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Dec. 28, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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Fire Republican National Committee Chair Ronna McDaniel Now!
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If I didn't know better, I would swear that Ronna McDaniel, RNC Committee Chair Ronna McDaniel, is a rat, a quizzling, a spy, a double agent.
Someone who was there to do everything she can to destroy any type of Trump victory, any type of Trump trajectory.
She is from a world of the oseos, concretized, ancient Republican Party that you should run from immediately.
Your motto should be either it's Trump or it's nothing.
Let me explain something to you again, especially if you're brand new here, and I welcome you, and I thank you, and I want you to please subscribe to the channel and all that stuff.
Donald Trump is chemotherapy.
Donald Trump is radiation.
I don't want to hear this nonsense about, well, you know, he's, I don't know if I, somebody said the other day, I don't know if I can take four more years of Trump.
Excuse me.
Look around you.
Look around you.
I want it to like grab her head figuratively and say, come here.
I'm going to go to, where do you want to go?
San Francisco?
Where would you want to go?
The border?
Where would you like to go?
You can't take this.
You will take four more years of this because what we do is we use cliches.
We use these phrases.
I don't know if I can do four more years.
Shut up.
Shut up.
You're an American?
You want four more years of this because of what?
Because he tweets?
This is the effect people have.
This is it.
Donald Trump and that big mouth son of his.
Don Jr., do me a favor.
Shut up.
Go away.
This is for your own narcissistic worldview.
And the most pathetic, Ivanka.
How much does she pay Daily Mail?
Her toned shoulders.
Oh my God!
Get rid of these people!
And what's with Melania?
Once every, what, 25 years?
She raises her head.
Oh, look.
Welcome, America.
She's gone.
See ya.
She's gone.
She's back.
Wherever the hell she is.
Do me a favor.
Take that family.
Lose them.
They're losers.
Get rid of that family.
Especially Jared.
Especially now.
I want them gone.
Here's your money.
Go to Jupiter Island, wherever the hell you are.
Go.
And by the way, Don Jr., you marry that thing and live forever.
You and Bezos.
You and Bezos can have a competition to see who's married the biggest cyborg or hominid or whatever this thing is and get the hell out of here.
You see, to Don Jr., it's all about him.
He's an egomaniac.
It's about him.
It's am I cool or what?
They miss the days of strutting out on, you know, stages.
I'm tired of this bullshit.
I'm tired of this.
I want Trump to come in there and lay waste like Sherman takes Vicksburg, like Grant took Atlanta, whatever you want to do.
I don't care what you want to call it.
I want there to be this absolute...
I don't want to say mowing.
I can't say mowing without thinking of mowing the lawn in Gaza.
I know it's bad.
But laying waste.
Let me say this again.
I do not care about the Trump family.
Okay?
Donald Jr. is a big mouth, a loud mouth, an egomaniac, a swelled head.
I don't know what he is.
I don't want you here.
Get out.
Get out.
As far as your sister, this little whatever, she can do whatever she wants.
She's with the rest of these people.
See, they live in this world.
Daily Mail.
Oh, somebody did a picture.
Look, I never talk about the Obama family.
The girls, kids.
Leave kids out of it.
With the exception of Don Jr. and the rest of us, because those are like, they're almost 50 years old, these people.
And they had a picture of Sasha and Malia.
I don't know which one's which.
One's walking around with her gut hanging out.
She's got her, like her bare midriff, like a gut, like a beard gut hanging out.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's the way it is.
You know, sue me.
And the Daily Mail read, Here she is, her Sasha.
Who is the shorter one?
Is that Malia?
Sasha?
I don't know which one.
Whatever she is.
Anyway, they also said she shows off her toned abs.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
What is this, a joke?
Look, if you want to pull this stuff, that's fine.
You can say whatever you want, but it's like, enough of this stuff.
What is this?
What is this thing?
People, honest to God, they live the world.
Ivanka Trump is the most baseless, self...
Not selfless in terms of, you know, the way...
But I mean, this egomaniacal, I'm so sexy...
This is their world.
Okay, Frank, go away!
Go away!
I've got 2024 to worry about.
And Donald Trump is going to be...
Radiation.
Donald Trump is chemotherapy.
Donald Trump is the last thing.
You only break the glass when you need it.
He's it.
He's all you've got.
Ronald Reagan's dead.
Rush Limbaugh's dead.
This stuff is dead.
You should see this.
I'm reading the American Conservative.
Oh my God, I went through some of their stuff.
It's like, oh my God.
They're still talking about...
The sanctity of the human life.
You're going to lose an election.
Don't talk about the human life right now.
Win the election, then talk about this later.
Do you want to win or not?
No, we want to be conservative.
We want to live.
We want there to be a constitutional guarantee against abortion.
You're going to lose.
You're going to lose.
You're going to lose it again for us.
Sparky says, tried to warn about Ronald McDonald, but you said I was mad.
A danger to myself or others.
I could be misremembering.
Excuse me, Sparky.
Ronna McDaniel and the GOP, I have been saying, are worthless since the beginning of time.
You tried to warn me about Ronna McDaniel?
In your dreams?
Everybody knows Ronna McDaniel.
That's not even a warning.
