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Oct. 24, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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Why Trump Is the Answer
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This is not exaggeration.
This is not something that is done just for the sake of being, you know, Peekinton.
I have never seen this country, news media, lose its mind.
Over what is happening right now.
I've never seen this.
Israel, Hamas, Israel, Palestine, whatever you want to call it, I have never, ever seen anything like this.
There is no Room for objective news coverage.
What we used to consider, it was axiomatic that everybody, everybody who was a part of a conservative platform was 100% in line with, let's say in bed with is the wrong word, but in line with Anything Israel did.
Anything.
And you see that on Fox, and I don't know what Newsmax does, but from what I'm hearing, Fox is pretty consistent.
But what I'm hearing from other folks, especially those people who are not necessarily sold on the prototypical conservative bent, they're telling their people, back off.
Back off.
This is...
Forgive me if I'm losing my mind here, but it's so obvious.
Let me give you an analogy, okay?
I think, personally, that there is absolutely nothing, nothing to climate change.
Nothing.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Nothing.
It's a very orchestrated and very carefully concocted version of how, how do I say this, of carbon trading, carbon exchanges, carbon taxing, this notion of trying to control the world via carbon.
It blows my mind.
Mine.
Blows my mind in a way I never thought even...
But, but, but, that being said, that being said, that being said, hear me carefully.
I think it is lunacy.
Absolute lunacy for me.
But I understand how people believe it.
How people swear by it.
I don't think they're crazy.
I really don't think they're evil or crazy or environmental despots or anything.
I don't think that for a moment.
Not for a moment.
Nothing.
I don't.
I don't think so for a moment.
And if I could, if I did a news program, I could report how...
People are saying this.
Greta Thunberg said this.
So-and-so said this.
Al Gore said this.
Because they understand their position.
What we're seeing right now is where people who are saying, in essence, Israel has no position.
Nothing.
Or Palestine, Palestinian issues, Or the only position, the only.
It's about occupation.
It's about apartheid.
That's it.
I don't want to hear anything about Israel or Israel.
I don't want to hear anything about the occupation.
Do you understand what they're saying?
I do.
I have been hearing about the occupation and this neo-apartheid forever.
But all of a sudden now it's at critical mass.
It's as though people heard this for the first time.
I can deal with it perfectly.
I understand it.
If you're living in a place and you feel like this was my land, this was my place, and Israel came in and bumped me out because of the Nakba, whatever, that's it.
If you don't understand this, if you cannot concoct a reason, In your mind as to why they would say this, you are demented.
You are foolish.
Not you, but I mean the collective you.
I don't understand this.
Where have you been?
Why is this so confounding to people?
This is what they say.
By the same token, if you don't understand Israel's position, Israel's position, do you not see this?
Our good friend, one of our great friends, one of our initial pioneer members of this, the honeyman, Mr. C.S. Christos Stavrou says, Our world as we knew it changing.
These times are seemingly dangerous and complex.
Propaganda instilling fear?
Are we lost in the fog of war?
Been here since day one.
Trump is the answer.
But how?
Precisely right, my brother.
How?
Where is he?
He should be on TV every single day from his desk in Mar-a-Lago.
Get off the damn golf course and do it.
Absolutely, dear friend.
Absolutely.
We're going to be talking about this.
We're going to be talking about stuff that is so, so incredibly important.
So monumentally important.
In levels, but the best one, the best, I can't believe this story.
And it's not what you think.
It's involving a guy named Mehdi Hassan.
Have you heard this story?
Very smart man, British-born.
I believe Mr. Hassan is of Indian descent, but nonetheless, he...
He was at MSDNC, taken off the air!
Now he's back, and this anti-Israel firebrand is as more as, quote, anti-Israel as you can imagine.
But is he?
Is that what you call it?
Is that what you call this thing?
He's anti-Israel?
Is that it?
Or is he pro-Palestinian?
Or what difference does it matter?
We've never seen anything like this, my friend.
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Now let's talk about Mr. Mehdi Hassan.
But more importantly, more importantly, let's talk about this thing called Mediaite.
I couldn't believe what I was reading.
Okay, here's the story.
Mehdi Hassan, brilliant, pro-Palestinian, anti-Israel, anti-apartheid, anti-occupation.
I don't think he wants Israel ablated, but he is certainly, he's not going to be going, he's not going to be invited to the B 'nai B 'rith anytime soon.
So listen to this story from Mediaite.
Now, media, this is about the media, right?
All right?
I couldn't believe this.
Now, Mehdi Hassan, we'll talk about what he is, but listen to this.
Please, I beg you.
Please, please, please, dear friend.
Let me read you.
Mehdi Hassan and his disproportionate disdain for the world's only Jewish majority state are once again front and center at MSNBC.
What?
This is media-ite!
What?
What?
Mehdi Hassan and his disproportionate disdain for the world's only Jewish majority state are once again front and center at MSNBC.
After a brief hiatus, Hassan, who previously worked at Al Jazeera, the de facto mouthpiece of the Qatari government, Has returned with his typically misleading rants buoyed only by his British accent in tow.
Media-eyed.
Reacting to President Joe Biden's Oval Office address on Chris Hayes' show last week, Hassan rejected Biden's comparison between Hamas and Russia.
Instead, Submitting that the real similarities lie between Israel and Russia.
Now listen to this.
This is from Mediaite, right?
The unquestioned aggressors in the two conflicts are Russia and Hamas, both of which Launched brutal attacks with this explicit goal of bringing about the total destruction of their victim states and have used the indiscriminate torture, rape, and slaughter of civilians as a means to that end.
Russia?
They're comparing.
This is media-ite.
This is Dan Abrams.
This is media-ite.
Moreover, in this article, while Israel and Ukraine are both tolerant, Multi-ethnic democracies that largely, if imperfectly, protect the rights of their own citizens, Hamas' Gaza and Vladimir Putin's Russia are two of the most notorious human rights abusers on the planet!
Likening Israel to Russia, because the former has responded militarily to a ghastly terrorist attack, isn't just morally backward blaming, it's intellectually embarrassing.
Hassan continued among these lines during a monologue on his own show Sunday night.
Now, let me just stop right there.
