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Nov. 10, 2022 - Lionel Nation
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The Election Results Are In

Look! Reality rears its head.

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Well, my friends, let's go through it.
The biggest disaster since maybe the Ropers reunion?
So much for the big effect of Fox News in pushing people.
What did I tell you about Dr. Oz?
Who remembers me telling you from the beginning?
Be careful.
And I was trying to be very, very cautious.
Be careful about this.
Nobody wants to hear you make fun of somebody with a stroke.
That's not good politicking.
Oh, no.
Come on.
That's funny.
No, no.
No.
What is Dr. Oz?
Dr. Oz is a schmuck.
Dr. Oz isn't saying anything.
Oh, don't you understand?
Fox News is behind him.
Hannity is behind him.
Everybody's behind him.
Tucker's behind him.
Trump's behind him.
What do you want?
The guy with his crudité ads?
Can't beat a guy with a stroke and a cyst on the back of his neck the size of a Buick?
What are you kidding me?
We're the cool guys.
He's ugly.
He's stupid.
Right?
That's what people thought.
And I told you, be careful with this.
Be careful.
What does Oz stand for?
It doesn't matter what Oz is for.
We are the cool guys.
Don't you understand this?
We're the Republicans.
We've got Trump behind this.
Yay!
We have a moron in the White House.
We have this senescent dotard.
What are you talking about?
We don't have to worry about things like that.
We've been sitting and saying, this is going to be a red tsunami.
And the one I can't figure out?
Herschel Walker?
This is a nail-biter?
This is...
This one, I don't know what...
I don't know where we're with this one.
49...
Right now, as of...
I don't know what time.
49...
Warnock?
Or Warlock, I keep calling him.
49.4.
Herschel Walker, 48.5.
Not even a point.
Oh, my God.
What?
Herschel Walker?
Has anybody listened to Herschel Walker?
I mean, is it?
Wow.
Now, the good news is Stacey Abrams is gone.
Finally.
Better will work.
He's gone, thank God.
Beto O 'Rourke, by the way, could eat an apple through a picket fence.
He could eat grapes through a tennis racket.
He's gone.
He's done.
He'll go the way of booty-giggity-giggity, just kind of like, give him a position somewhere or something.
He's got nothing.
Stacey Abrams.
How about that Cary Lake?
Not what you thought.
And by the way, I didn't know this.
But this Carrie Lay comes across like a beast.
Have you listened to her?
I'm going to tell you something.
I'm going to be freaking all over you.
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
What is going on here?
Isn't she great?
No!
Well, you know, she used to be in TV.
Uh-huh.
She's coming across like an ogre.
We love that.
Charlie Cook likes that.
What?
Yeah.
And Probiotic and these other people, they think it's great.
Who?
These guys.
These are the same people who like to watch endless videos of some poor kid at a college being yelled at by Ben Shapiro.
Oh, you think you know what socialism is?
Isn't that great?
No.
These are the same people who think Jordan Peterson is scintillating.
Jordan, tell us about that lobster again, how you eat meat and salt.
What was that again?
Oh, and the pronoun things.
I don't fit in this world.
All I know are voters and how things work.
And I got news for you, too.
You're not going to like any of this stuff.
Everybody's going so great.
Wasn't that Ron DeSantis just...
Wasn't Ron DeSantis incredible?
Was it Ron DeSantis?
Can you believe if Ron DeSantis did not beat Charlie Crist, who has run for, I think, if I'm not mistaken, if I'm not mistaken, I believe Charlie Crist has run every, I think, every party.
Since the boom, including the Bull Moosers.
This guy is the Harold Stassen of Florida.
You go, this is an incredible event tonight at the Fox News.
By the way, I watched Fox News last night more than I have in years.
I didn't know Trey Gowdy was there.
I forgot about him.
Yes, ma 'am.
Oh, look!
It's Trey Gowdy, the Southern General.
If ever, you know, Ken Burns does another, you know, Civil War.
And now Beauregard Merriweather.
Yes, I am.
She has a prosecutor nose in it.
Trey, are you still doing that I'm a prosecutor thing?
Trey, why aren't you in the Congress anymore?
Whatever happened with that?
Why do you quit?
Just saying.
Something's funny with that one.
Never figured out what it was?
Well, what do I know?
What do I know?
Oh, and how about, well, J.D. Vance won.
That's good.
That's good, right?
J.D. Vance?
Tucker got one right.
Oh, he's my guy.
J.D. Vance is my guy.
How about, uh, what's his name?
Oh, Blake Masters.
