Will Trump Be Indicted?
Trump indicted? Bet on it.
Trump indicted? Bet on it.
Time | Text |
---|---|
When uncertainty strikes, peace of mind is priceless. | |
Dirty Man Underground Safes protects what matters most. | |
Discreetly designed, these safes are where innovation meets reliability, keeping your valuables close yet secure. | |
Be ready for anything. | |
Use code DIRTY10 for 10% off today and take the first step towards safeguarding your future. | |
Dirty Man's Safe. | |
Because protecting your family starts with protecting what you treasure. | |
The storm is coming. | |
Markets are crashing. | |
Banks are closing. | |
When the economy collapses, how will you survive? | |
You need a plan. | |
Cash, gold, bitcoin. | |
Dirty man safes keep your assets hidden underground at a secret location ready for any crisis. | |
Don't wait for disaster to strike. | |
Get your Dirty Man safe today. | |
Use promo code DIRTY10 for 10% off your order. | |
Disaster can strike when least expected. | |
Wildfires, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes. | |
They can instantly turn your world upside down. | |
Dirty Man underground safes is a safeguard against chaos. | |
Hidden below, your valuables remain protected no matter what. | |
Prepare for the unexpected. | |
Use code DIRTY10 for 10% off and secure peace of mind for you and your family. | |
Dirty man safe. | |
When disaster hits, security isn't optional. | |
This is it. | |
And I want to start off by saying the following. | |
I don't know where I fit in. | |
I don't know where you fit in. | |
But nobody is speaking for us. | |
You do realize this, right? | |
I want you to say something. | |
I want you to listen to me carefully. | |
If it's on cable, they're not talking to us. | |
It's not there. | |
Democratic Party doesn't do it. | |
Republican Party sure as hell doesn't do it. | |
It's not there. | |
It's not there. | |
And I have given up on this. | |
And I recognize the fact That I am alone in the world. | |
And you and I might have some ideas that we might share. | |
And, you know, that's okay. | |
And we might, you know... | |
But even that, I don't know if we really see eye to eye. | |
And that's fine. | |
It's the way I've been my whole life. | |
It's always been for me. | |
And I've always recognized that fact. | |
But we don't have any coherent... | |
And the first thing that we are not doing is that we are not recognizing the immutability of the benefit of free speech. | |
I don't know how to say this anymore. | |
I went back through some of my old tweets and stuff and found out there was Joe Rogan proud to say, I don't want to talk to Donald Trump. | |
Why not? | |
I mean, it's your show. | |
You do whatever you want. | |
You talk to some of these meatballs, Theo, Vorn, I don't even know what this is. | |
I have no idea. | |
I don't watch this show. | |
I don't listen to it. | |
You'll talk to some monosyllabic cretinous comic? | |
That's okay? | |
Who the F-bomb is? | |
Oxygen? | |
Is that it? | |
Is that it? | |
You're going to talk to this person? | |
This is somehow... | |
I mean, seriously. | |
This is it? | |
It's a free country. | |
You can do whatever you want. | |
But not Donald Trump? | |
The most polarizing, fascinating, the biggest star today in terms of... | |
Absolute value. | |
Do you know what absolute value is? | |
Raise your hand. | |
Who's heard of this? | |
Anybody? | |
Any math? | |
Magnitude? | |
You'll see a number and you'll see two lines next to it. | |
The absolute value. | |
Do you know what it is? | |
Do you know what it is? | |
That's magnitude. | |
It has something to do with direction. | |
Negative 4. Positive 4. The absolute value is 4. By the way, Agorism. | |
From Agora. | |
Agorism. | |
Somebody said this. | |
Does anybody honestly think, I just saw this, that this is an answer today, or is this like, this is a word I saw. | |
I'm just going to say something. | |
Remember, never say something unless you really understand it. | |
I had somebody one time argue to me. | |
Anarcho-Syndicalism. | |
Do you really mean that? | |
Yes. | |
Can you define it? | |
No. | |
But I think Noam Chomsky did it. | |
Isn't that cool? | |
Isn't it? | |
Remember the anarchists? | |
Have you met an anarchist before? | |
Do they know what they're talking about? | |
No. | |
What are you talking about? | |
What are you talking about? | |
Let me just stop for a second. | |
Rule number one. | |
What the hell are you talking about? | |
Have you talked to people who are in the occult? | |
What does that mean? | |
Have you ever heard? | |
You want to hear about gibberish? | |
Listen to this. | |
Listen to it. | |
I one time had a Wiccan on and said, what are you saying? | |
What are you saying? | |
Okay. | |
So, don't ever talk about something that sounds good. | |
Don't ever say you're a libertarian. | |
You're not a libertarian. | |
No, no, no. | |
Don't ever use the word communist. | |
Marx, he's a Marxist. | |
He's a socialist. | |
Don't do this. | |
Don't become that. | |
Believe me. | |
Don't do this. | |
Use your head. | |
Only use terms, you know, I've got friends who don't even know what being a Catholic is. | |
Oh, I've got a bunch of them. | |
