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Dec. 10, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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The Celebrated and Manufactured Destruction of Free Speech and Expression
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Sometimes it's very difficult to explain to people something that has happened that they're happy about, and then you want to tell them, but you know what?
You really shouldn't be happy about this.
You really shouldn't be happy about this because you're missing the point about something.
What am I talking about?
As you know, the McGill or whatever her name is, the UPenn president was canned, was beaten.
I'm not beaten, not beaten.
They're thrown out, they're removed, she resigned, basically kicked out.
I think the board as well, they went nuts, okay?
And because of a big donor and others, okay, here's the best part.
Free speech lost.
We all lost.
That's not a good thing.
Now try explaining that to a lot of people who say, wait a minute, what?
That's not a good thing.
Now, the reason why we're happy is that we hate these people.
I cannot stand this phony baloney, fake, fictive, fictional Ivy League, these arseholes, these cloacas walking around.
They make me sick.
They think they're better than you are.
The Ivy League of then?
No.
The Harvard of B.F. Skinner and the Yale of William F. Buckley, where people wore suits.
I mean, granted, it was very male-oriented, but you had real smart people there.
Yeah, you had legacies, but it meant something.
It meant something.
It meant something to go there, to be there.
Today, it doesn't mean anything.
Today it's a bunch of nothing.
It's a bunch of idiots.
And what's happening, the best part, the best part about this, is the schools that are going to actually win where I would want to send a kid is like Chicago or even something like a Hillsdale or whatever those other smaller, more, you heard me, more conservative type schools.
University of Chicago.
But aside from that...
This is a bad day.
This is a bad day for free speech because what those presidents said was absolutely correct.
They were absolutely correct.
They were stupid the way they said to it because what they should have done, they should have gone before Congress and lied their asses off and said, I'm going to tell you whatever you want to hear because that's what you do.
You lie in Congress.
Everybody else lies.
I'm going to lie too.
And I'm going to tell you, of course we think it's of course it's genocide.
Of course.
No!
You should be able to say anything you want.
Free speech died.
But because we're so happy, me included, because I'm a hypocrite bastard like the rest of you people, and it's schadenfreude, baby.
I'm loving the fact that these people were shit-canned, pardon my French, and I think it's terrific.
But the bottom line is simply this.
Free speech died.
Free speech is dead.
We are killing it.
We are killing it.
Now we're doing the same thing that the snowflakes did.
I feel unsafe.
Anybody threaten you?
Well, not directly, but you know, with all this stuff going on, that's what the snowflakes said.
That's what they said.
Now we're doing it.
Everybody's doing it.
Free speech is dead.
Free speech is dead.
We're killing it.
It's done.
It's through.
It's finished.
Dear God, I don't even know how to explain this anymore.
I don't even know how to tell people this anymore.
They don't get it.
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It's very difficult to explain to folks, especially now I should say, that these are not good times for free speechers.
And the reason is very, very simple.
The reason is very, very simple.
The reason makes a lot of sense.
Let me see if I can explain it to you.
Everything that we laughed at these folks about everything, everything there was, all of the problems, everything.
These folks, there were two words.
Maybe you can help me with it.
One was trigger warnings.
Trigger warnings was one, and there was something else.
There was something where you didn't like the...
You didn't like the subject matter.
For example, people didn't like to hear how do I say this?
They didn't like to hear things about the Holocaust or the Civil War.
Well, now Elise Stefanik, she smells blood and she's got UPenn's president's scalp on the wall.
And she doesn't understand this.
But she just killed free speech.
Ivy League boss quits after struggling to condemn calls for genocide.
I don't even explain.
I don't even explain.
No, no.
Nobody's advocating genocide for the love of God.
That's not the point.
That's not the point.
The point is that if somebody wants to stand up there, if somebody wants to stand up and say anything, Anything.
Not on behalf of the school.
Not on behalf of the student body.
But once to say anything, that's the way it goes.
Period.
Tough titty.
Period.
End of discussion.
Say it.