That was a good one, huh?
Blake Masters.
What was that about?
Against Mark Kelly?
What happened with that story?
Anybody following that one?
Let me see here.
Did you?
I mean, I was told, this is gonna be...
He's a cool guy.
Really?
Oh yeah, he's a cool guy.
He's a cool guy?
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Blake Masters, Carrie Lake, RNC, sue after hiccups at Arizona voting.
Got the deniers.
Incumbent Mark Pelley, hang on, three hours ago?
Uh...
What was the final...
I'm looking through all these things here.
Maybe you can...
Hang on a minute.
Election...
Anyway...
Let's go through a few things, shall we?
First...
I don't even know where to start.
I want to start with the most important one.
Who remembers?
Just work with me on this.
Who remembers me telling you to watch out for the Fetterman case?
Anybody remember this at all?
Anybody?
Does this come to mind?
Anybody?
Just give me a one.
Anybody?
Anybody?
Remember this?
Remember I said, be careful about that.
Be careful.
And people say, oh, come on.
I said, you know, you're making fun of him.
You know, you're making fun of him.
That's not good.
That's not good.
Don't do that.
It doesn't matter what we do.
Come on.
It's funny.
Yeah, but you're not telling anybody what Oz is doing.
You're not telling anybody what Oz is doing.
Yeah, well, maybe, but, you know, whatever.
Yeah, but Gretchen Whitmer?
So much for that.
How about Delta Dawn or Delta Burke or Tudor King or Tudor King or Dynasty or whatever the hell?
You don't know what's going to happen until you be there.
But let's talk about Dr. Oz.
What do you think about that one?
This is the worst race you lost to a man with a stroke who has to speak, I'm sorry, On a machine.
And you...
How do I say this?
You thought it would be funny, I guess, maybe.
Or maybe your proxies?
Maybe, is that it?
Maybe the Fox News folks said, don't worry, we'll take care of this.
Why?
Because you're a cool guy.
You're a millionaire.
Well, so is Fetterman.
But we're the pretty people on Fox.
So are you.
Don't worry about it.
Come here.
We're into the Trump group.
We'll get to Trump in a moment.
Don't worry about it.
Shouldn't I have any kind of a...
No!
And I said this.
I said, be careful.
You got a surgeon who's mocking a man with a stroke?
You know, a lot of people have folks who have strokes.
It's not funny.
It's not funny at all.
And Oz never said anything.
And he did that stupid crudité commercial.
Remember that one?
Oh my God!
I said, that's the one to watch.
And they made fun of him.
Tucker made fun of him every single night.
Go ahead.
Keep it up.
Not a good that did.
Fox News didn't help.
And Herschel Walker.
Dear God, I can't believe that one.
Warnock should be like, oh my, it's that close?
Wow.
You never know with this stuff.
Let's talk about Kathy Hochul.
But let me go back to DeSantis before I forget.
Ron DeSantis, not everybody in Florida thinks he's the greatest.
He's very good.
Did you hear him?
Did you see him read?
He had to read his acceptance speech.
He's been campaigning for how long?
He's in front of the TV.
He can't take a napkin and put down crime, safety, Tracy, wife, kids, Florida.
Boom.
I see that.
I've been saying this for the past year.
All I've got to do is remind myself.
Oh, you're a crime.
I-4 corridor.
Got it.
No, he's reading.
He's the worst.
He's very good, though.
Very, very good.
But he beat Charlie Crist.
Do you know who Harold Stassen is?
Of course not.
Pat Paulson?
Maybe.
Charlie Crist is a joke.
He's been a joke forever.
There's a lot of stories about Charlie Crist, which at this particular point is irrelevant, but still.
See a picture of Charlie working out on a bike?
Oh my God.
Now let's talk about our crime.
We've got a guy in New York.
I know this is New York.
His name was Led Zeppelin.
Lee Zeldin.
And Lee Zeldin was as boring as a wet fart.
Pardon my French.
He couldn't lure me out of a burning building.
And his whole thing was crime.
And they said, Lee, you got it.
Lee, you got it.
Lee Zeldin's got it.
He's going to win.
Michael Goodwin.
Michael Goodwin writes for the New York Post.
Michael Goodwin.
Boring?
By the way, how about Brit Hume?
What happened to Brit Hume?
Dear God!
He was just...
What is this?
Who are these people?
I'll go back to that in a moment.
I watched more Fox News last night.
You know what I did?
I finally said, I can't do this.
I'll check tomorrow.
I'll check later.
I watched a documentary on Roy DeMeo and the Gemini Lounge.
