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Dec. 15, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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Why I Hate Everyone
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Will Rogers supposedly or supposedly, as some people say, said he never met a man he didn't like.
Well, Will Rogers never had YouTube.
Because I am convinced that by virtue of everyone that I know and have known and run into, I can say almost unequivocally that I hate everyone.
Not you, but everyone else.
People are the most stupid, the most ill-conceived, Informed.
The most boorish.
I spend some time marveling, by virtue of YouTube, at how stupid, absolutely stupid people are.
I love, and I don't know why I like this, I think I'm sick, I think I'm demented.
It could be me.
I'm demented.
But I love to see people in their confrontation with police officers.
As an example.
As an example.
Just spend some time.
I know one of our dear friends likes to watch shows of Russian Plane crashes and things like that.
There are people who are submental.
They're human, technically, but they are sub...
I don't know what they are.
They have this idea that they don't have to listen to police.
They don't have to pay any attention to anybody.
They love to tell police, you can't arrest me.
I'm going to call my mama.
I'm going to call my lawyer.
And how police don't just shoot these people, I would be the worst cop in the world.
I'd be sued in federal court for bludgeoning people with flashlights because people are just stupid.
And do you know what stupid people do when they tend to marry?
They tend to settle for people who marry or whatever, or who hook up with them, who tend to be as stupid, if not more stupid than they are.
And then these stupid people have kids, and they pass on these recessive genes combined, and then you get really stupid people.
And then those stupid people...
Oh, I sound like Malthus.
This sounds like some kind of a...
Of a eugenics.
Now, I'm not saying what to do about this.
And I'm not talking about any kind of, you know, fancy schmancy depopulation.
I'm just pointing out the obvious.
People are stupid.
Stupid.
And I have had it.
And I realize that's the problem.
I actually meet people and I expect them to expect them to want To be, or to be informed.
Have you noticed this?
Have you noticed this?
Have you ever talked to people and you say, why are you, I don't understand this.
There are so many types of people that I just think, I would love to bring, for example, somebody from another planet, some extraterrestrial, say, let me show you.
Let me point some people out.
I'm going to take you to a Christmas party.
I'm going to take you to the mall.
I'm going to take you to a football game.
I'm going to show you people.
But first, you must understand something.
They're just stupid.
They're just stupid.
Let me explain something to you.
As you know, dear friend, there are some things in life that are complicated.
Complicated.
Like Gaza.
Like Palestine.
Like what's going on there.
It's complicated.
And things are hard to explain.
And yet, if you watch this...
Stupidity on Fox News.
You have this idea that it's just, for example, Israel just minding its own business when all of a sudden, hey, what the hell is this?
These Hamas people.
Bad what they did.
And that's it.
Okay, where'd the shots come from?
Oh, they're from over there.
Where in Gaza?
Level them.
Take it out.
Flatten it.
Take them out.
That's it.
Excuse me.
You do know there's more to the story.
What do you mean there's more to the story?
There's more to the story than this.
Yes, yes, you're right about that.
It was terrible, October the 7th.
But would you like to hear other things too?
No.
Would you like to hear that killing people, for example, in response, has nothing to do...
With addressing October the 7th, which is bad.
No.
Do you want to hear anything?
No.
I don't care.
That's Fox News.
I don't care.
There is no other side to it.
None.
None.
I don't know what's going on.
Elon Musk.
God bless Elon Musk.
Who wants to form or start a university in Austin, along with, I think, Barry Weiss?
Good luck with this, my friend.
Good luck.
Because these stupid people have stupid kids and then you take stupid people and they're not educated.
And the people that I've told you about right now, they're theoretically educated.
These people are millionaires.
You watch that morning show on Fox News, especially the guy who can't speak English, all of them are making over a million dollars.
They're all millionaires.
All of them.
These people are millionaires.
Millionaires.
And they don't know anything.
This is America.
I don't even know what to tell you.
I don't know what to tell you.
I don't know what to tell you.
We are so stupid.
Stupid.
No critical thinking.
We don't know anything.
We don't know anything.
We don't even know anything.
Let me stop for a second, my friends.
Let me stop for a second.
You gotta help me out here.
You gotta help me out, because I'm about to lose my mind.
See what they're doing to Rudy Giuliani?
Oh my god, they're gonna break it off in Rudy.
There's gonna be nothing less.
Rudy Giuliani, they're going to grind him into dust.
I don't know what happened to Rudy.
I mean, they are going to grind him into dust.
To dust.
Anybody mention any of the BLM?
Remember that?
