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Dec. 9, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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DEI Lunacy Exposed & More Hunter the Perv Indictment Stuff
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Now, my friends, I want you to begin.
We're going to be talking about DEI, of course, but I want to begin by asking you if you have noticed the most important aspect, the most important thing that is missing regarding all of the analyses as to the Hunter Biden Indictment.
There's one fact.
One fact.
One glaring fact.
Let's see how good you are.
If you can notice about what they're not telling you or why this indictment really doesn't mean a whole hell of a lot.
Do you notice this one particular fact?
Very interesting.
Very critical.
We're going to be talking about that and how the end of DEI and the end of these stupid Ivy League presidents who were so stupid, all they had to do was answer the question like any rational person would.
But no, no, no, not them.
No, no, they're too smart.
They're going to outsmart you.
They live in this world of gobbledygook.
And they're not going to answer the question.
We're going to be talking about that and a variety of other things.
But in particular, Oh, and another thing, too, is I happen to be privy to a group, a bevy of Republicans who, interestingly enough, are not behind Donald Trump.
That the Donald Trump, this group, whatever you want to call it, is not what you think it is.
Not.
It's not.
And they're not as crazed for him.
As you might think they are or would be.
Isn't that something?
They're not necessarily that excited.
So we're going to be talking about that.
We're going to be talking about DEI.
Again, I hope you've seen the interview.
Alex Jones, because I am still a big fan of what he did.
And I hope he can get back to that again.
And the interesting thing about it is that Tucker Carlson is the only person who's like the ultimate limited hangout who doesn't tell you much of anything.
I mean, he doesn't really, there's nothing that he says where you would say, I didn't know that.
Alex Jones in his prime would say things where you'd say, I didn't know that.
Gay frogs or whatever it is, which by the way, that might have been mis...
Misspoken.
But there was something actually to that.
So we're going to be talking about this.
And the question I want to ask you, the most important, once you realize it, you're going to say, how did I miss that?
Well, that's why you need me, my friends.
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All right, my friends.
I want you to start off with this question.
Let's see how smart you are.
And you're very, very smart.
By the way, I covered this in my private channel.
For those of you who...
I'd like to cut to the middleman because there's so much stuff.
If you think you know censorship, I could tell you stuff.
I don't want to say it.
I don't want to say it here, but you wouldn't believe this stuff.
Stuff that doesn't even make any sense.
But that's neither here nor there.
Okay, so Hunter Biden was indicted for a tax evasion.
Okay, what about it do you notice?
Let's go.
A glass of water with psyllium husk.
That is me, my friend.
Psyllium, hydrophilic psyllium mucilloid, a.k.a.
Metamucil, the greatest stuff in the world.
I'm with you, JB.
I'm with you.
Okay, I'm here for the shadow banning.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go.
What is the thing that's about?
Is it big news that Hunter Biden was indicted?
Come on, yes or no?
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's go.
Answer it.
Let's go.
Anybody?
Come on.
Don't be sidetracked.
Don't be sidetracked.
We're not talking about chia seeds.
It's different.
Sodium is fiber.
Different story.
Come on.
Let's go.
Go, go, go.
Is it good that he was charged with tax evasion?
Yes or no?
Come on.
Let's go.
Nope.
Okay.
Why?
Don't just answer yes or no.
Why?
What does it mean?
He was charged.
Come on.
He was indicted.
What's the big deal?
Not really?
Not really.
Okay.
There we go.
No.
Okay.
Tell me why.
Sharon and Robert and Linda, tell me why.
What's the big deal?
Yes, it leads to Joe's corruption.
No.
No, it doesn't.
Failure to pay income tax?
No.
What took so long to indict?
Well, that's not the story.
That's with Weiss or whatever it is.
That's not the story.
It's the old distraction thing.
Ah, kind of, sort of.
A little bit on something.
Should have been charged with a lot more.
Okay, barefoot.
You're on to something there, foot.
You're on to something.
You're on to something.
Come on.
Close.
Come on.
Let's go.
I know it's Friday.
You can do it.
Come on.
What's up?
Tell me.
What's up?
Tell me.
God, you're slow.
Come on.
Let's go.
Go, go, go.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm reading.
I know you know what's going on.
Not to be curt, but it means nothing to me.
Well, yes, Hellbilly, we know it means nothing to you.
Thank you.
