I could spend hours on funerals and death and go to a cemetery and I just always think, I say, what is this?
What is this?
And people think nothing.
What do you mean, what is this?
What is this?
What are we, burying people with a stone?
And to them, they say, well, what's wrong with that?
Well, you've been raised with that.
I've asked questions about the Catholic Church, about the notions of Christianity.
People say they've never thought about it, or religion, or sports, or anything.
And there are a couple of things which I don't understand.
First, I just did a brand new...
A video which I want you to see.
It's called Why We Despise Vegans.
And I know what I'm talking about.
There's a sense of performance hatred that people love to do.
Please make sure you like this video.
Subscribe to the channel because there's a lot of good stuff.
I'm doing a whole series of little behavioral things.
And one of them is that.
And then there's a thing about vegans.
Let me tell you a quick story.
And then about trophy hunting.
But first about vegans.
People, Americans, are profoundly overweight and fat and obese at levels that we never even thought possible.
I mean, it's just off the charts.
But we love to talk about it.
There's a group of people who kind of, sort of, maybe do it.
When it comes to exercise, you can't just talk about exercise.
You have to do it.
It's the only thing.
But you can claim to be dieting, but not.
Nobody knows you aren't.
But if you want to exercise, you've got to say, I'm doing, you know, whatever.
I'm running.
I've got to do it.
See what I mean?
If you want to talk about, if you want to pontificate about exercise, you've got to do it.
But eating nutrition, you can just tell people you're doing it.
Or you can just talk about it.
And what we do is we make things up.
We just make things up.
And then when we make things up, we meet other people who make the same thing up and they love it.
And you meet them.
And you feed off of each other.
No pun intended.
You exchange ideas.
And I never knew how much people love to talk about food and eating.
I had no idea.
I always figured, do what you want.
I don't care.
Oh, no, no, no.
Because if social media don't, now we have to we have to I don't know what the word is.
We have to brag and we have to whatever.
Okay, fine.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
So the other day we were talking about something and you may or may not have known this but there's a subject about lab meat.
Laboratory meat.
Let me just tell you one thing.
Throw in the word Bill Gates and that's it.
And that's it.
You are off and running.
Throw in the word Bill Gates and end of discussion.
Because we have In our group, the artificial, not right-winger, but the artificial conspirator, the one who knows all the phrases.
Oh, that's hope porn.
Or no, that's hopium.
That's fear porn.
They just love this.
And part of their catechism, part of their Their articles of faith is that you must go nuts when you hear Bill Gates.
It doesn't matter what he did.
You don't have to know it.
You just hate him.
Laboratory meat.
This came up the other day.
Ask somebody, what is it?
They have no idea.
But they're against it because it's Bill Gates.
What is it?
I don't know.
I'm against it.
Because of the name laboratory meat.
What do you think hydroponics are?
How do you think mushrooms are made?
That's a different story.
That's a different story.
You don't think there's any laboratory work?
Well, that's an expression.
And I heard somebody the other day, this is the best one, confuse vegetable based meat.
Things like...
Things like Impossible Burgers, or what am I trying to say?
Impossible Beef Beyond Burger, that kind of stuff.
They confuse that with laboratory.
There's nothing to do with each other.
They didn't know.
And all of a sudden, this person, very overweight, very absolutely Is focused on...
You ready for this?
Soy.
Because of the word soy boy.
It's part of the catechism.
This is your book.
Remember these things.
You hate soy.
They don't say that as much as they do, but this...
Soy, supposedly, is a sign of a...
It used to be called effeminate...
I don't know if you can say that anymore.
Effeminate people who...
Eat too much soy, and then there's phytoestrogens, and all of this stuff, which, by the way, lowers estrogen.
It doesn't matter.
They have no earthly idea of what they're talking about.
But the name is part of their...
So add it to your...
Here's your little binder.
Remember the binder?
It's your three-ring binder.
Open your binder, put in a new one.
You've got hopium, fear porn.
All this other kind of jazz.
Whatever the nomenclature is.
And put in soy boy.
Now, go to China, where the soy production is through the roof and always has been.
