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May 8, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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Reparations, Preparations, Societal Collapse, Border Disintegration and Choreographed Implosion

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Good day.
Happy Sunday to you, my friends.
Happy Sunday morning.
We were going to meet last night at 7 p.m., but...
I've got to tell you something that we did.
Mrs. L and I said, nope, we're going to go on a date.
We went on a date.
And we noticed there's a little place in the neighborhood.
Brand new place.
It's kind of a new theater.
We gave it a shot.
And I don't know when I was in a theater last time.
It was pre-Rona, for sure.
And this movie house, so to speak, was our favorite.
I mean, it was in the hood.
It was just very nice and it just seats and whatever it was.
Invariably, we sat next to someone who was murmuring the whole time and these millennial types with a flat effect sat right next to them and never said, hey, would you mind?
But that's not the point.
That's not why I'm bringing this up.
I'm going to bring to you this movie we saw.
Now, we didn't have a lot of Choices.
I don't want to see any of these CGI things.
We saw something called, Are You There, God?
It's Me, Margaret.
Now the title said, It's Me, Margaret.
It's a Judy, Judy Blume, right?
It says, It's Me, Margaret.
It should also be, Are You There, God?
Indirect statement, but I don't want to be priggish about this.
So I thought, you know what?
Let me go ahead and see this.
Judy Blume, I remember this was written in 1970.
And it had some...
Let me just cut to the chase.
It was wonderful.
I felt great.
There was no violence.
No gratuitous cursing.
No ham-handed, ham-fisted, forced message.
It was about a little girl who moves in this neighborhood.
She meets friends.
There was a little bit of, how do I say this, diversity, but it wasn't, again, ham-fisted, cudgelled, forced.
It wasn't.
You know, one of these, oh my god, the most diverse, I mean, it was the way it should be.
It was when scripts and casting, it's just normal.
Let the movie, let the film, let the story run the show.
Not who's in the story.
There were no gratuitous anybody.
It was wonderful.
And it dealt with issues like religion and changing of bodies.
I'm telling you.
Don't you think women would like that in particular?
Ladies, this was great.
I don't want to go into the subject matter, but obviously women's changing bodies.
For men, it's a big deal.
I felt good.
I actually felt good.
I felt good.
I felt...
I don't know why.
I'm trying to figure out.
I've been trying to think all day.
What is it?
Because it was somebody reminding me, you don't have to be like this.
I don't mind violent movies.
I don't mind movies with cursing.
If it's about gangsters or whatever.
In fact, I insist on it.
I have no problem with anything.
Don't force something.
Don't make something that it is not.
That's all.
And you will do well.
And it was from 1970, and I think, I hope, girls trying to fit in, liking boys, I hope that's still around in the immediate future.
I hope that's still here.
I hope we have regular courting You know, developing, I love that, developing.
My father was very, very clever.
When I was a kid, I had a little toy lawnmower.
And he mowed the lawn.
And I said, can I mow the lawn?
He goes, no, you're not big enough.
One day you'll be big enough.
I said, what do you mean I'm not big enough?
You're not big enough.
You're a kid.
I'm not a kid.
I can push that.
Come on.
Nope.
Nope.
You're not big enough.
You're not big enough.
You're not an adult.
Not yet.
Not yet.
And I kept waiting.
Wait.
Am I ready now?
Nope.
You're not ready now.
What do you mean I'm not ready now?
You're not ready now.
So I had this little push, this toy thing, okay?
But one day my father said, you know what?
Guess what?
You're ready.
And he says, today you are a man.
Today you can mow the lawn.
And I did.
For about a minute.
In the hot Florida sun.
And I realized I've been had.
I've been conned.
I hated this.
So I said, why can't my sister do this?
She's developing.
I said, what does that mean?
What am I doing?
I'm going to grow three, you know.
What's going on here?
I'm pushing this thing.
She's developing.
She's developing.
And that's when I first heard about it.
Am I developing?
Yeah, but not like, you know, the flowers, you know, women, they're growing like a flower.
We're growing like a weed.
We're like this...
And I remember that.
It's like, oh, okay.
Always...
Oh, you know, they're special and they're, you know, emotional.
Okay, what are we?
Nothing.
I'm developing.
Get a whisker, this drops, this, whatever.
So, this reminded me of this, these, I know, these, this, the, the, um...
Again, it was like a flower that opens from the sea, the slow motion, you know, this flower.
And we, of course, are just mounds of peat that just...
Please go see that movie.
Next, I saw something interesting yesterday.
This may or may not mean anything to you.
I don't know if it does, but there are some folks that I have been always very fascinated with.
And there's a fellow on YouTube who has been around for a while.
His name is Gonzalo Lyra, and he has lived in Kharkov, Ukraine, and basically doing like this to Zelensky and the Ukrainians, saying things that have been believed to be pro-Russian, anti-Ukrainian, whatever your particular...
Ideology is.
And I'm wondering, you are crazy if you are indeed there.
If you are legitimately there.
Because I don't believe anybody.
You understand that.
Whenever somebody tells me something, I think, yeah, yeah, right.
Anyway.
Well, it turns out he was finally, or he was arrested, seized by the Ukrainian officials for disseminating Various materials that were contrary to the particular edict.
This may be...
I don't know if any of you even care about this.
I don't know if you're even aware of this.
If you know who he is, I think he comes across as rather daft.
Sometimes I think he's a little manic.
A little manic.
Just a tad.
But I've been wondering...
Man, I would get out of there if I were you.
I'm all for speaking your mind, but I'm not for suicide missions.
And apparently there was a...
He was detained, and I don't know what the story with that is.
Let me just say something about this.
The press, the ability to report, I think is something that is...
Sacrosanct.
I think it's a human right.
I think it's understood.
I think it's one of those things that you don't really need a constitution.
However, and I want you to listen to me, and you're not going to believe this, but I'm going to tell you something which is true.
There are some countries who don't particularly care to hear what you have to say.
They consider what you have to say to be problematic.
I remember a friend of mine His daughter, years ago, was living in China.
She thought she would learn Mandarin and become China.
China went China!
And she was rather, you know, I don't want to say naive, but I used to say, are you sure about this?
Because I respect regimes, dogs, animals, machinery, bullets, things that can hurt me, I really respect.
So I asked my friend, I said, are you sure about this?
Well, you know, she wants to go and spend a summer abroad.
I said, she's an American?
Yeah.
Okay, and this is before, this might be 10 years ago, I don't know.
This is before it really heated up.
So one day she's in some part of China, I don't know what it is.
She's locked out of her house or apartment.