He used to dismember people for the Gambino family.
I'd rather watch that.
I'm serious.
I couldn't take anymore.
Oh, did you see?
Did you see these people they brought in?
And now let's go to some guy.
I don't know what his name is.
Jones.
Some guy in some Alpharetta, Georgia at a diner.
Why do they do this?
I'll tell you what, I'd have put $50 in my truck.
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
I swear to God, this damn thing is...
I used to pay $25, and now $50 in my damn thing.
I'll tell you what, that damn Biden, I'll tell you what right now, he's a bunch of communists.
He's a communist.
Well, that's right.
Back to you, Brent.
Here we are, getting the feel at Alpharetta at Maisie Jo's Country Hideaway here.
Why did he do this?
Or they have my favorite.
My favorite is the town hall with Harris Faulkner.
Harris Faulkner is Nora Desmond.
The scariest woman.
Now, I think at this point it's safe to say that the house is going to go.
Republican.
I don't know if everything's official.
And as is the case, the speaker normally steps down and says, goodbye.
Doesn't just run again.
She says, that's it.
She's done a good job.
She's happy.
She's done more than anybody.
Went to Taiwan.
Everybody's laughing at her.
Really?
You're laughing at her?
Where's that tsunami wave?
You couldn't beat with Joe Biden?
Alright, let me go back to this forum.
And please forgive me.
I have been up.
I'm going to be all over.
I'm going to be jumping topic to topic.
If you can keep up with me, good for you!
Good for you!
But let's have some fun.
Lee Zeldin.
Boring.
Oh my god.
Kathy Hochul.
She sounds like she's from upstate New York and yeah, we've got a crane problem.
It's kind of Fargo-y, sort of, Rochester, but I'll tell you.
You know what they like her?
They kind of like her.
And Mrs. L says to them, she goes, you know, she kind of looks like one of those Kennedys.
You know what I mean?
She's got like one of those Kennedy types.
Is that Eunice or Jean or who is it?
You know, one of those sisters you don't really know.
Is it the older one?
Who is it?
Is that Jean?
Which one was married to Peter Love?
Pat!
Anyway, that's Hochul.
And she just comes up and she's like...
And she finally talked about crime and she says, well, I think maybe you're kind of being a little bit too conspiratorial regarding crime.
What?
Oh, you thought that was it.
Oh, they said, oh, we got him now.
Lee Zeldin said, I got him now.
What?
Well, I got Kathy Hochul who said that she thinks crime.
It's theoretical.
Can you believe that?
Did you know that?
And we're going to win now because of why exactly?
Well, because Kathy Hochul is a judge rule and does, okay.
And Kathy Hochul thinks that what?
They actually believe this.
They believe this.
These people believe because they watch Fox News.
And they think Fox News is the...
And by the way, Fox News says, we don't care about this.
We're here to put...
We just want to sell TV.
We don't care.
That's not our thing.
It's not our, you know, our bailiwick, as it were.
We don't care about this.
It's the most ridiculous thing in the world.
But it doesn't really matter.
They think this.
And they think that because, well, let's run another video of Joe Biden falling down.
That's great.
What do you people want?
What do the Republicans want?
I don't know.
We're just not them.
And I've been telling you that.
You can't run saying we're not the other guy.
Let me tell you the ultimate, the greatest compliment anybody can ever pay you when you're in office.
It's the George Pataki.
Ready for this?
It's the George Pataki thing.
George Pataki was like the last Republican governor of New York.
And you know what people said about him?
Nice guy.
He was from I think he was from actually from where Sing Sing is.
Where were they?
Anyway.
They have a He would come out and go, remember his wife Libby?
Libby Pataki?
And people would say, what do you think about George Pataki?
I don't know, maybe I...
Well, what about him?
Do you like him?
It's okay.
Well, do you...
Is it...
What?
Well, you know, he's not that bad guy.
Maybe.
Maybe.
That's what you want.
And Kathy Hochul was like this.
Seems okay.
But I'm sure she's a crime.
I don't know if she is.
And this is...
Oh, please, please, please, listen to me.
Because I'm running all over the place.
I'm always looking at these...
I'm constantly looking at all these screens and stuff.
Listen to me when I tell you this.
This is the most important.
When...
When you talk to people, and I talk to so many people, so many people, you have no idea how many people I talk to.
So many people!
I have to say, what do you think?
Especially the Democrats.
The Democrats.
The Democrats.
What do you think?
And a lot of them say, well, you know, Joe Biden is not the greatest, but it's not his fault.
