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Dec. 31, 2022 - Lionel Nation
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The George Santos Matter
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Good day, my friends.
Good day.
And I say good day to my friends.
And good day to my friend.
You individually.
And you collectively.
Because you are part of a cellular unit called this thing of ours this morning.
And in addition, you are an individual who I respect more than you can imagine.
I want you to know a few things about yourself and you must grasp this.
You are a freak.
You are an alien.
There's a great Ronnie Hammond from the Atlanta Rhythm Section.
I always get them confused.
Amazing Rhythm Section, Amazing Rhythm Aces, Atlanta Rhythm Section, but sometimes I feel like an alien feeling like I don't belong because I do not belong in this world.
I do not fit in.
I've always known this my entire life.
I don't fit in.
And I do my best.
I just kind of get along and I, you know, okay.
I don't lose any sleep over it.
It's no big deal.
It's not the end of the world.
But I recognize this.
And I have been, you don't understand this.
I want you to grasp this.
There were pockets of time in my broadcasting career, broadcasting, where there were a few people here and there who got it.
But most didn't.
Most didn't.
And there were moments where I saw, yes, this is the way it should be.
Yes, I was a part of something that was so critical and important, and I saw it.
People of my generation can remember, I remember when AM radio really picked up when FM took it.
I remember when cassette went to A-track, and then later on, and CD.
I remember the advent of the internet, and email, and...
I mean, I did my moot court brief on an IBM Selectric with footnotes.
I've been through this and I've seen this.
I saw something which nobody saw, the power of talk radio when Rush Limbaugh came along and did things that nobody did.
And to an extent, and hats off to him, Howard Stern did more, even though right now he's a bit of a relic, but he did more.
To really change things.
It was revolutionary.
And I've seen it.
And I see things and I know what I'm talking about.
And it is as clear as day.
And what I am seeing is something which is so fascinating.
And that is the The right, I'm going to use these terms just for the sake of argument.
The right, the prototypical right, the dexterous, sinister, the right, this thing called the GOP, is being squeezed and compressed and it's being destroyed, it's being, I don't know what, by virtue of this thing called social media.
It's losing its mind.
It's losing its mind.
The left, the, we're going to use this as a term, not the DNC, not Joe Biden, not Adam Schiff, not AOC, not Nancy Pelosi, no, no, no.
That's over here.
The left, the shadow government left, Is playing the right perfectly.
And the right doesn't understand it.
The right doesn't see what's happening.
It doesn't happen.
And the people who fancy themselves as being conservatives don't understand it.
They don't see what's happening.
They don't grasp it.
They don't understand it.
They don't see it.
They are falling prey to the catnip, the low-hanging fruit, the easily processed foods.
They don't understand it.
They don't.
And I'm telling you right now, and I want to...
I'm going to be going into this in great detail only if you're able to understand it January the 14th at the Cutting Room here in New York City.
It's the only time.
It's the only...
I mean, it'd be nice to do that, but I've got to be honest with you.
You can't go into a club and have people understand this.
They don't understand this.
I've got to be very select with this.
That's why I'm inviting you.
People say, why would you do this more often?
Because I can't find audiences to understand this.
I'm sorry.
It's like if I do Esperanto, I can be great at that, but nobody speaks Esperanto.
Nobody speaks this.
There's the link.
The link's right here in the description.
January 14th at the cutting room.
I want to meet you, see you, and I want to go in and give you something.
We even got our little cards.
Pass out cards.
A microphone.
Interactive.
Immersive.
It's multiple.
Nobody does this.
That's them.
Let me give you an example.
As you know, I tend to think differently than most people.
And I think in layers.
I think in layers.
In strata.
That's what I do.
I do it.
I admit it.
I know I do it.
And if I went to work For the shadow government, the invisible government, the police state, intel state, shadow government, ruling class, the invisible government, the people who run the world, not the deep state, not the deep state.
That word is kind of like, well, I think sometimes it's used too much.
Like the word woke is used too much.
But for purposes of this, if I worked for them and I went to the deep state, I said, I want to work for you.
I know how to get these people.
You do?
I know how to get these people.
Well, what would you do?
Let me tell you what I would do.
You ready for this?
Here's what I would do.
Just let me do this, huh?
I'll let you do it.
Okay, good, good, good.
Here's what I'm going to do.
We're going to do a story how the Cumberland County School Board in Miners Point, Ohio.