They want Joe out the door.
Yeah.
Again, this has nothing to do with anything.
Weapons, charges are greater.
No.
It's a diversion.
Sort of.
How is it a diversion?
Diversion from what?
What does it mean?
How many crimes were recorded on the laptop from hell?
That laptop from hell was the biggest bunch of nothing.
I never did anything.
I know these people are still walking around.
You can't believe these folks will walk around.
I'm not going to go into too much detail, but I actually think.
The statute of limitations had run out in the worst years.
Okay, close.
This is all fake to stop with the impeachment and looking into Biden's.
How?
How does this prevent looking into Biden's impeachment?
First, they want Joe to resign Nixon-style.
Because of Hunter's tax?
Failing to report taxes?
Not in the clothes.
So he can't testify in front of Congress now.
Well, first of all, it's a stupid thing because they should have said, listen, we're going to...
Why are they indicting him for anything?
Why?
Why?
Have a blessed day, Lionel.
Thank you, Timothy.
Okay, we can do this all day.
What was the question?
You see what's so great about you?
You see why you need me?
You haven't even thought about this.
Number one, I don't give a about him not paying taxes.
The question I want to know is, where did he get the money from that he's not paying the taxes on?
That's it.
It was bribery.
It was collusion.
It was conspiracy.
It was influence peddling.
It was all this other kind of stuff.
I don't give a damn about not paying taxes.
I want to talk about why in the hell, where did he get the money from?
You don't charge El Chapo with income tax evasion.
No, you charge him with being a drug trafficker.
This is the most stupid thing in the world.
Who gives a rat's ass about income tax?
What?
What are you talking about?
They did it again.
And the reason why they did it again was to protect the big guy.
Weiss and these people are as corrupt as you can get.
They slow walked it.
They let all the statutes of limitations run out on the good stuff.
So they ran with this dreck.
And they were going to go in the first time with Weiss.
Remember this one?
And they were going to slip in this kind of an omnibus kind of slap on the wrist thing until this great judge said, hey, explain this case.
And Weiss's office couldn't even explain.
And the whole thing blew up.
Who cares about not paying taxes?
That's not the issue.
The issue is where did he get the money from that he didn't pay the taxes on?
That's the issue.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
This is what I want to hear.
I don't care about this.
I don't care about any of this.
It's the most stupid thing I've ever heard in my life.
What the hell is everybody so excited about?
You heard me, Jonathan Turley, who's very good, by the way.
Andy McCarthy's the best.
Now, three things.
Three things not covered in this indictment.
Number one, Ukraine Burisma.
Where the hell did that come from?
They don't even talk about it.
They just talk about the money.
Well, where did you get the money?
Did you pay taxes on the money?
So let me get this straight.
If he'd have paid taxes, you wouldn't have followed where he got the money from?
You're interested in the taxes?
Where'd that one come from?
This was such nonsense.
The Ukraine Burisma.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
If that's not corruption, I don't know what is.
That's number one.
Number two, they don't mention FARA.
Foreign agent registration.
Remember during the first Russiagate?
Oh, they went bananas on this stuff.
They went crazy.
They went crazy, and all these people who had to, who were not, what am I trying to say, who were not involved, or excuse me, excuse me, who were themselves, what the hell am I trying to say?
When the whole Russian-Ukraine thing, they were going crazy for everybody because they weren't foreign agents, you know?
RT wasn't a foreign agent, foreign agent, foreign agent.
They even got Menendez recently.
Remember him?
You know, with the gold bars in his home?
What a schmuck.
They even went, I think they're going to either amend it in a diamond or did something.
But to take into account Farah, the foreign agent registration, because he was basically acting on behalf of Egypt.
They got him on that one.
This is a big deal.
Nobody brought up, what the hell was Hunter Biden?
He was a foreign agent.
He's dealing with foreign, he's a conduit.
And the third thing they didn't talk about was any unindicted co-conspirators.
That's Biden.
That's Biden.
It's a sham.
Sam the sham.
That's why it doesn't matter.
Who cares?
They're going to throw him under the bus and go, well, there may be jail time.
Okay.
Now, if this were anybody else, if this were Trump, they'd grab him by the balls, squeeze him, and have him testify against the old man.
That's what they would do.
But they're not interested in that.
They're not paying attention.
Who cares?
Now, the next thing.
