Enough With Useless GOP Posturing and Orchestrated Histrionics
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If there was a group of people that royally bored me, it would be the current crop of...
GOP loudmouths, these big-shot wannabes who yell and scream and have their hearings and they send letters.
And Jim Jordan, Jim Jordan is the consummate, he is the poster child of these bladderoons, these GOPers who I guess substitute theatrics and histrionics for action.
Now, I'm going to tell you one thing and one thing only.
I don't believe in parties, but the only one of the two, and by the way, third parties are great theoretically, but they serve no real practical purpose.
But this version, this left and right, the only available option for me is that of those who call themselves Republicans.
I've never been a member of the Republican Party.
I've never, I've been a registered independent for as long as I can even remember.
But the Democrats, they just forget.
I don't know who they are.
I don't know where they're from.
I don't even know what they're about.
But what I see with the Republicans are nothing.
They don't do anything.
They don't do anything.
They're just loud mouths.
They threaten.
They give great video.
They're wonderful at having these, oh, they blasted.
You always say this, Jim Jordan, oh, he's the worst.
Jim Jordan blasted Fauci and Rand Paul, blasted, scorched, nailed, excoriated, whatever.
But what gets done?
Nothing.
I'm going to describe that in great detail.
I'm going to describe it and explicate it for you like you've never heard before.
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Remember years ago there were these bare knuckle Guys, you know, John O'Sullivan or whatever.
And you wonder, what are they doing?
Hit him!
No, no, no, I'm just going to, why you, why you no good, why you rapscallion?
And that's what they would do.
That's Jim Jordan.
Doesn't wear a jacket, tough guy.
Something about wrestling, tough guy.
And he remembers dates.
And on July 4th, August 2nd, September 9th, you did, and he just goes through these dates, and he loves the dates, and he goes through this, and he's great at the reciting of the details, and this excruciating minutiae.
It's wonderful.
Good for you.
Thank you.
Jim, have you done anything?
No.
What about John Kennedy?
He's always good for cone, pone, and foghorn, leghorn.
What I do, I do, I do declare.
I say, Jerry Clower, how?
What happens?
Oh, he blasts them.
And that's what, I guess, they have these children, these children who write these, I don't know what you want to call them, these headlines or these whatever, and they say, he blasted them.
Someone said, Blessed.
He was blessed.
He scorched.
He nailed.
Now, if you ask him, excuse me, gentlemen and gentle ladies, what exactly have you accomplished?
I've got great video.
No, I know you and Ted Cruz, who just screams at Mayorkas.
You were responsible for children.
You've been driving in the...
And my organ says thank you and he gives up and he leaves.
Nothing happens.
These people are worthless.
And they're supposed to be what?
This is the resistance?
To what?
What do they do?
I don't understand.
Am I missing something?
I must be missing something.
You see, I must be missing something.
There must be something they're doing that I know nothing about.
There must be something that they're doing that...
Nobody filled me in on or about.
There must be.
There has to be something because you see, I'm so stupid that I expect there to be progress.
Legislation.
Somebody held accountable.
Somebody held in contempt.
Somebody arrested.
Somebody charged.
Somebody something somewhere.
Somebody doing something.
But we don't see that.
We don't have that.
It doesn't exist.
We have everything going.
Trump's, oh, Trump?
I got two impeachments.
They were going to get him on the emoluments clause, which nobody understood what the hell that meant and still don't know what it means.
He's got, what, 35 different pending felony charges?
There's never enough time in the world.
But what's the GOP doing?
Nothing, because they want him out.
They can't stand him.
Trump's not a player.
Now, he's not perfect.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not saying that.
But we're talking about the GOP.
But by God, there are you, why you, you, why?
It's like Edgar Kennedy, the old, why you?
It's like something from the, like from some Max Roach thing.
There's just, I don't understand this.
Now, there are many of us, I myself included, Who are just rational Americans.
Who believe in just rational, ordinary things.
We're really not right, and we're not left, and we're just sort of common sense.
And if it makes sense to us, we'll go along with it.
If it makes sense to us, we'll say, you know what, that's a good idea.
Maybe prototypical, not prototypical, maybe antithetical to what we believe for the most part, but you know what, if it means something now, that's it.
And this Republican Party, I don't know, oh, oh, oh, I forgot to tell you.
How could I forget?
There's Fox News!
Fox News!
That's apparently the replacement party for the party.
You tune in to Fox News, that has degenerated and diluted into unwatchable...
I don't know, it's been a long time.
And it's nothing to do with Tucker Carlson.
The biggest nothing burger.
I'm sorry.
I know this is...
Oh my God, did he say that?
Yes, I said that.
In the scheme of things, Tucker's nothing.
On Fox News, he's...
My God, he was a wunderkind.
Yes, I understand that.
But right now, the Biden crime...
This rocketeering enterprise.
This group that makes the Gambino crime family look like the Junior League.
These folks are getting away with murder.
And all we have is Jim Jordan without his jacket.
Going on, Maria Bartiromo.
Thank you, Congressman.
Thank you, Maria.
Thank you.
We have Ted Cruz.
Oh, Ted Cruz is fantastic.
Thank you, Ted Cruz.
Yes!
Ted gives great video.
Ted, wonderful.
Oh, he's great.
And Josh Hawley.
Oh, Josh Hawley.
Great videos.
Nails him.
What's he accomplished?
And all those people who come into Congress, they say, Mayorkas, Zuckerberg, you remember the TikTok guy?
Yo, and your TikTok?
Why you?
He gets it, he walks up.
See ya!
Lying before Congress.
Let's see.
1994.
Remember the six or seven, I believe, tobacco executives?
And do you, sir, believe that nicotine is in any way addictive?
No, I don't.
When they slide the microphone, I don't think so either.
Lied like you cannot believe.
And then in 2005, I believe, you had the Major League Baseball folks.
Remember that one?
Remember Mark McGuire?
Mark McGuire couldn't get hired.
Mark McGuire.
Mr. McGuire, were you using performance-enhancing drugs?
You know, I'm not here to talk about the past.
I'm here to talk about now and moving in.
Excuse me.
They didn't say this, but I would have said this.
Excuse me.
Mr. McGuire, by definition, giving testimony, is talking about the past.
You see, we don't talk about the future because...
What are we, Kreskin?
And talking about the present, well, that's pretty obvious because you were here.
No, no, we're going to talk about the past and you're going to answer my question.
Did you or did you not?
You want to take the fifth?
You can do that.
And whatever happened?
Remember Palmeiro and I don't know if Sosa was there.
Conseco, all these guys performing.
I don't know.
There was some cream I put on.
Oh, please!
They lie.
But unless you're Roger Stone.
Oh, Roger Stone gets that 4 o 'clock in the morning, that ninja routine.
Remember that?
Remember that?
Where CNN happened to be there.
Happened and all that.
I'm disgusted with the Republican Party.
They're all that we have.
I'm not going to ever go third party because that's a waste of time.
But they are, without a doubt...
A waste of my time.
A waste of flesh.
And I don't want to see Jim Jordan anymore until he says, excuse me, the following person is in custody.
The following person has been charged.
Or Joe Biden has been impeached.
Something!
Not another theater example.
Not another...
Choreographed, synchronized, little vaudeville two-step where Jimmy comes out without his jacket and repeats dates and recites dates as though that's a substitute for action.
Well, I knew the dates.
You did know the dates.
Stick with me, America.
We're going to get through this one way or the other.
We just have to.
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