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July 22, 2022 - Lionel Nation
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The WH Occupant's Day of Reckoning

There will come the denouement. Bet on it.

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Good day, my friend.
Happy Friday.
Like that means anything, but I guess it does.
We always say that.
We always say, Happy Friday.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice weekend.
Today might very well be the most comprehensive and multifarious, multiform subjects that you will ever hear.
We have so much, I mean just so much to discuss.
J6, sterilization.
Operation Northwoods, America Forgetting, Ghost Flights, Employers, Black Hispanic Voting, J6, Caroline Kennedy, Dave Chappelle, the myth of the Dave Chappelle intrigue.
Ooh, he's taking on the...
I mean, it's just, come on, please.
Very popular.
Our good friend Joe Rogan, who does a wonderful job.
Classic.
Remember, when will Trump be on our show?
But we'll talk about that in just a moment.
Just a moment.
Because I want to talk to you about a lot of fascinating stuff, which I...
If you do not, let me just warn you about something.
First, if you like this, if you don't, I don't care if you even don't like this, just hit the like button.
YouTube is telling me I'm losing like 400 subscribers.
There's no way!
There is no, I'm seeing the response and the numbers, and I don't think so, but...
You know, that's the price you pay for being popular, is having metrics that diametrically are not reflective of such.
Anyway, please like this.
Tell your friends.
Join them.
Have them join.
Most people do not say anything.
They just watch this.
Or they listen to it later, or they're driving to work, or they're doing whatever it is.
That's fine.
I get it.
I dig it.
No problem.
No problem whatsoever.
So please do that.
That's a very important aspect of it.
If you've just tuned in, if you've just, if this is the first time, by the way, do we have any first time folks here?
Any first time?
Yeah, I'm new here.
I've never been here.
Christo Stavro.
His 21st anniversary.
Saw him Saturday night.
We wept.
We hugged.
We embraced.
Happy anniversary to that brave woman of yours, that intrepid spirit.
You too, mind you, but let's face it.
Who's new here?
Anyone?
Anyone's here?
Rogan's Heroes.
Very, very good.
A show, by the way, about...
The comic hijinks of Nazis were the cast of mostly Jews.
Hochstetler, Buchalter, Klimper, they're all Jews.
Which I think could probably not be done today.
Let me explain for what you...
I have no political party.
I have absolutely no inclination.
I have no name for what I believe.
I think that everything you are seeing is a complete and total waste of time.
Somebody says, why is Chappelle so important?
Not important.
You are told that these are the new stories.
This is what you're going to focus on.
You're going to follow these.
Whatever they say, you're going to follow them.
And I say, oh no, no, no.
They're not important.
They're not.
We determine that which we speak of.
We do.
Not these people.
Not these people.
They just don't.
Alan says, I'm independent.
I don't even have a name.
If I said, you hungry?
Yes.
What would you like?
What are you?
Are you Italian?
No, I'm hungry.
I don't know.
We like certain things.
We don't say, I'm strictly Italian.
I'm strictly pasta.
Nobody thinks like that.
When he hears that music, are you jazz?
We don't label anything in our life.
We don't label anything.
Nothing.
Nothing.
But I want to say this.
And this is really, really important.
And I want to make sure we get this out of the way, which is...
I had a friend of mine, I've been telling everybody that I know, everybody, not just you, not just you, but I've been talking about being self-sufficient for years in terms of preparing for disaster.
And as soon as somebody tells me, as soon as somebody gives me a name, I'm in.
As soon as somebody said, oh, you're a truther, I'm in.
Even, oh, you're a prepper?
I'm in.
I'm absolutely in.
100%.
As gas prices are dropping, not anywhere, you know, not far enough.
But we're having more monies.
The food crisis is not going away.
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Because I simply believe that there are people like you and me who have a passion, a passion, a belief in food, self-sufficiency.
Food.
Remember, food, water, energy.
That's it.
The Troika, the Triumvirate, the Trio.
That's it.
Food, water, energy.
The water we'll talk about later.
Energy, we'll talk about that.
But the food, we can do something about it.
Because you understand that there is a real movement to practice, to be prepared for emergency preparedness.
You've been told a million times.
You've been through toilet paper.
You've been talking about supply chains, trucker's drive, baby formula.
Remember tampon shortages.
Remember all this stuff.
Food shortage.
It's all over the world.
Look what's happening right now, especially in Asian countries.
This is going to come here, and you know that.
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And I want to be very certain about something.
You understand.
There are other companies, other people, some great people out there who promote.
But the only one that we get...
Let me go through a couple of things here in no particular order.
Number one, Michelle Obama is not going to run for anything.