Read.
It's terrible speech.
What are you going to do?
You just said, okay.
So now we have the Congress, and by the way, it's not Congress, but kind of, sort of is.
And by the way, I think this is despicable.
But that's not the point.
It's not what I think.
I don't understand.
When somebody says that Israel, Palestine, Should be wiped off of the face of the earth.
Palestine!
Hamas!
Al-Qaeda!
Whatever!
What's wrong with that?
It's the subject matter.
Well, you can say it about Hamas, but you can't say it about Israel.
But you can say it about Palestine, but you can say it about Al-Qaeda.
You can say it about ISIL, Daesh, all that other kind of crap.
And you know what?
We're so damn stupid in this country, we don't even understand what's going on, because we're applauding it, because we hate these people.
Now, I hate these people too, but I'm smart enough and mad enough to realize I don't want to throw away free speech.
We didn't win with this!
I'm telling you!
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you grasp?
Do you grasp what I'm saying?
No.
Of course not.
Of course not!
Because...
Nobody cares about this.
We just like to crush people.
And Congress is the biggest waste of time.
They cared more about these goddamn stupid presidents than they did money wasting going to Ukraine.
Or money that we're pouring.
We are directly, we're involved.
And you may, listen, if you think Israel or the plot is terrific, fantastic.
But let me tell you something, Hamas is going to say, we're going to go after you next.
You're supplying these people?
Okay.
So get ready.
Get ready.
Good, bad, or indifferent, I'm telling you, get ready.
Get ready.
And then when somebody, when some Houthi group gets intercepted, you have no idea where we're going.
Because we're so goddamn stupid when it comes to wars.
We don't understand this.
And the people who are making, the people who love this are people in the military-industrial complex.
They love this stuff.
We got problems here in River City.
Israel, God love you.
God love you.
Ukraine, whoever it is, we'll get to you in a moment.
We'll get to you.
We're busy here.
We don't even have our own military.
Our own military is falling apart.
Our own.
If somebody decides to come after us, we're sunk.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
We're sunk.
Microaggressions.
Ed Weard Mitchell.
Thank you, Ed Weard.
Microaggressions.
That's the one.
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm depressed!
Shut up!
We have just lost all sense of whatever.
And the best part of us is that we're so stupid, we don't understand, that we lost right now.
We lost.
You understand it?
We're so damn stupid, we don't understand the fact that...
Charging Hunter with tax evasion doesn't mean anything!
They're laughing their ass off!
No, it's not the fact that he didn't pay taxes on the money.
It's like, where did he get the money from?
That's what it's about!
That's it!
You know today, and this miserable...
What was it, Channel 4?
Channel 4, the NBC affiliate in New York.
They're so worthless.
Worthless!
It's like Romper Room.
But without the depth.
All they talked about today was the weather and SantaCon.
SantaCon's a bunch of Santa Claus people who get drunk and walk around the streets of New York.
That's all they want because they are bought and sold.
And they're done.
They're finished.
They're through.
They're done.
They're done.
We are so...
In need.
So in need of information.
It's not even funny.
And more importantly, we're in need and desperate need of a group of people who understands it.
If you believe in prayer, I cannot wait to see Alex Jones back on X. I cannot wait.
It was great to see Owen Schroyer.
Great.
God bless you.
Here is a guy who is released from prison!
He went to a prison facility for what?
What?
What exactly?
What was that about?
Does anybody understand this?
No!
Nobody understands what the hell's going on.
Owen Schroyer, God bless him, he's finally a young man and he's going to be bigger and better than ever and basically he went to prison for what exactly?
Well, because he reported on this!
Nobody from BLM, nobody from...
Antifa just got off the hook on those awful people who wanted to incinerate a cop.
Remember that they wanted to throw Molotov cocktails inside a police car?
This is horrible.
I hate this government.
I hate this government.
And I'm fighting desperately, not only to go against these folks, but to wake this country up.
So let's bring Alex Jones back.
But Alex, do me a favor.