She goes to the...
Police station.
She has no idea what to do.
Ask, listen, I'm locked out of my apartment.
Can you help me?
Is there a locksmith?
He goes, where's your apartment?
And he says, it's such and such.
He says, oh, just a minute.
He goes, here.
Here's a key.
They have a key to her apartment.
Bring that back.
Oh, yeah, okay, sure.
Okay, that wasn't bad.
She got a little roughed up, too.
She was out of there.
And what I told my friend was, I said, what are you doing?
What are you doing there?
I want to make something very clear, just to let you know.
And I have friends of mine, and they look at me like, what am I, crazy?
And I'm going to let you in on something.
I might want to go.
I'm not a world traveler.
I'm not.
I've been a couple places, but nothing, nothing at all.
Because I don't like travel.
I don't like airports.
I don't like the process.
I don't like...
I'm always profoundly uninspired and unimpressed.
They go, oh, okay.
Here it is.
So this is Cleveland.
You know, that kind of thing.
All right, fine.
I might like to see maybe Paris.
Maybe, but not really Paris, but just kind of the outskirts.
I want to see where people live.
I don't really want to sit around and...
Maybe some parts of Italy.
Maybe not in Rome, per se, but someplace else.
And that's about it.
I've got a dear friend of mine.
I know he shows me pictures of Iceland.
And he's got pictures.
And I thought, this looks horrible.
Well, here we are in Romania.
Romania is very, very nice.
Wonderful.
I don't want to go there.
I have no interest in going there.
None!
You know these travel migrationology, Mark Wiens and Food Ranger?
I watch these and say, I don't want to go there.
Here's the best pizza in the world.
I don't want to go there.
It's okay.
Looks good.
I can see it.
No, you've got to taste it.
No, I can see it.
This is a croissant.
Wonderful.
It's a boulangerie.
Great.
I'll bet you I know what that tastes like.
No, you don't.
I'll bet I do.
I'll bet I do.
There's a, have you seen?
Now, what I want to see, there's a wonderful Italian called Nonna's Making Pasta.
94-year-old woman making spaghettone in one of these, it was called a beria, you know, the pasta trough in Sicily.
Now, that looks good.
That looks interesting.
That I want to get into, like what people think.
Let me wrap this up.
I am not going to go to Ukraine.
I'm not going to go to Beijing.
I'm not going to go to any foreign country that I may have said something bad about before.
And I sure as hell, I'm not going to go and post and video.
And I can't even do a lot of this stuff in my country.
So if you go to some country and you say, these people are, this government, these are sadistic.
Get ready.
Okay?
This ain't America.
A lot of these people ain't nice.
And you can talk all you want.
You can say, you know, this isn't fair.
You're right about that.
We have folks here.
Did you see?
I think I told you this.
One weekend on the West Side Highway, the Tibetans were out protesting.
Against China and CNN for the treatment of the Dalai Lama.
You know and I know everybody's picture was taken.
We have in this country, it was reported that we had Chinese police stations.
So let me just explain something to you and let me say this again.
Whether it's Gonzalo Lira or anybody else.
You know, I appreciate your intrepid spirit.
He's a little, a little pazzo.
A little bit, a little bit.
The frenetic laughter.
This rather, it's almost Kamala Harris-esque.
Listen to me and listen good.
Don't think you can go to other countries and say what you want.
I know that may shock you.
I know that may absolutely blow your mind.
But it's true.
Don't.
Don't.
I think you can do that.
That's all I want to say.
So I hope he's okay.
And I hope he's well.
I hope everybody's well.
I've got a friend of mine.
I've got friends of mine who go back to China or Hong Kong and they've got to make sure, is my social media okay?
Have I said something?
I don't know.
I listen very carefully.
And let me tell you something right now.
I love this country.
So please, I don't have a bucket list.
My bucket list is...
I feel terrible.
I don't have a bucket list.
What do I want to do?
As far as going places, I love this country.
I know that sounds corny.
A few places.
You will never get me on a cruise under any circumstance whatsoever.
A cruise.
Oh my God.
And I've got friends, people of mine in the business who go on cruises with listeners.
Oh, no.
Oh, you're trapped.
You're trapped.
Oh, God.
Years ago, it was...
And I know everybody's a wonderful person, but not everybody you meet, especially in the context of a commercial radio station, is interesting or fantastic.
So, never again.
So, I just want to tell you something.
I love this country.
And on my bucket list here, New Mexico, kind of a southwest kind of a thing.
You know, George O 'Keefe, that kind of deal.
I think that's interesting.
There's just so many little parts.
And what I love to see is your town.
If I do go to your country, I want to see where you live.
I don't want to go to Scotland.
I don't want to go to some Scotch whiskey factory.
I don't want to do that.
Do you go to the Scotch whiskey factory?
No.
Why do I want to go?
To see how scotch whiskey...
I have an idea.
If you were going to come to New York, let me ask you a question.
I would not take you to the Statue of Liberty.
I would not take you to...
On top of the Empire State Building?
Okay.
I mean, yeah.
I guess.
I don't know what the big deal is, but that's okay.
Empire State Building, nobody's been there.
That's not it.
If you really want to see New York, do you want to get a flavor for it?
Do you want to see what it's like?
Do you want to go to Broadway?
That's okay.
There's nothing wrong with that.
But if you want to see how New Yorkers live, like what's it really like?
That's interesting.
Enough with that.
I had to tell you this.
Next, the new journalism is here.
You know that, right?
You know that.
I just want to tell you this.
Fox News.
Fox News.
State fairs.
Spelling bees.
Hootenannies.
Square dancing.
Hoedowns.
They're still around.
But they're becoming harder and harder to find.
And their relevance is kind of harder and harder to find.
You will never see this go out, but I'm telling you right now, watch, spend any amount of time.
The information is irrelevant, or it is presented to you in a way that...
Alright.
Next.
Allen, Texas.
Horrible.
Yet again, another shooting.
Now, here's something for you.
Listen to this.
How do you look at this?
Okay?
Um...
I want you to hear something.
I want to ask you a question.
How do How do you deal with this with horrible shootings?
What?
How do you deal with it?
How would you do it?
How?
Well, it's interesting.
The first question I need to do is whenever you do this, let me just ask a very simple question.
Let's say you are a scientist, you are a social scientist.
How do you deal with the notion, with the idea, of shootings?
Your children come to you, let's say they're younger, or somebody else, or you're on a TV show, and you want to respond.
What is the first thing that you say whenever you hear of this?
What is the first thing you say?
What is the first thing?