He's trying something.
Hold that thought for one second.
Hold that thought.
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Now what's going to happen with Trump?
Oh, they're so furious.
Watch what the Republicans do.
I'll tell you right now, they're going to say, he didn't come out and help us.
He did that stupid cockamamie, I've got a big announcement coming, and that deflated, that took the energy out.
What is he doing?
And Trump's going to say, screw you, I don't need you.
I'm the Republican Party, not you.
I'm the star, not you.
I'm going to save this country, not you.
What, do you think Ron DeSantis is going to save me?
Who do you think you are?
And do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
This is exactly what's happening with us.
This is...
Wait until you see.
And let me say again to you.
Where's the tsunami wave?
With this president, I'm going to say this again.
I'm going to say it again and again.
I don't understand it.
With crime, crime, George Floyd, cities aflame.
Don't you remember?
Well, that was a long time ago.
Wait a minute, it's the same people.
This is the whole thing.
This is this woke business.
By the way, did you hear how many times DeSantis says woke?
Do you think somebody could tell him, would you just kind of, maybe, sort of, can you kind of tone it down a little bit?
Maybe?
Just a little bit?
Could you just tone that down, Ron?
I am so monumentally, monumentally unimpressed with him.
Now, I will tell you, I like what he does on paper.
I like that a lot.
I really like that.
I love what he does on paper.
I love it.
More than anything you can imagine.
Because what he did is something so great, something that I still can't believe.
What he did, I still can't believe this, but he actually had, what's the, he, Took a sitting state attorney, a sitting state attorney, Andrew Warren, and replaced him.
See, this is, you just don't do that.
Dear God, he did it.
Because this guy said, I'm not going to be following certain laws.
I'm not going to be...
Responsible for enforcing certain laws.
And Ron DeSantis said, you know what?
You're done.
You just disqualified yourself.
And that's why it's so important that it's not going to happen, but Kathy Hochul has got to get rid of this guy, Alvin Bright, but that's not going to happen.
But he's impressive what he does.
He's a great governor, but he doesn't have it.
He doesn't.
Have it.
He doesn't.
I'm telling you.
He doesn't have it.
There's something so...
I can't...
Let me go back and explain something to you.
By the way, you've got to forgive me because I've got all these things.
I've got to close these down.
I'm sorry.
I just love data.
I could just sit and read this stuff all day long.
Let me explain to you.
And this might help you a little bit.
Might help.
A little bit.
Somewhat.
I'm a vote whisperer.
Did you know that?
Let me explain.
There are people who love to watch Caesar Milan and others.
They know animals.
And they know what they do.
They know when animals are happy.
They know when animals are sad.
They know how to train them.
They know when they're aggressive.
They know everything about animals.
They're horse or animal dog whisperers.
I'm that way about voters.
And you see, I step back and I just look.
I've got friends of mine.
They are so involved.
Oh, we've got some great friends of ours who are very devout Republicans.
And I've got some Democrats.
Neither of them will ever say, oh, I see your point.
They don't do that.
But I do.
I do.
And Republicans feel that they're superior morally.
Not really intellectually.
That's kind of like a lefty thing.
But they feel that they're morally, they're faith, they're better Americans.
They understand economics.
They're into law and order.
They just make sense.
They're God-fearing, good people.
Righteous, moral.
They just know what they're doing.
And that all you have to do is just run and that people will know this.
People will say, listen, there's too much crime, you're responsible, and now you're going to pay.
There's too much crime.
Asian people are being attacked.
People are being stabbed in subways.
People are being all over.
There's homelessness.
There's a fentanyl, not fentanyl.
Fentanyl.
There's no O-L.
It's a Y-L.
Fentanyl.
There's a fentanyl overdose.
There are people going out of their minds.
There's problems left and right.
We have a supply chain.
We have a president who was perilously close to completely Disgourging any and all connections with the Emirates.
I mean, we still have Ukraine.
By the way, that's a disaster.
Notice how they're just telling Zelensky, all right, you got your bill, you know, go get out of here.
Just end it.
Cease fire.
We're done with this.
We're done.
We're finished.
Let me also say last night, no allegations of serious voter tampering.
No 2,000 mules time here.
I know you're going to say, wait a minute.
No, no, no, no.
By the way, the funniest, just time out, the funniest last night, you know, with all those lawsuits facing Fox News with Dominion, they're like, well, I'm not saying anything.
I mean, look, we're not, we're not, I'm just, I'm just saying.
Just, just saying.
We're not, we're not, we're not suggesting.