I don't know where the soy boys are, but the best one is, there used to be, their coronary artery disease, heart attacks.
Nowhere even near ours.
But that's a different story.
That's a different story.
We don't care about that.
This is just what we do.
We hate this.
We just put this in and we hate this.
Throw in Bill Gates.
Throw in that as well.
Throw in vaccines.
mRNA.
Just put it in there.
Just put it in your binder.
Just remember these words.
Don't worry about it if you understand them.
Just say this.
You hate all these.
Okay, fine.
You got it?
Just say it.
So here I am talking to somebody the other day who was maybe 100 pounds overweight.
Seriously.
I mean, more?
I mean...
And I'm thinking, don't you think you should be worried more about things like hormesis?
Remember how fasting...
You notice this?
This is my favorite.
People love to fast, but they don't fast.
It's one of the biggest topics on social media, but they don't do it.
Fasting.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'll talk about it.
I'm not going to do it.
What does fasting mean?
It means calorie restriction.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
And then what they'll do is they'll say things like this one.
I've got this one.
I mentioned this stupid couple.
I wish you could meet them.
They just make stuff up.
Oh, no, that's not good for you.
Calorie restriction.
Calorie restriction, fasting, and what you eat, and something called hormesis, which is basically putting your body through stress to make it adapt accordingly.
You know, one of the things that's interesting is that when animals, when people get sick, one thing they do is they don't eat.
Remember starvacol, feed a fever?
I don't know where that one came from.
Sometimes animals will just, they just don't eat.
And they say, well, no, they don't eat because they're sick.
No.
No, there's a connection to it.
In order to get better, calorie restriction has to be...
When you go to fill your car up, and you hit the end, and that little valve clicks, you know, that little, oh, I filled it up, I stop.
Especially because you're paying for it.
Squeezing it so that the gas is pouring out.
It's on the floor, on the ground.
No!
You're wasting it, plus it's dangerous.
But when it comes to eating, it doesn't matter.
And we will make something up.
I will make something up because I've got a brain.
Forget artificial intelligence.
Why are you doing that?
Well, you'll find that because of the eating...
No!
It's not true!
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
So, number one, we just make stuff up.
And this is the right.
The right just.
Specifically, a special division of the right.
They're also vaccine experts.
Experts.
And they don't know the difference between vaccines and certain vaccines.
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By the way.
So as we move on, we have these things.
So I asked a friend of mine, I said, let's assume.
Let's assume.
Arguendo, for the sake of argument, as opposed to an innuendo, which is an Italian suppository.
But I digress.
Let's assume.
Let's assume that we find out there's really nothing harmful about this.
That they're able to take cells from a meat, you know, and create something.
I'm not game, but no pun intended, but I'm going to leave it at that.
Let's assume it's safe.
What do you think about it then?
Do you or do you not believe that the world might be a little bit better off if we didn't have so many pork production stuff with all that waste affecting groundwater and etc., etc., etc., and aquifers?
Do you think we better...
Yes, you would.
Yes, yes, you would.
Believe me, you would.
Yes.
Yes, you would.
Yes.
And do you think that when you're driving these things and putting them on cars and...
Do you think maybe, if you could maybe kind of tone that down, it might not make an appreciable difference, but do you think maybe in the long run, they won't budge.
Nope, not going to budge.
Okay, so just leave that right there.
They don't care.
Because in their mind, Bill Gates, depopulation, mRNA, I don't know how this works, but they just say this.
And they don't know.
They can't really put it together, but it's part of the...
It's part of their thing.
Now, let's put that over here.
Okay?
That's...
Oh, and they hate vegans.
As I told you.
And there's a lot of vegans.
Because a lot of vegans are...
I despise them.
They're annoying.
Okay.
That's over here.
Now, let's go to the left.
The Wokies.
Whenever they show...
There's a picture.
There's a brand new picture.
And I'm going to be doing...
I'll do a video on this.
By the way, you know, Lionel...
Well, Lionel means...
Lionelmedia.com You know I have my...
The three things I did today, by the way.
If you want to get them, this is off-the-grid talk.
This is NFL quarterback Carson Wentz pilloried by deranged Wokies for killing a bear during Alaska hunting trip.
