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Sept. 9, 2022 - Lionel Nation
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Elizabeth II: A Eulogium

It's critical that you know what you're talking about before waxing grandiose. Trust me, it helps.

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Good day, friend.
One of the most difficult things that people must learn And apparently have a hard time following is the notion that sometimes it's best not to talk about things you don't know.
And if that were true, you would hear nothing on American television news.
Nothing.
And certainly nothing on social media.
This I promise you.
When you really don't know something, you should start off by saying, I really don't, this isn't my angle, this isn't my area.
Two things it does.
First, it warns people that you don't know what you're talking about.
And second of all, it kind of sandbags, folks, because when you do say something that's pretty good, you will come across even more with it because you've already warned them that you don't know anything.
Always understate your ability.
Don't brag.
Let them see.
Let them They're going to think of you what they want.
Never ever tell them, well, I know that this is my topic.
Don't do this.
Being a braggart is so strategically wrong for so many reasons.
Incredibly wrong.
Incredibly stupid.
A really dumb thing to do.
And I want to talk about the queen.
And I'm going to deliberately ignore everything, and please don't take this the wrong way, and I love everyone here, but I am not going to pay the least bit of attention to anything that anyone says about the subject, at least here, because it is just incredibly nextioned, beyond anything.
Anything I could imagine.
Yesterday I watched BBC and it was so interesting to watch this.
And yet again, it was again missed by American commentators who don't take the time to really kind of focus on what all of this really means.
They're not there.
They're not focused.
I'm going to be talking about that.
American commentary.
Absolutely.
Just, I don't even know what to say.
If you really want to know how bad it is, watch that.
Without going into too, too much blame.
It's a very prominent news source.
It refers to Edinburgh.
And I'm so shocked.
Because when you read the I learn of the pedigree of this particular individual who fancies themselves as being head and shoulders above the rest, head and shoulders above the usual pedestrian class, the parvenus, the panjandrums.
When people make certain mistakes, you wonder, wow.
I heard somebody refer to the thames, and you wonder, wow.
Certain times, certain things can be pronounced differently.
If I showed you Cliveden, you would not think Clifton.
I understand that.
I saw in absolute horror, horror, the abbreviation of rational programming for a view from Sharon Osbourne, who I guess some News person said, let's do some cross promotion.
Sharon Osbourne.
As we say in the South, bless her heart.
Bless her heart, as you know, is a southern affectation, which basically means, oh dear God.
But you don't say that.
You say, oh bless her heart.
She means what?
You know, she'd give you the shirt off her back.
Bless her heart.
Poor thing.
Bless her heart.
Kind of a mishkina, you know?
Pover.
Absolute.
Also, it's great to see when Sharon Osbourne is so freaked out over getting into more trouble by being, in my particular case, controversial, you can tell they lose their edge.
They don't want to say anything because they're so...
They just don't say anything.
We'll talk about that.
We'll talk about the BBC coverage and padding.
Padding is a term that is used in the biz when you have to stretch.
When somebody's going to announce something, you're expecting, and you've got things in your IFB, and people are talking to you, and you tend to just...
I don't know what the word is.
You're kind of stuck in this...
And you say things just because people are talking to you.
There's a couple of things, just in no particular order.
A couple of things.
If you ever, ever, ever, ever do a TV piece, TV, if there is any more of that, I don't think there will be, but if there is, have a reverse circuit.
Installed so that when somebody talks to you and pushes the button, they get an electric shock.
The person talking to you, so that they don't talk to you.
Talking to somebody on the set is the kiss of death.
When you're on a camera, you want to be focused on that which you are talking.
You don't want anybody telling you, unless it's five seconds, things like that.
Stand by, no problem.
But directions in the middle of a sentence?
No.
No.
Also, one of the most...
Listen carefully.
Listen to what I'm saying.
If ever you run a prompter, a little unsolicited advice, you know who I'm talking to.
You know it if you're watching this, and I know your people watch this, so you know what I'm saying.
And I don't have to go any further than that, but I know you're watching this.