You know, I warned you not to swallow and gargle with those razor blades.
I warned you.
You warned me?
I didn't know this?
To warn means to instruct somebody about something they know nothing about.
Ronna McDaniel?
I've been talking about the GOP.
Who remembers me telling you that the GOP get rid of them?
That they're nothing but quizlings?
Who remembers this?
What?
What?
By the way, if anybody didn't know, they'd say, that's a work, yeah.
They got this sparky guy to say that, because there's no way that anybody, nobody even thinks that.
They've been screaming about her, and by the way, the rest of the Republicans, Vivek, Vivek, Vivek, Vivek, Vivek, Vicki Haley, Chris Haley, oh, they're just worthless.
Worthless.
Ron DeSantis, what a bunch of nobodies.
What a bunch of absolute nobodies, I'm telling you.
Who was the one who told you that Ron McDaniel should every day say, here's what we have.
We have legions of lawyers, legions of lawyers ready to take to the streets.
Take to the streets to let the world know, to let the world know what is happening.
Right now.
Taking to the streets.
Sound like our good friend Michael McDonnell.
I said, are they ready for the next version of this?
In fact, you know what they're doing right now?
The Republican Party, they just want to have parties.
They just want to go to CPAC.
And look at this.
Our favorite chain-yanker, Mr. Sparky.
I despise these people.
I despise...
By the way, you're going to love this.
I was on...
Somebody asked me, they said, would you like to be on...
No, no, no.
To discuss something.
I think it was just a regular talk show.
With the biggest clod anyone has ever seen regarding the prototypical...
Republican, you know what I mean?
The typical, like, and we gotta stand behind Israel no matter what!
Okay, fine.
I mean, that's great, but they've been saying that for 20 years.
Remember, anybody here, any new ideas from Alan Dershowitz on Israel?
Anything new?
Not that he's wrong, but anything new?
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Anything new?
Uh-uh.
Nope.
Same story, same story.
Same group, same people.
By the way, while we're at it, this pretend UFO expose, nobody's interested in getting to the bottom of the UFOs.
They're not even looking in the right direction for that.
It doesn't even matter.
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One was tinfoil hat.
You know what tinfoil hat is, right?
It's actually aluminum foil, but tinfoil hat was to somehow keep the signals or the radiation or the waves or whatever it is out of your brain or whatever it was.
And hence, that's the meme.
So tinfoil hat.
Black helicopters.
These were people who believed that...
Teams, throngs of enemy folks are going to come over the horizon in black helicopters and they're going to...
So it was a tinfoil hat, black helicopter, and preppers.
And people would laugh.
They would say preppers, gold, ammo.
You know Sam, you know Mr. AGI?
You know this fellow?
Have you read his stuff?
Have you read his, Sam Waltman?
Have you read his, read his Wikipedia?
Whatever that's the word.
But what a scam that is.
He's into, he has his, what is it?
I forget, not chlorine tablets or something, but he's got gold, ammo, food.
It makes the most sense.
It makes the most sense.
Do you have a generator in your yard?
Of course.
Brepper.
Crazy.
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Okay, here he is to taunt and to drive me crazy more.
Sparky says Trump and his supporters need to take into account that they can't bang on support from the GOP.
His supporters sort of realize that, but does Trump?
You know, I don't know.
You know, Sparky, I don't know what to tell you.
I don't know what to tell you.
I have no idea.
I think I told you the other day, there was a...
I've got some new stuff coming up.
Some new videos.
So make sure you sign up for this.
There's going to be an absolute...
You know that New Year's Eve is going to be horrible.
Horrible.
It's going to be horrible.
New Year's Eve.
They are planning on a protest.
They are planning on a pro-Palestinian protest.
Whatever you want to call it.
Remember, protests have nothing to do with the efficacy of the particular cause.
You know what I'm saying, right?
You know what I'm saying.
Okay?
The protests.
Here's my question.
Where are the pro-Israeli?
I would say, hey, Israel, hey, pro-Israel, you've got the entire press behind you, number one.
You've got the government behind you.
You've got the police behind you.
You've got everybody behind you.
Why don't you put together a 250,000 mass wave of pro-Palestinian...
Excuse me, pro-Israel.
Why don't you do it?
Why don't you do it?
Where are you?
I don't understand this.
I don't understand this.
I do not understand any of this.
If they said, if the Israeli, whether it's AIPAC or Israeli or conservatives or whatever, said, we're going to put together, you talk about from the river to the sea, from the Hudson River all the way to the Atlantic, or whatever it is, you're going to see a movement that will blow you away.
You want to, holy shit, look at this.
There's nowhere to be found.
No way to be found.
Nowhere to be found.
You're being out-organized.
When it comes to organization, and I'm not trying to compare pro-Palestinian with George Floyd, but when it comes to anything, hell, even that stupid pussy riot, not pussy riot, what am I saying?
Pussy hat.
Remember that?
Pardon me.
I'm sorry to be using this term, but that's what it was called.
Remember that SpongeBob weird pink hat people wore with the corners?
I don't know what the hell that was.
Even that was more than this.
Where's the...
Where is the pro-Israeli pro...
Where is it?
All I know are a bunch of people here that I know.
They're sitting around with their face like that.