Remember the monies that were missing?
Oh yeah, that's right.
Anybody into Antifa?
Nope.
But Rudy Julia?
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It's not too bad, huh?
Makes sense to me.
That guy makes a lot of sense to me.
Look who it is, my friend.
Veritas464 says, Good day, Mr. Nation.
How are you, matey?
Missed your shows for a week or so.
Well, welcome back, dear friend.
Welcome, welcome back.
Welcome.
And I mean that.
I was doing a show today and I happened to look at something.
By the way, I feel very, very...
My heart goes out to Mr. Ike, David Ike.
And I really, I really feel...
I just feel so, so sad for him.
So for his family, his wife, I guess, and his family over the loss of his daughter.
Very sad.
Very sad, David Ike.
His wife...
Carrie passed away.
Just so, so, so sad.
Daughter.
Excuse me, daughter.
Pardon me, pardon me.
Anyway, so as I'm reading, as I'm reading, he has pictures of people who write what is going on in the sky.
And there are geoengineering plumes.
And he writes nothing to worry about.
These are chemtrails.
They are not con-trails.
There have been one hell of a lot of planes fly over this place or on the same day, or on the same time.
Chemtrails containing metals and toxins that float down to Earth to be breathed in by the population are just a conspiracy theory.
Honestly, honest, no, really, Bill Gates said.
I did, on my private channel, I did a piece of this.
And again, my sympathies and my condolences to David Icke.
I mean that.
There's something that is so profoundly just inconceivable of a parent burying their child.
It's very, very sad.
So, my thoughts to you, sir.
But let me give you an example.
And by the way, that's where you can sign up for this.
I went into this, and I have been talking about geoengineering.
As an example, since day one.
And I'm going to give you an example of something.
I put in, in chat GPD, I said, what is, what are, what is geoengineering?
Oh, excuse me, geoengineering and chemtrails.
And he said, where is this?
Just a minute.
Elon Musk.
Huh.
Where is it?
I put it...
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I said, what is geoengineering?
Listen to what ChatGPT said.
Geoengineering refers to deliberate and large-scale intervention in the Earth's natural systems, particularly the atmosphere and oceans.
with the goal of mitigating or counteracting the effects of climate change.
These interventions involve various techniques and technologies designed to manipulate the Earth's climate.
Some common forms of geoengineering include solar radiation management, which is true, which aims to reflect a portion of the sun's energy back into space and carbon dioxide removal.
Which seeks to remove excess carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.
Geoengineering is a controversial and complex field with ongoing debates about its feasibility, potential risks, and ethical considerations.
And this is true.
But this is within the framework.
This is true.
They don't really talk about how stratospheric spraying and the way.
Then I put in contrails.
I said, what are chemtrails?
Listen to what chat GPT writes.
This is alignment.
Listen to what it writes.
Chemtrails is a term used by some individuals to describe the visible trails left by aircraft in the sky.
However, it is important to note that in mainstream atmospheric science, mainstream, the trails left by airplanes are referred to as contrails, short for condensation trails.
Contrails are formed when hot jet exhaust cools rapidly in the cold upper atmosphere, causing water vapor to condense into visible ice crystals.
Contrails typically appear as The term chemtrails is often associated with various conspiracy theories that claim these trails are intentionally filled with chemicals for purposes such as weather modification, mind control, or other clandestine activities.
However, these theories lack scientific evidence and are widely discredited by the scientific community.
Contrails are a natural and well understood.
Now, they just said a useful weather modification.
Well, in geoengineering, if you call it geoengineering, it's completely fine.
If you call it geoengineering, it makes complete and total sense.
Isn't that great?
If you call it geoengineering, it makes complete and total sense.
Isn't that something?
But if you call it chemtrails, it doesn't work.
Now, I have worked with people before.
I have worked with people.
And I want you to listen carefully.
I have worked with people.
And I have tried, especially in the TV business, who are themselves weather people.
Okay?
Weather, meteorologists, and the like.
And I have asked them, why are you not doing something about this?
By the way, our difference is, I really don't like everyone.
Dick Dickerson says, I've tried everything to educate or show the sheep how they are gladly walking into the slaughterhouse, and they don't care, so I stopped.
Oh.
Oh, Dick.
And I mean that.
My thoughts exactly.
I've told people, talked to people who are actually Weathermen, I'm saying, why don't you ever talk about what is being sprayed?
You talk about clouds, you talk about nimbus cumulus this, you talk about Doppler effects, you name it, Gulfstream, but you never talk about something even simpler.
What are they spraying in the atmosphere?