Stop saying impeachment.
Stop saying impeachment.
Nobody is going to impeach Joe Biden.
They can't even get enough votes for an impeachment inquiry, for the love of God.
What the hell's the matter with you?
An inquiry.
And I love this.
They say, Hunter doesn't have to appear before Congress.
Who cares about Congress?
They've got you saying this.
Well, Hunter now won't have to come before Congress.
So what?
Go before Congress.
Doesn't make a bit of difference.
Doesn't make a bit of difference at all.
Nothing happens before Congress.
That's where cases go to die.
That's where everything dies.
Who cares?
Does it matter?
Well, he won't be able to go to Congress.
Uh-huh.
And what?
How about prosecute him?
I got a better one for you that nobody's ever going to do, but this is me because I'm funny that way.
Number one, what I would say is, Hunter, we're not charging you with anything.
We're going to subpoena you to the grand jury, and we're going to basically ask you, we're not charging you with anything.
Answer my question.
Who were you working on behalf of?
Were you working as an unpaid or an illegal foreign agent of sorts?
Yes or no?
That's what's important.
That's what we want to know.
Okay, you got that one?
You got that?
Good, good, good, good.
Now answer the question.
I'm not going to take the fifth.
No, you're going to take the fifth.
You're not going to take the fifth because we're going to grant you immunity.
Now tell us what happened.
By the way, racketeering.
You have predicate acts for racketeering?
Rocketeering?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Who cares?
Is he going to go before Congress?
So what?
So he can be brought before that?
Nothing ever happens.
Believe me, if you go before Congress, it's the best thing that ever happens.
It's the best thing that ever happens because the case is going on.
You sit there and say, no, you don't understand.
We're going to bring you before a grand jury and you're going to answer the question.
When you were working for Burisma, who did you send the money to?
Who was it?
You tell me.
And you have to tell me because I've granted you immunity.
I don't want you.
I'm not going to charge you with anything.
I'm going to charge you with anything.
You're nothing to me.
You mean nothing.
I'm not going to give you the opportunity to claim the Fifth Amendment.
I'm not going to charge you with anything.
Now I answer my question.
And if you don't answer the question, I'm going to throw you in jail for contempt during the course of the grand jury.
Let's see how you like that.
Until you come and answer.
Civil contempt, you have the keys of the courthouse, as they say.
Now come forward and answer the question.
How much money did you give your father?
What about this?
What about your uncle?
Just go through the list.
How did you get this Burisma thing?
When you sold, when you were doing paintings, where'd that money go?
Who told you this?
Is he the big guy?
Is he 10% for the big guy?
Was he the one you...
You gotta answer the question.
Why?
Because you're not being charged with anything.
He's gotta answer the questions.
And if he's lying, throw him in jail.
Under 18 USC, 1001, threw him in jail.
You're lying, not only in the four grand jury, but before the FBI.
Oh, that's it.
Why are they charging him with anything?
What do you need?
Oh, boy, you got a big gun charge.
Ooh.
And he lied on the permit because he said he wasn't a drug addict when he was a drug addict.
Ooh, boy, what are you doing?
Come on.
You're wasting time with this.
It's the most ridiculous thing in the world.
Stop it!
This is what everybody's talking about.
By the way, did you see?
Do me a favor.
I want you to take your phone or a stopwatch.
Get Hannity Interviewing.
Alan Dershowitz, and time it and see how long the introductory question is.
It'll blow your mind.
This thing goes on forever.
It goes on forever!
And Alan Dershowitz is like this.
He's smiling and saying, are you going to get to me?
This has nothing to do with anything, but I have never watched the show.
I don't even know when.
But I'm seeing it on YouTube.
I'm thinking, this son of a bitch won't even let people.
He's showing you how much I know.
And he's going through this whole thing.
And he's reading the list.
And then in 2020, I did what I'm saying.
With a burisma.
And then he got this.
And then in 2002, he's like Jim Jordan.
He's giving the dates and the numbers.
And he's reading it off a prompt.
And I thought, if he breaks in the bleach bit, I'm going to go crazy.
And Alan Dershowitz is like this.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Get to me.
Answer the...
Listen, Einstein, you're missing the point.
Why are they charging the schmuck with anything?
It's the most ridiculous thing anything I've ever seen.
Okay?
So we'll see what happens.
