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Dec. 25, 2022 - Lionel Nation
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Christmas Eve 2022

More critical the observance than ever.

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Good day, my friends.
Good day.
Good day.
Happy.
Happy Christmas Eve to you.
Good day to you.
A happy Christmas Eve.
A happy Hanukkah.
A happy everything to you.
To you, I wish to you a happy, happy, merry Christmas.
To you, I wish to you.
Indeed, to you.
This I wish.
This I wish to you.
Okay?
Now that we got that out of the way, what the hell does this mean?
I have no idea.
What is a merry Christmas?
What does it mean?
I have no idea.
When I say to you, merry Christmas, What does that mean?
I'm serious.
I'm not trying to be cute.
I'm not trying to be problematic.
I don't know what it means.
I have no idea.
What are you supposed to do?
Do you know what Christmas is about?
I guess.
Are we going to talk about whether people say holidays?
No, please don't.
I do know that they are trying their best.
I found out that there was a New York institution.
I'm not going to mention it because I just don't want to.
But they were told to have no Christmas references whatsoever.
Don't even have a snowflake.
A snowflake may be somehow connected to Christmas for reasons I don't know.
But I think we all know.
I think we all know.
And I think the good part about Christmas is to be able to say, where we turn to people and say, Happy New Year, Merry Christmas.
Or we just say something.
Say something nice.
That's the best part about it.
Or we just say something nice to each other.
It's like, Happy Birthday.
Have a great birthday.
Happy.
That's it.
Right?
Happy New Year.
Merry Christmas.
Happy Birthday.
Maybe happy anniversary, even if you get one of those.
But you don't say, happy Veterans Day.
No.
Happy Fourth of July.
No.
It's not a happy, I mean, it's a collective thing.
But this is one, and I still don't know what we're supposed to be doing.
Do you know?
What is it?
Do you also notice how, maybe you've noticed this as well, some of the Christmas music sometimes, It's either beautiful or you feel suicidal.
It feels like the strangest combination.
I heard these ones here.
Have a holly jolly Burl Ives.
Dear God, Burl Ives has been with me my whole life.
Have a holly jolly Christmas.
Okay.
That's a nice one.
But I heard a pericoma one.
Oh my God.
I'll be home for Christmas or something.
I thought.
This could be a very serious end to a scene of the end.
Some guy sitting in a flat with a string hanging from us.
Now, let me ask you a question.
Let's share some stuff.
Have you ever had, going back in your life, not going into detail, because you know, life is a series of ups and downs.
Have you ever had a moment, like a dark part of your life?
Have you ever had a dark, really dark part?
And right around Christmas, where you're thinking, oh no, it's even worse.
By virtue of the happiness, which is supposedly attendant to the notion of Christmas.
But have you yourself felt that?
Have you ever had a bad, bad things weren't going well for a variety of reasons?
And I'm not laughing about this.
Life is this panoply of everything.
It's this pastiche, this myriad.
This incredible mosaic of a lot of stuff that's really, you know, ups and downs.
But just give me an idea.
I'm just curious.
Give me a one.
Have you ever had one of those?
A really bad one.
Bad part of your life.
Bad.
Oh, God.
You have to.
You have to understand this.
Look at this.
We have a happy Merry Christmas from Moscow.
Thank you so much.
From a Leonel.
And remember our Ukrainian brothers and sisters, our Muscovites, our European friends.
We are friends.
We love the world.
We are part of the human symphony.
This human symphony of conviviation.
That's what we are.
We don't know war.
We don't know borders.
We don't know any of that stuff.
We want the best for everyone.
And that is precisely right.
That is precisely what it is.
Understand that.
Recognize this fact.
Recognize this.
Waffle House Christmas.
Let me tell you something.
Waffle House, years ago, my dad and I, we were just...
We were going to Waffle House when I was a kid.
And they had this one thing that had...
There was a guy behind...
These have this thing that said, if we...
Make a mistake with the addition.
If we miscalibrate, I guess, your bill, it's free.