I don't know where that is.
I don't care where that is.
But here's the story.
Write this down.
The school board of the Cumberland County is going to change at their high school.
It's a small town.
They're going to take their high school.
And by the way, I picked this school because the mascot name Was the Minutemen.
Something that's revolutionary because the right has a composite of people who just thrive in this Thomas Paine Minutemen kind of world.
They just go nuts over that.
It's like a fetish.
They Gadsden flag.
They talk a great game.
They don't know what the hell they're talking about, but they talk a great game.
And they're considered the conspiracy people.
See, to explain the right, you've got the Fox News group, which is just like, it's like cable news.
You have underneath that, like the Bannon group.
Because Bannon creates this world where he's like in charge of this super secret Kind of paramilitary, right-wing.
We're going to fight the war in the war room, and we're in the war room.
Excuse me.
We're in the room, and we're in the room with the war, and this, and fighting the...
Okay, we got that.
Then you have other groups of people.
You've got the Shapiros, and the Charlie Kirks, and they're like more niche groups.
They go to colleges and get some poor...
Kid to ask you.
I don't know.
I'm a communist.
Are you a communist?
What?
And then you get these hyperbolic faux Christian.
You got that group over there.
Then you got the beauty queens.
Hey, y 'all.
I'm a God-fearing conservative with my family.
You got that group.
You got all these other people.
And then you got the other people.
You got the gun group.
And you've got...
The...
We used to have these other folks.
We have these other...
We have...
I don't want to say the...
There are the...
And I want to say this without a reason back.
There is the conspiracy theorist group.
That's what they're called.
There really is no conspiracy.
But they're the most interesting.
By far.
By far.
Their whole thing is like...
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
See?
See?
What?
See?
Fractional Reserve Banking.
Rockefeller.
Trilateral Commission.
Jacques Fresco.
That's an inside joke to my buddy watching.
What are they talking about?
I don't know, but they're always like, I know something you don't know.
I'm like the elite of the elite.
I'm Delta Force In-Q-Tel really.
Okay?
So those are all the factions of the right.
The left is one group.
One group.
One thing.
They hate Trump.
That's why they're solidified.
They're the best.
Let me go back to what I said.
So I'm going to go back to this school.
Hypothetically, it's called the Cumberland...
Whatever.
And for a hundred years, the mascot's been the Minutemen.
Okay?
But I'm going to change that to the trans...
No, not trans.
The drag...
No, the fems.
I'm going to give it a name like the fems.
And it will be drag queens.
That will be the mascot.
Drag queen.
I'll give it a name.
It won't be obvious.
I won't call it that.
The John Waters.
Oh, we're going to change the name to the John Waters.
And we're going to have pictures in the hallway of Divine Renee Richards Christine Jorgensen Charles Nelson I mean, we're going to do this deliberately.
I'm not done yet.
We're going To move, this is all hypothetical, we're going to ask that the football team be disbanded, because first of all, it is too binary, too heteronormative, and too, you can throw another one, not violent, but too whatever it was.
And you're going to drive these people.
Then, we're going to go into the library, or library.
And we're going to remove all of the books like the Bible.
We're going to put in everything you can imagine.
And, I mean, we're just going to go crazy.
Now, here's what's going to happen.
You ask yourself, well, why would you do that?
And again, in my hypothetical, this is called a thought experiment, I'm going to the Democrats, or whoever the shadow government is, And I don't know where, Basel, Switzerland, I don't know where their headquarters are, but I'm at the board, I'm at the big media, big table, they say, well, why do you want to do this?
I go, well, it's very simple.
What will happen is, you've got to understand something.
The GOP today has the attention span, not of a gnat, because even a gnat has the attention span.
They are just smell.
It's like a dog will always eat, no matter what.
It's like, I just fed you.
What's that?
I want that.
They just eat everything.
And these people will absolutely run immediately to the scent, to this.
And they will go crazy.
And the first...
The first thing you have to do is you have to go to Fox News.
You've got to get this crew of simpletons to immediately jump on it.
Immediately, because they are front, they are the official spokesperson of this first tier, this very significant tier of the GOP.
You've got to have them do this.
You've got to have them do this.
You got that?
Very, very important.
Very, very, very critical.
Okay?
You've got to have them do that.
Then, their subordinates, and this is another group of people, these are people who are wannabe stars, who are vying for, they would love to get on Fox News, but there's just not enough room, but that's it.