She is not going to be the nominee.
She has no interest in...
Going on the hustings and standing in rubber chicken dinners in Iowa.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do this.
Understand something.
When you become agents of the shadow government and you have dutifully performed your job the way you are paid back later.
Is very simply this.
In the old days, because I think Netflix is collapsing as we know it, even though they have some good stuff on it.
They give you a deal to be a producer for shows.
They did that for Barry.
Obama.
They did it for others.
Hey, would you like to help produce a series of shows?
Spotify.
Hey, would you...
They did that.
Remember that Meghan and Harry thing?
That fell apart.
Then there was the Obama Spotify show.
See, when you're making deals, if you want to find yourself on a platform amidst big tech, kind of this neo-fascism, where you have a combination of government and corporation merging, they're going to say, we'll let you do this.
Unless you want to have all of a sudden some mysterious...
Problems with your cloud or whatever it is that keeps you going.
You better make sure you give us a number of no-show jobs that we're going to throw at you.
Up to and including books.
That's the way to do it.
Hang on, Barry, you and Michelle.
Hang on a minute.
We're going to write you here.
Here's your check for a book.
This is a book that will be...
Ah, you'll see a few.
Maybe at an airport.
You know, maybe you'll see it.
Oh, look!
There's this...
At the, you know, whatever the book, the gift shop is.
Oh, look.
Bezos, you're going to, yes, number one.
It's going to go to number one, right?
Yeah, okay, good.
Take care of that.
Take care of that, Michelle.
Okay.
For what you did, we're going to take care of you.
You'll be doing something.
Don't worry.
We can't pay you when you're in office.
We'll just do it later on because we control everything.
Amazon, Facebook, social, you name it.
Music.
Are you musically in kind?
If you can sing.
You want a Grammy?
We'll give you a Grammy.
If that means anything to you.
You want to do that?
We'll give you a Grammy.
Nobody cares about that.
But if you want to get a Grammy, we'll have you read something guaranteed.
What do you want?
That's how we pay you off.
That's the back end.
So don't even fool me.
If you want to see who's going to run, do not.
Do not rule out Hillary.
But Hillary is so low on the totem.
And the reason for it is simply this.
The new message today, the World Economic Forum, the ESG Klaus Schwab crowd, what they believe in is something that Hillary Clinton is not even conversant with.
It's not in her spirit.
It's not in her DNA.
ESG, economic, social, governance, the Great Reset, sustainability, all that jazz.
It's not her thing.
She is more of a Republican than Josh Hawley.
She is as Republican.
She is as hardcore gangster as you can imagine.
And she doesn't recognize her Democratic Party anymore.
Democrats don't recognize it.
And what Schwab and Soros and others are saying, listen, we are viruses.
We go in and we just picked this group.
It was easier for us to get our job done.
Maybe we represent China.
We work with China.
We are...
We are globalists.
We don't...
You see, remember this.
This is our side of the world.
You see this right here?
This is our side.
It's not very exciting, is it?
Just look at it.
South America, US, Canada.
Now, this is the other side of the world.
Whoa!
See that?
Wow!
Look at all the colors.
Look at all the languages.
That's where you want to be.
And that's where they are.
And these folks have a deal with China.
And China says, we make all the alternative energy.
All of the new reusable energy.
The windmill.
The turbine.
No problem!
You think Hillary's going to sell that?
She could, but she won't.
It's not her thing.
You want, I'm putting my money in.
The best thing they've got is Gavin Newsom.
Absolutely.
I pick him in a heartbeat.
He's got it intellectually.
He's got the look, the presence.
He's not enfeebled.
He doesn't scare people like AOC.
Remember, AOC, she will destroy the Democratic Party.
That's why we support her.
I support AOC 100%.
AOC, the squad, Elon Musk, Nancy Pelosi cannot stand these people.
Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Pressley, the squad, the others, you don't hear about them.
So anyway.
Let's just get this out of the way.
And if there's a dear friend of mine watching right now, in the Garden State, no way, no way is Michelle Obama, I don't care about the book, I don't care about that, it doesn't matter.
That's the pay up.
Okay, that's number one.
Number two, let me explain something to you.
Do you know what's going to happen with the J-6 trespassing hearing?
Nothing.
Now let me tell you something right now.
It may turn out that President Trump was a baby, an idiot, a guy who never got it, a fellow who just was absolutely did not.
Maybe he read it for what it was.
He realized this is not an insurrection.
It might have been a riot.
And let's be fair, it might have been You know, it doesn't look good.
But what you're never going to see on any of these primetime shows is what was done not to stop it.
Never going to see that.