What are you talking about?
I say, it's there!
I've had other people say, I don't know what you're talking about.
And they look at this and they say, I don't know.
These are meteorologists.
And some of them are not meteorologists.
This is why I hate everyone.
They're just stupid.
Do you not care?
Do you not care?
How is it that nobody ever asks the question, does 5G, is that good for us?
Ah, it's harmless.
Do you think you pull out your phone all of a sudden, hey, we got five bars here.
Look at this.
Do you think maybe, do you feel 100% the same people who, by the way, cleared all the vaccine stuff, do you think that maybe we should be looking into this?
Anybody?
No.
I don't want people To get sick.
I don't want to say I told you so much.
Suicide is through the roof.
People are going nuts.
I don't know how to handle this.
I don't know how to put this into words.
And I don't know how anymore to explain to you.
But what is it that you need to know?
Why don't people seem to know or care about anything?
Because they're stupid, and this is why I hate everyone.
And this world that you're going to have to say, it's yours, have at it.
And going back to Israel, whatever, I'm telling you right now, Hamas is going to say, you know what?
I think we should take this to a new level.
They're saying this.
What?
They're saying this.
Talk to anybody from another country.
Talk to Europeans.
Talk to anybody about anything.
So that's why I said, and I did a brand new video, and I hope you watch it, regarding Elon Musk.
Please make sure you go to my channel.
And I said, thank you for this.
By the way, this is a great topic.
Listen to this one.
Patriot oligarch, because he's our oligarch.
Elon Musk, to redefine, reconstruct, and resurrect.
The American education system to counter broke, woke, radical left insanity.
God bless him.
Do you hear what I have to say?
He is still the most exciting person because he threatens everything that I hold dear.
Nobody else is doing this.
Nobody else is paying attention to this.
Bezos is walking around with that thing.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Zuckerberg is saying, I can choke you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mark.
It's incredible.
Look at this.
Veritas says, Life is March weather.
Savage and serene in one hour.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
I also post says, Resin Revolt.
Love your work.
Thank you, my friend.
Thank you.
Incredible.
Incredible.
I don't know how to...
It's just so stupid.
And you know what?
There's no hope for us.
There's no hope.
Because we're getting used to it.
What is considered, and by the way, the true, the goodness, the good part about all this, thank God, is going to be, and I mean this, thank God, it is going to be streaming, it is going to be this particular means of such, it is going to be this.
This, I say, with 100% Absolute accuracy, and I mean this.
This is going to save everyone, because one of these days, somebody's going to catch on to this.
Listen to the...
Listen to some of the...
Listen to what the world is saying about...
Just listen.
Do you want to hear anything at all about what the world is saying about what's happening in Gaza?
No, they don't.
Or would you rather watch Fox News to a man who says, United States of America and the Attorney General?
I mean, just what is going on here?
Millions of dollars.
You're promoting idiots.
I don't understand this.
Because they're stupid.
I see an infantilization of this.
I saw something the other night which was so...
You're going to laugh at this.
We were at a Christmas event the other day.
And I don't remember this as a kid.
Maybe when I was a kid, maybe my...
I don't think my mother did it, but maybe my friend's mother did it.
I don't think so.
But there's this thing now where so many women want to be basically sluts.
They want to walk around like some disco tramp and dance sulturally and be hot.
Now you're going to say, oh, come on.
No, I'm serious.
I see this.
It's like, what happened?
Because of the internet.
People want somehow, for some reason, their goal in life is to be...
Not attractive, not elegant, but slutty, trampy, a bunch of slatterns, a bunch of meertresses and the like.
Dick Dickerson says, Lionel, do you know about the 12,000 year disaster cycle of the earth?
If not, I'd learn pretty quickly.
Gee, I guess it's coming up right now too.
Something tells me.
Nobody knows anything.
Nobody knows.
We're talking about infantilization.
We're talking about people.
I watch YouTube.
I love to hear these stories about these men who were losing them.
World War II veterans.
They were 15, 16 years old.
Iwo Jima.
16 years old.
Dear God!
Sixteen!
Fifteen!
And today there are people, they can't even sign their name!
They need little dogs!
I don't know why this drove me crazy.
Did you see on one particular flight gargantuan?
People.
Gargantuan.
Not fat.
Gargantuan.
Behemoths.
Man mountains.
Just gargantuan.
Are now being given extra seats, whatever, to accompany their...
What?
Now, I don't want people who are fat, but this is not an accoutrement.
This is not an election.
This is a...
And by the way, let me just say something to you right now.
