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Have you ever heard somebody say, hey, they robbed Joe's house?
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You know, if we can ever find out who they are, we can solve crime.
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But I digress.
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You cannot rob a house.
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You can only rob people.
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You burglarize a house.
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Why?
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Burglary is defined as the entering or remaining in a conveyance, a structure, or a dwelling with the intent to commit an offense therein.
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Not necessarily stealing, but if I intend to enter your home with the intention of killing you, that's burglary.
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But it's the intention of committing an offense inside.
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To enter or remain.
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I can come into your home, hide, and then come out at night.
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Later on, robbery is assault plus theft.
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It is placing somebody in fear through threat or intimidation and then taking something.
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That is robbery.
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If I were to snatch your gold chain, technically speaking, that wouldn't be robbery if I didn't place you in intimidation or fear.
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I can't rob somebody when they're asleep.
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So you only rob a person.
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You never rob a house.
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You burglarize a home.
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You burglarize a structure.
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You burglarize a car or a conveyance.
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You don't rob houses.
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