Ashley Babbitt, the guy who shot her, the people saying, come on in!
Come on in!
Right here!
Come on!
Come on!
Right here!
Congress over here!
House of Representatives here?
Senate here?
Come on in.
Come on in.
You're never going to see that.
You're never going to see the agents provocateurs.
Agents provocateurs.
The inside false flaggers.
The feds.
You're never going to see that.
Eps and nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
And if President Trump were to testify, which I advise him not to, he would say, That's not an insurrection.
If this was an insurrection, you better believe I would have been there.
If I'd have looked at it, I'd have said, is that China?
Are those Chinese military?
Holy, let's go!
Did you see the National Guard?
Nope.
What, am I the only one there?
No, come on, stop it.
It wasn't an insurrection.
It wasn't a rumpet.
It wasn't!
It was stupid!
Mm-hmm.
Stupid.
Got it!
Stupid!
And I'm waiting.
Just get to the part where you have the criminal...
I'll give you one of these.
The criminal sanctions, what exactly?
Tell me what part of Title 18 USC did he actually...
Do you think seditious conspiracy, do you believe he did that?
If you really want to stretch this thing out, But as far as being a baby, oh.
I didn't win!
Okay.
Tell Nixon that.
Tell Dick Nixon that.
Tell him.
Tell Dick that.
This was a Jesuit high school.
That was the worst.
You know what it is?
Did you ever hear a three-speed?
That's who he was.
Nixon.
Yep.
He knew that.
Sam Giancana took that.
Got it.
Got it.
Understand.
This happened.
Ask Al Gore.
See, Al Gore is smart.
Al, do you want to pursue this?
No.
Al, you're going to be the first carbon billionaire.
Got it.
Thank you.
That's okay.
Not interested.
Not interested.
Hillary Clinton.
So, it's over.
It's done.
And we're finished with it.
We're just finished with it.
Done.
It's over.
They tried it.
It was Liz Cheney.
Nobody wants her.
The Republicans are done with her.
Adam Schiff's done.
It's over.
Kinzinger?
It doesn't matter.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Now, as far as being on, quote, prime time, let me explain something to you.
Let me see if I can get this across.
It's very, very critical.
Netflix even predicted this.
Television, and we can define what television means, is done, what, in 10 years?
Less than 10 years.
Under 10. It's really done.
It is done.
It's done.
Most people do not.
No, no, no, no, no.
You see, we talk among people who really know.
We know this stuff.
They don't know it.
We know this stuff.
We're in on this stuff.
See?
We're in on this.
Let me move on.
I'm going to throw this on just to give you an idea.
And I just want you to hear me out.
To show you, you know those low rent shows, Jerry Springer, Maury Povich?
They're over with.
They won't work today.
Why do you think that is?
Why?
Why?
Now think about this.
I don't want you to just, I want you to think.
I want you to think.
I want you to sit there.
Okay.
Because nobody's doing that today.
I know people who put on...
Oh my God.
Even my good friend Bill Cunningham was on for a great talk show host.
That show was so horrible.
I was on one time as a guest.
It's true.
It took me, what, three days?
I couldn't get over it.
Maybe five days.
I was so psychically scarred.
You think I'm kidding.
It was, I've never seen, I don't know where, I don't know what this was, dear.
Anyway.
But that's over with.
Why do you think that is?
Think about that.
Why do you think that is?
That's what I want to know.
Another question I have, which is very important.
Where are the employees?
I talked to a friend yesterday, he's in the medical profession, and he tells me his friends in these medical suites, doctors and dentists, they're leaving, many of them going back to those native-born.
Why do you think?
What is happening today?
What is happening?
They can't get people, they can't get people to be employees.
Why?
What is happening?
Where are the employees?
Where are they?
Do you know anybody who's been involved in this?
Do you know anybody who's in any kind of retail or mercantile business who says, where are all the people?
Where are they?
Have you?
Have you found them?
Have you found them?
Think about that one.
Here's what I heard the other day.
This was interesting.
There was a, somebody said one time, where are these people?
And many are saying, we are waiting for the second COVID, the second monkeypox, the second coming, the second plague, the second whatever you want to call it.
We're waiting for this.
And we know we're going to get our money.
Why go back to work now?
Why?
Why go back to work?
That's what they're doing.
That's what they're doing.
Next, how can Joe Biden get COVID?
Same thing for Fauci, after he and others said flat out, you will never get it.
I'm no expert, but everybody's asking the questions.
And people are going to just forget, because I don't think anybody really cares about that.
But it's a good question.
Now the other day I said, you don't hear anybody getting polio.
Guess what?
Almost immediately there's a new polio case in what?
