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Aug. 24, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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The Meaningless POTUS Debates Are Finally Here and Vic Will Think He Won
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The End Right now, we are waiting for this thing to start, this debate, which I really don't want to watch, but I will because I have to.
Have to for you, and we've got to talk about it.
I'm also going to try to catch the Trump interview with Tucker.
And I'm going to start off by telling you something you already know, and I think you do know this.
These debates don't mean anything.
They're a waste of time.
And that's why I'm going to watch it.
So I can talk about how much of a waste of time it is.
Have you ever known anyone who ever changed his or her mind because of this?
Come on!
Stop it!
Let me start off by saying right now, right off the bat.
Let me thank you, born to raise hogs.
Thank you for the love you're showing.
Thank you for putting your money where your mouth is.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for being a friend to the show.
Thank you for appreciating what I'm doing.
Thank you for saying, way to go, partner.
That's what you're doing.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Takes a lot of work.
I'm pumping this stuff up left and right to keep this energy level up to make sure you understand what's going on and to give you something and nobody else is doing it.
Bourne, and I thank you.
Thank you for recognizing that, my friend.
Thank you.
You're a good man.
You understand that?
You're a good man.
A damn good man.
What a man.
What a hell of a man.
We lost Terry Funk today, by the way.
The great...
Professional wrestler, not from Texas, from Indiana or something.
I think Dory is still living.
Dory is 82. I saw Dory Jr. win the tag at Fort Homer at the Armory when he beat Gene Koniski in a spinning toe hole.
Remember that?
Remember the I Quit match?
One of the great lines, what you did to my eye.
Dusty Rhodes, the I Quit match, the microphone in the eye.
Now, that was something worth watching.
That was something worth watching, my friends.
So, a couple of things.
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And let me also tell you something, my friend.
COVID is coming back.
And masks are coming back.
Everybody's saying this.
Everybody's telling you exactly what's happening.
Are you seeing what's happening?
Do you see what's going on?
Do you follow what's going on?
Are you seeing this?
Yes!
Kathy Hochul!
Oh my god, check out Bobby Kennedy.
Where is Bobby Kennedy?
But Kathy Hochul is talking about quarantine.
Quarantine.
What am I trying to say?
Quarantine.
Isolation camp.
Isolation camps.
Dear God!
Isolation camp.
This is not like anything we've ever seen.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
This is like nothing we have ever seen.
I don't know how to explain it.
I don't know how to put it into any kind of framework that makes any sense.
I'm telling you, this is nuts.
And these people are out there somewhere.
And I can only guess.
I can only guess.
I can only say things like, well, I think this is the way it is.
And I think.
I guess.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Who knows?
I never thought I'd be seeing anything like this in my life.
I never thought I'd see anything or even be talking about anything like this.
And you know and I know that what we're talking about tonight Nobody on that stupid stage is going to be even remotely interested in this.
Because the guy to beat isn't going to be DeSantis, but Vic Ramaswamy.
They're going to go nuts with Vic Ramaswamy.
That's right.
Oh, Vic.
Vic's going to go crazy.
Hey, look who it is.
There's Daniela Moros Cutter.
Thank you, Daniela.
Aren't you sweet?
Bless your heart.
Thank you so much.
See that?
She shows love.
She shows love!
With a super sticker.
That's right!
Daniela Modos Cotter.
I'm kind of West Tampa-sizing your name.
Daniela Modos Cotter.
To me, I sing everything.
To me, gracias.
Muchísimas gracias, Daniela.
Okay, me entiende, oíste?
Okay, okay, my friend.
All right.
So let's handicap it tonight.
Vic Rama's mommy's gonna do a great job.
The guy to watch, if you're just gonna be trolling, is gonna be Chris Christie.
Chris Christie's a guy, he's the dude to watch.
He is the dude to watch.
You know that, right?
Because what is he?
He's a big blowhard.
I'm not making fun of his weight, but he's a blustery blowhard from Jersey.