It's the most important thing in the world.
This is the one.
Why people don't research, I have no idea.
What do you think?
What is the death rate per year?
What is the death rate?
How many people die per year?
Just die.
How many people die per year?
Anybody?
Have you ever thought about that?
Let's talk about death.
In 2021, for example, it was about 3.5 million.
Three and a half million die per year.
Did you know that?
Three and a half million people just die.
Just of all forms of death.
Three and a half million.
I didn't know that.
I was watching something last night on various cancers.
Pancreatic cancer.
Breast cancer.
Brain cancer.
Breast cancer.
Number one.
Lung cancer.
Number one cancer.
Number two is colorectal.
Number three might be breast or pancreatic.
But the numbers are significantly smaller to the number one cause of death in this country, heart disease.
That's the killer.
That's number one.
750,000 a year.
Boom!
Think about that.
That's about, what, a quarter of all the deaths?
I mean, this is...
Heart disease.
Nobody...
Now, stop right there.
Why don't you think that?
I don't understand.
Why doesn't that get your attention?
Well, it just says...
But now, a mall killing is horrible.
I'm not in any way, in any way, trying to separate.
But ask yourself this question.
As a human being, how do you react to one versus the other?
How do people react, for example, to...
The animals that are, let's say, abandoned in war-torn areas, but not children.
How do you think that happens?
Why is that?
It's fascinating.
I told you this story.
I'm going to say it a million times.
I'll never forget I was a...
Maybe I was a kid.
I don't know.
It was one of those Irwin Allen movies.
Earthquake, towering in front of something.
I don't know what it was.
And this building collapsed or crushed or whatever.
I think it was earthquake.
And all these people inside were dead.
And out of the rubble came this little puppy.
And the audience went, aww.
How does that work?
I'll never forget that.
Humans?
Dog?
Different story.
So, next question.
What do you want to know?
About how is your critical thinking skills, when you deal with this, when you're told about some horrible, and there's going to be more of it, let me give people the story about Americans so that you know this.
In case you're new to this, there are other countries in the world that have more murders, more gun deaths per 100,000 than us.
Venezuela, Colombia, Honduras, U.S. Virgin Islands, Guatemala, Mexico.
We're not even in the top ten.
It depends on the stat.
But if I recall correctly, deaths per 100,000, we're not even in the top ten.
That's interesting, isn't it?
How can that be?
Next question.
What are these?
What are these causes of death?
Well, it seems that in this country, we have this Like some countries have pride killings and, you know, that kind of thing.
Honor killings.
All these weird...
We don't have that.
Thank God.
But let me give you a number.
Again, always research.
Always go here.
Gun deaths per country.
There's this one stat which I normally go to.
Ah, here we go.
Gun deaths by 2023.
Here's the one.
Listen to this.
Now, if you look at countries with the highest gun deaths of all causes in 2019, Brazil, United States, number two.
But then again, if you go down to this one, countries with the highest rates of violent gun death, homicides, per 100,000 residents in 2019, we're not even in the top ten.
El Salvador, Venezuela, Guatemala, Colombia, Brazil, Bahamas, Honduras, U.S. Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Mexico.
Now, right now, I'm asking you.
You're on my team.
You are an epidemiologist.
You're a social scientist.
What does this tell you?
What are we learning about this?
How are you going to react before you go on and you say something?
What is happening here?
First thing you have to recognize is something very, very simple.
Listen to me carefully.
Why does this happen?
In the United States, we have these people who go into schools and malls and that sort of thing.
I don't know why, for the most part.
Yes, there are deaths from domestic, but these that we're talking about, these that inspire most discussion about legislation and doing something about it, this is a different story.
These are the rarest of the rare.
Not rare to you, but rare pretty much.
Because the 300 and...
30 million people.
It doesn't happen.
It's just, with all the people, it's just, if there was a 1% propensity for people to do this, you'd be seeing this all the time.
So it's very, very rare.
Again, if it happens once, it's too much.
But here's the thing.
In other countries, their particular gun battles, their violence is about turf.
It's about crime.
It's about, you owe me, I owe you.
This is my area.
This is my turf.
This is my part.
You know, you've strayed, whatever.
It's business, crime related.
Not somebody who has a hard time and goes out and does horrible things to people.
There are countries, Switzerland, I think Finland, Israel, where you must have, if you are in the IDF, if you are a soldier and you are doing your one year, I think it's one year, mandatory, Government service, you have to have your military-grade, military-equipped assault rifle with you at all times.
At home, with your brothers and sisters, you've got to be able to grab that thing and take it off because you're right there.
There's no getting on the ship and going...
When I was there, very Gaza, parents were driving their kids to the depot point and they would meet at like a rest stop or something.
That's where everybody met.
That was where the convoy met.
You drove to the front line.
You've got to have your weapon with you at all times.
There were young girls on dates with their rifle.
They were going on dates.
You have it.
You have to have your rifle with it all the time.
And I don't mean a pea shooter.
I mean this is a military-grade assault, high-powered ammunition, ready to go in case somebody calls you.
Now, interestingly enough, none of those people with this incredible assault weapon firepower ever broke up and went to a mall and shot people.
Nobody ever did this.
It never happened.
Nobody's ever got depressed, was fat-shamed, bullied.
Nothing.
Nobody was coming off of...
They have psychiatric medications.
They were coming off of...
Nothing.
Nothing.
They also don't have manifestos.
They don't have social media extolling this.
What is it about our country?
What is it about our country?
What?
Nobody will ever discuss this.
And I'm talking about this.
I'm not trying to diminish the problem.
I want to get to the problem, as do you.
But before we do it, you have to answer my question.
What do we do that other countries do not do?
That is the critical issue.
Now you can talk about, if you want to, and we can go through, you want to abolish assault weapons, you want to seize assault weapons, that's for you to decide.
I want to know more the cause.
Why does this happen?
Why?
Every other epidemiologist, sociologist looks at, for example, why are there more alcoholism rates in this country versus this country?
Why is obesity more in this country than this country?
Why is domestic violence more in this country than this country?
Which will we do?
But when it comes to guns or weapons or violence, we don't do that.
We don't care.
We don't think there's anything pathologically wrong with us.
We have a hubristic side to it.
We think, it's not us, it's the gun.
This is what happens.
Yeah, but there are other countries with guns.
Yeah, but that's not...
No, it's different.
And they will try their best, and then it becomes a political thing.
It's a political...
Let me give you an example.
Time out.
Ask people, why do you think there are more obese children today?
Listen to your answers.
Well, it's because of the exercise.
You see, when we were kids, we were always running and playing.