Who makes a mistake?
They used to actually add it up.
You remember that?
This is the Waffle House.
And I'd love to sit at the counter.
And I'd love to see this guy with a toothpick and a white paper cap and a t-shirt.
And he'd throw some oil on the griddle.
It was a griddle.
And he'd have four or five different orders.
I was...
I loved it.
The Waffle House, the Hash Browns.
Remember that?
The Hash Browns?
Oh, my God.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
In Florida, we had a thing called Royal Castle.
Royal Castle was kind of like...
It wasn't like Crystal.
It wasn't like White Castle, but it was Royal Castle.
And it was...
Oh my God.
I used to love that stuff.
I used to love to watch that.
Well, right now it's 10 degrees or 9 degrees in New York City.
Very, very cold.
And we are planning on doing a variety of things today.
And by the way, thank you very much for allowing me to...
Start an hour later for reasons that I think we can understand.
You can probably understand what's going on.
Look at this.
The great Hattiesburg Waffle House fire beware.
Those were wonderful times.
My friends in Connecticut every year send us these wonderful pecans that are they're just cinnamon and just wonderful.
Absolutely wonderful.
We got our ed up, our tree.
Look at this.
Sadie says, Merry Christmas.
See, isn't it 16 centigrade here?
Now Nick, I don't know that centigrade stuff.
I don't know that.
But I guess that sounds pretty cold.
Look at this.
Merry Christmas to you and yours and all of us.
Greetings from China.
We're from China.
Is that beautiful?
Let's do...
We haven't done this in so long, dear friends.
Let's do a roll call.
Where are you from?
We've got Moscow, China.
And by the way, B, don't give us your address, but give us a name.
We're in China.
We love our great fellow Chinese friends.
Friends.
The great people.
One of the three important civilizations of all time.
Oh, there's Billy Pierce.
Kayfabe, do you?
Look at this.
Where is everyone?
21 centigrade with the heating on.
Queensland.
Oh!
My Antipodean friends.
The wonderful.
Isn't that a wonderful word?
Antipodean.
Antipodean.
It's such a wonderful term.
And Tiffany and me referring to Australia and New Zealand.
Love these wonderful people.
Love the Australians.
Love them.
Look at this.
Here we have Cincinnati, Montpellier, or I'm kidding, Vermont, Jamestown, North Carolina, Vancouver, Tahuya.
I love that.
Tahuya.
Sounds like a name when you're clearing your throat.
Just kidding, of course.
Washington Heights.
New York City.
Ellicott City, Maryland.
Brooklyn.
Largo.
Oh, Largo.
Pinellas County.
Wales.
Swansea.
Look at this.
Cleveland.
Cleve-land.
Interesting spelling like cleve.
Detroit.
Bob Seger Country.
Indianapolis.
Old Seminole Heights.
Oh, I knew it well.
That was kind of where I grew up in that.
That was my neck of the woods.
Right around Lowry Park and Sly and North Boulevard and all that.
I remember the Florida Avenue right by six.
Seminole Heights.
Florida Palm Coast.
Very good.
Not Palm Beach.
Very good.
Look at this.
Isn't this wonderful?
Manta, Ecuador.
Portland, Maine.
UK, England, North, Londonium.
Danville, Illinois.
Not to be confused with Denville, New Jersey.
Jupiter, Florida.
That was big.
As you know, Burt Reynolds country.
Crystal River.
Oh, yeah.
Haslam's Bookstore parking lot.
Oh, my God.
Haslam's used to be this great...
St. Pete was wonderful.
I remember that well.
Remember Bertha Layton?
Who remembers Bertha Layton's vitamin store?
FEMA Region 9, the Berkshires, Niagara Falls.
Slowly I turn!
There is a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful...
There's so much great stuff.
Brooklyn.
Is Brooklyn still hip?
By the way, is that like this...
I was really kind of Brooklyn-ed out.
I really was going to tell you, because all the hipsters were there, and I wouldn't have nothing to do with Brooklyn.