And that's, believe me, they have some of the best blustery blowhards in the world in Jersey.
And he can sling it out with the best of them.
Now watch this.
This one thing is going to be interesting.
Watch how they go after and absolutely destroy DeSantis.
DeSantis doesn't have it.
He doesn't have it.
And it's sad to say, and I don't know why.
I don't know what the story is.
I don't know.
Why they've made it so difficult for him.
But!
But!
He's going to come back and it's just like it's not going to be.
So what would be your advice to him?
What's the advice for anybody?
What's the advice for anybody?
Think about it.
What is it?
What do you tell somebody?
How do you go out and how do you tell somebody that this is a way you should be?
This is a way you should act?
What do you do?
Well, the thing you do is you've got to make sure that you're honest.
Number one.
And if at all possible, ignore people.
I know this sounds hard to believe.
People would say, ignore people?
Yes, ignore people.
Ignore them.
And the reason why you ignore people is you always make your case.
Never let anybody decide for you what's going to be your message.
Don't.
Don't ever do it.
Don't ever let anybody see or let the world see how you're going to do it.
Now, what does he do?
What does his...
What do I always tell you?
Always make sure you have a vision.
Always make sure you tell America what you're going to do.
Always make sure you say, this is what I'm going to be talking about.
This is the future.
Do something that you can make fun of some people.
Thank you.
You can talk about what you've done.
Do you think people care about what governors do?
Governors are the closest things to presidents anybody will ever see.
Governors are great.
Governors are wonderful.
Governors are just terrific.
When it comes to mimicking and trying to represent what presidents do, okay?
So that's what you're going to do.
Let me ask you something right now.
I'm asking you, what would be your thing?
Give me the top three.
Something where people are going to listen.
They're going to say, I want this guy.
What are you going to say?
Forget going after somebody.
You can look at somebody and say, whatever.
Here's what I want to say.
Nobody's ever done that before.
Nobody's ever ignored them.
I mean, you can say, is that the best you can do?
Seriously.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to talk to you about something.
I want to talk to you about, what is it?
What is that one thing?
Don't talk about the economy.
Don't talk about the economy.
The economy is the worst thing ever because people don't...
What do you know about the economy?
It's factored.
Give me your one, maybe your top three.
What are the things that really get people?
It's a very simple thing.
Remember, You've got to ask somebody, what is it?
You want somebody to say, I love that guy.
What would it take?
What would it take?
And don't be esoteric.
Don't talk about things like, we have to make sure that the military industrial...
No, no, no, no, no.
What is it?
There's something going...
Let me give you an idea of something that's happening here.
I sound like, for what it's worth, like stills.
In the past, I don't know how many days or whatever it is, I've seen, or once, I've seen more I have seen more drug addicts with needles than you can imagine.
I've seen more than you can imagine.
I never saw needles before.
Never saw needles.
I saw them on TV.
And of course, I've seen cocaine.
Somebody showed me one time heroin.
It was like a bartender.
I think it was heroin.
That's about it.
Pills.
So, I mean, I'm sorry.
I haven't really...
I haven't seen...
But I've seen needles.
I mean, just like you can't believe it.
So, all of a sudden, right outside where we be, we're seeing these encampments.
These people are like...
So, I walked up one day and I took a picture because I wanted to show somebody.
This is what's going on.
This guy says, hey, you can't do that.
I said, you can't do that.
What?
I said, and the guy had his shoe off.
You know how you always talk about, and they shot him between their toes.
Did they really do that?
This guy was doing it.
I said, you're talking about me taking a picture?
He's injecting drugs into his feet.
You can't do that.
And I thought to myself, what am I doing?
This is ridiculous.
I'm arguing with somebody.
What am I doing?
We're not doing anything.
I said, stop it.
Please.
I'm talking to junkies.
What is this?
Panic in Needle Park?
What am I doing here?
So anyway.
Well, all of a sudden, there's this sign.
This police, Department of Sanitation, to say, you've got until Thursday.
