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July 13, 2023 - Lionel Nation
42:41
Ray Epps Sues Tucker et Fox, Biden's Decrepitude, DeSantis Is Toast and Zel Loses It!
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Dear friend, dear friend, dear friend, I know exactly what you're going to say.
I'm going to try my best.
I know exactly what you're going to say.
I know exactly what you're going to say.
You're going to say that Ray Epps...
Was an agent, right?
That Ray Epps, I know what you're going to say, that Ray Epps was an agent, that Ray Epps was a Fed undercover, an agent provocateur, that he was there, you know, and there are people, and I'm looking at Twitter, thinking, oh my God.
There it is.
Hey everybody, come on!
Let's charge that!
Let's charge that capital!
Come on!
MAGA hat!
Yay!
Was Ray Epps arrested?
Apparently not.
Aha, you say.
I know you.
You say he's an agent, right?
Come on.
Say it.
You say he's an agent.
You say he was working with the feds.
You say that.
You know it because you know these things.
You're blessed with some kind of uncanny ability to tell the...
It sure looks phony, doesn't it?
I think it looks weird.
What do you think?
I think it looks weird.
What about you in the back?
I think it looks real weird.
Real strange.
Real, real weird.
I don't know what's going on here.
I think this is strange.
And you saw when Tucker...
Oh, you know we got a new TDS, don't you?
Not Trump derangement syndrome.
Tucker derangement syndrome.
My God!
These people are going crazy.
They go nuts!
Absolutely bananas when it comes to all things Tucker.
Have you noticed that?
What do you think about his interviewing this guy, Tate?
This guy, what was that?
What the hell?
What the hell is that about?
Does that make any sense to you?
I don't know.
Something was weird.
Something was weird about that.
What do you think about that?
What's your take?
What's your take?
This is what I want to know.
This is the thing which I want to know, and this is the thing which I want you To fill me in on.
And I want you to let me know specifically.
Tell me.
Tell me honestly.
You know he's some kind of an agent, don't you, right?
Tell me how do you know that.
Tell me how you know it.
Because I know that's what you think.
I know that's what you think.
I know that's what you think.
Because I know that's what you've been told.
And it's not far-fetched.
It's not that you're completely nuts to think that.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not suggesting that.
I'm not saying you're crazy.
I'm not saying you're crazy.
But this is real serious for old Tuck.
Very, very, very serious for Tuck.
And I'm trying to tell people this stuff and just like I've been trying to explain the difference between this This Van Houten.
But she killed people.
It's like, that's not the issue.
This is clemency.
This is different.
But she killed people.
It's like, I know she killed people.
Why can't I get people to understand what's happening in this world?
It's like people say, I know what's right and that's all that matters.
I know what's right.
You can't fool me.
Right?
Tucker's in for some real service.
You know how this case is going to go?
You know how it's going to go?
Come on.
you know.
Someone says, I'm watching the Tate interview now.
Wow.
Wow.
State your name for the record.
Raymond Epps.
Mr. Epps, have you now or have you ever been an agent?
For the federal government?
No.
Mr. Epps, did you work off charges?
No.
Mr. Epps, did you in any way, without being employed by the federal government or any law enforcement agency, did you ever, ever agree, conspire, or maybe work after the fact?
No.
Did you ever make an agreement, formal or informal?
No.
Were you ever there to try to get people in the Capitol so that you could lure as many people in, kind of like a pied piper, so to speak?
No.
Mr. Epps, were you arrested?
No.
That's kind of weird, isn't it?
It sure is.
I didn't think anybody would be arrested.
Mr. Epps, have you ever served your country?
Yes, I was a Marine.
Hoorah!
Did you ever vote for President Trump?
Twice.
Would it be fair to say that you're a conservative?
Yes.
I'm asking kind of leading questions, sort of, kind of, sort of, which would not be proper or indirect.
When was the first time you were accused of being an agent?