And I want you to listen.
For all of us who have fought with weight in our lives, it's tough.
800 pounds?
Whatever.
No.
We've lost our minds.
Look at the number of people.
Look at the number of people.
I swear to you.
There are these, just spend some time watching people who are arrested.
Have you seen the shootouts on YouTube?
Have you seen this?
Traffic stops, shootouts, and they're killed for no particular reason.
They'll pull a gun on and start shooting.
They don't have any active warrants.
Or if they do, it's like, well, it's not worth getting killed over.
I don't understand this.
Who in their right mind wants to be a cop today?
First of all, add stupid to homicidal and it's all over the place.
What if I told you there are channels after channels after channels of police shootouts during traffic jams?
Traffic bumper stickers.
Veritas says, war was no longer this noble outburst of souls in love with glory that he had imagined.
Stendhal, oh my god, you are waxing.
Can I say, you are just extravasating profundity.
Thank you, Veritas.
Thank you.
War was no longer this noble outburst of souls in love with glory that he had imagined.
Oh!
I live in a city with the dumbest man you can imagine.
Also can't speak English.
Can't speak English.
Can't speak English.
There are people from other countries who speak better English and they don't speak English.
Am I being priggish?
I'm sorry.
If you've lived in this country your whole life and you don't speak English, I don't mean you have an accent.
And people say that...
You don't think it's a big deal?
Not really.
These are the same people who say, I don't see anything big with streaks in the air, do you?
Sparky says, did you ever see the movie Idiocracy?
Oh yes, of course!
And you know what?
That was too mild.
Too mild.
Keep in mind, I cut my teeth as a young man in the prosecutor's office and I would sit there in courtrooms and just look at this, look at this.
And I thought, It was bad then.
It was Victorian Germany then.
It was Goethe and Mozart compared to the people we have now.
Oh my god.
You cannot believe there is a violent person and their idea is to hold up a camera and because they're taking a picture of it, they can do whatever they want.
Let me say this again.
Go on YouTube and watch this.
There was a...
I don't know where it was.
It was some local...
I love these YouTube shows where the health inspector goes to a...
We've received words from the Denny's and such and such.
We've gone to the Denny's at Mill Park Road because they received a very low rating.
They have live rat carcasses and the potato salad and rotting, whatever it is.
So they walk in and...
And the manager of Denny's sees a guy with a news crew.
You think they'd say, alright, cool it.
Turn for my care for my network, my TV station, cool it.
Then, you know, get that motherfucker out of my face!
Get out!
Grabbing the thing, get the motherfucker!
Get the motherfucker!
And they're holding a camera up.
They're holding a camera up.
Like the camera...
I know, this is a mouse.
Like the camera is like, what is this?
Some talisman.
Some shield.
You can't take a picture of me.
Why?
I'm holding up a camera.
I'm filming you.
Okay.
This is the manager of a national chain.
And it's not that they've got all these healthy...
You've got these...
And then...
I guess she hired relatives or something.
Then they all come from the back and they're like, savages!
This is the manager of a Denny's or what they say, Grand Slam.
I mean, you can't believe what...
What planet are you from?
Where did you come?
Do we share DNA?
Are we on the phylogenetic tree?
And there's other people who go, you can't believe.
It's just...
And it's all filmed.
They feel invisible with the camera and they feel they're holding up the camera.
It's the weirdest thing in the world.
How police officers can be police officers, I have no earthly idea.
I hate everyone.
I just, I mean, we are so...
Why?
And God created us in His image.
I hope not.
For God's sake.
For God's sake.
It's unbelievable.
Do you share this?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I talk to teachers in schools.
Oh, dear God.
Let's stop for a second, my friend.
Stop for a second.
Do you know that I was talking to somebody the other day about emergency...
By the way, this is serious because Bill Gates is...
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Oh, you know.
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If I have to explain to you the necessity of having emergency food, and somebody not too long ago said, I've got a fishing pole.
What?
I've got a fishing pole.
I can catch for trout.
And I'm thinking to myself, do you?
Do you have children?
Do you have sharp objects?
Do you drive a car?
You actually said this to me?
You actually said this?
I've got a fishing pole.
I'm talking about food.
This guy couldn't last two days without a drive-thru Wendy.
And I don't understand this.
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Did you hear this story?
This is new.
This is a brand new one.
You're going to love this.
Where is this?
I just...
Oh, no.
Pardon me.
Hamas karaplot foiled.
Mossad says seven arrested planning attack on Europe.
What have I been saying to you?