We're going to clean your And get the out of here.
We're warning you.
Didn't say it like that, but that's kind of what it meant to say.
By the way, Lionel Merch still got my original mug like a mother.
This thing's been everywhere.
Now, hear me out on something.
Hear me out.
Do you think there's a possibility that somebody may be somewhere Decided that somebody says, now listen, we've got to make sure things are a little bit better.
A little bit better before the election.
To grease the skids for our good friend, Mr. Gavin Newsom.
So, alright, I want you to start shaping up.
Shaping up.
Make things a little bit better.
Clean some stuff up.
Make sure about it because we're going to make sure because Gavin's coming into town.
You don't think it's possible?
Because things are very weird.
But you said, somebody said, the number one issue, does New York City smell like a pot of party?
No, it smells like a bad dope, like that skunk weed.
By the way, all these pot stores, there's nobody in there!
There's nobody in there!
It's empty!
I don't know who's buying this crap.
There's nobody there.
Sex trafficking?
Nope.
That's not the number one thing on people's minds.
I mean, it's important.
That's not the number one thing.
It should be.
But that's not the number one thing.
That's not...
That's not it.
I would start with the various, various, various, the simplest thing possible.
I would use the old Ronald Reagan line.
He asked very simply, are you better off than you were four years ago?
And mine would be very simple.
Do you want four more years of this?
Do you want four more years of this?
Ladies and gentlemen, the hardest thing about doing what I do right now is for me to tell you what it is and where I start, where I begin to tell you all that's wrong with this administration.
Now, this man's going.
You know it, and I know it, and I don't know whether he's going to go before, but he's gone.
You know it, and I know it.
He's ready, he's ready to go.
He's signaling to the world, I'm ready to go.
And some might say he might be exhibiting a little bit of the Sicilian flu.
He might be kind of maybe exacerbating or rather exaggerating the particular problems that he has because he might be, in a very weird way, he might actually, believe it or not, he might be setting things up so that if ever they come after him, because you see Rudy Giuliani with a mugshot today?
It's one of the saddest things I've ever seen in my life.
What that man has done, how that man did more to save this city.
And to see a mugshot of Rudy?
No.
No.
It's really, I mean, it is worse.
But anyway.
Joe Biden is not going to be around for a long time.
But this is a guy who decided, when going to Lahaina...
And by the way, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, every, vorbei, every, every person For example, Chris Christie.
Chris Christie, interesting to know.
Chris Christie, in 2012, during Sandy, wore his fleece pullover.
And he would come on and they loved him because he was in charge.
You know why?
Because in a weird way, he's kind of like father.
Very paternalistic.
I'm looking after you.
I'm doing the right thing.
Okay, fine.
So he came on and he did his thing and whatever it was.
And what was Interesting to note was that people liked him because it was there was one scene, I'll never forget, it was a Jersey Shore and there was a Ferris wheel or something.
It looked almost like the Planet of the Apes, you know, that was sort of the Statue of Liberty.
It was this Ferris wheel, like in the middle of the Atlantic.
It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
In 1965, LBJ was approached by Russell Long, I believe, and Wade Boggs from, not Wade Boggs, Hale Boggs.
Or Wade Boggs, too.
He was ahead of his time.
And they said, we have Hurricane Betsy in New Orleans was...
Destroyed.
Flooded.
The Pontchartrain, Levy, and the usual stuff.
He said, if you do this, you've got 68 coming up.
This would be a very, very important move for you.
He said, okay.
He did his little thing during the day.
They fired up Air Force One and took off.
And there was a place called the George Washington School.
And there were these African-American workers in almost pitch black.
They were underneath the school.
There's darkness.
There's flooding.
And they're trying to get sandbags.
All of a sudden, they hear this voice.
And how can you possibly miss LBJ?
And he said, this is the President of the United States.
Or this is your President.
And he goes, and I'm here to help.
I don't know what the hell they did, but they almost said, oh my god.
