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June 13, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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The End of Everything
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Good evening.
Good evening.
I'm so sorry, dear friends.
I am in a state of exhaustion.
I have spoken now for, let me see, been on for about an hour and 40 minutes with Dr. Drew.
I don't know if you saw it, but if you can, it was great!
You'll love it!
It was great!
Trust me, get a hold of it.
Get a hold of it.
Oh, I couldn't take it.
I don't know if you'll ever have me on the show again, but it was worth it.
Sometimes you just gotta say what you gotta say.
So anyway, I apologize.
I hope everyone is doing well.
Please, I'm so sorry.
Liz, sorry.
George, Sean, Danny, Jet Fuel, Sean Martin, sorry about that.
I don't know how, if I have any gas left in the tank.
This is just, whoa.
But friends, tonight was just One of those evenings.
And the thing that I wanted to say the most, everything was fine until he compared me to Bill Maher.
And I lost it.
I lost it.
You gotta see it.
You're gonna get a big kick out of it.
I loved it.
Diane, did you see it?
You saw it with Dr. Drew?
It was pretty good.
Their faces were priceless.
Big Dick Long.
Dick, how are you?
Who is Dr. Drew?
You know that?
Dr. Drew.
How famous is Dr. Drew?
What would you say?
He's pretty famous.
Been around for everything.
He did loads of shows involving celebrity rehab.
Remember Jeff Conaway?
It was the worst.
Remember from Taxi?
It was horrible.
He's very good.
How he says it was wicked compared you to Bill Maher.
Not good.
You said, he said, he said, Bill...
There's something about, I love pointing.
I love pointing.
And there's also something where he does this thing too, where he does this thing where it's not him, because I like Dr. Drew's a good guy.
His wife Susan's very, very nice.
Very nice.
I get the impression she's like, yeah, yeah, it's Susan.
I want to hear what she has to say.
But anyway, there's a...
At one point I'm sitting back, I'm thinking to myself, he's talking to this guy.
I'm thinking, what am I, a potted plant?
What the hell's going on here?
But it got good towards the end.
It got pretty good.
But I am not Dr. Drew.
And we're talking about these things.
Anyway, you see it for yourself and that sort of thing.
See it for yourself.
See it.
See if it makes any sense.
We had some very interesting talks about vaccines, very interesting talks about that, and how the medical profession, the medical profession, I don't know why anybody, I don't know what to believe about them, about anything, period.
But I don't want to get into all that.
I don't want to find myself in the position of necessarily...
Arguing and fighting about, lo and behold, I've got to tell you the truth.
Seriously, if I can go the rest of my life and never, ever have to hear anything about vaccines ever again, or the subject matter, I will be the happiest person ever.
Okay.
Bottom line is this.
Let me ask you a question.
What do you think about Trump?
Well, let me ask you.
Let me ask you.
You've got to help me out.
Because I'm beat.
I'm beat.
And I don't know how long I'm going to be with you tonight, but I'm beat.
Because that takes a lot out of you.
So let me ask you a question.
What was the biggest story?
John says, Lionel, you are my hero.
Thank you so much.
Bill Maher is a gatekeeper.
Yep.
You know who else is a gatekeeper?
Neil deGrasse Tyson and Carl Sagan about UFOs.
Liz says, love this stuff.
World will still say we get a passport.
Oh, passports.
Passports.
Passports, identification, certificates, digital.
CBDC, all this stuff.
It's coming.
You know it's coming.
It's happening.
Come on.
Come on.
Let me ask a quick question.
How many people believe in UFOs?
Answer me this question.
How many people believe, just answer my question, in UFOs?
How many people believe in UFOs?
How many?
Who believes in UFOs?
Who?
Who?
Who believes in UFOs?
One for yes, two for no.
Who believes in UFOs?
Let me show you something which is kind of interesting.
You might get a kick out of this.
You might get a kick out of this.
Do you know what the word believe means?
Do you know what the word believe means?
I find this very interesting.
Believe.
Believe.
Here we go.
Believe means to have confidence in the truth.
The existence or the reliability of something, although without absolute proof that one is right in doing so.
That's believe!
Did you know this?
I didn't realize this until I read the word.
I thought believe...
I don't know what I was thinking believe meant.
To have confidence in the truth, the existence or the reliability of something, although without absolute proof that one is right in doing so.
Or to have confidence in or faith in the truth.
To have confidence in the assertions of a person.
To have a conviction to suppose or assume.
Oh my God!
How do I explain this to you?
Do I believe in...
If somebody says to you, I saw somebody that went by.
I saw a spaceship land.
Oh, I've got to tell you this much.
This killed me.
They said, you know, how come so many of these people, how come so many people out there in the world always say, you know, when they see a spaceship, it's always the same way.
It's always the same thing, you know, the same way, the same event.
Well, you know what?
A lot of times, believe it or not, sometimes when people are raped or robbed or murdered, it follows a pattern, too.
Look at this.
Will H. says, everyone's crazy except you and me, and I'm not so sure about you.
Thank you, my friend.
Will, you're a good man.
Anyway.
Should we be wearing our mask?
I've been hearing today that the air quality is still pretty bad.
Even though it may seem better, that one has got me concerned.
So that, what What else?
How Trump is doing?
Don't know about Trump.
What else?
*sad music*
You tell me.
Don't matter.
Look over here.
Not over there.
I like that.
Do you believe in the Van Allen Belt?
Yes.
The Van Allen Belt is that thing which, by the way, some people believe to say that...
This would preclude any type of moon landing because of that.
Others say that's not true.
Uh...
Look up Alexa Lock's man out of Smart House because of racist utterance picked up by Amazon Driver.
Is that true?
Here watching you from Jamaica, saw you on George Galloway's show.
Excellent!
George Galloway, my dear, dear friend.
A wonderful, wonderful man.
You got 200 watchers.
Well, that's important.
243, but who's counting?
We can do much better.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
When the word gets out, that's all that matters.
Let me see what else is here.
I don't know.
I'm beat.
I'm beat.
I've got to be honest with you.
I'm beat.
I'm not going to sit here and I'm afraid I'm going to start waxing logo lelic.
And I don't want to do that.
Today, I hope you listen to me this morning and understand that President Trump is in no way, in no way, guiltier than David Petraeus, who gave away information regarding Benghazi to Paula Broadwell, his paramour.
And he got probation and a fine.
Same thing for John Deutsch, head of the CIA in 99, I believe.
That's all.
That's all.
So anyway, dear friends, everything else okay?
You've been doing a lot of material, thank you.
You've been doing a lot.
A lot indeed.
A lot indeed.
Well, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to call it a little early tonight.
Because I'm just, I have just had it.
Oh, what was that movie we saw?
Again, it was so great, called The Artifice Girl.
Absolutely wonderful.
Watch this.
Watch the artificial.
You've got to pay for it.
But it will make you think so much about AI and the future, and you'll love the subject matter.
So in any event, we'll do that.
All right, dear friends.
Listen, you have a great day.
Hey, Will H., thank you, my friend.
Sorry to cut this short tonight, but I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm beat.
And I'm going to start, again, waxing the logo lay like, and I don't want to do that.
We'll see you again tomorrow.
Same bad time, same bad channel.
8 a.m.
Until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
See ya then.
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