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June 26, 2023 - Lionel Nation

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Impeach Biden Now!

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	Good day, dear friend.
	If Joe Biden is not impeached, convicted, impeached in the House, Convicted in the Senate, removed,
	indicted, arraigned, tried, convicted, and imprisoned, along with that spawn,
	that evil seed, that virulent, pustule, That sebaceous example of humanity, that loathsome cur, that concupiscent fur uncle,
	that boil, that pustule, that demented, drug-addled, miserable waste of flesh, that Mound of feculents,
	this fungating, cystic, I said purulent, this chancroid, this syphilitic,
	I think I've said this, Hunter Biden, if he's not Dispatched immediately, forever, there is no sense of justice.
	Fishman says, our legal system is a damn joke.
	Mr. Fish, by the way, thank you.
	That's for you.
	Crepitation.
	That's an owl hurt.
	You are so correct.
	Because our system doesn't even exist anymore.
	The fact that this man, this man, I'm not going to go into details, but I am familiar with a couple of things here.
	I am familiar with a couple of things.
	There are gangsters, professional gangsters, racketeers who have spent their entire life giving a little Class and panache to it.
	I know that sounds a bit odd.
	You're going to say, what?
	Believe it or not, and they're not killers.
	They really don't hurt me.
	I mean, they can be, but that's not their goal.
	That's not their thing.
	That's not what they're after.
	That is not their after.
	But what we are seeing in the case of Joe and that horrid, rancid, This vile, sickening son of his is something that is even worse.
	He's a crook.
	He's just a crook.
	He's not even good.
	See, there are people who are, you kind of say, well, you know, maybe, I don't know, maybe they're a little bit better.
	I don't know, I guess, sort of, maybe.
	Maybe they're a little bit better at this, but this is just, this is demented.
	This is demented.
	How does this work?
	Now let me explain something to you.
	I am not one, I am not one who says, if you don't like the president, impeach him.
	They want to impeach Merrick Garland.
	Uh, maybe.
	But Joe, Joe's a crook.
	Can you think of anybody?
	How far does your history go back?
	How far does it go back, dear friend?
	How far does it go back?
	Who compares to this?
	Warren Harding?
	Teapot Dome?
	What?
	Who?
	Where does who?
	Richard Nixon.
	Was not a crook.
	He was after perhaps his own demented sense of self, you know, I don't know, paranoia.
	My God, there was no reason for that.
	He was going to destroy McGovern.
	What did you do this for?
	And impeachment and removal, because remember, impeachment really means removal.
	I know it's the first start of the two-pronged tests, the two-aspect tests.
	But he, it was a constitutional, we were so pristine then.
	It was a constitutional crisis.
	I mean, nothing could have gotten done.
	Nothing!
	Nothing couldn't have gotten done.
	Nothing!
	Don't you understand this?
	Nothing!
	This is the thing.
	Now let me ask you a question.
	What more do you need?
	We have a lot to talk about tonight.
	Let me please ask you before we get on further to like what we are doing.
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	I don't know how I'm supposed to even comment anymore if you do not subscribe.
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	You have to.
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	Yes!
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	Now, I got a lot to talk about.
	Joe Biden, I hope you're listening to me.
	And I hope you're not one of these people who...
	It's so used to people just overreacting in this thing that they just kind of lose all track of what's going on.
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	Tahuya.
	Tahuya.
	Let me thank you so much.
	And I mean that.
	Now, you know, Tahuya, and I mean this sincerely, do me a big, big, big, big, big, big, big favor.
	And let me ask you a favor.
	This is important for me.
	For me to remind you of something.
	Do you think, do you think, and this is important, but do you think that we perhaps were just, that maybe we lost, I guess, our sense of something?
	I don't know what you want to call this.
	This sense of right or wrong?
	I'm a prosecutor.
	This is my thing.
	And really, the defense part is probably more important because I'm just used to what people are charged with when it's a crime and when it's not.
	When it's okay and when it's not.
	And that's the part which I don't understand.
	And I mean this.
	I swear to you.
	Tell you anymore how critical it is to me.
	Let me give you an example of something.
	Hunter Biden.
	How the other night they brought Hunter Biden out is beyond me.
	I mean, it is just killing me.
	Hunter Biden is killing me.
	There was a...
	The story was that he has been, you know, one of these folks, I don't know what the word is, he's been drug addled.
	Did you see that, honey, I sent you?
	Good.
	He has been, for the longest time, the The drug-addled, the prodigal son, the poor guy, the man who doesn't know what's going on.
	He's a poor hunter.
	And the other day when the president or prime minister of India was there, they bring him out!
	After everything, they bring him out!
	Like this!
	You think they would have said, go home!
	Get out of here!
	For your own good, you're making yourself a bigger target.
	You're making yourself a bigger target.
	Go home!
	But you know what they're doing?
	They're giving you one of those.
	They're telling you.
	I am absolutely telling you.
	You've got to understand this.
	You have got to understand.
	These are the most horrible people, bar none!
	And now we're finding out through this whistle...
	Have you followed the whistleblower thing?
	Oh my God.
	It's wonderful.
	The whistleblower stuff is terrific.
	The whistleblower is...
	It's the most incredible thing you've ever seen in your life.
	The whistleblower has said more things.
	I don't know about you, but a lot of people are getting kind of tired of this whistleblower.
	Oh no!
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	It's unbelievable.
	This is the part which I find absolutely incredible.
	And listen to me very carefully.
	Listen to me carefully.
	This is the one that got me the other day.
	There was a story.
	In which, oh, oh, oh, Ted Cruz, this is good, you know, bless his heart, Ted Cruz is trying his best to say that perhaps maybe an impeachment might be in order.
	And one of the things which he did was he is providing, this is the most amazing thing, he is providing as follows.
	Check this out.
	Ted Cruz is urging everybody to consider impeaching Biden over IRS whistleblower Gary Shapely's accusations and revelations concerning Hunter.
	The Senator Cruz particularly referred to the whistleblower's claim that Hunter allegedly invoked Joe Biden's name.
	Joe Biden's name.
	In an effect to strong arm.
	But it's not just mentioned his name.
	Because one of the things you've got to remember is Hunter wasn't doing this by himself.
	Hunter wasn't doing this by himself.
	Hunter wasn't.
	No, no, no, no.
	This was not just Hunter saying, I'm going to make a few bucks here.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	Absolutely not.
	Hunter was a little bit different.
	Hunter decides, I'm going to go out of my way and I'm going to do as follows.
