The Cutting Room Experience: Patriot Exuberance
The night was magic and the participatory fervor nonpareil.
The night was magic and the participatory fervor nonpareil.
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All right, my friends. | |
All right. | |
I don't even know where to start. | |
I don't even know where to even begin. | |
To everyone who made it to the cutting room last night, thank you. | |
I am still trying to explain, to understand, to ferret out, to distill, to digest, to assimilate what happened, what I learned, what I saw. | |
I can't believe what I learned. | |
It's the most incredible thing. | |
Two couples, I hope you're watching, from Southern California. | |
Another member of the morning conspiratorium. | |
She flew in. | |
Met everybody. | |
Talked to everybody. | |
We did something last night, which we've never done. | |
And frankly, I thought, this is going to be kind of, sort of, oops, this is going to be kind of corny. | |
I thought, this is going to be Corny. | |
You know? | |
I thought, well, we'll give it a shot. | |
Because last night, from the stage, and what a stage. | |
I'm going to post pictures and everything. | |
But, you see, you've got to understand this about me. | |
This has been my life, this has been my world, since I was a kid. | |
Since I was a little kid. | |
I know this sounds corny, but bear with me. | |
It's the God's honest truth. | |
My world is split in two. | |
It's kind of like when you're doing a pro shop or pro tools or iMovie or something. | |
You have a scene. | |
It's kind of split in half. | |
On the left, what I'm seeing right now is what's currently happening. | |
I'm driving. | |
I'm at the store. | |
I'm doing whatever I'm doing. | |
That's the current, you know, this. | |
On the other screen is what I'm thinking. | |
And that is on its own. | |
That is a kind of a subtext, maybe a commentary on this. | |
That might be some underlying, some other movie that's running that bleeds in. | |
It's not unconscious. | |
I don't believe in that. | |
So as I walked out last night, it hit me in ways that I never saw before. | |
First, to see you, and I mean you, I mean members of the conspiratorium. | |
It defies anything that normally is considered to be, you know, kind of stand-up. | |
It's not stand-up. | |
I mean, I don't even know what comedy is. | |
When somebody comes out and just says, you know, women never ask for direction. | |
You know, whatever the hell it is. | |
That kind of stuff. | |
That's fine. | |
And as I looked, I saw, and this is the thing which I wish I could show you, there's an intensity. | |
There's a look, you don't see this, of people looking, they're going to have a good time, but a look of absolute intensity. | |
Look at that, Mr. and Mrs. K., we really had a great time. | |
Excellent. | |
Thank you, thank you, thank you. | |
Ah! | |
This is serious business. | |
And this is entertainment. | |
So anyway, so what we did was, Mrs. L. thought of this, she said, let's put cards out. | |
Let's put cards on the table with a pencil. | |
Now people can ask, how many times have you been to a show? | |
Where the, I'm not a comedian, but where the person on the stage says, now, you have any questions? | |
What? | |
That's normally called heckling. | |
They don't want you to comment. | |
They want you to laugh and shut up. | |
Don't say anything. | |
Think about it. | |
You're ruining the rhythm, the tight 20, the tight 5. This is a choreographed piece. | |
They don't want to hear. | |
And sometimes they say, where are you from? | |
You know, maybe that. | |
So anyway, I said, okay, we'll do this. | |
I said, I just don't think it's going to work. | |
This is part. | |
These are part of the... | |
These are the cards! | |
There are more cards than there are people. | |
I think people are just... | |
All of a sudden, they're just coming up with... | |
I felt like I was at a tote board, like Jerry Lewis. | |
And this just in. | |
Al and Dolores Lipschitz from Winnetka pledged $25 for Jerry's Kiss. | |
Thank you, Al. | |
It was... | |
It was, who does this? | |
History was made. | |
Look at this. | |
History was made. | |
What should be the next star on the American flag? | |
Star on the Hollywood Boulevard? | |
Look at this. | |
Dear Lionel, what do you think of the new Trump impersonator on SNL? | |