And as far as Joe Biden is not going to get, he's not going to be impeached.
He's going to quit.
He is going to quit.
Going to be running in 2024.
Stop this.
He's not going to be running in the Olympics either.
He's not going to be.
Stop saying it.
He's going to step down.
It's going to be Gavin Newsom.
And they will say, but Gavin, you said you weren't going to run.
You said that...
During the debate with Ron DeSantis, whatever the hell that was, you said, well, there's one thing we have in common.
Neither of us will be on the ticket.
Well, or we'll be elected, or however you phrased it.
What about that, Gavin?
And Gavin Newsom will say, well, at the time, I didn't realize that this would happen.
I said this thinking and believing that President Biden would run.
But now that he's not run, well, it's a different story.
If I've got to explain this one to you, that's it.
So you're not lying?
I told you.
I said this thinking he was going to run.
But if he's not running, it's okay.
My party, my country needs me.
Whatever.
Duh.
Okay.
What else is there?
And then here comes Trump.
They're not going to let Trump win.
And I'll tell you what.
I could not believe I hung around a bunch of people.
They were the biggest suck-up Republicans.
I'm at Mar-a-Lago.
Look!
Hey, I'm at Mar-a-Lago.
Here I am with President Trump.
Okay.
I'm at Mar-a-Lago.
Okay.
Trump.
Yeah, MAGA.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Whatever.
So what do they do now?
Now they don't like him.
I don't understand why.
They don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Now I'm going to say, you're a schmuck.
You need him.
You need him.
Here's another one, too, I'm fascinated by.
Do you know there are people who still get a kick out of George Santos?
There are some people who go, hey, he's great.
Do you know what this guy did?
I mean, I don't think it's as bad as Blumenthal lying about being in the, you know.
In the Marines in Vietnam, he lied.
Joe Biden lied, too.
But these people are so demented, they think he's like a rock star or something.
What is the matter with you?
I don't understand.
I don't get any of this.
And then, and then, there's this other lunatic, some story that says that Trump's inner circle wants Stephen Miller?
Oh, get creepy!
Creepy!
He makes...
He makes Jared Kushner look like Rip Taylor.
This is the creepiest dude ever.
Steve Bannon?
Oh, no!
And then who is it?
J.D.?
What's his name?
And then...
Kash Patel?
Kashmir on the outside?
Oh, God!
And then supposedly, Melania says, yeah, I think I want...
I think Tucker as vice president.
Wait a minute.
Tucker?
You're going to be 78 years old.
You have a chance.
You know Ryan O 'Neal died, just 82. Bless his heart.
Okay, I just thought I'd say that.
Alright, so you what now?
You want what?
So now we've got to look at somebody who actually could do the job.
Tucker Carlson?
This guy, every two weeks, he changes his mind.
This is a guy who goes from kissing Andrew Tate's ass to hanging around Elon.
And now he's Alex's friend.
I mean, he doesn't know what he wants.
He just, am I a star?
Am I a star effer?
Which is a terrible phrase, but that's what we call him.
These are people who just go crazy over stars.
What is he saying?
Has Tucker Carlson ever said anything where he said, I didn't know that.
Alex Jones used to say this every day.
Every day he was like, did you hear what he said about it?
I didn't know about that.
Say what you want about David Icke, at least you learned about lizard people.
Name one thing that Tucker has ever said where you thought, I never heard that.
It's being said the whole time and more!
In fact, what Alex was doing, basically vintage Alex, talking about NGOs and others.
I don't understand some of these people.
I don't understand what...
Maybe I'm just missing something.
I don't understand.
What do you...
But the guy that I love, you know who I love?
Guess.
Biden.
Peter Doocy says, Mr. President, you said that you never talked to your son's business associates?
But you're on tape saying, you're lying.
What?
You're lying.
They're lying.
No, no, Mr. President, no.
We have it here on tape.
No, he wrote it here.
You're lying.
No, I'm not lying.
No, you're a liar.
Would you stop saying that?
You're a liar.
That's all they told him.
They said, go out there and say you're a liar.
Like a little kid.
You're a liar.
You're a liar.
Mr. President, Devin Archer said, and you've got, The words from your son who said, listen, I'm sitting next to the big guy, whatever this guy, and if I don't have this money, there's going to be one pissed off buckaroo, and lo and behold, they got the loan.
They're lying.
That's all he says.