At least seven terror suspects arrested in Europe were planning to carry out an operation on behalf of Hamas, on behalf of Hamas, according to Israeli intelligence.
Israel's Mossad spy agency said Danish agencies had exposed Hamas infrastructure on European soil, according to a statement from Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's office.
Earlier today, these three people were arrested in Denmark.
Something's rotten in Denmark.
And one in the Netherlands on suspicion of plotting to carry out an act of terror.
Now, I don't know how to tell you this, and maybe you can understand this, and maybe you're listening.
I am telling you.
I am telling you.
Believe me when I tell you this.
It's going to happen.
And it has to happen, because the only way anybody is going to get you to understand, and I'm not going to say this is a false flag, I'm not saying that, but as long as it stays over there, this is Israel's part, Hamas' part, Palestinians' part, nobody cares.
I remember in 2005, was it, I went on a, I was doing a TV show and I begged people, Begged.
Begged them.
I said, listen to what's going on.
There are women who are being raped with bayonets and with rifles, and they're suffering the most...
It was in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, DRC.
I said, there's a half a million, 250,000 women who are so ravaged, mutilated by this.
They're rendered incontinent, and they have to leave their...
Poor.
And because they become incontinent, because of this savagery, because of this brutality, they develop all kinds of problems.
And doctors are going over there to correct fistulas and you name it.
And I said, this has got to stop.
This to me is a no-brainer.
Women, women, women being attacked.
Women.
This is with...
It's horrible.
It was horrible.
It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander in a public place or within range of a telescreen, said Orwell.
Speak.
1984.
Oh yes, Veritas.
Oh yes.
Do you know when I said this, you think, well, people say, well, damn it, that's it.
I could stop that in a moment.
Give me five Apache helicopters.
Where is it?
It's right there.
Okay.
I'll stop it.
Bring in the leaders.
Sit there and talk to them and say, listen, this is off the record.
We're going to blame you for that.
The next time this happens to a woman, we're going to do it to you.
It's not going to be on the record.
I'm not going to do it.
I'll have complete and total plausible deniability, but we have people who will do it to you.
And you're the leader of this.
So I'm telling you right now, the next woman, it's going to happen to you.
Guarantee you!
And we won't be as careful as these people.
You know what I mean?
We're very good at this.
And we'll see.
I'm just telling you.
That's it.
Imagine all of a sudden some Apache helicopter lands in some village that says, anybody want to do this?
Ladies?
Any problem?
Nobody cared.
Nobody lifted a finger.
Nobody lifted a finger.
Nobody cared.
Nothing.
But Ukraine.
What?
Mrs. L. one time tried to give a speech, a lecture, to an organization.
It was a political club.
And they said, this is too kind of icky.
This is too depressing to actually said that.
This is why I hate people.
Hate them.
It's too icky for you?
You don't like this?
Dark Dragunov says globalists and the CCP are enemies of the populace.
Well, you know what's funny?
Let me explain something to you, Dark.
And I thank you for your kindness.
If you were Xi Jinping, would you do the same thing he is?
Now, I don't know.
That's a pretty nasty accusation about the Uyghurs.
You know what Xi says?
He goes, I'm it.
That's nonsense.
We're trying to go after terrorists, Muslims.
Okay, okay.
If you were Xi Jinping, would you spy on the US?
Would you steal our stuff?
Yes or no?
Simple question.
If you were China, and in 1949 you were eating dirt, And now you are a serious world power.
Forming coalitions between you know, now it's what?
Bricks 11?
And you could steal American technology, would you?
I would.
I'd steal everybody's technology.
I'd do everything they're doing.
Everything.
Everything.
Do you understand that?
Does it?
Does it?
You make it sound like, and you know what they did?
They steal, they...
We go and we subvert elections and start wars.
They steal software.
Who do you think, who, do you know what we've done?
Am I missing the point?
Am I missing the point?
What about the spy balloon?
That was a beautiful thing.
Farkrin Hargihardt, 4, said, what about the spy balloon?
Whatever happened with that?
Nothing.
Would you send a spy balloon over?
You're damn right I would.
Sure I would.
Of course I would.
I'd spend it.
I'd send a spy balloon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yep.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
You got a problem with that?
I don't have a problem with that.
What's the big deal?
I would be doing it in a heartbeat.
I'd steal everything.
If I ran a country, I would have the biggest intel.
I'd make the Mossad look like AAA.
I would have the biggest...
I would...
And you know what?
If I ran a country too, especially something as big as China, I would make sure...
I don't want these folks getting...
If they rise up, we're dead.