But Brooklyn is just...
Brooklyn would be, what, the seventh largest country, I think, in the nation?
Medford, Maine, 11 degrees.
It seems so many states have a Danville.
You know, it's funny you say that.
That is correct.
Nick Moore.
Also, in New Jersey, not that you wouldn't care about this.
Oh, Lana's in Moscow.
Bless your heart.
In New Jersey, they have Washington.
Washington is either a city, a township, a village, a hamlet, a neck of the woods.
I mean, there's like 40 different Washingtons and Dovers.
How about the name?
Ho-Hocus.
Isn't that a great name?
Hocus, Pocus, and Ho-Hocus.
Yes, Nancy said, it used to be super cool.
I hope that changes because the worst thing to do is when something becomes cool all of a sudden.
I don't like that.
When something becomes cool, it becomes a novelty.
And when something is a novelty, it destroys the whole notion of what all of that means.
You know what I'm talking about?
Who remembers, dear friends, who remembers...
Ah, Merry Christmas to you, Lana.
I mean that.
That's to you, honey.
I mean that.
Who remembers the great dragnet?
Remember, what was his name?
Not Pedrito.
The kid who stole Juancito, Pedrito, whatever.
He stole the...
Well, there was a missing...
Jesus.
Baby Jesus.
Remember this?
And Joe Friday and Bill Gannon went looking for it.
They apparently had nothing better to do.
It was a missing Jesus.
This was in L.A. And there was this Juancito, Pedro, whatever his name was.
And this kid, and they said, well, Father, you know, it was this fellow who played every bad guy.
Joe...
Jack Webb had like four or five friends and they played.
There was a Rachel Candles lady.
What was her name?
Virginia.
Virginia something.
But she was a Rachel Candles lady.
There was this.
Anyway.
The baby Jesus is missing from the manger.
And this little kid shows up later on at the end of the show with Jesus in the two-way Florida.
Yes.
In the He says that he prayed to the baby Jesus for a new wagon.
And he also said that he promised the baby Jesus that if he got a new red wagon, he'd be the first one in the trip.
You won't go to prison.
Anyway, and then Jack Webb would always say, well, I know one thing for sure.
What's that?
I know one child who's going to be grateful.
Loved Dragnet.
Saw every Dragnet there ever was.
Millions of times.
Millions!
Millions!
Dragnet.
The greatest.
Well, I know one thing.
What's that, Joe?
Who talks like that?
Anyway, Juancito.
Juancito Enrique Lebron Sanchez Jr.
Oh, my God.
Eve of Christmas.
Greetings to all of you thinkers in the chat.
You know who you are.
This is from D, by the way.
D, bless your heart.
Thank you.
You know, Two Egg in Florida.
We had Christmas Florida.
We have Cadillac, Switzerland.
Anybody ever go to, not Danimor, to...
Oh, God.
The name of the...
Casa Dega.
Casa Dega was the part of the city in Florida where it was one big psychic enclave.
Casa Dega.
Me entiende, oíte?
Think of this.
Me TV every morning.
Misfit.
I'm telling you, I love it.
I watch 714.
You know that?
Remember that?
Mark 7, 714.
Babe Ruth.
The film was funny with Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks.
Not even close.
Aykroyd kind of, sort of got it, but not really.
Kumia and Lionel 2024?
We're going to skip 2023?
Is that it?
Oh, I see.
Maybe as a running mate, could be.
Anthony Kumia, a great and wonderful man.
Far smarter than that guy he used to work with, who used to basically ride on Anthony's coattails, in my humble opinion.
So, in any event, I was watching today, the end of the year, and I just wanted to say to you that it is a complete and total joke.
America is screwed, but what are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
I mean, it is such a joke.
Hey, Elon Musk is going to have these two journalists hand-picked.
And he's going to hand them these tranches of certain information.
And we're going to get to the bottom of all this.
Hey, look at this.
They really did try to censor Trump.
I already knew this.
I know.
That's why it's a limited hangout.