Well, it started a while back, and I'm just guessing, I don't know what he's going to actually testify to.
And by the way, a little side note.
Fox News is going to do everything and they're going to settle right away.
Fox News is going to settle right away.
You know it.
They don't go to trial on anything.
I don't even think they take deposition.
How much?
How much?
$787 million?
Okay, hang on a minute.
And you?
You, young lady?
You're the producer.
Okay, yeah.
We got that one there.
How many people current otherwise?
Sue because of sexual harassment or whatever.
I mean, they go down the list.
That's all they do is sue.
There should be a tray or something where you drop off your complaint.
You sue it for anybody?
You have to line up.
You got that Smartmatic, 2.7 billion.
You got the shareholders' derivative suits.
Oh, man, this is it.
Oh, this is a slam dunk.
Oh, I, I, I, I just...
Oh, my God.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is my client, Raymond Epps.
Semper Fi.
Served his country.
Thought he would be a part of some kind of, I don't know what it was, some kind of weird event that was.
Fishman, by the way, is as crooked as the FBI.
Is it beyond possibility that the government could lie and let Epps screw Fox out of a bunch of money?
You are really good there, Fishman.
You are double, triple conspiratorial.
You are on a level of conspiracy that is so good.
You are beyond good.
Thank you.
Hey, reps, hey, feds, arrest him.
Can't do it now, but had you just arrested him, that's it!
Arrest, book him, whatever it is.
State your name for the record.
Special Agent, whatever.
You were the Department of Justice and the FBI.
Yes, I am.
Agent so-and-so, Thompson.
Agent Thompson.
How many people were there on the Capitol proper on January 6th, based upon your best estimates?
10,000, 5,000, 6,000, everywhere.
Everywhere?
Yes.
That day?
Whatever.
How many people actually went inside?
How many people?
100, 200?
Okay, good.
The people who were there that day, outside?
Okay.
How many people were arrested?
Let's say out of 5,000...
Let's just make it easy.
Out of 5,000 people who were there, might have been more, I don't even know, but let's just say 5,000.
How many people were actually arrested?
Either that day, Or arrested subsequent?
How many?
A thousand?
Let's just assume these numbers.
That means 4,000 people were not arrested?
Correct.
Were they not arrested because you didn't know who they were?
No.
Were they not arrested because...
Why?
They just weren't arrested.
Because either they didn't do anything or...
Did you arrest people merely for being there?
No.
If that were true, we'd have had 5,000.
Oh, we got plenty.
We could have arrested everybody.
We could have, what do you call them, not cattle, kettlebell, whatever, where you basically surround them and they can't leave.
So not everybody who was there was arrested, correct?
So Mr. Epps was unarrested, right?
So he, unlike thousands of others, was unarrested, yes.
So that in and of itself is no big deal.
But Tucker Carlson, well, he knows better.
Because there's the video!
And there's, right, come on, let's go inside!
So everybody says, well, he has to be arrested, right?
And if he's not arrested, he must be...
An agent or some kind of a confidential informant working off charges or some undercover whatever for the man, for the heat, for the feds, right?
That's what you did.
Did you check this out, Mr. Carlson?
No.
Did you call the department?
By the way, how many people listened when you were with Fox News?
How many people on a good night listened to you?
Really?
How many millions of people?
And how many people heard the name Ray Epps?
How many?
And how many nights did you do this?
And how many segments did you do this?
Mr. Epps, did you and your family suffer any repercussions?
You better believe it.
We had to move.
They were threatening us and wanting to kill us.
I'm a patriot.
Okay.
And that jury's going to sit there and say, can we vote on it now?
No, not yet.
This is in Delaware, by the way, where they filed this.
This isn't going to go to trial.
They're going to pay up.
Millions!
This is your day, Mr. Epps.
Oh, build it up.
I can't sleep.
I went there like a fool thinking.
And by the way, my heart went, I don't like what they did to those protesters.
I was a protester.