You know, this is wrong.
Okay, so why don't you get up your fat ass and protest?
I don't protest.
Well, they're protesting.
Where is it around the world?
Don't you understand?
This is the battle for ideas.
What's happening?
What is the official position of the Republican Party?
Sparky knows this one.
If you're Ron and McDaniel, what's the official position on Israel?
These numbers are incredible.
20,000, 20...
I don't even know how many...
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
This thing is just...
I don't even know how to tell you.
Anybody talking about Samoa?
Anybody talking about his thing?
No?
For any kind...
If you want to know any kind...
Remember, you can go to Weon, you can go to Al Jazeera, you can go to First Post, you can go to...
Breaking points, you can go to any place.
You can go any place.
RT, CCTV, go anywhere.
France 24, go to any, any, any, any newspaper outlet to get the truth.
To get the truth.
And when I talk to people about this, they're unable to handle.
Let me tell you something.
They're going to go after.
You don't grasp this.
You don't grasp this.
I'm sure you do.
But there is a Yaya.
Get your Yaya's out.
Who was that?
Was it the Stones?
Oh yeah, get your Yaya's out, right.
That was in 1970.
Well, Yahya Sinwar, that's easy.
Sinwar.
Okay?
Does that say it?
If ever, he's 61 years old, by the way.
If ever there was a guy, he was born Khan Yunus.
He went to the Islamic University of Gaza.
Okay?
And I don't say this Jokingly or laughingly or Mr. Tough Guy, this man is such a dead man.
It's not even remote.
Do yourself a favor.
Get out of Gaza.
They're suffering enough because anybody standing within...
Have you seen what a 2,000 pound bomb can do?
500 pounds.
Did you see the crater this thing leaves?
Do you see this?
I mean, it takes not only...
It takes...
Okay.
Ronald McDaniel wouldn't understand this.
But that guy...
He's a dead man.
And this is the part that I can't explain to my friends, my folks, my...
Remember, look at everything from the viewpoint of each person.
When you want to understand how somebody feels, understand from their point of view.
What do the Gazans think about this guy?
Thanks for nothing.
PA folks might, Palestinians might like, Qatar might like it, Hooties might like it, Hezbollah might like it.
They might say, hey, this is terrific.
October the 7th really, really, really changed a lot.
And Ronald McDonald, by the way, is saying, I don't know, what the hell are you even talking about?
If you're in Gaza, you hate this guy.
Because you blew up everything, you don't even live here, and now you're going to take off.
And what are you going to do now?
Next.
We talked about this last night.
What are you going to do?
Now people are saying, give back the hostages.
Give back the hostages.
What do you think?
What is an Israeli one?
What is a Gazan one?
What is a Palestinian one?
What are you going to do?
Give back the hostages.
And what about us?
You give back the hostages and say, by the way, are they gone?
They're gone.
You're sure now, right?
There's no more, there's no more, there's no more.
No more?
Okay.
Now we finish off.
You want to talk about mowing the lawn?
Wait till you see this.
So what do you do?
What do you do?
Sparky says, what happens when social media influencers who accepted $5,000 from AIPAC to shill for Israel realize that they made a deal with the devil?
Was it a set period of time or was it indefinite?
First of all, we don't know if these things happen, number one.
Number one.
Number two.
Do you want to shill for Israel or shill for Bibi or shill for Likud or shill for the war tribunal or shill for Israelis or shill for Judaism or shill for Zionism?
There's about 90 different things.
I stand in support behind the people, the men, the women, the children.
Of Israel.
Israelis.
Americans.
Israelis.
I hate the way they always say, you know, you Americans.
I didn't sign off for this war in Iraq.
I didn't sign off for Afghanistan.
Don't lump me into this.
I'm not going to do the same thing.
So we've got to be very careful.
I can only speak for me.
For the people of Israel.
What do they think?
I know what they want.
They want peace, and they want a country.
They don't want a two-state solution.
Who wants to share with anybody?
I got it, but they're going to get it.
There's going to have to be something called a two-state solution.
Okay?
Those are the Israelis.
I've been there twice, and the Israelis are Arabs, Coptic Christians, Baha 'i.
Jews, native-born, Arabs, Palestinians.
There's all kinds of people.
They all live there.
Not everybody's happy, but they're there.
Go to the Sukk, go to Jerusalem, go to the market.
It's all Arab.
They own everything.
So let's make sure we get our thing.
When you shill for the Israelis, what are you talking about now?
There are people, there are parts of Israel who say, I don't know anything about, I don't live here.
I don't know these people.
This is terrible.
This is horrible.
I want peace in my country.
I'm nowhere near this.
There might be more north.
You got Hezbollah to worry about.
Okay, those are Israelis.
Now what about Bibi?
What does he think?
He is done.
Politically?
Done.
Done!
Temper everything he's doing right now with the fact that he's trying it.
He has been the longest Prime Minister in the history of the country.
This guy is he is so that they can't stand him.
Okay?
That's it.
So who else?
Let's don't argue Zionism.
Do you want to argue Zionism?
Okay.
You want to argue the bull moose party?
Zionism is a little moot at this point.
A little moot.
A little moot.
But I know people who love to say Zionists, and they never let a message, they never let a debate come out.