I'm gobsmacked.
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Would you even try?
This is about the media.
This is taking sides.
Let me just explain.
Were you comparing Russia to Hamas?
You're kidding.
The Einsatzgruppen, Hamas, with Russia?
Who told NATO and told Victoria Nuland?
This is the red line.
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
I can't believe it.
It's not so much that somebody...
You can think...
But media-ite?
They don't even care.
You think somebody would say, hey, hey, we're not here to take sides.
And by the way, this isn't just taking sides.
I don't understand.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I don't think I'm getting across.
Now, we're going to talk about the Trump thing, but this is This blows my mind.
We have now, we used to have Trump derangement syndrome, now we have Israel derangement syndrome.
We have people who are losing their minds over the notion of Israel daring to be...
Now let me explain to you.
What are you supposed to do with Mehdi Hassan?
Do I agree with him?
No.
What difference does that make?
Now, we didn't have this.
Even during Vietnam, you didn't have Walter Cronkowski saying, today you're those bastards.
The Vietnamese, the Viet Cong, today they're ten offensive, those rabacious, bloodthirsty.
No!
Because it was a different time then.
It was a different time.
It was a different world.
It was a different everything.
This is so blatant.
I can't believe what I'm even saying.
I can't believe this.
People are losing their minds.
You want to compare Russia with Hamas?
This is from media?
Oh, they bought into it.
I mean, oh, and Fox News does the same thing.
Do you not see this?
Do you?
Do you not maybe see this?
You're also seeing what's happening, right?
This is so incredible right now.
These people don't get it.
And I'm sitting here and I'm watching.
I'm seeing exactly what's happening.
I'm seeing exactly what's happening.
I see exactly what's happening.
I understand totally what's happening.
I get it.
I understand it.
It makes sense to me.
You've got story after story of liberals and liberal Jews saying, wait a minute.
What happened to my progressives?
Where did I go?
Are you watching that internecine battle?
Are you?
It's the most incredible thing anybody's ever seen.
It's unbelievable.
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Alright?
You got it.
This is the most important thing in the world.
This is beyond anything we're seeing.
I can't believe it was.
I'm fascinated by it.
Fascinated.
There was an article today.
Even Drudge is talking about it.
There was one from the...
Oh, I forget.
What was this?
A great...
Oh, dear God.
It was a great article.
Where is this?
Hang on a minute.
Oh, this media, this blew my mind.
Here we go.
The day the delusions died from the free press.
A lot of people woke up on October the 7th as progressives and went to bed that night feeling like conservatives.
What changed?
Why are people...
Where have they been?
Do you understand what's happening right now?
Hamas is a terrorist organization.
Hello!
Why is this so different?
It's the Einsatzgruppen.
Have you ever heard?
Does it ring a bell?
Ramona Heath, Ramona, God bless you.
This further proves the media.
Has been totally co-opted by the fourth unelected branch of government.
Absolutely, Ramona.
Thank you.
Thank you for your kindness.
Thank you for this.
The media.
And by the way, I would have no problem with Mehdi Hassan on this show.
Go ahead.
I want everybody to stop what you're doing right now.
And I want you to listen to me.
And I want you to listen like you've never listened, like Ramona's doing, like Christos is doing.
Listen to me, okay?
I want you to repeat after me.
So what?
Hashtag, so what?
So what?
I told you I was at a wonderful meeting last night.
A group of people, wonderful people, people who were actually, believe it or not, kind of forced out of the mainstream who were Kind of, sort of, I don't know what the word is, but they can't, they can't, they're afraid of losing their jobs.
It's the weirdest thing in the world.
Now it's the opposite.
And I don't want anybody to lose their job or to have anything because they dare to extol, to speak, to have an opinion.
So in the courts of last night, I don't know what I thought.
I think, very frankly, my position has been so down the middle.
It's not even wishy-washy.
It's like, I see both sides!
Not Hamas.
Hamas is a terrorist organization.
Absolutely.
You don't see Israel?
Israel was attacked by Hamas?
You have a problem?
You're scratching your head.
Nobody wants to admit it.
Nobody wants to address it.
Go ahead.
You can do it.
You can say, that's ridiculous.
That's wrong.
It's okay.
There are people during Vietnam who said, My Lai was wrong.
They had no problem in saying that.
What is the problem here?
What are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
I don't understand why everyone is having such a difficult time.
In severing this, there's a notion in law called the doctrine of severability where you have a contract and if one part of the contract doesn't work or if it fails or if there's something wrong with it, if it's illegal or somehow void for public policy, you sever it.
You remove it.
It's that simple.
You remove it.
You sever it out.
Let Mehdi Hassan say what he wants.
I don't care what Mehdi Hassan says.
Who in the hell cares?
It's America.
It's a free country.
It's different than it used to be.
He's not a journalist.
He's giving his opinion.
An opinion a lot of people agree with.
Like climate change or whatever it is.
You may say, but it's stupid.
So what?
That's what they think.
Do you think that the folks who have been talking about, not Hamas, not Abu Mazen, not the Palestinian Authority, not the PLO, not Fatah, not any of those guys, but do you think the individuals, true question, do you think the individuals who live there, who have complained, who have Large grievances who said they've been mistreated, that they've been supplanted, who feel like second-class citizens.
But do you think they're just making this up?
Do you think they're making this up?
This is my question to you.
Do you think they're making this up?
Do you think they're just full of, you know, whatever, and they just...
No.
Of course not.
Of course not.
Do they have the right to say something?
Of course they do.
Don't you want to hear what everybody says?
I do.
I want to hear what everybody says.
Do you remember Jane Fonda?
Of course.
Do you remember when Jane Fonda climbed atop that anti-aircraft weapon?
And she's basically kissing the arse of the NVA?
And I don't know if it's true, but they said she might have somebody tried to slip messages to her.
I don't know if that's true or not.
Do you not want to hear what Jane Fonda said?
Yes.
Did you want to hear what Tom Hayden and other people say and Dellinger and the Chicago 7 and Rap Brown and Abby Hoffman and Jerry Rubin?
Did you not want to hear what they have to say?
Yes.
I don't know if they should be on TV.
I don't know if they should be on a TV show.