You've got to admire that.
I don't care what you say.
I don't care what you say.
One time there was a judge years ago in Tampa, and the story was that he was fooling around on his wife.
There was a hotel in downtown Tampa.
I think he was a judge at the time.
I think he was a judge.
Anyway, his wife shows up at the, whatever it says.
He goes, where are you going?
I'm going up to room, whatever it is.
I know where he is.
And if you call him, I'm going to kill you or something.
Or you, whatever.
So she gets up there.
She either has him open the door.
She opens the door.
And he's, they're like in two beds or something.
I don't know what that is.
He's asleep or something.
She walks in.
Says his name like Conrad Whitten, whatever his name is.
Aha!
And he said, what?
And he turns, he goes, who are you?
And the woman says, who am I?
The woman, he's his paramour.
Get out!
I can't believe what the Tribune is doing to frame me.
Get out!
Who are you?
Mom!
Don't call me, Mom!
It's Conrad!
Get out!
It's one of the greatest lines ever.
I think his wife even bought it.
He just said, I don't know who you are.
Prove me wrong.
Conrad, we've been having to say, I don't know who you are.
You have a mole on your...
I don't care what...
I just love liars.
Joe Biden's a liar.
He's fantastic.
It's a lie.
Mr. President, stop saying it.
It's right here.
You're lying.
My God.
I love this.
This is your witness.
He's perfect.
And nothing's going to happen with this.
Nothing.
The Democrats are so great, they're raising money from Bill.
They don't care.
You got James Senator.
I've seen fire and I've seen rain.
James, you're raising money from a...
I've seen funny things that no one ever...
Barbara Streisand.
Barbara.
He's like...
Trump never let people.
People who...
They don't care.
Tell me the big Republican names.
What?
Kid Rock?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Who else?
Anthony Sabato Jr.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Who are the big Republican stars?
Who are they?
Clint Eastwood?
Kelsey Grammer?
Some country people maybe?
Remember the guy who wrote, try that in a small town.
That's a great song.
You don't do anything we gotta play in our town.
That's beautiful.
Thank you very much.
And the Bible's...
Okay, thank you.
We got it.
I know.
It's a small town and, you know, nobody's gonna try.
We'll shoot you like a dog in our town.
Cause we don't cut babies.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
It was an overnight hit.
It was a wonderful hit.
It was a great hit.
Ted Nugent.
Ted Nugent.
I'd like to put Ted Nugent for charity and Sean Hannity and have him as many words with S's as possible.
Simple Sally Sundry sought solace because Ted's got those things.
They got those choppers and they are, I mean, this guy.
This guy can open up bottle caps.
He can eat craisins through a tennis racket.
Those S's.
Put them together?
Dear Lord.
Dear Lord.
And now here's another one.
I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.
Excuse me, Lee.
You're free?
What?
You're free?
Well, you can do whatever you want.
Try it again.
All right.
Try to be an American where I'm relatively free.
That's more like it.
That's good.
You're not free.
What do you mean free?
What does this mean?
Freedom?
That's the Democrats have Andrea Bocelli.
I'm sorry, Barbra Streisand is a genius singer.
And who do we have?
Okay, fine.
That's it.
Tim Allen.
Roseanne.
Okay.
Roseanne's good, but Roseanne's tired.
No, she's doing her thing.
Roseanne is basically, I think they kind of use her.
And then the first thing, let's see how...
Roseanne can say whatever she wants, but if Roseanne were to say something like, okay, I'm going to say something a little bit, they will drop her so fast.
I keep telling her, Rose, those aren't your friends.
Yes, they are.
No, they're not.
I didn't really say that to her, but I've been saying this sort of.
They don't understand.
These people are all sycophants.
They're all bloodsucking.
I'm proud of being American with no new bull to free.
And the Bible and Jesus is all that I need in my career.
Thank you.
They've taken my beautiful country music and they've reduced it to this ridiculous syrupy, stupid, childish I don't know what it is.
That's not what it's about.
That's not what America is.
These corn-pone...
Alright, stand by for a second, dear friend.
Stand by, because I want to talk to you about something real, real serious.
I told you this the other day.
Let me read this again to you.
Let me read this about these billionaires.
Did you know that among other things, Billy Gates, Billy Gates, that's right.
No, that's not right.
I got a great statistic for you.
This really blew my mind.