That's one.
We'll talk about that in a little bit of a preview.
Number two is DeSantis.
Better stay away from vaccine skepticism if he knows what's good for him.
They're setting him up for that one.
And the third one is in trying to defend John Durham, he must deal with the GOP and Wookiee Cretans.
We got a problem with that because, you see, you still don't know what John Durham was all about.
You think that somehow this was an investigation into Hunter Biden or something.
I don't know what it is, but it's all.
All wrong.
I mean, all completely wrong.
Okay?
Good.
Now, let's go back to this.
A little background.
Just that you know.
And this is a sign of an absolute...
How do I say this?
I think a refined mind.
As I told you before, I personally think funerals, graves, all this stuff are barbaric, but I will defend them.
Tradition, custom, Solace.
Religion.
Very good people.
People that I will never be buried.
Never.
What happens to my dust is irrelevant to me.
It demeans me to think that you're going to put me in a vessel?
Pulverized bone?
No.
No.
Put in hair.
You know, clumps of hair.
This was his hair.
They put my hair in a box.
I mean, it's barbaric.
That's me.
If you do it, I understand completely.
Tradition.
You're not a bad person.
See what I'm trying to show you?
I can disagree with...
I can say, well, I don't do that.
But you're not a bad person.
Let's talk about hunting.
Okay.
Hunting.
Me, personally.
I've never hunted.
I love shooting.
Shooting is one of the most difficult things in the world to do.
It is such an art.
Because it is like...
It is this...
Any kind of precision.
Imagine playing tennis with a bullet.
I can't explain it.
Even with a bow and arrow, it's just different.
There's precision.
There's a lot of different things.
But I've never ever hunted.
I don't particularly get a kick out of it.
I don't want to kill this thing.
I don't want to.
Not that it's bad.
Not that people are enjoying it.
I don't particularly care.
I just care to do that.
I don't care.
I don't want to trap things.
I don't really want to go fishing.
Not because of I think we're killing a fish.
It just doesn't do anything for me.
I don't get it for me.
But I understand why you do this.
I understand why hunting.
I've got friends of mine that say, you know, my father and I, when it was deer season, we'd meet, I'd take off time from school, and we'd go, and a lot of times we wouldn't even catch anything.
But it was fun, and we were together.
And we would be in the blind, or whatever it was, and we enjoyed ourselves.
Let me stop for a second.
Our friend from Wendy's are here.
Look at this.
What's so special about Wendy's new bacon's with burger?
Well, it's the sauce.
Swiss cheese, more bacon.
I will read this, I thank you for this, on a toasted Kaiser bun.
Doesn't that sound delicious?
I'll be the first one to say, I may not eat it, but I think it tastes great.
Thank you, Wendy's.
I guess, I don't know if anybody in YouTube gets, but thank you.
I appreciate that.
Superchats, not from fans, Well, not from followers, not from people who avail themselves of my generosity, not people showing their gratitude, not people who say, you know what, here's a couple of bucks.
Thank you very much for doing this so I can meet all my friends.
No, no, no, not that.
I get it from Wendy's and Crooner.
So you know what?
God bless you.
Thank you for that.
I'm not trying to lay any guilt on you, but you would think somebody would say, This son of a gun is every day doing this and I meet my friends and we meet in the morning and in the afternoon twice a day and this is fun and I meet my friends and contribute?
Why?
I'm not going to explain charity.
So going back to the hunting thing, I know this.
These people aren't deranged.
They're not crazy.
I know that.
I know that.
They've got a friend of mine.
He says, look, we went deer hunting.
Here are the deer lined up in the back of the truck.
Here's a picture of it.
Here's a carcass.
Okay.
And a friend of mine says, oh, don't show them.
That's disgusting.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute.
We'll get to this in a moment.
I don't think they're deranged.
I don't think they're psychopathic.
I don't think any of that stuff.
I think hunting has been a part of the human existence forever.
This is how people lived, survived.
I'm not...
They don't mean any harm from this.
I know people who believe in circumcisions for children and little boys.
They don't look at it as mutilation.