You knew everything.
But they give you the illusion that somehow you were told this.
It was wonderful.
The Zelensky routine.
Perfect!
Perfect!
I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, you have to understand how good these people are.
You have to understand.
And don't get upset.
Don't get upset, because listen to me.
There is no, there is no Republican Party.
Shock Armstrong, the all-American ghoul.
There's no video of him anywhere.
His name was Paul Reynolds, by the way, in Tampa, Channel 13. Video, maybe not, but we used to have a show on Friday nights called Shock Theater.
It's got Paul Reynolds put on this mask.
And then Manuel Barrow, Manuel Barrow from the Valencia Restaurant, Valencia Gardens on Kennedy Boulevard, would come with Andy Hardy.
And Manuel Barrow would have these It was wonderful for it.
I love Valencia Gardens.
My friend David Agliano ran it for years.
And Andy Hardy could not pronounce the names in Spanish.
And Tampa, you know, was just very, very influenced by Cuban and Italian.
And he would say things, well, man, you might see here we have the Frigiole's Negroes and Flan de Leach.
There's also Palomella con Panisato.
And you have a rose con polo.
And you also have filetes del saltito.
Puntas de filete saltito.
De Milanese.
And we have crema espanol.
And some pan cubano con montaquila.
And it was the worst pronunciation.
We loved it.
It was Friday nights.
Shock theater when you were kids.
Jay Dixon Brown says, the degree of their power was kind of stunning.
Oh, my friends, you have to understand, please don't be upset.
But there is no GOP.
They can't even figure out whether, what's his name, Mr. Mr. Whatcha Whozitz is going to be the Speaker of the House.
They have nothing, but they have some mighty nice stuff.
Hey, did you hear about those Dominion lawsuits the other day?
Did you hear about these depositions?
Now, I didn't hear this for sure, and I wasn't there, and I never read them, and I don't know if this is true, but a lot of people seem to indicate that Mr. Hannity and others said, I never thought the 2020 election was stolen.
Not for a moment.
I didn't believe one word of Donald Trump.
What are you kidding me?
Well, why'd you have on Sidney Pope?
I don't know.
Maybe to try to get Trump on.
I guess.
I'm not sure.
But we didn't believe any of that.
You didn't?
No.
Huh.
That's odd.
Could it be because you're being sued for, what, $1.6 billion?
Well, that's probably a part of it, but I don't think we had anything to...
Now, I've got to tell you one story.
Here's the best part.
Now, I don't know if you caught that, but I want to tell you this.
And I talked about it on my own particular site.
You do know that, right?
You do know that.
On my own site, my own...
Oh, here we go.
Yes.
Lionel Media.
This is it.
We had some of the best stuff ever.
And it worked something like this.
By the way, you've got to do this.
When it comes to libel and slander, when it comes to malice, the worst is to have knowledge that something is not true or to have a reckless disregard for the truth.
When you know it's not true and you don't care, That's not good.
But if you say, wait a minute, that's my opinion.
That's what I believe.
I believe that.
See, that's kind of good.
Because that will help to negate malice.
By virtue of you saying, I believe that.
That's what I believed.
I wasn't saying that because I was being rude.
I wasn't saying that in order to blaspheme or to libel someone.
I was saying it because I honestly thought to God it was the truth.
I thought it was the truth.
I thought I was actually saying something that was true.
That's good.
But when you say, I didn't believe that.
Ooh.
Ooh.
It's not good.
That means, oh, so you didn't believe it yet?
So is that a reckless disregard for the truth?
I don't know.
But by the way, there's one thing that I've got to tell you, and there's no reckless disregard for the truth here, and that is that I am going to be, dear friends, at the cutting room.
Am I going to see you?
Are you going to come see me on January 14th?
Are you?
Are you right now?
Better get those tickets or else we've got big problems, because they have a limited space there.
Right there, there is the link.
It's on their website.
It's right below.
You can see the link here.
It's so perfect.
At the Cutting Room, January the 14th.