I don't watch it. | |
By the way, there's a very good impersonator. | |
Look at this! | |
You're going to see this beautiful handwriting. | |
This looks like from the Civil War. | |
Dear Lionel, thank you for being the global patriot you are. | |
This and this. | |
Monkeypox? | |
Couldn't they do better? | |
New Monkeypox variant next? | |
Excellent. | |
I'm not gay, but do I still need to get vaccinated for monkeypox? | |
This is good. | |
When did you stop eating animal products and why? | |
When will we hear you on 770 WABC? | |
Where's the crumb cake? | |
That's an inside job. | |
You were in the market for a Yugo. | |
Boxers or briefs, Tom? | |
I'll give you a good one here. | |
Roger Stone thinks Michelle Obama will definitely be the 2024 nominee. | |
Thoughts? | |
No way. | |
Anyway, it went on and on. | |
It was some of the best stuff. | |
And I thought it was a joke. | |
Somebody's joking with me. | |
There's not... | |
It was the most incredible interactive thing I've ever seen. | |
I've never seen this before. | |
I have no idea. | |
This is, it was, but here's the good news. | |
Let me just tell you this much. | |
This is the good news. | |
The good news is, we're winning at this. | |
This was the tip of the iceberg. | |
This was not, this was not the usual, the usual list, the usual suspects. | |
This isn't the way that goes. | |
These were concerned and valued and varied patriots from every conceivable demographic you can imagine. | |
All concerned about the same thing. | |
So I'm going to tell you about that. | |
But first, I want to tell you always about, let me tell you what we talked about last night, preppers. | |
Preppers. | |
This absolutely fascinated me. | |
Had some great friends of mine. | |
And they were there and I... | |
I've known them for years, and we're talking, they say, so, um, let's, uh, let me ask you a question. | |
This, uh, prepping thing. | |
I said, well, what do you, you act like it's some kind of a, whatever it is. | |
Yeah, this, this prepping, this, oh, preparewithlionel.com? | |
Yeah. | |
You mean my pastry supply? | |
This is advanced by people with a passion for self-sufficiency and food independence? | |
Yeah. | |
Well, is it good? | |
I gotta show you something. | |
Look at this. | |
This is just, this is the 72-hour kit. | |
Look at these things. | |
Look at this. | |
This is the oxygen containers. | |
This is mac and cheese. | |
Look at this. | |
320 calories. | |
A northern mac and cheese. | |
By the way, this is for not only the end of the world and eschatological, but also supply chain problems. | |
Natural disasters, or if they just close the food, the stores are because of rioting. | |
Homestyle potato soup. | |
We got that for you. | |
This is a Maple Grove oatmeal. | |
Look at this. | |
Made with old-fashioned oats, maple flavoring, and a pinch of brown sugar. | |
Can you do this? | |
Do you have this handy? | |
An oxygen. | |
Look at these oxygen bags. | |
This is just part of it. | |
Look at this. | |
These come in these reusable containers. | |
This is just, look how heavy this is. | |
Just this. | |
This is 72 hours. | |
72 hours, right here. | |
Do you have this available? | |
Could you go to this? | |
What do you, I mean, seriously. | |
I know nobody wants to think about this, but I'm going to read this to you. | |
Most emergencies provide little or no warning that they are about to occur. | |
Hence the term emergency. | |
In the blink of an eye. | |
You may lose access to electricity, money, food, transportation, communication, and more. | |
During a crisis, you may have to survive on your own for an extended period of time. | |
Being prepared means having an adequate amount of food storage on hand. | |
The time to prepare is before emergency strike. | |
The ready hour is now. | |
They have spent their entire waking day and hour... | |
So I want you to go to preparewithlinel.com. | |
They sponsor us. | |
And the reason, and this is the most important, and this is a testament to you, by the way, the reason why they come here is because on other particular types of programming, where the audience is, dare I say, a tad more supercilious and less concerned and less realistic, We used to be called conspiracy theorists. | |
Really. | |
You know, that thing is so old. | |