They never forgot that.
Then you've got, you're doing a heck of a job, Brownie.
Remember that?
Remember Brownie?
Katrina?
Remember that?
Remember Katrina?
Remember these people were just floating?
Remember when people were floating?
Dead people?
Drowned people?
The Superdome?
I mean, what the hell is this?
*sad music*
Every politician.
So what does Pops do?
What does the White House squad do?
He goes there and says, yeah, I know how you feel.
19 years ago, I almost lost a cat in a kitchen fire.
My 67 Corvette.
Yeah, so I know.
I know.
People with kids are missing.
Kids are missing.
And he almost lost his cat.
Almost.
Because luckily for him, the fire department put the fire on.
This is the level of dementia.
But it's not just that.
It's symbolic and emblematic of how detached they are from you.
They don't care about you.
So very simple thing.
Do you want four more years of this stuff?
Whatever this is.
Did you ever think, ladies and gentlemen, imagine Chris Christie.
Imagine, Chris Christie, stop.
Would you respond to Chris Christie?
Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
Every time I open my mouth, I get to tell you what I'm going to do for you.
We've got to ask ourselves a very simple question.
Do we want four more years of this?
Did you ever think you'd live in a time when grown men would be walking around with their shvans hanging around in a gym with your daughter in swim class and some guy who's 6 '4 and weighs 220 is...
Destroying your daughter.
Forget the fact that she's terrifying him.
He's basically flashing her because he's a trans male.
And he's destroying her chances of getting a scholarship.
Destroying everything.
Did you ever think you'd live through that?
Did you ever think you'd live in a time where people would say, let's reimagine the police?
Reimagine the police?
Let's defund the police?
Wait a minute, what?
As people come into Sephora's and CVS's and Walgreens with big...
Did you ever think you'd see this?
Do you want four more years of this?
Do you want me to go on?
Do you know how easy this is to stop?
Now we can talk about here.
Now imagine this.
Now imagine this.
I'm on this debate stage.
I got all these people with me.
I got Vic.
And I'm going to say, look, I like these people.
I respect all of them.
They're good people.
And they want us all to...
And the reason why they won us is that Fox News, who, by the way, put all his money on DeSantis until DeSantis sank tank, and now they're putting it on old Vic, and they're doing it for one reason and one reason only.
They're trying to make money for all the money they lost when Tucker left.
And don't ever let them fool you.
Oh, no, we're doing great without Tucker.
Nonsense.
Now, in the scheme of things, Fox News may not be that big of a deal, but don't tell me you're doing better without Tucker.
Because he was your main guy.
And you got rid of him because they made a deal with Dominion to fire this guy.
And they settled for three quarters of a billion dollars.
They didn't settle, they gave up.
Well, I don't give up.
And I'm not going to waste your time yelling at these people.
I think these people are great.
Chris, I even like you.
You're a good man.
But I'm better.
And here's what I'm going to do.
Oh my God!
They wouldn't know what to do.
And if somebody went after me and said, Vic, did you rehearse that?
Be honest with me.
Vic, did they give you that in your binder?
Did you learn that line?
Come on, Vic.
Vic's a good guy.
He's a good man.
But I'm better.
I would own that.
I would own that thing.
They would say, what was that?
Was that a debate?
He talked the whole time.
Any time I'd open my mouth and say, and another thing too, let me ask you something.
Ladies and gentlemen, do you think gas, why do you think gas prices go up?
Be honest.
Do you think a president can do a lot to lower prices?
President Trump did.
Remember how low gas prices, same gas.
That's not because there's less of it.
It's a commodity.
It's speculation.
Come on!
Do you think that a couple of years ago when Trump was here, what, there was more gasoline in it now?
Stop it.
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Let me tell you something.
I want to make sure that I do everything I can to make this the best country in the world and to protect you and your family.
That's my number one goal.
That's number one.
And that means making sure that you're, you know, safe.
And let me also tell you what that means.
I don't give a damn what other countries do to each other if it doesn't affect us.