No, no, no, no, no.
My God.
Anyway.
But I know people.
And the thing that I've been telling you since the beginning is the Democrats will tell you.
If you listen to it, what exactly are you running on?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
Here's what we're running on.
We're running on the following.
We want energy sustainability.
We want energy independence.
We want to go green.
We want to go windmills and solar and this.
We want to have...
With all of your stuff, drag queens, John Waters dystopian drag queen public library, that didn't help.
Transgender sex mutilation and puberty blocking didn't help.
Hunter Biden and the thing, Miranda Devine, by the way, Miranda Devine, who was the columnist and reporter for The Post, only cares about, I think, Hunter Biden.
And nobody cares about Hunter Biden.
Nobody cares about it.
So last night, as Fetterman spoke, she says, Fetterman's about to speak.
This should be good.
Mocking his stroke again.
See how they think?
It's this trolling.
See, we live in a world right now where everything is making...
Did you see how fat she was?
Did I see the underlying loss?
Look how fat.
Did you see this star without makeup?
Did you see?
Oh, look.
She bent.
Oh, look at that.
That's where we are today.
That's our thing.
We mock.
We troll.
We deride.
That's who we are.
It's what we do.
It's our thing.
It's everything that we do.
We just, we make fun of everything.
It's memes and it's, oh my god, it is this, it's everywhere we go.
Everywhere we go.
And through the entire time, and if you watch, and if you watch anybody, watch, especially, and again, I saw Fox News, where did they, with the exception of Karl Rove, when it comes to politics, oh and Bill Hemmer, Did you see this?
With this screen?
Okay.
Come here.
Why is this important?
Good question.
I don't know if this guy was up in the Adderall.
Just saying.
Just kidding.
No evidence of that.
But he was up, boy.
He goes, let me explain this to you.
Let's take Volusia County.
Let's take Volusia County.
Let's take the Southeast Quadrant.
Let's go from 15th Street to Mason's Package Store.
Now, Mrs. Vander, Vander Group, She hasn't voted for...
Let's go into Mrs. Vandercroop's home.
Here is Mrs. Vandercroop.
What are you doing?
We're at the subatomic level.
Let's go right now.
For the past...
Now, Maricopa County, for the past 12 years, in alternate, off-year, odd-numbered, alternate side parking...
Do we need this?
Do we...
And then they're saying, let's go right now to Dana Perina.
What is it?
Dana Perino ran out of questions five minutes into this.
What?
Dana, what are you going to be looking for?
Would you stop asking me what am I going to be looking for?
I'm going to be looking for the results like you.
Who waits for stuff?
You wait for the results.
If you're in a race, if you're in a game, you wait for the results.
You don't see who scores the first goal.
No!
Stop asking me this.
Brett Hume, what do you think?
What?
Britt?
What time is it?
Britt, say something.
Can I make a Watergate reference?
Okay, so much for that.
Trey Gowdy, Trey.
What will you be looking for?
Yes, ma 'am.
You know, like an old prosecutor.
Trey, would you lay off the prosecutor hand bone references?
Just answer my question.
We're in the middle of midterm.
And by the way, why didn't you run again?
How come you said that?
Yes, ma 'am.
Would you stop saying that?
Stop it.
Let's go to Harris Faulkner.
Yes!
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
Oh my God!
This is America's newsroom?
Would anybody ask the following question, why do the Republicans suck?
Anybody?
Brit?
Do you have anything to say?
Brit Hume?
Is Brit Hume there?
Somebody awake Brit Hume.
Is Brit awake?
How did you possibly lose?
How?
How does this work?
Now, let me tell you who's laughing his ass off.
Joe Biden, he says, Joe, they probably woke him up because he's in a root cellar in Wilmington, probably handcuffed, under some kind of sedation.
They go, Joe, what?
Joe, we're winning.
What?
We're winning.
Spinning.
No, we're winning.
Winning?
Joe, despite every horrible thing you've done, everything, leaving Afghanistan, go down the list.
Unemployment, the economy, we're doing great.
We're holding our own.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
They must hate Trump.
But Trump's not running.
Doesn't matter.
And wait till this thing gets going.
Let me tell you something right now.
If you were in the closed doors of the Republican Party right now, what would you be saying?
What would you be asking?
What would you be asking each other?
I'd say, excuse me, is the door closed?
Yeah.
Is the door closed?
Yeah.
Is he outside?
No.
Who?
Trump.
Is he outside?
No.
What about one of his?
Huh?
She's not there, is she?
Who?
Kimberly?