Oh, the Zionists.
Would you stop this?
You're going to bring up Herzl now?
Now you're going to talk about...
We'll get to this later, okay?
Who else is there?
What else do you want to talk about?
The Likud party?
The IDF?
What is it you want?
Who are we talking about?
Sparky says, only U.S. and Israel liked Hamas before October 7th.
U.S. stopped supplying arms and funding in tragedy stops.
No.
No.
Thank you very much, but no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Well, they didn't like Hamas.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Too different.
Did they like Hamas?
They'll say, well, that's all we've got.
They're getting our attention.
Do I like Hamas?
Do I like Hamas?
No, but Palestinian Authority didn't do anything for us.
Abu Mazen didn't do anything.
And there's a lot of other people, Sparky, who were saying, look, I think that's awful.
I think October 7th was terrible.
Don't sign my name on that.
But guess what?
They're talking about us for the first time.
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
It's terrible.
But they're talking about us!
For the first time, this has been going on forever, and now there's people in the streets, so while I think it's horrible, October the 7th, and by the way, by the way, going back to your, not your buddy, but Sinwar, oh my god!
A lot of these Gazans are saying, what did you do?
What did you do?
Do you know what you did?
Let me tell you something, my friends.
You've got it.
And with all due respect to people, and I love them, Max Blumenthal and others, doing a great job.
They will never see it.
They don't do it like this.
I'm a rain bird.
Remember those great...
Remember that lawn?
Remember the sprinkler?
That's me.
I look at the entire spectrum.
Everything.
I water everything.
I get everything.
And then imagine I'm a Gaza and saying, what did you do?
Something happened.
When you go and you kidnap women and you kidnap, you kidnap, it's like, killing is awful.
They used to have, during the Intifada, they had a car bomb, suicide bomb.
Oh my god, it was terrible.
This one did something that just...
You ever see a fight?
You ever see a fight where somebody, two guys are slugging it?
They're not real fighters.
They've never been in a fight.
And one guy does this.
And he tastes blood.
He tastes his own blood.
And he goes crazy.
You ever seen this?
Something happens.
Something...
It's an atavistic, weird, primordial...
That's what happened.
And when they start acting like that, this is not a fight.
This is crazy.
This is crazy time.
They did something.
This, this, this, this thing.
So, a lot of gods are saying, way to go, Sidmore!
Way to go!
Oh, you were terrific.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, they're out there in the streets.
They're marching.
Thanks a lot.
But they're going to destroy us.
You idiot!
You idiot!
Of all the things to do, you know, with B.B. on his last leg politically, you do this, you sign your death warrant.
What are you doing?
Well, at least they're going to know.
I know what?
What are you doing?
That's what they're saying.
In addition to, guess what there, Sidmore?
You're on your own there, buddy boy.
Right?
Do people say, don't look at me.
What are you going to do?
I guess he can live in exile for the rest of his life.
It's that one there, right?
That one there by the...
Okay, there we go.
Got to get my instructions from...
Mrs. L. Boy, it's weird and foggy today in New York.
Very foggy.
It's a foggy.
I'll take that.
No problem.
I'll take it.
I'll take care of it.
I'll take care of everything.
I got my sign back there that says, Fixer of Everything.
I love that.
Are you confused yet?
Good.
Are you confused?
And by the way, If you're the country that says, hey, if Yahya says, hey, can I come in your country?
Are you Sinwar?
Yeah, look.
Hey, anybody mind if Sinwar lives on your block?
What?
Anybody mind?
I guarantee you.
I guarantee you.
There is one thing.
And if, if, if, if.
Remember when, who was it?
What was that guy's name from Iraq who said, well, we got him.
He was the head of the Iraqi authority.
If BB says, I got him, there he is.
And you see that gun turret?
You know, you see that turret cam?
And they show you a finger.
Remember...
Casey Kasem Salami, remember him?
Remember him when they did that?
They showed the finger with a ring and the whole bit.
They say, here he is!
Got him!
Everybody in Israel will be, who knows?
It might bring him back to BB.
I don't know.
But I sure as hell don't want him on my block.
Get the hell out of here.
No, no, but on the...
No, no, no, you're the Palestinian.
Yeah, yeah, but get out of here.
No, no, no.
Somebody gives you up?
Oh.
When you start seeing people leaving, you understand this?
This is the most important thing in the world.
This is the thing which I find to be absolutely the most important thing in the world.
And I say this to understand the reality of what's happening.
Do you understand?
The reality.
The reality.
See, people hate reality.
People hate the truth.
It drives them nuts.
Because when you tell people the truth, and here's my friend Sparky.
That's right, Sparky.
S-P-A-R-K-Y.
Comment to...
Comment to Sabby Sabs.
People go on Potepkin Village tours and think they know Israel Palestine's situation.
She pointed out all tourist tours are Potepkin Village tours no matter where you travel.
Yeah.
Well, what do you think about that?
What do you think?
What do you think?
Oh, Sabby Sabs.
This is a...
Okay, she is...
I'm reading Savvy Sabs.
This is the host of Savvy Sabs.
The Revolution of Black.
Okay, I'll follow her.
Okay.
Hey, look, I got...