And they're basically beauty queen wannabes.
Cheerleaders, beauty queens, You know, mermaids, whatever.
People who just want, they want ostensibly to be the voice of conservatives, but that's not it.
They want to be, they want the filter and the whole, okay, you got that.
Then you got the, kind of the young, sort of the young doofus types who want to be the next jock.
You know, I'm going to be the next, like when Bill O 'Reilly was something, he wants to be the next.
You know, Hannity or something, whatever it is.
You got that group.
And then you got other people as well who want to just go around and just be the whatever.
The second group, the second tier is the social media group who just go out of their way to say, oh, this is fantastic.
And they love this because, number one, it's easy to explain, easy to understand, and easy to process.
You see, When you have somebody in a hospital, let's say, God forbid, you've got your relative and they're not doing very well.
Or they're sick.
Or you're sick.
You're in bed and your mom...
What does your mother bring you?
Popsicles, pudding, you know, soup.
Something easy.
Nothing very easy to process.
Easy to digest.
No kale salads.
No roughage for you.
No corn on the cob.
No, no, no, no.
Pudding.
Maybe a Pop-Tart is about as complicated.
That's what these people love.
And they love this.
Again, this is the second tier now.
Social media, which are probably more and more.
Not in the Rogan group, because he's over here.
But the second tier is this.
You've either got, again, the beauty queen wannabe, who just want to be like, am I sexy or what?
And I'm moral.
And I've got, okay, you've got that.
Then you've got kind of the ruffian.
I've got a weird hat.
I've got a lot of tattoos.
I'm yelling and screaming.
Whatever.
Or, they're also, maybe, I mentioned before, the hyper-conspiracy group people, they don't, they don't work in this.
But, but, but they're there.
They're there.
And we should think about this for a moment.
Let this sink in.
I've thrown it, because I've been hitting it now for 16 minutes straight with this stuff.
And you don't.
You're not ready.
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This is important.
This is something which I cannot say to you enough.
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Okay?
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Now, I also want to tell you something, which is the one that, to me, is the mother of them all.
This is the part that just kills me.
And I don't know how to say this.
I don't know how to get people's attention other than this.
But, if I were...
And I've told you this.
If I were going to show you the best way to take out a country, and I'm going to say, listen, I want to do this, but I don't want to kill anybody.
Okay.
Okay, fair enough.
What can you do?
Let me put a nice EMP blast and show people what it's all about.
Oh, there's no such thing as that.
I saw a lecture one time with...
What's his name?
Wolsey?
He explained exactly this.
And you can call it Iran, you can call it Russia, whoever.
Whatever scenario makes you say, okay, I can buy that.
Now right now, I've put the link up there.
There is a company called, from the Midwest, EMP Shield.
And they've invented a device that you can hook up to your vehicle or your home that protects you against the threat of EMPs.
Now, what's important for you to understand is that this is an electromagnetic pulse, which I think you know all about this.
Now, they've undergone testing at Keystone Compliance, a military certified facility, and is listed by the Department of Homeland Security.
I've put the URL link here.
It's called EMP Shield.
I don't know about you, but it's one of these...
Sometimes when something is too obvious, it gets too scary.
And I understand that people say, okay, I don't know.
But I just gave you two pieces of information.
EMP Shield and PrepareWithLionel.com.
I don't know how much any more obvious I can be.
Seriously.
I mean, everything else is like, okay, I can live without that.
Not that.
Now let me go back.
Tulsi Gabbard creeps me out.
Out.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't know what it is, but I have an alarm here.
It's called a phony alarm.
A BS alarm.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
And it just is redlining.
Redlining.
And if you can't see that, you're not paying attention.
This is somebody that they brought in and says, you're going to be, now that, I guess, whoever's on vacation, we're going to bring you in.
We're going to try to glam here.
Put the filter on.
Get that Cary Lake filter.
You know what I mean?
Put that thing on.
And you just go there.
You give that Lily Munster look.
You know, that Yvonne DiCarlo thing.
And we're going to give you George Santos.
They make it look like she did all the research and she unveiled this.
Now this guy is a pathological, serial liar.
At levels that would even make the Democrats say, wow!
Wow!
And he is.
Make no mistake about it.
He is good.
Or bad, depending upon what a liar is.
He's serious.
I mean, serious, serious.
Off the chart line.
Off the charts!
Holocaust Jewish investment bank.