She kind of hangs around sometimes?
Okay, yeah, listen.
What the hell is this all about?
You've got a guy who is just about to announce he's going to run again.
And you would think this would invigorate the entire country and the tsunami turned into a fart in a bathtub?
What was that all about?
Wait a minute.
Do you think this guy still got it?
That's what they're asking.
Let me get this straight.
You have the worst president.
My friend has the best line.
He says, would you let Joe Biden drive you home from the airport?
No!
Would you let him handle sharp knives?
No!
This is the guy who can't read a prompter.
This is the guy who's walking around.
The worst.
Despite that.
Despite Carmelita Harris.
Karine Jean-Pierre.
Peter Booty Giggity Giggity Giggity.
The worst!
And the Democrats are doing great!
We're doing great!
Because it was all about Biden's policies.
And Gretchen Whitmer, who is the scariest, let me tell you this Carrie Lake, I'll tell you, she comes across now, oh my God, so mean!
I like J.D. Vance.
He was good.
Oh, and the best news.
Stop, stop, stop.
You know what the best news was?
And I was so glad because she deserves it.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Governor of Arkansas.
Bless her heart.
The best.
She is the best.
I was.
That's the best news possible.
I think.
I don't know her.
I've never met her.
And I swear to you.
I think she is a great, great person.
What do you think?
Did Oz do a concession speech at all?
Anybody?
Because, I don't know, he's done.
What could you possibly, no matter where he goes, hey, are you Dr. Oz?
Yes, I am.
Are you the guy who lost to that guy with the stroke and that big thing the size of a Buick on the back?
At birth, a conjoined twin on the back of his neck?
The guy who started off by saying goodnight?
Is that you?
Yeah.
You lost to him?
Didn't you debate him?
Yes.
You lost?
Wait a minute.
Are you sure?
Did they spell your name right?
O-Z, right?
Ounce?
Maybe the other one was like Ounce.
Maybe they thought it was an abbreviation.
You lost.
And weren't you on TV every single day?
Yeah.
And even Oprah kind of made you a household world.
I mean, you did stuff on, you know, poop and digestion.
I mean, you were it.
Weren't you a cardiac thoracic surgeon?
Yeah.
Wow.
And you lost to that guy?
Who wore a hoodie?
Had tattoos?
Who looked like Carl Childers in Sling Blade?
Are you?
Did you?
What?
You lost?
Wait a minute.
I can't believe it.
And Raphael Warnock, I got news for you.
Herschel Walker?
Oh my God!
With the badge?
Remember the badge?
Well, I got a badge.
What?
This can't be happening.
So let me ask you again.
In the back, Rooms of the Republican Party.
What do you think they're saying?
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What is going on here?
Now, I know what you're going to say.
That's because you suck.
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Even little YouTube channels that unbox curling irons tend to go up over the years.
They don't...
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Today I'm going to be talking to a friend of mine on a talk radio show.
Oh, I can't wait.
Oh, he had it in the bag.
Oh!
Lee Zeldin's got it.
I said, I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
How about you understand?
Everybody knows.
You see, let me see if I can explain this to you.
I know how these people think.
I know behavior.
I know what they're saying.
I know what the state does.
I know what the state thinks.
I know what your state thinks.
I know what Florida thinks.
A little bit.
I mean, I kind of sort of know.
And I'm telling you, you, I don't mean you, but people live in a Fox News world.
They really do.
And by the way, Neil Cavuto, what side is Neil on?
I'm just saying.
I mean, that's great for the numbers, but, I mean, if you want anything to do with reality, you can forget it.
What do people want?
People want a very simple thing.
Why do I vote for you?
Here's what I want to vote.
I want you to vote for me.
Because I'm running for Pennsylvania, Utah, whatever it is.
And here's what we want to do.
Three things.
All we say, magic number three.
Number one, inflation.
Here's what I want to do.
Number two, jobs.
Here's what I want to do.
Number three, crimes.
Here's what I want to do.
We can fix this.
Forget the other guy.
Forget them.
Just forget.
Stop talking about the other person.
I know there's no way to do this.
Stop talking about him.
And I know what nobody wants to discuss, and nobody wants to ask, and nobody's thinking about anything.
And I know this.
I know you're not.
Because I know you.
The people right now are looking at Trump and they're saying, wait, what the hell's going on here?
Oh, there's so much finger pointing going on?
You're missing it.
You're missing it.
I know this.
So let's say, let's back up a little bit.
What is it?
But first, how about our buddy Mike Lindell?
