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Protecting Your Assets Underground
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| The storm is coming. | |
| Markets are crashing. | |
| Banks are closing. | |
| When the economy collapses, how will you survive? | |
| You need a plan. | |
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| Wildfires, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes. | |
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| When disaster hits, security isn't optional. | |
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| You know what drives me nuts? | |
| And admittedly, it's not a very long ride. | |
| It's people who use the following words all the time and incorrectly. | |
| First, literally. | |
| You don't mean literally. | |
| Most of the time, you mean figuratively. | |
| Literally. | |
| My eyes bugged out of my head. | |
| Literally, I... | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Figuratively. | |
| You don't mean literally, like it actually happened. | |
| Next, amazing. | |
| Amazing. | |
| When something amazes you, the whole notion of amazement has been overdone and overused. | |
| But when something is absolutely so... | |
| So phantasmagoric. | |
| So incredible. | |
| That you are amazed. | |
| It doesn't mean you like something. | |
| You know, some chai latte is not amazing. | |
| It's just good. | |
| And finally, awesome. | |
| Awesome awe is what you feel when you see God. | |
| When you see God. | |
| When you see something that is so inexplicable, you can't even explain it. | |
| It is awesome. | |