Door is open at 6. I hit the stage at 7. And it's going to be not just me talking or playing the guitar, which we're going to do that as well.
Oh, no, no.
We're going to be also having you as a special guest of honor.
You as this part of the act.
Q&A immersive.
And like I said, nobody's ever done this.
Nobody does it in the world of, how do I say this, in the world of comedy.
No siree, Bob.
They don't do that.
They don't do that.
And by the way, little question here.
In America, this is a country that purportedly believes in the First Amendment.
We have systematically ignored altogether the plight And battle of Julian Assange, an actual bona fide journalist.
Isn't that something?
Doesn't that just kill you?
A real, honest-to-God journalist.
And he's just forgotten.
I will never understand this as long as I live.
Seriously, I will never understand how people seriously, truly, and honestly don't understand he's literally and actually a journalist.
Isn't that something?
Doesn't that absolutely kill you?
It's one of those things in my life that I will never understand.
I will never understand it.
And I will never understand how we go for so long not understanding what a journalist is because, frankly, I think we haven't had one in so long that we really don't know what they are.
And we kind of don't know that they're really not the bad guys.
They're actually good people.
They're good people.
They're good in action.
Anyway, just one of those things.
Again, I sound like a broken record.
I really do.
Because I say things that make such...
Profound sense.
And you agree with me, but we tend to be the only people saying it.
Why do you think that is?
Isn't that something?
Why do you think we are the only people who say this?
It's something that fascinates me to no end.
And I...
Anyway.
Another one, too, I want to bring up to your attention, which is another beaut, which I find fascinating.
Ron DeSantis.
Oh, my God.
Does the term peaking too early mean anything to you?
It will forever be used in reference to the sudden acceleration of Ron DeSantis from an effective and most able Florida governor to savior and mythological demigod.
Wait until this young man comes head to head.
With the fire-breathing lethality of the shadow government.
Wait until you see what happens to Ron DeSantis when he finds out, wow, these people mean business.
This isn't Tallahassee.
Nope.
It sure isn't.
It is not Tallahassee.
That's for sure.
Another thing in 2022 saw the sayonara and the, dare I say, the denouement of the GOP and the conservative movement, as it used to be called.
Instead, what emerged from the smoldering smudge pot of vague messaging from the media-addicted right-wing children was, in essence, nothing.
The establishment of nothing.
2022 also saw a reformulation and reorganization of the democratic regime that no one ever saw coming.
A powerhouse, undaunted, unaffected, impregnable, indefatigable, unrelenting, and absolutely deadly effective in destroying, reworking, rewiring, and obliterating all that is our republic.
They are so good.
You can't, seriously, you can't help but say, damn!
Right?
Damn!
I mean, they, and this, since January of 2021.
Isn't that something?
2021.
Everything you see right now.
And The GOP, what do they do?
Well, they're trying to figure out if Kevin McCarthy's going to be.
Maybe that's it.
Or maybe we can watch some old, I don't know, we can go to Fox News and watch some documentaries on Jesus or Yellowstone.
Hey, that's good.
Maybe we can talk to some country music hack who comes out and says, I don't care what anybody says, I'm going to fly the flag.
Isn't that wonderful?
To create the illusion.
On your part, that this means something.
Would you like that?
I know you would.
I know it means a lot to you.
I know you like that stuff.
At least that's what they must think, because that's all we're getting.
Isn't that something?
Doesn't it make you say, wow, what is going on with that one, huh?
Huh?
I mean, dear God!
Advanced hypnosis indeed.
Not everyone can be hypnotized.
Ice, thank you.
Brother Jude, thank you so much.
The funeral part.
I read a week ago Moscow had a blizzard.
Now this is here in the Midwest.
Let me ask you something.
Very, very simply put.
A very simple question.
Do you believe, my dear brothers and sisters, that weather can never be manufactured?
Do you think weather now?
Not one day, but now.
Do you think weather can be manufactured?
Do you think it can be affected?
And by virtue of it being affected, do you think that maybe...