I didn't do anything wrong.
That's my constitutional right, and I will still say that.
Well, you're not on trial for that.
But that's what he's going to say.
And by the way, look at this picture of Mr. Epps.
Mr. Carlson, you see this guy sitting next to him?
Yeah.
The one who says, come on, let's go?
Yeah.
Was he charged?
Did you bring up his name?
No.
You didn't?
Why not?
And this man over here, he was saying the same thing.
He wasn't arrested.
Did you bring up his name?
So why did you pick Mr. Carlson?
How did this come about?
Of course, this comes out of discovery and all that.
Let me tell you something.
I'm not saying what it should have been.
Whether it makes sense.
I think it's fishy as hell.
From what I know.
From what I know, which is not much, and you either.
From what little I know, which is what we, we, we weren't, we haven't been investigating this.
I don't know about this.
And all Tucker had to do was say, well, you know what, I'm no expert on this, but I think this looks pretty interesting.
Don't you?
I think this looks kind of weird.
What would you have done?
We're going to sue you.
I didn't say he did it.
I just thought, in my opinion, it looks kind of weird.
Now, the same thing happened with Alex Jones.
Alex Jones, who used to be, in his prime, it was the best radio show ever.
And then I don't know what happened.
I guess before he's making the big bucks, It was the most thorough, I mean, it was like a lecture.
And he decides one time, he doesn't believe in Sandy Hook.
He doesn't believe it.
Doesn't believe it happened.
Now, in my humble opinion, I think you can be able to say anything you want.
If you don't believe in anything.
If you don't believe in 9-11, landing on the moon, or the earth is round, or whatever.
You don't believe in the virgin birth.
You don't believe in COVID.
I don't care what it is.
You should be able to say whatever you want and that's it.
Misinformation, disinformation, data information, whatever it is, you should be able to say anything you want.
You got it?
Simple.
However, when you start to name people, that's when it gets dangerous.
If you stand in front of the Vietnam Memorial and you say, I don't believe any of this.
I don't believe any of these names.
It's stupid.
It's weird.
But that's your opinion.
But when you say, and this family here perpetuating this myth.
Telling people that they had a brother named so-and-so.
Now we're getting...
Now we're into this new territory.
This is almost like inciting a riot and turning the pitchfork and torch mob loose on them.
That's a different story.
That is a different story.
That is completely different.
Now we're getting into, it's almost like intentional infliction of emotional distress.
That transcends mere defamation and the like.
That just, that sends things into a whole other realm.
And what people are doing is, they will say, I don't care.
Because people have this weird kind of, Tucker's their boyfriend.
Again, it's TDS.
It is Tucker.
Derangement Syndrome.
And they have this thing about him.
I don't know what it is.
Not only can he do no wrong, Fox has had it with him.
I've never seen anything like it.
I've never seen anything like it.
Would you please tell me?
Why of all the people Tucker wants to interview?
Why?
Please, tell me the Andrew Taylor.
Why?
Why?
What is the matter with you?
Of all the people?
I don't know the first thing about his case.
Why would you do this?
This is a guy whose anger as Tucker Carlson drops lengthy interview with rape suspect Andrew Tate.
This is from the Rolling Stone.
Now this doesn't mean anything.
Andrew Tate compares himself to Titanic victims and nauseating Tucker Carlson.
Elon Musk condemned for promoting Andrew Tate interview.
What is the point?
Andrew Tate.
Charged with rape and human trafficking.
What?
Now let me just ask you something.
Who thinks it was a good idea?
Who would say, hey Tucker, listen.
You know, you're kind of on your own now, so to speak.
And we're trying to find a real good position for you to maybe interview.
Do you want to talk about maybe, I don't know, how...
Veterans are kind of missing?
No.
You don't want to do that?
No.
Who do you want to talk to?
Andrew Tate?
Why?
And you've got to fly to where?
Wait a minute.
Why?
Why don't you do a no-brainer?