And this is for you.
This is meant out of respect for you.
When you run a prompter, and then we'll get to the meat of this, but I just have to say this.
You do one of two things.
The speed of the prompter is critical.
There's a switch, kind of like an accelerator.
You can push and stop and back up.
With your foot, you can actually run the prompter yourself.
I don't think it's a good idea.
Maybe there should be a button or something.
Because you don't want to worry about, I push too hard, it flashes back.
A nice turn is very easy.
A gear, a wheel, that you may run yourself.
Or, you have somebody who knows your cadence, who is really good.
A great prompter, director, worker, prompter, person, is wonderful.
If they know your cadence, and if they know what you're doing, it's wonderful.
I've had them before.
They just work.
And you can always tell when somebody's not there, they don't know how you speed.
They've got to be a little bit ahead.
They've got to know your speed.
And also, write your own words.
Make sure you say it.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Just give me five seconds here.
Or as long as I want because this is my show and this is free.
And I promise, I promise I will not be controversial.
I promise because that is not...
That is not wanted here.
Just letting you know.
We'll get to that in a moment.
But make sure you write the words in your own words, your own phrase.
What you write in a letter, what you write on a paper, sometimes does not lend itself to being spoken.
Words that are filled with numbers.
You have to say it.
A good prompter script is how you speak.
It'll be something like, you know what?
There's a time when we have to sit back for a moment and say to ourselves, you know, this doesn't make any sense, period.
Now let me sound conversational.
In prompter, it looks, who wrote this?
A child.
It looks terrible.
If I wrote something without having read it, something that's more professional, in this time of torpa, We, the intransigent, do, thereby, acquiesce.
No.
And things with numbers.
By the way, Palky Sharma is leaving we on.
I know.
I don't...
What?
She gives numbers like 122 million.
Things like that.
But one of the funniest things is when somebody, when the prompter either stops or the prompter worker or prompter...
What's the word?
Prompter user, prompter tech either isn't there and the poor person saying this just stops.
The problem with the British monarchy is, you know, I laugh because I know, I know that.
I know that feeling.
Get that prompter person.
You don't want to do that because you sound, especially when you read a blurt of things, or maybe you might throw a few words in that aren't in the prompter, and the prompter worker, prompter, what am I trying to say?
The prompter runner says, wait a minute, I don't do some...
That's another thing too.
Don't improvise too much.
But there's nothing funnier than to see somebody stops.
And the biggest problem with catching this disease...
Is...
Yes?
Yes?
Oh, so you're reading this.
I see.
Also, sometimes you've got to watch the eyes.
You don't want to get too close.
Finally, last prompter thing I want to tell you.
Be very careful when you want to emphasize something.
Be careful with know your prompter lingo.
Don't put an exclamation point after something.
Is it better to write it in lower script or in capitals?
I think capitals work.
One time I was doing something and when I went to emphasize a word like and the reason to remind yourself maybe an asterisk or something I put something the prompter signal took it as turning off the screen and all of a sudden my screen went blank.
When either we got to the word or it was in there there was nothing because that signal I wrote for emphasis or direction Basically said, turn off the prompter.
And there I was.
Thank God it was taped.
Oh, I could tell you stories about that.
It's an art.
It's an art.
May I also say something?
Let me just say.
Please be careful with having a guest on.
There's no time.
Cross-promotion will kill you.
Hey, listen.
We're going to add on.
One of our hosts has a book that's...
So we're going to interrupt the smooth flow of your show by putting on this guest that you really don't particularly care for because we promised his agent we do a cross-promotion.
Oh, and this next story, we have a guest because the subject matter of this story involves a crime of a particular ethnic demographic.
So we want to have on the conservative member of the ethnic demographic who can speak More directly regarding the individual and not be accused of racism because he or she is a member of that ethnic demographic.
We have to do that.
Why is he or she on?
Well, because we just have to do that.
No, why is there a guest on my show?
Why?
I don't know.
We just have guests.
This isn't a good guest.
This isn't a good guest.