That's like the way of groovy. | |
They know exactly what's going on. | |
So once you go to preparewithlinel.com, and this is the most important thing, just very quickly. | |
Right now, you can save $150 on a three-month emergency food kit. | |
Preparewithlinel.com. | |
Good. | |
Thank you for that. | |
Now, let's talk about something. | |
I know many are very, very depressed and very, very sad. | |
I know it. | |
I know it. | |
You know that? | |
Joe says, I have an extra 20-pound bag of rice and a fishing pole. | |
Okay. | |
But, Joe, the water may not be good. | |
You may not be able to go outside. | |
I'm just saying! | |
I'm just saying, God love you. | |
God love you. | |
One guy says, I have a dehydrator. | |
Well, that's good, Toby, but you see, I don't think you understand this notion of complete disaster. | |
Electricity grid, EMP. | |
Let me give you a little example of something, okay? | |
Let me give you an example. | |
And by the way, I don't know about you, But you know when you tell your kids, now listen kid, listen Sonny, daughter, whatever your name is, don't smoke cigarettes. | |
Well, a couple of things. | |
First, you can get COPD. | |
You can get emphysema. | |
You can get, not only that, but a heart attack. | |
And you can get lung cancer and a variety of other cancers. | |
And you can say, you know what, you're kind of a conspiracy theorist. | |
No. | |
No, I'm telling you what can happen and has happened when you smoke. | |
I'm not being a conspiracy theorist. | |
I'm not. | |
See, nobody would ever say, well, that's crazy. | |
If all you talk about is cancer, because cigarettes will kill you. | |
There you go again. | |
There you go again. | |
Always the doomsayer. | |
What? | |
You see, we are... | |
The word is wrong, too. | |
People think that whenever you predict something or you know something is going to happen to you, they think you're a conspiracy theorist. | |
It's ludicrous. | |
You're not... | |
There's no conspiring here. | |
There's no two equally or evil confederations of forces combining together. | |
No, it's just this is going to happen. | |
There's some stuff that's so... | |
We are... | |
We have no police. | |
Have you noticed how Antifa is getting their ass kicked? | |
Over and over. | |
There's one... | |
I forget what... | |
Did you see the video of Antifa getting... | |
Manhandled by a bunch of Mexican bikers? | |
Oh, this is beautiful! | |
See, people are just... | |
They're rising up. | |
There's this... | |
The information is being suppressed by social media. | |
But I'm going to go back to what I'm saying. | |
In the event of any kind of a problem, let's assume... | |
And this is what some people are suggesting. | |
I saw a speech which happened from James Woolsey, the head of the CIA or whatever. | |
But he talks about this. | |
Let's say Iran, this is the big deal, because you always wonder, can I believe you? | |
But let's assume Iran or somebody, some evil, who knows, force, flies over, let's say the U.S., which is right here, see the shape? | |
Yes. | |
Flies over, and they detonate kind of like a suborbital, you know, below the, Within the realm of the Earth's orbit, whatever you want to call it, a very serious kind of a nuclear bomb, for lack of a better word. | |
Low yield, but really electromagnetically destructive. | |
Not Hiroshima, but real high up. | |
See, that doesn't... | |
If I explode... | |
The idea is if you drop a nuclear bomb, it's got to be a certain amount of feet over ground zero before it does its damage. | |
If it hits the ground, it's not the same. | |
If it's too high up, it dissipates and doesn't destroy anything. | |
But look what it does. | |
An EMP, electromagnetic pulse, and let me tell you something. | |
Look this up today. | |
When you get done, it's called a Carrington class. | |
And let's look what that is. | |
Carrington class events. | |
These are really good. | |
Carrington event, by the way. | |
Carrington event was, we saw this, was the most intense geomagnetic storm in recorded history from 1 to 2, September 1st and 2nd, 1859 during a solar cycle. | |
It created strong auroral displays. | |
They were reported globally and caused sparking and even fires in multiple telegraph stations. | |
The geomagnetic storm was most likely the result of a coronal mass ejection, CME, from the sun colliding with Earth's magnetosphere. | |