They can't even tell you. | |
They still can't tell you. | |
And they go to church, and they want to raise our kids up. | |
Well, you know, we're a Catholic. | |
I'm a Catholic. | |
I'm against abortion. | |
What is a Catholic? | |
Well, you know, it was a race. | |
No, no, no, I didn't say race. | |
What is a Catholic? | |
What does that mean? | |
What's it between a Catholic and a Protestant? | |
Tell me. | |
Well, what? | |
The Vatican? | |
The infallibility? | |
People infallibility? | |
What is it? | |
What is it? | |
I don't know. | |
I just don't say you're something unless you mean it. | |
Are you a Republican? | |
Are you a Republican? | |
You really mean that? | |
No. | |
Are you an Abraham Lincoln Republican? | |
Abraham Lincoln, one of the most overrated presidents ever, meaning that he didn't do half of the stuff you thought he did. | |
He thought he was so anti-slavery. | |
Well, could have fooled me. | |
See, things don't necessarily mean what you think it means. | |
John Kennedy. | |
Completely overrated. | |
The movie Casablanca. | |
Are you kidding me? | |
Citizen Kane. | |
You've got to say you love it. | |
The Clash. | |
There was a time when you've got to love The Clash. | |
Don't ever be in the position where you're saying something that you have to do, that you have to say almost as a kind of a shibboleth to get in. | |
That's all I'm going to say. | |
We're going to get to this in a moment. | |
Oh, I got a lot to say. | |
Oh, God, I got a lot to say. | |
More than you can ever imagine. | |
And I don't know where this fits in. | |
I don't know where this fits in. | |
I just did a brand new video for my paid... | |
I can't talk about anything here. | |
By the way, you do realize this, right? | |
What I'm seeing right now is like nothing. | |
It's muted. | |
It's muted. | |
It's censored. | |
They don't want to have anything to do with me. | |
Mm-mm. | |
The Mark of Cain. | |
Don't ask me why. | |
Demonized, demonized, but not demoralized. | |
And that's the way it is. | |
That's okay. | |
Those are the house rules. | |
So what I want to say that's far more brutal and nasty, and not really profane, is on my private channel, rinalmedia.com. | |
Then I can talk more. | |
And, people, you should see those discussions. | |
I've got one in particular. | |
I'm going to say something to you and I hope to God you don't take this the wrong way. | |
But I'm going to say it. | |
I never read comments on this. | |
I couldn't care less what people say. | |
Meaning, have your opinion. | |
It's okay. | |
I don't care. | |
Most of it's mindless. | |
It's mindless. | |
People talking to each other. | |
That's fine. | |
I don't mean this live chat. | |
I mean later on. | |
It's really just fine. | |
But on my channel, linomedia.com, oh my god. | |
There's a couple that I read and say, I didn't know that. | |
See what happens when you pull in smart people? | |
When you let people say, you can say whatever you want. | |
Go ahead. | |
Which we don't have, which we'll get to in a moment. | |
Now, here's something. | |
I like to take the rules and break them. | |
I like to take the rules and break the rules. | |
Here's a rule that I love to break completely. | |
Number one is, I hate stand-up comedy. | |
I hate it. | |
It is stupid. | |
It's stupid people, profane people, and they're not funny. | |
By the way, Freddie Roman passed away. | |
Freddie Roman was... | |
I think he was the last of the Borscht Belt comics. | |
He died. | |
He was 86. He was the abbot or the dean or whatever it was of the Friars Club. | |
And the Friars Club in New York, dead, dead, ossified, fossilized, cobwebbed, ossified, oseous, useless, anachronistic. | |
Horrible. | |
It was so great. | |
Oh my God. | |
Anyway, that was a comic who actually worked things out. | |
George Carlin. | |
There is a documentary on George Carlin in his biography, which is far more interesting than anything he ever did on stage. | |
But he was from a different ilk. | |
Dick Gregory. | |
Dick Sean. | |
To an extent. | |
Bill Hicks and others. | |
But they changed it. | |
And you didn't sit back like this. | |
I don't know what that is. | |
George Carlin never made me laugh. | |
But let me tell you what every comic does. | |
Here's the rule. | |
They want you to come in, sit down, and shut up. | |
You can laugh. | |
You might be able to say something A little bit. | |
But you are not going to ruin the choreographed spontaneity of this. | |
I, January 14th, do not understand that rule. | |
It's a beautiful venue here at the Cutting Room. | |
We sit in for... | |
And by the way, these people, we're going to go an hour and a half, two hours. | |
Easy. | |
Me and you. | |
That's it. | |
Ask some of these half-baked to do. | |
Do an hour and a half. | |
By yourself. | |
And by the way, something that's not necessarily staged. | |
That's what we do. | |
It's communal. | |
It's almost like a meeting of the minds. | |
So I want to see you there January 14th. | |
New York is absolutely yesterday. | |
The tree, Rockefeller, it's booming. | |
Booming. | |
Just want to tell you that. | |
People get... | |
Is this scary? | |
No! | |
A million people here. | |
That's them. | |
Number two. | |
I ran this... | |