	Listen to this.
	He says, quote, I am sitting here with my father and we would like to understand why they...
	By the way, this is important.
	This was a message he sent To his Chinese counterpart to giving him some money.
	Remember, this is a Chinese fellow.
	And apparently, according to Shapely, Hunter's apparent WhatsApp text message to Harvest Fund Management's director, Henry Zhao.
	Did you happen to see this one?
	This was pretty, pretty good.
	Did you get it?
	Okay, let me tell you how it works.
	And it works.
	Let me see.
	Hang on a minute.
	Move this over here.
	Just a minute.
	Very good.
	Alright.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for allowing me to do this.
	Okay.
	Here we go.
	Listen to this.
	This is Hunter.
	Quote.
	I am sitting here with my father and we would like to understand why the commitment made has not been fulfilled.
	Tell the director that I would like to resolve this now before he gets out of hand.
	And now means tonight.
	And Z, if I get a call or text from anyone involved in this other than you, Zhang or the chairman, I will make certain that between the man sitting next to me...
	The big guy, the press.
	And every person he knows and my ability to forever hold a grudge that you will regret not following my direction.
	This is according to the message on July the 30th, 2017.
	Days after the message, Hunter's firm Hudson West receives $5.1 million from the Chinese.
	How about that?
	Do you see it?
	Do you see it?
	Do you see how it works?
	Do you see it?
	Now, here's the best part.
	The whistleblower went to the U.S. Attorney in Delaware and said, hey, this came from Delaware because they, based upon a lot of metadata and pictures and all kinds of stuff, they found, guess what they found?
	They found that it was, of course, in Wilmington or thereabouts.
	According to the whistleblower, the U.S. attorney wanted to send it to Washington.
	They said no!
	They stonewalled it!
	And here's the thing too.
	Michael Goodwin, Michael Goodwin who writes for the New York Post, who is kind of, sort of, a little bit, I don't know what the word is, kind of, sort of, well, not the most exciting.
	But he said, believe it or not, and you go to the poster and read it, there was a stolen election.
	They did do it, but you know who it was?
	It was the feds themselves.
	Why?
	By slow walking this investigation!
	It wasn't the usual stuff.
	This wasn't between the 60 and 90 day rule.
	Between 60 and 90 days of an election, they don't do this.
	They're cohorts.
	They're co-conspirators in this.
	Co-conspirators.
	Let me explain something to you.
	If I aid, let's say you're the bad guy.
	You're the bank robber.
	You're the murderer.
	You're the molester.
	You're the whatever it is that you're doing.
	If I aid, abet, counsel, procure for you, hire, encourage.
	If I am an accomplice, I'm a principal in the first degree.
	I am just as guilty, just as guilty, if I facilitate this.
	Do you understand this?
	If I facilitate this, that's exactly what happens.
	And that's what your federal government did.
	They acted in concert with these people.
	These folks, Merrick Garland, aside from everything they've ever done, basically said, we're going to protect Hunter Biden.
	As far as we can.
	Over and over and over.
	And they're doing it in connection with at the behest of the bad guy.
	Excuse me, the big guy.
	Well, maybe I was right the first time.
	So you might say to yourself, well, you know, this business that he's involved with, this was 2017.
	This was 2017.
	You know.
	Hey!
	It's, you know, then it was, that was then.
	Oh, yeah?
	But if this was a continuing, a continuing criminal conspiracy with novation, meaning we started something, it kind of fizzled out.
	But I picked it up again.
	I made it new.
	I kind of breathed life into it.
	Well, guess what?
	That ongoing criminal conspiracy is we're back to square one.
	We're back to square one.
	Don't you understand this?
	This was the most important part.
	This is the most important part that everybody is missing.
	What do we have to do?
	Tell me.
	And there's little dribbles.
	A little bit of Ted Cruz.
	A little bit of...
	I don't know who.
	It's like we're just getting used to it.
	And they keep bringing out this dotard, this doddering, senescent, enfeebled...
	I don't understand this.
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	Thank you so much, crooner.
	God bless you.
	The veritable panoply of those who are assisting us is without peer.
	This pastiche, this myriad, this mosaic of beneficence, we appreciate tremendous.
	I don't even know where to start with this.
	I don't even know where to start.
	It is unbelievable!
	And how they cover this guy up and what he's doing.
	And here is what they're telling you.
	Oh, and by the way, I'm not, I'm just getting started.
	And everything that you think you know about common sense, everything you think you know about whether it makes sense or not, uh-uh.
	Uh-uh.
	You ain't seen nothing yet.
	They're going to go after, quote, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA.
	Do you understand this?
	This is beyond anything I've ever seen.
	And I'm not, I'm not one who believes in impeachment.
	It's gotten to the point where this has got to stop.
	Joe Biden has got to be pulled out.
	Out of this.
	And I'll be damned if you're going to pull this non-compass mentis business.
	Like, well, I don't know what's going on.
	Oh, he'll get the Sicilian flu like you won't believe.
	Oh, this guy's going to be drooling on himself, wasting, you know, or relieving himself in his pants.
	Oh, he's going to be a mess.
	Please, we need 300 likes.
	Easy.
	You understand this?
	Now, do me a favor.
	It gets even better.
	It gets even better.
	Then, listen to this!
	Listen to this!
	This is the best part.
	Anthony Blinken, I don't know where the hell this guy came from, Anthony Blinken was asked, what do you have to say about Mr. Biden suggesting that Xi Jinping is a dictator?
	Well, he stands by his words.
	He's a dictator!
	I just did a brand new video on this.
	What do you call this?
	We live in a fascistic.
	A fascistic, totalitarian regime that does not, it doesn't know, it knows not any comparison whatsoever.
	It's beyond anything imaginable.
	It is a fascistic regime.
	It is from the top.
	It is a perfect merger of government and corporatocracy with this contamination.
	This is the weirdest part of a shadow government, deep state, police state, intel state, kind of an invisible force that has taken over this, and they're running the show.
	I'm living in a world right now that is so bizarre.
	I don't even know what to call it.
	Now that's the government.
	Today we had pride parade.
	Was it gay pride or just pride?
	No, it was just called pride parade.
	Okay, pride.
	But this was the classic gay pride parade.
	Over 50-something years old.
	Right, 1969 was the first one.
	It was right after Stonewall.
	You know, that kind of thing.
	Okay, fine, fine, fine.
	I think.
	Anyway.