Tone it down.
Lose about 100 pounds.
Take your blood pressure medication and stop this Elmer Grant Gantry screaming and yelling in 70, 76 and look like a goddamn fool.
And you're ruining it for us.
And you're ruining it for us!
I don't understand this.
And the best part about this too, did you hear the story?
They have this stupid, I can't believe people don't believe in this.
Somebody put this thing up.
Roseanne Barr signs a deal with Fox News for a billion dollars.
Not after she was on Tucker!
You could kiss that one away, Rosie!
She was on her pocket.
Forget it!
Either way.
See, then they're just talking to each other.
See, this is the worst thing.
You're losing me.
You're losing me.
This is a call out to Roseanne.
Roseanne is one of the smartest people ever.
Roseanne is one of the smartest people.
You have no idea.
You should spend time with her.
When there's nobody talking, and there's not all this fake whatever this stuff is, she is one of the smartest, one of the best.
She is so important.
One of the premier women, leading women of television history.
Carol Burnett, Mrs. Goldberg, Lucy, Mary Tyler Moore, and Roseanne.
If you don't know how big she is, and then they double-crossed her and they screwed her.
And I wish you would do us a favor.
Please.
Also, you and Alex, tighten up the message.
Tighten up the message.
Be less funny.
Be more Roseanne.
Don't try to shock people.
Just tell people.
Listen to what she's saying.
When she actually ran for president, she's smart.
This is what I don't understand.
What the hell's going on here?
I wish you could know her like we know her.
I wish you could hear her.
You won't believe what you're hearing.
You're saying, who's this?
That's Roseanne.
Where has she been?
I don't know.
She was busy being Roseanne.
She's smart.
Alex Jones is brilliant.
Brilliant.
But he, of course, got sucked up in this thing, the vortex.
They went after him before that school shooting.
And let me also say something to you right now.
All right?
Even though you can think it's despicable.
If you don't want to believe that a shooting took place, go ahead.
Believe it all you want.
Just don't go after family members.
Don't assault them.
Don't incite lunatics to go to their house and say, you know, that's a different story.
That's a different story.
Incitement is a different story.
But if you, I heard somebody today, I swear to God.
I heard one of the...
You know how many of these YouTube things are on the fact that there was no landing on the moon, okay?
I forget what it was.
I saw one.
I heard one today.
Will blow your mind.
I defy anyone.
Van Jones.
Watch this.
Pick it apart.
Neil deGrasse Dyson.
Please, I wish somebody would pick it apart.
Find out.
Talk about the Van Allen Bell.
Talk about, I want, my dream is to have people who sit side by side.
Don't have Fauci here and there's somebody else.
Have them side by side.
Have your Dr. Shiva or McCluskey or whatever her name is.
Have them side by side in the same room at the moment.
I wanted to do this with 9-11.
Nobody knows anything about 9-11.
Nothing.
Nothing.
This is 22 years ago.
Nobody knows anything about it.
And when you do, your jaw will drop.
You won't be able to sleep at night.
That's because we need people here next to each other at the same time.
And I want you to realize you've been lied to from day one.
And while the world is turning to...
Elise Stefanik is going after some college because she's getting kudos.
Oh, she's got her name out there.
Because we're all talking about Elise Stefanik.
Oh, you showed her!
Boy, you told that McGill lady.
You tore it all up, didn't you?
Boy, you were great.
Boy, you tore her a new one.
Yeah, buddy.
Oh, come on.
Boy, you feel good now?
Good.
Ackman, you feel good?
Everybody happy?
Okay.
Free speech is shot.
That's it.
And free speech protects the most despicable of discussions there is.
It's not supposed to be for nice stuff.
The anarchist cookbook was considered to be okay.
Remember Paladin Press?
Remember all this stuff?
Mein Kampf is in the public library, but some stupid Harvard law student can't.
I don't give a damn what you say.
Mein Kampf!
You can get it on Amazon!
The architecture, the blueprint for genocide.
Now that's genocide.