Rockland County or something?
Rockland County?
Yeah.
The measles.
Right, right.
Now listen carefully.
Listen carefully.
What do you think is different?
That might be able to explain a new, dare I say, frequency of various diseases that we haven't seen in a long time.
What might be that reason?
What do you think?
Well, if we're having new people show up from all parts of the world, Who themselves have not enjoyed the ability of sanitary facilities and water treatment.
Believe it or not, some of the most fascinating stories.
I have not seen Bobby Kennedy lately.
I don't know where he has been.
But he has done some of the most phenomenally interesting.
Lectures on the history of polio and how, believe it or not, one of the reasons for the diminution, the de minimis numbers of cases, might be because of increased sanitary, refrigeration, other things as well.
It's a multivariate form.
But, if you're having new people, come in.
From all over the world.
And you're putting them on ghost flights in the middle of nowhere.
We can take you to places in Westchester, New York Post talked about this, Jersey, wherever you are, they fly in on these white places.
We don't know where they go.
See ya!
Anybody following them?
No.
How about having people travel and all you, you don't even need an ID.
Just a copy of your arrest warrant?
This is beautiful.
But don't expect anything to be done because Americans are too busy.
We're too busy talking about Dave Chappelle.
Or the heat.
Or whatever.
Because you are told what to think.
You don't say, no, no, no, no, no.
I control this.
See, one of the reasons why I like Spotify And Pandora to an algorithm forms the music.
I get to pick my songs.
I don't have to wait for Cousin Brucie to figure something out.
I pick my news.
You pick your news.
That's why we are such a threat.
Because we say we're not interested in that.
Yeah, maybe a little bit of Harry, Prince Harry.
Okay, just a little bit.
But that's not our concern.
That's not what we're interested in.
Now, next, I did three pieces today.
Three pieces.
On sterilization, this alleged claim of sterilization in In view of Roe.
That's number one.
Number two, we all start with, you know they say, in the beginning.
Kind of like the genesis of our, we are called conspiracists and conspirateurs and all this stuff.
You start off one of the best, the Bible with Operation Northwoods.
Declassified.
Absolutely there.
And I discuss it in the significance as a lecture to those individuals finding themselves in this for the first time.
I provide you with that.
And it is chapter one for anybody who says, let me get into this.
In fact, I'll put a little link there for you right there.
For you.
And this is what we never talk about here.
Never.
We don't talk about that.
We talk around it.
Never here.
No, no, no.
In fact, we might want to have a code word or something for it.
So we're talking about Northwoods.
Number two.
Remember when we said, never forget 9-11.
Every year they do it.
September's coming up.
21 years.
21 years.
September.
And you always say, never forget what we forgot.
Today in my second video, I list what we forgot.
It's great.
It's beautiful.
And the third thing is something I want to talk to you about.
And I think we can say this.
There is a myth.
Now listen to this.
Our good friend Tucker Carlson did a nice little piece.
By the way, Tucker Carlson, best Fox News piece.
Ten minutes or so of his first segment.
That's it.
That's all you need.
Everything else you get.
Move on.
Move on.
Just...
It's okay.
But it's just, you know...
It's, again, it's like, that's not the good stuff.
What was the thing they're talking about, yammering about?
Oh, oh, about, oh, over and over, Alba, Alvin Bragg finally dropped charges.
Like, okay, alright, okay.
Oh, Lee Zelda, we'll get to that in a minute.
Okay, but, a couple of things here.
But they're also talking about this, and here's the story they want you to believe, that women, young women, In view of, not in lieu of, but in view of the loss of Roe v.
Wade, as they say, which did not prohibit or reverse or make illegal abortion.
Did not do that.
It never did that.
Never.
Never happened.
Did not happen?
If you want to have abortion in your state, go ahead.
If you don't want to have it, go ahead.
That's it.
But the story is that there are so many women so upset over this that they're saying, you know what?
Screw that.
I'm going to get sterilized.
What?
That's right.
I'm going to get sterilized.
Really?
Do you believe this?
No.
No.
So let me get this straight.
Morgan, Michaela, Trixie, whatever.
Let me get this straight.
You, you, because theoretically, and there's no indication of it being made illegal in your state, but theoretically, because of the overturning of Roe, Actually, I say, to the point of exhaustion, it's really Casey that was overturned because Casey overturned Roe.
Anyway, you're going to go and you're going to have a tubal ligation or hysterectomy?
That's right.
Because of why?
Because I am so upset.
I think, you know what?
I've never wanted to have children, so I'm going to just go and I'm going to have an abortion.
I mean, have a sterilization.
Okay.
So you're telling me Let me get this straight.