Do you see what I'm saying?
You have to look at what people think.
Especially regarding a behavior that you may be absolutely, completely unable to understand.
I think, you know this, tattooing is so barbaric, so hideous.
I don't mean, look, I got a little rose petal.
I'm not talking about that.
This and all this stuff.
It's hideous.
Now, are these people bad?
No.
They're good people.
They like to do that.
What I think has nothing to do with what they think.
They're good people.
They're not crazy.
They're not demented.
It shouldn't be made illegal.
Do you see what I'm saying?
I have a vehement, vehement feeling against it.
But I understand.
Okay.
So this...
Quarterback has a picture.
He wanted to shoot a bear with a bow and arrow.
Take down a bear.
Okay, so he does.
He takes a picture of it.
The bear's like this.
They got the bow and arrow behind them.
He's smiling.
Sometimes they'll do this.
Remember the picture of Don Jr.?
Hey, look, I got a whatever it is.
Sometimes they...
I don't understand any of it.
Okay.
Wokeys Wokies, the left, remember the right, they're against veganism.
They're into this paleo.
They think that that's keto, paleo, but every week it's something else.
It was the Atkins, now it's paleo.
It's the same thing.
It was the Scarsdale diet.
It's the same thing.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
They got their thing, but the Wokies say, we hate this.
But they don't mind war.
And they don't mind saying, excuse me, you're eating Chicken.
Have you seen what they do to chickens?
And this is this anthropomorphic stuff I don't understand.
What they do to chickens is beyond anything.
It's horrible.
The beaks and cramps and this.
But people look at a chicken for some reason and through this, again, this weird negative anthropomorphism, I guess, inverted, they look at it and they say, That's there for us.
That's there for us.
It's a chicken.
That's what it's supposed to be.
They're raised for this.
That's my favorite.
They're raised.
Oh, I see.
So you don't mind if I raise kittens for food?
Oh, no, no, no.
We don't eat kittens.
Why not?
Oh, no, no.
But I don't understand that.
I've never understood it.
Don't ask me why.
The hypocrisy.
So they'll take this guy and they'll go crazy.
They'll show a picture.
Listen to this.
They'll show the picture.
He's disgusting.
The same people, now follow me with this, the same people who laugh at the Titanic sub and they're wishing that somehow Justice Alito would be on the submarine.
This is how demented it is.
This is how...
These are the same people who would refuse Alan Dershowitz of going to the Chomar Library because he defended Donald Trump, but they don't mind when he defended Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy.
It's just, it's this demented world we live in.
We need...
Critical thinking.
We need somebody to say, I cannot explain to you how, A, there are things that people do and they're not bad people.
Let me give you an example.
Spanking.
Spanking a child, to me, is absolutely You do not hit a child.
Period.
You don't hit an adult.
You can't even hit a person on death row.
If somebody spills their food on death row, you say, come here.
I can't hit a person condemned to death, but I'm going to hit a five-year-old because that's the way I was taught and spare the rod, spoil the child.
And my daddy did that to me when we was a child by tying your head.
That's barbaric.
Now, Do I think these are bad parents?
No.
Wait a minute.
You just said it's barbaric.
Yes.
But their intention, their culture, the way they're raised, they didn't.
They don't.
No, I'm sorry.
And if you can't see that, I don't understand that.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
There are some things people do.
Ted Smith says, I love my beacons.
Oh, he retracted that.
Well, thank you, Ted.
I was going to read that, but thank you so much.
Now, I've got to tell you something.
And this is the most important thing in the world.
And by the way, Ted, thank you.
Nonetheless.
But thank you.
If you don't understand this, you are not a...
You are not an advanced person.
You are not a...
Civilized person.
You're not a cultured person.
If you don't understand the culture of other people and why they do something, which may be completely different to what you're doing, if you can't understand why people hunt, but you can eat chicken, so if you can differentiate death and slaughter from mechanized, organized, Whatever it is.
If that's your thing, I can't help you.
I had one time a friend of mine, I'll never forget this.
It was at a funeral.
I'll never forget, as long as I live.
When you are plant-based, if you ever do plant-based diet, don't ever tell anybody because they will drive you crazy.