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Now, as we go into today's, I'm watching this with such incredible ease because I want to say something.
Number one, and I know this is, well, not the nicest thing to say, but I'll say it.
It goes something like this.
You see, we have friends, like I said, who really don't.
Know what's going on.
And I've got Democratic friends who don't understand what Trump does, what Trump means to people.
And I've got Republican friends who think that Democrats are demented and, you know, crazy.
And they're not.
They're not at all.
You don't understand it.
As I was saying before, imagine if you're sitting in a bar with a guy from another planet, one of those critter people, you know, with the big heads and the...
Almond eyes.
Green, you know.
And you're sitting there and you're talking telepathically and you say, you know what?
You see that there?
Yeah.
See that there with this bar?
Yeah.
Well, they can't see us, but we can see them.
Okay, this guy's on vacation and he just sidled up to that one over there.
I don't know if they're on the same vacation now, but he's been pounding them, throwing them back, and they're getting a little close and they're starting to, they're getting a little close and he's married and so is she.
And this is called seduction.
Well, not only seduction, but believe me, within half an hour, they're going to be doing the horizontal mambo in room 413.
Watch this.
Why?
Because I know human nature.
It's not right.
It's not fair.
It's not logical.
But I know people.
This is a bar.
It's the way people are.
And when it comes to voting, I know how people think.
And I know what people believe in.
And you have different tiers of this.
You have us, where we think that everybody thinks like we do.
Everybody reads 538.com.
No, no, they don't.
No, they don't.
They think about different things.
They don't know about what we know about.
But they have these feelings.
And you're going to go to a city like New York or a state, and you're going to say, You want to have this guy win the state?
To go to Skinny Atlas and Binghamton and upstate New York and the Finger Lakes?
No.
Well, the majority of the voting is here in New York City.
And we know how that one is.
That's reality.
So you can watch Fox News all you want.
It doesn't matter.
Lee Zeldin can do whatever he wants.
That's the reality of this.
Period.
Look at Pennsylvania.
Look at their governor.
Look at Fetterman.
The last time Pennsylvania was Republican was Trump.
Now let me go back.
And I'm going to put this word out, because I know what I'm talking about.
Mr. Trump, Mr. President, we love you.
But I'm going to have a couple of things for you.
Number one.
I know this may not, maybe, I don't know.
Did you see Trump voting the other day?
He was out with Melania.
Melania had a bag.
I don't understand this.
They have these bags.
You can get these.
What are they called?
Birkin?
Merkin?
These things cost $20,000, $30,000, $50,000, $100,000 for a bag.
Okay.
By the way, a Merkin, five people got that joke.
If you think that's going to make a connection with people, go ahead.
Maybe it will.
Maybe oddly it will, but whatever.
We're going to have to think image.
We're going to have to be very, very strict with what you say.
We're going to have to be economy of message and of focus.
Focus on what you're about and what you're really going to be talking about.
And one of the things you have to do is to recognize what it is that people want.
And you also have to understand, and this is difficult for people, and I know this, this is not 2016.
The rally...
That you do, where you fly in, you get out, and you say this, it's old.
I'm sorry, we needed to work on something else.
We've seen this before.
In fact, one looks like the other.
We're not going to get anywhere in 2024.
If that's what you're really interested in, unless you just want this to be just a bunch of like a roast, you know, where you get out and you attack people, get back on the plane, they take off.
That's not going to do anything.
We're going to have to change this.
We've seen this before.
With the exception of the plane, you know, we don't know.
They look the same.
Because Trump does not age.
He looks exactly the same.
Same suit, same tie, same everything.
But the message, what is the message?
Not everybody got some new voters.
This was, remember, this is going to be eight years.
The 2024 election is eight years after you first arrived.
Got some new people here.
What are you offering?
Going to make Hillary jokes?
Don't want that.
Going to drain the swamp?
No.
Going to build the wall?
No.
We need something new.
And what you're going to need to do is you've got to tell people something.
Learn from Dr. Oz.
Learn from these people.
Tell them something without making fun of the opposition.
Tell me what you're going to do for me.
Make me believe in you.
Make me love you.
Make me trust you.
Make me follow you.
Some people call it being presidential.
Being presidential means making me feel like I trust you.
A bit paternalistic.
Make me feel like, you know what, this is a guy.
This is a guy I like.
I'm going to stick with him.
I'm dead serious.
And other people I know, because I've got friends who are morons, who say, yeah, but I like that.
That's funny as hell.
Did you see that?
That was funny.
That was funny?
You think that was funny?
That's all you care about, huh?
