"According to Ms. Lewinsky, the President telephoned her at her desk and they planned their rendezvous. At her suggestion, they bumped into each other in the hallway, ‘because when it happened accidentally, that seemed to work really well,’ then walked together to the area of the private study." — Excerpted From the [Racy] Starr Report
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| Ken Star. | |
| Ken Star. | |
| They're going to be going through the usual both auto-mourne And this auto-exploration of Ken Starr. | |
| And what he represents. | |
| And what he did. | |
| And immediately the people on the right are going to love him. | |
| He's the greatest. | |
| Ken Starr was a great... | |
| Ken Starr in many respects was a good man. | |
| Good lawyer. | |
| Very interesting. | |
| Very interesting. | |
| You know, Pepperdine and... | |
| Solicitor, judge, blah, blah, blah. | |
| But it was a dupe. | |
| It was a dupe. | |
| Doing this dirty work for the Republicans. | |
| That horrible impeachment. | |
| Horrible. | |
| Why? | |
| What was that about? | |
| What is the purpose of this? | |
| But people right now are going to all of a sudden do this notion called automorn. | |
| Automorn being the excessive Almost a reflexive, automatic, almost a choreographed sense of mourning, this lugubrious, funereal, no matter who it is, Bob Saget, Norm Macdonald, Ken, Ramsey Lewis, excellent. | |
| But that's kind of who we are because we don't have Families anymore. | |
| And friends. | |
| And we're not tethered to actual loss. | |
| So sometimes we turn to social media platforms in order to mimic, to replicate, to pretend that, see, we're feeling this loss, yet we all can't figure out what's happening regarding the Queen and what that's about. | |
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| Kenstar. | |
| Sad. | |
| Good man. | |
| One or two impeached, basically, went after Bill Clinton. | |
| Why? | |
| Why? | |
| Remember the Star Report? | |
| Wasn't sure about phone sex. | |
| Remember that one? | |
| I don't want to go into this. | |
| I thought what they did to Monica Lewinsky was horrible. | |
| Horrible. | |
| Horrible. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| What they did. | |
| What they did to her. | |
| And what Clinton did. | |
| It's despicable. | |
| They never talk about the emotional. | |
| See, that's the thing. | |
| We live in a world where we think that everything is just about sex. | |
| That's all. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's all we focus on. | |
| But she was a young girl, I'm sorry, in love with this powerful man who used her? | |
| And other people will say, no, she used him. | |
| She became the strumpet. | |
| Remember the portly pepper pot? | |
| They made fun of her. | |
| They made fun of her looks and her weight. | |
| I'm not saying Ken Starr did this, but that was horrible. | |
| It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. | |
| Other countries said, what is this? | |
| What did she do? | |
| Who was it? | |
| Mitteron? | |
| I don't even know who it was. | |
| I'm not even sure. | |
| I think there was a, it was a, it was a picture Picture... | |
| Let me see this just for a second. | |
| You know, I always do this. | |
| I always tell you to do this. | |
| I believe it was Mineron. | |
| Uh... | |
| What was that? | |
| remember this one This is the one I thought was, oh yes, Francois Mitterrand's last secret love. | |
| His, yes, his affair. | |
| Francois Mitterrand. | |
| Okay, remember that? | |
| Remember the way the, by the way, what I just did, please do that. | |
| It's called looking things up. | |
| In fact, when I, this is also interesting, when I, and I'm constantly doing this. | |
| Look at this, Ken Starr, phone sex. | |
| Imagine somebody looking at my My list of things. | |
| And, of course, they have... | |
| You had phone sex with her? | |
| Ken Starr, on the record, it was one of the... | |
| Remember just that whole Starr report? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| We looked like such dupes. | |
| Why? | |
| Well, Miniron's over here, remember this? | |