I know you're not supposed to say that.
But I am not going to drag your sons and daughters into some war so that Raytheon or...
Some kind of Boeing can make more money selling more death machines.
Do you understand that?
I'm not being Pollyannish.
I'm not trying to break into kumbaya.
That's what I want to do.
Are you with me or not?
If you do, vote for me.
It's simple.
It's up to you.
I'm not going to beg you.
You're in charge.
You're in charge.
Now, a lot of this stuff, another thing too, those are like the big things.
Crime, keeping you safe.
And then we get into this other thing.
I don't know when you do it.
I don't know how you do it.
But it goes something like this.
I don't know what happened.
You know, folks, everybody says, you know, when I was a kid, things were better.
They always say that.
We didn't lock the door.
You didn't lock the door.
We locked the door.
Did you lock the door in your car?
You locked your door.
You know, we used to come home and I had a paper route and I used to get up in the morning and deliver the papers and then I'd go to a swim meet and we'd go to the sock hop with my best gal.
Come on.
What are we, Danny and the Juniors?
What is this?
Opie and Mayberry?
What are you talking about?
I'm like you.
Things were weird when we were kids.
That's the best part sometimes about being a kid is things were weird, but it's never been like this.
Our little kids walking around for you.
Do you know what it's like when you take a kid and you cover up everybody's face in a mask and it's Halloween every day?
What do you think that does to them?
Now, do we need to do that?
No.
You know it and I know it.
Hell, even Fauci said it.
Remember that?
Even Fauci said it.
Even our friend Dr. Fauci said it.
Ladies and gentlemen, K. Hemat says, Grazie, Mr. L., for bringing us some daily sanity in this world of absolute insanity.
Thank you.
You see that?
That's a mensch.
Or a, I don't know what.
I can't tell.
I don't know what your pronouns are, but thank you.
From the bottom of my heart.
You make me wanna shout, get your hands up.
Thank you for that.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
And I mean that sincerely.
You know, I gotta tell you this stuff.
I've been thinking about these poor Lahaina people.
Do they have food?
They're turning to each other?
What the hell is Joe Biden doing?
I gotta tell you one thing I would do.
One thing I would do.
This is so simple.
I would have three of us say, you, come here.
What is your name?
Jerry?
Jerry, who are you?
Megan?
Okay, good.
Give him a jacket.
Give him a FEMA jacket.
You're going to love this.
You're going to be my FEMA and White House, whatever it is.
We're going to get a camera and we're going to have a special channel and you're going to be there.
And you're just going to sit there and you're going to talk to people and they can talk to you and you know how to do this thing.
We have this thing called the internet.
And you're going to be in charge.
And I've had people call up and we're going to say, I have devoted 24-7.
I'm going to have somebody around the clock to handle this thing.
First time anybody's ever...
Imagine it's the...
It's the...
Oh, what am I trying to say?
It's the...
Fireside chat.
But done in real time.
This is the thing I'd love to do.
I would love to show you...
I would love to say, for example, the first time ever, I'd be the president.
I would talk to people all the time.
I don't know.
I'm not going to do question and answer.
I'm not going to waste my time with that.
But of course I would do this.
You know what I told you, and I kind of sort of told, I didn't tell Trump directly this, but I told people that I thought would tell him.
I don't understand why nobody's ever done this.
And I told you this before.
Why don't they go around the White House and show people what the White House looks like?
Jackie Kennedy did it.
Who was she?
Not Charles Carole.
The guy with the curly hair.
Anyway.
I would sit there and say, I'm your president.
I work for you.
And this is your house.
I'm just staying in there.
Can I show you some great things about it?
Can I show this for the kids?
Because the kids are great.
Remember years...
Do you remember...
This is before my time.
Fiorello LaGuardia used to read the funny papers.
He used to read the comics to kids.
It was the greatest thing in the world!
What a gimmick this was!
Can you imagine kids coming in?