Yeah!
You think Hillary jokes are funny?
That's it.
You think a presidential race should be based on making you laugh?
Yeah.
Those are my friends.
And you wouldn't believe who they were.
You wouldn't believe.
We're not talking people.
And I don't want to think what I'm going to say.
But I don't think he's going to listen to people.
He can, but I don't think he's going to listen.
This should be a wake-up call.
Because this place, this country should have said, excuse me, Don't even worry.
We're voting Republicans.
So just, what I'm going to say right now, just take the blue, we're voting, after what this man put us through, after what the Democratic Party put us through?
No.
Forget it.
That's what you think would have happened.
But that didn't happen.
And that should scare the hell out of the Republican Party, and that should make the Dems just say, This is great.
Because it's a different world.
What worked eight years ago may not work now.
It's a different time.
Post-COVID.
It's a different country.
We've been inside for a long time.
People are scared, as we say in Hell's Kitchen.
They're scared.
It's a different mindset.
It's a different everything.
And if you're using 2016...
Ideas.
You're wasting your time.
And that goes for your family coming on, telling Don Jr. to come on and make fun of people and mock people.
We're done with that.
We're done with that.
Look at Dr. Oz.
Look at Dr. Oz.
I can't wait.
Please tell me where he's speaking.
Please tell me the...
He didn't know what happened.
I'll bet you he says to this day, I don't know.
Well, they told me I moved him.
You know, move to Philly.
Okay, so, uh, whatever.
Do you think he cares about that?
No.
And Fetterman's going to be there, the voice of the handicapped.
Fetterman's going to be there, he's going to be, he's going to absolutely, but you know what, and by the way, his acceptance speech wasn't bad.
I couldn't believe that, but I knew it!
Because nobody listens to me.
Instead, they want to talk about this and they just don't get it.
There is no reason.
There is no reason.
And all Oz had to do, all he had to do was almost pity Fetterman without saying it.
To come out and say, I am not going to talk about this man's serious and severe and obvious physical and cognitive limitations.
Now that's it.
That's all I'm going to say.
That's it.
You just said it all.
You come across like a champ and you talk about something else.
And by the way, I'm in Scranton.
I'm in Pittsburgh.
I'm in Philly.
What are you going to do for me?
Oh yeah, that's right.
I've got to run, don't I?
Yeah, you've got to run.
What are you going to do for me?
Talk about crudité?
Listen, I want you to understand something.
I want you to like this video, subscribe to me, follow me.
But only if you understand something.
I don't care about parties.
I don't care.
I can't believe what happened.
I want the country to benefit.
I don't want the Republicans to benefit.
I don't want the Democrats to lose or benefit.
I want the country to benefit.
Now whatever offers me that chance, that's what I'm going to get.
Alright my friends, we love you.
Have a great and a glorious day.
Thank you for starting a little early with us today.
We've got...
Much, much to do.
I'm quite in demand today, but I appreciate you.
I want you to know that.
I appreciate you.
So please follow me.
Also, I did two very brutal.
May I read to you the titles from my private channel?
Let me read you the titles.
This kind of gives you an idea.
Let me see.
Here's a good one.
Oh, here we go.
The first one that hits about, oh, very soon, says, red wave my, I'll clean it up, arse.
The Republicans were crushed, humiliated, and destroyed embarrassingly by a stroke victim, degenerate candidates, and a senescent dotard who paws little girls.
Think I held back on that one?
No.
But that's not for purposes of this.
And the second one that follows that is Red Wave Tsunami Disaster.
While it seems FNC, that's a Fox News channel, while it seems FNC and the usual suspects had absolutely no effect in, say, pushing Dr. Oz over the top so he could beat a stroke victim ogre with a cyst the size of a Buick on his neck.
That's my thing.
Very brutal, very tough, very, very, that's at the...
LionelMedia.com stage.
So in any event, you have a great and glorious day.
Thank you so much.
God bless America.
Our system worked.
Seems like there was little, if not any, serious allegations of cheating and the like.
That's good.
I don't like that.
I want the franchise to be whole.
Though I'm sure there will be investigations aplenty and suspicions are raised as is anyone's right.
Okay, my dear friends.
Don't forget to follow Mrs. L. Lins Warriors on YouTube at Lins Warriors.
We've got some great stuff.
And we are continuing that.
Her Saturday TNC radio show.
She's got an incredible...
She's a media maven.
We're going to be talking about that.
In any event, thank you so much.
Have a great day.
Remember...
Well, I can't say that.
Just remember how much I'm fond of you.
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