	So today, or yesterday, we have people marching through the Lower East Side.
	Huge John Waters dystopian Who was that big scary looking one?
	The one that What is his name?
	Remember the one?
	Divine.
	Like divine.
	Scary.
	Scary.
	Not, but big heels and walking down screaming, we're coming after your children.
	We want your children.
	We want your children.
	This is Ted Smith, by the way.
	Crooner by trade.
	He endorses it.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for this, Ted.
	Good man.
	You know, again, believe it or not, the level, The level of beneficence is nonpareil.
	And I thank you for that, Ted.
	And by the way, that's for you, my friend.
	We're going to talk about getting together crooners as well.
	Do you understand what I'm saying?
	Does this make any sense to you?
	I live in a world right now, I live in a world where we've got zombie drag queens walking down the street scaring people and little kids are hearing grown men.
	Because they're not women.
	They're not trans women or biological cis women who grow.
	No!
	These are men going down the street scaring kids and yelling, we're coming for your children.
	You think I'm kidding?
	You think I'm making this up?
	Read it.
	We're coming for your children.
	So, hey, gay America, are you for this?
	George Lenz says, Rod Serling, imagine if you will.
	Yes, remarkable.
	Unbelievable.
	Thank you, George.
	This is for you, Brother George.
	What does this mean?
	What does this mean?
	We're coming for your children.
	Gee, I mean, what the hell?
	Now, here's the best part.
	The other day we're having dinner.
	They're sparky, by the way.
	Blinken, Newland, and Sullivan are the warmongering psychopaths who've replaced the usual sociopaths who run U.S. foreign policy.
	Touché!
	By the way, they're beyond psychopaths.
	They're just...
	I don't know.
	Do you want to call them psychopaths?
	Because that implies there's something aberrant about them.
	It's not even that.
	It's just these are war profiteers.
	Raven, just...
	Just...
	The other day, we're having a meeting.
	We have a friend of ours, and they have a son who's like 11 years old.
	And we're talking, and he's doing his thing.
	He's, you know, kids, doing his thing.
	Oh, poor kid.
	Nice kid.
	Smart, just doing this thing, playing with this little game thing.
	You know how it is.
	You know how they play with that damn game thing to the point of it's like, alright, hey, I'm over here.
	Hey, look, I'm on fire.
	You know, nothing.
	They don't notice anything.
	So as he's doing this thing, somebody says, or his parents say, hey, what was it called?
	Coming out day?
	Coming out?
	Coming out.
	In his school, they've got, it's a public school in New York, They have a day where kids are celebrating coming out, as in coming out of the closet.
	He's 11 years old.
	He doesn't even know about girls yet.
	He hasn't even come out of anything yet.
	And they're asking him to come out, which to him means declare you're gay.
	He doesn't understand it.
	Right?
	Doesn't that make...
	Nobody says, no, no, excuse me.
	If you're...
	If you're gay, I'm 11. Okay, but maybe.
	At 11, he doesn't know what his favorite color is.
	He doesn't know.
	He may not even, he's not even through puberty.
	He doesn't know anything.
	He hasn't even gotten in that stage.
	He's kind of into like mom and dad and just doing some, just being a kid.
	So his school is telling him everybody's coming out.
	Well, what if I'm not coming out?
	Do you mean I should do this?
	No, no, no.
	Well, why are they coming out?
	Shouldn't I join them?
	No, you don't join them.
	And if I don't know what the hell I am at 11, how does this kid know at 8?
	It's barbarism.
	It has nothing to do with gay rights.
	It's, again, we're coming for your...
	Read it!
	New York Post.
	There it is.
	What the hell is this?
	It's unbelievable.
	And they're going.
	And at the White House, they got the flags.
	Today we drove through in the Yugo stretch.
	Got mighty, mighty looks.
	A lot of looks.
	And right there at 30 Rock.
	You know where the tree normally is?
	You know, where the NBC, where the Today show's here?
	They've got gay flags everywhere.
	Okay.
	And gay, the gay flag paint, you know, the colors painted.
	That's groovy.
	Wonderful.
	That's okay.
	That's expression.
	Okay.
	I'm talking about kids.
	And this kid's looking at me like this.
	I don't know what the hell they're talking about.
	It's easier to ask a kid sometimes to declare their political party.
	My what?
	Your political party.
	Hey, listen, if you're a liberal, it's okay to come on.
	What's a liberal?
	No, no, no, no.
	You don't have to be a liberal.
	But if you are a liberal...
	Come on and be proud you're a liberal.
	I don't even know what it is.
	I guess I should be.
	What's the other one called?
	Well, we don't talk about that.
	Can I come out as a straight 11-year-old?
	Whatever the hell that means.
	No, you don't come out.
	You only come out if you're gay.
	What?
	You only come out of the closet if you're gay.
	But I'm 11 years old.
	Quit saying you're 11 years old.
	Don't you understand?
	It doesn't really matter because we're coming for your kids.
	Unbelievable!
	Unbelievable!
	I mean, and I'm looking at this, I'm thinking, where's my country?
	Meanwhile, can this kid read?
	They're going to kick our ass!
	The Asians, the Europeans, the Chinese, the Japanese, the Germans, everybody's going to, with STEM, with And this kid's walking around.
	Am I straight?
	Am I gay?
	What?
	I don't even think you should be telling kids.
	Well, put it this way.
	I think it's a wonderful thing to explain and to provide religious backgrounds and religious things to kids.
	But I don't even think they're in a position to understand the existence of God.
	When you talk about this, the existence of God as a...
	This is just...
	So going back to this demented felon, what are we waiting for?
	Now meanwhile, they're still coming after Trump.
	They're not done yet.
	There's all indications that this Jack Smith...
	Might be granting more people immunity so they can come on and talk about, of all things, January 6th and maybe more seditious conspiracy.
	Do you think for one minute that Donald Trump ever intended to hurt this country?
	Do you think that Donald Trump ever, ever intended to commit a crime?
	To steal money?
	To take money?
	To harbor money?
	Under false pretenses?
	Did you ever think Donald Trump ever did that?
	Did you ever think Donald Trump ever wanted to hurt or harm or in any way besmirch or anything?
	He's got some papers.
	Okay.
	He's a dumbass.
	He's a dumbass.
	I'll plead.
	Let's do it, okay?
	Let's just say it.
	Okay?
	I don't know what he is.
	He's something.
	I don't know what he did.
	I don't know.
	He's a general.
	We'll plea to that.
