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| It's amazing. | |
| Narcissism, solipsism, self-centered ego mania, whatever you want to call it, these traits are absolutely Potentiated by virtue of social media. | |
| It's the most incredible thing in the world. | |
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Explain This To Me
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| I was reading the other day just through, I don't know, on Twitter, X, whatever the hell this thing's called, and all of a sudden somebody comes up, there's this picture of a... | |
| Of a woman and she's trying to look sulturally at the camera. | |
| And it says something to the effect of, I'm 45 and I'm for Trump. | |
| Now I thought to myself, what does that mean? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Does that mean you're 45 and I'm an adult and I'm a part of the mature intelligentsia? | |
| Or, or, and this is what it means, you can't believe I'm 45, can you? | |
| Because I'm hot. | |
| Oh, oh, and I'm a conservative. | |
| Oh, oh, and I'm a Trump. | |
| A Trumpian. | |
| Yeah, that's it. | |
| I'm hot. | |
| It's hard to believe, isn't it? | |
| It's amazing. | |
| Look at me, look at me. | |
| This hot, this put-together, this dripping of pulchritude and sultriness. | |
| I'm a vixen. | |
| My beauteousness is emane off the charts. | |
| And... | |
| I just so happen to be a conservative. | |
| Oh, and love guns and God and Trump. | |
| Yeah, that's it. | |
| And I thought to myself, what did our mothers do prior to this? | |
| Remember when your mom and your friend's mom were kind of like mature women in their 40s? | |
| At least we thought they were. | |
| They looked like moms. | |
| And that was a good thing. | |
| It meant something. | |
| And they were respectful. | |
| There was an elegance and, if you will, a sexiness by virtue of this, and they didn't go out of their way to always be hot. | |
| That wasn't, you know, Mrs. Harrington. | |
| No, that was Jerry's mom and Mrs., you know, and I think they were not in any way dowdy or frumpy or, no! | |
| We didn't have this constant reference to what do we look like and how sexy we are and how hot I am. | |
| And these shots of good morning. | |
| You know, with the frosted lens and the filters where I swear to God immediate family members can't recognize them. | |
| This is before the tram stamp. | |
| This is before marking and studs and bare midriffs. | |
| I don't know when it happened. | |
| It happened because of... | |
| Days of social media. | |
| It's insanity. | |
| How do you explain this? | |
| Seriously, explain this to me. | |
| Imagine you are a sociologist or somebody trying your best to figure this out and I want you to explain to me what happened. | |
| How did this come to be? | |
| When did the way we look What did people do in the old days when we didn't have... | |
| Do you remember when you were a kid and you didn't have... | |
| Pictures all over the place? | |
| You might have had a picture of the piano or a picture of the family, but you never had this constant reference to selfies and duck lips and puckered mouths and whatever the particular iteration of stylized sexy is and hot. | |
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Brain Turns and Age
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| I mean, if Elon Musk can devote his focus to one thing, would he please try to find out what part of the brain Turns off in some people. | |
| Or turns on, I guess. | |
| When their entire raison d 'etre becomes establishing and maintaining this truth of how hot you are. | |
| And how you've defied age. | |
| And concomitantly maintained Your conservative bona fides. | |