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| Where do we even start today? | |
| Well... | |
| When this is going live at 7pm Eastern Time, at 8pm I want to check out, I'll be done before then I'm sure, to see President Trump on CNN to see if he can salvage that. | |
| Let's see what happens with that one. | |
| And, you know, I'm going to just warn you, stop being one of these, I don't know what the word is, these acolytes, these fawning, These acolytes, these incredible, Donald Trump, I mean, like him, but don't lose your objectivity. | |
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Judgment Over Common Sense
00:03:38
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| It's the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my life. | |
| The stuff I'm hearing from people, it's just incredible. | |
| I've never heard anything like it in my life. | |
| So let's talk about a couple of things. | |
| First, like the video. | |
| I need likes. | |
| We need likes. | |
| We need to up the metrics. | |
| You know what that's like. | |
| You know what that's like. | |
| You hear it all the time. | |
| And also subscribe to the channel in the event you haven't subscribed to the channel. | |
| And I'm in this mood right now today where I don't even know where to go or where to start or how to even begin this wonderful, this rhapsodic little interlude that you and I are enjoying each other with. | |
| Okay? | |
| Ready now. | |
| It goes something like this. | |
| First of all. | |
| Do you see what's changing in the world? | |
| This is what's the most important thing. | |
| This is the part that requires your judgment. | |
| You require judgment. | |
| And judgment is the ability to tell one thing from the other. | |
| From you to be able to tell When this situation is different than that situation. | |
| When things are improving, when things are getting better. | |
| You understand what I'm saying? | |
| Things are getting better because they're getting different. | |
| Now first, this is the most important thing for me to explain to you. | |
| Don't look for something merely because you want it to be true. | |
| Don't do this. | |
| Don't get to that position where you say, well, I want things to be great, and I want President Trump to win, or I want DeSantis, or I want Biden to lose. | |
| It doesn't work like that. | |
| Be objective. | |
| Look at what's going on. | |
| Don't assume something is going to happen because somehow common sense is going to take over. | |
| Do you understand what I'm saying? | |
| Don't look for common sense in the world. | |
| Believe me. | |
| Believe me. | |
| Common sense has no place in the world today. | |
| Number one. | |
| Let me explain something to you. | |
| Every now and then something happens where all of a sudden there's some change. | |
| I don't know why there's a change. | |
| There's just a change. | |
| When all of a sudden, something works or something doesn't. | |
| People that I've known in the music business who used to work in this thing called A&R, Artisan Repertoire, they would go and they would try to find new bands, new people, new folks that were out there. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And had the Beatles started a little bit earlier, Or a little bit later, there might not have been the Beatles. | |
| There's this just right Goldilocks moment where things kind of kick in. | |
| The right things happen. | |
| Same group. | |
| It just happens. | |
| And then all of a sudden, it's over. | |
| All of a sudden, there's this show, there's this song, and it pops, and it's gone. | |
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Why We Left Fox News
00:15:17
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| And we don't know why. | |
| And you have to know, What's on its way out? | |
| Let me give you an idea of something that I see immediately. | |
| I happen to be listening to Fox News on the Sirius on the transistor in the Yugo. | |
| A stretch, by the way. | |
| And I will just need something called Harris Fox. | |
| What the hell is the name of the show again? | |
| What is it? | |
| In Focus. | |
| Biggest piece of dreck. | |
| There is. | |
| Unbelievable. | |
| Silly. | |
| Insipid. | |
| Vapid. | |
| With this Kennedy and it was. | |
| I was just listening to it. | |
| I'm driving around. | |
| Tooling about. | |
| I'm listening to this. | |
| And who is that one who pronounced words like this? | |
| And she says words like this? | |
| Who is this? | |
| Emily Campagna, and she talks like this, and there is a way for all of us to speak, and this is the way that... | |
| What is the way I... | |