I'd scare the hell.
I wouldn't be a benevolent dictator.
I think I'd be pretty bad.
I'm serious.
Because I want to stay in power.
And you're not going to stay in power giving a bunch of people freedom.
Sorry.
Let me ask you something.
Are we free in this country?
Yes or no?
Who's free?
Who believe we're free?
Do you believe this bullshit about how we're free?
Pardon my French, but that's exactly what it is.
Oh, we're free.
We can't say anything.
Elon Musk actually said to Alex Jones, Hey, would you like to tweet?
You son of a bitch!
Don't let him talk!
What?
Don't let him talk.
Why can't he talk?
Because he's Alex Jones.
Shut up.
What is the matter with us?
What is the matter with us?
I hate everybody.
I love you, but I hate these people.
I've got this Greta Thunberg.
How dare you?
Shut up.
I say, Greta, look at that.
What is that?
I don't know what that is.
They're spraying, numbnuts.
They're spraying.
They're spraying some type of aerosolized nanoparticula.
Some people say it's strontium and barium.
I don't know what it is.
Don't you care, you sellout, you shill?
Don't you care about this?
How dare you?
I could be in school.
You took my dreams.
Oh, shut up.
Just shut up.
What?
Can you believe they unleashed that thing on us?
Whatever.
I don't know what the hell.
What was that about?
And she shows them that people actually listened to her.
They listened to her.
Imagine meeting somebody from, you know that song Frozen Man, James Taylor?
Let's say they unthawed somebody.
Let's say, let me, let me, can you explain?
Yeah, well, you know, in our country, see that guy there?
That's a man.
Oh, that's not a man.
That's a woman.
What?
That's a man.
No, it's a woman.
And that woman is competing against little girls on a track team.
And he's winning.
No.
Yes.
And you actually have people who look at you in the face and say, well, that's, he's transgender.
He's what?
He's transgender.
He's transgender.
What the hell are you talking about?
He's transgender.
What does that mean?
He's a man.
No, he's not.
We've lost our minds.
We've lost our minds.
I hate everyone.
I have to actually...
There are people who advocate this.
Dark Dragunov says we must not fall for the Thucydides trap.
Oh, I agree with you.
Let's do a little...
I'm going to do a little chat GP.
I'm going to put a thing in here.
Thucydides.
Anybody do chat GPT?
It's fantastic!
It's fantastic!
Write me a thank you note about this, if that's your thing.
Hang on a minute.
Here we go.
Ancient Greek historian who authored history of the Peloponnesian War and account of the conflict.
Okay, that's not what we want.
Thucydides.
Let's do quotes.
Don't you love great quotes?
Thucydides, the secret to happiness is freedom.
Oh, no, sir.
The strong do what they have to do, and the weak accept what they have to accept.
This man's onto something.
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it.
History is philosophy, teaching by example.
Ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved.
We should remember that one man is much the same as another, and that he is best who is trained in the severest school.
Oh!
And who said this?
How dare you?
That's my favorite.
Sparky says, America gave their high-tech and heavier industry to China and continues to do so.
The whole China is evil thing is bogus.
U.S. borrows money from them.
Absolutely.
That's why I hate everyone.
That's why I hate everyone.
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't even know what to say anymore.
So what's the answer?
What's the answer for all this?
I don't know.
What's the answer?
What's the real answer?
Veritas says, I do obtain the position, or the opinion rather, that dystopia is now.
Never have I been so dumbstruck by external stimulus as I have with these insanities.
I have compelled to accept as truth.
Transgenderism, dear me.
Absolutely veritas.
Dystopia versus not euphonia, which is dysphony, euphony, dystopic Orwellian.
But yet, most people, dear friend, are happy.
Most people will tell you, you know what?
I'm doing okay.
Deep down inside, I really don't know.
I really don't.
I don't really understand everything about it.
I mean, that's what most people say.
Why bother?
Here we are, we're yelling and screaming, we're talking about, we're demanding all of this justice.
Nobody cares about this.
Nobody cares about this in the least.
Isn't that something?
Doesn't that absolutely blow you?
It blows my mind.
It blows my mind.
I can't even, I can't, I can't put things into perspective.
And here's the thing that I can't understand more than anything else.
How many people just don't care?
Do you realize if just 10% of the people care just A little bit about something.
If just 10% of the people cared just a little bit, just a little bit, can you imagine how wonderful things would be?
If just 10% cared just a little more, can you even imagine how great it would be?
Can you put into perspective, can you in any way just imagine?
Just 10% caring, a little more.
That's all.