No, you weren't.
You think you were.
You think you were constantly running, constantly on bikes, constantly climbing trees.
Your world was one big, you were running.
Now, granted, you might have run more, but no.
Because you romanticize a reaction.
That's not a reason.
There's something else that's going on.
What's going on?
Because people never think.
They just answer the question.
Why do you think that is?
Why do you think that is?
Why are so many people smoking this new form of cannabis?
Because young people have a propensity to doing it?
Or because it's available?
Because it's becoming socially acceptable?
Why?
Ask yourself a question.
Why do people do things?
And it's not why you think, necessarily.
Don't answer the question to fill a particular narrative that you find attractive.
Alright?
That's that.
Next, California is going to be probably the first state, I think, to issue some form of reparations.
I do not know how this works.
I do not understand the basis for...
Repairing anything.
I don't understand this.
It's going to happen.
Listen to what I'm saying.
It's going to happen.
They are telling you this.
And Denver's doing it.
And there are folks who are leading the pack, leading the cause.
And they're saying, this is what we're going to do.
And you can laugh at it.
You can mock it.
You can listen to Brian Kilmeade all you want.
You can maybe watch a GIF or a meme.
I am telling you, from the bottom of my heart, it's going to happen.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
And it will happen.
And your Republican Party will do nothing to stop it.
Jim Jordan will have a hearing.
John Kennedy will have some fancy quip.
Gray gut bucket will laugh, chortle.
It doesn't matter.
It's going to happen.
I don't think you understand me.
It's going to happen.
And people are going to be given a million dollars, $800,000, transferred, maybe from some Federal Reserve Fund, or I don't know how it's going to be, to individuals.
And how it's done, I have no idea.
How you qualify, I have no idea.
Must you be, is it African American?
Yes.
Do you have to explain lineage?
Well, Rachel Dolezal.
There are people, many, many friends of mine.
Many, many friends.
And I would not be surprised if on one part of my lineage where there is a Kind of a Caribbean, African-Caribbean connection?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Now, I'm not going to...
I don't have any...
I mean, I could, I guess.
What does that mean?
How far does this work?
If a parent...
Let's just say, okay, you are entitled to reparations.
You...
Let's say you have black parents, white parents.
Is there any...
Pro rata distribution difference.
I don't know any of this.
I don't know how any of this works.
I don't know how you...
What if you were from a lineage, so to speak, from a country where there was never any slavery of anybody in your bloodline, your consanguinity, per stirpes, as we say.
None.
Does that matter?
Is there a presumption?
I don't know how that's going to work, but I'm going to tell you something.
It's going to happen, and there's nothing you're going to be able to do about it.
You know what you can do something about?
You can like this.
We have 132 likes.
That is beyond de minimis.
That is, what are you doing?
You have to do nothing but just like this.
You know this.
You know this.
You watch every other video and the first thing you do is they say subscribe and like and subscribe and hit that bell and this and that.
I don't want to trunch in you with it but to like this for me to sit here it's demeaning.
So you have to do the right thing.
So let me go back and tell you it will happen.
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Hollywood diversity rules.
There is a person who I find who I think is one of these kind of nutty actors.
His name is Richard Dreyfuss.
He was fantastic.
Jaws, Goodbye Girl, Close Encounters.
Close Encounters was so spot on, it wasn't even funny.
You do know that I wouldn't be surprised if Steven Spielberg is a government agent.
That he and others, from the time that the farm, from the company, from the time that the CIA worked to make its first animated film, the CIA and the arts, you have heard how the CIA...
Funded the Expressionist art movement, de Kooning and Pollock and Metropolitan Museum of Art as a contrast to Russia.
I wouldn't...
Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks, part of the Denzel Washington...
What was that new movie we saw?
Oh, there's one coming up about the FBI?
Oh!
Oh, man!
You know what that is.
FBI?
How about, see, I remember, was it with Al Pacino and Colin Farrell?
Come on.
Anyway.
Close encounter, my point being, was so good.
That was not by accident.
In any event, so Richard Dreyfuss says that he is upset because now, in order to win certain rules, certain...
Prizes, Academy Awards.
You have to meet diversity standards.
And he finds this crazy.
Let me tell you something.
And let me remind you.
Diversity standards are here.
The WEF gave us ESG.
The HRC gave us CEI.
DEI is here, of course.
And Chris gave us CLS and CRT.
This is here.
The reason why, and I'm going to say this again, the reason why, what was behind the Dylan Mulvaney Budweiser advertising was the Human Rights Campaign and the Corporate Equality Index.
And they are telling you, you have to be involved with this no matter what.
Liz Solak, ladies and gentlemen.
Liz, we appreciate you.
Thanks.
That's to you.
Hand decrepitations.
Handcrafted for you, Ms. Liz.
You were too kind.
I thank you for that.
You make love and fun.
I think Fleetwood Mac said it best.
Thank you.
So, what we see right here is this is something that is here.
And Richard, every now and then somebody's coming up.
Have you noticed this?
They'll say, okay, listen up.
The following Hollywood types can say a little bit about it.
Dreyfus.
Jerry Seinfeld.
Some of the comedians, Dave Chappelle, Chris Ronk, sort of.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's Bill Cosby been?
Interesting.
He's always been very, very quiet, never really said too much of anything.
Isn't it funny?
People just go away.
You're going to also see Clint Eastwood just kind of drift away.
The other day it was very important that they saw...
You saw Jack Nicholson.
I've been hearing Jack Nicholson's people I know in the biz say he's arrebatado, so I'm glad he's okay.
I'm glad he's back.
Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Tremblay says, Can you do a segment on the AI system chat GPT?
The more I dig into, the scarier it becomes.
First of all, Brian, let me say to you...
Thank you.
And I have...
And I've been saying this repeatedly.
And Brian and Liz, if you can figure a way, let me change just one second, because that's coming up on my list.
Because Warren Buffett is saying, if you can say something, if you can help me figure out a way to do this, to get to the bottom of this, to explain it, To brace yourself, because Brian and Trembly will tremble, I mean that sincerely.
This is nothing anybody's going to be able to stop.
So you and I could talk about it all day long, but it's the scariest thing I have ever seen.
Mrs. Al just walked by before I said, come here, look at this.
I said, how would you like a 100-word paragraph or whatever on the ravages of, let's say, or the conditions of human trafficking and child predation?
How would you like that?
There it is.
Have you seen the music, Brian?
Rick Beato.
Beato.
Or Bito, as somebody said.
Who is...
Cannot send enough love and respect to that man for what he's done in terms of music.