| I think it was the front page of the New York Times, and he's with his family, and his mistress, blah, blah, blah, and the love child, and the French were saying, who is this Monica Lewinsky? | |
| What did she do? | |
| Well, you know, Clinton had an affair, and? | |
| No, no, he was, you know, he was a president, and he had sex, whatever, whatever you mean sex. | |
| And did he kill her? | |
| No, he didn't kill her. | |
| What's the problem? | |
| Because no, we didn't know because we have the sexual sophistication, I'm sorry to say, sometimes of a 12-year-old. | |
| It was the stupidest thing in the world and Ken Starr was along with the whole bit. | |
| Why? | |
| I hate impeachment. | |
| I don't care if it's Trump, I don't care if it's Clinton, I hate it. | |
| And the reason for it is simply this. | |
| It's a way to subvert the franchise. | |
| If you don't like a president, vote him out of office or her. | |
| This impeachment's got it. | |
| And by the way, it's not impeachment, it's conviction. | |
| And they do it knowing they don't have the votes for a conviction. | |
| What is the purpose of this? | |
| Why do we do this? | |
| I don't understand it. | |
| You see? | |
| I live by the Constitution. | |
| That's my thing. | |
| And the right... | |
| Can't stand... | |
| Oh, what do you mean? | |
| He lied. | |
| So what if he lied? | |
| Impeachment should be for a president doing something that only a president can do. | |
| Something that subverts, something that goes to the very essence of destroying, possibly destroying the framework, the latticework, the foundation of the republic. | |
| That's what it's about. | |
| It's not about, well, you lied. | |
| He lied about sex. | |
| It was stupid. | |
| Bill Clinton should have just, you know what? | |
| That whole thing, it depends what it is and all that. | |
| Remember when it was Paul Jones sued him? | |
| He should have just defaulted on the lawsuit and said, you know what? | |
| I don't have time to answer this stuff. | |
| Have his friends pay him off. | |
| He'll never have to go to a deposition and be done with it. | |
| No, but he didn't do that because he's Bill Clinton because he's going to outsmart you. | |
| He's smarter than everybody else. | |
| It was the dumbest thing in the world. | |
| Bill Clinton was extremely... | |
| Listen, they're all in one way or another. | |
| They're troubled. | |
| But there was Ken Starr the whole time. | |
| Why? | |
| What was that about? | |
| They wanted Clinton so bad. | |
| And my Republican friends went crazy. | |
| And then, when Trump came up, and I say the very same thing... | |
| By the way, the Democrats are very happy that I said this. | |
| And then when I say the same thing about Trump, he shouldn't impeach him. | |
| What are you, nuts? | |
| What are you, a MAGA nut? | |
| You see? | |
| It's all personal. | |
| Now listen. | |
| Ken Starr died. | |
| He's a human being. | |
| The Queen died. | |
| Ramsey Lewis died. | |
| I'm going to say Ramsey Clark. | |
| A lot of people died. | |
| These are human beings and we should think of their family. | |
| I'm not going to do this prayer or my thoughts in prayer. | |
| I don't know what that means. | |
| But their life, And their legacy does not change because they're dead. | |
| That's all I'm trying to say. | |
| And we've got to get back to the garden. | |
| I think Joni Mitchell said it best in my voice. | |
| No, we've got to get back on track. | |
| For a country that... | |
| I mean, we used to be prudish. | |
| I guess not anymore. | |
| Now we're, I mean, we've got, you know, somebody said like the morals of a, I'm trying to clean this up, a brothel alley cat where we have no sense of what's right or wrong anymore. | |
| But understand something. | |
| Please, I beg you, put personal feelings aside. | |
| Depersonalize this. | |
| If you don't like somebody, okay, you don't have to like them, but separate policy from personality. | |
| Believe me when I tell you, we'll be a lot better off that way. | |
| Now, if you like this, fine. | |
| If you don't like it, what am I going to do? | |
| I'm not going to lose any sleep over it, but I would prefer you like it. | |
| It helps the algorithm. | |
| And what I really want you to do is I want you to put down in your most eloquent. |