They should be basically necessarily acting as presenters.
What are we so afraid of?
And by the way, media, I can say it, I cannot believe.
You're a media organist, you're talking about the way the media message has been garbled and confused and destroyed, and you yourself are doing it?
Unbelievable.
Now, where's Trump?
Where is he?
Thank you.
Tell me.
Come on, be an apologist.
Come on.
Oh, no.
And you'll make something up.
Not you, but his fans.
Oh, no.
He's waiting.
No, you're just saying that.
Because some people will not say anything about Trump.
Where is he?
This is the chance for him now, ladies and gentlemen, to come forward and do something and say something and be a part of something.
Now is the chance.
Dear God.
What does he, what is going, what, hello, what is happening?
This is your chance, Mr. President, for the love of God.
Please, do something.
Be on a form of video every single day.
Show leadership.
Give your fans and acolytes and followers Something to believe in.
Give them something to believe in.
Something to hope for.
Something to think about.
Something to hang on to.
Give them something.
Anything.
What are you doing?
You're actually asking.
You're making, interestingly enough, you're making Biden look sort of, you know, maybe, at least he's doing something.
He's saying something.
He's made it very clear that he is supporting Israel in his own incoherent way.
I don't know what the point of that is.
Do you understand?
Why is Biden doing that?
Why is it that they understand the Israel thing, but not the Russian thing?
Why are they wasting time with Zelensky?
Why?
What is going on?
Does this make any sense to you?
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, another story that we hear, which we're going to discuss, is in the world and in the notion and in this regime of warfare.
And one of the things which is the most interesting thing, oh, Ramona, Ramona, did you listen to his speech today?
Would this be a President Trump speech?
Is that what we're talking about, Ramona?
Are we talking about that?
President Trump?
Or, or, or, or.
Oh, no.
We're bringing up the liberty again.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
There's always somebody who brings up the liberty.
Oh, no.
Trump was in New Hampshire.
I will listen to that.
I did not hear that.
I have been preparing for this.
Please.
Please.
The liberty.
Why do people bring this up?
Because I know it.
Stop it.
It's, it's, we know.
Why do you say that?
Because I want you to know that.
But why are you bringing it up now?
Because I want you to know that I know this thing called the liberty.
Dear God!
It's like saying DARPA.
What?
I know what that is.
It's called DARPA.
Defense, research, projects, advanced, that's what I know.
I know.
I say these things.
Building 7. I know these things.
Operation Paperclip.
I know this.
No, Ramona, I did not see Trump, but I will see him today.
Let me ask you something.
Why does he continue?
Why must he be in crowds?
Presidents can't be in crowds.
Presidents can't be in crowds.
Do you understand this?
You can't do that.
You have to go out of your way to show people that I'm going to talk to you in different ways.
And one of the things I'm going to do is I'm going to sit down.
And explain to you, not in a crowd, but I'm going to talk to you about something very, very simple.
About an idea, about a plan, about a program.
That's what I want.
That's what I want.
And that's what's critical.
And that's what we need.
He needs to do this.
He needs to do it every single day.
Every single day.
He needs this every single day to show Leadership and brilliance.
He's got to be coached.
What am I doing here?
He's got to be coached.
That's what he's got to do.
Big time.
Now, here's my question.
What does Trump do now?
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The role of women in battle.
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Oh, I got something to say about that.
A lot of people don't like that.
A lot of people don't like it because warfare, they say, no, this is about war.
This is about men with tattoos and Fred Ziffel beards and special ops and wraparound glasses.
Not necessarily.
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Question, class, should women be allowed in combat?
There was a story today about the brave women, brave women who are fighting with tremendous intrepidity.
But first, The lovely, the talented, the enigmatic, the ineluctable.
Mr. Eric, Professor Eric Thaddeus Walter says, no student this morning had ever heard, much less understood, what One Belt, One Road is.
Oh no!
The BRI, the Belt and Road Initiative, the new Silk Road.
And they're econ and poli-sci majors.
Nor do they have any clue about current events in the Levant.
I'm nauseous.
Eric, I understand.
The other night I was speaking to folks and I mentioned, did you know about Bricks or Bricks Plus Six?
Nothing.
Dear God, help me.
Help me.
Hit me.
Somebody hit me.
Ramona says, Fred Ziffel beards made me laugh.
Love the reference.
By the way, Fred Ziffel was a world war...
Remember his song?
Fred and Doris Ziffel.
Parents of Arnold.
And the only one who spoke to Arnold was Lisa.
John McGuire couldn't get hired, said Trump hasn't changed the drapes in Mar-a-Lago since 85. What makes you think he's going to pivot on his style?
You know what?
You're right about that, John McGuire.
You're right about that.
But let's talk about women.
Women.
Can women fight?
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
Right now, I have a group of people.
And I'm going to let women in.
Yes or no?
Battle.
Full thing.
Full everything.
Whatever.
All the weapons, tanks, snipers, the whole thing.
Should they be in front line?
Yes or no?
Should they?
Thank you.
Which should?
Should?
Should?
Should they?
Yes.
Edie, yes.
CGI Joe says no.
Women should not.
Come on, you don't believe that.
No, no, no!
You sexist, Neanderthal, troglodytes, you antediluvian, I love you though.
The Liberty!
I love you.
I always will.
Remember, you're like that child.
I love you for that.
I'm not going to turn my back on you.
You're nuts.
I want a killer.
I want killers.
You don't think a woman is a killer?
Excuse me.
This is sexist.
You think of this, you know, the fairer sex business?
You don't need to be picking up body.
There's always, well, what happens if somebody's on the, you know, there's always these, you know, these things you have to do.
Listen.
Not every woman, not every woman is able to do it, but there are some who are without, they are vicious.
I want killers.
Do you understand this?
I want killers.
I want these people who are the most frightening things, and they can shoot, and they can think.
And they can hold up.
And they're not going to break down and cry because they broke a nail.
Now, I don't know what happens when they have to relieve themselves and their bodily waste by squatting in some latrine they just, you know, dug.
But if a man can do it, tough.
You want to do this?
Yes.
Absolutely.
Women are as vicious.
And as great, and as strong, and as determined, and show as much leadership as anybody else.