I just... | |
I did these things. | |
I wrote a very simple thing. | |
I wrote... | |
Where is this? | |
I put food shortages. | |
And I just put in Google food... | |
Shortages. | |
Unbelievable. | |
How about this one? | |
This is from The Economist. | |
And this was May. | |
The coming food catastrophe. | |
War is tipping a fragile world trade towards mass hunger. | |
Fixing that is everyone's business. | |
See, and what's weird about this is that Americans think that, well, that's over there. | |
That's over there. | |
Just do yourself a favor. | |
Do your own. | |
And by the way, don't necessarily use, I'm sorry, Google. | |
Go elsewhere. | |
Use other, go to GoDuck or whatever it is, but go someplace and look and see other non-filtered search engines. | |
And just put in food catastrophe, food shortages, food emergencies. | |
And you're going to find a holy moly. | |
Because the world is getting more dangerous as to food. | |
This is something that's right there, but you're not being told this. | |
And it's critical that you make sure your family is prepared to severe, or to handle, rather, to weather the severe food shortages that are guaranteed ahead. | |
That's why MyPatriotSupply is going the extra mile right now to make sure that their emergency food is affordable to you. | |
How are they doing this? | |
They're taking $250 off of their three-month emergency food kit. | |
Let me just say this again, which is the minimum. | |
Three months, a 90-day supply per person for breakfast, lunches, dinners, drinks, snacks. | |
For one person, three solid months in one located site. | |
Right there. | |
Get one of these for each member of your family while you're able to save $250 during this timely sale. | |
Go to preparewithlionel.com As you know, MyPatriotSupply is the nation's largest preparedness company with millions of families already protected. | |
These three-month food kits are in stock and ready to go while this deal lasts. | |
They order. | |
You order fast. | |
They get there free, and it arrives in an unmarked box so that nobody knows your business. | |
PrepareWithLionel.com This isn't a joke. | |
This isn't a nicety. | |
This isn't like, oh, wouldn't that be nice? | |
This is three months. | |
You can live on this for three months. | |
This is serious. | |
And nothing that you can do. | |
Listen to me. | |
PrepareWithLionel.com is the only member. | |
They support us. | |
We return the favor. | |
Only use that. | |
PrepareWithLionel.com. | |
PrepareWithLionel.com. | |
This is how we show our thanks. | |
They support us. | |
We support them. | |
That's number one. | |
And number two, if you think that going to some camping supply, picking up a few MREs, maybe having some dry banana chips, maybe a fishing pole, maybe stew some tomatoes and put them in a jar, if you think... | |
If you think that's going to handle your family for three months when everything from the Piggly Wiggly to the Acme to the Kroger's to the Whole Foods and everything is shut because people are driving around the parking lots looking mighty angry, you think I'm kidding? | |
Remember, we go nuts for Black Friday when we want to buy something. | |
PrepareWithLionel.com PrepareWithLionel.com I said it one more time. | |
Now listen to me. | |
I don't know what the hell is going on with this place, but I want you to do me a favor today. | |
And you're going to have to get off your keister, and you're going to have to go online, and you're going to have to remind people that free speech should be absolute. | |
Let me say this again. | |
Right now, Elon Musk is having the time of his life. | |
Should I allow Trump on? | |
I don't know. | |
Okay, Trump, you coming? | |
I don't want to come on. | |
Okay, well... | |
I want you one more. | |
I don't know. | |
Joe Rogan. | |
Joe Rogan, who was almost theoretically kicked off of Spotify because Neil Young didn't like his vaccine position. | |
Do you think Joe Rogan would say, well, I'm not going to do anything but support free speech? | |
Oh, no. | |
He doesn't want Alex Jones on because Alex Jones said something about children. | |
And his child apparently died, which is tragic. | |
And because of that, no, Alex, you don't get to say anything. | |
You don't. | |
Sorry. | |
You don't. | |
Nothing. | |
Free speech for thee, not for me. | |
Whatever. | |
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
Everybody. | |
Everybody. | |
Joe Rogan said, I don't know if I want to have Donald Trump. | |
You have Donald Trump on. | |
Look, it's your show. | |
It's up to your demographic. | |
Are you kidding? | |
This guy's a rock star. | |
Do I agree with him all the time? | |
Hell no! | |
What is the matter with us? | |
What is the matter? | |
What is the matter with us? | |
I don't understand. | |
I was born by the river. | |
No, I was born in a time when... | |
Who remembers the Phil Donahue show? | |
Who remembers that? | |
Anybody? | |
Good. | |
And in the morning, you'd be having your cornflakes. | |
You understand this? | |
You'd be watching something with your mom. | |
It'd be filled out of you. | |
And they'd have on a Klansman with the Klan outfit, the white thing. | |
These were racist. | |
These were crossburners. | |
