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July 8, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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Karine Jean-Pierre Has Proven to Be the Most Profoundly Incompetent Government Dolt in History
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Far too often, far too often the term stupid is used, or dumb, or oafish, or doltish.
People who are referred to as Boeotians and dimwits.
Dullards.
Pheebs.
Rubes.
Simpletons.
Morons.
But then there are people who transcend that.
People who give it a new flair, a new taste, a new texture, a new something.
And that is Karine Jean-Pierre.
Karine Jean-Pierre, in my imane History.
Of studying and cataloging and paying close attention to every form, every aspect of political dimwittery.
I come across somebody every now and then who is just perfect.
And she is in a class by herself.
A class by herself.
Nobody comes close to it, even Even outdoing Carmelita Harris, who is the cackinating loon, the pseudobulber-affected, hebephrenic, cackinating, guffawing, chortling, laughing hyena, but who has minimalistic, nonetheless, but a style.
Karine Jean-Pierre, no style, no nothing, just pure, unadulterated vacuity.
Let me explain.
And I've studied this, as you can tell.
This is not something I take quite easily.
I know my buffoonery, and this, she is a bladderoon of all bladderoons.
Let me begin.
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When Corrine Jean-Pierre first arrived on this scene, I thought, okay, here we go.
Normally there's that first period where these folks go through.
You know, they're kind of new at it.
They don't really know what's going on.
Even, what's her name, Peppermint Patty before.
She wasn't that great at first.
And then she got better.
Great terse.
Great terse.
There were these others that just, well, came along that...
I don't know what to even tell you.
I don't know how to say it.
But these folks were just incredible.
And we can go through that.
But I don't want to waste your time.
I don't want to waste your time in going through this whole thing.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders was still the best.
She was like a principal.
She was authoritative.
She was terrific.
But then we get this one.
And she is terrific.
In fact, I think that Sarah Huckabee Sanders was still superior.
The best.
In terms of getting the point across.
But what you've got to do, and you've got to watch, when you watch this Camille Jean-Pierre, is the fact that Camille Jean-Pierre is that she does this.
It's an affect, and Saturday Night Live must be thinking, please let us do her.
Please, anybody can imitate her the way she...
It's as though she's saying nothing and trying to convey to you the idea that she thought of this herself.
I don't know.
It's hard to say what it is.
Cocaine?
I don't know.
Maybe this could be there.
I don't know.
Maybe.
It's hard to say.
A lot of people pass through this area.
A lot of people in the public just walk off the street and traipse through and perambulate and locomote through this particular area where the cocaine could be.
I don't know.
She has the shrug.
Peasiest muscles must be just like Dorian Yates from doing this all day long.
She's incredible.
With a sense of unabashed, unrelenting cluelessness at levels of incongruity and detached vapidity, the likes of which we have never seen.
Oh, she's good.
Oh, she is good.
She is my favorite of them all.
Whenever she's on, she has kind of a book.
Maybe she goes, I don't know, it could be this.
And she is so good at virtually recategorizing everything as being inappropriate to be asking.
I don't know.
I can't speak on behalf of the president.
You're the White House press secretary.
I know, but I'm the White House.
I speak on behalf of the building itself.
Not anybody in particular.
I don't know.
It's his son.
No, no, no.
His son is being accused of laundering money.
I know, but you see, that's enough.
Remember when Peter Doocy used to go, I don't even watch this anymore, but they would get into it, and it was great.
It was wonderful.
And here's the best part.
This is the genius part.
You have a president.
Who is hobbled by decrepitude, waylaid, saddled by this absolute incomprehensible senescence, this dotage, this, I don't even know what the word is.
This mouth-breathing, speaking of vacuity, I mean, I'm no neurologist, but if you don't notice these things, shaking hands with nobody there, hello?
Isn't that called a hallucination?
I don't know.
Losing the voice?
Everybody else, you know, they were diagnosed as dementia, Parkinson's.
I'm not a neurologist.
I don't know.
But as a friend of mine once said, would you let him drive you home from the airport?
Nope.
So that's number one.
Number two, Carmelita Harris.
Brilliant in saying nothing.
The circuitous circular logic.
The reason for the discussion is the discussion for which we base the reason, formulate the purpose of the reason so that we I mean, it's wonderful.
But at least she laughs.
At least, maybe she's nice.
Maybe she conveys at least some form of demented, disconnected, and totally abstruse laughing and freneticism over nothing.
But when you've got KJP, I don't know.
I don't know.
Complete Befuddlement.
Befuddlement at levels and in colors and in shapes and expressions and at particle levels never before seen.
She is the Rula Lemska of vapidity and vacuity.
An insipidity, completely devoid of any kind of concrete contact with any reality, always met with a shrug.
I don't know.
It's like, you caught me.
Where did you put your wallet?
I don't know.
I have it here one minute.
Answers nothing.
Even with a book.
A book.
She's going through it.
Read the book and still incredulous.
I don't know.
Page three.
Is it the left?
Is it alternating pages?
I prefer this number.
The numeration of the center line versus alternate.
This is the way it's been.
Listen to me.
Listen, good.
I got one simple question for you.
You want four more years in this?
And it may not be these same people, but replacements who are just as bad, if not worse.
And they tend to be worse.
Do you want four more years of that?
If you do, there's something wrong with you.
But I know there's nothing wrong with you.
That's why you're here.
All right, dear friend.
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