This is backwards.
This is backwards.
And you know who really doesn't want that?
The people who do these podcasts.
You know, these ex-Delta Force guys.
Well, we were in there, and I was in Fallujah.
And he dropped me off, and I remember he went on down there, and it was pretty rough stuff.
Got a bunch of them coming at me on the side.
I turned, I got the M4, I got them on the belt, fit them with an M9, and hit them with a damn, but tactical, and that's called tactical.
I called Sergeant Major, Sergeant Major.
Stop it.
You don't think Ramona can do it?
You don't think she has a mind of a killer?
Women are too compassionate in general.
But if a sight test is included, yes.
Women are compassionate.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Women are compassionate.
Oh, Ramona.
What if it's their baby?
Do you ever see a mother with its baby?
Somebody goes after its baby?
Compassionate.
Now, that baby is transported not from that child, but to the unit, to the babies, to the family.
They are familial.
Women are superior to men.
I'm sorry.
I know you don't want to hear this.
You should see in prisons.
You should see in prisons.
You know what they form in prisons?
Families.
You know what men do?
Well, you know what they do.
It's the most bizarre thing I've ever heard in your life.
Weird territorial gang.
Women are...
No, no.
Women go, I can't shoot them.
The hell you can't.
Women, psychically, are superior.
And one of the reasons why men do better is that they are more malleable.
They're not as deep.
You've heard this.
Women are crazy, but men are stupid.
Men are simple.
They're simple.
They believe in simple things.
Women think.
Women hold grudges forever.
Women never, ever, ever forget anything.
It's who they are.
God had to give one of them the ability to give birth.
I'm sorry, Sparky, but it's true.
And who got it?
Women.
You became women.
You got all of the equipment.
And not only that, the intellectual and the psychic firepower to do this.
Not a man.
You did.
You don't have to have children.
You don't lose that.
Grandmothers don't lose this.
Women are different.
Who are the most vicious in the animal kingdom?
It's the woman.
Who is the most flamboyant?
The most fey?
The most foppish?
The peacock?
Oh, because they have to camouflage themselves.
Women are superior.
Women can also, they don't necessarily go to violence right away, but they can give you a dirty look.
And that means something.
Give you a dirty look.
We wouldn't be in as many wars if women were running the show now.
I'm sorry.
Victoria Nuland and Margaret Thatcher notwithstanding.
Ramona Heath says, the babies on the other side will make women hesitant.
I am confident in many women, but we are genetically different, and I think many men can't do it either.
Oh, no.
Sorry.
Because, Ramona, with all due respect, I think when a woman sees the threat to her own babies, her own men, women, her own unit, I think there is this Indescribable, indestructible sense of valor, the likes of which no one has ever seen.
Christo Stavro says, women can lift a car up to save theirs.
You've heard this.
That story, by the way, came out of Tampa years ago.
If you're in a firefight, Ramona, if you're in a firefight, and I'm there with you and me, And all of a sudden, I never forget this, this great line.
Somebody says, it's like a steel mosquito.
And flies by.
This thing just flies by.
And they're shooting.
And we must commence the...
What do you think happens?
What do you think happens?
Do you think the woman's going to say, well, you know...
Not every woman, not every man.
Because, my friends, you forget one thing.
Training.
Training.
Training is what does it.
Training is what puts you in the position where you think to yourself, I'm ready to go.
Training.
Training.
That's it.
The unit.
Now, do you think that there'll be some kind of Hanky-panky going on?
Do you think that in the event of a woman who maybe gets hurt, or somebody who's not in the field, so to speak, in case she is hurt, do you think that, what, a man would say, I'm going to go, I'm going to show more of an allegiance for her and towards her and regarding her because of the fact that she's, you know, she's been hurt because she's a girl after all, and I'm, you know, that's something to consider.
Do you think that the notion of molestation, in case some terrible, terrible things, if caught, you think the man's not going to feel that?
What about gays?
Should gays be in the military?
Should they?
John McGuire, according to the higher, says, yes, women can serve in combat.
However, tactics, you didn't make up in equipment, would need to be different from the men, top, optimize their efficiency.
You know what?
That's a very interesting thing.
And you know what they also said was during the time, believe it or not, during the time of the time Harry Truman considered desegregating the war, they thought about the same stuff.
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He's right.
Now let's talk more about war.
Let's talk about this.
During the time when our good friend Harry Truman was asked whether perhaps blacks should be integrated, People at the time say, no, no, no, no, you don't understand.
No.
Unit cohesion.
It's nothing personal.
Unit cohesion.
The unit cohesion.
And they said that.
They said that repeatedly.
They said, you don't understand.
It's not about...
Black folks can serve in the motor pool.
Harry Truman said, no, that's an order.
And miraculously, for reasons that, well, frankly, nobody ever thought of, guess what?
He did fine.
Superior.
Excellent.
It was like nothing ever happened.
It was like, okay.
Blacks and whites, okay.
Asians, okay.
Same thing happens for women, same thing happens for gay.
I believe in the military, and I believe they can follow any order you want.
That's what I want.
I want them to follow orders.
I want training.
I want them to be able to say, this is what we do.
This is what we do.
This is what we think.
This is how we act.
This is the way we do it.
If you tell us to jump, we ask how high.
That's the way it is.
Sir.
Sir.
What'll it be?
I love units that just do what they're told.
War, soldiers, sailors, marines, are machines.
They're always told, well, you know, you can refuse an unlawful illegal order.
Good luck with that one.
Good luck, Sparky.
Good luck.
Don't think that's going to happen too often.
Good luck with that one.
Nobody wants to talk about that.
By the way, did you sign this up?
I'm giving this again.
Did you sign that link up?
Did you link to the newsletter?
Did you see?
You've got to see this.
And people right now, they listen to me and they go, what is this guy?
What is he, a liberal?
Is he a conservative?
He wants gays in the military and women?
And he understands both sides?
You can't understand both sides.
It's got to be either or with Israel and Hamas.
Or Palestine, rather.
Hamas is a different story.
New subject.
How would you stop Hamas?
Quick.
How would you stop Hamas?
How would you?
How would you stop Hamas?
Is Hamas in Gaza?
