
Yeah.
Do you remember when we did that?
Yeah.
We did that, didn't we?
We sure did.
Why did we do this?
I don't know.
We're stupid.
I guess.
Did we ever ask any questions about it?
No.
No.
It's so funny.
People were saying, I kept saying, I didn't know anybody who died of this.
Do you?
Nope.
I mean, I know people who died, but there were other particular factors.
And I'm not saying it never happened, but I'm saying, for something that shut down the world, you think it's like, I thought, you remember when COVID happened where you thought, I'm going to be outside and there are people just keeling over.
I'm going to be stepping over dead people.
It's going to be like bringing out your debt.
Right?
Didn't you think that?
They're talking about Spanish influenza in 1918.
There were people, they were dragging him on.
Thank you.
What happened?
Why did we do that?
What was that all about?
And now there are people who are putting these...
Peace is out.
Are you in any of these substacks where this person died, this person died?
Every time somebody dies, they always attribute it to the vaccine, which I don't know how you can do this.
But can you believe we went through this?
Can you believe we went through this?
What little respect I had for this country.
It's not that people did the right thing, but they never questioned anything.
2024 is going to be the year of enlightenment.
It's going to be the year of power.
It's going to be the year of...
We're changing it.
We're changing everything.
Getting rid of parties, left and right.
We're going to say a different story.
A different story.
And Trump's going to be the nominee.
If he wins, I don't know.
I don't know.
Because I don't know if they're going to let him win.
That's either way.
But the good news is, my friends, I love you.
And I've got you.
And we've got each other.
Tomorrow night, Mrs. L. Right, honey?
Of course, for New Year's Eve.
Tonight, Mrs. Tomorrow, we're going to have...
She's already got her little hat.
We got her dreamer.
We got to find these little glasses.
I've said, we don't have to get the glasses.
We have the glasses every year.
I've got these glasses.
I had these glasses from 2020.
We've got them all.
I said, what do we do with these glasses?
After we go, we buy them.
We put them on.
It's 2022.
Where do we save them?
So anyway, we were thinking about jumping out of a car tonight and buying them.
We went to a party city.
Dear God!
I was driving around outside.
Party city!
Was that place wild or what?
New Year's Eve?
Holy!
Put your money in party city.
That's where it's happening.
Got all our food and provisionals for Alaska.
We went, oh, we're going to, oh.
I bought some of the funkiest mushrooms.
We're going to party like it's, well, like it's tomorrow night.
And you know what?
Thanks to you.
Thanks to you.
Carla, the cooking CEO, I want to hear more about your cookie.
Says, AI Future, watch the last 20 minutes of sci-fi movies.
Reality will be crueler than fiction.
Very happy new year to you and Mrs. L. Thank you.
Thank you, Carla.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's going to be more frightening than anything you can imagine.
You don't understand this.
Imagine creating an 800-pound gorilla with a 300 IQ and it just keeps multiplying itself.
Do you see where all the billionaires in China, you know how many billionaires, there's one called Face Plus Plus.
China is going to be, China is going to be the big tech monster.
China is going to be like you cannot believe.
Do you understand this?
It's absolutely...
China is going to be...
Everything you said about China, forget it.
They are going to run everything!
Everything!
And 2049?
Oh my god!
2049?
What do you mean, like 91 or something if I'm alive?
The 100th, the centenary of China, it's going to be a party you can't believe.
It's all changed.
Everything has changed.
Schwab was right.
It's a great reset.
And Russia?
Oh!
Oh, my God.
He's the only guy.
He's the only guy.
Let me give you an example.
Let me tell you what Russia did.
You know what?
Remember David Karush?
Branch Davidians.
What do we got here?
He's taking them hostage.
You what?
He took them hostage.
Who?
David Koresh.
Who the hell is David Koresh?
The Branch Davidians.
What the hell is the Branch Davidians?
He took them hostage.
Don't they live there?
Yeah.
How do you take yourself hostage?
You hurt anybody?
No.
Alright.
Let them do whatever they want to do.
Why?
Well, What do you want to do?
Go rush them?
Yeah, let's charge them.
Why?
They'll pretty soon, give you an example, when I was a kid in Florida, we played hide and go seek.
And my sister, she was, poor thing.
I said, listen, you go out and you hide and I'll come look for you.
This is in Florida, 90,000 degrees in the shade.
And I'd be on the couch and I'm like, so all of a sudden I see this head like sticking out.
I said, oh, there you are!
I found you.
He goes, you're not looking for me.
I said, I'm looking for you.
What are you doing on the couch?
He said, I'm exhausted.
I'm running around looking for you.
You're one hell of a hider.
You're good at this.
Don't tell me that.
You're not looking for me.
I'm looking for you.
This is a great game.
Here, let's do it again.
Round two.
Okay, you hide again.
And I'll try to see.
Okay, ready?
Nine, ten.
Okay.
And sure enough, she says, you're not going to get up.
I say, oh, I see you.
He goes, no, no, no, this doesn't count.
I said, well, it does count.
So that's what basically Putin did.
I'm not going to send my men in there.
I want some, you know, we'll lose a few.
Not like, why?
What's the purpose of this?
He's just waiting it out.
He's very, very patient.
Like this asymmetrical stuff.
Oh, you're not going to believe 2024.
And we need Trump in here.
We need Trump.
Okay?
So...
Dear friends, I love you madly.
Thank you so much.
Ramona, thank you so much, dear heart, for your kindness tonight.
Ramona, you are wonderful.
Carla, the cooking CEO, thank you as well.
Dear, dear friend, I want to hear more about your cooking, because I think cooking is...
I mean, I told you...
Oh, we got some beautiful plant-based balls tonight with some wonderful marinara sauce, and I used a wonderful melange.
A pastiche mirrored in a mosaic of trumpet mushrooms.
Oh!
Fantastic!
Trumpets.
Trumpets, oyster.
Trumpets, oyster.
I think it was a lion's mane.
Oh, there's so much great stuff.
I'm a mushroom fanatic.
It was beautiful to me.
All plant-based.
So beautiful.
Wonderful.
Anyway, so thank you, dear friends.
So tomorrow, I'll see you in the morning.
What do you say?
What do you say?
You understand that?
Look at Liz.
No monkeys were hurt in the making of this show.
So incredible.
And I'm with you, Trump 2024.
I'm with you.
He's all we have.
But don't forget, Trump 2024.
Don Jr., stay home.
Stay home.
You understand?
Good.
All right, dear friends.
Thank you so, so very much.
Have a great and a glorious and a wondrous day.
Your friendship, your perspicacity, your sang-foi, your equanimity, your equipoise are all non-pareil, ineffable, absolutely humane in their greatness, and I mean that.
Okay, so anyway, we'll see you tomorrow morning.
8 a.m., daughter for change.
Now please remember this, dear friends.
Remember this word, this valedictory, this swan song, this sayonara.
Remember the monkey's dead, the show's over, sue ya.
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