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Oct. 28, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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Israel/Palestine/Gaza ➙ The Beginning of the End
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All right, dear friend.
I'm traveling on business, doing some business stuff.
And I wanted to speak to you from my plush room at a Y. Somewhere.
Actually, it's a Motel 6 in Butte.
I'm not going to tell you where it is.
It doesn't matter where it is.
But, I've got to tell you first, before we even begin anything.
I flew out of JFK this morning, and I hate humans.
I hate people.
I hate people.
I hate these people.
I hate them.
Hate, hate, hate, hate people.
Hate everybody.
Slobs, slobs, people walking around in PJs, pajamas, jammies, walking around talking on their phone.
So anyway, this one guy was talking to me.
So anyway, that motherfucker, I mean, he's just talking to us.
Whoa, whoa, what?
Standing in line for this, for this Dunkin Donuts I'm getting a coffee.
That motherfucker!
That motherfucker!
Oh my god!
It's like he doesn't care!
A girl, I can't tell age, 16, 15, I don't know what it was.
She basically hurt.
Mila and John, they are hanging out!
Dressed like, you know, with the eyelashes, that Cardi B look, and the morons, and then this fat pig slob, and I'm going to say it, this sloth lumbering about with her dog because she had to have a service dog, and she's walking around like she doesn't care, and a guy who walked in, I don't even know how they did this, he basically, it looked like he had Tent poles.
I don't even know, like tent, I mean, and the top of like a preamp for like a, and a big bag.
But dear God, I'm telling you, I, I, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And then, you know, when you're on a plane, or you're on an aisle, shouldn't somebody at the end, I'm an aisle guy.
I'm an aisle.
I'm going to get up.
If I've got to get up, I'm going to get up.
Okay?
The idea of having to, if I have to, you know, miturate, I've got to get up.
So anyway, so this couple are next to us, and she's got the mask on, and I want to ask her, say, do you have, tell me you've just had, tell me you've just had, you know, a transplant surgery.
That's the only reason I can think why you're wearing a mask.
For God's sakes, you're wearing a mask.
Anyway, make a long story short.
So she's at the end.
With the window down.
Which kind of gives you a claustrophobic feeling.
Don't you think somebody should say, hey, do you mind if I close this because we're all kind of like sharing the light?
Of course not.
Then these people in front of us are throwing them back like you can't believe.
Why people don't bring their own little miniature bottles?
I have no idea.
Eating food, slobs, slobs.
But anyway, I just...
I just look at, and I just look at, people are just pigs.
Pigs, slobs.
I'm saying it.
Sloths.
Slugs.
Inarticulate.
Rude.
Covered in tattoos and slippers.
I hate people.
I hate people.
I'm a misanthrope.
Okay.
Alright.
And JFK, I mean, they've got...
Boy, remember when...
Remember when...
Oh, and by the way, in my opinion, and I'm just saying this, I'm just saying this, the best airline, the best JetBlue.
The best.
Oh, oh, oh!
One thing I've got to tell you about this.
You know how sometimes when you call up...
We'll get to this Palestinian stuff in a moment, but I've got to tell you this.
You know how sometimes when you call up and you get...
I don't know what it is.
Somebody told me it was Filipino.
I don't know what it was.
But it's a style like this.
I am so sorry for your...
It's like a bereavement, like a grief counselor.
Yeah, I got a new credit card.
I am so sorry for your inadvertent, catastrophic...
Wait a minute.
It's like this schmaltzy, over-the-top stuff.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I called up JetBlue, and I'm talking to almost like...
Not in Oxford, Don, but one of the most articulate, eloquent.
And I said, excuse me, may I ask you, where are you from?
And she kind of was like, hmm.
And she says, South Africa.
I said, you are the best.
Is there a number?
Can I?
You know how they always say, well, do avail yourself of a customer survey.
I don't want to do a customer survey.
This is the time I wanted to do it.
This is JetBlue.
The brilliant woman.
She's so terrific.
It was a level of class and panache and posh.
I loved it.
Absolutely loved it.
And then I had to call back for something else.
Something stupid.
And I got another one.
I said, may I ask you a question?
Are you from South Africa?
Yes.
I said, even better!
So South Africa...
Not this, have you ever, there's a company I call every now and then, Best Tech Support.
I don't know where it is.
You hear dogs in the background.
But they're the best.
And I'm not going to do accents because people, I did an Indian, I did an Indian accent one time.
I have, years ago, years ago there was this guy that I, when I was prosecuting, we became buddies.
And he said, he was a robbery victim, and he said, I don't have change for that.
I am weirdy, weirdy.