Have any of you watched lately, seriously, any kind of mob or mafia podcast?
Oh dear God.
Oh my.
That would be my defense to there not being any organized and organized crime.
I'm going to say, let me play for you something.
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Listen to him.
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We're going to come up with a queen.
I'm going to talk about Queen Elizabeth.
A eulogium.
Why I find most people's responses absolutely disgusting.
And let me just say a couple of things just before regarding this subject.
And again, I don't expect anybody to really understand anything.
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Now let's talk about Queen Elizabeth.
Let me first tell you this.
At my individual site, my private site, yesterday I had an Absolute blast.
Blast.
Going through and explaining to you wonderful people, this family, this German, they were the Hanover's since 1916 or 1917.
They were the Hanover's.
Do you understand that?
The Hanovers.
They were German.
And there was this thing called World War I that came along.
And, well, there was Cousin Willie.
Remember him?
Remember Cousin Eddie?
You know who he was?
Maybe, maybe, maybe Jack the Ripper?
I'm just saying.
I don't want to be controversial because I can't.
Because you don't want to hear that.
But I have spent Some considerable time going through this.
And I feel no compunction whatsoever.
But the thing that I want you to recognize is as follows.
To separate.
Number one.
Don't get mad.
Understand one thing.
You don't know anything.
You don't know anything about especially the royal family.
I have studied.
I have been not an Anglophile.
Or a royal fan, but I have been addicted to this subject because it is nothing short of fascinating.
And the royal family, the royals, the monarchy, oligarchies, the queen, the queen, Vis-a-vis her subjects, her country.
All of these are different subjects.
And when I see people going online and writing the most vile and horrible, horrible, this hatred, this Karen hatred, I don't know how to explain this.
I don't know how to explain this.
People do not under The idea of regulating their mouth.
They can't do it.
Social media encourages people to say terrible things.
And it's just to see who can say the most terrible thing that will then be noted.
I don't understand why people do this.
I will not understand why.
It is a subdirectory of American news, I guess, to have somebody who shows you what somebody said on The View.
Why does this matter?
I don't know.
Why are you talking about something that happened somewhere else?
If some, quote, academic says something terrible and vile about the Queen, why is it incumbent upon you?
And why must you repeat it?
Why must you set it?
I don't hate anyone.
Hate?
It is such an unnecessary.
If I do hate somebody, they have to be worthy of the hate.
And when I get to the point where you would think I would hate somebody, I just dismiss them as irrelevant.
It's the worst fate.
I don't hate rodents that infest a basement or something.
I dislike them, but I don't hate.
When you hate, you lose yourself.
And let me say this.
You, and I don't mean you here, but it might apply, don't know anything about British history.
Not only that, Britons don't know anything about British history and how it works.
I have a dear friend of mine who is Irish, and he writes that the British monarchy will be dissolved.
No, nothing could be said that is more insane than that.
If I spent all the time in the world, nothing that I could say is as ludicrous as that.
If there's anything that is not going to happen, it is that.
I promise you.
Now, the subjects are, oh my God, they're so much fun.
If you want some, and by the way, I go this, I talk about this on my private channel because I don't want to be controversial!
Oh, no, no!
Because that would be harmful if I talked about controversial issues.
Queen Victoria is one of the most fascinating subjects.
Remember John Brown?
Her consort, her whatever he was?
40 years?
I think it was 40 years.
In mourning?
A death cult?
Wow!
It's fascinating.
Guess what she was on?
This is Queen.
I hope this isn't controversial.
I'm really tempering this because I want to get to the Queen in a moment.
She was on something called Laudanum.
This was a suspension or a mixture of compound.
Containing morphine, opium.
It was an alcoholic.
She was basically a drug addict.
I mean, Edward VII was probably responsible for virtually every catastrophe of the 20th century.
Up to and including World War I and then leading up to Pearl Harbor.
I mean, you have no earthly idea.
Edward VIII I wanted to be a Viceroy, basically, with that German paper hanger whose name, if I mention it, might be controversial.
And I don't want to do that.