And you'd have them with maybe Black Panther. | |
I don't know. | |
And you'd say, that's pretty good. | |
Interesting. | |
Geraldo Rivera. | |
Horrendo Revalo. | |
Remember that? | |
He was very good. | |
A lot of it was complete nonsense. | |
Remember when Roy Ennis was on? | |
Remember when Roy popped him? | |
Geraldo broke his nose. | |
Grabbing people. | |
They had racists on. | |
It was fantastic. | |
Today we wouldn't have that. | |
Oh no, that's hate speech. | |
We can't have that. | |
That's hate speech. | |
That was the best TV I ever saw. | |
And let me ask you something. | |
I don't know about you, but when I saw a bunch of people, I said, I wasn't really sure what the Klan had to say. | |
Because nobody ever had the Klan on. | |
I never, I wasn't really sure about the Klan. | |
I don't know who these people are, Cyclops and whatever it is. | |
But as soon as I saw this, I'm thinking these people are demented. | |
Well, I sure as hell am not a Klan member, that's for sure. | |
So it actually helped. | |
I think the proliferation of rational speech by putting idiots on. | |
See, that's the way it normally works. | |
Today, we'd say, oh, no, no, no. | |
That's hate speech. | |
What? | |
That's hate speech. | |
By the way, did you ever get these stamps? | |
Somebody said, I got 10 cents. | |
What the hell am I going to do with this? | |
We've got these. | |
These little promotional things. | |
What am I doing with these? | |
By the way, what is a first-class stamp right now? | |
Quick. | |
First, when I get this right, how much is a first-class stamp? | |
The other day, I was so... | |
I had no clue! | |
What is it, honey? | |
What is it? | |
56 cents or something? | |
56, 58 cents. | |
Can you believe that? | |
My God. | |
So Elon Musk is having a big time here. | |
He's saying, well, I don't know. | |
Maybe I should have people on. | |
Maybe I shouldn't. | |
I don't know. | |
What do you think? | |
Would you stop this? | |
Free speech! | |
Big Dick Long, everybody. | |
Good to see you, my friend. | |
Look at this. | |
55 cents? | |
57 cents? | |
This is great. | |
Let's get the answer right. | |
What is it? | |
What's it going to be? | |
42 cents? | |
There you go. | |
That's the... | |
See? | |
38 cents. | |
I got the forever stamp. | |
I don't know. | |
I got the forever stamp. | |
Got a forever stamp is all I know. | |
I don't know. | |
Forever. | |
I know. | |
Email's free! | |
That's not the question. | |
I know, but I want to be funny. | |
Because I want to be funny. | |
You don't understand. | |
I want to be funny. | |
I got to be funny. | |
It means more to me than anything you can imagine. | |
Now, say things... | |
Without thinking, because I'm here by myself, and I don't have any friends, and I don't see the frowns on people's faces. | |
I don't see the looks on people's faces normally, because I thought I was funny. | |
Don't you think I'm funny? | |
I want to be funny. | |
So, I don't know what's happening. | |
Now, let me tell you something right now. | |
Donald Trump is going to be indicted with something. | |
They're going to charge him with something. | |
Bet on it. | |
Guarantee it. | |
I don't know what it is. | |
For the love of God. | |
And you see this new fellow, this new Smith. | |
What's his name? | |
Jack Smith. | |
Who's the new prosecutor? | |
Is it Jack Smith? | |
Oh my God. | |
They get every picture of him. | |
He looks like... | |
Oh yeah, there we go. | |
Jack Smith. | |
Who is he? | |
He always looks constipated. | |
He looks like the worst father. | |
It's like he's got some bezoar in his gut. | |
He's like... | |
Jack Smith. | |
Trump's nemesis. | |
You know, Trump's Torquemada. | |
He's going to get it this time. | |
Where is he? | |
Jack Smith. | |
Well, he's no John Durham. | |
Remember John Durham? | |
Remember him? | |
John Durham. | |
He's the greatest. | |
John Durham. | |
With his Confederate... | |
You know, goatee, charge. | |
John Durham, he's gonna take care of Biden. | |
John Durham is gonna come in there with you. | |
Durham's here. | |
Now we got Jack Smith. | |
Oh, yeah. | |
This guy's got it. | |
Look at every picture. | |
He's got that constipated look, like that dyspeptic bezoar. | |
By the way, that's a great word, a bezoar. | |
B-E-Z-O-A-R. | |
Like a big fur hairball that's stuck in your gut. | |
He's got that look in his face like that. | |
Jack Smith. | |
Oh, they're going to indict him. | |
Absolutely. | |
Jail? | |
No. | |
They'll get him with something. | |
It'll be the most chicken. | |
I promise you. | |
You're going to say, wait a minute. | |
The documents, that's it. | |
We indict him. | |
No, wait. | |
Wait. | |
Wait. | |
Hold it. | |
Wait. | |
It'll be a plea. | |
It'll be a dismissal. | |
It'll be some type of a motion to dismiss, kind of a summary judgment for a criminal. | |
They'll put all the... | |
Wait a minute, you're telling me what? | |
That Donald Trump's a what? | |
That he was, what, espionage? | |
Yeah, he was compromising. | |
Donald Trump? | |
You think Donald Trump's committing espionage? | |
Are you out of your mind? | |
Donald Trump? | |
Yeah, that Donald Trump, I'll tell you what, you know, he did it. | |
Dear God! | |