Well, maybe not with Biden, with kids, but normally you would say, can I show you this?
Have you ever seen where we live?
Have you ever seen the best part about being depressed?
Well, one of the best parts.
You can eat anytime you want.
Come here.
Let me show you the gallery.
You're going to love this.
Walk in.
Sorry, folks.
Don't mind me.
He goes up to each person.
This is our friend Jerry.
He's a head chef.
He does a fantastic...
This is the most incredible.
These are the unsung heroes.
And then I would tell you, have you meet the groundskeepers.
There's Jerry, and there's Davey, and there's Eloise, and they've been with us.
How long have you been with them?
They've been here longer than I have.
They keep your house in tip-top shape.
Because don't forget Harry Truman had to live, I think, in Blair House when the place was going to fall down.
The White House was going to cave in.
Remember that?
Wouldn't you go nuts if you saw that?
Wouldn't you go crazy?
If the president said on YouTube, or wherever it was, they said, listen, I need your help.
We have a bill coming up.
And I want you to call your congressman.
I want you to go, and I want you to tell him that you need this.
Let me tell you why.
We've got an expenditure to help our...
Did you know that our young men and women who come back, or let's just say, for example, they are unable to enjoy all the perks and benefits of their medical benefits, and we're going to do the best we can because they deserve the best, and they are the greatest, and that's what we're going to do, and that's what this bill is about.
So make sure you call your people and you tell them, wouldn't you go...
People would say, I've never seen anything like this.
The president didn't talk to you.
Trump kind of, nah, didn't really talk to you.
I would talk to you.
You would love me.
You would know me.
I wouldn't have to go out and campaign.
I'm campaigning all the time.
All the time.
I would do stuff that you would do.
If all of a sudden I said, well, you know, we got a dog.
And by the way, we got this dog.
And we didn't just get this dog.
This is our dog.
You know what he did?
He peed on the rug.
Does anybody know what to do about this?
I've asked a lot of folks.
We don't know here.
But what do we do?
We try the Weepad, whatever.
Do you know if somebody says, oh, I know how to do that.
My dog pees in the cupboard.
I said, yeah, but this is the White House.
Look at this rug.
I love this dog.
What do we do?
He's staying with us.
Remember the checker speech?
Remember that?
No, we're not going to give that dog back.
Who was it?
Fala?
FDR's dog?
They don't know how to do it.
They would love me.
I would, no matter what.
I'm telling you, I don't know what to do.
And you've got this drool who went there and said, yeah, I almost lost a cat 19 years ago.
What are you talking about?
Then he says, hey, I hope you got your big shoes on here.
Boy, it's hot.
Yeah, it's hot because it was a fire.
This is almost nuclear, you idiot.
What's the matter with you?
And then he's falling asleep.
Give him more Adderall.
What's going on with this?
I don't get it.
I mean, he just doesn't care.
Now, if we ever get to the chance to get to the good stuff, and I've got to tell you one more story.
You know this Caitlin Collins?
Don't you look like a forbissima face?
She's got that foons all the time.
What's the matter with you?
It's like she's got, you know, cramps or something.
You know, I always think, bad news.
Well, we've got to do the colonoscopy again.
What?
It didn't take.
It didn't take.
What?
That's the look like she's got.
Wow.
She's talking about 9-11.
My skin...
My skin crawls.
He says, so are you talking about conspiracy theory?
Saudi Arabians?
Listen, honey, you were in fourth grade.
Let me ask you a question.
Remember one thing.
I don't care about anything.
Give me forensics.
Epstein, JFK, and that.
Forensics.
You want to talk about that, Caitlin?
Huh?
I don't think so.
You want to talk about conspiracy theories?
I'll talk to you about this.
You ready for this?
You sure about this?
Because I know they gave you this to say, you don't know this, they give you.
Some researcher gave you this story.
Well, here's one your researcher doesn't know.
You want to do that, Caitlin?
Right now?
Live?
You sure about that?
Okay.
Here we go.