Can I explain something to you?
Okay.
Let me ask you something.
Sparky, do you think...
Do you think...
That when...
The United States CIA, which is kind of redundant, has a thing.
Do you believe that the...
Like, for example, when you go to the CIA and you say, I've got this script, and the script is very important.
Could you help us?
CIA used to say, okay, listen, give us a script, let us go through it, let us review it, and if it's...
If it passes muster, we will provide for you all the background information you need.
We'll give you military bases and all that stuff.
You think there's a connection there?
Yeah.
Do you think that when the United States puts out welcome, come on in, welcome, welcome, do you think that we show them good stuff?
Yes.
When I went to Israel twice, do you think they showed me the good stuff or the crappy stuff?
Do you think they say, listen, let me show you where all the lepers are?
No.
No.
Anybody go on a cruise ship?
Anybody go on a cruise ship?
Anybody?
Anybody go on a cruise ship?
You know when you get off the cruise ship?
And you go to these stupid things, they show you like glass blowing or whatever it is.
Do they show you the good part about?
Puerto Vallarta?
Or the slums?
Or the favelas?
No.
Yes, we know this.
You do know this, right?
You do know this.
Define propaganda.
Define propaganda.
Define propaganda.
Are you a propagandist?
Are you a propagandist?
Yes, you are.
Sure you are.
Am I a propagandist?
Yep.
Absolutely.
Do I think so?
No.
But people who don't agree with me do.
That's what they call it.
That's what you call somebody else.
You're a propagandist.
That's what you call them.
That's what you call these people.
You call these people a propagandist.
And that's the way people think.
Ladies and gentlemen, Al Brooks.
Weird Al Brooks.
Alan Brooks is a new member.
Thank you, Alan.
By the way, I'm going to be doing some very, very special little momentary little...
What am I trying to say?
Some momentary little hellos amidst all of this other kind of stuff.
I thank you for that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for all of this.
I appreciate this.
But let me ask you something.
Tell me everybody is not naive, right?
Tell me you know what's going on.
Tell me you know what's going on, right?
Tell me.
Tell me.
Tell me you know what's going on and tell me where this is going to end.
We went before back to the Republican National Committee.
Now, here's some new news as well.
And this is important, and you may like this.
How many people care about Claudine Gay and Harvard University and want her fired because she's a DEI leftist worm?
How many?
How many want this RuPaul doppelganger booted from Harvard?
Anybody?
Come on, tell me.
Anybody?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's go.
Please, I need your input.
Say something.
Write something of interest.
By the way, I need 300 likes.
This is absolutely pathetic.
I need 300 likes.
Thank you.
Please.
Now, do you really want to...
I know you know this, and I know you understand this, but do you understand what's happening here?
Do you think anybody really knows what's going on?
Let me give you an example.
But do you think anybody really cares?
And the reason why they care about it is because she's weird looking.
She's this quota, token, DEI, right?
That's what people think.
Oh, you're just there because you're black and you look weird and you got funny glasses and you're...
You're just some radical left shill for Harvard, and you didn't earn any of your stuff, and you cheated, and you were a plagiarist, and now we find out that the basis and bases for your dissertation or whatever that got you tenure, that it was bogus and no good.
That's what it was about.
So you don't care.
See, Fox says it best.
I don't really care, but it's interesting to see, because here's the problem.
When they reviewed Trump to the point where every single thing he did, and they were going to go after him for the emoluments clause.
Well, you know what?
F you, lefties.
F you.
How do you like it?
You don't mind scrutinizing Trump?
Well, you're going to get it both barrels.
You got that?
You're going to get it both barrels.
You want to go after Roger Stone?
You want to go after this?
You want to go after that and General Flynn?
Fine!
Fine!
Go ahead!
You want to go after all of these lawyers who dared, dared to advance the idea that maybe the election was bogus.
You crawled up their ass and drove them crazy.
Well, you know what?
How does it feel?
How does it feel to be on your own?
Like a complete unknown.
Like a rolling stone.
How does it feel?
Bring it on.
Bring it on, Claudine.
I'm not going to lose any sleep one way or the other, but you know what?
I want to see you out because you, apparently, to these rat bastards, represent some sacrificial ceremonial getter.
Getter.
That simple.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Get her!
I mean, you care about plagiarism.
Doris Kearns Goodwin, Mike Barnacle, Stephen Ambrose.
Shall we go through the list?
The worst plagiarist of a...
The worst liar is Joe Biden!
Biden!
Remember when they went after...
Who was it?
They went after...
Oh my God!
They went after...
Melania?
Didn't they say she stole?
Well, not stole, but they took from maybe Michelle's?
I don't know.
They went crazy!
This is the head, this is the president of the most prestigious university, I hope.
I hope that one day people say, you know what, and God bless the people that like Harvard Medical School, not the law school, but the technical stuff, yeah, those are so good.
And I hope people, when they go to put their money in like University of Chicago, I hope there's this movement for like Hillsdale.
I want little liberal arts colleges, and I want places that are, you know what?
Prototypically conservative.
I want them to be the new cool school.
I want them to grind themselves out of existence.
I despise these people.
I despise these people.
So good.
Good for them.
Period.
If you don't like it, tough.