That's the best we got! | |
By God, we're going to do that, and we're going to use Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, because anybody who commits insurrection, have you seen this one? | |
Anybody who sees insurrection, oh, I love this one. | |
Hang on a minute. | |
This is my favorite. | |
And they have no earthly idea what they're talking about because they're just... | |
By the way, this is... | |
Prepare with Lionel. | |
Just won't let you know right now. | |
There we go. | |
That's for you. | |
Here we go. | |
Section 3. Section 3. 14th Amendment. | |
By the way, you see what I'm doing? | |
See what I'm doing? | |
It's called research. | |
Research thing. | |
A couple of things to tell you. | |
First, research. | |
Research. | |
Research. | |
You got that? | |
Research. | |
Make sure you're always researching. | |
What does this word mean? | |
How do you pronounce that word? | |
Now listen to this one. | |
No person, or as an executive, anybody who was taking the oath, Let me read it again. | |
No person shall be a senator or representative in Congress or elector of president and vice president or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States or any. | |
Under any state who, having previously taken an oath as a member of Congress or as an officer of the United States or as a member of any state legislature or as an executive or judicial officer of any state to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. | |
But Congress May, by a vote of two-thirds of each house, remove such disability. | |
This was post-Civil War, because you had somebody say, wait a minute, you were a Confederate? | |
Yeah. | |
Okay, well, yeah, but... | |
And now we're going to vote you? | |
You basically pledged fealty against this? | |
Now, do you think the President, do you think Trump was involved in insurrection? | |
Do you think so? | |
I want you to read this like a lawyer. | |
Read this. | |
Read it. | |
Again. | |
No person shall be a senator. | |
Ba-ba-ba! | |
This is like the weirdest language. | |
No person shall be a senator or representative in Congress or an elector of president or hold any office, civil or military, under the U.S. or under any state who, having previously taken an oath, shall have engaged in insurrection. | |
Boy, these comments. | |
Insurrection or rebellion. | |
Now, Think like a lawyer. | |
You've read this. | |
Your question is, do you think Donald Trump involved himself in insurrection or rebellion? | |
I know you're going to say no. | |
I know you're going to say no. | |
That's not the question. | |
What questions should you be asking? | |
What questions should you be asking? | |
Think. | |
I've called you one. | |
I want your advice. | |
I'm not asking you for an answer. | |
What thinking process? | |
Question number one. | |
By what standard? | |
Will he have been adjudicated? | |
Under a court of law? | |
What do you mean? | |
Okay, let's say you have President Trump, Donald Trump, involved in insurrection or rebellion. | |
Can you define it? | |
I always want to define that. | |
Can you define that? | |
Insurrection? | |
Is it a stature? | |
Rebellion? | |
Rebellion. | |
Can you define it? | |
Remember they tried that with Marjorie Taylor Greene. | |
I haven't even gotten to the answer yet. | |
What does it mean? | |
Rebellion? | |
By statute? | |
What do you mean? | |
If somebody says, nobody can do this, if you've committed adultery, excuse me, adultery? | |
What does that mean? | |
Define that. | |
Maybe your adultery is different than mine. | |
Murder. | |
Murder, you mean adjudicated murder? | |
You mean unlawful death? | |
What do you mean? | |
Read the statute. | |
Read it. | |
What does this mean? | |
I don't care what it is. | |
I don't care if you've got a homeowner's association lease or a provision. | |
I don't care if it's a... | |
I don't care. | |
There was a statute the other day in... | |
We were driving through Jersey and they said no speeding in the school zone. | |
Excuse me. | |
Is this a school zone? | |
I don't know. | |
Well, shouldn't you tell me? | |
Are we in a school zone? | |
Well, it's a weekend. | |
No, it's not a school zone. | |
How do you know it's not a school zone? | |
What do you mean? | |
Read it! | |
So the question is, okay, I represent Donald Trump. | |
Would you please tell me? | |
By what authority? | |
Let's have an independent, separate adjudication of whether he committed a rebellion. | |
What did he do? | |
Well, he, on January 6th, yes, what? | |
Well, he said, for everything he said, I've got something he didn't say. | |
Now the one that you've got a problem with is that Kimberly Guilfoyle, who was dancing to... | |
... | |
What was the song? | |
Gloria. | |
Gloria. | |
What was that about? | |
That was a different story. | |
So what did he do? | |
Well, if everyone would tweet here, he's going to tweet here. | |
And he's got, please, go home. | |
And then he did this. | |
But then he wanted to call the National Guard, but Nancy Pelosi didn't want it. | |
So was she responsible? | |
So we're not even going to get anywhere with that. | |
And rebellion? | |
I don't even know what rebellion is. | |
I don't even know what rebellion is. | |