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Klaus Schwab, who was the founder of the World Economic Forum, has an exclusive club in Davos where the 25 World Economic Forum members, who now are collectively worth about $10 trillion, possess more economic influence than most national governments.
These oligarchs or oligarchs Our seizing command over our collective destiny.
Soros Family's $25 billion project to shape elections and destroy orders through getting these prosecutors.
Bezos, $1.2 billion to surveil individuals with smart homes.
Zuckerberg's $36 billion to reshape.
See what he just did with Meta and the ruining end-to-end encryption?
Or no, providing end-to-end encryption?
So that it makes it now impossible for anybody to detect, find out kids whose CSAM pictures are on it.
Oh yeah.
But here's the best one.
Bill Gates, $11.7 billion plan to control the food supply.
Basically own everything.
Food.
Crops.
And this woke radical left group wants to get rid of carbon.
You know, that kind of oil and...
No.
No.
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Well, that makes sense.
So anyway, so I don't want to ruin anybody's day today, but while everybody's going crazy about our dear friend Hunter, it doesn't mean anything.
Nothing's going to happen.
And the reason why is because nothing ever does.
But you can watch Newt Gingrich.
Oh my God.
I don't know about you, but don't you love me?
Don't you find yourself saying, you know, if only I knew what Newt Gingrich thought about this.
If only we had Newt Gingrich.
That's what I want to know.
I wonder what Newt thinks.
Said no one ever.
I wonder what he thinks.
The same people.
Over and over and over again.
Aren't you sick of it?
Don't you ask yourself, what is going on?
Who is the voice?
And you know who's really giving me, who makes me sick?
Vivek.
Shut up!
Him?
Christy?
Nikki Haley?
Is there one person?
Is there one person?
Who?
Who?
I don't want somebody that you think is kind of funny.
Oh, he's great.
He talks too fast.
And they're going after Nikki Haley.
Nikki Haley's a drool.
Come on.
Did you see when Chris Christie was getting so bad?
Listen, this sounds terrible.
I don't want to talk about people because of their fat.
I'm not mocking him because he's fat.
I'm not.
Two things, though.
You know he had lap band or bariatric surgery?
Is he going to get his money back from that?
I'm sorry, I know that sounds terrible.
Is he going to get his money back from that?
This is the only guy who, you know, when people have these things, they're going like, damn, do you see Oprah?
Oh, I don't use Ozempic.
Oh, please.
No, I'm just, no, it's just enemas and, you know, fine liver.
Okay, okay, okay, fine.
Sure, whatever.
But two things.
He had this surgery done.
He never lost an ounce.
And do you know that compared to William Howard Taft, he has a higher BMI?
Because William Howard Taft was a little taller and didn't really weigh as much.
Isn't that something?
I mean, I just...
And you see when Vivek says, you know, I go home, have a nice meal.
I mean, come on.
And then there's Nikki Haley.
What we're going to do is we need a woman.
I don't have five-inch heels.
I've got three-inch heels.
Oh, would you shut up?
I don't want a woman.
I want somebody who goes in there and just kicks everybody's arse.
And they don't have it.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
They don't have it.
We don't have anybody.
The only one we have, I hate to say it, is Trump.
He's the best.
Because he's cray-cray.
You got it?
John McGuire couldn't get higher, said, say what you want about Newt, I will.
But he and Bill did balance the budget for at least one year, a feat we will never see again.
Yeah.
Did you feel the balanced budget?
Did you feel it?
When the budget was balanced, was it, was it, did you feel it?
Did you say, hey, I don't know about you, but I feel better now that the budget is balanced.
No.
No.
But we say that.
No.
I want somebody who says, oh my god, did you see when Putin was announced he was going to run again?
He was at a medals ceremony.
He was handing out medals.
Not handing out, but he was awarding medals.
And somebody said, one of the recipients said, Mr. President, it would mean a lot to us if you would run again.
And he says, okay.
Like, what?
What?
Yeah, I'll run.
Hey, it's great!
Yeah.
Putin, give me somebody who makes, who, when you See him.
Putin and Xi Jinping.
What's the first thing you think?
Don't with them.
Don't with them.
Don't even think about it.
Look at them.
Do these look like two people you want to mess around with?
Seriously.
I mean it.
If you were Russia, you would say, See that?
See that guy there?
That's my president.