| You must listen to her, and the way she speaks, like I'm thinking, who is this? | |
| What is this? | |
| What is this, Romper Room? | |
| What is this? | |
| And there is a way that the Biden family must realize that they are under our... | |
| And there is a... | |
| Oh, my God! | |
| And then you have Harris Faulkner, who's talking... | |
| It's the worst! | |
| But here's the best part. | |
| The subject matter. | |
| It's nothing. | |
| Because they're telling you, hey guys, to use that lingo now, hey guys, after Dominion, we're not going into anything deep anymore. | |
| We're not going anywhere to forget it! | |
| We're going to just pretend. | |
| We're going to talk about the Biden family. | |
| And we're going to talk about the border. | |
| That's okay. | |
| And we're going to talk about women in sports. | |
| You know, maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I think that a woman should be able to spend that. | |
| Thank you, Emily. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| And I think that the testosterone, thank you. | |
| Thank you very much for that. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| It's over. | |
| Listen to what I'm telling you. | |
| It's over. | |
| Listen. | |
| Listen to what's happening. | |
| It's over. | |
| Studio audiences, usual stuff, it's over. | |
| It's like bad professional wrestling. | |
| They say professional wrestling lost their main guy, lost their Hulk Hogan, lost their whatever it was. | |
| It's over! | |
| Do you understand that? | |
| Next, why is this important? | |
| Because it all starts to fall. | |
| It's all collapsing. | |
| Next, this Tucker thing. | |
| I'm not going to talk about Tucker because I don't care. | |
| I don't care about contract deals. | |
| Oh, 25 million. | |
| I'm so sorry. | |
| I don't care about that. | |
| He doesn't care about me. | |
| I don't care about him. | |
| But that's not why that's important. | |
| Why that's important is something else. | |
| And that's because there is a group of people, a group of core Republicans out there, Who are recognizing and view him as somehow being part of a breakaway, kind of a rogue group of folks. | |
| And they think of him. | |
| And they look at him. | |
| And they believe in him as representing this new contingent of Republican, conservative, whatever. | |
| This new contingent. | |
| What he's saying is not even remotely in our wheelhouse. | |
| Put it this way. | |
| There is nothing that he could ever say, that Tucker could say, that would get anybody's attention for 15 seconds on any rendition, any version of the Alex Jones show. | |
| Nothing. | |
| It's like, oh, it's okay. | |
| It's just... | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| It's okay. | |
| You know who shows like that too? | |
| In a way? | |
| Steve Bannon. | |
| It sounds good and it sounds... | |
| But it's not... | |
| It's not what? | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| What? | |
| You don't hear that what? | |
| But people think it is. | |
| And that's okay. | |
| That's okay. | |
| I don't care about him. | |
| I don't care about his show. | |
| What I care about, please listen, is there are Republicans and conservatives, or whoever these people are, who say, I want something stronger. | |
| Do you remember years ago when hot sauce was Tabasco? | |
| Do you remember that? | |
| Maybe Tabasco sauce. | |
| That's hot sauce. | |
| That was it. | |
| Then maybe, all of a sudden, oh, I don't know, 10, 20 years ago, then I start talking about, people start talking about things like, what were they talking about? | |
| Oh, habaneros, or scotch bonnets, you know, people who were into, like, you know, Jamaican food, I think. | |
| And then the Carolina Reaper. | |
| And then Scoville units. | |
| There's a hot sauce. | |
| The place on 7th Avenue is just devoted to hot sauces. | |
| Do you see how it just went? | |
| Hot sauce went to a realm, to a range nobody's ever seen before. | |
| Do you see that? | |
| Do you see how that works? | |
| Do you see that? | |
| Okay. | |
| That's what's happening now. | |
| Republicans are saying for the first, They want something more. | |
| They want something stronger. | |
| They want something more powerful. | |
| And they think Tucker's it? | |
| Great! | |
| I don't care. | |
| Let them think that. | |
| Let them think that. | |
| That's terrific. | |
| Go with that. | |
| Good news. | |
| So put that piece of evidence, that piece of fact, right there. | |
| Put that there. | |
| Next, Bobby Kennedy Jr. | |
| Again! | |
| Here he is, and he's coming forward, and he's saying stuff that people are just loving. | |