People will just say to you, are you kidding me?
And if you say to them, Would you like to see my blood work?
I've got the LDL of a child.
Would you?
Well, that's not saying much anymore today.
Would you like to see my blood pressure?
Would you like to see this?
Can I show you my stuff?
What would you like to see?
A1c?
Name it.
What would you like to see?
Well, they don't.
They just have this idea.
So as I was talking to somebody, I swear you're not going to believe what I'm saying to you.
I'm telling you the truth.
You were smoking a cigarette.
And he said, where do you get your amino acids from?
This is the most incredible thing in the world.
Where do I get amino acids?
As the amino acids, he thought, comes from meat or something, I guess.
I said, from food, from plant-based.
Are you sure about that?
I said, yeah.
As he's stepping on his cigarette, You think I'm kidding.
You must.
And I don't blame you if you do.
I swear to God.
I let people say this.
You know, vitamin D, but the K2, do you get the K2, the K2, the K2?
Where do you get different from plants from beans from legumes from this from that?
It's all yeah *Sounds of the wind* I don't know why they think, I gotta go to a GNC and buy cake.
No, you eat it.
Oh, really?
You eat it?
Not only that, it's my...
So, what happens is, do you see what happens?
Do you see what happens?
We have these incident experts.
Here we go.
Ted says, I love my bacon burger from Wendy's.
Has everything that I could absolutely want in a burger.
Try it for yourself today at Wendy's.
Thank you, Ted Smith.
By the way, they're very good people, good folks at Wendy's.
I used to like very much the Frosties.
Very much.
I thought, years ago I got the triple cheese.
The chili and I loved it.
I got no problem with that.
I understand exactly, but thank you for that.
I think of all the fast foods, you know, McDonald's is just, Burger King, I don't know what happened to them.
It's just, I don't know what happened.
But Wendy's.
I didn't get a Five Guys.
Never tried that.
I was done before they came along, so I don't know.
There's a place, if you get a chance, in St. Pete on 4th Street North called El Cap.
I still think, maybe, the most incredible burger in the world.
That, with fries and old-style beer on tap.
Remember.
Remember something.
Remember.
It tastes good.
If somebody asked me, well, don't you miss that?
I said, so does a heroin addict miss heroin.
Yeah, that's the idea.
You betcha.
In any event.
So, listen to what we're saying right now.
We have these people.
There were people laughing, laughing at these people who died in this They say it was very quick.
I hope it was quick.
It was very, very quick, this Titanic, whatever it was.
And they said this.
So we are demented.
We are a bunch of bilious gas bags on the left and the right who all of a sudden find themselves expert in stuff I don't understand.
They've never lifted a finger to understand this.
Anything.
Anything.
And what's interesting is I saw it.
Now everybody.
Let me change it a little bit.
A little bit right now.
Bobby Kennedy and Ron DeSantis.
Be very careful.
If you think you're going to win fans in the 2024 elections by coming out and saying what exactly?
That you want to ban any kind of immunization?
If that's what you're saying, you're doomed.
You can forget it.
Just forget it.
Forget the whole thing.
You got it?
Forget it.
Forget all of it.
Forget what I'm telling you.
You're doomed.
If you think you're going to win in 2024 by saying, and as far as I'm concerned, all of the...
He's already, DeSantis is already going after Trump regarding this business about warp speed, whatever.
You better know what you're doing.
This is something you do not understand.
You've been talking to the wrong people.
My suggestion?
Don't even bring it up.
What do you want to bring this up for?
Don't start something where you're immediately going to separate the crew.
Don't do it.
Start talking about dreaming of America, what America did, the rights.
But if you start talking about things, I go, I don't know.
Abortion.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
If you do that, then I want you to listen.
If you want to talk about hunting, if you want to talk about tattoos, if you want to talk about anything, understand whatever it is.
That's fine for you and me.
But when you're running, once you say something, you immediately separate.
You say, okay, I've got, now people say, now I know why I don't like them.
If you say, I believe that Babies have a right to live.
Who in their right mind would possibly be against that?
Half of the audience.
You've just lost half of the audience.