China says, see that guy there?
Xi Jinping has no expression.
He has one expression.
Did you ever see the Natalie Holloway picture?
It's one picture.
All the pictures are just one picture.
It's sad.
Remember that?
She had one pose.
That's it.
That's Xi Jinping.
He doesn't smile.
He walks out.
This is the...
This guy scares the hell out of me.
And who do we have?
You're a liar!
You're a liar!
Have a corn pop!
Huh?
Get the phone!
Oh, Jesus.
It's one thing about Trump.
It's like, here comes Trump.
Here comes Trump.
He's crazy.
I know.
He's weird.
I know.
When he meant...
Kim Jong-un, remember they go, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
I thought, am I seeing this?
Do you know, he probably said something like, don't even try anything, okay?
Wonderful man.
Great cut.
Love the haircut, by the way.
The boa cut?
Love it.
A lot of guys can't wear that.
You can.
Love it.
Don't even try it.
If you think I'm going to put up with this shit, you're out of your mind.
Anyways, a great meeting you.
Don't embarrass them.
Believe me.
You're going to work.
North Korea is the worst.
Do not mess with you.
The whole case is garrison.
I don't want to go see Trump in Mar-a-Lago.
I don't want to be his friend.
I don't give a damn.
I don't care.
All I know is say, uh-oh, who's going to tell Trump?
You did what?
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Did you hear what happened?
They took American hostages.
They did what?
Excuse me.
They did what?
Who was our hostage?
Remember that Griner?
Remember her?
Whatever happened to her?
Is she playing anything?
Remember that?
She says, I'm going to bring vaping.
Meanwhile, the Marine over there, I think he's still there.
I don't know the story with that.
But you know Trump would just love this.
You want to say, uh-oh.
Trump, not good.
Not good.
That's the kind of guy I want.
I want the guy to scare the hell out of people.
Okay?
Scare the hell.
And Vice President, you've got to get somebody who is not necessarily his.
Look, do you think he picked Mike Pence because he was an evangelical?
No, he was his opposite.
Do you think that...
Come on.
Barack Obama picked Biden.
When they picked Dan Quayle, I don't even know what that was about.
Who was the greatest vice president of all time?
This is easy.
Who was the greatest vice president?
Most powerful vice president ever.
Who?
Come on!
Come on!
Who was the most powerful vice president ever?
Who was really the president?
Who?
Cheney.
Thank you.
Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney was the best.
If you can ever go back and watch Joe what was his name?
The congressman from Connecticut.
Joe whatever his name was.
Rosenthal or whatever the hell.
Lieberman.
Lieberman.
When they had their debate, it was the nicest, most cordial.
I would have voted for these two guys.
It was the nice, it was brilliant.
Go back if you could somehow see this debate.
Dick Cheney was the best.
Dick Cheney, one time when he was going to get his heart transplant, he had that bionic.
He had no pulse.
He had no pulse.
He had a fan that basically pushed the blood through him.
He had no pulse.
He's like a vampire.
He was incredible.
He just...
He never lost his...
He was like...
It was like the penguin or something.
He was wonderful.
Loved him.
That's the guy.
No matter what.
At least he knows what he's doing.
It might be the wrong thing, but he knows what he's doing.
W was one of the dumbest people.
I mean, I don't think he knew.
I don't think he knew.
And I'm no expert, but I think that drinking probably had a toll on him.
Wernicke's area encephalopathy.
Wet brain.
He was weird.
Because if you compared him before, when he was a younger man, he sounded fine.
And then that twang came about and he said, we're going to put food on your family.
Horrible days.
Horrible days.
So the vice president, you know, what are you going to do?
I don't know.
But are you serious?
Tucker Carlson?
He's a little boy.
He's a little rich kid.
He's Lord Fauntleroy who wants to go fishing.
He wants to, you know, you know.
Fly fish.
That's nice.
He wants to hang around with Andrew Tate and all the tough guys.
And Portnoy.
Am I cool?
Am I cool?
Yes, Tucker.
You're cool.
Can I be like you?
Yes, Tucker.
You're just like us.
You're cool.
Yeah.
Because I'm, you know, my name is Tucker.
I got a brother named Buckley, another one named, you know, Biffy and, you know, I don't know.
I'm an heir to a frozen food.
I don't know.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I really don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I mean, I'm smart and everything, but I don't.