Well, but that's different.
Why?
Some 21-year-old wearing a headdress you can't even pronounce?
That's supposed to mean something?
That's what you're worried about?
Oh my God.
For the love of God.
You people.
Oh God, I love you.
Now listen carefully.
Pay attention to this.
I told you about this.
Bill Gates is going to buy up everything.
I don't know how many...
Have you studied this?
Do you know what they're doing?
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What about just, by the way, we're expecting, what tomorrow?
79 mile an hour winds.
You ever heard 79 mile an hour winds when you're in a big building?
Woo, that sounds good at night.
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How many times?
Where's Gonzalo Lera?
He's an American citizen who's been tortured in a Ukrainian prison since July for the crime of criticizing the Zelensky-Biden officials and apparently of criticizing Zelensky and Biden officials approve of this because they'd like to apply the same standard here.
The media agree.
Here's a statement from Gonzalo's father, and he's talking about this.
So thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Tucker, good.
Do this.
Focus.
I like this.
You can do it too.
I like what you're doing.
I hope you and Elon and everybody work together and blow this place up.
That's a figurative word.
That is a figurative word.
I'm not talking about blowing anything up.
I want everything.
I want...
Everybody to talk about everything.
I want you to talk about COVID and Wuhan and 9-11 and JFK and Gonzalo Lira and everything and the Vatican and pederasts and catamites and every conceivable form, this conspiracy with cartels.
I want everything blown up.
I want them to be overwhelmed.
I want these people to be so, they won't know what hit them.
They won't be able to answer this.
And Jeanine, Corinne Jean-Pierre will run from the room screaming, change your wig and leave town.
Don't you love wigs?
Do they think we don't know it's a wig?
But that's for another story.
I like people who are toupees.
Excuse me, do you think that I think that that's real?
No.
Now why'd you put that on your head?
What?
You must think I think that's real.
You must think I think that that hair, that synthetic coconut hair, that that's real?
You're insulting me.
Do you think I think...
Oprah, do you think I think that's your hair?
I mean, let's face it, at least Whoopi takes yarn and a mop.
I mean, you realize, okay, that's not really hair.
But I know people who walk around, friends of mine, with toupees, and I'm like, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
I saw a woman the other day.
It looks like she went six rounds with Sonny Liston.
Her lips are so blown up.
It's like, did they talk you into this?
What is, everything's, everybody is, and if I see one more, I don't know about you, but in New York, every kid, I'd say, Under 20 is walking around in pajamas with Uggs, and you know those Uggs smell.
Can you imagine walking around in Uggs, that furry stuff with sweaty feet all day long?
Dear God, you could hold up a 7-Eleven by threatening to stick that Ugg in their face.
Give me the money, or you're going to snort this.
Here, take the money.
I've been wearing these all days.
No support.
You ever walk behind somebody, look at their pronation?
Do you ever see this?
Do you ever see people walk, how their feet turn in?
And they're walking around with these stupid fur jungle boots or whatever.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Barefoot?
Oh, dear God.
Epicrine, baby.
We're talking funk.
We're talking like Newark after a rain.
Whoa!
Wow!
Just imagine that.
Sometimes the body is wonderful.
It can just...
Pour out funk like you've never seen before.
It's just...
Oh my God.
You ever been sick for a couple of days or maybe a week where you can't?
You really...
I do not remember.
At one time, I think I had...
It must have been like a form of pneumonia or something.
I don't know.
But it was really bad.
And I just...
I couldn't move.
It was days and days.
And then you go through fever and your fever breaks.
And you will put on a patina of some of the rankest funk.
You say, is this me?
And in a weird way, you're amazed.
It's like, wow, I never knew I could smell this bad.
Okay?
You know what I mean?
So anyway, that's where we are.
And how I got to Uggs, I have no idea.
Because my mind works like that.
My mind works like that.
So back to our friend Tucker.
Good for you.
I want to see.
I want to see.
Roseanne, hit us with their brilliance.
Bring back Alex Jones.