I mean, I don't even know if the guy's name is true.
I don't even know who he is.
So let me ask you a question.
Stop right there.
Going back to my original scenario.
If I met with the demon-crats, And I told them, you put this thing in with drag queens, they'll go crazy.
Republicans would stop doing everything they were doing to talk about this crazy class, that school that nobody cares about.
Because I got news for you.
Nobody has seen any drag queens.
They don't exist.
Oh, they do here and there, maybe.
But it was perfect.
I mean, I know people in the world of child predation, instead of going after real stuff, they're just, that's all they talk about.
And it was perfect.
They took the bait, and they went for it.
It's like the barrel man, or the rodeo clown.
When the rider is thrown, and the bull goes in, you send in the car, hey, over here!
And the mole says, what's that?
Ooh, I'll take that guy.
Meanwhile, you drag this guy off.
You tend to him.
Distraction.
Diversion.
Republicans can't do it.
They are so filled with a sense of moral.
Oh my God.
And if it's easy, remember, you've got Grandpa is in his hospital bed.
Grandpa, what would you like to eat?
Chicken satay?
No.
Pudding.
Jell-O.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy to digest.
Easy to take.
Simple.
It's got a little cup.
A little spoon.
Look at that.
That's what the Republicans love.
That's Fox News.
Here we go.
Look.
Oh, look at this.
They disbanded the police department because they thought they should be defunded.
You want some more of this?
This is easy.
This is good.
Here's a...
I don't know what.
Pick whatever the thing is.
And they're giving more...
Well, they don't talk...
Put it this way.
They don't talk about money going to Ukraine.
But they talk about it not being accounted for.
See, they stay away from that.
Because they're as wedded to the military-industrial neocon complex as you can imagine.
But pick something simple.
And here, baby.
This is Fox News.
And Joe Biden and his wife on a vacation.
And you know what else he did?
And Hunter Biden.
Hunter Biden, yes!
You like that, Hunter Biden.
Yes!
You like that laptop story, don't you?
That went nowhere.
Okay, this is good.
Oh, this is good.
Notice how Trump is becoming like, yeah, yeah.
Was that Trump?
As we're driving around, yeah.
You see, what they do is very simple.
Here's George Santos.
So let's take, let's take Lily Munster, bring her on.
This is your chance.
This is your chance to, you know, now that Tucker's gone, you can get in there.
And let's go after this Santos guy.
Why?
Why?
You never attack your own.
What the DNC would have done, what the Democrats would have done, they would have said nothing.
Let me ask you something.
You ever hear the Democrats talk about Hunter Biden?
No.
You ever hear about that?
No.
And by the way, 133 likes?
What is the matter with you people?
133 likes?
You've got to like this thing.
Don't you understand?
We're fighting for you.
You've got to understand something.
Nobody likes me.
The left doesn't like me.
The right doesn't like me.
The Republicans don't like me.
The Democrats don't like me.
Nobody likes me.
And I don't think a lot of people here like me too.
So that's why we've got to break the door down with algorithms.
Because I speak the truth to you.
I speak the truth to you.
I tell you the truth.
I don't care if people like this.
I don't care.
But the Democrats, I respect them.
They would have said, anybody mentions anything about George Santos, that's it.
We'll take care of this.
All right, buddy, you're out.
Boom.
George Santos, one day, he starts his car, and who knows?
They'll just get rid of him.
Just dispatch George Santos.
That's it.
Period.
And there's Tulsi Gabbard.
She didn't investigate anything.
She read a prompter.
They gave it to her and said, now's your chance.
And she, I think somebody said, I think she sat in again and repeated what she did.
Repeated because I actually made a point.
Hey, look at me.
I made a point.
You made a point?
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I'm just making a point.
You're eating your own.
You're destroying your own.
You don't do this.
What's the matter with you?
You ignore it.
Let the Democrats talk about it.
Bring them in.
Bring them in.
Don't you understand this?
You don't say anything.
And what they would have done is, just like this, and they don't talk about it.
Here's a classic.
Barry Weiss.
You fell for that nonsense.
And Matt Taibbi?
And how come the Democrats aren't talking about the fact that Twitter had members of the intel community basically move in and tell them what to do?
Don't say a word.
Well, how come nobody from the mainstream media are talking about that?
Don't say a word.
How come?
And the Republicans kept talking about this over and over.
And the Democrats said, don't say anything.