Do you hear what I just said?
Half.
If you come out and you say that, you know, vaccine, you're going to lose somebody.
You're going to lose them.
So pick the hill you want to die on.
Go ahead.
Well, I think the war in...
Now, that's a different one.
That's different because nobody understands it.
Nobody gets it.
Nobody gets it.
Nobody.
Just say Putin's a thug and that's all.
Even Bobby Kennedy Jr. was saying, oh, he's a thug.
He's a thug, huh?
All right.
Okay.
This Vietnam thing we did, what was that about?
Iraq, Iran, what was that about?
How many wars have been?
You want to think that went over?
That's okay.
He's got to say certain things.
You know what I mean?
He's got to, you know, whatever it is.
But I'm telling you something.
If you go down this vaccine track, you are just, you are, you are just, they're going to pull you in.
Transgender, be careful.
What's the point of that?
What are you going to win with that one?
What are you going to win?
What are you going to win?
Bobby Kennedy Jr. is going to write one because you can enter the era or you can enter it specifically in two particular areas.
Number one, Sports involving boys and girls.
And the second is puberty blockers and the like.
That you can do.
That's okay.
But short of that, why do you want to get into that?
If somebody wants to wear a dress, if somebody wants to wear a dress, whatever it is.
Let me ask you something.
Have any of you ever, ever heard of anybody in your town Having a child forced to watch a drag show at a public library or at any event.
Have you?
Anybody here?
No.
Anybody?
Where is this?
Where is this?
How many of you really care about Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light?
Do you care about that?
If Bud Light wants to Cater to Satanism and devil worship.
Does it?
Do you care about that?
Many people say, oh, I love that.
Why?
Well, because I want to get upset.
And this is something I can get upset to.
What are the issues that are important?
I'm telling you right now, this is it.
And the second rule is make sure you understand that before you start attacking somebody, you understand this is the way they think.
This is the way they think.
Gay rights used to be, you know, Dick Cheney's daughter is gay.
He's for gay marriage.
I've been for gay marriage since, I can remember, since the 80s.
When we even talked about it.
We're beyond that now.
We're into a realm that's what have you.
Do you understand this?
Do you understand this?
And by the way, I'm not going to point anything out.
To you?
But would you do me a favor?
When you want to pluralize something, don't put apostrophe S. I don't know where this happened.
I don't know where it came from.
But if you want to see families, candidates, as in more than one, just put an S. Not apostrophe S. Or S apostrophe, which you never see.
I don't know where this came from.
Why do people do this?
Why do all emails start off with hi?
Hi Dave!
My name's not Dave.
Hi!
Hi?
Used to be guys.
Where is this?
Hi.
Forget it.
No, no, no.
Hi.
Okay.
Alright.
Informal.
It's okay.
But the apostrophe yes?
I don't get it.
I don't understand it.
Now I was saying something last night which I don't think a lot of people liked.
But I'm going to tell you this because I love you and I'm going to tell you the truth.
Okay?
Because every day we talk about...
By the way, let me tell you something.
We've got some great videos here coming up.
Can I read you a couple of what you should be listening to?
They're very good, by the way.
One of them is...
Oh, by the way, Mrs. L has a brand new video on Connecticut becoming the ninth state to end child marriage.
You didn't know that, did you?
It's true.
I'm introducing people.
One is meet the shadow government.
Tattooing and dermal desecration.
Fascinating subject to me.
Life is a conspiracy theory.
That's one of mine.
Do you speak like a child?
This is one of my new favorite ones.
You're fat and that's okay.
Get over it.
That's a good one.
There is no intelligent life on earth.
That's a good one.
Followed by this one, you know absolutely nothing about politics and that's actually beneficial.
Face it, you're nuts, which is important also.
Embracing the lunatic and also why we despise vegans.
I love different things that we look at about human behavior.
Because remember something, everything that we're doing right now, everything is about human behavior.
It's not about right or wrong.
It's how you react to something.
It's what really matters to you.
It's what is your how you take it.
Certain stories are triggers.
Certain stories are okay.
What we really find is that social media make people demented and make people almost Crazed by virtue of their insanity.