I don't even know what that means. | |
Sedition is another story. | |
Ah, that's the one I like. | |
That's the one I like. | |
And the reason why I like it is it's very clear. | |
And it sounds awful, but nobody's read the statute. | |
Nobody went, this is the one you've got to worry about. | |
This is the one. | |
This is the one. | |
Hang on, this is a seditious conspiracy. | |
Ooh, this is a good one. | |
This is it. | |
Ah, Where is this? | |
Here we go. | |
18 U.S. Code. | |
18 USA uh uh 20 2384. | |
If two or more persons... | |
Stop right there. | |
Two or more persons. | |
What does that tell you right off the bat? | |
You can't commit this by yourself. | |
It says conspiracy. | |
If you walk in, if you say, I'm going to D.C. and I'm going to raise hell by myself. | |
Two or more people. | |
Well, there are their buddies that are working with them. | |
Let me continue. | |
But right off the bat, if two or more persons stop, hold it. | |
Wait a minute, two or more. | |
I like this already. | |
I like this. | |
I'm smelling loophole. | |
Not loophole, but I'm trying to find the... | |
If two or more persons in any state or territory or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States conspire, two or more people conspire. | |
So I can't do this on my own. | |
It's not an individual thing. | |
It's an inchoic crime. | |
It's kind of like I have to conspire, confederate with somebody, to breathe with, to use the Latin term conspire, respire, conspire, breathe with. | |
Conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the government, or oppose by force, or by force, now listen to this, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law. | |
That's the one! | |
Now let's go through this again. | |
If two or more persons in any state conspire to overthrow, No. | |
Put down. | |
What does that mean? | |
Like put down a horse? | |
Put down? | |
Put down. | |
What does that mean? | |
Excuse me, Your Honor, yeah. | |
What does that mean? | |
I'll plead. | |
I don't know what the hell this means. | |
Did you conspire to put down? | |
I don't know what that means. | |
Or to destroy by force? | |
To destroy the government? | |
You mean that January 6th, those people walking around, the guy with the helmet, he's going to be... | |
That's destroying what? | |
The Social Security office in Des Moines? | |
I don't think so. | |
Or to levy war against him? | |
No. | |
Or oppose by force the authority. | |
Or, by force to prevent, here we go, by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law. | |
So, right off the bat, I'm going to say, well, Your Honor, here's the deal. | |
I came by myself. | |
Yep, I want to put down the government, and I want to overthrow, but only by myself. | |
I'm not working with anybody. | |
I'm a one-man man. | |
I'm a lone wolf. | |
I don't know who these people are, and the guy with the Sonny Bono jacket, I don't know who the hell that is, but I work by myself. | |
So I'm going to plead, do you have one that's a non-seditious conspiracy? | |
How about just sedition? | |
You don't have one of those? | |
No. | |
Sorry. | |
I'm by myself. | |
I never talk to anybody. | |
I never even, because I never confederate, I don't even know who these people were. | |
I didn't even know who they, I thought they were there. | |
I'm looking for the sedition. | |
Yeah, but did you go into the house? | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah, we're going to come on in? | |
Okay. | |
It's not by force. | |
I'm by myself. | |
What are you talking about? | |
When we were on Capitol Hill one time, Mrs. L, swear to God, I don't know if I told you this story. | |
It's a true story. | |
Mrs. L went there. | |
We walked in. | |
And she knows the Capitol better than... | |
Anybody, you should see her work. | |
This is before, pre-COVID, whatever. | |
And she walked in, and she had, remember when you were a kid, they had these plastic scissors to cut paper? | |
They were like safety scissors. | |
You couldn't cut yourself, but you can cut paper with them. | |
She had, in her pencil case, I swear to God, plastic scissors to cut paper. | |
Remember dowel patterns your sister had? | |
They took him away from her. | |
I swear to God. | |
Now, had she decided to maybe hop that line, grab her plastic scissors, she's then by herself. | |
I'm thinking, how do you do this? | |
I'm not conspiring with anybody. | |
I'm just there by myself. | |
I want to put this thing down. | |
Me and my plastic scissors. | |
Now, I would also say, Your Honor, yes, may I ask you a question? | |
Do you remember a while back there was a case, you might have seen it on Netflix, about the kid who wanted to buy a Harrier jet using Pepsi points? | |
Did you see this? | |
It's a very interesting thing. | |
Did you see this? | |
Okay. | |
Judge Kimball Wood In dismissing this lawsuit, it's unrealistic to think that anybody, that the Pepsi company is going to give you a Harrier jet. | |
It's obviously facetious, but anyway. | |
So, I just want to say, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I represent this guy with a helmet and the Sonny Bono. | |
Remember Sonny Bono always wore that bear skin thing, you know? | |