Maybe?
Oh, before I forget, I want you to be aware of something.
RSV.
RSV, respiratory syncytial virus, or RSV, a common respiratory virus that usually causes mild cold-like symptoms, but I have no...
Oh, by the way, it's also called an ortho-pneumovirus.
It's called a syncytial virus, a respiratory syncytial virus, a human respiratory syncytial virus from the syncytium.
Kind of a unique admixture of cells and the like.
And let me tell you something.
I know more people who've got RSV and that is a mother...
Not COVID, but this.
So there's some nasty things out there, my friends.
Nasty.
Nasty, nasty.
A friend of mine, I talked to him today, he said, well, I've got COVID.
I said, oh, it's terrible.
Really?
He goes, yeah, yeah, I got COVID.
Okay.
Well, do you have any symptoms?
He said, no.
Do you have any sneezing or sore throat or respiratory?
No.
Do you have any trouble breathing?
No.
But you have COVID?
He said, yes.
I said, okay.
Well, that's all that matters.
He has COVID.
And, uh...
I guess.
I was like, okay, well, good.
It's good for you.
I mean, not good.
So let me just say something to you, my dear and swell friends and family.
Please don't think that there is nothing to be concerned about.
There is a lot of stuff that's out there, that you should be very, very...
And believe it or not, it might actually be beneficial sometimes to wear a mask.
So don't...
Eliminate the possibility of everything just because of that.
Now, let's talk about something.
One thing that everybody freaks out about whenever we talk about weather is food.
Is food.
And what happens if something really goes bad?
You know there were flights that were cancelled, if the supply chain breaks down.
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Now, 2022, going back and looking at, there were some other great things that happened as well.
2022 saw the GOP finally and officially turn its back on Donald Trump.
Thanks, but no thanks, it said collectively, quote, We were never really that crazy about you in the first place.
As you probably know, we're rather fickle when it comes to any form of allegiance, so that's how we roll.
So, see you later.
Have a nice day.
Do you believe, dear fellow friends, that the GOP has finally turned its back on President Trump and said, that's it?
Do you believe?
Do you believe that?
Do you understand that?
Do you understand that?
Because I just did a brand new video, which will be for those subscribing to Lionel Media.
It's called, Trump must come to the realization that for the sake of the country, his family, and his health, it's time to step aside and instead become the eminence grise and kingmaker to a selfish, unimaginative party.
And I think we've all come to the realization that irrespective of what he wants, what he has to offer, what he says, what he thinks and what he dreams, it doesn't seem that people are willing to be a part of that.
And you can say, that's okay, I still want him.
Well, I don't think at this particular point anything would ever function ever again with him in office.
And it pains me to say this, but I don't think he has anybody he can trust.
I know his family is.
How about that Jared Kushner?
Dear God.
And that daughter of his, Ivanka, who just wants to...
Don Jr.?
I've never met him.
I'm sure he's a fine, fine gentleman, but I don't think he has the intellectual wherewithal and the emotional stability to handle something like this.
And that Kimberly of his certainly does not.
Add up.
And who would he trust?
He doesn't have anybody in the Justice Department.
They want his scalp.
They want him as a trophy on the wall.
And it's sad to say, but unfortunately, it's true.
And he tried his best, and we thank him, but the time's got to move on.
It's just that simple.
It's got to be simple.
2022 also saw one of the biggest limited hangouts in history.
You salivated and leapt and wept and couldn't believe the fact that once and for all, Twitter corruption was exposed when those two hand-selected journos, Barry Weiss and Matt Taibbi, were given certain tranches to expose what you already knew.
Oh, God, yes.
2022 was the year of the big promise to expose once and for all Hunter Biden.
Oh my God, you were promised on websites and books and articles and exposés.
They were aplenty.
But the debauched degenerate still roams free, dumbing his nose at you and justice and consequence.
Congratulations.
Miranda Devine, thank you so much for your work, but it doesn't matter.
2022 will be known as the year where the...