It's the strangest thing anybody's ever seen.
Truly.
Truly.
It's just insane.
Which is a word that people don't understand.
There are more people walking around who are functionally nuts at levels that we could never see before.
Marginally, functionally...
There's a...
I like when they say...
What do they call it?
High-functioning autism or something.
They have this name as high-functioning...
I think there's this high-functioning insanity.
And also, I found more people that I know now who are just...
They really are stupid.
Illiterate.
They can't read, don't read, don't know.
Nescient, they don't know anything.
There's also ignorance to an extent.
Nescient, ignorant.
Three, they have no curiosity about anything.
Nothing.
They never research anything.
They never say, I'm going to get to the bottom of that.
Artificial intelligence, what exactly?
No.
They just kind of think they know it.
They think they sort of know it.
Religion, the worst.
The worst.
People will wear their religion kind of, sort of like...
And every now and then I'll meet somebody.
Very rarely.
Very rarely.
And the last time, I don't know when.
Other than Mrs. L, I don't know.
I don't know if I've ever met somebody who says, hmm, never.
See what I just did?
Let me think about that.
It's just...
Let me start typing.
Let me start typing.
You want to think about this?
No.
You're not even listening.
It doesn't even matter.
I just want to react.
You never see this.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
Yesterday I saw somebody.
In, on Facebook, who had a birthday, and he wrote this syrupy, saccharine, absolutely ridiculous piece.
He says, I'm so humbled that so many of you wished me happy birthday.
I'm so humbled.
I'm humbled.
Humbled?
Now, let's think about this.
Let's look at this.
And you always see it.
I'm humbled and honored.
A lot of times they'll say honored.
To humble means to lower someone in dignity or importance.
To lower.
I knew he had humbled himself to ask for others.
It means so to lower yourself.
Decisively defeat.
Another team or competitor humbled them.
Isn't that something?
Wait a minute.
That's negative.
To say I'm humble means to be made less proud, especially by awe or admiration, or by gratitude for help received, an undeserved advantage, Your Honor.
I am humble to make less proud, to be less proud by awe or admiration, or by gratitude for help received, to be less proud By receiving an undeserved advantage or honor or gift.
Isn't that something?
Isn't that something?
How many people do what I just did?
I know it sounds bizarre.
I know you're going to say to yourself, that's crazy.
How many people do what I just did?
How many people honestly even look up words today?
Nobody.
Because they don't know any words.
There's no...
Put it this way.
Imagine you're in a chair and you're stuck to it magnetically.
You can't move.
And for you to do anything, to think, to lift a finger, you have a phone with a dictionary, or to learn how to pluralize, it involves the most incredible of pain.
That's exactly what happens.
The most incredible thing I've ever seen.
It's beyond anything I've ever seen before.
It's this sense of just nothing.
But yet, believe it or not, in the internet and on YouTube, there is so much curiosity and wonder.
It's there somewhere.
If you know where to look, it's there.
So I'm hoping that it continues.
Because irrespective of Bobby Kennedy or DeSantis or Trump, we as a species, I'm feeling really very unsure of.
Very unsure.
In any event, I want to thank you.
And Mr. Ted Smith, I want to thank you as well.
Wendy's, I want to thank you as well.
And also our crooners, thank you as well for your kindness.
For your kindness and for your charity.
I am humbled.
And for those of you who, day after day, withstand any inkling or urge or tendency or feeling of contribution, It takes a lot.
You have a tremendous, powerful conviction never to show beneficence or any kind of thanks monetarily.
And I think there's something to be said for that.
The fact that you would day in and day out, come in and never...
It's like, we come to this place, never tip the waiter, never tip the house.
Never.
No, no, this is...
No, I'm...
No.
I don't have to.
No, I don't do that.
I mean, I could, but no.
Look, it's going to go on anyway with or without me.
I didn't do anything.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
That takes something.
I like that.
All right, dear friends, we will see you later today, 7 p.m., for more gratuitous, more beneficence on my part, more charity, where we get the chance for you to meet your friends and speak.
Again, gratis, apparently, involuntarily, but nonetheless, thank you so much.