I speak about him in much greater detail on my private adult channel where we can discuss things that are exceedingly controversial.
Edward VII was one of the most fascinating subjects because this is the first time we have a perfect blend of the oligarchy and the monarchy He was, while Victoria, his mother, was out of commission with her paramour, Brown, Edward VII ran the show.
I don't know if he was like a...
They consider him...
Edward VIII, they want to be almost like a doge using the Venetian concepts of this.
We don't understand history.
We don't recognize history.
We don't understand.
We hate history in our world.
Hate it.
We hate history.
We don't know what history is.
We don't study it.
Tolstoy said history would be a wonderful thing if only it were true.
Napoleon said, history is a myth created by man that we pretty much basically agree to repeat.
History was written by the winners, I think either Churchill and or von Hindenburg.
Winston Churchill, you have no earthly idea.
How we were played by the British.
No idea.
None.
Churchill was as slick as you can get.
Have you ever heard Perfide Albion?
The historic references to the treachery of this.
And I'm looking, I just look over at the comments.
Bless your heart, I realize.
Don't read them?
They have.
At least the people who are writing this have absolutely no content.
And I love you.
I honestly love you.
But sometimes it's like being in the day room of an insane asylum with people just mumbling, just saying things.
What, if you want to do that?
Open the door!
Lindbergh made it!
What do you mean Lindbergh didn't make it?
He didn't make it!
And they must have...
And that, by the way, and you are welcome to do this, but this is the glory and part of the mystique and part of the illusion of the importance of social media live streaming.
Because people write absolute gibberish.
Logoria.
This is like diarrhea, but logoria.
Words that just pour out.
Just, there's no, it cannot stop it.
Logolalia.
Kind of a disjointed, disconnected, jumbled.
Machine gun of...
You hear it a lot of times, it's a symptom of certain forms of mental illness.
Perseveration, sometimes a repeat of things.
And also, my favorite is the repeating and the regurgitation of memes, themes, and expressions, shibboleths of different people, so that you can show immediate conversance and membership of groups, where you say things.
Fascinating.
Nobody will ever understand, as I do, and I'm sorry to say this, The real magic of social media, what it does, the human interconnectivity, how it creates illusions of lucidity.
It creates these platforms that seem so interesting.
Now, and they aren't, except for the insanity of what's being presented.
The American commentary regarding the Queen, beyond, beyond Harid.
What was the most fascinating couple of observations yesterday?
When the Queen died, that was it.
It was so fast.
I was watching this.
And I knew most Americans would not be paying attention to this.
When the moment happened, I wanted to be able to watch.
BBC, I watched nothing but BBC.
BBC was, they suspended everything.
I knew it was, you're watching history.
Americans don't understand this because Americans don't understand history.
And nothing's important.
Nothing's important.
Americans just...
We are such a group of sloths.
You know how you've got...
Do you ever have a weird...
I don't know, members of your family might be weird or you might have somebody that...
You know, you love them, but you really...
Wow.
That's who we are.
The other day I was at JFK Airport.
You haven't lived until you've seen the humanity.
If you want to see...
The complete and total devolution of a society in terms of everything from culture to apparel to cleanliness to customs to where the evolution train is now going backwards.
This is devolution.
But yesterday, as soon as she died, it was everywhere.
They didn't even say this on BBC yet.
They didn't say this on BBC.
What's interesting is when they preempt shows, at the corner of the television program will be the name that usually occurs or that is usually shown.
So while you're watching the funereal cortege, you will see the name of the show is World's Largest Goiters.
My 300 pound boil or whatever the name of the show is.
Kind of interesting.
But it was immediate.
When Robin Williams died, I knew I knew it first because I could see on social media it hadn't even registered yet.
So I knew it.
Probably one of the few...
I don't know how.
I and whoever posted it first.
The instantaneous information and dissemination was breathtaking before...
Before TV, before radio, we would have known maybe 12 hours later.
So, so very interesting.
But you do not understand, you cannot understand if you just love history.
