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Dec. 3, 2023 - Lionel Nation
09:58
FNC's Gutfeld Just Signed His Television Suicide Note by Daring to Side With Tucker Carlson
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Pay close attention, my friends.
A couple of predictions.
They're going to bounce Greg Gutfeld.
Gut bucket.
Horse's ass does nothing for me, but I want you to listen to me carefully.
First of all, very successful, no doubt about that.
This is a reality.
Numbers count in this business, or that business, whoever's business.
Doesn't matter what I think.
Doesn't matter whether they know what they're talking about.
Doesn't matter whether they add any level of complexity to the argument.
It doesn't really matter.
He's it, just like that jadrool, that chooch, Jesse Waters, who interviews a serial killer, Sammy the Bull, but that's for later.
Let me tell you what's going on right now.
Listen to me carefully.
First of all, you've got to understand something.
You've got to read.
You've got to read the lines.
You've got to read the room.
Like my grandmother said, if the stairs don't laugh, don't go in.
You know why they bounced Tucker Carlson?
Got too big for his britches.
First of all.
Believe it or not, take it from me.
Believe it or not, I'm telling you, whenever you're in an organization or any kind of a business, and you think or you act or you make people think that you're better than them, you're smarter than them, you know what's going on, or that they can't control you, these rat bastards would rather cut you off, cut off their income stream, Shoot themselves in the foot just to teach you a lesson.
There's nothing that management hates more than somebody who thinks they're better than management.
I know that sounds hard to believe.
I know you might think, well, that's kind of crazy.
It's not crazy.
Not crazy in the least.
Now, a couple of things here.
Tucker got too big for his britches.
Don't give me this nonsense about dominion and smart management.
Yeah, yeah, that was a part of it, sort of, but not really.
Tucker was off the reservation.
Tucker basically said, you know, I'm bigger than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm refined.
I'm a trust fund kid.
I'm a cool kid.
I'm a yuppie.
I'm beyond you.
I pretend to be rather plebeian and pedestrian, but I'm a patrician, baby.
I am.
I've got Buckleys and Buffys and, you know, Winslows in my family, and I'm better than you, and you know I'm better than you, and I'm acting better than you, and they go, okay, really?
So they waited, and they waited, and they waited, and he wasn't paying attention to his crew.
Somebody making comments that may or may not have been construed or actually were anti-Semitic.
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
But you can tell.
There's just this...
Nobody's paying attention.
Especially when you're not in the shop, when you're away, when you're at your home in Maine or home at Boca or wherever you are.
You just feel like, I'm not really a part of you.
I'm so good.
I'm going to phone it in.
Okay.
You knew that was coming.
And then one day, boom, he's out of there.
And what he's done...
He's drifted off, and I don't know what the specifics of his deal is, and I'll get to Gut Bucket in a moment.
But he's, I don't know, he's kind of into that Jon Stewart.
Jon Stewart was the biggest, hottest, most important person in late night TV who pretty much created the particular genre.
And Jon Stewart, at his best, was the best.
So he walks away to run some petting zoo in Jersey?
Come on!
And now he's drifted so far from the gravitational pull of stardom, nobody cares about him anymore.
I mean, kids don't know who he is.
That's what happened to Tucker.
Tucker's into a niche class.
Tucker's into a Roseanne here, a Andrew Tate here.
He loves tough guys.
He loves alpha males.
I'll save that for my private channel, paging Dr. Freud.
But here comes Gutbucket.
He actually goes on and says, Calls out and says, yeah, Tucker was bounced because of...
What?
And then here's the best one.
Now Elon's going to come in.
Let me tell you what Elon does to you.
Elon is terrific because he makes you think that you're in his class.
He's the richest man in the world.
He can do whatever he wants.
He can do whatever he wants.
And he's on some kind of emotional, I don't know, some kind of manic rollercoaster ride.
Hey, look, you know, people talk.
People talk.
Take it easy there.
You know, Elon, you're a mortal like the rest of us, but I digress.
What he does is he lures people into it and he makes people think like, hey, I'm an Elon too.
No, you're not.
Tucker did that.
Did you see Tucker in this sycophantic, lick-spittling, obsequious, fawning toady?
Same way he hangs around with people like Kid Rock and Trump.
I'm going to get back to the gut bucket in a moment, but you see what happens.
You lure him in and then, They cut their balls off.
And they're done!
They're finished!
And you say, hey, what about me?
The world has moved on.
The world has so much stuff.
They don't care about you.
Elon doesn't care about you.
The world doesn't care about you.
You're gone.
It happens.
You've got to know this.
Now here comes, oh, gut bucket.
Oh, he is...
Oh, he's smarter than the rest of them.
He's smarter than the rest of them.
And he sits back and there's this look of...
Snot-nosed, snotty.
I think the operative word here is snotty.
And you can see it.
It's not an act.
It's a shoot.
It's real.
No actor in the world can possibly come off that gruesomely smug.
And he's just saying to the Murdoch family, come on.
I'm your biggest star.
You know who the smartest guy in Fox is?
Hannity.
No hits, no runs, no errors.
Been there forever, since Methuselah.
Anybody who's lucky and smart enough to follow Rush in radio and O 'Reilly in TV?
Oh no, he's good.
Never scandal.
Never does anything.
Never says anything even remotely like, wow, did you say that?
Never.
The Eminos Grease.
He's smart.
Don't ever sell Hannity short, my friends.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
Hats off to you, Shawnee.
You know what you're doing, my friend.
But the rest of these juduls, they believe they're hype.
They believe it.
They think they are so bloody smart.
They think they're smarter than everybody.
I'm telling you.
And the best part is you're sitting there and you're calling out public enemy number one.
Public enemy number one.
Let me also tell you something about this Fox thing.
Fox, the Fox family, the Murdoch brothers, they couldn't care less about this godforsaken.
They're embarrassed of Fox News.
They want to make money in football and hockey and Formula One or soccer or Sky.
They don't need this crap.
It's a waste of time.
They're a bunch of libs who are married to ultra-libs.
This means nothing.
They're going to water it down.
I mean, look at that godforsaken morning show.
Romper Room has Romper Room.
That's right, Romper Room.
Bend and stretch, reach for the sky.
Remember Miss June?
We had a Miss June.
What was your Miss name?
Ask your kids.
Or your parents' kids.
That's from our generation.
Romper Room.
It's silly.
That thing is done.
Stupid debate of the night with Ron DeSantis and Gavin Newsom.
What?
Was Emanuel Lewis TV's Webster unavailable?
What is this?
What's going on here?
It's nothing.
Let me tell you where the future is.
It's right here.
But we'll get to that in a moment.
But gut bucket, let me tell you something, my friend.
You don't understand something.
You don't tug on Superman's cake.
You don't spit into the wind.
You know?
You don't, what was that?
Never play cards with a guy named Doc.
And never go to a bed with a woman who has more problems than you.
Remember that.
These are, and don't believe that line, it's only a cold sore.
These are things I can't, life teaches you gut.
Do you know who's next?
Jesse Waters.
I mean, when you have a balloon and you fill it up with air and you let the air out, is it still the balloon?
Technically, think about that.
Now my friends, you're probably wondering, do you watch Fox News?
Nope.
Do you care about Fox News?
Nope.
So why are you talking about this?
Because you care about it.
And you watch it.
And I think about you.
And I know what you like.
You see?
You see, gut?
That's what you do.
You find out what people like, not what you like.
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