This guy is going to conspire with that guy who took the podium to put down, destroy, overthrow the government. | |
Are you serious? | |
Is there any reasonability, as in the case with Judge Kimball Wood, is there any reasonability to this? | |
Now let's go back to Trump. | |
Do you think Trump, what Trump, the president, wants to overthrow conspiring to the guy with the MAGA hat? | |
This is the most ridiculous thing in the world. | |
Let's take it to a jury. | |
Come on, let's go. | |
Where? | |
How? | |
Who's he conspiring with? | |
He's making his speech. | |
Let's bring in the Brandenburg case. | |
Brandenburg against Ohio. | |
Did he say something which was reasonably designed to cause immediate death or overthrow? | |
I don't know. | |
Is it likely to? | |
I don't know. | |
Come on! | |
But Jack Smith's going to do this. | |
Okay. | |
Because he's always got that concept of, by God, give me Trump. | |
I'm telling you, this is Trump's worst nightmare. | |
Come on! | |
Please! | |
Meanwhile, anybody want to talk about Biden with his son? | |
No! | |
No, no, seriously. | |
You know, Hunter had a hedge fund that was funded by China. | |
China doesn't invest in hedge funds. | |
China is a hedge fund. | |
Anybody? | |
No! | |
You don't want to hear about that? | |
No! | |
You don't want to hear anything about that? | |
No! | |
But you want to hear about this? | |
Come on! | |
But don't think that it... | |
Don't think they won't... | |
Somebody will say, Smith, can you indict him? | |
I'll indict him. | |
But I'm getting out of town now because I want to have nothing to do with it. | |
I'm not going to take this to trial. | |
I don't want to appeal. | |
I am not... | |
This is the worst piece of garbage ever. | |
But if you want... | |
Because you know what they want with Trump, right? | |
You know what they want? | |
They want the mugshot. | |
They want the mugshot. | |
The mugshot is going to be the scalp on the wall. | |
That's it. | |
Ask somebody, what was Trump impeached twice for? | |
What was Trump, quote, Charged with. | |
And he's going to have to turn himself in. | |
Show up at the D.C. or maybe the Palm Beach County office to the Marshal's office. | |
They'll work on an ROR. | |
And he shows up. | |
You've got to take a picture of him. | |
Remember the great pictures? | |
Remember the great mug shots? | |
John Gotti. | |
What was his name? | |
Oh, God. | |
Well, Rush Limbaugh had a fantastic, beautiful mugshot. | |
Tom DeLay. | |
Tom DeLay. | |
That's going to be it. | |
That sick, symbolic moment will be all they want. | |
That's it. | |
We're done. | |
We're finished. | |
Thanks, Jack. | |
Thank you. | |
Jack, you want to take this to trial? | |
No. | |
No. | |
Oh, that would be a great one. | |
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't care if it's D.C., I don't care where it is. | |
Of course, can you imagine Donald Trump? | |
He can't take the stand. | |
I mean, it's not going to go to trial. | |
But could they charge him? | |
Sure! | |
Absolutely! | |
I'll bet you there's somebody that says, well, you did this. | |
Why do you have these documents? | |
Because GAO, the General Accounting Office, they boxed it for me. | |
I didn't box them. | |
They did it. | |
They did it. | |
You mean they'll pack anything, I guess? | |
I mean, it's the most ridiculous thing in the world. | |
But they're going to do it. | |
Remember what I'm telling you. | |
They're going to do it. | |
They're going to say, we have to do this. | |
We have to do this. | |
Or do they? | |
You also saw the news this week, did you not? | |
I hope you follow my Twitter account, by the way. | |
I hope you follow my Twitter. | |
They have a picture, a great picture of... | |
Oh, Lordy. | |
Lordy! | |
Oh, oh, Gavin Newsom. | |
Gavin Newsom. | |
Did you see this one? | |
Gavin Newsom is, said, oh, I'm not going to run for any of this stuff. | |
Really? | |
Yep. | |
Is that right? | |
That's right. | |
Okay. | |
Well, he's running. | |
You know it. | |
They always say that. | |
You know what's going to happen. | |
You know what's going to happen. | |
I'm telling you right now. | |
Gavin Newsom is going to run because he's going to say, well, I didn't know then. | |
And then something's going to go wrong. | |
Biden's going to get sick or get COVID or something's going to happen. | |
And he's not going to be able to do it. | |
And they'll say, hey, Gavin, what about you? | |
Well, didn't you say you weren't going to run? | |
Well, I said I wasn't going to run, but now my country needs me. | |
Well, what are you going to do? | |
So he's running. | |
Absolutely. | |
And who does the Republicans have? | |
Who? | |
Who? | |
Ron DeSantis. | |
Where is Ron now? | |
I don't know. | |
What are we talking about? | |
Trump. | |
Trump. | |
Nick Fuentes. | |
Who's that? | |
I don't know. | |
Kanye. | |
I know that. | |
What did Trump eat? | |
Who did he have over? | |
Did he meet? | |
Did he talk? | |
What did he have? | |
Did he finish his meal? | |
Who paid for that? | |
Did he pay for it? | |
Did he leave a tip? | |
Who paid? | |
Nick Fuentes? | |
How many people were there? | |
What about DeSantis? | |
Did he show up? | |
What time did he go? | |
Is he playing golf? | |