Has talked about, have you heard new Paul McCartney AI that's better than in some respects, sometimes better than is interesting.
Give an example.
There's a group called Leonid and Friends.
This is a Russian-Ukrainian rock It's a tribute band to Chicago.
They are better in some respects than Chicago.
Their brass section, their guitar section, I can't believe what I'm hearing.
They're actually better.
They're better.
They're better.
I know you can't say this.
Terry Kath.
Terry Kath, Pizza Terror, Bobby Lamb, Lee Lockney, Jimmy Panko, Walt Perizzator, even Danny Serafin before he left.
They were my Beatles.
They were my Beatles.
They were it.
That was my first group.
I loved them.
I saw Terry Kath to me.
And now people say, oh, you like Terry Kath?
Watch this.
There it is.
Now, that's simple.
But Trembly, how do I explain to people what happens when this thing gets evil?
What if an AI system says, I want you to come up with a way...
I think somebody said, I want...
I produce toothpicks or paperclips or whatever it is.
And I want you to come up with a way for me to...
Not destroy, but to overtake the market.
And this AI, AGI said, okay, good.
We'll just kill your competitors.
No, no, no, no, wait, no.
Oh, no, no, we're going to do this.
How do you call it back?
How do you call it back?
Extreme...
Excuse me.
Extra mile 150.
Thank you immensely.
Thank you.
And...
Hand crepitations to you.
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
How do you call it back?
Let me stop for a second because I can't talk about AI enough, but I don't because I think people just get bored.
I'm trying to find out new ways.
Lex Friedman is the best.
Listen to Ben Goetzel, Gerstle, Ray Kurzweil.
They're so...
Ben Gertzell, I'm sure I'm pronouncing his name incorrectly, has this smile.
He kind of laughs.
He thinks it's funny.
He thinks everything's funny.
And one day, we're going to be able to interface with the collective interface of the Earth, and we're going to be able to control the world.
And it will be unstoppable.
I'm thinking, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
It's like handing...
It's like if we say, hey honey, do you want something to cut your sandwich?
Here, use this.
Do you know what you can do with this?
You can kill yourself with this.
Multiply that by a million times.
Believe me, I'm going to be talking about this.
There's nothing to discuss.
It's here.
It's here.
And it's already here.
Remember Lionel's rule.
When you hear about something in the news, it's five years old.
Remember that.
Now let me go back to this diversity rule thing.
You might say, well, whatever it is.
In this movie that we saw, Are You There, God?
It's Me, Margaret.
I loved Amazing.
Wait a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen, hold it.
Gritsky, What about Tyra versus Dylan Mulvaney in a WWE cage match?
Thank you so much for this.
This kindness, I am taking it back.
Stop for a second.
Let me just get my breath for a second here.
I'm in pretty good shape, but this one, thank you.
Thank you for this inimitable, this Brabdingnagian imane kindness.
You have no idea.
Thank you so much for that.
Thank you.
I want you to know my gratitude for you.
I'm not one of these people who say, hey, great!
No, no, no, no.
These are...
Money is hard to come by and I thank you for that.
Let me stop for a second.
Let me answer your question.
I feel sorry for Dylan Mulvaney.
Dylan Mulvaney is being used as a pawn.
I hope...
I don't...
I say I pray without praying.
I pray that Dylan Mulvaney is okay, because we live in a very weird and very sick world.
So when you take Dylan Mulvaney out, who I don't think is doing anything to harm anybody, it's a beer commercial, and we'll get to this in a moment, it's a beer commercial, that's okay.
You know, let's don't get carried away.
I hope Dylan Mulvaney is okay.
And I hope that Budweiser and whoever says, now that we're doing this, we're going to make sure that some lunatic out there, that's what I...
Let me jump a little bit about this Hollywood diversity.
There is something in...
Where did I write this?
Oh, there's a group in Hollywood called Drag Isn't Dangerous.
It's a collective.
Right.
Drag isn't dangerous.
Let me tell you right now.
Let me go on the record and let me say something specifically.
Drag.
Men dressing as women and vice versa.
And vice versa.
Alice B. Toklas.
Gertrude Stein.
To an extent.
Remember Diane Keaton?
Remember Annie Hall?
I'm sorry.
Marlena Dietrich?
Pants?
Do you know what that was then?
Wait a minute.
That's okay.
Now you're going to see if that doesn't matter.
It was huge then.
Marlena Dietrich?
Oh, no, no, no.
And by the way, you talk about somebody who was...
There was a certain dude in Germany who would have done anything to get a hold of her.
Anyway.
From the beginning of time, from Shakespeare, Harvard, Hasty Pudding, Oscar Wilde, this idea of androgyny, since the beginning of time, since...
The beginning of time.
When you look at fashion, from Beau Brummel to when the foppish look, the dandy, the boulevardier, the things that...
There was a time when men, men were the peacock versus the peahend, this plumage.
Historically, there has always been An acceptable range, an Overton window, if you will, of people and styles.
I have...
I don't have a problem.
It doesn't matter to me.
It does not matter to me.
That's not the issue.
Some like it hot.
Milton Berle.
Flip Wilson.
That movie with Patrick Swayze.
It's always been.
White girls.
It's nothing.
Let me just say something.
Drag.
Remember when John Waters, Divine, you knew that very well.
The whole shampoo and that was a different story.
Kitschie, this, Andy Warhol.
Remember the New York punk scene?
The Hollywood, the babies, the dolls, the this and that, the New York Dolls.
The days of Mapplethorpe and Patti Smith and the Chelsea Hotel in the 70s and CBGBs and Lower East Side.
There's always been this continuum.
There's nothing wrong with it.
That is a mere evolution of style, of what's appropriate, what isn't.
Every now and then, in the post, they're showing women with axillary hirsuteness.
What?
I'm building up, honey.
I'm building up.
This is called a setup.
I'm setting up what I'm doing here.
Oh, yeah.
Here is the issue.
The distinction that is being made is when it is shown for children.
That's the issue.
Let me say it again.
Let me say it again.
I will stand with you and support.
Drag isn't dangerous.
And I don't know if it's not dangerous enough, but for kids, kids, by virtue of who they are, are very, very different.
I remember a time.
The time I told you, I think I told you this before.
Oh, would you...
Stop this.
I've got this voice that's always listening to me.
Anyway, I was in a one time scene, Home Alone.
Do you remember that?
Seems Macaulay Culkin, born on my birthday.
And Macaulay Culkin, it was the family left him.
Remember that?
This kid next to me, He turned to his parents when a kid figured out and said, they're coming home, right?