Go back and speak normally.
They want to find you crazy.
Speak and spread the word.
Spread the word.
And I'm telling you, there's some stuff that he's got.
Have you seen his hidden videos or band videos?
Everybody's called, Dear God!
These are some of the best ever.
A look at this, our good friends at PBS say, Funny for Lionel is brought to you by the Hillbilly Creek Foundation and the Liz Solak and Robert Feldman Foundation and from viewers like you.
Thank you.
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God love you.
John McGuire couldn't get higher and says, The decline of quality shoe leather is directly related to the decline of society.
Well, you know, it's funny you say that.
You know, I don't know about you, but I am not a shoe person.
I've got, you know.
But I just don't.
I don't know about you, but I will do everything in my power.
It's like, can you put soles on these?
Can I save these?
Can I save these?
Yeah.
What about a thing?
Can we put a rubber thing on there?
I love these shoes.
Do I?
To me, getting rid of shoes is like, this is the most horrible thing that I want to say.
Goodbye, old friend.
I'm sorry.
One of the most disgusting things I've ever seen that is so vile, there should be a smoking section of hell for this.
Women who have shoe closets and show you.
You want to have a shoe closet?
I don't care.
You want to have an ammo car?
You want to have a vault for your automatic weapons?
I don't care.
But you're bragging.
There's this woman I know, and she says, oh, I'm going to go and I'm going to do podcasting.
First of all, she's got a shoe closet.
This is the most stupid thing.
First of all, who can relate to this?
Most women do not have shoe closet.
They've got shoes, but this is like, oh, look at this.
There's lighting.
This is the most disgusting.
This is like, this is bourgeois.
This is the bougies.
This is horrible.
You've got shoes, closets.
There are people who are, you're trying to, some single mom is trying to worry about, you know, feeding kids and worried about whatever.
And you've got shoes with your Louboutins over here.
These are pigs.
These are classless pigs.
Sows.
People who don't deserve.
This is their thing.
Because they don't know how to be classy.
They don't know how to think.
But they want to say, but I've got shoes.
I'll show you my shoes and I'll do my podcasting from my closet!
Oh, I just happened to be here.
Did you see my shoes?
You know what's even worse than that?
People who have like Air Jordans in the shoe closet go, oh my god.
This is weird.
I just have to share that with you.
I have to share that with you.
Yesterday we saw somebody at a there's a nail place.
Every five feet in New York there's a nail place.
Mrs. Dell has her place.
I go to this place.
I like them.
It's like in the 50s or something.
I just feel sorry for them.
It's a nice Korean lady and I don't know what the hell she's saying.
Hiya!
She like yells.
I don't know what she's saying.
I have no I have no idea what she's saying.
And she has these Mexicans or South Americans and she's talking to them and I'm thinking, what are they saying to each other?
But anyway.
So in Mrs. L's place, there's a woman sitting next to her with this big Canada goose thing and a rock.
I'm thinking, they're going to cut your fingers off.
What is going on here?
Why are you walking around this in New York?
Look around you.
What are you, nuts?
People are crazy.
They're nuts.
Now, another thing too, speaking of food.
This evening we went to Whole Foods.
Oh my God.
That is, if you're claustrophobic, dear God, dear God, that is just...
Wow!
Have you ever seen the, maybe not, the Whole Foods that used to be Time Warner Center?
The self-service?
Number nine!
Threes open!
Threes open!
And they do this, and you're going there and you put your palm print and move it along.
I would love to see their grocery seats every single day.
And as I'm walking around looking at all these people, I'm thinking to myself, they don't know anything about Ukraine?
Israel?
They have no idea!
They're buying stuff like you can't...
And by the way, Mrs. L always says, look at the cash register and look at the bags.
Oh, I want to tell you something.
I was thinking about something and I thought, how do I even say this?
How do I say this?
Let me see if I can say this in a nice way.
Let me see if I can say this.
We went to a store.
I'm not going to mention the store.
Because one of our favorite people works here.