You're telling me that you just can't, you have so much sex, and that it's so important for you that you, you know, contraception is out of the question.
One of two things.
One, termination, or number two, that's it, sterilization.
No contraception.
Nothing.
You have sex so much, unprotected, You can't figure out, now how do I prevent, because you've said you don't want to be a mother.
Okay, fine.
And you don't want to, I understand that.
And by the way, people who do not have, if you've ever seen these people, thank God.
You shouldn't have children.
Not everybody should have children.
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
So what you're telling me is this.
You're saying that you want to have a hysterectomy?
Major surgery?
Anesthesia?
That isn't cheap.
Because Roe was overturned, and how many abortions did you have before?
Well, I really didn't have any, but I could.
Okay, so you're telling me that you want me to believe that you're going to get sterilized?
Balderdash, poppycock, bunkum, hokum, no way.
Horse feathers, no way.
No way!
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Now, there's going to be some.
Why?
Same reason why people get tattoos.
I know.
Is he talking about tattoos again?
Yes.
If I can take people, if I can take women, who theoretically used to, when I was a kid, It was always, oh, you're always worried about your looks and this and that and you gotta be in shape.
Remember during Jane Fonda?
Remember that?
At the gym.
I'm at the gym, Jane Fonda.
And you had the 80s here.
Let's get physical.
Remember that?
Be in shape.
Watch what you eat.
Remember that?
Not anymore.
Let me take every inch of my dermal real estate and fill it with the ugliest ink.
I can possibly find.
Fingers, feet, instep, necks, eyes.
Yes!
Let me weigh as much as I possibly can and wear clothing that is just inappropriate.
And let me go out.
And let me also try to convince you that the thing that I'm constantly worried about right now is pregnancy.
That's what I'm worried about.
They think you are the most stupid person.
They think you're buying this.
They say people who think that you think that Dave Chappelle is some free speech advocate.
Did you hear what he did?
He slammed.
That's a big thing on social media.
He slammed.
Ripped.
He ripped the protesters.
Did he really?
Yes!
He made a joke about it.
What heroism!
What heroism!
Don't believe this.
Let's move on to other stuff.
Here's one for you.
Whatever happened to the baby formula shortage?
Whatever happened to that?
When we were in the store the other day, what did we do?
I write to the baby formula.
Did you see any empty shelves?
Nope.
Did you see that, honey?
Nope.
Similac, or whatever the hell these things are called.
Yeah, oh, well, they're locked up.
Oh, we go to a CVS.
I mean, this is everything locked up.
Yes, anal itch cream.
Please, you know, everything I want.
You know, bath soap.
Locked up.
What's locked up?
Everything.
We go to a CVS.
We got to take.
I'm going to take.
There used to be a police car in the front.
I'm going to take you to one.
This is like the night.
The Night of the Living Dead.
You've got to see this place.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what they've done.
I don't know what deal they made with the government.
I have no idea this was great and now it's just, I mean, dear.
It's the...
Other places, other CVS's are very nice.
Very nice.
But others are like, dear God!
Okay.
Now, So, there's no more baby.
There were women.
I said, you don't understand.
And the baby's like this.
Eyes rolling back.
Don't try to make it at home.
Don't you understand?
Breastfeeding.
And then all of a sudden, poof.
Gone.
Never happened.
Truckers.
Remember the supply chains.
Remember that they were in the port of Los Angeles.
Coming in from, what's going on?
What?
It's gone.
They even had a Tampax, tampon, tamp, whatever it was, shortage.
Remember that one?
That didn't last that long.
We had a toilet paper, we went through that.
It just goes away.
Food shortage isn't going away.
Oh, no, no.
Just look at the rest of the world.
Believe me.
Just look.
Watch our good friend Palky Sharma.
Still the best.
We on.
W-I-O-N.
World is one out of New Delhi.
Phenomenal.
Did one today on Russia.
Oh, my God.
Can you imagine, like, Megan...
Mulvaney or whoever all these people are doing this?
No way.
No way.
Next.
Keep an eye on this in your town.
They're going to start...
Did you ever have people move into different hotels?
Did you ever have this?
I remember during the Rona, as our friend calls it, we had...
The Hilton over here, and this one filled with all kinds of Rikers Island, and oh my god, it was like night of the living.
Yep, Rikers Island is basically a jail.
This is where people...
Well, now we're finding out, for all these ghost fights that are coming in, guess where they're going to put these people?
Back to the hotels.
There are deals made, you have no idea.
Drug stores, hotel companies.
Media, just do this.
Just do this.
You sure?
Yeah, just don't.
We'll take care of it.
Okay.
Oh, it's...
