Nov. 13, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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| Let me clear something up. | |
| Or clarify something. | |
| Or both. | |
| Christmas is Christmas. | |
| It's about Christ. | |
| It's about Jesus Christ. | |
| It's a religious holiday. | |
| It's not Yuletide. | |
| It's not Xmas. | |
| It's Christmas. | |
| It's about the birth of Jesus Christ. | |
| It's a big Christian thing. | |
| And it's part of the American celebration. | |
| It's part of our culture. | |
| Part of who we are. | |
| I don't give a damn whether you are Christian, whether you believe in Christmas or Christianity. | |
| I don't really care. | |
| I'm irreligious. | |
| And I'm telling you, it's about Christmas, and it's about Christ, and that's the way it is. | |
| And on our coins, we have In God We Trust, and if you don't like it, don't use the money. | |
| This is tradition. | |
| This is who we are. | |
| That's it. | |
| And every year since time immemorial, there's always been some idiot, some clerk's office, somebody somewhere who thinks, I'm going to go out of my way, and I'm going to fix things, and I'm going to deal with this. | |
| I'm going to deal with this and secularize Christmas. | |
| Now, we have Christmas and Hanukkah, and there's Ramadan, and there's other things, which is fine. | |
| But this, this is not a Christian country, because the Treaty of Tripoli pretty much took care of that. | |
| But we are a country that has been, historically, And still mostly accompanied or manned, so to speak, by Christians! | |
| Christianity! | |
| Or people who aren't necessarily Christian, but who call Christmas Christmas because it's Christmas. | |
| Whether you like it or not, it doesn't really matter. | |
| Let me read you the story. | |
| This is from the city manager from a town in Wisconsin called... | |
| Wauwatosa. | |
| Sounds like a nickname that Hank Williams Jr. might give somebody. | |
| Wauwatosa. | |
| And accordingly, what happened, the city council issued this guidelines, and the deputy city administrator encouraged city workers to embrace inclusive decorating practices. | |
| And she sends out this ridiculous story that reads as follows. | |
| City employees, as the holiday season approaches, Mr. Achambo and I ask that you take some time to reflect on our commitment to create a welcoming and inclusive environment for all our residents and visitors to our buildings. | |
| At City Hall, in particular, December is a busy month of year, so currently Christmas decorations are prevalent throughout the public counters at City Hall and perhaps other buildings as well. | |
| While we understand the significance of this holiday, for many, it is important to... | |
| To recognize that not all Wabatosa employees, residents, or business owners celebrate Christmas. | |
| In our ongoing efforts to foster a more equitable and inclusive community, we believe it is critical and crucial to be considerate of how we decorate public spaces. | |
| To that end, we kindly ask that departments refrain from using religious decorations or solely associated with Christmas, such as red and green colors. | |
| We're decorating public spaces. | |
| Instead, we encourage you to opt for more neutral and inclusive decorations to celebrate this season without favoring any particular faith belief system. | |
| Here are some suggestions. | |
| Winter wonderland. | |
| Snowflakes. | |
| Snow people. | |
| And other non-religious symbols associated with the winter. | |
| Lights in greenery. | |
| Festive lighting in greenery can create a warm and welcoming atmosphere without specific religious connotations. | |
| Northern lights. | |
| Draw inspiration from the Aurora Borealis and incorporate. | |
| There's a word for what this is. | |
| It's called bullshit. | |
| Now listen to me. | |
| I want you to get this through your head. | |
| I want you to get this straight. | |
| And I want you to understand something. | |
| Life is tough. | |
| We're on the brink of World War III. | |
| And you know what? | |
| In life, I have to take a lot of things. | |
| I have to smell pot smoke constantly. | |
| I have to see illegal aliens walking all over the place, basically asking for money, asking for handouts. | |
| I've got to see fentanyl addicts and drug addicts and opioid addicts and all kinds of druggies living and defecating and relieving themselves everywhere. | |
| I've had my entire sense of equanimity uprooted and undone by a bunch of feckless, implicit... | |
| Atesticular folks in the Biden administration, these woke snowflakes, and I'm going to tell you one thing. | |
| I've had enough of this. | |
| Now, do me a favor. | |
| This is very simple. | |
| If I can put up with this, you can put up with a nativity scene or a crush. | |
| I'm tired of this. | |
| This is America, and we have traditions, and I'm irreligious! | |
| I'm telling you, but I get over it. | |
| It's a part of tradition. | |
| We say goodbye. | |
| It's a truncation of God be with ye. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| Gesundheit. | |
| Achoo. | |
| Bless you. | |
| Bless you. | |
| God bless you. | |
| I don't care about this. | |
| I don't care. | |
| It's ridiculous. | |
| If people... | |
| In cities cared as much about delivering services to good American citizens who paid their taxes and the like, things would be better off. | |
| But this is nuts. | |
| This is crazy. | |
| And I'm telling you right now, people have to get it through their heads. | |
| This is tough for you to grasp, but you won't see, unfortunately, crush scenes and nativity scenes in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin. | |
| Because city geniuses feel it's not inclusive. | |
| It might be considered offensive by woke snowflake atheist heathens. | |
| We've had it. | |
| I want you to do me a favor. | |
| I want you, wherever you are, to bring out the gaudiest, most Christmassy, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph-y things you can have. | |
| I want nativity scenes. | |
| I want the wise men. | |
| I want the mules. | |
| I want the star. | |
| I want everything. | |
| I want Santa Claus. | |
| I want it to be as Christmassy as possible. | |
| It's called Christmas! | |
| And if a Muslim wants to put up something about Ramadan, fine. | |
| If somebody wants to do Kwanzaa, whatever the hell that is. | |
| Remember that? | |
| It lasted a week, then it went away, then it came back. | |
| Fine! | |
| Put Kwanzaa! | |
| Put Hanukkah candles. | |
| I don't care. | |
| I don't feel excluded. | |
| I don't want to be inclusive. | |
| I live in America. | |
| This is a heterogeneous organization. | |
| This is what we do. | |
| And I put up with you. | |
| I've got to put up with you and you're stupid. | |
| Abbreviated genders and all this stuff? | |
| Fine! | |
| I've got to put up with you in this ridiculous speak that you have in your pronouns? | |
| Fine! | |
| I'm asked to put up with all this stuff. | |
| So if I can put up with all this stuff, you're going to put up with somebody, little Mary McAulery, who decides to wear a ho-ho-ho Santa hat on Christmas and have a crush scene at her desk. | |
| And if you don't like it, city administrator, whatever, get the hell out of Dodge. | |
| Why don't you go? | |
| Go someplace else. | |
| Just do me a favor. | |
| Go someplace else where you won't feel offended. | |
| Where you feel more inclusive. | |
| Because I represent a lot of people in this country who will say, frankly, grow a pair, shut up, and butch up. | |
| We've had enough of this nonsense. | |
| It's over with. | |
| Stop this. | |
| Stop going out with these stupid perennial memos and the like. | |
| Nobody feels upset or offended. | |
| You know what offends me? | |
| It's that guy squatting in the corner relieving himself with a needle in his neck. | |
| That's offensive, okay? | |
| Do I make myself clear? | |
| Good. | |
| Do me a favor, folks. | |
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