Let me stop right now for one second.
Let me tell you about this.
I told you this.
I'm going to say it again.
Now, I...
I told you this.
When, you know, Mike Lindell came along and he did his, you know, it was very good.
Very good.
Good, good stuff.
Good, good, good stuff.
Good stuff.
Good stuff that he did.
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Oh, my God.
They came down on him.
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Okay.
Propaganda was just showing your country the best light.
It wasn't hidden.
Countries had their ministry of propaganda.
Goebbels gave propaganda a bad name.
Now blatant lies are part of propaganda.
You're right about Goebbels.
Not Gerbold, but you're right about that.
He did do that to an extent.
And propaganda came from the propagation of I think it was Gregory VII or something, the propagation of the faith.
Didn't have a bad connotation at all.
Propaganda.
To propagate.
To disseminate.
To spread.
But it had a negative term, as you say, very correctly, because other people came along and they said, you know what?
We don't like this.
You dig what I'm saying?
You dig what I'm saying?
We don't like what you're saying.
You're propaganda.
Just like you're a terrorist.
Are we a terrorist?
Oh, no, no, no.
Not the United States.
They're a terrorist.
Other people are terrorists.
Not us.
This is the way this thing works.
This is the way all of this thing works.
And this is the thing which I absolutely, positively despise.
When people don't recognize their own lunacy, dare I say.
It was a subversive move by Melania's speechwriter to tarnish Melania.
You know what?
Very, very, very.
Look at Gina.
I hate this auto spell.
Just put Rama.
Rama-lama-ding-dong.
Who cares?
By the way, have you lost all...
Vivek Ravaswami, what a phony.
What a phony.
Are you buying all that stuff?
Are you buying that Vivek stuff?
Come on!
Look at this.
Donna Lemo says, Hillside, they send me information all the time.
Well, Donna, maybe you should tell them.
Stop that.
Stop doing it.
Angelica says, border security, recidivism, crime, shell, business regulations, economy, defund the police, school safety, fascism, socialism, gender dysphoria.
By the way, do you, do you mean, oh, oh, oh, Troy, wait a minute, hold it, El Troy.
Very good.
I can't make out what that parenthetical reference is, but thank you.
Is that, is that?
I have no idea.
Is that Hebrew?
I have no idea what that is.
But thank you, Troy.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Anybody here?
Anybody here on Medicare?
I turn 65. I got my Medicare card.
I'm not on Social Security yet.
I'll take it.
Anybody taking your Social Security?
I will.
I'll take it.
Anybody say, well, I'm not eligible yet, but they say, should you wait until you're 70?
Whatever.
Socialism.
Socialism.
Oh, now whom?
I like that in Hebrew.
Excellent.
I think my Hebraic name, I'm a, well, you know, the name, I'm a Michael.
And Michael is one who is like God.
Who resembles God?
Michael is a gender-neutral name.
It means, who resembles God?
Emperors, kings and saints have borne the name Michael over the centuries.
It's in every language there is.
Miguel, Michele, Michal in Gaelic.
Misha.
It's, you know, one of those things too.
And I dig that.
And by the way, the Remember that in Israel, Yiddish is spoken because Hebrew, maybe I'm getting this wrong, Hebrew is a language that you speak to God when you pray, but Yiddish is, you know, conversational and the like.
And welcome, my friend.
Also, remember one thing.
I'm going to say this again.
America, American.
New York, New Yorker.
Big difference.
That's all.
And I know people don't understand that because they don't, you know, they don't get it.
They don't understand what we're doing.
But there's also something that's happening, by the way.
Vivek Brother, is he part AI robot, encyclopedic?
Oh, he's smart, but he's like, no, he has no, no.
He's nice to throw.
He's like the Alan Keyes of whatever.
He's like, oh, good.
He's the Gary Bauer.
Remember those guys?
Didn't think so.
I saw Alan Keyes recently.
He's still doing it.
Still doing his thing.
By the way, parenthetically, I hope 2024 is the era of warehousing.
I hope it's the era of warehousing the mentally ill, the violent mentally ill.
Who's with me on that one?
Anybody?
It's time to warehouse.
Mikhail, right, in Russian, Mikhail, but Amisha, I believe, is like the nickname or whatever it is.
It's like William and Bill.
It's like Francesco or Pancho.
Richard, Dick.
I never got that one.
I think Jose is Cheo.
There's all these nicknames in Spanish or whatever it is.
So, in any event, I appreciate that.
You know, it was very, very funny.
One time when I was in...
When I was in...
I have a very good friend of mine.
He probably isn't anymore.
I've lost so many...
I told you.
You've heard my position on this.
I think I'm a very, very...
Rational when it comes to Palestine and Israel.
I think I'm very, very rational.
Very, very, very, very, very rational when it comes to this.
Completely rational.
And to make a long story short, I told him one time, I said, I have, when I met the very, how do I say this, the Orthodox Jews, the people who live the most, dare I say, austere, Background, Jewish, you know, the Arab.
You ever been to New York and see the line?
Anybody see the fishing line up above the Arab?
Ever seen that one?
The Shabbos Goy, the...
Anyway, so I was telling my friend in Hebrew, excuse me, in Israel, and many of them, by the way, are not religious in the least, and they fear most...