And my favorite are people who love Downton Abbey, House of, or Lord of the Rings, or the House of Thrones, or whatever the hell these, I don't watch this, but That's nothing.
That's nothing.
This is, oh my God.
Who these people are, the changing of the name from Hanover, 1917, after World War I, with Kaiser Wilhelm, Cousin Willy, the Tsar, Alexandra, cousins, this homozygotic pact, it's incredible and and And how powerful the Queen is?
She gets to spend Parliament and...
Oh my God!
And wealth?
You think Zuckerberg?
You really believe that?
You really think that Jeff Bezos is the richest person?
You have no...
And power?
She is, I believe, I believe her wealth, there's a particular bank, I believe it's called, it's a, is it the Count's Bank?
We don't even know.
You have no earthly idea.
None.
You have no conception of the money, but the power and the labyrinth and how Philip, World War II, this is when it gets really interesting.
Oh my God.
You know what?
I...
I'll keep that for my private thing.
You know how people love to talk about the Bilderbergs and Beatrix and...
Philip?
And Diana?
Diana?
Are you watching the...
Diana...
What is it on...
Is it...
Amazon Plus, or one of those, I can't even, Max Plus, but who knows, whatever this show is.
You want to go into Diana?
You don't even, you don't, you don't, you don't even know that you can't even begin to understand this.
We are 246 years old, right?
We don't have this.
We don't have this.
We love to be, well, we're, You know, here's Biden and Trump.
Imagine going back to George I. The Norman Conquest.
What are we?
None of this makes sense.
We've got Biden.
And Trump.
And that's the beauty of who we are.
Now the Queen.
I liked her.
I liked her.
A lot.
Let me see you think about this.
Just for a second.
I'm trying to mess up.
Please let me.
I hope I'm not too controversial.
I hope this isn't harming anyone.
Please.
I don't want to harm you with controversy.
Dear God, no.
Now listen to me.
I'm going to stop right there.
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Now...
I'm going to tell you this again.
I have spent...
Oh my God.
I have loved...
I just love stories.
I love stories.
I love Wallace, Simpson, Edward VIII.
Oh my God!
This is what they did to him?
What Wallace Simpson did to him?
Did you know what happened when he said, and yes, Wallace, yes, Eddie, well, I did it.
You did what?
I abdicated my throat.
You what?
No, I, no.
They told me I couldn't marry you.
I gave it up.
You did what?
Aren't you happy?
No!
Oh, they abused this guy.
I mean, he just...
And the toothbrush, mustache, paper hanger.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
When you get a chance, look up when you get a chance.
You look up Prince Beatrix.
And look at this.
Was it Klaus?
Was it Bernard?
There are so many interesting people.
Prince Philip is just wow.
Prince Philip.
Spend some time today if you want to have some fun.
I'm going to get to the Queen in a moment.
But spend some time going through his more incredible things that he has said.
You will not believe them.
You think you're racist?
You think you've heard racist?
No.
Our racism is somebody will say the N-word, which is despicable.
He spoke lyrically.
His sense, it was brutal.
Brutal!
Absolutely brutal, his version of this.
Oh, I can't.
Can't say it enough.
Cannot.
But, but, let us go on.
The Queen, 1952.
You're 25 years old.
And all of a sudden, your father dies.
And you are the Queen.
25 years old.
You can say what you want, but I'll tell you why I liked her.
Number one, I know exactly what she's about.
Do not ever, ever sell her short.
Do not ever let that grandma look fool you.
Don't ever think, oh, she's so nice.
Uh-huh.
You know who should have the worried look?
Meghan Markle.
Because she knew how to pull back the reins.
This is the Queen.
With this crew, I don't know.
Meghan Markle is just...
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
They're...
Chuck has been waiting.
He's like Ted...
Remember Ted Kennedy?
Ted Kennedy wasn't waiting for his mother to die.
I mean, he didn't, you know, get anything, but...
She was on a hundred...
I mean, Ted Kennedy...
Rose Kennedy went on forever.
This guy is 73 right now and he is now the queen consort.
She's going to be the queen consort.
He is the king.
He is the king.