| He also very carefully distanced himself from Trump and said, I am in no way hooking up, and he should stay away from Trump. | |
| Bobby Kennedy, Tucker, it's a kiss of death. | |
| Kiss of death. | |
| Trump is his own person. | |
| We'll get to that later on. | |
| Look at what's happening. | |
| The Democrats are scared out of their minds. | |
| Why? | |
| Because there is this new version. | |
| You have Tucker and the new Republicans and you've got Bobby Kennedy and the new Democrats. | |
| And where are they going? | |
| Where are they meeting? | |
| Look where they're moving. | |
| Look. | |
| Look where they're going. | |
| They're meeting together. | |
| Right back in the middle where we are. | |
| We're in the middle. | |
| We're not on the right. | |
| They call us the right. | |
| We're not on the left for sure. | |
| We're in the middle. | |
| We're so common sense it's not even funny. | |
| We're common sense with an attitude. | |
| We're like the homicide unit. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| We're suspicious a lot. | |
| People call us conspiracy theorists. | |
| We're not. | |
| We're just like homicide detectives. | |
| We say, eh, this story doesn't match up. | |
| Are you following me so far? | |
| You got Hunter over here. | |
| Forget Hunter. | |
| I keep saying Hunter, Tucker. | |
| Again, I'm confused. | |
| Tucker over here. | |
| He's moving you more towards this group. | |
| And then you also are meeting up in this big tent with the Bobby Kennedy Fools. | |
| Who are saying, you can be an environmentalist. | |
| Join us. | |
| We're environmentalists. | |
| Climate's a different story. | |
| But we're environmentalists. | |
| We're environmentalists. | |
| We are environmentalists. | |
| We believe in saving the world. | |
| We believe in saving the planet. | |
| When things like rivers and air and pollution, we've got no problem with that. | |
| Can we agree with that? | |
| Bobby Kennedy Jr. is big on rivers and falconry and going outside and hunting. | |
| We'll talk about climate, too. | |
| We'll talk about that. | |
| We'll talk about that. | |
| Don't worry about that. | |
| Okay, we got that. | |
| Now, the next thing. | |
| All of a sudden, Comer says, this one does it. | |
| Why this story is a Romanian oligarch. | |
| Biden, while Vice President. | |
| A million dollars paid in nine members of the family, Holly, Jimmy, Biden, this Biden, Biden time, rootin' tootin' Biden, all the Bidens. | |
| And for some reason, this may be the, alright, that's enough. | |
| That's enough. | |
| That's enough. | |
| That's it. | |
| We can't do it anymore. | |
| We can't do it anymore. | |
| Just like Tucker got bounced from Fox because they said, that's it. | |
| Not so much him, but we need a sacrificial lamb. | |
| Throw him out. | |
| We don't care anymore. | |
| Throw him out. | |
| There, you happy with the Dominion? | |
| You happy, shareholders? | |
| You happy? | |
| Don't forget, Ray Epps is still out there. | |
| You happy with that? | |
| Good, good, good. | |
| That's it. | |
| They just get it up to here. | |
| They just have it. | |
| All of a sudden, you can tolerate something. | |
| Have you ever been in a relationship or been, let's say, maybe with somebody or an ex-spouse where it's horrible, it's horrible, it's horrible, it's horrible, and then one day, you don't know why, something, nothing big happens, nothing terrible, but you say, that's it. | |
| The light goes on. | |
| That's it. | |
| Lord Pepsi, thank you so much. | |
| Super Chat Engaged, G. Wowser Willikers, thank you Lord Pepsi. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| And for you, hand crepitation. | |
| This latest one, with the Biden family and these, and these, these Romanians, it's just, it's like enough. | |
| Enough. | |
| And the FBI is saying, now what do we do? | |
| And they're holding back. | |
| Merrick Garland is also saying, look, I don't know about you, I'm not a kid, okay? | |
| How old is Merrick Garland? | |
| Merrick Garland used to be, he used to have the reputation of, he's 70 years old, he used to have a reputation for being The, I mean, straight arrow, lauded, you know, juridically brilliant. | |
| And now he's associated with, his name is Mush! | |
| They bring him in. | |
| He's actually saying, you were going to unleash the FBI on parents? | |
| At school boards? | |
| You haven't done anything? | |
| You've protected these people? | |
| And Hunter Biden? | |
| They took his reputation. | |
| It's mud. | |
| He's sick of it. | |
| Do you think everybody in the FBI, do you think the FBI loves this? | |