Now, to a child, that was abandonment.
Remember when you were a kid?
Did you ever think like your mother left you?
I remember, I kind of remember that a little bit.
I was 38 at the time, but it doesn't really matter.
But still, I kind of remember that.
I was like, wait a minute.
And my mother told me, she says, I'm never going to leave you.
That's crazy.
I'm not going to get in the car and go home and say, wait a minute, where is he?
We have a buddy system here.
But at the time, I was a kid.
I didn't know this.
Kids don't know favorite colors.
Kids, they want you to look under the bed.
They may see a monster on TV.
They don't know what's going on.
They don't understand things.
They don't understand little things.
Lisa, thank you immensely.
Stop for a second.
Let me stop.
Lisa, I'm touched.
Thank you for your kindness.
Thank you, Lisa.
Seriously, you are most appreciated.
I cannot say this enough.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hand crepitation.
This is what we're talking about.
A child doesn't understand things.
A child doesn't understand things.
I remember Like it was yesterday.
Where my cousins and I were out and somebody somebody put on a one of my cousins put on a hat or like a dress or something.
Just to be a goof.
It was okay.
Nobody, you know.
Albania Hernandez, thank you as well.
Thank you again.
I'm not waiting to the end.
I want to thank you immensely.
Thank you, Albania.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's what we're talking about.
And there's also something that happens.
And this is the part that I'm concerned about.
There are some people who get carried away with their delivery.
John Waters, And divine.
If you didn't know divine, remember that?
Divine scares me to this day.
Divine's been dead for I don't know how long.
Divine is scary.
It's as scary as...
It's scary.
There are certain things that are scary.
Whale and flowers and madam.
I think madam was scary.
Kids get...
Kids are weird.
Let me give you another example.
You're going to love this one.
Listen to me.
We went one time to the Heritage Foundation.
This is a fascinating place in D.C. If ever you go to Union Station, just go out, take a left, and just walk down, and there it is.
And they have lectures.
I mean, it's open to everybody.
This one fellow came up.
He was a teacher.
And he said, let me explain something to you.
Kids have a hard time sometimes understanding things.
I think I've told you this.
Please, if I've told you, forgive me for saying it for the millionth time.
He had a kid, a student in the class who had diabetes.
And the child had to go sometimes to the ladies' room or whatever, little boys' room.
Would sometimes have to get up and not have to ask for permission and, you know, call attention.
The teacher said, listen, you have to go.
Just go.
Come back.
So somebody said, hey, Mr. Soza, where's Maxine going?
Well, now listen.
Maxine has a condition called diabetes.
And she's fine, but because of diabetes, she sometimes has to go to the bathroom.
So when she does, it's no big deal she's going to come back because she has diabetes.
Okay, fine.
The next day, the principal calls the teacher and says, come here.
What are you telling these kids?
He says, what are you talking about?
He says, I've got like 10 parents calling me.
He says, my kid said he's got diabetes.
Why?
Because he goes to the bathroom.
And the teacher said, I didn't say that.
He says, well, I think you did.
So you can't do this.
And he told this teacher, they're kids.
They don't understand the simplest things.
They get confused.
Have you ever seen what happens when a kid trying to explain the death of a pet to a child?
Or explaining, seeing somebody outside.
Maybe who's homeless or maybe mentally ill.
And you've got to explain this.
And the look on their face of, they don't understand this.
They don't get it.
Kids who have to understand divorce.
Kids who have to understand a friend moving away.
Little things that to you mean nothing.
To a kid, it's another story.
That's the issue.
Let me say this again.
You know it, and I know it.
There are two issues.
This is critical thinking.
Issue analysis.
What's the issue?
The issue is, or deals with, children seeing this, not the style.
Let me explain to you this.
What if I were to tell kids, do you know that in this country there's approximately, I don't know the statistic, 50% of marriages end in divorce.
50%.
What?
One out of two.
So, out of this class, half of you, your parents are going to divorce.
Now, is that true?
Technically?
Should you tell kids this?
No.
But it's true.
They'll learn later on.
Not now.
They're not ready for it.
Later on.
Anything involving...
Various forms of drag and sexuality.
Everything can be explained.
I wholeheartedly recommend parents explaining everything to their kids.
And I also expect and suspect you to tell your children something very important.
You must ask them.
Now listen.
If ever you have any questions about anything, you ask me.
Ask me.
Don't go volunteering.
Don't say, hey, did you ever wonder about that?
What?
Don't read into what kids say.
Another example.
One of my favorite examples.
A friend of mine, very progressive, very liberal, 60s, has a daughter.
Daughter says, Daddy, why are my teachers different colors?
Now, as a parent, The first thing out of your mouth, no matter what, when your kid asks you a question is, why do you ask that?
That's the first thing you ask.
Why do you ask that?
Don't anticipate why you think they're asking this.
So, my friend asks his daughter, no, excuse me, doesn't ask her, why did you, why did you ask that?
He said, sit down, honey.
You see, this, This is my dollar tree.
This is the 23 degree axis.
This is the world.
And the sun hits the equator, which is here.
And people in this particular part of the world tend to have more of a direct sunlight versus up here or down here.
And these people, for the most part, through a period of Darwinian evolution and mechanics and natural selection, will have a darker skin with more melanin.
And therefore, And the kid's looking at him like, what the heck are you talking about?
So my friend is going on and talking about the melanin and the sun and the pigment and the Swedes and the blue eyes and all of this stuff.
And finally, after he can't take any more of this, huh?
He looks at the child and says, why do you ask?
And she says, because of my teachers.
You know, different colors.
Mrs. Green, Mrs. Brown, Mrs. White.
And he's going on talking about melanin and skin and the colors and the hair.
So let me just say this again.
And let me be very, very clear.
Not that anybody's asking me, but I'm going to tell you.
Nobody cares about this.
This is a wonderful point of view.
I think it's important to tell kids.
Tell them everything.
Tell kids about divorce and death.
And maybe mentally ill people.
But make sure it's on their terms and make sure they're able to understand it and make sure things happen.
For example, you can say, well, so on, so forth, I don't want that to happen to you.
And the next thing you know, your kid can't sleep at night because your child interpreted what you said as it happening to you and it goes back to the abandonment thing.
You don't know what kids are going to think.
Kids are just, that's why when you, let me ask you a question.
What movie freaked you out when you were a kid?
I'll say this right now.
Old Yeller was the first time I realized these adults are the weirdest people I've ever seen.
I remember it.
Big theater.
Big.
You know, Old Yeller.