And it's kind of a, well, whatever it is.
Whatever.
I don't want to give it away.
Anyway, they've got a guy who is the, I guess the manager.
And if ever you said, alright, I want you to play somebody who is a gay man.
Give me every affectation, every stereotype, everything, throw it at me.
Give me the gayest, not in a bad way, but the gay, no need for gaydar.
This guy would be it.
Big guy, could take anybody out.
The best, what am I trying to say?
The best customer service, attitude, energy.
Great, funny, and could only be done if he's gay.
Now, how do I say that to somebody?
Somebody would take offense at that.
I'm saying, I like it.
You can't bring that up.
Wait a minute.
Why can't I say this?
I was thinking about this.
If I put an ad in the paper, and by the way, you know how it is.
This guy works great with women.
And it's kind of like a women-centric place.
And he works great.
And women love...
You know how it is.
Ladies, do you have a gay friend?
You have a gay...
Seriously.
Don't you...
Women who can sit with a gay man, friends, and you...
It's another level.
It's wonderful.
They get each other.
They're not predatory.
It's like...
And the more you talk about it, the more people get upset.
But you're saying, but I'm speaking of this in a laudatory way.
This is something that I've seen before.
This is great.
And I was just thinking about this.
We're so screwed up with all this LBG2.
So if I put an ad in the paper, it's wanted.
Gay man.
We're talking Charles Nelson Reilly.
Over the top.
Affectation.
Friendly.
Funny.
Can you do that?
Could you do?
What if I said, no, no, you don't understand this.
I want a gay man.
No, you can't have that.
Why?
I want him.
I want for this job.
I was just thinking, we can't...
If I had to think, if I was looking for employees, wanted, counterwoman, nobody under the age of 30 must make eye contact, must be on no-service dogs, don't bring your parents to work out your service hours.
I don't want to hear about this.
Nobody on psych meds, CBD, oils, vaping, nothing.
If you cannot sign your name, if you do not have a signature, get out.
I don't want you.
How could I do that?
How could I do that?
Couldn't do that.
That's exactly what I was saying.
I don't want you.
I don't want you.
I don't want any of you.
You got that?
We are so screwed up in this country.
The stuff that we like, we can't say.
The stuff that we don't like, we can't say.
And everybody's going crazy about this stupid McGill lady.
I'm the only one saying this is not good.
John McGuire couldn't get hired, ladies and gentlemen, says you can ask for gay men based on being clever with previous experience description requirements.
You know, maybe.
I don't understand.
If you had a store, if you had a store that was hip-hop, let's say you were, you had, I don't know, hip-hop clothes.
I don't know the name of it.
Did he have a motor?
And I said, I want to get the hippest, youngest, my demographic is black, male, let's say between...
18 to 25. So I only want black males or black hip people who are going to be selling this stuff.
That's what I want.
Black, hip, urban.
I'm going to look at you.
Let me hear you speak.
Good.
I like that.
I like this.
This is what I want.
That's stereotypical.
Excuse me.
This is what I want.
This is what I'm looking for.
You can't say that.
Why can't I say that?
I don't understand this.
I don't understand.
I'm trying to get people jobs.
I don't understand this.
I don't know how things...
I was just thinking tonight, just with all these people and everything, I was just looking around, I'm thinking, look at all...
If you like to people watch, I love...
I mean, you would go nuts in New York City.
You can't...
Not only do you hear, you hear everything, you see everything, you're...
You have more people around you at any given moment.
I'll tell you what, if you were claustrophobic, this Whole Foods tonight, you would have gone nuts.
I mean, you would have gone full tilt, loony.
Oh, by the way, good news.
We got our Ed up.
We're going to be, Mrs. L, supposedly is going to be putting the lights up.
Supposedly, that's tomorrow.
When the wind is coming, we're going to be putting that.
Send you a picture.
Make sure you get a picture of that.
I'm also finding out that That tradition is back.
The Rockefeller Center, people are going crazy with that damn tree.
Families are good.