| The FBI likes to be the good guys. | |
| And they are the good guys. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| The rank and file, the front row, the people on the streets, the ones who investigate bank robberies and federal crimes, they have nothing to do with this. | |
| Special agents in Omaha and Nebraska, they're just doing their job. | |
| You think they like this? | |
| They like their name. | |
| They like FBI, FB1, as they were called. | |
| It's like CIA was a cool thing. | |
| NSA. | |
| And then this comes along. | |
| After the church committee, nobody could get near the CIA. | |
| That's why when Hannity's wearing that CIA button, it's like, what are you doing? | |
| What a baby. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| This is little boy baby. | |
| CIA? | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Merrick Garland can't take this anymore. | |
| He doesn't like this. | |
| Nobody's applauding him. | |
| Thank you, Merrick. | |
| Standing up for what? | |
| For what? | |
| For liberalism? | |
| No. | |
| You're shielding the Biden family. | |
| You think you like this? | |
| They've had it with this. | |
| And Comer's making it. | |
| And they just won't stop. | |
| And Hunter Biden, I don't know where... | |
| Nobody can keep track of everything this guy's done. | |
| Now, you got that so far? | |
| So we got Tucker. | |
| We got Kennedy. | |
| Not that... | |
| What does she do? | |
| Anyway. | |
| Robert Kennedy Jr. | |
| Then you got this new business with a coma investigation. | |
| Then we have this other one, which is fantastic. | |
| There's going to be an immigrant... | |
| Explosion, the likes of which, that is ready to just... | |
| And now there was some talk, some of the administration saying, you better back off this Title 42. What are you doing? | |
| Excuse me, what are you doing? | |
| The Democratic fundraisers. | |
| Remember the Burkles and all these people, the ones who, the Bill Clinton group? | |
| Those guys? | |
| Those hard-edged? | |
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Soccer Field Confusion
00:03:04
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| These are Republicans. | |
| These are businessmen. | |
| They might have been kind of lefties, but they're wondering, what is going on here? | |
| I got to raise money for you? | |
| What are you promising? | |
| You're swarming the borders? | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| What? | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| How did they get so out of hand? | |
| They don't know what's happening right now. | |
| You've got here in New York, you've got Rockland County arguing with New York City, and you've got Lori Leper. | |
| Don't send them to me. | |
| Some sanctuary city. | |
| What do you mean, don't send them to me? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| You're a sanctuary? | |
| Well, that's just an expression. | |
| I don't want these people here. | |
| What do you mean you don't want these people here? | |
| Meanwhile, they're human beings. | |
| It's terrible the way they're bouncing. | |
| Remember when they sent them to Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard? | |
| That was terrible. | |
| That was terrible. | |
| You see these kids here in the neighborhood? | |
| We see them here, little kids. | |
| And you can tell they've got a new backpack. | |
| And they're lining up to school. | |
| They want to go to school. | |
| They want to learn. | |
| They want to work. | |
| I wish I could take these wonderful new immigrants and handpick a bunch to send back. | |
| Oh, I know just where to go. | |
| Come on in. | |
| I got no problems. | |
| Let me make this 100% clear. | |
| I've got no problem with new people in this country if they can fit. | |
| No problem. | |
| New cultures, new food, new languages, no problem. | |
| None. | |
| Love it. | |
| This is New York. | |
| We've got nothing but... | |
| Little's here. | |
| Little Brazil. | |
| Little Korea. | |
| Little Italy. | |
| Little Odessa. | |
| We got them Brighton Beach in Brooklyn. | |
| All the Russians. | |
| Little this. | |
| We got Astoria. | |
| We got the Greeks over there. | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| Bring them on! | |
| There is a... | |
| There is a... | |
| Soccer field in... | |
| Where's that... | |
| The place where they have all the food. | |
| Not a Red Hook. | |
| No, not a Red Hook. | |
| Anyway, there's this soccer field. | |
| And it's known, forget the soccer, all of the food. | |
| Interna arepas and this and that. | |
| Corn like you've never seen before. | |
| Let me go on the record. | |