Let them waste their time as we move on.
That's the right for you.
That's the right.
Oh, they're so right.
Oh, Barry Weiss.
Oh, she's...
Barry Weiss was handed a tranche of information from Elon Musk, who is a genius of geniuses.
He's kayfabe, 100%.
He's wrestling.
This is the business.
He's a worker.
I'm going to quit.
Anybody talk about that?
You said you were going to quit.
I know I did.
Wait a minute.
Elon, you said...
If people voted for you, yeah, but those were bots.
But you know they were bots.
Yeah, I know.
But you said you're going to quit.
I know.
But you're not quitting.
I know.
So what?
And the GOP, they're like, I had a cat one time with a flashlight.
We didn't pen.
Just right into the wall.
By the way, cats are great because you can just, dogs are so stupid, they never get upset.
Did you ever put a piece of scotch tape?
On a cat's paw, try that.
It'll go like...
It will move...
It'll like...
What the hell?
It'll hit speeds you've never seen before.
But I could have a light and this thing would run into the wall.
It would follow this thing no matter what.
It's a GLP.
And here comes...
Here comes Lily Munster.
Come on!
And you're going to read the prompter.
Where's the prompter?
Over there, it tells you.
Okay.
You read this about George Santos.
Here are your questions.
Well, can you tell us why you lied about it?
You're not a Jew, but you're Jewish.
Two nights in a row, the Democrats are saying, I can't believe they did this.
I can't believe they did this.
They're doing it too.
That's all they've got.
They're eating their own.
They're consuming.
They're killing.
Killing their own!
Democrats would have said nothing.
You would want CNN to go crazy.
How come nobody said anything?
Nobody say a word.
If I run the GOP, anybody mention Santos?
Anybody, including you, Fox, the unofficial statement, you're a grease spot on Pennsylvania Avenue tomorrow.
You got that?
You'll never work again.
Nobody say anything.
Now, of course, social media, what are you going to do?
Who knows?
Because YouTube in particular, have you noticed?
I just discovered this.
I love the...
I get into a new subject matter.
For example, have you noticed the world of organized crime shows?
Yeah, you're a rat.
No, you're a rat.
No, he's a rat.
You're a rat.
Who's a rat?
You're a rat.
I'm not a rat.
You're a rat.
Every show is who's a rat, you're a rat.
Everybody's talking about how they're not a rat.
Have you seen this?
There's a million of them.
Say four people.
Who is this guy?
You're not in the life.
I'm in the life.
You're in the life.
Who's in the life?
He's in the life.
You're a rat.
You're a rat in the life.
You're a rat.
You never were in the life.
I never said I got my button.
Never said I was made by my rat.
How can I be a rat if I'm not in the life?
And that goes on.
That's over here.
You know the newest thing I've discovered?
Watch.
Have you seen this?
Where this came from?
You get these British, Scottish, profane...
I'm going to go to this guy to buy an $80,000, $100,000 Paddock Philippe.
I'm going to go to this guy.
Who are these pirates?
What is it?
It's a Rolex!
This is watch appraisal?
Yes.
Watches?
Have you seen this?
It's the greatest.
Where did this come from?
If I told you, I'm hooked on it.
And they all yell at each other.
Every time you hear something, if you want a high-suffer panic, or a leap, or an honor, or an hublo, Explosions.
A million views.
A million views over a watch?
What's going on here?
I love it.
I love it.
What is happening?
YouTube is the greatest.
Here's the latest, the shorts.
Okay, let me tell you how I'm going to make a steak.
Ready?
Here we go.
Brown, brown.
And you take a piece of meat and you throw it down.
And you throw it down.
And you score it.
And the garlic powder.
And like this.
And you put it in a fryer pan.
Boom, boom, boom.
It's the same story over and over.
You're cooking a steak in direct heat.
So what?
What are you doing?
Ten million hits.
What?
What is it?
Ten million.
He throws it down.
What?
This is where we are today.
This is what social media are about.
These weird pockets of distraction.
These weird...
Boutique issues.
I love these.
And all of a sudden I'm discovering this.
How many times did you ever do this one?
He's not a natty.
Are you a natty?
What is this show?
Who's using steroids?
You don't know.
He's natty.
Are you natty?
I'm not natty.
He's not a natty.
Well, I think he's a natty.
Well, he's not a natty.
Millions.
How about this?
Here's how to do a push-up.
You're kidding me.