See, they're too busy having you.
Look, did you hear about Chappelle?
The shadow government that runs this world is so...
I mean, pernicious.
It controls everything from diet...
Energy, food, music, entertainment, culture, clothing.
The news stories.
Here's a new one.
Ready for this?
You know what the supposed new trend is in baby names?
Baby names.
One minute they don't have the babies, and they got babies, is to have babies that, what is it?
Genderless?
Gender neutral name.
Like what?
What's a gender neutral name?
Sam?
Oh yeah, okay.
I like Stardust.
Now, Moondog.
Moondog or Star...
Yeah, James...
Drew.
Okay.
Kennedy, Jordan...
Yeah, whatever.
You know what my favorite name would be?
Guess.
No, that's the name.
Guess.
G-U-E-S-S.
What's your name?
Guess.
All right.
Murray.
No, Guess.
Okay.
Here we go.
One of the top names.
Go ahead.
Justice.
Royal.
Royal.
Oakley Armani.
Oakley Armani.
Oh, please.
Please.
How about Flubber?
Here's one for you.
I'm going to tell you one that I thought blew my mind.
Okay, listen to this.
Okay.
This is from a...
this is from a net this is from This is from something called Most Popular First Names in the World.
Are you ready for this?
Now this is from 4bears.io.
I don't know if this is true.
What do you think the number one in the world, in the world, number one first name, male, female, doesn't matter.
What do you think it is?
Don't look this up, because I know you're not going to look it up anyway, so why even ask you?
What's the number one most popular?
Maybe about 60, over 61, according to this, over 61 million people.
What do you think?
Number one name, male or female?
Trout?
Correct.
Thank you, Lee.
It is trout.
James Whip says Muhammad.
Well...
Now look how, look how, stop right there.
Stop right now.
Michelle Miller, Michelle Miller and James write, James writes, James Whip writes, he's a whippersnapper, get it?
He writes, Mohamed, M-O-H-A-M-M-A-D.
Aunt Massey writes, Mohamed, M-U-H-A-M-M-E-D.
Michelle Miller writes, Mohamed, M-O-H-A-M-M-E-D.
But the winner, according to this rule, is, ladies and gentlemen, Sarah Hur.
The number one name is Maria.
62 million.
Let me go to Mohamed, M-E-D, Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed.
There's M-O-H-A-M-M-E-D, number three.
Muhammad, M-U-H-A-M-M-A-D, number 5. Mohamed, M-O-H-A-M-E-D, number 6. Mohamed, M-O-H-A-M-M-A-D, number 8. Jose is number 4. Number 2. This got me.
Number 2. You ready for this?
According to this, I can't stand...
Number 2. Karen.
Very good gecko.
Number two is Nushi.
N-U-S-H-I.
50...
Let's say 56 million.
Now, it says, according to this, it's from the Chinese, but it's Middle Eastern.
It's everywhere.
N-U-S-H-I.
Most common name.
Most prevalent in China.
Highest density in China.
And that's it.
Nushi.
N-U-S-H-I.
Shows you where it is.
How about that?
Now let me ask you something.
Do you hate your name?
Let me ask you a question about your name.
Do you hate your name?
What is your name?
Do you hate it?
I was born Michael.
And Lionel came just so accidental.
It's not even funny.
Not even worth even going into or explaining.
But that was just kind of a radio name.
But do you like your name, Nushi?
How about Sushi?
If you could change your name.
Starchild is great.
Remember on Taxi, they said, remember Jim Ignatowski?
His name was like Weatherington or something.
They said, Jim.
Remember Victor Buono was his father?
He goes, Jim, how did you...
Your family's name, you know...
Where did you get Ignatowski?
He says, well, that's Starchild spelled backwards.
He said, no, it's not.
He said, it's not?
So I like Starchild.
Moondog is also one of my favorites.
Sparky.
Those are good.
But you like your name.
Look at this.
Lisa hates her last name.
Lisa PM.
Lisa, what's your last name?
Mushy Mushy.
Remember that?
That was from Barney Miller.
Remember that?
When they had the pot brownies and Yamana, Sam.
Anyway.
What is your last name?
A lot of fried drinks with my name.
Oh yeah.
Vincent Sammartino.
Of course.
With a name like Vincent.
There you go.
That was a joke, by the way.
Other than Liz Solak, she shares it with Liz Cheney.
Now, you may not remember this, but how many people here remember?
Remember?
In the...
When was it, like, dynasty?
Remember names like...
Morgan, Misty, they were like the 80s.
Through the 80s, people named their kids.
What were some of those classic names?
Dana, Ashley, Sophia.
Okay.
