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| Have you ever heard somebody say, hey, they robbed Joe's house? | |
| You know, if we can ever find out who they are, we can solve crime. | |
| But I digress. | |
| You cannot rob a house. | |
| You can only rob people. | |
| You burglarize a house. | |
| Why? | |
| Burglary is defined as the entering or remaining in a conveyance, a structure, or a dwelling with the intent to commit an offense therein. | |
| Not necessarily stealing, but if I intend to enter your home with the intention of killing you, that's burglary. | |
| But it's the intention of committing an offense inside. | |
| To enter or remain. | |
| I can come into your home, hide, and then come out at night. | |
| Later on, robbery is assault plus theft. | |
| It is placing somebody in fear through threat or intimidation and then taking something. | |
| That is robbery. | |
| If I were to snatch your gold chain, technically speaking, that wouldn't be robbery if I didn't place you in intimidation or fear. | |
| I can't rob somebody when they're asleep. | |
| So you only rob a person. | |
| You never rob a house. | |
| You burglarize a home. | |
| You burglarize a structure. | |
| You burglarize a car or a conveyance. | |
| You don't rob houses. | |