And I'm looking at that dog and I'm thinking, this guy's getting a rifle.
And I turned to my father and said, he's not going to do what I think he's going to do.
Yeah, I said, why doesn't he take him to the vet?
What is this?
Hydrophobia?
What are you talking about?
And I'm thinking, come on Yeller!
I say, no, no, not the dog.
What are you doing?
This is Walt Disney.
What kind of a sick?
Did you have to do this?
Was this necessary?
Bang!
Bambi?
Dumbo?
Dumbo's in the cage and the trunk comes through and he's cuddling.
What is going on here?
My emotions.
I'm a little kid.
Everything is crying and sad and goodness and you're throwing this at me for the love of God.
What are you doing?
I never understood it.
I never got it.
Why do you do that?
I saw the bear.
How about the bear?
This is an anime?
Not anime.
This is as an adult.
I can't watch that.
Some hunter.
What are you doing?
This is an adult thinking for kids.
Kids are different.
Wizard of Oz.
Correct, Lisa?
You're correct.
The Wizard of Oz.
I don't understand this.
It's one of those things that doesn't make any sense.
The Brothers Grimm.
Hansel and Gretel.
The Wolf.
Punch and Judy, even.
That's why this movie Are you there, God?
It's me?
I love it.
I love that.
I love simple.
I love simple.
Now, I've got to say something, which I think is important.
Some other notes here are going to make, which I want you to know about.
The coronation.
Do not be one of these people who brag about how it means nothing to you.
I love to watch a celebration.
Let me ask you something.
Have you ever watched something from, let's say, an African movie?
Not African.
Tribal, Papua New Guinea, or maybe something from, I don't want to say primitive, but something that, you know, David Attenborough may go to, or whatever it is.
And you say, and here they are, flushing, threshing the seeds.
You don't say, that's stupid.
No, you respect them.
You say, wait a minute, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is a fertility, this is Wiccan, this is important.
But yet, when you watch the coronation, you make fun of it.
What's the difference?
Well, the difference is because these people went to Oxford and Eaton, and these people...
What difference does it make?
What do you think we do?
Have you ever had a baptism?
One of the funniest things we ever saw, and I'm not going to mention his name.
Mrs. L knows what I'm talking about.
You might know that, but I'm not going to say anything.
We went to a christening.
Why?
I have no idea.
I just came along.
We weren't invited, but it was...
Anyway.
So as we're there, the christening was like this.
And...
This friend of ours, whose name, if I told you, you would recognize it.
He's in the back.
And the priest says, in this Brooklyn kind of a...
I love the smell of...
Churches.
He's at the basin, you know, in the water.
He's got the baby.
And he says, do you, whatever, do you, he turns to the godparents.
Do you renounce Satan?
Our friend in the back.
Yeah, I renounce Satan!
And he looks.
I said, well, that's good to know.
But I think it's, and Mrs. Dell, quiet!
I'm cracking up.
This guy's renouncing Satan.
He doesn't know.
Nobody explained to him, listen, we don't, stop from that, nothing from the peanut gallery.
I never understood what that meant.
Renounce Satan.
I was in the second grade.
Holy Communion.
This guy next to me, he didn't eat.
He falls over.
He passes out.
Now, I'm not one for mysticism and all that, but we're talking about, this isn't a Catholic church, you know, with the...
Incense and the water and the organ and the devil.
Do you renounce Satan?
Yes!
Do you, Satan?
And this guy next to me, I don't know if he's dead.
I have no...
Yes!
I'm seven years old.
This guy's passed on.
Is he okay?
He's hit.
You know, what is this?
Now, why do you think we did this?
And I am a retired Catholic, thank you, with all due respect to the Catholic folks, but this is what I saw at the time.
Why?
Ceremony.
Why do you think we have, why do you think we have this idea?
This thing, happy birthday, the cake, the this, the that.
One of the funniest things I ever heard of.
Don't ask me why.
This was a friend of the family.
She was watching her kids.
I don't know what it was.
And she had this little kid.
And she had to use the restroom.
But she had to kind of keep an eye.
The kid was walking.
Just a toddler.
So she kind of kept the door open just to make sure the kid's okay.
And when she was done with her procedure, she did something.
She lit a match.
Which I never understood.
But anyway, she did.
She lit a match.
There's something about seeing matches on the top.
It's just, I don't know why that bothers me so much.
There's some wonderful sprays you will really enjoy.
But anyway, fresh linen, pine, and any event.
So she gets done, she lights a match, and this little kid sings, Happy Birthday!
Anyway.
Ceremony.
We have ceremony.
Ceremony.
Accompanies everything.
It's what we humans do.
It's what we do.
That's all.
And what we saw yesterday was the coronation, a vestigial anachronism, and it just didn't feel right without that queen.
The queen pulled it off.
These two, I didn't feel it.
I love the royal family.
Not love them.
I love the intrigue.
What Meghan's going to do, Harry's going back.
Write this down.
Remember this date.
It's true.
He's going to say, I've had enough of this.
I'm going back.
I'm surprised he didn't kidnap him.
He's going to spend his life trying to get Will.
Because when Chuck kicks, Wills and Kate are going to say, oh no, that's it.
You call us racist on Oprah?
We don't forget that.
Oh, they don't.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Anyway, enough of that.
You don't care about that.
Next, $50 trillion for carbon neutrality.
I want you to explain what that means.
Ricky Lee, thank you so much.
Ricky Lee.
Ricky Lee Jones, thank you.
Chucky's in love.
Ricky Lee, thank you.
Hand crepitations to you.
Thank you from the bottom of our heart.
Thank you for that.
Here we go.
A Berkeley professor admits she's not a Native American.
Now stop for a second.
Rachel Dolezal is my hero.
Rachel Dolezal said, I'm African American.
And they said, well, no, no, I am.
Remember that we saw that in Montclair?
She, and...
And black folks said, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can argue, you can talk about biracial, multiracial.
No, no, no, no.
We're not going to, nobody will ever, nobody, no.
There is a rule.
You have to somewhere, and there has to be something recognizable, identifiable.
I don't know how, I don't know.
Does Sally Hemings have to, I don't know how this, all I know is they said, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't you even try this.
Okay, this is before transgenderism.
This is before a lot of things.
And by the way, I want to go on the record to tell you that I have, since the beginning of my life, recognized that there are indeed individuals that I have maybe rarely seen.
Or known about, but I can conceive of, who simply, irrespective of the genital accoutrement that they have been provided, may say to themselves, I don't care what you say, I am a woman or a man or whatever it is.
I'm sorry.
I believe that.
