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May 26, 2023 - Lionel Nation
11:54
The Ron DeSantis Twitter Launch Was A Colossal "DeSaster"
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Vapid, insipid, dull, bland, empty, vacuous.
Um...
Did I say vapid?
Tasteless?
Breathtakingly?
Invisible?
Nothing?
Empty?
Blank?
You go on and on.
This is Ron DeSantis at his best.
This isn't going to work.
You can't teach charisma.
We don't even need charisma here.
Something even mildly piquant?
Mildly interesting?
I'm not saying the man's not smart.
I'm not saying he's not a good governor.
I'm not saying anything.
But if you're trying to go up against Trump with this, what are you kidding?
Ant B is more interesting.
Emmanuel Lewis TV's Webster, Rula Lenska, anybody, dear God.
I keep thinking about how horrible that event was.
What was that?
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You know, it's hard to say.
Is there one thing in particular?
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Nothing that great.
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He's petulant, he's juvenescent, he's puerile, he's sophomoric, he's rude, he's contumacious, he's brazen, bold, boorish, churlish, and they love him!
And then there's Ron DeSantis.
Oh, God!
And they put him on with, wait, wait, yes ma 'am, yes ma 'am.
Gomer Pyle, Trey Gowdy, what is this?
Are they double-teamed?
Did they double-team him?
Is this a double-cross?
Did somebody say, did Elon call up Trump and say, listen, we're going to do this thing called spaces?
It's going to be a disaster.
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This is his night.
You think he'll fall for it?
Yeah, he'll fall for it.
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I had always assumed he was a Navy SEAL.
I don't know why.
Don't tell Don Shipley that.
But it turns out he was He's in the Navy, certainly, but he was an advisor to the Navy SEALs.
I guess a legal advisor.
I don't know what he's going to do.
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I advise people to do things that I can't do, but I digress.
The more I watch, the more I think about what that was.
And after this moment is done, after this moment, after this moment is complete and done and finished and everything is done, he then goes on with Trey Gowdy in this new, decrepit, putrescent, hoary, mothballed Fox News.
I watched this yesterday.
Have you seen Hannity lately throwing football to like 12 people in the audience over here?
I mean, just sad.
Dear God, what happened?
Look, I know you lost the Dominion thing and what they did to Tucker repossessing his studio.
And that phony baloney picture that they happened to take on his property with his daughter and he's standing there clutching a coffee maker and a teddy bear or something.
Did the Daily Mail photographer happen to make it on your property and you didn't see him?
What is this?
It's like the Bezos, those pictures, those candid pictures with his girlfriend.
Hey, I just happened to be here.
But poor Ron DeSantis.
Oh my God.
And Trump is just ready.
Trump's got like, what, 12 indictments ready to go?
He can't wait.
He exudes excitement.
He exudes excitement.
He can't wait.
He's going nuts.
Nuts, I'm telling you.
He can't wait for this.
And in the meantime, in the meantime, everybody's sitting back trying their best to say, yeah, Ron, good job.
He's, you know, he's not Trump.
Now listen, before you get too excited, you know Trump's not going to ever be president.
You know that.
I didn't want to break it to you.
You know, they're not going to let him.
He is never going to be president.
Let me just, let's just, look, let's just agree, all right?
Let's don't go into detail, especially here.
Just trust me when I tell you this.
You know what I mean?
He ain't ever going to be president.
Never.
And no matter what happens, if he dares to claim that any other election might have been, perhaps, I don't know, some short cuts, good luck finding a lawyer today.
Good luck with that one.
So that's moot.
So, before you get too excited about Trump, he ain't gonna win.
But he'll get the nomination.
There's no doubt about it.
And who wants him?
The Bushes.
The Bushes want DeSantis more than everybody else.
The others, quick, can you name the other running, the other Republicans?
No.
Does it matter?
No.
I think they're actually good because they make Trump and DeSantis look better.
It's kind of sad.
DeSantis is a good...
Well, put it this way.
He's not as great a governor as you think.
He's a great governor if you don't live in Florida.
But from the non-Floridians...
And I'm a second-generation native Floridian.
I'm a Florida cracker.
Cracker means somebody who's born there.
Not the other one.
So, we'll get to that later on.
But all I know is last night...
I couldn't get to sleep battle.
Last night, it's still in my mind, watching this, wondering, what is this?
And then seeing him with Trey Gowdy.
Yes, ma 'am.
Yes, ma 'am.
On Fox News, I'm thinking, they're setting this poor guy up.
They are setting this man up, and he doesn't even realize it.
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