And he may not have the sense of proportion that the queen had because the one who was being told right now don't mess with these people is Meghan.
She doesn't know who they are.
You don't know who they are.
You don't know what they're capable of doing.
You think we can pull off stuff here?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No.
No.
There is no version of the Queen that we have here.
Nothing.
Look what they're doing to Trump.
You think they would do this?
No.
No.
But the Queen was 25 years old, and she always kept her mouth shut.
Now, Chuck, be careful.
He is so great reset, it's not even funny.
He is so...
World Economic Forum, WAF, Klaus Schwab, I mean, he is...
This is a guy who goes to Balmoral and talks to flowers.
This is a guy who thought nothing of it.
He would salmon fish.
He had his vegetables brought 600 miles.
You live in a world, he never, ever, ever received the love, the respect, the connection with his father, Philip.
What Philip did, Philip sensed weakness in Charles.
Weakness.
Sent him to that school that Philip went to.
It was horrible.
Chuck couldn't take it.
He was crying.
He was a very, very sensitive, sensitive...
Prince Charles was like John Kennedy Jr. in many respects.
John Kennedy was like John Kennedy Jr.
John Kennedy was picked by Joseph Kennedy once Joseph was killed.
And why did Joseph...
Why was the eldest one...
Why?
Well, let me tell you something.
Remember, just as an aside, because it's the back story that's interesting.
When this brother, the eldest Kennedy's son, Joseph, was Joe, was, um, found out that Jack got the medal for PT-109 and after the Profiles in Courage that probably Teddy's orange had wrote, who knows?
He ran upstairs, they say, crying.
How could he do it?
Because of the competition.
And he, the eldest, the scion, the dauphin, decided he was going to outdo John Kennedy.
So he agreed or volunteered for this suicide.
He was going to basically fly a bomber and then parachute out of it.
This is the way they think.
Anyway, John Kennedy, you are picked.
You have no say in this.
I'm going to get a president.
After the elder, the eldest Kennedy, after that connection with who?
The paper hanger again.
That's what happens.
Oh, you'll never understand that one.
You can't understand this interconnection.
But anyway, back to reality.
So here's Chuck.
Who was Chuck's father?
Mountbatten.
Mountbatten.
And what did the IRA do?
Chuck was devastated.
Always a sigh.
Here's one for you, and I talk about this at great length.
You know, how do I say this?
We have this thing in our country where pretty much you may have famous people who may sire a child out of wedlock or whatever it is.
But we don't really have people in offices, in families, who are not really the brother of so-and-so, whose father is somebody else.
Well, I discussed that, but not here.
Why?
Because that's controversial.
That might injure you.
But in the British family, it's a different story.
Look at Harry.
And look at Charles.
Look at William.
That's Charles.
That's a Windsor.
That's a Hanover.
Look at Edward.
What about Edward?
You never hear about him and Sophie?
I'm just telling.
I'm just saying.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
This is Edward.
Edward's over here.
Literally, figuratively, Edward's over there.
Edward, just don't worry about Edward.
He never even comes up.
Just don't talk about Edward.
He's over there.
Who's Lord Porchester?
Oh my God, did I say it?
Look that one up.
Oh, you don't know.
See, our hours are like...
We think, you know, somebody says something about a birth certificate and you think, oh my God, such scandal.
Scandal?
We don't have any scandals.
This group, you can't believe.
That's all I'm going to say.
But the Queen, she never said anything.
She made a big mistake.
Big mistake when Di died or was killed.
We don't know.
That was a mistake.
That was a bad.
Annus Horribilis.
Remember that?
Annus Horribilis.
Who comes up with Annus Horribilis?
The Queen says you don't understand.
Queen's kind of like Trump in a way.
I am who I am.
I'm not going to wear a cowboy hat.
I'm not going to be your friend.
I'm not some podunk.
I'm who I am.
And the queen says, I say, Annus Horribilis.
Okay, fine.
But she kept it together.
And they loved her.
And let me tell you what I like about her.
And that, it's called tradition.