Why don't you take a bunch of family members?
Why don't you, for example, go someplace?
Maybe victims of child trafficking in a room.
Maybe you can lower the lights or pixelate them or do something.
While we're talking about something, why don't you announce that you're donating money to some fund to help these kids get back to...
Do you know what these kids, believe it or not, when children in New York City...
Are taken away for whatever reason because they're suspected of being the victims.
They don't really have places for them.
Placement.
There's nothing.
And you know what these people want?
And you won't believe their ages.
These kind of like I don't want to say goodie bags but things like toiletries and feminine products and a teddy bear.
Because they've been through this horror and they go into this Am I right, honey?
How many places are there in New York, for example?
How many shelters are there for kids who are victims?
Aren't there just like a few?
Basically none!
And they get those bags, those things where they don't know what to do.
They're freaked out!
And these girls who are supposedly part of a conspiracy theory, I guess they are, I guess they themselves must be in on this through some kind of machination, I don't know what, but you think he'd say, and I'm going to, here's a million, whatever it is, and I put it together, and we're going to help these kids.
This is a no-brainer.
He would be lauded, and he'd be doing something good.
I told you, little kids, people, they don't know, especially when your family has sold you, oh, and it's happening here.
See, one of the reasons why these people love to poo-poo the idea is that they can't stand it.
They can't stand it because they're babies at heart.
They're children.
They've never known suffering.
They don't know crime.
These are the ones who say, no bail, this and that.
You know, carceral alternatives, restorative justice.
They don't know what crime is.
They've never seen rape examinations.
Oh my God.
And I haven't either, and I don't want to, but I have been a part of seeing and seeing the results.
We live in a country where we don't have rape kits half the time.
And all this stuff he could have done, while the subject is hot, he could have done something.
Everybody would have said, God, I love that man.
God, I love that man.
Thank you.
Thank you for bringing.
Thank you.
The private charities, the people who, the women, we can give you a list of them, who try to put together homes and getaways for girls, mostly.
Boys, too.
Don't ever think that boys are somehow kept from this.
But it would make so much sense for this.
But no.
He wants to talk to Andrew Tate!
This is the thing I'm saying.
What is the matter with you?
And doesn't anybody from Fox ever say, hey, listen, you know, you're probably right there, Tuck, but this guy Epps you're mentioning, are you sure about this?
They don't have any computers?
You don't think there's a producer who says, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, who is this?
Wait a minute.
You sure about this?
Don't they watch?
Don't they watch what they do?
Apparently not.
Don't they?
What?
I heard stuff in my just in passing about Dominion.
I'm thinking, where in the hell are you getting released the Kraken?
Remember that?
Remember this band of nitwits?
What is going on here?
Now, you can conspiracy yourself to death with this.
Well, maybe the reason why they did it is they knew it was wrong, but they figure it's worth writing another billion dollar check just to get rid of what?
I don't know about that.
But I don't understand this.
What is this?
You're a grown man.
And you've got these fixations with people like Portnoy.
What is the matter with you?
Grow up.
You're an adult.
Maybe somewhere says, no, this is good.
These are hot subjects.
Keywords.
People love this stuff.
I don't think so.
And the best part is he comes across like this genius all the time.
This is the most stupid thing I've ever seen in my life.
I don't get it.
I'm not getting any of this stuff.
So that's that one.
Okay?
Next.
Who saw Christopher Wray today?
I'm going to say something right now.
I'm going to say something.
I'm going to say something.
Listen to me carefully.
And this is important.
I'm going to say it eventually.
Matt Gaetz, who to me is the creepiest, slimiest, skeeviest person, bar none, was superb today with Christopher Wray.
Superb!
What will happen with this?
Nothing.
Nothing will happen.
But it was superb.
It was wonderful.
Wonderful to see him squirming, try to, you know, slither away.
It was perfection.
Next, Zelensky.
Zelensky.
Oh my God, Zelensky.
