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Oct. 19, 2023 - Lionel Nation
10:11
My America: Home of the Profoundly Stupid Voter
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I have a bad habit.
I use the word stupid too much.
And I do.
So I've changed it now to imbecilic.
America is imbecilic.
Not stupid, but imbecilic.
You see, America, and I know something about this, having lived here my whole life, I know a little bit about it, And I should say Americans.
And Americans are, not stupid, imbecilic.
Fools, Boeotians, Chuffs, Churls, Boars, Dimwits, Dolts, vacuous, vapid, void, vacant, insipid, empty vessels of nothingness.
Easily, easily swayed, easily persuaded, and easily duped into a sense of complete and total complacency.
Americans don't care about anything.
Americans just figure things will kind of work out.
Our school system stinks.
Our culture, well...
I don't know if culture even exists at this point.
I don't even know if it even matters.
I don't even know if people even understand what culture means.
Whenever we try to say that we believe in something, some left-wing judrool comes up, some chooch, and he calls us populist or nativist or whatever, and that slows us down.
I don't care.
Why?
Because, frankly, people are stupid.
They're imbecilic.
Look at the moron who's in...
What did you expect?
What did you think was going to happen?
What did you think?
These people stole the election legally.
They ripped off the election legally.
They said, hey, Donald Trump's going to win.
We'll fix that legally.
And you know what America did?
Nothing.
Because America didn't like the way he tweeted.
America didn't like that.
Americans don't vote.
They don't think.
They have no critical thinking skills.
Nothing matters.
When I was a kid, I know people say this, but we had this thing called geography.
And when you look at, this is my, of course, my Dollar Tree globe, when you look at the world, and you kind of marvel, marvel at how many countries there are, and how many cultures there are, and how many languages and currencies and Frames of reference and individual histories and colors and shapes and hues.
When you look at the diversity of the world, it's fascinating.
But if you're an imbecile, you don't care.
Because you never learn it.
It doesn't matter.
It's over there.
Because one of the things that the American citizen has is this.
Part of the imbecilic profile is this sense of hubris that nothing really matters but us.
Nothing really matters.
Nothing's important.
Nothing's critical.
We're the center of the universe.
Everybody else is third world and second rate.
Oh, Putin, get out of here.
Saudi Arabia, guess what?
They run the world now.
We have crime problems that are off the charts.
And you know what America does about it?
Nothing.
Nothing.
America has no clue as to what to do.
It just doesn't know what to do.
It doesn't.
America comes along.
I never knew how stupid we were until COVID came along.
Oh, dear God.
America just fell into that thing.
I mean, with both feet, they said, we can handle this.
This is great.
Wonderful.
It's fabulous.
We wore masks, stood in line.
We socially distanced ourselves and we didn't know why.
We had no idea why.
None.
We had no clue.
And we got scared, real scared.
And we turned on each other.
And we wore masks and double masks.
And we got boosters and double boosters and variants.
And we just fell in love with this cornucopia of vaccinology.
And when anybody asked, do you think maybe we should look into this?
What did we say?
What did they say?
You're an anti-vaxxer.
Shut up.
Then we threaten to take away your social media platform.
And people say, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, sure.
No, no, no, fine, fine, fine.
It's incredible.
Right now the world is saying, oh, oh, and don't even bother bringing up Israel, Hamas, don't.
Don't.
It's the most incredible thing.
We're good people, kind of, sort of.
I mean, our...
The average American...
Oh, and let me not forget to mention the average teenager.
Dear Heavenly Father.
Dear God.
Oh my God.
Have you seen these people?
These maundering, staring, flat...
Affect, demented, just these, I don't know what they are.
No eye contact, no handshakes, no personality, no, nothing scared, remote learning, anxiety, where there's a little, you know, there's a little...
They're service ferrets or whatever it is, and they're anxieties, and they're CBDs, and I don't want to go outside, and that's a trigger warning, and I don't want to go to work, and I want to sit in my jammies all day, and I don't want to date, I don't want to drive, I don't want to think, I don't want to get married, I don't want to, I'm some incel freak, some, you know, it's interesting.
When you look at what is Hamas, for the most part, the Hamas warriors, these are like young people, 18, 19, 20 years old, no jobs, no hope, a bunch of, again, incels, but they're pissed off and they're motivated by something, albeit, you might say, terroristic.
Americans would never do this because Americans don't think.
Americans don't know.
Americans are just fools.
Americans are gedrools.
Americans are idiots.
They, especially our young, they would never, ever, Fall into the ranks of a Hamas warrior because that would involve gumption, focus, ambition, you know, some sense of, okay, I'm involved and I don't know what.
I mean, it blows my mind.
It really does.
I mean, it blows my mind to the point of not being able to even grasp To understand, to truly be able to fathom the future.
Because America, I'm sorry to say this, I mean, I'm one too.
I think President Company excluded, you and I are talking about it, which is stupid.
And unless we can get out of the stupid, forget Hamas, forget this, forget anything, forget AI.
Have you seen New York's mayor?
Oh dear God.
Dear God.
He was talking about artificial intelligence and I wanted to scream the irony of this.
Ladies and gentlemen, I said ladies and gentlemen, I think we dropped that pronoun.
You know the pronoun stuff's over, right?
Nobody's talking about pronouns.
Ah, pronoun day.
You know what?
I don't even see them on any more of these emails.
Nobody cares about this stuff.
Nobody cares.
We went through this.
Same thing with...
Drag queens and all that.
Stupid.
We're stupid.
And unless America gets past that stupid thing, you can forget about anything involving the future.
Why?
Because we're imbeciles.
Dimwits.
Dullards.
Iconas.
Beosians.
Ne 'er-do-wells.
Empty.
Vacant.
Sad.
Vapid, void, vacuous, nothing.
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