When I was a prosecutor, or a prostitutor, We had, we were in this juvenile division, and we had this cork board.
And on the cork board, there was a name with like a thumbtack, and it was the names that we saw of kids.
There's an interesting, keep an eye on this one, very interesting names.
So, Ryan is everywhere.
Jack Sue.
That, of course, was Chantal Madison.
I had a chicken named Sophia.
Thank you.
I'm sure you did.
Anyway, so that was a name, and we had names like, these are my favorites.
I thought one of the best names ever was Sinatra Jones.
I just thought that was the best.
I just loved it.
Nazmo King.
And I overheard, I didn't talk to her, but the mother was, she goes, Nazmo, that's an interesting name, Nazmo.
Where did you get that?
And she said, she got it from, there was a sign, no smoking.
But the way the door opened or closed, it was Nazmo King.
And they were King, so Nazmo.
I thought it was great.
Here's one.
In that vein, it was kind of a Latin name, named Usmail, which was U.S. male, which is very good.
Masarov, Kwanzee, Oktolanda, King Arthur, Queen Elizabeth, they had a last name.
I don't want to...
Some of these folks might be, alright, but here's the best.
Number two, well, on the cork board, you had to have the affidavit or whatever it is up there.
So you can't just say, I heard this.
Because we always heard about names like placenta, vagina, but we never really saw it.
We heard about it, but...
And there was one guy who said, yeah, Vagina, her nickname is Baby.
And I'm thinking, well, I don't think that counts, but I believed him because this guy never joked about anything.
But number two, for the longest time, was the name Azolay.
Azolay.
It's like Olay, Cafe Olay.
Azolay.
Anybody dare...
Venture a guess as to that particular spelling.
And when you hear it, it doesn't sound bad.
Azole.
Sure.
I mean, you know, after you've heard Gwanzy and Sinatra.
Azole.
What's the big deal?
Anybody care to venture how you might spell that?
By the way, Adam said Lionel.
People always say Lionel.
I have people who call me lion.
I have no idea why.
Oh, Azole.
Look at this.
Lisa P.F. says A-Z-O-L-E-T.
That would be good.
That would be good.
Anybody else?
Azozel, which is...
No?
Now, what is it?
Come on.
Azole.
Come on.
Think about it.
Let's say somebody's got to get this right.
Now, think.
Don't make me have to spell it.
Come on.
Anybody?
Oh!
Ladies and gentlemen, M. Pompadour, we have a winner.
It's A-S-S-H-O-L-E.
with us not not a schwa but a SS H oh This is one I heard.
One of the funniest stories.
Let me see.
There was a kid named Adolf Hitler.
Years ago, they name, and I remember, and I read this story, it says something like, his life of crime began once he was in school, he had no earthly idea.
Okay.
Azole.
That was up forever.
One day, we were sitting in our room, there were six of us, three divisions, two prosecutors each, and all of a sudden, we hear this, And he comes in, this fellow.
He had a new affidavit.
He goes up to the board.
He pulls Azole off that had been there forever.
Throws it aside.
Takes the new one.
Puts the little thumbtack and says, there he goes.
Read it and weep.
I'm going to pronounce the name.
You tell me how it is spelled.
Okay?
I'm going to say it.
Again, that's the beauty of this.
You've got to hear it and then you think, well, let me...
Shy feed.
Let me say this again.
Shy feed.
Let me wait.
There's a little bit of a time.
I'm going to just make sure you...
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Whip is our winner.
Shy Feed is spelled S-H-I-T H-E-A-D.
And we were there when we got this.
We said, and guess what, boys?
We don't know if she or he is on the docket tomorrow.
So we went in.
We went down and we said, these tough bailiff types, he goes, what do you boys want?
Nothing, Jerry.
Are you on the docket today?
No, no, we just want to see you do your job.
You see me every day.
What's going on here?
Oh, nothing.
Just carry on, carry on.
And we knew what page it was.
Like they would say, page four, Kendrington, Mom, Dad, you know, Berthold, Abraham, and you go through this.
So we knew what page it was.
It's page five.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
And there's a big microphone.
Big.
Over this whole...
Hey, Ben!
Kendrington!
Shit hat!
And you hear this, present!
And he's looking at this.
And we...
And he's like...
How do you...
Okay, thank you.
Now I told this story one time I was on WFLA in Tampa.
And I told this story.
And I spelled it, which is the most ridiculous thing.
I couldn't say it.
But I can smell it.
And nobody believed me.
Nobody.
Nobody.
Then all of a sudden, this lady calls up.
She's very nice.
She goes, hello.
I couldn't help but notice I don't call into these talk shows.