The pictures of him.
What a joke!
What a joke!
Unbelievable.
Did you see him standing there?
Just saying, let me talk to me.
It was the weirdest thing Biden misses out on the dinner.
He was okay to show up at a beach because it was during the day and he gets to walk around in his slippers or whatever.
He looks like an old man who's trying to find his beach chair.
He doesn't show up for the big event.
And he makes these weird...
We're looking forward to perhaps considering maybe one day thinking of you entering NATO.
Is he in NATO or not?
What is this?
What the hell are you people waiting for?
And Putin's looking at him and says, You want to come up against me in an Article 5?
Let me ask you a question.
And this is the underlying story that nobody's talking about.
Putin is looking at these people and saying, remember something.
If anything goes wrong, if anybody attacks me, if anybody comes after me, I'm telling you now.
I'm telling you.
I'm going after them.
You got it?
And you...
All of you, part of your Article 5 agreement, you're going to be joining me.
So understand something.
You lob something at me, I'm going to lob it right back at you.
And if you're in that country, and you're NATO, hello America, get ready, Article 5, you want to go to war?
Let's do it.
You want that?
What are we doing?
What the hell does Zelensky mean to any of us?
He annexed Part of Ukraine.
It's his.
You may not like that.
And this fanciful nonsense story about how Putin wants to what?
To reestablish?
To reconfigure, reconsolidate the Soviet Union?
Are you out of your mind?
What the hell is going on here?
Cluster bombs?
You know why we send cluster bombs?
Because we don't have any other bombs!
Those are like...
What is this?
That's like sending a catapult with a big ball of wax on fire like when you go after the castle.
What is this?
Like some Monty Python sketch.
Incredible.
Biden?
Freefall.
DeSantis?
They're done.
They are done with him.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
They are done.
Finished.
You got that?
It's over.
They're done.
He's like 40 points behind.
And Trump, to his credit, says, I'm not going to debate any of you people.
I'm 40 points ahead.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll debate somebody later on.
This is fantastic.
This is fantastic.
But let me go back to this Christopher Wray, okay?
Let me tell you what Christopher Wray is saying.
Hey, punk!
Hey, Matty Boy!
Listen to me!
I'm going to sit here and you know what I'm thinking?
When you're giving me all this stuff and I'm standing up to you and I'm not answering anything, I'm thinking about all the money I'm going to get on the back end.
When I leave this pop stand and I'm going to be on more boards of stuff you've never...
Wait until I write my book.
My book that's going to be a bestseller for like a day.
And I'm going to get more money in advance.
That's how I do it.
Did you hear about my Spotify show?
Oh yeah!
I'm going to have a Spotify show.
Those things never pan out.
Remember how many millions they gave?
Obama and Michelle, remember that, for their Spotify?
What the hell happened to that one?
Remember the billion, no, the 50, 40 million dollars that they gave to Obama for the development deal for Netflix?
Whatever happened to that?
Remember that?
Remember all that money?
Development deal?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, we produced one show.
They never, I don't think they printed a book.
That's how you do it.
You got that?
Christopher Wray's going to be on more boards.
Than you can imagine.
Bored.
We'll take care of you.
Ask Fauci how he's doing.
He's going to make more money.
The head of the FBI, Intel?
Oh!
He's going to walk.
Klaus Schwab is going to high-five him.
Everybody's going to high-five him.
Way to go.
You held up.
That was easy.
Mayorkas?
Oh, he's pay off big.
You did it.
You did it.
You held your own.
We don't forget.
Let that be a lesson to you.
And the next one's going to be even tougher than the first one.
Oh yeah, baby.
It's going to be...
He's going to be on more boards, more consultancies, more private...
It's going to be like you can't believe.
So...
In fact, he should send a...
Matty some bucks for giving him, seem like he's got a hard time.
Now you realize nothing will happen.
Nothing's going to happen with this, my friend.
You understand it, right?