GOP and its coterie of big shots accomplished absolutely nothing, but were wildly successful on social media.
Oh, yes.
The tweets and memes and gifs, they were just brilliant.
But absolutely nothing of significance or consequence was accomplished.
Isn't that wonderful?
Isn't that terrific?
They don't do anything.
Nothing.
They accomplish absolutely nothing.
Oh, by the way, my friends, please be very careful of this.
Please be very careful.
We are hearing more and more and more of people who are young ladies.
Who were themselves succumbing to date rape drugs and GHB kind of things.
They used to call them roofies and all these other things and the like.
Very, very serious.
Please, please, tell your daughters if you are, if, if, if, if you are in any way.
If you have daughters or whatever out there, please make sure that she and they always travel in packs, in groups, to protect each other.
Sorry to say, that's the way it is.
But you must, you must do this.
You must be involved in that and you must let them know.
I'm sorry to say, but it's absolutely true.
What else?
Well, a couple of things here.
Here's something interesting.
I was talking the other day to my dear friend, I'm not going to mention who, about EMP, Electromagnetic Pulse.
Oh, God, yes.
EMPs.
And what's fascinating about this is that there right now is a wonderful group, a veteran-owned company out of the Midwest called EMP Shield.
And I want you to be aware of this.
I want you to take a note of this.
They've invented a device that you can hook up to your vehicle, your home, that will protect against the threat of an EMP, an electromagnetic pulse on the technology, has undergone testing at Keystone Compliance, a military certified facility, and listed by the Department of Homeland Security.
The company has devices that can protect not just your vehicle at home, but your generator, solar system, ham radio, RV, and much, much more.
So take your family's safety and that of the country into account.
And let me give you this link right here.
This is what you want.
It's right here on this, right underneath this address, whatever you want.
Call this thing that we do here.
But let me give it to you right here.
And check out this website.
It is fantastic.
Look at what is there.
Take safety and security into your own hands and click this link as we say.
We're going to be...
Wait until the new threats...
Think about this.
Wait until the new threats hit us at levels and at...
At levels and at junctions that we never thought even remotely possible.
I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but I want you to be smart.
And I want you to know what is going on.
And I want you always to be able to say that you heard it here first.
You know why?
Because I love you.
Because you are so beautiful to me.
Can't you see you are so beautiful to me?
By the way, how many American flags do you think are flying in Ukraine?
Any idea?
She's thinking.
What is the one thing you will never understand?
That's a great one.
I love this.
Here's one for you.
Lindsey Graham offers extreme prediction of how the war in Ukraine will end.
He wants to take this inveterate gas bag, Goober Lindsey Graham.
Said that Russia's war against Ukraine will not end unless Russian President Vladimir Putin is taken out!
What is he saying?
What is he saying?
By the way, good news, folks.
This is from No Depression.
Will the circle be unbroken?
Still bridges generations 50 years later.
This is one of the best, one of the best pieces ever.
It is a compilation of nitty-gritty dirt band playing classic American blues, not blues, bluegrass and country, Doc Watson and Mabel Carter and Earl Scruggs and just, it's incredible.
Here's one for you too.
Twitter removed a feature in the past few days that promoted suicide prevention hotlines and other safety resources to users looking up certain content.
According to two people familiar with the matter, who said it was ordered by Milan, Elon, or Milan, Milan Usk, as I call him.
Why is that, do you think?
Doesn't seem to make any sense.
Call me wacky.
But in any event, my friend, what else have we not said?
What else have we not gone over?
Let me see.
I'm looking here at the final portrait.
Oh, oh, oh!
And one more thing.
Where would I be without mentioning our dear friend, Mr. Mike Lindell?
What is he doing?
That mic, that, oh, that rabble rouser?
Now he's calling into question the Ron DeSantis.
Allegedly.
I shouldn't say this.
They say he is.
The Ron DeSantis election.
Either way, all I know is I love that man.
You should love that man.
And if you love American-made, American industry, America favorites, and percales, and geezes, and slippers, oh, slippers today would be perfect.