And my friends, I turn to you and I say to you that I feel your pain and I'm sorry for this dysphonic lunacy.
But my friends, apparently I've got something even worse to tell you is that there's nothing really that anybody can do about this.
Because nobody seems to care.
But here's the thing.
We're not going to stop.
We're not going to give up.
Veritas says, I'm reminded again and again of the Beatles song, Fooled on the Hill.
Is that fool me?
Day after day, alone on a hill, the man with the foolish grin is standing perfectly still.
I do like, that's my Bert Lahr meets Ethel Merman.
And nobody seems to know him!
What kind of fool am I?
Remember the first time you heard Tony Newley?
Remember him, Anthony Newley?
Married to Joan Collins.
And Anthony Newley would come out and he goes, What kind of fool am I?
What the hell?
Listen to...
Either Anthony Newley singing, who can take a rainbow?
It was the worst.
I was like, why is this?
Remember Carol Channing?
Excuse me, cut.
What is this?
A joke?
Who are these people?
What are you doing?
I went to this Christmas party the other night.
And they got this guy who was playing the piano.
Dear God.
Stephen Lynch says, we shall never surrender.
Oh, baby.
You are so correct.
And he's playing this stuff.
And this is a Christmas party.
And they have this guy who's playing the piano.
Very nice.
A little cold-ported background.
People are talking.
It's a big cavernous room.
And he's getting up.
Rocket man!
Burning out the fuse out here!
This is a Christmas party.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Da-do-do-do!
Da-da-da-da!
It's all I want to say to you!
Hey!
Why?
I think I'm turning Japanese!
I really think so!
Doing my wild thing!
Doing the troggs!
It was the worst!
Shite I've ever heard.
It's like, who's, what are you doing?
And you're going to love this one.
They have this thing where we're at this table and they're playing this game.
Well, if you're, you know, the, well, what's that?
How many days of Christmas?
12 days of Christmas?
Okay.
You ever heard the crap they give?
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree.
What?
Wait a minute.
Did you get the tree and the partridge?
Did they just take the partridge and put it in the tree?
Hey, I gave you a parrot.
Yeah, it's in the tree.
Not in the cage?
No, he's over there in the tree.
What kind of gift is this?
Two turtle doves?
Wait a minute.
What's with this bird theme here?
I want a gift.
What are you doing?
Eleven maids are milking.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean by that?
Is that some slang for something?
Milking what?
Is that an expression?
How about some cash?
So anyway, so if you're at table one, you would say, on my first day of Christmas.
So table one says, a partry and a birdry.
On the second day of Christmas.
Okay, then that's table two.
Now, after you go through the tables, there's, what, 12?
So there's more than 10 tables.
So anyway, to make a long story short, anyway, this thing went on, and I'm thinking, Jesus, make it stop.
On the 11th day of...
After Elton John, I'm listening to this and say, whose idea of fun is this?
Did you ever sit around with your family singing this crap?
It's the most depressing stuff I've ever heard.
And the little drummer boy?
Is that what a drum sounds like to you?
No, that sounds like a tuba or something.
I hate that stuff.
Veritas says, Once I was squished into a sweaty audience in the 70s to hear a drunken Joe Cocker sing with a little help from my friends like he had mercury poisoning.
That was a great line.
You know what that is?
That's Joe Cocker meets Anthony Newley.
The first time you saw Joe Cocker, you'd say, what the hell is this?
Feeling alright!
He always looked like he was in just incredible dyspepsia.
The first time you heard Bjork, did you think to yourself, what the hell is going on here?
Is this a joke?
Is this a joke?
There are some people I just never, I never got any of that, never got any of that.
Bill Murray, who did the kind of that lounge act stuff, when I hear this, I start, I laugh.
We had a woman the other day who got up and said, come on, come on, Dottie, come on, sing it.
America the Beautiful.
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies.
You gotta do the vibrato.
Come on.
Greta Thunberg, everybody.
Oh, beautiful for the spacious skies.
How dare you?
She kind of worked the how dare you into Maids of Milking.
But this woman gets up.
Come on, Dottie!
I thought maybe she was a, you know, a chanteuse from the 30s or whatever.
She played with Dick Hames, you know, in the old days.
Anyway, so she gets up there.
So the piano player says, you go along and I'll find the key.
Okay?
You go ahead.
You sing it and I'll find the key.
Okay?
Okay.
So she's going to America the Beautiful.
It starts off like this.
Oh, beautiful.
He's trying to find a note.
It's like on the...
On the musical spectrum, what is that?
