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You know what drives me nuts?
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And admittedly, it's not a very long ride.
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It's people who use the following words all the time and incorrectly.
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First, literally.
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You don't mean literally.
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Most of the time, you mean figuratively.
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Literally.
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My eyes bugged out of my head.
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Literally, I...
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No, no, no.
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Figuratively.
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You don't mean literally, like it actually happened.
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Next, amazing.
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Amazing.
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When something amazes you, the whole notion of amazement has been overdone and overused.
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But when something is absolutely so...
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So phantasmagoric.
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So incredible.
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That you are amazed.
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It doesn't mean you like something.
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You know, some chai latte is not amazing.
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It's just good.
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And finally, awesome.
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Awesome awe is what you feel when you see God.
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When you see God.
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When you see something that is so inexplicable, you can't even explain it.
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It is awesome.
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