	They said get back 300, but he kept 31. I don't know why.
	What the hell do you want these papers for?
	What are you doing?
	Read them late at night?
	What the hell's the matter with you?
	But either way.
	Either way.
	Okay?
	But they're after him.
	And they're after him.
	And they're not letting him go.
	And they're going to have him go show up in New York, and then they show up here, and the E.G. Carroll.
	Now, I don't know how much money you think this guy's got.
	And I don't know how much, and I hope it got his money.
	But they're going to go after him, and they're going to drain him.
	And I mean drain him over and over.
	And then he won't be able to get a lawyer.
	Because that 65 project will kick in.
	So then if they hit him with seditious conspiracy next on top of everything else, you could forget it.
	But he's still fighting on.
	With Carrie Lake.
	Oh my god.
	We have to move on.
	We have to move on.
	And I've got to tell you something else today.
	My heart broke.
	My heart broke.
	You know, I've been saying a lot about this Bobby Kennedy Jr., who I think is just, I mean, he is just blowing people away.
	But today, it looks like he's, I don't know whether he's taking PEDs or roids or whatever it is, but the guy's almost 70 years old, and he's bulking up and doing push-ups, and oh no, shirtless, oh!
	Jesus, no!
	Say it ain't so, Bobby!
	Please!
	Don't be one of these narcissistic men, these middle-aged guys.
	I can do pull-ups!
	Oh, my God!
	Your uncle never did this.
	Remember the picture of JFK?
	He was at a beach with these women.
	Just walking around.
	There's another picture.
	I think it was Bobby Kennedy.
	Bobby.
	You know, they were like playing.
	Hey, we're playing.
	Look at us.
	We're playing.
	We're throwing this touch football.
	They must have hated that touch football crap all the time.
	We've got to play touch football.
	Can we do something else?
	How about poker?
	Does poker count?
	We can sit around and have a few drinks.
	No, I've got to go out and throw this ball with Eunice.
	I don't want to do this.
	Anyway.
	But there was Bobby Kennedy.
	I'm no expert.
	But if this guy ain't, I'm sorry.
	And don't tell me he does whey.
	Or don't tell me he's on the paleo diet.
	Come on, man.
	You're 70 years old.
	Don't tell me you're doing that stuff.
	Please.
	Please.
	Don't tell me you're doing that stuff.
	Stop that.
	You don't have to do push-ups.
	I'm getting into shape.
	I'm sexy.
	Oh, no.
	At two, Bobby?
	At two?
	Oh, no!
	Does everybody do this?
	Here I am in the bathroom.
	Anyway, want to hear some other good news?
	Want to hear some other good news?
	Sparky says, working out's better for Bobby Jr. than heroin.
	Well, listen, that was a long time ago.
	He did this.
	He made a mistake.
	He got that behind him.
	And by the way, he's not the only one.
	People forget how many people are very...
	There are a lot of people who honestly, honestly do not understand how many people seriously, truly get off of that stuff.
	Do you understand this?
	By the way, can I tell you something?
	You know, Sparky, for the longest time when I've seen your little thumbnail, you know what that looks like to me?
	A piece of chocolate cake with white icing.
	Because it's so small.
	It's a little dog named Sparky.
	I know you know that.
	But to me, it looks like a brownie with white icing on the top.
	Isn't that weird?
	Alice Cooper replaced liquor with golf.
	That's true.
	Thank you so much.
	Some people do the opposite.
	But going back to what I'm saying, please, you want to be president, stop doing that.
	That's why they go out of Trump.
	Trump says, I'm not going to go bowling.
	I'm not going to wear a funny hat.
	I'm going to be who I am.
	I'm going to wear a blue suit and a red tie that's real long to hide his gut.
	He gives that real prolonged, kind of like that perspective.
	And that's it.
	Here's some other good news.
	And I give credit to my wife for this one.
	100% she's got an eye for this.
	And nobody really understands it, but they will.
	Elton John's at Glastonbury, 2023.
	He's playing...
	Huh?
	Well, live, it says live here.
	Well, anyway.
	We're drawing live coverage to a close now after Elton John attracted huge crowds.
	They say, what, about a couple of hundred thousand?
	They stopped counting at two...
	100,000.
	Unbelievable.
	Now, even though I'm not really sure sometimes what he's saying, sometimes he's not exactly the most easy to understand, but he's 76 years old.
	That's another guy who, by the way, was on...
	By the way, Mick Jagger's 79, Billy Joel's 74, Wait until Mick Jagger hits 80. 80. Mick Jagger.
	80. And by the way, you know all about Mick Jagger?
	His face looks like a candle melted.
	Carly Simon turned 80. Carly Simon turned 80!
	And her eyes are disappearing.
	Sparky says, Sparky was half Border Collie and half Chihuahua.
	He was whip smart and lived along.
	Aww.
	Those border collies are so damn smart.
	It's not even funny.
	But why is this Elton John thing?
	By the way, thank you, Sparky.
	And to your lovely Sparky as well.
	You know why, Sparky?
	You know why it's important?
	Because people are showing up to concerts again.
	People are going out and they're saying, you know what, I want to be around people.
	I don't want to be shut in.
	I don't want to be shut in.
	I don't want to be, I want to go out.
	I want to do the old days.
	I want to conviviate and confabulate.
	I want to be a part of it.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	Good news!
	Here's another one for you.
	Remember how one time I mentioned recently speed dating versus speed racer?
	People are getting back into speed dating.
	You know why?
	Speed dating is because people actually want to date.
	They actually want to date.
	You almost want to...
	They want in-person communication.
	It's almost like...
	You know when...
	This is terrible.
	But I'm going to say this.
	You know when sometimes people would take like they have a bird or something that is injured or a little baby chimp or something and they raise it and then they got to let it go and the poor human has to teach it like how to go out and attack stuff and it's tough.
	I got to teach this thing how to be feral.
	I've got to teach this to hear.
	I've got to put a worm in my mouth.
	This is tough, but I want this animal to live.
	So I want to put him into the situation that, you know, this is terrible.
	What I'm about to tell you is terrible.
	But I'm going to say it, alright?
	Because I'm terrible.
	One day I'm going to see somebody taking kids who were like weird.
	Whose parents didn't let him go out.
	And they're turning kind of pubescent.
	And you want to take the kid out and say, now listen.
	You see that one over there?
	Yeah.
	That's called a girl.
	You got that?
	Yeah.
	Look at her.
	Here.
	Buy her a drink.