V's and W's are.
Sometimes if you hear Weon, World is One, out of Delhi, I'm weirdy, weirdy.
V's are, you know, V's are whatever.
But he said this word, he said, Bosket.
They took the money from the basket, and I've got basket.
And I said, excuse me, I love accents.
Would you say that again?
Basket.
I said, whenever you do an imitation of somebody, like Boris Karloff, he's the antiposter, you know.
So whenever I said, I always, if ever I want to do an Indian or Delhi, I want to do a...
Not because I'm a racist.
Is that race?
They're Caucasian, for God's sake.
Anyway, but I want to just, I start off with that.
So he and I became buddies, and I said, now do an American accent.
He said, no, no.
I said, come on, try it!
Couldn't do it.
I said, how come I can say, and you can't do one thing?
He did some good curse words.
But I just love accents.
And I love style.
And I love this.
Okay.
Had to share that with you.
Sorry, JetBlue.
I hope you did probably on the best.
The best.
Period.
End of discussion.
Now, I got to tell you something.
First, let me tell you something.
I keep saying that.
Let me tell you something.
So let me tell you something.
I am very much respectful of my brothers and sister.
Podcasters and folks who do this kind of stuff.
I really am.
I can't say it enough.
And I am...
So I never want to just...
Anybody who's doing a good job, especially people who are doing great numbers, God bless you.
Good for you.
But there are some people who get on my nerves.
And I understand they're doing a good job.
Ben Shapiro obviously doesn't understand or thinks.
And the reason why, I don't listen to Ben Shapiro, but he's on that damn YouTube, you know, the shorts and the rotations and all that stuff.
That's why you have to like this video, okay?
Very, very important.
Anyway, so listen to Ben Shapiro, and he's okay.
But he does this thing where he says, let me tell you something about Gaza.
The Gaza, Israel abandoned Gaza, gave it to them in 2005 and said, I know that!
Ben!
Ben, stop it!
Well, how come Palestinians didn't build it up?
They have got water.
Every other country's got water.
Don't quit bitching and moaning about the fact that you've got no water.
Say, Ben!
Ben, please!
Ben!
For the love of God!
Ben!
Try your best to maybe...
I don't know.
Maybe, Ben, you might want to try to come up with something new.
Anyway.
So that's what I wanted to tell you.
This is a very, very, very, weirdy, weirdy, a very complicated deal.
Israel is screwing up.
Nobody apparently is keeping track of how the Palestinians are doing, and nobody cares about Hamas.
Nobody is saying anything about Hamas.
Nobody.
Nobody.
They're not even thinking about Hamas, okay?
They don't even care about Hamas.
Israel going in as we speak, I think, and leveling Gaza?
Oh, no.
But let me tell you something.
The reason why I'm bringing this up.
Ben Shapiro said, shut up!
Please, just stop it!
Wait, this is over!
It's like, I told you the other day, I'm listening to Fox News on this serious, you know, on the transistor, and who is it?
Steve Doocy says, well, and the kibbutz!
What?
You know, when they attack the kibbutz, you mean the kibbutz?
He calls it kibbutz!
Moron!
Oh, dear God!
Fox News died in 19...
I don't know when.
What, 10 years ago?
And they don't even know it.
It's the same...
Mike Johnson!
Nobody cares about Mike Johnson!
Stop it!
Even Mike Johnson doesn't care about it.
But let me tell you something.
The big story.
Why this is important.
As I was going through this hell of JFK with these slugs and slobs and...
Pigs and people walking around with their guts hanging out and cursing and yelling and covered in tattoos and slippers.
Remember when you...
Are you of the generation where going on an airplane was like, oh, it's kind of classy.
Not anymore.
But I realize not one person cares about what's going on in Israel.
Not one person in the entire terminal.
Packed.
Nope, they're all playing game.
Playing a game.
Swiping it.
And some of the guys...
Here I am.
I'm getting the latest with Goss and this and this and this and this and Janine and what about this and Erdemont's speech and I'm so focused like you are and this group, this crew, they're shoving cheesesteaks.
At 6.30 of them, anyway, it's unbelievable.
The level of disconnect.
I'm saying, this is World War III coming, and these judge rules have not a clue.
Alright, that's it.
That's all I'm going to say.
God love you, friends.
We're going to be talking again soon.
Keep the faith.
Don't ever change.
Don't ever change.
Why did I say that?
I have no idea.
I was going to say jet lag, but that doesn't really apply.
There's more to it than that.
In any event, you have a great and glorious day.
And please, I beg you, oh, oh, like the video.
You know I've got to say this.
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