| I got no problem. | |
| It's how they get here. | |
| It's the number. | |
| It's who they are. | |
| It's the usual process. | |
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George Santos Cracks Me Up
00:15:24
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| So now you've got Democrats who are saying, excuse me, what are you doing? | |
| I've got, we've got, you know, a year and a half, whatever it is. | |
| I've got this election, and I've got to raise money for you, and people are going crazy. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Then right at the moment, did you notice this? | |
| Right at the time of the Comer investigation, lo and behold, here's the George Santos arrest. | |
| Now, I've got to tell you something about George Santos. | |
| And I'm going to tell you something which I think, to me, says it all. | |
| And I don't know how to say this other than, well, other than by just saying it. | |
| Okay? | |
| George Santos cracks me up. | |
| George Santos is a liar. | |
| Somebody said one time, I got this text from a friend of mine. | |
| I'm sure he stole it. | |
| But he said, George Santos claims a Raymond conflicts with his role in the NBA playoffs. | |
| It's a joke, obviously. | |
| Maybe something from The Onion. | |
| Do you see what's going on with that? | |
| George Santos is saying, I'm not quitting. | |
| I'm not quitting. | |
| What do you want me to do? | |
| Quit? | |
| I'm not going to quit. | |
| And he's lying in colors that don't exist. | |
| He lies with a proficiency the likes of which we've never seen before. | |
| And everybody says, we want him gone. | |
| Then you've got Dianne Feinstein. | |
| Oh my God! | |
| Did you see her today? | |
| Oh my God! | |
| Did you see this? | |
| This poor... | |
| What are they doing? | |
| Oh, God! | |
| They say shingles. | |
| I don't think that's shingles. | |
| I'm no expert here. | |
| I don't think that's shingles. | |
| How about people say, Jesus, we need term limits. | |
| Remember Carl Munt? | |
| Carl Munt is probably one of my favorites. | |
| Carl Munt. | |
| You know who is M-U-N-D-T? | |
| Carl Mundt. | |
| He was a... | |
| What was he? | |
| South Dakota. | |
| He was a Republican. | |
| And in one year, he had a serious, serious stroke. | |
| I think it was 1969. | |
| 1969, he had a stroke. | |
| I mean, A monster. | |
| Monster stroke. | |
| Monster. | |
| Monster. | |
| And you know what happened? | |
| You know what happened? | |
| He never came back. | |
| He checked into like a hospital. | |
| And served on his term. | |
| They took him off his committees. | |
| And his wife said, he's not going to quit. | |
| She tried to run some stuff. | |
| And they said, he can't talk. | |
| He can't whatever. | |
| He ran out the clock on his term. | |
| He didn't run again. | |
| There's no 25th Amendment for this. | |
| What do you do? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Well, what about her? | |
| What about Fetterman? | |
| Well, those are different. | |
| Why do you want George Santos in? | |
| Well, he's a liar. | |
| You need more than that. | |
| What is going on here? | |
| What is going on? | |
| Now, Santos... | |
| Nobody understands. | |
| I was at a Republican group, whatever you want to do. | |
| Intimate little kind of a soiree. | |
| And lo and behold, I said, that guy looks familiar. | |
| And it's George Santos. | |
| And people are going to him like he's a rock star. | |
| Hey, come on, keep fighting, George. | |
| Excuse me, do they? | |
| He's a liar. | |
| He's a liar. | |
| Well, whatever. | |
| And I kind of feel like, well... | |
| If he drives them crazy, okay. | |
| So you've got Fetterman. | |
| You've got, well, you've got Biden. | |
| You've got Feinstein. | |
| These people are gone. | |
| And you want him to quit? | |
| Because what? | |
| He's perfectly intact. | |
| I don't understand that. | |
| That's another thing. | |
| So now we have more. | |
| Now you've got people who are just disgusted with everything. | |
| Then you've got the latest one, Gavin Newsom. | |
| Who realizes and recognizes, I'm not going to sign on to this reparations thing. | |
| What are you, nuts? | |
| No way! | |
| Uh-uh! | |
| Gavin, you have to. | |
| You have to, my... | |
| My butt! | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| No! | |
| Gavin, you've got to sign on. | |
| This is our... | |
| This is whose? | |
| This is yours, not mine. | |
| You've got to be kidding me. | |
| Reparations? | |
| 1.2 million per person? | |
| What do I look like? | |
| Nuts? | |
| Bobby Kennedy's in it. | |
| Ah, there's his name again. | |
| You see how things are changing? | |