Is Hamas in Gaza?
Do you have to blow up Gaza?
Come on!
Are you kidding me?
Seriously?
Do you really have to do this?
No.
No.
Sorry.
I was reading today, I said, what is with this?
Why is water?
It was suggested that whenever pipes and water equipment is brought in that is used immediately thereafter by Hamas as some form of, to make mortar tubes and all this other kind of stuff.
Come on!
You're kidding me.
What would you do?
Stop the money.
Very good.
Stop funding them.
Very good.
Liz Solak says, what was the name, movie with Demi Moore?
G.I. Jane.
Remember that one?
Cut off the supply train.
Let the women handle it.
Lionel should be in charge.
You damn right.
Where is Hamas?
Where is it?
Cutter.
Cutter.
Do you think, do you want people to talk about, alright Cutter, you gotta cut it out.
Get it?
There's a joke here somewhere.
Cut it out Cutter.
Okay.
What do you want us to do?
We want you to cut it out.
Okay.
You want us to cut it out?
Yeah, cut it out.
All right.
Well, here's the question.
Maybe you can help us with this one.
Maybe you might want to be able to, oh, I don't know, figure this one out.
Could you maybe tell us, United States, how many folks do we promote?
Ramona Heath says, I agree, any unit that trains together can fight well no matter who they are.
Absolutely.
Not only that, not only that.
Don't you think, Ramona, you can shoot?
Don't you think you can shoot?
I mean, hand-to-hand combat?
Okay.
Read the story about this unit of women, these Israeli women, who are fantastic.
Can you shoot?
Are you in good shape?
Can you handle it?
Mentally?
Can you do that?
Can you handle the notion of what war is?
Do you know how many people we've...
Come on.
Stop it.
We basically...
We've turned elections around.
Don't give me this nonsense about, well, you're in the United States.
We do it, too, for the love of God.
We do the same thing, too.
You know it.
We all have done it.
It's one of those...
I mean, look, look.
I know, look.
I know we're a good...
We're a good...
Good bunch of folks.
I recognize that.
I really do.
Who in the hell are we to talk about?
Well, Qatar funds...
Okay.
Who do you think is funding the Azov Battalion in the right sector?
Huh?
In the Donbass?
Huh?
John McGuire couldn't get hired.
Stop Hamas.
Published some studies indicating that terrorist activity is directly linked to suppressed homosexual tendencies.
Well, you know, it's funny you say that.
To an extent.
To an extent.
But I would, and I know for a fact, I would have promoted ideas that there were just to confound folks and the like.
I would have done some stuff to say that maybe there might have been some, oh, I don't know, some repressed, you know, thoughts that people might have.
Well, for example, you heard the story.
You've heard all the rumors about Arafat, right?
I mean, that thing was going on forever.
That would not play well.
In the real world, you know, because he was married, had a wife, and yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that would not have played well in the least.
Now let's talk about this.
It's very, very simple.
First and foremost, if I picked up the phone and said to Mohammed bin Salman, Mo, yeah, it's me.
Listen, got a question for you.
Who's responsible for Hamas?
You know what Mo would say.
You're kidding, right?
You're kidding.
No, no, I'm serious.
You're kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Quit saying I'm kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Who?
We all are.
What do you mean?
We all are.
I mean, when I do it directly, we all are.
Of course we are.
We all are.
What are you talking about?
Ramona says, I go to the range all the time.
You know what?
There is nothing sometimes more fun than going out there on a nice day.
I like outdoor range.
Indoor range.
I like outdoor.
And I used to love the people who'd set up with the little box.
Downrange, you ring the bell, and you walk down, you make your guns.
I loved it.
I loved that.
But that's not combat.
Combat shooting is a whole different story.
But going back to what I said, I said, Mo, what are we going to do?
Are we going to stop this?
We need...
Yeah.
I mean, Hamas is there, but...
Well, where's the leaders of Hamas?
Oh, I got a very simple thing.
I got a very, very, very, very simple thing.
What do you think it is?
How do you stop Hamas?
How do you stop Hamas?
Tell me.
Tell me how you do it.
What would really get their attention?
Do you go to the lower levels?
Do you get these 20-year-old kids, these incels, these freaks who don't have anything to live for?
Do you want to do that?
You want to do that?
What would you do?
Come on!
Think like Israel.
What would they do?
I'll tell you what they do.
They would say, Mo, yeah, we know the name of these people.
Sure we do.
We know who they are.
We know that.
I can't recall the name.
But they're head of Hamas.
Yeah.
Mo, you know what's going to happen, right?
Yeah, I figured.
We're going to send something, and I've never understood this.
At the time, whenever there were these people who were taken out, you know, all of a sudden you see these black and white, you think you have better optics than this, but you see this black and white, and you always see the missile.
It looks like it's coming down because it goes up and it comes down.
Anyway, you see this, boom, right?
Okay.
And I'm not one of those people that says, ooh, wasn't that cool?
No, it's not cool.
But it's a moment of precise obliteration.
You know and I know.
Somebody's going to say, that guy, we know where he is.
You know where he is, right?
You know where he is.
And if somebody said, okay, it's time to do the expurgation.
That makes a tremendous statement.
A tremendous statement.
It tells the whole world, like, you know what?
Not a good idea.
Not a good idea.
It's not a good idea to be one of these people.
It's not a good idea to be in Hamas.
Not good.
It has nothing to do with the Palestinians.
Nothing to do with the Gazans.
Nothing to do with the West Bank.
But that guy, that guy who thought it'd be a funny idea to teach paragliders and to go in and to attack kids.
That guy who's taking the credit for it?
Yeah, okay.
We've got more spooks.
We have more double agents.
We have more people.
We have more people who would give that up because of other people.
Threats, double threats.
You better give him or something bad is going to happen to you.
Whatever.
Stop.
You know what I'm saying.
That's the way to do it.
That's step number one.
Number two.
In a poll, in a recent poll, 70% the citizens themselves realize Hamas.
Let me ask you, do you think Gazans support Hamas?
Good job, Hamas.
Thank.
Hamas, good.
Or as my friend calls it, Hamas.
He says Hamas all the time.
Not Hamas.