It's called heraldry.
It's called pomp.
Elegance.
Tradition.
Vestments.
Procession.
Tradition, rite, consecration, honor, procedure.
I love that.
We don't have that.
I would thrive.
I love...
You know, she gets her red box every day, or did, with all the private stuff.
Remember, she, all her MI6 stuff, she gets that.
Remember when this one fellow broke into Buckingham Palace?
Remember that one?
She walked in and there was this guy sitting on her bed.
He says, hello!
I don't know where this guy is now, but he says, excuse me, may I make a phone call?
Yes.
What is your name?
Yes.
Reginald?
Yes, Reginald.
Please forgive me.
Yes.
Hello?
Yes.
The roses are in bloom.
Might have been a code word and they moved in.
How the hell did...
Remember that one?
How about, remember this?
This was my favorite story.
My favorite.
All right.
You know what I'm doing?
See what I did now?
It's called, I'm reading.
And I research.
Hang on.
Oh, where is she?
Yeah, here we go.
This is in 1991.
And Britain's Queen Elizabeth, this was 1991, May, May 15th, the Ides of May, didn't know what to think what a jolly 67-year-old great-grandmother, 67, at a housing project in one of the capital's worst neighborhoods gave her a big hug and exclaimed, how are you doing?
The Queen, who was rarely touched in public, appeared to exhibit faint alarm and endured the display of affection without hugging back.
But Alice Frazier didn't seem to think there was anything unusual about what she had done.
That's the American way to me, she said.
Frazier didn't even recall whether the Queen had hugged her back.
I was so excited, I don't know.
She kind of put her arm around me.
The Queen visited Frasier and ten members of her extended family inside her home, a modest wood-framed dwelling, during a 20-minute stop in her second day of a three-day visit to Washington.
Frasier's home is one of four built by a private-public partnership.
Anyway, and there she was.
Wonderful, glorious, sweet African-American woman.
She says, if you come into my house, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I love it.
Queen didn't go crazy.
They kept saying, you touched the queen, and the queen said, lighten up.
It's Miss Frazier.
I handled World War II.
This I can handle.
I love that.
You know who I really liked?
The queen mum.
You know why?
Elizabeth's mother.
This is the one.
Oh, yeah.
She loved her gin.
Woo!
Spody-oody!
She'd get waxed every day.
Gooned, baby!
My kind of gal.
And she and the king, they stayed in Britain.
They didn't hightail it.
They said, no, no, we're staying here.
There's a guts to these folks.
They are...
But there's a balance.
What they did, what they...
I mean, they were...
World War II, we have no conception of that.
Peter O'Toole one time said, he was frightened of Hitler.
It freaked him out.
As a kid, he didn't understand what was happening.
We have no concept of this.
This story died.
It's all in the...
And the Queen hated this stuff in public.
Andy, Ku Stark, Fergie, the, dare I say, having her, um, her Hallux, no, is it Hallux?
Yes, her, her, her, anyway, her feet were embraced by this bald-headed Houston banker.
Do you remember that one?
Yes, I do.
Fergie, who still lives with Andrew, in cool stock, Andrew and Epstein.
Oh, my God.
The Queen hated it.
They withdrew.
And the one to watch, the one you've got to watch, is Wills and Kate.
I'm putting my money on Kate.
Kate is cold blood.
I like her.
The family, the kids, oh.
The Queen says, that's exactly what I wanted.
I'm glad she saw that.
That's what she wanted.
But this group?
And Di?
Oh my God.
And you know, Charles probably said, I didn't want Di.
I want Camilla.
That was the love of his life.
What are you doing to me?
No.
And then imagine, imagine, imagine if Princess Di had married Dodie?
99?
Imagine if she had converted to Islam.
Imagine right before 9-11.
I'm going to stop right there.
Stop.
Don't respond.
Think about that.
Just say, I got it.
I got it.
I understand.
Do you love intricate?
It doesn't get anything.
It doesn't even get more intricate than this.
It's beautiful.
It's fascinating.
And nobody, but nobody in this pathetic media world can even get near it.