You're kidding me.
No, you're probably doing a push-up wrong.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
You got to do it like this.
It's a million views.
Oh, my God.
Can I say something?
I'm just throwing things at you right now.
This has nothing to do with anything.
You're going to hear me say this, and you're going to say, what the hell is this guy talking about?
But I've got to tell you, I want to meet.
There are people that I wish I could meet in life.
I wish I could have met Art Tatum.
I wish I could have met Leonardo da Vinci.
But I want to meet somebody who said, years ago, I've got an idea.
What?
I've got these eyelashes.
They were part of a Disney routine.
They go out like here.
They look like Flossie.
They're ridiculous.
These curly, big, big eyelashes.
They look like a Borden's Dairy, like a Flossie the Cow, kind of like a Disney character.
They said, put these on...
I'm going to get this gal named Cardi B, and I'm going to say, listen Cardi, do me a favor.
If you can somehow...
What is this?
It's an eyelash.
Fake eyelashes.
These look stupid.
I know they look stupid.
But listen.
If you can...
I'll give you a million, billion dollars.
If you can get people to wear this.
Who's going to wear this?
They're heavy.
You can't see.
Please.
Please, Cardi B. Did Cardi B start those, I think?
I think she did.
I don't know.
That's all I see.
That's all I see.
The other day we stumbled into a Sephora.
You ever been to a Sephora?
That's another world.
It's another world.
Now these are people who are beauty.
Beauty!
They're beauty people.
Covered in tats.
What are you going to do?
And this woman walked by.
I think it was a woman.
I don't know.
I don't think it matters.
Walked by and had the Flossy, you know, the Cardi B eyelash that were so...
I'm surprised her lids.
She's going to have, like the epicantus, they're going to have to have surgery because they're going to have this sleepy look from having to tug around overnight.
This happened.
So let me go back.
Let me repeat.
We're going after George Santos for reasons I don't understand.
There were people screaming at each other over watch appraisals and whether this Oyster Perpetual is fake and this one is not.
Watch repair.
Watch repair.
Millions of people.
Who has $40,000 to pay?
This is insane.
Then we have the meat people and those.
Then the mob.
Tell me, just go see any of the mob shows.
They are...
It's the same four people saying the same thing.
It's fantastic.
And I don't know why.
And I think the reason why I like it is because it's so...
They're not professional...
Whatever that means.
Broadcaster type.
But they speak in this very authentic way.
It's just...
The other day they had...
And I'll get off the topic.
I know because I'm losing you.
I realize this.
But I'm used to it.
They had Sammy the Bull on a scavenger hunt for Christmas.
This is a killer.
Now, do you think one day we're going to see serial killer channels?
Real serial killers.
Somehow there'll be some dispensation where they say, well, they're on a live.
But they can do a YouTube channel where we will elevate Actual living life incarcerated serial killers to talk about maybe watch appraisal or I swear to you you have more YouTube permutations of things that I'm gobsmacked by
the level of whatever it is.
Which brings us right back to where we were.
Now, GOP, I know you're not listening to me.
You don't care because I'm not a Republican.
I will never be a Republican.
I'll never be a member of any party ever again.
I was a Democrat years ago.
Because, you know, they kind of seemed like they were rational.
This was way before.
But I thought, no.
I know you don't like me.
But you are handing this.
To the Democrats, or whatever these people are.
You don't know how people work.
You don't know how people work.
This is too confusing for you.
You're still debating whether Ronna McDaniel is a good choice to lead you.
You don't even know that.
You can't even pick a Speaker of the House.
You are worthless.
I know.
Because I know people.
If I understand watch appraisal, mob shows, Professional wrestling and Lily Munster and can bring them all together.
I'm the person you need, but guess what?
I'm not for sale.
If I had to really use my genius, my organizational genius, I'd go to the Democrats because they get stuff done.
Let me ask you a question.
Right now, very simply this.
What is the one accomplishment that the Republicans have had?
Please put this down right now.
Please do this.
Please, please, I beg you, just tell me, what is it?
And by the by, let me just tell you something right now, which is the most important.
While you do that, I want to talk about my guy, that's right, my guy, Mike Lindell.
Somebody called him Mike Lindell.
I said they say Lionel.
I get that a lot of times.
Lionel.
I say Vinyl.
Vinyl, Lionel.
But Mike Lindell.
This man.
Have you gone?
Forget your watch appraisal.