Hamas.
You think they're doing a good job?
Do you think?
Do you think they're doing a good job?
Do you think, do you think Seriously.
Listen to what I'm saying.
The people in Gaza say, yeah, that Hamas, they've got our back.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're making things so much better.
It's suicide by cop with the Gazans in the lead.
And they know this.
What are they going to do?
Do you think that, yes or no, do you think they say, keep up the good work, Hamas.
Way to go.
And we don't mind moving.
No, no.
We don't mind you painting a bullseye on us.
Go ahead.
That's great.
We love this.
Are you serious?
You're serious, right?
Now, I'm not saying they can say something.
I'm not saying it's a good idea for them to go out in public and tell the world.
What they think, but do you think for a moment?
Do you?
Do you think for a moment?
No way.
Absolutely, positively, no way.
Okay?
No way.
Now, how do we get to that stage?
What happens?
Nobody's interested right now.
They like to see what's happening.
They like to see what's going on.
They're sitting back.
MBS, Erdogan, Xi Jinping, Putin, Assad in Syria, Jordan, King Mohammed.
Of course they can do it.
Of course.
If they say, all right, that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Done.
Finished.
All right, Hamas, stop it.
Listen to us.
We're in charge of your money.
You think if MBS picked up the phone and said, that's it.
No more of this.
They're going to say, no way.
No, we're accomplished.
Stop it.
So by virtue of the fact that it's still going on, means that it's being allowed.
Number two, look at what they're saying right now.
Look at what they're saying.
Look at what Biden is saying.
Not now.
Back off.
Let's fix this.
We're not really sure.
Hold off on the invasion.
Hold off on this.
Now, do you think Israel has to go through with the invasion?
Yes or no?
Do you think Israel has to go through with the invasion?
Yes or no?
Do you think Israel has to go through with the invasion?
Do you think they have to say, we have to show them what this looks like?
We can't threaten this.
We have to do it.
Do you think so?
That's what's critical.
That's what's critical.
And that's the sad part.
And that's where my heart says, oh no.
Oh no.
No, no, no.
Please, no.
Eric Thaddeus-Walter says, like the medieval longbow, the smart device culture of immediate communication has made us more detached, apathetic, and voyeuristic.
Interestingly enough, isn't it?
It's made us, Eric, more detached.
You know, it's funny you bring up the longbow.
It's a very, very important thing.
The longbow was responsible, as you know, for doing something which was very, very, very, very critical.
Ramona says, yes.
Well, I agree.
At the time, battle was up close.
It was personal.
It was nasty.
It was horrible.
It was horrid.
It was, oh my god, it was just beyond getting up and I could smell you.
I had to look at you in the whites of the eyes and we would fight and command swords.
So somebody realized, you know, with this longbow, if we get back, sit in our back, pull this thing back and shoot it, all of a sudden there's a fusillade of...
Arrows that come out of nowhere.
This rain of arrows.
It's like, wow!
Plus we don't get to see them.
We don't get to look at them, smell them, look at their eyes, have any kind of connection with them one way or the other.
This is actually, this is pretty, you know what?
This is pretty good.
This is pretty good.
And that's what Eric meant, which is true.
That separated us.
And with that, It depersonalized the notion of war.
Same thing we have with some kid playing on a game switch on a Quonset hut somewhere playing these weird games where they're shooting people using a variety of horrible devices and the like.
It's a fascinating subject.
Think about these poor people.
Think about Let me ask you something.
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Remember, food, water, power.
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What would happen?
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I think what I would do if I could run the show and I wanted to destroy a civilization, what would I do?
The first thing I want to do is I want to destroy your spirit.
I want to destroy your spirit.
I want to destroy your hope.
I want to scare you.
I want to scare you.
I want you to be terrified and traumatized.
This is what I want you to do.
I want to dispirit you.
I want you to have no faith, no hope.
I ask this question.
What do you think would happen to our kids today if they had to go a week with no phones?
Answer my question.
What would happen?
Could you go a week?
Could you go a week?
I could go a week because I wouldn't die.
I would lose my mind.
I'd lose my mind.
If I didn't have obscure Gore Vidal lectures or somebody to speak about Something arcane?
I don't know what I would do.
Ramona Heath says, public execution of terrorist leaders televised.
YouTube won't let me spell that out.
Ramona, does that do any good?
Does that do any good?
Does the public expurgation, execution of people, does it?
Does it?
I don't know.
I've never tried to type something out where you say, It won't let me do it.
I don't know what it means.
Does it say, hey, you can't write?
I don't know.
I know you've said this.
I believe you.
I just don't know how it works.
Let it tell you.
Don't write that.
I don't know how this works.
But anyway.
I'm beginning to change my mind as to the efficacy of capital punishment.
I'm changing my mind daily.
For the longest time, dear friends, I've always believed that I was against it, not because it was immoral, but because it was ineffective.
The fact that there were people out there who were being waxed and dispatched who, you know...
May not have done what it was that they did, and I can't imagine a few things being worse than somebody who's, you know, we're killing the wrong person.
But, but, what if something is efficacious?
What if something works?
I told you this story, and I don't mean to be gross, but I find it fascinating.
Fecal transplant.
The Chinese talk about 2,000 years ago.
Somebody realized that gut biomes, that biota, that good bacteria in the gut, sometimes, especially in cases of C. diff, where diarrhea, I mean, people have died from this.
Somebody said, got an idea.
Let's take somebody who's got a good gut biome, biota, this collective.
Let's take their Feces.
Purify.
Do whatever has to be done.
And sometimes you can put in a pill, but no, let's just reintroduce it via colonoscope into someone else high up under the interstices and the little bends and nooks and crannies of the colon.
Drop it off and let the effulgence take place.
Wow.
R. Heath says, message not sent, edit and try again.
Wow.
As though you can't figure out how to get around that remote.
You know what I mean?
Now, when someone first thought of this idea of this trance passage, somebody said, you have lost your mind.
And when I bring this up to you, people say, that's the first thing.
That's because we like to say that.
We like to say that and make that face.
Okay.
Well, guess what happens?
It saved lives.
They said it might be even linked to reversing bipolar disorder, alcoholism.
Seriously.