Emphatically, they fear the...
How do I say this?
They fear the ultra-religious.
They do.
Because remember, you're having families with seven-plus kids per family.
And this is going to be a population game.
And you're seeing right now, between Palestinians and Israelis, you're going to see actual numbers.
So anyway, I was explaining to my friend in Israel about what I know about friends and people I've known in Brooklyn.
He didn't believe anything I'm saying.
He didn't believe anything I'm saying about Shabbos.
It's like he never heard of this.
They might be religious Jews, but they're more...
But it's weird.
We don't have this.
There's a religious group.
There's Hebraic.
There's Judaism and Zionism.
But then there are people who are Israelis who are Jewish in culture, just like in our country, for example.
I know people, I know people, friends of mine, who claim to be Italian.
They have nothing to do with Italy.
They can't speak the language.
They can't write the language.
They are New York.
They're Brooklyn, Staten Island.
Their name may be like Imbrella Gazio or something, and their nonna or nanna, they might be Sicilian from a couple of generations back.
They might have macaroni on Sunday, and they may know, but they are cultural, cultural Italians.
Sparky says, if Sabi Sasa's show, Or I saw the old clip of Vivek and his pal Pete Booty Giggity Giggity as town hall questioners.
People are often too quick to dismiss the significance of this, in my opinion.
Oh, you know what?
Like I told you, let me tell you, Spark, you and I like Crystal Ball and Brianna and others.
By the way, Sagar, Robbie, next.
Let me go back to what I was saying.
There are people in this country who think they're Irish.
I've got a friend of mine who swears she's Irish.
When Shane McGowan died, you would have thought it was the end of the world.
But you're not Irish.
No, but I am.
No, you're Irish-American.
You might connect somehow, but you don't speak Irish.
You might have been there a couple of times.
You have no connection whatsoever.
And when the Irish, I know, Irish, Irish, Irish, many of them pub owners, many of them in Sunnyside, Queens, used to be.
Many of them, I mean, Irish, Irish, Irish, Irish, and I would get into the North versus the South versus the Republican versus this versus the Ulster.
Americans had absolutely no connection.
There was a time during that, remember during the, during the, After 9-11, that concert in Madison Square Garden goes, you can kiss my Irish ass!
Some fireman, you're not Irish.
You're not Irish, you're American.
You get an Irish surname.
This is nonsense.
But I know people, very, very simply, who are basically atheists.
Yet they were raised culturally in a Jewish household, and I get it.
I get it.
I understand it.
We don't have that.
It's a different thing.
We identify kind of with a country because we were born there, but I don't think anybody really understands what it means.
And it's not fraught with sometimes idiosyncratic or illogical problems.
But what I'm asking you is simply this.
Remember this.
Please listen to me carefully.
Listen to me.
I don't care whether you agree with something.
I want you to understand it.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
I don't care whether you agree with it.
It doesn't matter to me.
I don't care whether you agree with it.
It doesn't matter whether you agree.
You can say, well, I agree.
I don't care whether you agree.
It doesn't matter to me.
I don't care whether you agree with anything.
I don't.
I want you to understand the way you think.
I don't care the way, if you understand black people, listen to what they're saying about reparations.
Listen to what they're saying.
Maybe I understand it, maybe I don't care.
Don't agree with it.
You don't have to agree with anything.
Understand.
Put yourself in the position.
This is what McNamara said.
Understand.
Understand what an Israeli thinks.
Understand what a Palestinian thinks.
Understand what a lefty thinks, what a righty thinks.
Understand what some poor schlub who thinks that Don Jr. is somehow the voice of whatever.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Don Jr., I'm not voting for your father because he's your father, and I'm not voting for your father because he's Donald Trump.
I'm voting for your father because this is our last chance.
And you and that group, you have done nothing, but you have parlayed that name, and that's fine.
I dig it.
Look, the Kennedys do the same thing.
I understand it, but I've got no time for you.
And it's soon.
And it's soon.
Listen to me carefully, everybody?
Everybody?
Who agrees with me?
As soon, God forbid.
God forbid.
Because I think Trump looks like he's like Benjamin Button.
He's actually losing age.
But the moment something happens to him, I'm done completely.
See ya!
Done!
I'm done!
The only thing that keeps me here, the only thing from full-blown independent or...
Wildcatter or whatever you want to call it, the only thing is the fact that Trump is with us.
Who's with me on that one?
Who's with me?
The moment he dies, sorry, I'm done.
I'm done.
I am done.
Do you understand this?
I am done.
You can take you...
And you're Ronna McDaniels, and all this stuff, and you can just forget it.
Period.
You understand this?
I am an American.
I say this proudly.
It's the Constitution.
I don't care about the GOP.
That stupid Fox News, that stupid Newsmax, or any of that.
I don't care.
Those are TV shows.
Those are children.
Pretending to play the role of something.
I won't have it.
You got it?
Alright.
Alright, dear friends.
That's to you.
This is my crepitation.
Hand farts for you.
I send this to you.
Out of love.
Oh, this is good.
Nice.
Nice texture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh.
Sometimes it just works perfectly.
Yeah!
You don't want to hear that in an elevator.