Old-fashioned toys are good.
We are fighting back.
There is a move, and I see it.
I'm seeing cracks.
Any kind of improvement.
I see people with the news.
I want Tucker to succeed.
I want Elon to succeed.
I want Roseanne.
I want Alex Jones.
I want Alex Jones.
It's going to go crazy because Alex Jones is a canary in the coal mine.
What has he got?
A $2 trillion judgment?
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody says all of a sudden, oh, by the way, we'll take care of this.
Some whatever it is because more people support him than you can imagine.
But he's got to work on that image, and he's got to work on what he's doing.
He's got to be who he is, but that is going to be one of the best things ever.
I want everything.
I am such a purist.
I want free speech.
I want news.
I want information.
It's going to take 10 to 25 years of continuous, continuous truth to break through this obstructed bowel of our society.
Five years.
You think I'm kidding?
When you have one year of intellectual tragedy, it takes five years to recover.
Okay?
Let me give you a hint.
If you gain one pound, you don't just lose one pound the next day.
It takes days.
For a lot of people.
So it's like whenever you have a moment and you gain five pounds, it takes a long time.
And the next thing you know, five turns into ten and they say, oh my god, what happened?
That's what this is.
We are in such a sense, we are in such a case of intellectual torpor that we don't know what to do.
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This is such genius!
By the way, men, do you have maybe, maybe, a lot of people have shoes.
You have like your dress shoes.
A lot of people don't wear suits.
A lot of people don't.
They have their dress shoes.
Maybe black.
Maybe black.
That's it.
And then your regular shoes that you wear.
And that's about it, right?
Men, how many pairs of shoes do you own?
How many pairs?
Be honest.
Just give me a number.
Just give me a number.
Give me one.
Tell me.
Tell me.
Men, how many pairs of shoes do you have?
Men.
Two pairs.
Austin's got two.
There you go.
That's what I like.
Six.
Hillbilly?
Oh, fancy schmancy.
Four?
Ed Grant has six?
John McGregor, 20?
You're weird, John.
You are weird.
One pair and gumboots.
My ex of 30 years had two.
Look at this, Lisa.
Mike's shoe store, a half a minute.
500.
We're skipping Christmas this year.
No tree, no turkey, no presents.
Nada.
Why?
Why?
Bruno Mali.
Remember the famous one from O.J. Simpson?
Four shoes, four seasons.
I like this.
This is the most beautiful thing in the world.
See, this is...
I don't...
The best casual shoes, I'm going to tell you right now, and for comfort, absolutely the best.
All birds.
The best.
I have never, ever.
I've been in a lot of canvas shoes and running shoes and trainers.
You know, we're...
All birds are the best.
Throw them in the wash.
And you know when you throw shoes in the wash and they come out like, oh my god, what happened?
These things come out perfect.
They are the best.
I think if you take them back, you get 20 bucks.
Whatever it is.
I don't care.
Why they didn't think of this?
And you have colors.
The best.
The best.
The most comfortable shoe.
If they made dress shoes.
I swear to God.
Okay?
Alright.
That's enough of this.
One more thing, by the way.
Speaking of, and this is important.
You've got to listen to me.
I've got to do our man here.
This is a guy, you know, Mike Lindell, I remember whenever I drive by, on Route 3, wherever we're in Jersey, there's a bed bath in the end, bed bath, and then there was, what was that, Harmon?
That was a little Harmon Beauty, you know.
They're out of business.
Mike Lindell is still doing it.
And those bastards...
Cut him out because he was, and it's not because he was an election denier, but because of his affiliation with Trump.
And that's when I said, love the guy, and we have been sponsored by him, and we push for him, and I'm telling you right now, I want you to understand just this.
In fact, what I'm going to do is, this is, forget this, this is, let me see, my pillow.
MyPillow.com.
And I'm going to put promo code.
Oops, hang on.
Sometimes I use a VPN.
Sometimes I don't.
It's a very, very strange thing.
Here we go.
Just a minute.