Well, you know what?
Sometimes, if there is this thing that you do, That seems brutal, seems inhumane, seems contrary to our particular way of thinking, but actually is beneficial.
That gets people's attention.
Maybe, maybe it's a good idea.
Maybe it's a good idea and maybe it works and maybe, and here's the deal.
Maybe what is the most important out of all of this world stuff is that it's effective.
Maybe the stuff that was brutal and barbaric and got it done, if done using some minimalistic sense of due process where somebody says, this person has been found guilty.
What if it had an effect?
What if it said, wow?
What if it worked?
What if it worked?
If it worked, I think I would change my mind completely.
Because it's not necessarily just that we're getting the wrong people sometimes, but the notion of whether it's efficacious, whether it's even effective at doing the thing it pretends to be.
That is what I want to know.
That is the issue.
So we will see.
What I said today, and by the way, this is why we need...
Is there anybody here who would not vote for President Trump?
I will not mock or chide you.
I'm just curious.
Is there anybody here?
Who will say, I will not vote for him under any circumstances whatsoever.
I'm writing him in no matter what.
I think Bobby Kennedy, I don't even know where Bobby Kennedy is.
I don't even know where he is.
Where is Bobby Kennedy?
I don't even know.
I know he's, I get this email.
Is there anybody here who says, I'm not going to vote for Trump?
Because I'm writing his name in no matter what it is.
I can't imagine anybody even being better than him.
There's nobody.
Ron DeSantis has just collapsed.
Is there anybody else?
I would vote for Dr. Shiva.
Okay, good.
I'm writing in Lionel.
Very good.
I like that one.
I...
Junk yogurt?
Mr. Yogurt?
Now, you know and I know.
With all due respect, he's very effective in terms of what he's been able to do in terms of his podcasting world, but come on.
I would pick in my cabinet Eric Weinstein just to drive people crazy.
He would be in there.
I don't understand what particular capacity I would do that.
I would have, believe it or not, Victor Davis Hanson who there's something about a person who knows where we have been.
I like his stuff.
Even though he is probably one of the most seemingly the most unimaginative In terms of secretary of defense, Colonel McGregor.
Absolutely.
I would have as a special advisor, John Mearsheimer.
My first Supreme Court nominee, I don't know if you'd ever get past it, will be Judge Andrew Napolitano, just because I like his particular style.
I would have Gerald Salenti brought out just to yell at people.
And we'll call him the yeller.
We'll give him a name.
He's just the Minister of Efficiency or something.
I'd have him come out and just yell.
I mean that.
John Mearsheimer would be my foreign policy because I would want academics.
I don't want politicians.
I hate politicians.
I don't want politicians.
First thing I'm going to do is we're out of NATO.
Gone.
See ya.
We're done.
Don't need that anymore.
Just like CETO.
Remember Southeast Asia?
Remember CETO during Vietnam?
Don't need that anymore.
I'm done with that.
Next, under the Lionel administration, I'm going to say I want the following I want to close down the following agencies.
Department of Commerce, Department of Energy, Department of Education, Department of Labor.
You don't need any of this.
It creates a mess.
As I mentioned before, as I would advise for President Trump, he would be surrounded by ninjas.
He would have ninjas around him.
Ninjas in black outfits.
He would completely dissolve the Secret Service.
Gone.
Key, in essence, says, if like me, we would all vote if...
Like me, we all vote for me, it truly would be the people's winner.
If, like me, we all vote for me, it truly would be the people's winner.
Hard to disagree with that.
I think.
I'm not sure, but thank you very much for that.
How about have the most...
It would be the simplest thing you just...
I would have no inauguration.
None of that.
Trump, when he went...
Last night we had a fellow, very nice man, said, is there any way Trump could win?
Yes.
If they let him.
If they let him.
Because if the shadow government says, we don't want him, that's it.
That's it.
I would also have Nigel Farage in my cabinet as something.
I don't know what it was.
I would have him there.
I would just have him there.
The people I just like.
And I love their attitude.
I love their spirit.
And I love the way they think.
I would also look at Nora Volkoff.
I would have as the minister of drugs.
I know that sounds weird, but the high priestess of drugs or whatever you want to call it.
Because we have to do something drastically to fix the drug problem.
And it's not about, we gotta give people alternatives.
No!
You cut off drugs and then you also do this thing.
You pick them off the street and you get them off the street and you throw them into rehab.
You declare them, you declare drugs and mental illness as a public nuisance.
Not that we demean these people.
But we get them off the street, and we put them into treatment, and we lock the door.
You can't get out of treatment.
Eric Thaddeus Walter says, Mrs. L should have a cabinet position regarding the implementation of medieval devices for those involved in particular activities.
Oh, yes.
What was it called?
The pair?
Oh, I agree, sir.
Absolutely.
One thing I would do is I would immediately say we are not going to be held captive by crazy people anymore.
We're going to pick them up off the street and we're going to take them in two places.
And we're going to hold them there until either they get better or they do not pose a threat to others.
That is it.
It's not incarcerated.
It's for their own good.
I want them off the street.
99.99999% of all people with mental illness are fine.
They're not on the street.
They don't hurt anybody.
They're fine.
We're not talking about that.
I can talk about somebody just talking to themselves.
I'm talking about somebody who is violent.
When you are violent, it's a different story.
Next, under my administration, you will see Hercules unit.
You will be constantly amazed.
At how many police cars there are.
How many urban assault units there are with lights on.
They just are always there.
Always there.
It's this thing.
You will hear about people who will be in and there will be an incarcerative aspect to our society.
Never the prison industrial complex.
Not privatized, but government-run.
Very, very simple.
But in places where we have huge places that are out of the way to only put people who we don't ever want to let out again.
We're not going to do this anybody who gets into a problem.
Probation is still very, very effective.
Recidivism is less than you think.
And there's just a handful of people.
There's just a handful of people.
For example, in New York City, out of a city of eight, eight and a half million people, there's probably like less than a hundred people that the police know.
These people are in trouble.
You're gone.
You're through.
In the middle of the night, vans come and ninjas, I like my ninjas, they jump out and they escort these people off the street and they have special tribunals where they are adjudicated.