If you've got $80,000 to blow on a watch, I suggest you take your $80,000 and you go to MyPillow.com.
Promo code Lionel.
And you load up on Giza sheet beds, MyPillow Percales, go to the Overstock sale, MySlippers, which are their biggest seller of all.
Go to the MyPillow towel sets, sandals, plush blankets.
How about the mattress sleep systems, mattress toppers, down blankets, towels.
How about the body pillows with a body pillowcase?
Gossamer blankets, MyPillow quilts, throw blankets, waffle blankets, down comforters, duvet covers.
Shall I go on?
Pet blankets, pet beds, dog beds, ferret beds.
MyPillow.com.
Promo code Lionel.
And if you want an actual phone number, I don't blame you.
800-645-4965.
800.
645-4965.
So let me ask you something.
What does that mean?
What did the Republicans do?
Nothing.
Nothing.
So I don't want to hear anything about 2022.
George Santos was played poorly because they handed it to Lily Munster and they said, you go ahead, you go ahead and do this.
I would have said nothing.
I would have immediately done...
And, and, and I would have said, George, you stay right where you are.
No special prosecutor.
Is anybody prosecuting Joe Biden?
Anybody prosecuting Hunter Biden?
No.
Now, before I forget, I want you to do me a big, big, big, big, big favor.
Right now, First of all, I'm going to give you Mrs. L's YouTube channel.
She is the queen of radio.
You have no idea.
She was doing a piece last night.
She goes in and she just takes over a show.
She's phenomenal.
This is her YouTube channel.
I want you to go, click this on, and you will immediately go to the subscription line.
It's a special link.
Go right now.
Go to her link right there.
You got that?
And believe me when I tell you this, she is the only one, the only one who is talking about kids and not out trying to play Name That Tune.
Alright, I'm sorry.
There she is.
There's her.
Linz Warrior.
Write that down.
This is her link.
This is her link.
At Linz Warriors.
In fact, I'll make it even easier for you.
Make it even easier for you.
Here.
Here's the whole link.
You just do this.
There we go.
She did a piece right now.
There was an article, and I just did one.
This was an open letter to Bob Iger from the Parents Television and Media Council.
Our colleagues.
Her colleagues, their colleagues.
And it is an adult way of looking at this.
And, and, are people talking about this?
No.
What they're talking about is specifically drag queens still and things that are kind of like, again, low-hanging fruit.
You got that?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
You better understand what I'm saying.
This is serious business.
And right now, here it is.
That's my link right there.
At Lionel Media.
So that's it.
I did some beautiful, oh, some wonderful, wonderful stuff for the private channel.
I can spend time.
I also did some music.
One of the things I do, which is important as well, which I really enjoy doing quite, quite a bit, is I do my video.
I have a little reference point.
But I always give you A referred music.
I talk a little bit about music and what it is that I handle and what it is that I want you to know.
And I talked today about it can be everything from rock guitar, blues, chicken picking to...
But I gave you two pieces today.
One is on George Shearing, the great pianist, and Art Tatum.
Both blind, but Art Tatum...
If you've never heard him before, I explain.
He should be on Mount Rushmore.
Also, with the death of Pelé yesterday, there is no one.
I did a tribute to him as well, but for different reasons.
It's not the usual take.
There is nobody in our constellation of sports stars that in any way can even come close to him or what he was.
Nothing.
There is no corollary to what he was.
None.
It doesn't exist.
He is without peer.
He was the most famous sports star in the history of the human species.
Historically.
Planetarily.
I want you to understand it.
He's not the Beatles.
He's not Sinatra.
He is I don't want to say God, but he is it.
He's it.
There is no corollary.
And when you ask Americans who was the greatest athlete, they'll say, Muhammad Ali?
No!
Pele.
Mr. Nascimento.
All right, my friends.
It's Christmas Eve tomorrow night, so you know what that means.
I call it Christmas Eve.
It's New Year's Eve.
It's also known as New Year's Eve.
Please don't drink and drive.
You might hit a bump, spell it a drink.
Do not do that.
Amateur night.
Stay off the road.
Stay off the road.
Alright, we'll see you tomorrow.
Have a great and glorious time.
Thank you so much for being with us.
See you tomorrow.
Same bad time, same bad channel at 9 a.m. Eastern Time.
And don't forget, don't forget, as I always end with this valedictory, this denouement, this sayonara, this adios.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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