Lionel Is Appearing at the Cutting Room January 14 2023
Wake the kids!
Jan. 4, 2023 - Lionel Nation
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| I'd like to cordially invite you to join me as I grace the portals and storm the stage of the heralded and storied New York venue, The Cutting Room, here in New York City on Saturday. | |
| Saturday, January 14th. | |
| Can you believe it? | |
| 2023. | |
| It's coming up. | |
| The tickets are on sale right now and they are listed below accordingly for you to click on. | |
| Now what is this about? | |
| First of all, think of this as TED Talks meets tragicomedy meets stand-up meets hee-haw meets the Ryman Auditorium meets reality. | |
| All congealed and all admixed in this form of entertainment called me. | |
| Now I have been doing stand-up. | |
| When it was stand-up for, oh my God, 30 years? | |
| Off and on, and what I'm seeing right now is a desire, a desire on the part of people to be entertained, to laugh, but not mocked, to laugh at the absurd. | |
| To laugh at the headlines. | |
| To laugh at what is going on. | |
| My act, as it were, writes itself. | |
| The day of the performance. | |
| Sometimes minutes before I hit the stage. | |
| Because whatever the world gives us, whatever we see, whatever we are, in essence, forced to endure, that's what I talk about. | |
| So here's the deal. | |
| Join me. | |
| January the 14th, in New York City's famed, fabled, storied cutting room for a night of entertainment, I am going to meet every single one of you, take pictures, shake hands, sign whatever documents you want, and it will be something you will never forget. |
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