I'm going to put MyPillow.com promo code.
MyPillow.com slash Lionel.
See what we got there.
MyPillow.com.
There we go.
Oh my god!
Look at this!
MyPillow.com promo code Lionel.
Giza Dreams bedsheets, $29.98.
King and Queen save 50% on a queen size, $39.98.
Roll and go anywhere MyPillows.
All new pillow bedsheets.
Original MySlippers save $90.
$49.98.
These...
Say 50% introducing Mike's all-new My Towels.
Six-piece towel sets.
Overstock sale.
80% off.
Foam mattresses.
Say 40%.
MyPillow bathrobes.
MyPillow plush blankets.
Sandals.
Beach towels.
The complete mattress sleep system.
MyPillow down blankets.
Mattress toppers.
It goes on and on.
And on!
And on!
And that's it right there.
MyPillow.com promo code Lionel.
I love that guy.
Never met him.
Never met him.
But I'd love to.
Because anybody who gives those...
Do you see Mike in the deposition?
Best one ever.
Best one ever.
Okay?
Period.
Okay?
Now, my friends.
What are we going to do?
Well, we're going to do a couple of things.
First of all, we're going to thank you.
Thank you for your time and your effort and your love and everything else.
That's number one.
Thank you for letting me talk to you.
Thank you for caring.
Thank you for paying attention to what I'm saying, which is so critical.
So unbelievably critical.
It's not even funny.
I also want to give you Mrs. L's very, very, very, very serious story on open-end encryption.
This is the part which...
Oh my God.
If we had kids now with phones, you have no idea what we're looking at.
So thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Have a great and a glorious day.
We love you.
We're going to be in tomorrow.
So it's going to be bad, bad weather.
Mrs. L is going to be trimming the tree.
And I'll be describing it to you.
Okay?
I'll send you pictures.
We'll show you the whole bit.
We're going to make all kinds of great stuff.
I love this stuff.
And the best part about it, you know what I love?
Be with my wife!
That's it!
Because I hate people!
I hate them!
I hate people.
I'm sorry.
I'm a misanthrope.
Who hates people?
Don't you meet people who say, this guy gets on my nerves.
This guy's a pain in the ass.
This guy's boring.
This guy, ugh!
There are very few people where you say, you know what, think about it.
In your lifetime, how many people have you said, I really love this person?
I really, I really love this person.
I really, really, God, I love that person.
There are very, very few.
Relatives notwithstanding, but even relatives sometimes, they're a pain in the ass.
If I can meet...
I have no idea.
I just find people so...
And by the way, I love weird people.
Sometimes they're so weird that I actually like being around them because I just get to analyze how weird they are.
But that's very, very odd.
Very, very strange.
But I hate people.
And politically, just so...
The other day, you couldn't believe it.
I'm at an event and George Santos is there.
They're acting like this guy's a hero.
I'm thinking, what is the matter with you people?
What is going on here?
I'm from another planet.
I'm from another planet.
And you are too, and that's why we love each other.
So thank you, thank you, thank you.
Have a great and glorious day, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
And please, to all of our great friends at John McGuire, Mike's Shoe Store.
Thank you, Mike.
Appreciate that.
And our friends at PBS, you make loving fun.
By the way, don't forget, Lionel Merch, look at this, look at this.
This thing has been with me.
This thing has been everywhere.
I mean, everywhere.
It is my mug.
You can grow koi or farm-raised trout in this thing.
There's a link.
Go back and check all of the wonderful ways.
And by the way, if you say, Hey, I got a couple of grand I want to get rid of.
How do I send it to Lionel?
All of it is right there.
So many ways, so many means of facilitating it.
Patreon, PayPal, Filipino Krugerrands, PayPal me, bite me, all these wonderful things, you name it.
Buy me coffee, buy me a drink, sit on my lap.com, all these wonderful, whatever it is.
It's there for you, and we thank you.
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious day.
See you tomorrow at 8 a.m. as usual.
Until remember, these words, as always, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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