Huh?
Or during any kind of physical treatment, you know?
Any kind of...
You know they don't do prostate checks like that anymore?
I know.
What are you going to do?
There's always...
You can do it at home, by the way.
I one time said jokingly, I said men should involve themselves in a prostate self-examination.
Obviously, I thought most people would recognize the joke, but they don't.
They don't see it whatsoever.
You tell me right now, look at all you sick babies are laughing at this.
Why is this funny?
It's funny because it is.
Kids love this.
Everybody loves it.
You can go to any country.
I can go to any...
I can go to Gaza.
I can go to Tel Aviv.
I can go to Paris.
I can say, hey!
Hey!
And they'll laugh.
They will laugh.
Kids love that too.
You ever see that?
Was that you?
What's that?
Oh, don't give me that business.
Don't you give me that business.
You did this.
I did not.
It was a great story one time.
There was a fellow who had, you know, sometimes when you have surgery, especially women, if you've had cesareans, they take your guts out, they move it to the side, and then put it back.
Away it goes.
Well, you want to make sure they're not kinked.
Make sure there's not a...
Passing gas is very, very important.
This is the sound of...
Hang on.
See?
You lose that.
You gotta get it.
Sort of.
Anyway, so when they...
This one guy, it's true, was inside.
The door opened up and said, Mr. Willows, did you pass gas?
He goes, I did not.
And they were saying, no, they're not accusing you.
They're making sure that you did, because if you did, then your intestines aren't kinked up.
Listen, if you don't fart, you're going to die.
You know how many...
I know nobody wants to talk about this.
You know how much flatulence you put out every single day?
Do you have any idea?
Cubic yards of methane?
Oh, dear God.
It's serious stuff.
I mean, it's life.
It's life.
Sparky's got something to say.
Sparky says, because their lineage often goes back to the colonial times in America, Plus their tremendous contribution to American culture, African Americans are sometimes the most American of Americans.
I think so.
I don't understand necessarily why there was a connection of Africa.
I mean, I'm sure it was.
But I know there are a lot of slave folks who have absolutely no connection whatsoever.
I think we all do.
Lucy Australopithecus Africanus and all that other kind of years.
I don't even want to get into that.
I'm American, and I've got relatives who've got names.
Yeah, they came over here, but there's nothing to do with me.
Nothing.
I'm not into lineage, and I don't care about that.
It means nothing.
It means absolutely nothing.
What means something is now.
Blazing saddle.
Girls don't.
My arse.
I know there's a pun there somewhere.
This would be one of the funniest.
If you'll ever let me on TV, hello.
I don't know about you, but...
Remember the Poo-Pourri commercials?
You ever see Poo-Pourri?
That's a great product.
Who uses Poo-Pourri?
Anybody?
This is great stuff.
Somebody says, let's just spray this oil slick on top of toilet water, like a viscous liquid.
You know, you can drop anchor.
You know, whatever.
And then this layer keeps whatever feculents below.
This lip, so to speak.
And you can be at a party or someplace else and not basically take out the third floor.
There won't be any need for hazmats.
Nobody will call 9-11 because of whatever.
And nobody wants to talk about that.
But this commercial, Poo-Pourri, they have these at bed...
Well, they used to have a bed bath.
But you can buy these things and they're incredible.
Oh, look at this.
That's right.
Benjamin Franklin wrote an essay, Fart Proudly.
I still think, and I know people laugh at this, but I still think it's one of the things you do as a kid that you first get attention.
Toilet training and things like that, but also farting is just one of those.
It's just people laugh, and it's the first time you've got to laugh as a kid.
Like, hey, Jerry!
You're laughing at me?
Nobody laughs when you're a kid and you've loaded up your diaper.
Nobody laughs.
People go, oh, oh, Joe!
That's not good.
How do you feel as a kid?
What did I do?
Oh!
Gee!
But, hey!
What does that tell you?
I'm a comedian.
We'll talk about it one day.
I'm dead serious about this.
I'm not kidding.
It is a very, very important and very, very critical part in your lives.
So anyway, Sparky, thank you.
Hey, Kika Kiaka, thank you so much.
Thank you, El Troy, our new member.
Thank you, my dear friend.
Alan Brooks, thank you as well.
And thank you for being not only who you are, but what you appear to be.
Please tell friends that.
Thank you.
Uncle Dave, thank you.
Thank you for not being, you know, not who you are, but what you appear to be.
And say it's sincerity.
And They'll never listen to what you're saying.
I say the great line from Roxanne, I'd rather be with you people than the finest people in the world, and I mean that.
All right, dear friends, we love you.
Have a great and glorious day.
See you tomorrow at the same time.
Not tomorrow.
Later on, 7 p.m., what am I saying?
You have a great and glorious day.
Don't forget, by the way, Just want to let you know, there is that other kind of stuff.
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
More importantly, this is very, very critical.
We need to tell you, February 3rd, February 3rd, February 3rd, February 3rd, at the Cutting Room.
Tickets on sale right now.
Tickets on sale.
Where is it?
We'll talk more about that later.
Anyway, have a great and glorious day, my friends.
Okay?
I mean that sincerely.
See you later at 7pm.
And don't forget, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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