What? | |
And my favorite story is that Ivanka said, you know, I'm going to be sitting out. | |
You know what happened with that, right? | |
Somebody said, listen, Ivanka, honey, do me a favor. | |
I want you and that creepy husband of yours to get nowhere near this, alright? | |
So I'm going to give you a way out. | |
You're going to go on, you're going to call your Daily Mail people that you're paying to cover you when you're stupid, things you're doing. | |
Look, I'm out. | |
I'm paragliding. | |
Yeah, okay, alright. | |
You know how they do that, right? | |
Look at me, I'm... | |
Hey, here's Sandra Bullock rocking her bikini in the middle of nowhere at St. Boris. | |
Why? | |
Because she paid the paps to show up to take a... | |
So here's what you do. | |
You and Jared, you Javanka, you take a walk, take a hike, take a powder, get out of here. | |
But I'll let you come out first and you can say, I'm going to be sitting this one out. | |
Whatever. | |
Just get out of here. | |
You're like, please. | |
I don't know what I was thinking. | |
And by the way, Don Jr., you're next. | |
You're going to tone this down and tell your girlfriend she better really tone it down. | |
Because this one is the one who was screaming, the best is yet to come, in an empty White House. | |
Remember that one? | |
I still hear that echo. | |
But anyway, that's... | |
Donald Trump. | |
He's everywhere. | |
This is going to get so good right now. | |
It's going to be so good. | |
It's so interesting. | |
Here's the best part. | |
The Republicans? | |
Worthless. | |
Put your money on the Democrats. | |
Listen to what I'm telling you. | |
You want to bet? | |
Put your money on the Democrats. | |
They're the best. | |
They're like China. | |
They get it done. | |
I don't care whether you like them or not. | |
They get it done. | |
They got more stuff planned than you can imagine. | |
They tell... | |
Biden says, well, I'm going to suspend the, you know, the student... | |
You can't do that. | |
We're going to do a new thing now. | |
We're going to streamline this. | |
You can't do that. | |
They do whatever they want. | |
Do whatever they want. | |
He goes and he tells MBS, you rotten person. | |
You threw Khashoggi into a wood chipper. | |
You... | |
Gusting, two weeks later, hey, what are you going to do? | |
It's immunity. | |
They're beautiful. | |
They just, they don't care. | |
And what are the Republicans doing? | |
Oh, they're talking about whether we should get rid of Ronald McDonald. | |
Should we get rid of her? | |
Ronald McDonald, Ronald McDonald, whatever her name is. | |
Oh, please. | |
They're worthless. | |
Okay. | |
Here's what you're going to do right now. | |
Mrs. L's, Lynn's Warriors, I'll put the link right there. | |
You follow her on Twitter. | |
She was all over this Balenciaga before anybody did it. | |
By the way, remember this. | |
They're changing now human trafficking. | |
They're calling it slavery now. | |
Why? | |
Because of what she's doing. | |
She owns this. | |
The human trafficking media pool, listen to everything she says. | |
They copy everything. | |
Everything. | |
I'm not exaggerating. | |
Everything. | |
You follow her, you'll get it first. | |
Okay? | |
That's where that is. | |
Alright, my friends. | |
That's it. | |
I hope everybody has a great day. | |
Don't forget to follow me on Twitter. | |
Me, at Lionel Media. | |
PrepareWithLionel.com. | |
PrepareWithLionel.com. | |
Remember, this is serious business right now. | |
This is only food preparedness. | |
I think so. | |
Oh, oh, I forgot to mention. | |
Oh, my God. | |
How do I forget this? | |
MyPillow.com. | |
How about this? | |
I love that good, that put him, that face, that Mike Lindell. | |
God! | |
There he is right there. | |
MyPillow.com forward slash Lionel. | |
Look at it right there. | |
Look at him. | |
He's in, he is everywhere. | |
I told you Stephen King was ragging on him the other day. | |
That's good enough for me. | |
Where do I sign up? | |
You go to MyPillow.com forward slash Lionel and you buy everything. | |
Everything you can get your handle on. | |
Even Elon Musk was saying, is it a good product? | |
Yes! | |
Yes! | |
MyPillow.com, it's official. | |
It's like, come on. | |
It's like the flannel shirt. | |
It's like the baseball cap. | |
It's American. | |
Everybody wears this. | |
Everybody ensconces themselves within the percales of MyPillow.com. | |
You go there, MyPillow.com. | |
Promo code Lionel. | |
Oh, the likes. | |
Forget the likes, honey. | |
And by the way, if you need a phone number, the phone number is very, very simple. | |
It's 800-645-4965. | |
800-645-4965. | |
I need your likes and I need your subscription. | |
Who has not subscribed to this channel? | |
Who? | |
I need you to subscribe to this and hit that little bell so you're notified of new videos and the like. | |
All right, my friends. | |
You have a great and a glorious day. | |
Don't ever change me that sincerely. | |
And I mean that from the bottom of my heart. | |
There we go. | |
That's much better. | |
See you tomorrow. | |
Same bad time. | |
Same bad channel. | |
9 a.m. Eastern Time. | |
Until then, remember, the monkey's dead. | |
The show's over. | |
See ya. |