	Here's a couple of bucks.
	Go do it.
	And you know what?
	You see how she looks now?
	Okay, look.
	Here, drink this.
	Doesn't she look better?
	Yeah.
	Isn't that funny how that works?
	Here, go ahead.
	Do it.
	Talk to her.
	Just be it.
	Ask her about her.
	I don't care.
	Just do something.
	Go!
	Do it!
	Do it!
	It's called, you know, being on the prowl.
	People used to do it years ago.
	Men your age.
	You're age, 13, 14. People couldn't keep you down.
	You were like...
	And look at you.
	You're at home and you're playing with these stupid games.
	What's the matter with you?
	Now we're going to take you out and we're going to show you how to do this.
	We're going to get feral.
	We want you to go back and get back to your roots.
	You're 13, 14, 15 years old and you should be interested in women.
	Now if you're not, that's okay.
	Don't worry about it.
	Sometimes we're not.
	But most of the time, statistically, you are.
	Do you understand this?
	Now, we're going to show you some movies.
	We're going to show you how this works.
	We're going to take you to bars.
	See that guy?
	Yeah.
	See those two?
	They don't know.
	What do you think about her?
	Are you attractive to women at all?
	Do you know anything about this?
	Have you ever felt it?
	Good!
	Now we're making progress!
	Yes!
	Good!
	You think I'm kidding.
	Now, by the way, You always teach young men, be respectful.
	But how many, I swear to God, how many men don't know, a young boy, that it's okay?
	That they've been getting around, hearing all this coming out, and this and that, and this one this, and we got the, you know, the drag queen this, and drag queen that, and we're coming for you this, and trans this, and trans that.
	How many people have said, wait a minute, is that normal?
	No!
	This is normal!
	You know, I was feeling something.
	There you go!
	It's okay, it's happening!
	You think I'm kidding?
	It's like these animals that were born in captivity that don't know, they can't ever go on to the wild.
	They can't do it.
	They don't know what to do it.
	Have these people ever had a crush?
	What?
	Have you ever...
	Hey, listen, you know, whatever your name is.
	Well, some of these names like Taylor could be either one.
	Listen, Jerry, is there any girl in your class you like?
	I don't know.
	Anybody?
	You know what I mean.
	Do you like them?
	You know?
	You know what I mean?
	No, I don't.
	You don't know what I mean?
	Nothing?
	You're 13 years old.
	Oh my God.
	You've got more hormones in you than...
	They should be kicking in by just the food you eat.
	Something's wrong here.
	Something's weird.
	You've been gaming too long.
	Something's the matter with you.
	I swear to you, I say this partly in jest, but I don't think people need...
	I don't think...
	A lot of kids are going to know what the hell to do.
	I really don't know what to do.
	I mean, does that surprise you?
	Of course not.
	When you mess with little kids, oh my God.
	Oh my God.
	I told you one time, and if you haven't heard me say this, I'm going to tell you the story again because it's true.
	I was seeing the movie Home Alone.
	I don't know what the hell I was doing there.
	I don't know, but I was there.
	And there was this kid next to me.
	And the kid, when Macaulay Culkin, we share a birthday, by the way, when Macaulay Culkin's parents left him, this kid next to me turned to his mother or father and said, they are going to come back, right?
	Because what's a kid's number one fear?
	Abandonment.
	But the people who wrote this never knew this, so they never thought about it.
	So what they did was they, again, This kid is watching a movie and doesn't understand it's a joke.
	You hear?
	Because they don't understand it.
	Sparky says, Putin's a righteous man and an anti-globalist hero.
	There you go.
	Oh, forget trying to figure that one out.
	But something tells me this, Sparky, since you bring this up.
	Do you get the impression that maybe Pregosian better watch it?
	Do you think that Pregosian is going to get away with this?
	Do you think?
	You know they say, that's Putin like this, and he poisons people, and he kills it, throws them out of windows, and stabs them on bridges, and he goes after the murderer.
	Okay.
	That's what you say.
	No!
	He's a dog and a murderer and he's a guy that kills people.
	Well, if that's true, do you think he's going to let Purgosian just say, go ahead, Purgosian.
	That's all right.
	Go ahead.
	Where are you going to be?
	In what?
	Belarus?
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	No, no, yeah.
	I'll take care of it.
	No hard feelings.
	No, no.
	No, no.
	You take care.
	You got that, buddy?
	And by the way, he looks just like that guy Mike.
	What's his name?
	From Breaking Bad.
	You know, that dude.
	Come on!
	Does any of this story make any sense to you?
	And by the way, I did another one.
	Another story.
	Does any?
	Does this?
	Still.
	Does this tin can tune us up?
	By the way, 276 likes.
	We need to get 300.
	We need to get 300.
	We need.
	I can't believe I'm saying this.
	300.
	I saw a girl unboxing a curling iron.
	She had like 10 million.
	What is going on here?
	What am I doing wrong?
	I should unbox something.
	But here's a story that I don't understand and this is what my buddy sent me.
	And Vinny, if you're listening, you know who you are?
	Because he always sends me some good stuff.
	He's always sent me some real good stuff.
	Listen to this one.
	Where is this?
	Ah, yes.
	Listen to this one.
	He sends me this and he says, So, you're telling me we put GPS trackers on sharks and can pinpoint their exact location to the nearest foot.
	But they forgot to put...
	One of them on the submarine with a bunch of billionaires?
	Huh?
	You know, he makes a lot of sense there.
	I'm just saying, he makes a lot of sense.
	What is this you just sent me?
	What the hell is this?
	Oh no, who sent you that?
	Oh, God.
	Parading, as you would say.
	I don't know if there's prizes.
	That's...
	Whatever it is.
	Whatever it is.
	One of my...
	One of my...
	Truly, one of my oldest pals.
	Gay.
	And I love that when I talk to him, I always say, you know, I don't know what you people are thinking.
	Look, that's not me.
	I don't know.
	You people and you're, you know, and he says, I said, what is with the, explain the drag thing.
	I just don't understand it.
	Do you wear that?
	No.
	How do I know you don't?
	And we bust each other's balls.
	Because we don't care about it.
	But again, I don't care what you do.
	Leave the kids alone.
	Anyway, listen to this one.
	You ready for this?
	Oh, this is going to piss people off like you can't believe.
	Listen to this one.
	Listen to this story.
	New York exclusive.
	Mamma Mia!
	Historic Big Apple pizza joints could be forced to dish out mounds of dough under a proposed city edict, targeting pollutant-spewing coal and wood-fired ovens.
