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Aug. 12, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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Michelle Obama Will Never Ever Be or Run For President
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Let me clarify something once and for all.
Michelle Obama will never ever be or run for president of the United States.
Ever.
Ever.
It ain't gonna happen.
Take it to the bank, write it on the wall.
Let me tell you something.
Every two months, three months, they float this beaut up.
Oh, Michelle Obama's gonna...
Forget it!
Never!
This is just a trope, a meme.
Let me explain to you why, but first let me ask you to like the video, subscribe to the channel, and hit that little bell so you're notified of new videos.
Let me explain something, and first let me make something very, very clear.
I am not, now, nor have I ever been, one of these virulent Auntie Michelle folks.
Never!
I've never had...
This enmity towards her.
I actually admired her for at least trying to introduce the notion of healthy eating, but they mocked her.
I wasn't too crazy the way she acted less than thrilled when Melania came with the gift.
Remember when they came?
No.
But aside from that, I never ever cared for this viciousness that was I mean, just vicious.
That was directed to her.
About her being a man and people would actually take her show.
I mean, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Say what you want.
You don't have to like somebody.
I know people talk about, you know, look.
And by the way, Trump has done so much himself to talk about looks and Chris Christie's fat.
But there's business about, and even with that Joan Rivers business.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's nuts.
And there are people who say, oh, no, no, no.
That's nuts.
Okay?
There's no basis for that.
That is just a trope, a meme, and a horrible, okay?
Which is my point.
You think she wants more of that?
You don't think she knows that?
You don't think she hears that?
Do you think there's any woman on the planet today who doesn't want to be known as anything but gorgeous and beautiful or whatever?
That's why she wants to be the next Oprah!
That and what Oprah does, I have not the foggiest idea.
Oprah was terrific when she was a talk show host.
She was great then.
What the hell does she do now?
What does she do?
Where's this money from?
She's one of the chosen.
What does she do?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Bless her heart.
But that's another story.
Look.
Michelle Obama doesn't want to get anywhere near the White House.
She went through eight years of that.
She knows all that it's about and all the four flushers and BS artists and, you know, glad handers and the rats and the, oh, this vicious, horrible.
That's the last place she wants to go.
To sit and go through cabinet meetings.
And go to campaign.
She wants to campaign.
She wants to live on Martha's Vineyard with, hey, how about that chef or whatever?
Three feet of water?
Hey!
I'm just saying.
That wasn't talked about again.
Wasn't that weird?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
That was weird.
But, you know, hey, look.
Nobody asked me my opinion.
She wants to live in Martha's Vineyard.
Do her thing.
Did you ever see that?
I tried to watch.
It was horrible.
It was something special.
This is what I put on my workout music.
Oh my god.
Self-indulgent, which is fine.
Look, she's been through this.
She doesn't want to be president.
She wants to be Michelle.
She wants to be love.
Remember her arms?
Where'd you get those arms?
Beautiful.
She wants to do audiobooks.
Remember her book?
Do you remember that?
Do you remember that?
I don't even know who wrote that.
But it was the most.
I mean, put it this way.
It was almost, and I say almost, Kamala Harris' circuitous drivel.
You know what I mean?
Some of these things.
I believe in the essence of...
I'm remembering the last time I read one of the excerpts.
But it was...
Look!
She never made a deal with us.
She doesn't owe us anything.
She's married to Barack.
That's it!
That's it!
But she's never going to be president.
They do this because the Democrats right now are scared out of their minds.
Better yet, not the Democrats.
But the people who run the Democratic Party, the people who own the Democratic Party, the host, actually the parasite to the Democratic host, the virus, the mRNA, this shadow government that got into the core of the...
Of the Democratic Party and then became whatever this manifestation is.
That's what it's about.
And they are sick and tired of Joe Biden and that family and that son and the problems and the blatant corruption, the bribery, the influence peddling.
I don't even think they knew.
I swear to God.
Just when I thought that I had a bead on how incompetent the Democratic Party was, I don't think they knew.
And the last thing in the world they want is him anywhere near this place.