| Look how things are changing. | |
| Things are changing drastically. | |
| And people are listening and they're saying, you know what? | |
| I'm kind of enjoying this. | |
| Now, already, Notice this. | |
| They forgot about the Trump verdict yesterday. | |
| Notice this? | |
| They forgot about the Trump verdict. | |
| It's gone. | |
| It's over with. | |
| It's over. | |
| So what? | |
| Whatever, Eugene. | |
| Whatever. | |
| This is how fast these people act. | |
| This is how fast they act and how fast they forget. | |
| Do you understand this? | |
| This is how fast. | |
| It's over. | |
| It doesn't mean anything. | |
| There's no... | |
| There's no meat to it. | |
| There's no whatever. | |
| Let's see what happens with Trump. | |
| He wants to go on CNN. | |
| Zaslav wants him on CNN. | |
| They can't wait to get him on CNN. | |
| They can't wait. | |
| It's the most important thing in the world. | |
| Get him on CNN. | |
| Please. | |
| Please. | |
| It's fantastic. | |
| It's fantastic. | |
| Now, What am I saying to you? | |
| If you play your cards right, expect there to be big differences. | |
| Big changes. | |
| Big. | |
| Because people are getting tired of this. | |
| They're not buying this nonsense anymore. | |
| They're not buying it. | |
| And Republicans, we're handing you the choice. | |
| What are you going to do? | |
| Let me take an informal poll right now. | |
| Answer me this question. | |
| And you've got to answer it right now. | |
| I don't know who's going to be the Democratic nominee. | |
| I've never thought in my life they're going to get rid of Biden now. | |
| Done. | |
| This business with the Romanian oligarch, that's enough. | |
| That's enough. | |
| They're through with this. | |
| I think Gavin Newsom Is the guy. | |
| You gotta get rid of Kamala Harris. | |
| She's a runner. | |
| She just, she can't do it. | |
| At first they thought, hey, this might be a wonderful thing in which, because, you know, Kamala Harris is like the Manchurian candidate. | |
| You know what? | |
| I think they're tired of the Manchurian candidate. | |
| You don't need, you don't need an idiot to follow the rules. | |
| You don't. | |
| You don't need. | |
| You need somebody who understands them. | |
| You need another Obama. | |
| Obama came along and Obama said, understand something. | |
| I'm here to carry out the mission. | |
| I am going, and he did a great job. | |
| Obama was the last, people get upset when I say this, the last of the smooth, classy, perfect. | |
| Came out, he had more It was great. | |
| Great. | |
| He did his job two terms and they said, we're going to take care of you. | |
| And he got his on the back end. | |
| Oh my God! | |
| He is doing great. | |
| Martha's Vineyard, doing his thing. | |
| I think he's over here. | |
| I think, what's her name's over here. | |
| They're just like, you know what? | |
| We had enough of that. | |
| I don't know how to hope the daughters are doing well. | |
| He's just done. | |
| Just... | |
| Trump came along with his thing. | |
| They don't need another imbecile. | |
| They can get another Obama. | |
| Make it even easier. | |
| Gavin Newsom is a perfect one. | |
| Get a black woman? | |
| Stacey Abrams. | |
| Stacey Abrams? | |
| Susan Rice? | |
| No. | |
| Susan Rice? | |
| No. | |
| Stacey Abrams. | |
| Stacey Abrams? | |
| I think she's good. | |
| If you want the demographic, that's fine. | |
| Whatever it is. | |
| Whatever suits your... | |
| Stacey Abrams is as smart, as sharp... | |
| Now, morals and direction and... | |
| You can argue that. | |
| I don't think she's immoral or anything, but what I'm saying is I think she'd be perfect. | |
| I think you're going to see the end of that. | |
| Kamala Harris will be... | |
| She'll be taken care of. | |
| She did her thing. | |
| She wants out of that. | |
| She doesn't. | |
| She just wants to laugh. | |
| Kamala Harris would love to be... | |
| Like a hostess. | |
| She's like a Vanna White kind of a thing. | |
| That's it. | |
| So look for Gavin Newsom. | |
| You watch. | |
| He's perfect. | |
| He knows the routine. | |
| Now, the best is to spoiler Bobby Kennedy Jr. | |
| Who would be his perfect running mate? | |
| Tulsi Gabbard. | |
| Tulsi Gabbard, I've never been a fan of at all until now. | |
| Until now. | |
| She's veteran. | |
| She's got some things to worry about. | |
| I mean, not worry about. | |
| She's got some things about the Second Amendment that she'll tweak. | |
| Nobody will remember. | |
| She's perfect. | |
| He's perfect. | |
| They're perfect. | |
| They're perfect. | |
| You understand what I'm saying? | |
| Perfect. | |