	The New York City Department of Environmental Protection has drafted new rules that would order eateries using the decades-old baking method to slice carbon emissions by up to 75%.
	All New Yorkers deserve to be healthy, blah, blah, blah.
	They did this years ago.
	We used to have this thing in New York.
	They had coal pizza and wood.
	And coal, I think the first pizza joint was Lombardi's, maybe?
	Is it Lombardi's?
	Under the bridge, right?
	Lombardi's?
	Sparky says, Pregosian is exiled to Belarus.
	Like Napoleon on what was that island?
	Oh, Elba.
	Yes.
	Well, exile to Belarus?
	You don't think Putin's got any kind of connections in Belarus?
	Look, I don't want anybody to get hurt.
	But I'm just saying, that is the last guy.
	Does he look like he...
	Does he ever...
	I'll get to the pizza in a moment.
	But Sparky, do me a favor.
	Go watch this video of Putin showing up to these oligarchs who aren't, they own factories or something and they're not doing their stuff.
	They're not producing whatever they're supposed to do.
	And he shows up and he's speaking in Russian, of course.
	And he says this one guy and he goes...
	You know, what about the production?
	How can we not?
	Do you have any excuses?
	Well, why didn't you do this?
	What's going on?
	And he says, okay.
	Did you sign the agreement?
	No.
	Did you sign the agreement?
	No.
	And he calls his guy over and the guy gives him the agreement.
	He goes, here.
	And he hands it to him.
	He goes, sign it.
	Here.
	And he hands a pen to this guy.
	Sign it.
	Whatever he's signing.
	So the...
	And these are all like billionaires.
	He signs it.
	He goes, ah, ah, ah.
	That's my pen.
	Give me my pen back.
	I mean, this guy's just no kidding around.
	And Purgosian thinks he's going to go to Belarus and I'm okay here.
	Alright, I hope he is.
	I'm just saying.
	That is the last guy.
	Seriously.
	I mean, just that look of, oh no you don't.
	Oh no you don't.
	Trump had that look like.
	Mm-hmm.
	You know who's got that look too?
	Xi Jinping.
	Xi Jinping has got that look like.
	He has just that one face, that one expression.
	He might smile.
	How about Mohammed bin Salman?
	MBS.
	Oh!
	Ask Khashoggi.
	It was terrible.
	Look at that story with this guy.
	This is hardcore.
	I mean...
	We're talking about people who are like...
	They are not...
	Kidding around!
	Same thing with Trump.
	Remember that?
	When they got Casey Kasem salami, remember that guy?
	And they identified him with that ring?
	His hellfire method?
	Don't mess with these people.
	I'm serious.
	Do not.
	There's an expression.
	Do not with the Falcon unless you can fly.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm just saying.
	So anyway, pizza joints.
	They did this a while back.
	And they said, they tried to do it with coal, and then they said wood, and then veg, and all that stuff.
	Then they did the same thing in New York with barbecue.
	Barbecue was the, you have to go, I think, to Brooklyn or something, but in the old days, barbecue didn't work because you had these, you know, you're in a building here, and there was one on 11th Avenue that was a, Pretty good one years ago.
	It's called Daisy Mays.
	They had a little thing on the side.
	They had smoke and stuff.
	But I want you to understand something for me.
	Listen to me very carefully.
	We've got to get rid of these people through the elections.
	Now hear me out.
	Do you have any idea of what they have in store?
	Do you have any idea?
	Of what they have in store for you?
	Any idea?
	Any clue?
	Do you have any idea of what they're planning on doing?
	And do you have any idea of what is in the hopper, ready to be dispensed?
	Any?
	Sparky says, he agreed to the exile.
	Well, uh, yeah.
	Oh, oh, who?
	He being who?
	I like sentences that say he.
	Like you're talking about two or three people.
	He?
	Who he?
	Which he?
	Who, Putin?
	Oh, Putin agreed to the exit?
	Okay.
	Yeah, sure, okay.
	Yeah, Pergozian, go ahead.
	No, you're fine.
	No, no, stay.
	Stay!
	Stay, stay.
	Go.
	I understand.
	No hard feelings.
	You wanted to basically bring a machine gun battery to me in front of everybody.
	With all that I'm going on, my mercenaries, this is a coup?
	Is that what you're doing?
	Against me?
	No problem!
	No!
	No!
	No, hey, listen.
	You did what you had to do.
	Don't worry about it.
	Don't worry about it.
	You just go ahead.
	You're fine.
	Hey!
	Remember that expression about, don't buy the green bananas.
	I'm just saying, there are certain people in the world I don't mess with.
	Trump, Putin, Xi Jinping, MBS, none of these guys.
	Prigozhi was trying to overthrow the Russian DOD, not his president.
	Yeah, okay, Sparky.
	Good luck with that one.
	Hey, look, Putin, it wasn't you.
	It was during the defense.
	The DOD, not you.
	No!
	No!
	And Putin says, that word, overthrow, I've got a problem with that.
	It's that word, overthrow.
	I don't know.
	Maybe I'm old-fashioned.
	I don't like that.
	I don't think it looks good.
	No, no, that's an expression.
	I don't like that expression.
	Call me crazy.
	So Sparky, oh, by the way, Sparky.
	That was pretty...
	Do you know that as we speak, I am...
	Okay, let me throw something at you.
	Okay?
	What if I told you that coming up there's going to be this new thing called restorative justice from the critical law studies and they're going to make black people basically immune from prosecution for certain crimes.
	What was that?
	I'm saying, what if I told you That in some cases, it'll start off here, some places, but black people will be by virtue of historic, just like reparations,
	historic unfairness and inequity, historic overdosing of prosecutions and the like, that in order to remedy and correct history, they, these Will be immune from prosecution if you are black, African-American, person of color, Hispanic, whatever it is.
	You think that's far-fetched?
	Sparky says the Russian president agreed YouTube wouldn't let me put the name and the phrase.
	Well, whatever.
	I'm just saying I'm just saying I I don't understand any of that story at all.
	That's all.
	And believe me, when I go to find out, I don't go to any news venue here in this country or anything remotely associated with, you know, the usual suspects.
	That's all I'm saying.
	You are going to see eventually certain jobs outlawed.
	Outlawed.
	They're going to stop.
	They're going to say, what else can we do?
	Well, how about the barbecue industry?
	How about we're going to stop fireplaces?
	Outdoor, you know, fire pits?