I mean, I'm kind of a jerk.
I changed my mind.
I was a liberal, then I'm not.
I wore a bow tie, then I don't.
And by the way, wear the bow tie.
I think these are the greatest things in the world.
Because you get to a certain point where you could be older and you can wear them.
And you wear the grandpa.
Mrs. L calls this my grandpa sweater.
Best thing in the world.
Shawl color is great because it's freezing.
A bow tie and this.
And I guarantee you, still run rings around you.
Okay?
The old boy in his day, he didn't want to mess with me.
I'm kind of calmed down now.
I've kind of calmed down.
But in my prime, oh, man.
Ho!
I don't even know what that means.
Ho!
So that's why you gotta know.
I've lived my life.
I'm on the back nine now.
I'm calming down.
I'm calming down.
You understand that?
You understand this?
Okay.
Lionel, were you an atheist?
I am without theism.
I am irreligious.
Also, I don't speak French.
Okay, you got that?
Okay, my friend.
Alrighty.
You're going to hate it, but Newt would be a decent choice.
Newt's not a bad guy.
Newt's not a bad guy.
At least I want somebody who knows how to work Congress.
Ex-Speaker of the House.
He's a very smart man.
I'll tell you, one of the guys I used to love is Pat Buchanan.
I loved him.
I don't know, he must be real bad.
Remember Bay, his sister?
They have that, they both, they have that, they talk like that.
They both talk like that.
Bay, I don't know where Bay is, but I liked her.
I liked her stuff.
There's some people I just enjoyed.
I love people like, oh God, Lloyd Benson and Bob Dole I liked.
I like people like Mike.
Mansfield, and even Everett Dirksen, and Jim Baker, Howard Baker, Metzenbaum.
Remember that?
Hal Heffler.
Hal Heffler.
Those were real great people.
In Florida, we had Claude Pepper.
Claude Pepper was running against George.
George Smathers, who was John Kennedy's buddy, and he was running for the Senate, and he was right on the panhandle, and George Smathers said, now, I don't want y 'all to take this the wrong way, but I have it on good authority that Claude Peppers' sister...
Was a thespian in New York.
And she matriculated.
I thought, oh my god.
I don't know how true it is.
But those were politicians who were great.
And today, who do we have?
Nikki Haley!
Chris Christie!
George DeSantis!
Any of you folks from Florida remember Claude Kirk?
Remember the governor?
Hayden Burns?
Come on, I go way back.
I'm a cracker.
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Now, a couple of things here.
Mrs. L has a...
Is your video ready?
Mrs. L has one of the best videos ever on something which you need to understand.
This is called end-to-end encryption.
And this is what you have to understand.
And you have to get it straight.
Understand what's going on.
Hang on.
Oh, there we go.
And it is brand new.
She is still the best source, the best authority on this.
And she's not like one of these, I'm sorry, one of these dames.
This is me who wants to say, I'm into child driving.
Oh yeah, where are you from?
I get to say pedophile every five minutes.
Really?
Really?
Okay.
We've got to stop the pedos, the pedos.
That's it?
That's what you want to talk about?
Right.
And you think end-to-end in the encryption and trafficking is because of pedophiles?
You think that?
You think traffickers are themselves?
So I guess slave masters were racist.
Is that it?
We are absolutely inundated with some of the most stupid people in the world.
So you go and you, and by the way, you've watched this video.
Again, I'm giving it to you.
And make sure you also subscribe to her channel, which is so good.
It's not even funny.
I don't even know what that means.
And it's not even funny.
All right?
Okay.
Tucker is a Pee Wee Herman type wannabe.
You know what?
I gotta tell you something.
I'm a tough audience.
But one of the things which I like is when somebody says, wow, I say, I never knew that.
That's important.
And believe me, there is nothing, anything he's ever said.
Or I thought to myself, gee, I didn't know that.
I never heard that before.
It's not possible.
All right, my friends.
Have this one thing committed to mind.
Keep thinking.
Keep fighting.
Don't listen to this crap.
And don't let these idiots think they're speaking for you.
We have no.
Don't forget what Balzac said.
I love that name.
If somebody says, who are you?
What party are you with?
I'm with the opposition.
I'm the opposition.
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious day.
See you tomorrow.
Same bad time, same bad channel.
8 a.m.
Until then, remember these words.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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