Especially, it's 11 degrees right now in New York City.
We are a MyPillow household.
So right there, my friends, there it is.
Use promo code LINEL, mypillow.com, promo code LINEL, or call 800-645-4965.
And I'll tell you a story.
You're going to love this.
We have a dear friend of the family, a very special soul.
She's an old soul.
And she put up a picture on Instagram.
She loves two songs, Dominic the Donkey, and the other one is Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.
And she put up a little joke on Instagram of two reindeer.
He says, get inside.
There's a car.
We're going to run over Grandma or something like that.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
Do you know that Instagram took her parody down because it promoted violence on the part of reindeer wanting to run over Grandma?
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
What is the song?
That makes you sick to your stomach.
My favorite Christmas carol, do you know what it is?
Do you know what it is?
It's I Believe in Father Christmas.
Greg Lake, Peterson Field, ELP.
Hallelujah Noel, be it heaven or hell.
The Christmas we get, we deserve.
Think about that.
The little drummer boy makes me want to gag.
Gag.
Look at this.
Jen Madison says, My pillow, towel, sheets.
Lovely.
Isn't that wonderful?
Lovely.
Now, think about this.
Merry Christmas from Sherwood, Oregon.
Jingle bells.
We used to sing one in Latin.
And it meant...
Run, run, run.
We run in the snow behind the short-tailed mule.
Which I have no idea why we were singing that in the first place.
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum drives me crazy.
It makes me ill.
I don't know what.
Also, these silver bells.
You're right.
Into the bells.
How about this?
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Who is doing this?
Now, by the way, that smells great on the corners.
How about stringing popcorn?
Hey, what do you want to do?
Want to get loaded?
Nah!
Let's string popcorn.
Okay, let's ring some bells.
Dick Long says, Silent Night.
Silent Night.
Holy Night.
Round yon virgin.
Okay.
Have there been any new...
Oh, oh.
The song which every year...
What is her name?
What is her name, honey, from the one who sings...
She used to be with Letterman.
Darlene Love.
Darlene Love.
Oh, my God.
Now, I'll tell you who's got a great song, which I love, and I play it all year long, is Paul McCartney.
I like that.
That's a good one.
I like that song.
I can do that.
The other one, too, is There Will Be Bells.
Always with the bells.
What's with this bell business?
I kind of missed that whole thing.
In any event, my friend, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you to Ned Peters and C4P and Cactus Man, Pure and Stinky, excuse me, Pure Scent Kitty.
I like Pure and Stinky, which would be, sounds like a bad...
Adult film from the 60s.
Anyway, We Three Kings and Rubber Cigar.
Don't know what that means.
D, rather, Dion.
Dick Long.
Cactus Man.
Danny Beck.
Jen Madison.
Thank you.
Albania Hernandez.
That is a great name.
Joan Kirsten Hagen.
Sounds like a law firm.
Thank you.
Carly Sourbutz.
Or Carl, rather.
Sourbutz.
Mr. Falcon Lem.
And everyone else.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you immensely.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You are a great and a glorious crowd.
We'll see you tomorrow, by the way.
Have a wonderful day.
Be safe.
Please don't worry about eating.
Don't, don't do this.
Today is the time to eat stuff that you just...
Sometimes people throw stuff at you that you don't normally have, but, you know, it's great to see, like, cookies and things like that.
Remember, one of these days, none of this matters.
So enjoy yourself.
No new Christmas songs, only from the 50s, 60s, 70s.
You write, take care of yourselves.
Look at this.
Tony Garrett says, take care of yourselves and each other.
Much love and Merry Christmas to one and all.
See, Tony, that's beautiful.
See, this is what we're about.
And you guys have been around.
You guys.
I said that.
Been around since the beginning.
Anyway, have a great and glorious day.
Thank you so much.
See you tomorrow.
Same bad time, same bad channel for our Christmas show.
This time at 9 a.m.
Alright, my friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
And don't forget, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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