Now, sporting events, different story.
So I have never, ever, and I don't think it's a mental illness, necessarily.
I don't think.
There are people who are so profound, Profoundly mentally ill and they look just fine.
They look just fine.
They're married and they have kids and they are off the rails.
So, Rachel Dolezal, they said, no, no, no.
So here we have this Berkeley professor.
She has this some kind of indigenous or something or whatever it is.
And I, she finally said, okay, I'm just a white woman or whatever.
And she was talking about restorative justice.
If I could do something, if I could do something, if I could somehow, at some point, enjoy some fame where people will listen to me, I would ask them the question, why do Native Americans, American, you would call them Indians in the old days, why have they been forgotten?
How does...
How do you do this?
This is genocide.
How does this?
Nobody even say, oh yeah, well, no, no, no.
What do you mean, oh yeah, well, no.
We even have Dakota, Lakota.
What?
I don't know what I want.
I don't know about reparations.
Nobody even talks about it.
What do we do?
We just forget them?
I don't understand it.
I don't get it.
Okay.
So she, this Berkeley professor, she says, alright, I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
Who remembers Sasheen Littlefeather?
Sasheen Littlefeather.
Sasheen Littlefeather accepted the Academy Award.
Marlon Brando, we won for The Godfather.
Marlon Brando was the only person, remember Buffy St. Marie, Russell Means.
Who is it?
Oh, what is he?
The FBI.
You know who I'm talking about.
Help me with his name.
You know what I mean.
I can't.
My mind is up.
I've been talking for an hour and 15 minutes.
Forgive me.
What is his name?
In any event.
In any event.
No, this is driving me crazy.
See what I'm doing?
It's called Looking Things Up.
Um...
His name is Leonard Peltier.
Okay.
How does that work?
How does that work?
So, Sachin Littlefeather We found out after, I think after what, she died or whatever?
Her sister says she's not Indian.
She's Mexican.
Wait a minute.
I thought nobody said anything to her.
I can't believe this.
And there were real people that I know.
And everybody else said, well, you know, I'm Cherokee.
Are you really?
I don't have anything.
I don't even know half of what I am.
I'm serious.
We're like a Brussels sprout.
We don't know.
I don't know what the hell I am.
It's just...
When you call it appropriation, okay, fine.
But nobody's talking about any kind of reparation.
I don't understand it.
And how can you say this?
If I want to say I am a whatever it is, and there are certain rules, well, you can...
Why?
There is no such thing as...
Okay, maybe we can talk about the morphological differences between skeletal, caucasoid...
It's Caucasoid, Mongoloid, Negroid, maybe Malay, maybe some physiognomy, whatever, some phenotype differences.
But there is no real differences to race.
It doesn't mean anything.
But yet people are very...
I don't understand it.
And then finally, after all these stories, after...
All these stories.
We're finally getting around to changing the names of mascots and the like.
Alright, a couple of things more.
I'm going to leave you with this.
Oh, two things.
One, Mr. Penny, Daniel Penny, whatever, this Marine, this former Marine, this was not a chokehold.
This was a carotid restraint.
Now, this gentleman is still dead, but I just want you to know, It's not a chokehold.
Chokehold means something.
That's number one.
Okay?
Chokehold means something.
Next, listen to me very carefully.
Tucker Carlson is taking too long.
Tucker Carlson is taking too long.
Oh, stop right before I forget.
Before I forget.
The great ironized Cody Sicilian.
Iron Eyes Cody, Sicilian.
Ed Ames.
Remember Mingo?
Remember Daniel Boone?
My cup runneth over with.
He was born Edmund Dantes Urich.
And he was born to Jewish parents, I think from the Ukraine.
Okay, fine.
And then, what about this one?
Remember this guy?
Michael Ansara?
Who was Michael Ansara married to, honey?
You remember this one.
Barbara Eden.
Michael Ansara.
He portrayed...
No, you're thinking of Mickey Haggerty.
Michael Ansara was born in...
A small village in the mandate for Syria.
I think he was in the Levant, Lebanese defense.
Always played Indians.
Hogan's Heroes.
The Jews.
The whole group.
Which is the ultimate.
I mean, this...
So what I'm saying is, I love when people say...
I love when all of a sudden somebody decides we're going to show this strict adherence to this.
Okay, fine.
So anyway, in conclusion, Tucker Carlson is taking too long.
Tucker Carlson is taking too long.
Tucker Carlson is taking too long in getting back.
They're losing the gravitational pull.
Remember I'm telling you this.
The contract, he can't do anything until it's over with.
He still works.
Now he's going to get some...
That's exactly right.
Whatever he is doing, he's not doing anything.
He's not on the air.
He's not on Fox because they own him.
They own the contract.
You don't have to put him on the air.
They're paying him.
He's dealing with a lawyer to perhaps work around that.
But in any event, this is taking too long.
And when he comes back, he's going to find Jon Stewart.
I did a video last night on Jon Stewart, which I had to share with you.
Because I've never seen somebody so confused and angry, he can't get back.
He doesn't know where he is.
He's been gone so long, he's just trying to over-modulate and over-throttle people.
Just my...
My opinion.
Alright.
It's an hour and 20 minutes worth, my friends.
With 249 likes.
I like that, but we need more.
Ricky Lee, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hand crepitation.
This is a talent I've had since I was a kid and has brought me more fun and excitement than you can imagine.
Albania Hernandez.
Thank you.
Lisa PM, thank you as well.
That's for you, Lisa.
I mean that sincerely.
Most, most kind and generous.
Gritsky, or G-R-T-S-K-I, thank you immensely.
Tyrus.
Tyrus, I do not understand.
I called him one time Typhus by accident.
Somebody took up so...
I don't understand that.
I can understand a lot of things.
Not that one.
I don't get it, but nobody asked me.
Thank you so much, Gretzky.
I'm going to call you Gretzky.
An Extra Mile 150.
Thank you immensely.
Brian Tremblay.
Thank you as well.
Brian, thank you.
Thank you, please.
Everyone, thank you.
Thank you.
And Liz Solak.
Liz, you've been there since day one.
Liz came to see me at a performance.
In New York City.
All right, dear friends, have a glorious and a great...
Would you like to meet again?
Who would like to meet again?
7 o 'clock tonight, it's up to you.
You tell me.
I don't want to overdo my welcome, but I think we have a lot to talk about between now and then.
So if you could, I would be honored if you join us again at 7 p.m.
Thank you so much.
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Have a great and glorious day.
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Have a great and glorious day until tonight at 7 p.m.
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Remember this, the monkey's dead.
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