| They're perfect. | |
| Listen to what I'm saying. | |
| It is so Good. | |
| And they can battle it out because there is a Democrat out there that says, you know what? | |
| You've been taking me for granted. | |
| I never signed on to all this. | |
| I don't know about that. | |
| I never signed on to this thing about people coming to border security. | |
| I never did that. | |
| That's not me. | |
| Why are you including me in this? | |
| They're very dissatisfied. | |
| That's over there. | |
| Now, the Republicans, they're going to blow it. | |
| I'm going to tell you something now, and you're not going to like this. | |
| Well, let me start off like this. | |
| Tell me right now, I'm not asking you what you would like, what would make you happy, what would be the smartest winning move That will get a Republican, if that's what you're inclined to promote, what would be the perfect choice to get a Republican in office in 2024? | |
| And so far right now, you've got one of two, unless there's another dark horse that we know nothing about. | |
| You've got Trump, or you've got DeSantis. | |
| Mike Pence, no. | |
| Nikki Haley, no. | |
| I can't, I can't say his name, you know, he's very, very talented, Vivek or whatever, very smart, but no, no, no, no. | |
| Trump? | |
| Or DeSantis? | |
| I'm not asking you what you would like. | |
| Oh, I would, I would think, you know, Bob Newhart would be great, but no. | |
| Who is going to win where the country would vote for him? | |
| Who? | |
| Dick Long says the Republicans don't want it. | |
| I think you're onto something, Dick. | |
| I think you're onto something. | |
| Who? | |
| If you say, if you honestly believe that Trump either can win Or that the country will vote for him? | |
| You're out of your mind. | |
| You know nothing about politics. | |
| You might be confusing what you want with what's going to happen. | |
| You're out of your mind. | |
| That's not ever, ever, ever going to happen. | |
| This might be fun. | |
| It might be fun to watch him kind of, you know, lead the... | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| He has more. | |
| Wait till they... | |
| That first thing, you've got the... | |
| So far you've got the... | |
| You've got the case in New York. | |
| You've got the album bracket. | |
| The E. Jean Carroll. | |
| What's up next? | |
| We've got the Fulton County case. | |
| And then you've got the January 6th. | |
| And then you've got Mar-a-Lago. | |
| And then you've got the Tush James. | |
| He's going to be going to all these courses and it just wears on him to know. | |
| He's like, oh, there he is again. | |
| Oh, here he is again. | |
| And people have this idea that every time he gets arrested or indicted, his numbers go up. | |
| You're out of your mind! | |
| Do you understand this? | |
| You're out of your mind! | |
| Now, I wish things were different. | |
| I wish it was. | |
| I'm talking about politics, not what I want. | |
| People that I want aren't ever running. | |
| There are some people who just would be... | |
| But here's the good news. | |
| Here's the good news. | |
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| Do you know what Donald Trump can do to help the country? | |
| What Donald Trump can do to maybe perhaps focus the movement? | |
| To focus the attention? | |
| Everywhere you go, people are saying, I'm absolutely disgusted with what's happening. | |
| Everywhere you go, people are saying, this is nuts. | |
| This is crazy. | |
| Are you talking to people in Texas, California, San Diego, along the border? | |
| This is insane. | |
| What is happening here? | |
| Anheuser-Busch! | |
| They're turning around saying, what happened? | |
| How can you screw up a beer company? | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| How did this happen? | |
| This is one of the most important stories there is. | |
| This is Anheuser-Busch. | |
| They were bulletproof. | |
| How did they do this? | |
| Look at me. | |
| We're winning. | |
| Things are getting better because things are changing. | |
| I'm telling you, look at what's changing. | |
| See how people are acting differently. | |
| Trump's on CNN tonight! | |
| You give me Trump, you give me one month. | |
| One month. | |
| I'm going to put him through training. | |
| Maybe two weeks. | |
| Training. | |
| Here's what you're going to do. | |
| Every time you talk. | |
| You talk about how great this country is. | |
| Every time you talk, you talk about a vision. | |
| You talk about what makes this country great and strong and borders. | |
| And you don't say anything stupid. | |
| You don't say anything about people's looks. | |