My name is Mrs. I said, no, no, don't say anything.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm retired.
I was a data processor at the Pinellas County.
You can always tell Pinellas versus Pinellas.
From the Pinellas County School Board.
And I used to put in data.
And we had that name.
But we pronounced it Shiteed.
I said, you've heard his name?
Oh yes I have.
I was like vindicated.
Now how can you name?
I said, here's a test.
To see how good your name is.
Is to read it.
But read it like this.
Ladies and gentlemen, the president...
Has Biden done a State of the Union where he says, Mr. Speaker...
He hasn't done one of those, has he?
I don't know.
Mr. Speaker, the president of the United States, shy feed...
No, it won't work.
It won't work.
One of those things.
Now that is the best...
So do me a favor.
If, if you're considering, if you're considering having a child, please, don't name him Lionel or me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Please, name your child Shitheed.
We will all come.
We will fly wherever you are.
We will go see the cake.
We'll have...
I was at Shiteed's birthday party.
We'll have...
I mean, it will look for keychains.
Do you ever go to like a gift shop and they have the mugs, your names on it?
We'll have them.
It'll be...
We will start this.
Shiteed.
I'm telling you.
And I mean that's...
Ah!
Federalization.
New York's asking for FEMA to come in to deal with a surge of health.
Let me just do this quick.
Speaking of surge, there is a surge of insomnia right now.
And the one thing you can do is to go to my...
What is it?
My...
MyPillow.com and use promo code Lionel.
What did we give as gifts the other day?
Slippers?
Sheets and the pillows.
And the pillows, you throw the pillows like in the dryer and they boom!
They wash well, but they just they're beautiful.
And they love them.
And slippers.
Nobody.
No, uh-oh.
Honey, I'm in the middle of my...
Please.
MyPillow.com.
The great Mike Lindell.
Now that's a name.
Mike Lindell Johnson would be a great name.
So go right now.
You can call 800-645-4965.
Sheets, duvets, pillowcases, or pillow.
Pillow is like milk or milk.
You notice how sometimes they do it?
Anyway, mypillow.com.
Use the promo code Lionel or put mypillow.com slash Lionel.
Or if you're OG, you can call 800-645-4965.
Just look at the veritable pastiche, a myriad of mosaic, a veritable cornucopia of items attended to and related to your ability to increase the functionality, the frequency, and the quality of your sleep by going to MyPillow.com promo code Lionel.
Okay.
As a cat named Lionel.
Okay, my friends.
Anyway, that's good.
Did we have fun today?
Did we have fun?
Yes, we did.
Let me also tell you right now, I want you to do me a favor.
And I want you to go and I want you to support Mrs. L. Because what is she doing right now?
She's doing, she's saving children by the, well, legions.
By making people aware of what is happening.
So go to this Twitter account.
This is...
Linz Warriors, right now.
That's it right there.
Linz, L-Y-N-N-S underscore Warriors.
What were you going to say?
Education is key.
It's transformational.
Okay?
So do that.
Do that.
And also, go to her YouTube channel at Lynn's Warriors.
All right, my friends.
We have fun today.
Yes, you had a ball.
You had a great time.
And I know people love this.
And yet, if I'm supposed to believe YouTube, I'm losing 400.
I don't.
I'm just...
I just don't understand.
But you had fun because you learn, you think, and you smile.
Because I want you to smile.
I want your soul to smile.
We can't walk around all the time feeling like everything is going to end.
I mean, things are really crummy.
I understand that.
But they are not invincible.
And we certainly aren't invincible.
And we are not going to allow our own personal sense of enjoyment to be destroyed by other people.
That simple, right?
Simple.
Alright, my friends.
Have a great, great and a glorious day.
Thank you, James Whipp.
Thank you.
And again, Christos Davro, happy anniversary to you, my friend.
Thank you so much.
And the great Vincent Sammartino, ladies and gentlemen, the Arnold Scolin of the Garden State.
Thank you so much.
James Whipp, A. Lewis, Carol DeJong, everybody.
Sean Martin, Andy Carman, used to play with the raspberries years ago.
Marie Delano, or Delano, Sparky from Atlanta.
Look at this.
Everybody's here.
Thank you so much.
Have a great day, my friend.
Remember, please, it's a hot day out there.
No unnecessary flannel.
And men, you want to make sure your gonadal temperature and your thermoreceptors are okay.
May I suggest frozen niblets.
Works like a charm.
Any event, we love you.
Have a great day.
Don't ever change.
I mean that sincerely.
See you tomorrow.
Same bad time.
Same bad channel.
9 a.m. Eastern Time.
As we always say, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
See ya.
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