And I know you can stop and say, let's bring on Sharon Osbourne.
Let's bring on Nigel Farage.
Let's bring on Pierce Morgan.
Let's bring on...
And there are people who are non-monarchists.
I understand that.
There are people who do not understand this, and I understand, but first and foremost, she represents that country.
People love her for the most part, for the great, great most part.
She represents them.
And we don't understand that because we don't respect our leaders.
And maybe you might want to say...
We don't have leaders worthy of respect.
We like to think so when David McCullough came up and made up all this stuff about Washington and John Adams and Jefferson.
Historians love this.
Doris Kearns go in and Lincoln came together and why am I sounding like Richard Burton?
I have no idea.
We don't have that.
This is alien to us.
We had a An inauguration with And Dave.
I don't know if it was Sam and Dave.
I think one of them died.
I don't know if it was Sam or And Dave.
Because they never got rid of the And.
It's just, for example, And the Pips are now touring, from what I understand.
What do we have?
Nancy Pelosi?
I love when they say, for example, Virginia Trust.
Whether her...
What is his name?
Oh God.
The fellow who was going to run, the Tory, running for her.
Whether he was too posh.
These Etonians.
We have this pretend hierarchy.
Harvard and Ivy League.
Nothing!
This is a finishing school for revolutionaries or whatever they are.
We don't understand.
We don't...
And what we are doing today, if I said Malthus, Bentham, do you know what that is?
The foundation of today's environmental movement?
Everything that we do goes back there.
We are so brand new in this thing.
Americans think we run everything.
It's all our idea.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
We might be the biggest and the baddest.
What they did, I mean, we don't have, we're here.
Imagine being a part of the British Isles.
Imagine being a part of Europe, where you can drive two hours, be in a different country with a different history, a different language.
We're here.
We don't understand this.
We've never really been attacked.
We didn't have to go into the tube at night as dive bombers hit London.
I mean, we don't understand it.
It brought people together.
And then we had our own moment of Anglophilia where we loved starting with the British invasion and the Beatles.
The Beatles, by the way, the most overdone, overrated concept in human existence.
They were good, but not that good.
But our Americas went crazy.
Did you ever hear people doing that fake Liverpoolian accent?
Come on.
I'm a Newcastle guy, by the way.
The greatest language.
The greatest...
That's where I want to go.
I'm a Geordie baby at heart.
A Geordie and an Aussie.
That's who I am.
That's my pedigree.
That's my thing.
You don't...
If you watch any of this today, I don't think they're going to be having Russell Brand on anytime soon, but maybe they are.
I don't know.
You've got some 20-year-old line producer.
Yeah, we've got to get somebody from Britain.
What do we got?
Who do we have?
Who?
Sharon Osbourne.
All right.
That'll do, I guess.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Sure.
That'll do.
Next.
It's only a minute.
What do we care?
That's our depth.
One of the funniest...
What was it?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my God.
I should...
During the Queen's 70th, there was a certain morning show.
And I understand that you call it the Queen's English.
I learned that.
Somebody gave me notes on that.
Did you know that?
You call it the Queen's English.
Now, did you call it the King's English when they were there?
Did you know that?
And Queen, Freddie Mercury, did he?
Uh-huh.
Because we know that.
Uh-huh.
You've got to know when you're ahead.
And you've got to know, man's got to know his limitations.
Dirty Harry said that in Magnum Force.
Man's got to know his limitations.
Understand it.
Americans do not understand the Queen.
They don't get it.
I mean, you can read about it, but you don't really understand it.
You don't get it.
And of course, the social media folks, these people with anger issues, and a thimble full depth of understanding regarding historicity and the like, are coming out of the woodwork.
So, say what you want.
The Queen was something.
Not perfect.
I'm not a monarchist.
And you don't even know what these people were.
But in terms of the human being, she was something.
I liked her.
I really did.
What she did for her country?
Think about that.
Since she was 25?
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Alright.
You have a great day.
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I think you'll be injured by the truth.
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Until then, reminding you, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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