But that's the beautiful part about all this.
That's what this is about.
They don't know what to do.
I'm telling you now, if you want to bet on who the next president is, remember I'm telling you this, Gavin Newsom.
Oh, he's going to win.
He's going to win.
What do you think?
Pop's got 81 million votes for him.
Oh, Newsom will get it.
And good luck.
Good luck.
What are you going to do?
What, sue?
Yeah, good luck.
Hey, this isn't fair.
We found more.
You found what?
What?
What'd you find?
What, more ballots?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up or we'll deprogram you.
We'll deplatform you.
And shut up if you're a lawyer.
Don't even start that.
Don't be a denier.
You accept this election, whatever we give you, and that's it.
You just shut up.
You understand that?
It's Gavin Newsom.
And probably, don't be surprised, word has it, word on the street, Gretchen Whitmer.
I know.
Bad move.
Since when does logical Thought have any relevance in this whatsoever.
Oh, no.
He's going to be it.
Now, but what really screwed things up was Bobby Kennedy.
Bobby Kennedy.
See, that all changes.
If Bobby Kennedy goes third party, that's it.
He just takes that vote and just...
And after a debate, oh, he's done.
Oh, he's done.
See, Gavin Newsom thinks he can be a pretty boy.
He can be a pretty boy.
I'm just a pretty boy.
Look at me.
Got my hair.
Got the product.
You know, he was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle.
What are you going to do?
Hold it against him for the rest of his life?
We make mistakes.
And he's got that.
Do you know the dirt that's out there on that?
Just let that one sink in.
Just let that sink in for a moment.
Oh, man.
Oh, I hope they burn those tapes.
But, you know, what are you going to do?
Hey!
It's a long time ago.
Just saying.
Just musing.
Just musing.
But if Bobby Kennedy, and Bobby's so pissed off at that family of his, especially that Schlossberg, who was in the back seat, reading this crap about, yeah, he referred to his, what, his second cousin?
He goes, yeah, I know him.
You know him?
Anyway, Bobby might say, listen, I know who killed my old man and my uncle.
The shadow government.
The people who are running this Democratic Party.
The best way for me to get back at them is to go third party and I'm going to say something and I've told you this before and you think I'm nuts.
You know who would be fantastic?
Tucker Carlson.
He's all showbiz.
Now, what happens is they destroy, they dilute the Democratic Party, the Democratic vote, it splits and guess who's the president?
Donald Trump.
Ta-da!
That's how it happens.
Think I'm kidding?
So what they do every now and then is, they have somebody who says, okay, dig out the Michelle vote.
What?
The Michelle vote.
Okay.
Bring out the Michelle story.
She's running.
Crank that one out.
And she'll feel good.
And they'll put her name out there.
And people will love her.
And then they'll forget about that.
And plus, Barack Obama, he's going to say, if you think I'm going back there, because I can't be the first, I can't be the president, I can't be the president, the first guy, or whatever it is, and live there.
I don't want to live there.
I live in Martha's Vineyard.
Screw that.
You can't have a president who lives in Martha's Vineyard.
You're not going to live with her.
He doesn't want to go and do.
He doesn't want to.
And by the way, the White House ain't much.
Believe me, that may be terrific if you're Franklin Pierce, but not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not exactly.
That's a very cold and a very lonely...
No, he doesn't want that.
No, no.
It's not going to happen.
But it's nice.
But the good news is they're going to cut bait with Biden in that syphilitic, purulent...
Sebaceous cyst of a human evil spawn son of his.
That's the good news.
So anyway, like I said before, I got no beef with Michelle Obama.
Never did.
I think the way they treated her was horrible.
Horrible.
She didn't deserve that.
She didn't deserve it.
You know what?
She never signed off for any of that stuff.
You want to yell at somebody?
Yell at somebody who runs for something.
You know, go ahead and do that.
Somebody who puts themselves up.
But never kids.
Never kids.
And the spouses, they have nothing to do with that.
But if you're in office, fair game.
Okay?
You got that?
Alright.
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