	Remember those?
	Remember oil pits?
	Fire pits.
	We're going to stop them.
	You think that's far-fetched?
	You think that's far-fetched?
	How about eventually...
	No reference to gender made anywhere.
	Birth certificates, bathrooms, driver's licenses, nothing.
	Gender will be by statute.
	Because race, when you look at your driver's license, now there's no race.
	Gender.
	Shall I go on?
	You think this is...
	They're not even warmed up yet.
	This is nothing.
	What you're seeing right now, this is nothing.
	Nothing.
	Wait until you see all transgender units.
	They will do this to, oh, the Navy SEALs.
	Let's get after them.
	Get after them.
	Got that Don Shipley?
	Got that?
	Got your butts class?
	Yeah, buddy.
	Don't you love that butts class?
	Hey, bro.
	Don Shipley.
	Uh-huh.
	Did you ever see what he...
	Did you ever watch that?
	I love that guy.
	And his wife.
	Don simply calls somebody and goes, Hey, Don.
	Yeah, listen, there's this guy.
	He says he's a Navy SEAL.
	I don't think he is.
	Don, can I put him on the phone with you?
	Sure.
	Yeah, bro.
	And Don has his phone out.
	I hope this is kosher, you know.
	You're putting...
	Consenting...
	Anyway, all of a sudden...
	He goes, yeah, go ahead.
	Hey, Jerry?
	Yeah, buddy.
	I got a friend of mine.
	His name is Don Ship.
	He's on the phone.
	Hey, bro.
	Hey, shipmate.
	And Don's looking.
	He makes these looks, these faces as he goes in for the kill.
	So you say you're a Navy SEAL, huh, bro?
	Uh-huh.
	And he's looking at you.
	Yeah?
	What buds class were you?
	Underwater demolition.
	1026.
	No, no.
	They won't have a Class 1026 for another 148 years.
	Anyway, they go through this whole stuff.
	And they love this Navy SEAL.
	And he's a Navy SEAL.
	And I'm a Navy SEAL.
	And all these people have these YouTube channels.
	Have you seen this?
	I'm a Navy SEAL.
	And this is it.
	And I was in Delta Force.
	And I got detached.
	And I killed people.
	And I was a badass.
	I was great.
	And Biden and these guys are going to say, that's the one I'm going to get rid of.
	Get rid of them.
	That's gender...
	No, I don't like that.
	Get rid of them.
	Beat it.
	Don't want them.
	What?
	Don't want them.
	What do you mean you don't want them?
	It's Navy SEALs.
	I know.
	I want to have transgender SEALs.
	And I want to lower the standards.
	I want to destroy everything you've got.
	Everything you hold.
	I'm going to go after now.
	I'm going to go after professional sports.
	And I'm going to get my buddy from BlackRock.
	To go after professional football.
	You think I'm kidding?
	I'm going to destroy everything you've got.
	I'm going to destroy everything.
	Everything.
	Sports, family, dating, logic.
	Name it!
	I'm going to hit you with stuff like you cannot believe.
	Because you're not stopping me.
	And I'm Joe Biden, and I'm walking around drooling in my food, I don't even know where I am, and I've got this sun with me, and we keep doing it to you, and you don't do anything to stop us.
	How do you like that?
	You can't even decide who's your...
	Whether you like Trump, do you like this one, you're all...
	My friend, and you are my friend, it's going to be horrible.
	It's going to be so horrible unless something is done.
	Unless somebody says, we've got to win this.
	I don't care if it's Bobby Kennedy.
	I don't care if it's DeSantis.
	I don't care.
	This has got to stop.
	Period.
	And the Republicans are worthless.
	Worthless.
	Did you see when they brought Hunter to the White House?
	There you go.
	Hey, Hunter.
	Hi, how are you?
	Hunter, why are you doing that?
	Why am I doing what?
	Why are you giving us the Bronx cheer?
	I don't know.
	Maybe because I'm making a fool out of you.
	Maybe that.
	It's incredible.
	Unbelievable.
	Alright, dear friends.
	We have 367 likes.
	And we have 10 fewer likes than...
	Concurrent viewers.
	And that's pretty doggone good.
	And I appreciate that.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	Where is Brandon?
	Whatever happened with that?
	Remember that guy who was...
	That was one of the best.
	That was...
	That woman who thought of this on...
	Was just fantastic.
	How she thought of this.
	Look at this.
	Just Mises.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	H-A-I Lionel.
	Watching from Amsterdam.
	The Netherlands.
	You know, God bless you.
	You know, my friend, Amsterdam used to always be where everybody said, hey, we're going to Amsterdam.
	Smoke that weed, man.
	They got that wild weed.
	They got these little coffee shops, man.
	Really?
	Yeah, we're going to Amsterdam where it's legal.
	Nobody wants to go do that now because they're smoking this junk, eating potato chips and edibles.
	Unbelievable!
	Let's do a quick...
	Let's see where everybody's from.
	Let's do a quick little roll call.
	Where are you from?
	Where's everybody from?
	The Netherlands?
	Netherlands?
	The Netherlands.
	Not even a place.
	Just like this collective.
	You know, the Southwest.
	No!
	Give us...
	Look at this.
	Bless up, Lionel.
	Voice of reason in an unreasonable world.
	Their cows pollute.
	By the way, only through erectation and borborygmas and not flatulence.
	Arkansas.
	I want a name of a city and a state.
	A name of a city.
	Not a state.
	Vermont, Idaho.
	We don't want that.
	Florida.
	What does that mean?
	Sparky says, Pregosian.
	You're stuck on that, aren't you?
	Pregosian was a celebrity chef.
	Who got rich?
	It's like having Gordon Ramsay owning your mercenaries.
	He wasn't in the chain of command.
	He got slack.
	By the way, Sparky, same thing with Zelensky, who was in Servant of the People, who was Kolomoisky's.
	Anyway, Hillside, New Jersey, New Hampshire, Lake Winnipesaukee, Granite Quarry, North Carolina, White Lake, Michigan, Boise, Idaho.
	St. David's, Bermuda.
	Largo, Florida.
	Largo.
	Pinellas County.
	Vancouver.
	Island.
	Vancouver Island, British Columbia.
	Belfontaine, Ohio.
	Isn't that beautiful?
	Villa Park.
	Daytona Beach.
	Oh, Daytona Beach.
	Yeah, Volusia County.
	There used to be a place my buddy and I used to go, years ago.
	It's called the Silver Bucket.