That's a muffled...
What is it?
A beautiful, spacious guy.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
What was that?
Gee!
I don't think I ever found that cave.
And I'm thinking to myself, why am I doing this?
I'm in a room where they're too loud, and they're all talking at the same time, which puts me into a complete...
I think I'm on some kind of a weird...
I'm on a super spectrum.
I'm on a spectrum...
That even the spectrum people aren't on.
When I hear a lot of noises next to me, people talking, I go crazy.
And then singing bad stuff, and I get very...
I want to stand up and grab the mic and say, do you all see what's going on here?
Are you enjoying yourself?
Are you just pretending?
Is this what this country has come to?
Where we're pretending that we're having a good time?
Nobody likes this.
Nobody...
The best Christmas party I've ever been to.
Dick Dickerson says, if you're familiar with SCTV, Bob and Doug McKenzie have the great Christmas.
Oh.
SCTV.
SCTV.
Five neat guys.
Guy Caballero, Sammy Maudlin.
SCTV changed my life.
But anyway, the best.
The best.
You know what it is, right, honey?
Best Christmas party where you thought, I've never seen anything like it.
At the Scientology headquarters in D.C. Everybody was there.
They had carolers in period costumes walking around, and I mean carolers, who were great.
Did you see this too last night while we walked in the door?
Oh, God!
There was like a toy.
There was like a kid's organ.
It was a little toy organ.
It's like a little toy key.
It was a toy key.
It was like, this is surreal.
This is absolutely...
But anyway, the Scientologists, they had a chocolate fountain, like liquid...
Chocolate.
I've never seen that.
Food you can't believe.
First class like you can't believe.
And it wasn't just everybody was there.
That was a Christmas party.
So we've got a couple more to go.
And also it takes...
Oh, can I tell you a true story?
After we're done.
Mrs. Dell says, we're going to go to this floor of this building, whatever, and we're going to dance.
Okay.
If you ever see me dancing, it means one of two things.
I've just had a stroke, or somebody slipped me some kind of an intoxicant.
However, all these women are doing all this stuff, and they're all sitting around saying, oh, am I sexy or what?
No, you're not sexy.
Hey, oh, I love this song.
Woo!
Oh, oh, really?
Oh, you like the Bee Gees?
Oh, okay.
I'm glad you filled me in on that.
This is your song, right?
So I swear to God, I'm behind Mrs. L, and we did the filthiest lombada.
We were doing twerking, grinding.
I did this thing, this Bruno San Martino move.
Bruno San Martino one time was walking back to the dressing room, and some guy yelled at him.
Got in his face.
So Bruno took like his hand, made like a cup, put it between his legs where all this sweat was dripping.
Got a nice handful of sweat and did like that.
So I was doing like this.
I'm grabbing.
She sticks her knee out.
I'm like clawing it.
It was the...
I swear to God, it was so...
She's twerking like, I mean, seriously, this would get us arrested.
And all these badasses were looking at me like, who is this?
Because I was very sedate.
After about five minutes, okay, that'll do it.
I said, that's how to dance.
And so, I swear to God, they looked at us like, you are, this is disgusting.
If I can't do it, forget dirty dancing.
This was lombata meets twerking meets dry humping.
I mean, it was really, it was good.
I figured it out.
Anybody else?
Anybody else want to dance?
I didn't think so.
Okay.
Just want to let you know, I can dance.
Like Leo Sayers said, I can dance.
Okay?
All right, my friends.
Listen, Dick Dickerson.
Thank you, Dick.
Chipper here, three-speed dick.
Veritas464, thank you.
Steven Lynch, thank you, my brother.
Sparky, you know him, you love him.
Dark Dragunov, love you as well.
And that's it.
Excellent, thank you.
Immense love.
Thank you for your kindness.
Thank you.
Be very sweet.
Very good.
Good, good, good people.
All right, dear friends.
We will see you this, no, tomorrow morning at 8 a.m. per usual.
Thank you so much for everything.
Kartofel, Karnofel Jr. with an umlaut.
Thank you so much.
Smiling Slug, Olga, thank you.
Tony from New Zealand.
You all are beautiful because you are so beautiful to me.
Can't you see?
You are so beautiful to me.
Alright, we'll see you tomorrow at 8am.
And just thanks for everything.
Have a great and glorious night.
See you tomorrow.
I love you.
Thanks for sharing.
Wasn't this fun?
Didn't you have fun?
Of course you did.
Nobody else can do this.
Trust me.
Have a great day.
See you tomorrow.
Don't forget the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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