Answer me this.
And by the way, if you don't have any questions, if you doubt this, I got about 150 firemen who will come here and don't verify this.
Would you like me to do that for you?
You don't know this, do you?
So they have got you, Caitlin.
You're some hired gun.
And they thought, oh, he's going to show me.
Do you see how Vic Ramaswamy just laughed at her?
Just laughed at her.
It was the...
I mean, I got to tell you something.
So anyway, we're going to see that.
The best debate ever.
I ever saw was on Channel 7. It was Bernadette Castro against Daniel Patrick Moynihan.
I swear to God, he almost turned his back.
Didn't even look at her.
Didn't even look at her.
I'm talking about that.
He had the mid-Atlantic accent.
I felt like that.
And she was like, hello, hello.
And he just didn't even look at her.
Brilliant man.
So tonight, let me ask you something.
Who's going to win?
Very, very simple.
Whatever that means.
Whatever this winning means.
I don't know what the hell it means to win.
Who is going to win?
Give me your...
Tell me what you think.
Garcomo says, Vivek Pass is shady.
Liv says, I remember my dad getting up when the...
When the PPG went over 0.99...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh.
you Thank you.
Is this per gallon?
This sounds stupid.
What is a PPG?
Did I miss something per gallon?
Would you tell me that one, Liz?
That sounds...
I remember a guy one time, he says, as soon as cigarettes go to a dollar a pack, I'm going to quit.
And he quit!
I saw cigarettes here were like $16 or some ridiculous.
Dear God, it was like, what?
What?
So let me ask you something.
Who's going to win tonight?
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Hurry up.
Let's go.
Price per gallon.
Look at you.
Look at Liz.
Yeah, I should have known that.
Did you ever think about this?
Sometimes you think about what your father, your mother, you'll hear somebody say something, you know what, that's what they said.
Because you end up, you know, you end up saying exactly the same thing they said.
Exactly.
Wouldn't you love to know what your parents were at your same age?
That was always been a dream, to talk to my father when he's the same age, not that kind of a thing.
Because he would look at himself.
You would look up and say, you know, he's not that bad.
You know, not that bad.
Not that bad.
I had great parents.
It's great.
Trump and Tucker?
Oh, yeah.
Roosevelt is buried with Fala and Champ.
I did not know that.
I did not know that.
Well, Trump's 40 points ahead.
Trump cannot.
How about Larry Elder?
Larry Elder's a good man, by the way.
Very smart.
I like him a lot.
He has always been...
I think he has natural intelligence horsepower.
I really think he's legit.
The one who does nothing for me is Nikki Haley.
Oh, my God.
I gotta even ask myself, who's gonna be on the debate?
I think Larry Elder's suing him tonight.
Who will be debating this evening?
I love Google for this.
Who will be at the...
I gotta go to Al Jazeera.
Okay, look at this.
Nikki Haley, Mike Pence, that guy, Doug Burgum.
Did he hurt himself?
He was playing basketball or something?
I don't know what that will happen.
Oh, poor Ron DeSantis.
Imagine you're Ron DeSantis and people do this.
Son of a...
You had it, man.
You had it.
No.
Oh, no.
here Jenna Ellis' mugshot.
Did Trump do a mugshot?
Well, oh, she's smiling.
You know what?
Good for Jenna Ellis.
That's the way to do it.
That's the way to do it.
You never...
Rudy looked like he was going to...
Trump didn't do a mugshot, did he?
Tomorrow.
And it's going to be televised.
Well, they said they're not going to take a mug shot.
It's going to be televised to you.
Okay.
You know what?
Good for her.
I'm not a big fan, but good for her.
If you're going to do it, act like nothing.
Remember, if you're ever arrested, don't ever hide the cops.
Don't ever do it.
Carlo Gambino, just walk out.
Can you believe what they're doing to me?
Look at this.
Anyway, Doug Pergam.
Bergam.
He hurt himself.
Ron DeSantis.
Poor thing.