Nothing's going to happen.
Nothing's going to happen.
Do you hear me?
Nothing is going to happen.
It's just...
And these are great little...
These are great little...
Wonderful, wonderful stories.
Oh my God, it's wonderful.
It's fantastic, isn't it?
Wonderful stories.
Oh, wasn't that great?
Remember the guy from Tic Tac?
Whatever happened to him?
Nothing.
Zuckerberg.
And Zuckerberg, by the way, Zuckerberg is Mr. Hey, look at me.
I'm cut.
I'm cut up.
Oh my God.
You've got Elon making phallus, Joe.
I mean, this is...
I'm in a...
In an insane asylum.
Okay?
But it just got so interesting.
And I love bad judgment.
And I'm going to go back to this Tucker thing because I just love stupidity.
I love stupidity.
See, there's one thing about Hannity.
You can laugh all you want.
He never makes a mistake.
No hits, no runs, no errors.
Just down the middle of the road.
Nothing big.
Hillary, yeah, bleach bed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it, got it.
Okay, man.
Whatever.
That's his thing.
Bleach...
Oh, Andrew...
Sean Martin says, I hate everything, LOL.
Shawnee, I'm with you.
See, there's a weird thing about...
Can I hang around the cool guys?
Did you hear what...
Did you hear what Tucker said?
I...
I heard like the first, I can't watch this stuff.
Here's a man who said to stand up and be, I don't know what it is.
But you know, people, people, we are so bereft of kind of just regular leaders.
Like nobody really knows what to be a man is.
They got to go on, they got to choke somebody on the mat.
Hey, look at me, I'm cut up.
Look, I got a six pack.
Look, let me do push-ups.
I do push-ups.
No, I don't want to see you do push-ups.
No, I'll do push-ups.
Thank you, but that's okay.
I'll do dumbbells.
I'll do dumbbell curls.
I'll do that.
I'll do that for you.
There's a guy I know.
I don't want to mention his name, but he's a media guy.
He always has pictures of himself.
Hey, I'm doing chin-ups.
It's like, what the hell's the matter with you?
I wish somebody would say, hey, look at me.
I just drank a half a bottle of scotch.
I'll be great.
I just smoked a...
I just ate a cake.
What is this?
Look at me!
And Tucker's kind of losing it.
I mean, he needs an intervention to say, what are you doing?
You're going to do what?
Do serial killers next?
What's the matter with you?
You could have done this so easily.
I'm here today.
We're at a home.
Let's talk about all you kids out there.
Hey, by the way, you kids, are you part of a conspiracy theory?
Yeah.
Interview an emergency room.
Yeah, I'll show you a conspiracy theory.
You want to see some conspiracy trauma?
You want to see some vaginal and perianal trauma?
You want to see the stitches and sutures?
I'll show you this.
This is a conspiracy theory.
No, no, you're going to hear about it.
And I'm going to make those punks who write this garbage, I'm going to make you sit there and I'm going to show you this.
And I'm going to show you what it looks like.
I want to show you what sutures look like.
I want you to understand what we're talking about here.
See, you never hear about that.
Because you're, I don't know what you're doing.
You're tapping away in some coffee place or whatever it is.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you the blank stare of a child who will never return back to normal again.
I'm going to show you this.
And I want you to see this.
And I'm going to do like a clockwork orange and I'm going to make you watch this.
And you're going to understand what's going on here.
The next time you decide to write something stupid like this.
Understand what we're talking about here.
We're not kidding around.
It's just...
That would have been great.
He would have been heralded.
But no.
No.
I guess Dave Portnoy was busy.
Or one of his other...
Who else?
Adam Carolla.
I mean, I don't have anything against Adam Carolla, but I'm thinking, this is it?
What is the matter?
What is going on here?
Are there any adults here?
Forget the men and women.
How about adults?
Are there?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But I try, I really try, to use the old Tom Laufen line from Billy Jack.
