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May 7, 2023 - Lionel Nation
13:05
The Delightful and Wildly Comical Incoherence of Karine Jean-Pierre
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I want to first tell you something.
Mrs. L and I, this evening, when I'm recording this, happened to venture out into a neighborhood A little new neighborhood movie theater place.
And the only thing available was something that looked, I thought, this is going to be quaint, and it's going to be cute, and it's going to be, oh, okay, whatever it's called.
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
It's a Judy Blume movie.
I thought, you know what?
It's okay.
Some girly chick thing, you know, I don't know.
When you were a kid, remember Amelia Bedelia?
I don't know.
This is not my cup of tea, usually.
So we went to see it, just kind of to see how this new theater was.
Anyway, I loved it.
I loved it.
Honest, innocent, positive, no cursing, no gratuitous anything.
They had a nice mixture of blended ethnicities, but it wasn't forced and phony.
So I had to tell you that.
And then today I was noticing some of my friends on Facebook were of course making all this noise, all this noise, all this screaming and yelling about how this coronation is so stupid.
This coronation is so stupid.
It's dumb.
Who cares?
It's ridiculous.
Yeah, it's stupid.
You're right.
It's homozygotic inbred.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you know what?
They're not a bunch of mush-mouthed, incoherent, incompetent rubes.
They are not the usual suspects.
We have in our country a president Who couldn't show up because of the wherewithal.
Maybe the Adderall, the injections, whatever had to be given to him to prop him up.
I don't know.
You're not going to send Carmelita Harris.
She'd be yammering and yakking and cackinating with her phony guffaws and screaming and yelling and all this kind of nonsense.
And then, the one that we always forget.
Corrine Jean-Pierre.
This is the hat trick.
This is the triple play.
This is the trifecta.
This is the one who doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.
There is not one person in the royal family who's a destarura, who's a gedrule.
Nobody!
They may be reprobates, they may have the morals of a house cat, or whatever it is, or a jackal, or some type of a rabid hyena, but they are not mental incompetence.
There is no one.
They don't have a Corinne Jean-Pierre.
There is not one person anywhere.
Anywhere.
They might have had questions about, you know what, George III, but that was a long time ago.
No.
We're the only countries.
So while we laugh at them, and mock them, and make fun of them, and chide them, and berate them, and all of that stuff, while we do that, while we do that, We have nobody.
Or they have nobody like us.
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That's all I'm going to say.
They're great people.
And help us.
Because they help us.
So you help them.
Helping us.
As we help each other.
Okay.
Don't ask me why.
But I can't get over the fact that we have incomprehensible people running our show.
And it's embarrassing.
It is...
Embarrassing.
We don't have...
My favorite guy.
My favorite...
Do you know...
Jacob Reese Mogg is my favorite.
Jacob Reese Mogg.
We don't have anyone like that.
We have Corinne Jean-Pierre with her book.
She opens up her book to find a page for something to read.
It's like the kid in the book report who doesn't know what she's talking about.
Somebody who's writing the bad essay.
This is just...
And she's the most literate sound.
You don't understand something.
Maybe you're just used to it.
Joe Biden's not here.
He's non-compass mentis.
He is wizened.
He is hobbled by decrepitude.
And it's sad.
It's beyond sad.
It's more sad.
It's more horrible than anything.
I mean, it's cascading.
It is careening out of control.
It's in free fall.
It's just incredible.
Now, he's got the degenerates.
The degenerates we have, oh, the British will compete with us in terms of reprobates, debauched satyrs.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
That's without a doubt.
But, but, in terms of these individuals, all of them are lucid.
All of them are literate.
Andrew!
By the way, you like Google?
Look up Lord Porchester.
When you talk about Andrew, spend a little time.
Do me a favor.
Look up Lord Porchester, or Porchy, as he used to be called.
Interesting.
Harry.
Harry's just confused.
Harry can speak English.
Harry doesn't have this...
Pseudobulbar affect.
This cacinating hebephrenia.
Screaming and yelling and howling and yammering and tittering for no particular reason.
None!
Wait, that's an American thing.
We have that.
We thought Dan Quayle years ago was out of his mind because he misspelled potato.
But now?
Oh my God.
So while you make fun of...
The royal family and the coronation and how stupid that is and how ridiculous that is and worse and much better.
Those people are literate.
They can speak English.
They sound good.
Even the kids, Louis and Caroline and the other one, Eddie or whatever his name is, these are the ones.
They sound, the kids, everyone.
They speak lucidly.
They seem somewhat Educated.
Not us.
No, no, no, no.
We got the White House occupant, Brandon.
We got Carmelita Harris laughing and saying nothing.
This circuitous, rambling nonsense.
And the celebration of humanity humanely is celebrated.
For what?
This circuitous.
This nonsense!
But Corinne Jean-Pierre, oh, and she comes up, and she opens her book, and they're asking, and she's trying to find, please let me find something, please.
They know what they're going to, remember something.
These people know what the press corps is going to ask.
Is it Peter Doocy?
Yeah, whatever.
Peter Doocy is not exactly, you know, Ed Witten.
You can kind of figure out what he's going to be saying ahead of time.
He's not the brain trust.
He's not going to throw a fastball at you.
You pretty much know what the issues are.
But not For Corinne Jean-Pierre.
Isn't she delightful?
Don't you just...
Seriously.
Isn't there a part...
Don't you just...
Don't you just laugh?
The delightful and wildly comical incoherence of Corinne Jean-Pierre.
I think she is wonderful.
I think she is terrific.
And I think she is probably the greatest example.
Of American incoherence that you have become habituated to and conditioned to and you don't even notice it anymore.
How about that?
Isn't that great?
Terrific.
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Alright, dear friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
Don't ever change.
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