	Not too far from the land, but right there on Daytona Beach.
	And they had these oysters.
	And when they would take, they had these buckets of oysters.
	And they would throw them, when they were done, they would do these tumbles into this, these stacks.
	Not too shabby.
	Olympia, Washington.
	Motown.
	Bentonville, Arkansas.
	Collinsville, Texas.
	There's a Collinsville, Illinois.
	Springfield, Vermont.
	Halifax.
	Look at this.
	Albuquerque, and you spelled it correctly, Leighton, Pennsylvania, Orlando, Orange County, Homestead, Redlands, Milton Keynes, I guess, United Kingdom.
	We've been watching, what is that, Britbox, we're watching Sister Boniface, and Father John, all these murders.
	Love it.
	Chicago.
	Medford, Mass.
	East Union, Ohio.
	Fall River, Mass.
	Oh, that's Verona.
	We know about Verona.
	Verona right there on Bloomfield Avenue.
	Coming up from heading towards Caldwell, towards Tony Soprano country.
	As you're going on Bloomfield, you take a left towards West Orange.
	One of the best little, got a great, great diner.
	In fact, it's not even a diner.
	It's called Chit Chat.
	Next to a bowling alley.
	Chit Chat is incredible.
	But right there, there was an old Kmart.
	And during the Rona, it was working double time.
	West Orange used to have the greatest, the greatest comedy show.
	Comedy store ever called Rascals.
	Mark Magnuson.
	The best.
	The best.
	I've played there many times.
	Hagerstown, Maryland.
	Portland, Maine.
	Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon.
	Greenville, South Carolina.
	That's beautiful.
	Beaver Crossing.
	Don't you love that?
	Look at this.
	Dayton.
	You got Dayton, Tennessee and Daytona.
	Huh?
	Coincidence?
	I don't think so.
	Isn't that wonderful?
	All right, my friends.
	Where is Hillcrest Farms?
	Oh, that's the one we went to one time, but they had the...
	We bought a Christmas tree.
	Yeah, we got some branches.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
	There's a little place on Bloomfield I like.
	A little Italian joint.
	It's called La...
	Huh?
	Is that Caldwell?
	It's called La Familia.
	I like that.
	And right there on Bloomfield is Grover Cleveland's birthplace.
	Powell's Cabin.
	Oh, God.
	Powell's Cabin is a CVS now.
	We pulled in there one day.
	I said, what's this?
	It's gone.
	I said, what?
	Where is it?
	I was shot.
	What is it?
	It's gone.
	It's gone?
	Powell's Cabin.
	Liberace played there.
	It's this little place.
	What's that funky place where all those big stars play down the...
	off of...
	Oh.
	Meadowbrook?
	No, there's a...
	Pat Cooper used to play too.
	There was a diner.
	No.
	What is the name of that?
	No, no.
	When we were going kind of north towards Short Hills, not Short Hills, but whatever that mall is, Willowbrook, you said, oh, this place!
	The Meadowbrook.
	The Meadowbrook.
	Sparky says the Duran is the best for real geographical news.
	You know what?
	They are great.
	They're both named Alex.
	I like one who talks like this.
	And he says, he speaks, it's wonderful.
	He speaks with a British accent.
	Yes, and it's a great...
	His head bobs and that's a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful love them.
	By the way, where's Gonzalo Lira?
	Where is he?
	Where is he?
	Anybody?
	Any clue?
	Any clue?
	Incredible.
	You know who's been on fire too?
	Judge Knapp, Colonel...
	...
	Colonel...
	Colonel Mac...
	You know who I'm talking about.
	Anyway, there's just this great, great stuff out there.
	Anyway, Ted Smith says, What's so great about Crooner by Trade?
	Well, it doesn't matter where you are.
	Crooner by Trade will find you.
	Call them today.
	See how Crooner by Trade can help you.
	Thank you, Ted.
	Appreciate that, brother.
	Don't know what that's about, but that's good.
	Thank you so much.
	I love them.
	I think the Duran is great.
	I watched them.
	I've been watching them for the longest time.
	I think they are terrific.
	You know who I'm talking about?
	What is his name?
	His name is Lieutenant Colonel McGregor.
	Thank you.
	I love him.
	I love...
	I think Judge Knapp is terrific.
	I get my views.
	Scott Ritter is just incredible.
	You know, may I do another shout-out?
	May I give you a shout-out?
	Who is...
	They are wonderful.
	Absolutely addictive.
	Not that they need my...
	America's Untold Stories.
	Wonderful.
	Absolutely fantastic.
	With Grobert and Hunley.
	Fantastic.
	One of the best storytellers.
	So, so great.
	And of course, I loved it.
	I could watch this guy say, what am I watching?
	Have you ever seen or listened to Ed Witten?
	Perhaps the smartest man on the planet today.
	Incredible.
	Alright, my friends.
	Alrighty.
	That's enough.
	Where is Tiffany Dover?
	I know.
	You know, what was also very interesting, very sad about Gonzalo was to see his father was pleading for his son.
	Absolutely horrible.
	Horrible.
	Absolutely horrible.
	But please, do me a favor and make sure that before you say things like that, don't do this in countries that don't particularly allow this particular speech.
	I'm not saying it's anybody's fault, but please don't do this.
	That's all.
	What else?
	Witten.
	W-I-T-T-E-N.
	Edward Witten.
	He is unbelievable.
	Listen to his voice.
	Listen to him speak.
	Listen to, oh dear God, listen to Eric Weinstein talk about him.
	Edward Witten is in, oh here we go.
	Check this out.
	I'll put this on.
	This is another great one.
	Here we go.
	Here's Edward Witten.
	You'll dig this.
	All right, dear friends, that's enough.
	I've been talking now for an hour and 15 minutes and that's enough.
	You have been wonderful.
	Thank you for your kindness and your respect and your generosity.
	Ted Smith, thank you.
	And your crooners, Sparky, thank you as well.
	You are aces.
	I mean that.
	And my best to your dog, your dog's memory.
	Dogs are better than people.
	I think you know that.
	I've had it with people.
	And to our other...
	Contributors, I'm sorry, but I cannot go back far enough.
	And I have unfortunately forgotten.
	But thank you so much.
	We'll be back tomorrow, my friends.
	Tomorrow, 8 a.m.
	Picking up where we left off.
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	For the first time, and I thank you for that.
	All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious night.
	See you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
	Until then, remember these words.
	The monkey's dead.
	The show's over.
	Sue you.

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