So my friends, this is my new video here.
I want you to watch this, baby.
Ray Epps, innocent victim or undercover government agent?
You tell me.
I love people who say, oh, he's a Fed.
Why?
Well, because I'm a conspiracy theorist.
Really?
Oh, yes.
I know these things.
It's obviously a Fed.
And I want to mention one thing about the Leslie Van Houten.
I cannot believe how people Just don't get it.
The issue is, I don't care, did you see what she did to them people?
That's not the issue.
She's not going for acquittal.
Part of parole is you admit it.
I don't care what it is.
I know she did it.
I know that.
Do you not know what parole means?
No.
Okay, well that explains it.
Do you know what Why, if you went to any prison, you said, do you think parole is a good thing?
Oh, yes.
The parole workers?
Absolutely.
Why?
Gives them something to work for.
Gives them something to do.
One time, there was a guy who wanted to get rid of weights.
They said, we don't want to have weights, weight training at gyms, because people get, they bulk up and they get, they said, no!
You idiot!
The guard said, no!
This gives them something to work for.
It calms them down.
It saves our lives.
When they're sitting around idle or they have no hope, then we're going to get shanked.
No!
See, that's another one of those geniuses outside.
Doesn't matter.
Life means life.
So you can tell somebody, so Mr. Prisoner, do I have any way out of here?
Nope.
Really?
Nope.
Nothing?
Mm-mm.
You're going to die here?
Mm-hmm.
So if I were to stab, let's say, somebody, what would happen?
Maybe the death penalty.
Oh, that's good.
At least I'll get out.
So it's either life in prison or...
No incentive to learn something?
Nope.
GED?
Nope.
Help anybody?
Maybe go on and talk to kids?
Nope.
Remember that kid...
Remember Tukey?
Not Tukey.
What was his name?
The guy from the Crips or whatever it was?
He tried.
He came up.
He at least made the titular attempt to do this.
And you ask, is she involved in a gang?
No.
What did she do in prison?
Did she do anything possibly?
Yes.
She's been there for 53 years.
Okay, okay.
Does she have any plans afterwards?
Yes.
She's going to be doing this, this, and this, and working with someone.
Okay.
Victims' families, of course, are going to say, no, we got that, thank you very much, that's of course.
Victims' families, very rarely do they say, yeah, let her go.
I mean, it happens, but certainly they have a say.
This goes on all the time.
And Gavin Newsom decided at the last minute, you know what, I think if I'm going to run for president, I can say, well, I did it, so I got the best of both worlds.
But the thing I don't understand is that people didn't understand what parole was.
They had no idea.
They said it was a trial or something, and I kept telling them, no, she already pled, no, no, no, this is not, she admits this.
Why are you relitigating this?
Because they don't understand.
Now, you could also say, oh, I understand my parole, I just disagree with it.
Fine.
At least you understand.
These people didn't.
*Rubble*
It's tough living in an asylum.
Nobody understands it.
Nobody understands it.
They really don't.
I'm sorry to say this, but they really don't.
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Let me also tell you I want you to thank we have the likes tonight.
We're frankly below average.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Seriously.
I'm pouring my heart out.
Giving you my best.
And I say like, I throw you a crumb.
You like the video?
Nah.
Too much work.
Too much.
Just do it.
I like when people say, hey, you're late.
Excuse me?
You're late.
And who are you?
I'm your audience.
Damn.
Entitled, aren't we?
You betcha.
And what I say is this.
Nah, it's not good.
It's not human enough.
Anyway, that's that.
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All right, dear friends, you have a great night.
Thank you for all of your attention, all of your love, all of your care, all of your focus, all of your soul.
Thank you.
You are the reason God made Oklahoma.
And I mean that sincerely.
All right, dear friends, see you tomorrow.
Same bad time, same bad channel.
8 a.m.
Until then, don't forget this.
Don't forget, as we always say, very important.
Don't forget the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
See ya.
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