| You don't make any nicknames. | |
| You act like this. | |
| You act like a Trump they've never seen before. | |
| And I know he's got it. | |
| And he can do more to direct, if not win the election, he can be the eminence grise, the grey eminence, the kingmaker. | |
| There's so much that can be done. | |
| And let me also tell you something. | |
| I don't care what you want to call the winner. | |
| If it's Bobby Kennedy, I don't care. | |
| I want those people defeated. | |
| Whoever these people are, whatever they are, the deep state, Police state, shadow government, invisible government, ruling class, whoever is running the show, I want them defeated and I want them gone. | |
| I don't want this FBI returned to normal. | |
| I don't want the Department of Justice returned to normal. | |
| And I want to tell you something. | |
| Last night we spoke to Alan Dershowitz. | |
| It's very interesting. | |
| Alan Dershowitz said, and he was with a bunch of people who were, he thought, I can't believe, Because the Democrats have nothing to do with them. | |
| Because these are the most vindictive people you've ever met in your life. | |
| They don't... | |
| It's the weirdest thing. | |
| We've got... | |
| I think I told you this high school friend and this friend won't talk to this friend. | |
| I mean, so stupid! | |
| Over politics? | |
| Anyway. | |
| Alan Dershowitz said that in order for him He can't believe it after all he's been through and all the people. | |
| The people that are the most interested in civil liberties and First Amendment rights are the conservative Republicans. | |
| What? | |
| The conservative Republicans are the first people who are talking about cancel culture and who else is coming in? | |
| The comedians, the Joe Rogans, the Dave Chappelle's. | |
| The Jerry Seinfeld, the Richard Dreyfusses, go down the list. | |
| This tent is filled with people who, before Joe Biden, would have never looked at each other. | |
| But now you've got Tulsi Gabbard, and you've got Bobby Kennedy, and you've got Tucker Carlson, and you've got people who are saying, okay, well, whatever. | |
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| Because this has got to stop. | |
| And you know who else is in that big tent? | |
| Gay folks. | |
| LGBT. | |
| LGB. | |
| LGB. | |
| The gay community is there. | |
| African American community. | |
| Very conservative. | |
| So you listen to what I'm saying. | |
| Now I'm going to be watching this thing tonight. | |
| I'm going to be watching Trump. | |
| And I also want you to understand that CNN is trying desperately to try to reconnect with something. | |
| It's over with. | |
| CNN is just... | |
| And Zaslav is trying something. | |
| And I can't blame him in that his factotum, his dimbox, Chris Licht, you know, hiring Gayle King and Charles Barkley. | |
| Let's say Peter Marshall and Rula Lenska. | |
| If it works, it works. | |
| Everything's changing, my friend. | |
| So we're going to be watching that. | |
| We're going to be watching that tonight. | |
| I am. | |
| Be paying very close attention to what's happening, okay? | |
| Good. | |
| Now, any questions? | |
| Anybody have any questions? | |
| Any questions from the floor? | |
| Fine. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Great. | |
| Don't forget, like this. | |
| I need likes. | |
| Where are the likes? | |
| Where are they? | |
| A hundred likes? | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Pouring my heart out and I got a hundred likes? | |
| What is the matter with you? | |
| What do I have to do? | |
| I don't understand this. | |
| Maybe you're slow. | |
| Maybe you've had a bad day. | |
| Maybe you don't really understand how this thing works. | |
| Alright, I'll give you that much. | |
| But I'm going to tell you. | |
| I need likes on this. | |
| I've got to see those numbers fly. | |
| I've got to see them up. | |
| I've got to see the numbers and the demographics and the metrics change. | |
| Because that's where we are. | |
| Alright, my friends. | |
| We'll see you tonight. | |
| I'm going to end a little early so we can get ready. | |
| Get your popcorn ready to see old Trump-a-rooney. | |
| On CNN. | |
| Let me thank you for not being who you are, but what you appear to be, and I mean that sincerely. | |
| Thank you for your courage. | |
| Thank you for your faith. | |
| And thank you for your loyalty. | |
| We'll see you again tomorrow, 8 a.m. | |
| Same bad time, same bad channel, 8 a.m. | |
| And don't forget these words as I provide every single night. | |
| Don't forget, the monkey's dead. | |
| The show's over. | |
| Sue ya. | |