Habitual felony offenders, three times you're out, whatever you want to call it, where they are put in a position where they are recognized and targeted and identified as being public enemies, numbers one throughout.
They are removed.
And you know this.
The following man was off the street.
This man, Cedric, was, here's his rap sheet.
I would also have...
As somewhere along the line, I would have as one of my, I would have Grady Judd, the Polk County Sheriff, Grady Judd.
Have you ever seen a Grady Judd press conference?
It's the greatest thing in the world, or the Grady thing.
Grady Judd out of Polk County.
And I would tell people, this is what we are doing.
7,000 people arrested for public urination.
7,000.
4,000 of those was one guy.
7,000 people were arrested.
You're not going to piss on the street.
You understand what I'm saying?
You're not going to do that.
Operation Pissed Off, whatever it is.
7,000 people.
I'm also going to have new anti-shoplifting.
Do any of you, dear friends, run into this?
Mrs. L and I go to a...
If we go to a CVS in the city, we always say, hello, can I get that body wash?
Just a minute.
Customer need.
Customer needs.
You know, assistance on aisle four.
Customer need.
What is this stuff?
Customer need.
What is this customer need stuff?
Customer needs.
And some guy said, what is it?
And he's got to walk all the way to the back to unlock.
What do you want?
You want that one?
You want that one?
Yeah, without the sulfur.
No sulfate.
Okay, this one?
Yeah, fine.
This is barbaric.
This is barbaric.
Do you have that?
Have you ever heard of this?
Number Larry Hogue.
Yes, the wild man of 96th Street.
Yeah, they got rid of him.
Absolutely.
Oh, Larry would not even have had a name.
We have to go to Jersey sometimes and say, look, you can get so bad soap.
I don't even have, and even they have locked up.
Locked up!
In my world, everybody has one rule.
Like they do in a Costco.
You have one exit.
One exit, that's it.
If you want to get out, you've got to go to this one exit.
One exit, and there are people standing there.
You're not going to get out.
You are not going to get up.
And there are people that I would have who are the most intimidating people.
I would hire by the pound, by the height.
There are gargantuan people out there who really love to show their stuff.
They love it.
I would have them situated.
I would pay them handsomely.
You've got to go through that person.
It's that simple.
What are you going to do?
Make a rush for it?
And we put an end to it.
And the reason why these stores don't do it is because they're making money with insurance.
Take it!
I make more in the claims.
Take it!
Oh, shoplifting I have no time for.
None!
And children?
Oh, God.
I would say, good evening.
My name is Captain Barnwell Lefevre.
And I'm in charge of special operations for this here Lionel administration.
And we realized here at the administration that there are people who decide sometimes they want to hurt children.
And if we say in the South, that dog don't hunt, we will not abide that behavior.
So what we're going to do is this.
We're going to put you on hold.
We're going to put you on notice.
Come January 1st.
January 1st.
This is what will happen to you if you hurt a child.
Number one, this is a tub of axle grease.
You've probably seen this.
Number nine, axle grease.
Number nine is my favorite.
Very viscous.
And this is a soldering iron.
Now if you put the soldering iron in the axle grease, you'd be surprised what you can do with it.
You can get real creative.
And if you touch a child, come January 1st, we're going to take this here of soldering iron, apply some number nine axle grease, and we're going to make your day very unpleasant.
You will walk with a noticeable limp from that woman on.
You'll look like Festus.
You'll get like an Amos Holy Luke.
That's what we're going to do.
Now here's the deal.
If you don't like this, if you want to protest it, if you think it's barbaric, if you think it's the most ridiculous thing anybody's ever heard, here's what you do.
Don't touch a child.
And the punishment will go the way of the thumbscrew.
It'll just never be used because nobody will be causing us to use it.
But if you decide to test us, and I know somebody will be doing that.
Come January 1st, giving you a chance, you are going to have it most unpleasant.
And I can see it right now.
We're here live at the Pensacola, wherever it is, base where we have the first person to receive this particular punishment.
It's not a death penalty.
No!
Here he is.
Now keep an eye on him.
Notice how he looks when he walks in there.
Notice that walk.
He's not going to have that walk when he walks out.
Just watch that.
And he comes out, and we said, do you have a couple words for the people?
And I think he would sit there, and he would say, whatever you do, do not hurt a child.
Don't.
Don't.
What was it, Singapore, where they were going to cane that kid?
Because they said, hey, don't deface our stuff.
And we said, well, I don't think it should.
Why can't they cane?
That's their country.
They put you on notice.
Whatever you do, don't deface stuff.
Look at this.
Old Luke ate all them eggs.
The greatest from Cool Hand Luke.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Friends, I want to thank you.
I've been talking too long.
I've been talking an hour and a half.
An hour and a half.
That's just too long.
And you've been with us a whole night.
Let me just say something to you right now.
Key, in essence.
Eric Thaddeus Walters, thank you.
Ramona Heath, Ramona, Ramona, Ramona, my Ramona.
Thank you so much.
Seriously, thank you immensely.
John McGuire, couldn't get higher.
So incredibly nice.
Christo Stavrou, the honeyman.
Thank you so much.
What else we got here?
We got this, we got this, we got this.
How about that?
Oh, look at this.
Just incredible.
That's right, my friends.
Christos one time gave me this honey.
It's a hot honey.
I love hot.
I mean, I've always liked it.
By the way, a little technique for you.
Not that you need my help, but you know those red pepper flakes that you kind of put on stuff?
Take them and grind them.
It'll buzz them up in your coffee grinder or whatever you use.
Your spice mill.
That gives a nice...
It opens up that capsicum or whatever it is.
And let me tell you something.
That'll set you free.
Still doable, but it makes it into a nice powder.
And boy!
Alright, dear friends.
Thank you.
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Let me tell you something.
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Now, we're going to fix this place.
In the meantime, we're at least going to have fun talking about it.
We'll see you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Don't ever change, folks.
I mean this sincerely.
Don't forget.
Oh, oh, oh.
And one more thing.
Remember, you've got to follow Mrs. L. You've got to follow Mrs. L. I'm telling you right this moment.
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All right, dear friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
See you tomorrow, 8 a.m.
And until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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