Oh, damn.
Here we go.
Here's Asa Hutchinson.
Yeah.
Chris Christie.
Bless his heart.
Tim Scott does nothing for me.
Nothing.
None of these people.
It doesn't matter.
None of these people.
You just listen to me.
Listen to me.
The best way to handle this, remember, is me say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Anyway, here's the word.
Just say, that's nice.
That was a good one.
Did you write that yourself there?
Okay.
And then come on and say, I like these people.
Look, they're good, but I'm better.
Here's what I'm going to do.
Ignore them.
Own it.
Ask your crew, how can I do something nobody's ever done?
Don't do it the usual way.
Don't come out and say the usual stuff.
Come out and say, what can I do that nobody's ever done?
That's it.
It's that, that simple.
Period.
All right, friends.
By the way, let me ask, let me say a special hello.
Oh, oh, thank you to I don't know if I'm pronouncing it.
Thank you so much for your kindness.
Very, very good.
Who was it?
Don't forget.
Oh!
Daniela Moros Cutter.
Kind of that West Tampa thing.
There was another one too I missed.
Born to Raise Hogs, I think.
This thing doesn't go back forever, so I don't know.
I'm not sure about that.
But thank you.
Thank you immensely for that.
I appreciate it.
Seriously.
Let me also tell you again, please, don't forget to follow Mrs. L. Very, very important.
Don't forget to go to LionelMedia.com.
Oh, I got some good stuff, especially that 9-11 stuff.
Every now and then I'll meet somebody who knows nothing.
I say, did you know?
Can I show you a few things?
Yeah.
In fact, I like to say, you got your camera?
Go look on your laptop here.
Look this up.
That's the best.
I mean, that is the best.
And listen, I want you to listen to me carefully now.
I know what you're thinking.
I remember the first time, the first time I ever heard anybody talk about, seriously, storing food, I thought, God.
Okay.
Not anymore!
Do you know anybody, seriously, do you know Anybody who today thinks differently about disasters, do you?
Everywhere.
I mean, what is happening?
Can you?
I've never seen anything like it.
And I'm telling you, if you're smart, and I know you are, Could it prepare with Lionel.com?
Not for me.
Well, I guess maybe direct.
For you!
So you can get 30 days of food?
Do you know what that's like?
If all of a sudden they close one store and all of a sudden they say, what's happening?
And then you take your local channel for and it goes...
We're out here at the Piggly Willie and they're closed.
And people are outside honking, hey!
And the next thing you know, this door closes and then people freak out.
Remember what people did with hand sanitizer?
Hand sanitizer!
Remember that son of a gun was storing it and he was hoarding hand sanitizer?
Remember that?
People go nuts!
Whenever you see those empty shelves, And you think, oh no.
We gotta go to the store.
Remember that?
We gotta go to the store.
And what do you get?
Bread and milk.
Listen, if I'm inside with somebody, I don't want to get a bunch of lactose intolerance people with bread and milk.
That is nasty.
Think about that.
I just can't say this enough.
You know how this works.
So anyway, preparewithlionel.com.
Do it!
I don't know what to tell you.
We're doing it.
Nobody ever thinks about stuff.
I say, what would you do?
What would you seriously do?
I've got this friend who goes, well, I got my gun.
Well, let me tell you something.
Remember one thing about guns.
The reasons for guns.
You know what that is?
That's for people who, whenever they suggest or sense that there's a A breakdown in order.
That's the people you've got to worry about.
Anyway, so that's it.
Alright, dear friends.
Listen, you have a great and glorious day.
Thank you so much for your kindness.
We'll see you tomorrow.
We'll do a...
Oh, by the way, you do know that most of the time, Trump turns himself in tomorrow, right?
Yeah.
That's when most people are going to be talking about today's debate.
So tomorrow, Trump's going to completely...
Bypass that.
In total.
You dig?
Okay.
We love you.
Have a great and glorious day.
Don't ever change.
I mean that sincerely.
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