Okay. | |
Let's assume, and better yet, Let's assume you're in charge of weaponry. | |
I want to go and blow one of these things up right here. | |
Now, I haven't attacked anything. | |
It doesn't really follow the conventional rules of ballistic warfare, but I detonate this. | |
And everything you have is gone. | |
Everything. | |
Huge swat. | |
And not the whole United States. | |
Strategic. | |
Grids. | |
ATMs. | |
Lights. | |
No nothing. | |
No nothing. | |
During one of our events, Sandy, or one of our hurricane events here, people were going nuts. | |
Where do I charge my phone? | |
People were breaking in, and we learned this during the hip-hop days, people would break into light poles and use the power. | |
Now we have these charging stations. | |
What if the charging stations go down? | |
No ATM. | |
No traffic lights. | |
No stores. | |
No electric door. | |
Nothing. | |
There's no electricity. | |
No backup. | |
Generators here and there. | |
No food, no money, no nothing, no stores. | |
This is what I would do if I was a bad guy. | |
Always think, what would you do if you were the bad guy? | |
I would want complete chaos. | |
See, I want you to turn against each other. | |
I like, this is terrible, I like autoimmune diseases. | |
If I was a disease, I'd be AIDS. | |
I think AIDS is the most, it's like the serial killer. | |
I want you to turn off the radar that controls how you can protect yourself. | |
I want autoimmune. | |
I want you to turn on yourself. | |
I want you to autolyze. | |
I went through this autophagy. | |
I want you to be autophagous. | |
I want you to eat yourself. | |
I want you to consume. | |
I want your body to cannibalize yourself. | |
And if I want to go after a civilization, I don't want to do it right away. | |
See, I don't want to just kill people. | |
I want to destroy it for generations. | |
You see, years ago, did you ever read Gideon's Sword? | |
It's wonderful. | |
And you can say whatever you want about Israel. | |
And I know people don't like Israel. | |
And I know Israel gets a bad rap. | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
But there's something about them that I absolutely just admire. | |
Admire. | |
Don't mess with these people. | |
People, respect. | |
We're not just going to get you. | |
We're going to get your soul. | |
After 1972, after Munich, Gold in my ear and others said, we're not going to just shoot these people. | |
And there was one, there was a Turkish waiter, they got the wrong guy. | |
Not good. | |
Very, very dangerous. | |
We're not just going to go shoot somebody with a sniper. | |
They had a Hood Barak show up in Lebanon on a rubber boat, dressed as a woman. | |
I met him one time. | |
He had satchel bombs and grenades in his brassiere. | |
He was dressed as a woman! | |
This is the most decorated man. | |
He had some problems with the Epstein people later on. | |
That's a different story. | |
And they went there and he says, we want to go into their homes. | |
They put an anti-tank weapon, a bomb, a mine, on their bed. | |
So that when you sat on it, the spring, boom. | |
They want you to stay wherever you go. | |
They went in and they, one fellow, they had a There was a... | |
I don't know how they knew this. | |
There was a table. | |
A table that he sat near on. | |
They did a reproduction of the table. | |
The particular type of marble. | |
They knew everything. | |
And they had all this C-form plastic and everything underneath. | |
Boom. | |
Remember the engineer? | |
They had the phone. | |
Hello. | |
Goodbye. | |
Boom. | |
That's the way... | |
We're going to see things. | |
We're going to see weaponry. | |
The days of the F... | |
The dogfight. | |
Top Gun. | |
Top Gun is military psyops. | |
You know it. | |
I know it. | |
Okay, fine. | |
And you know what? | |
Maybe we need it. | |
Far be it from me to see. | |
A little propaganda never hurt anybody. | |
We will cannibalize ourselves. | |
Because little by little, imagine there is this superstructure called Civilization. | |
And it's on a platform. | |
And there are people coming below with saws just weakening it here and here. | |
And we go after your tradition. | |
Got that, America? | |
I want your tradition. | |
I want your language. | |
I want your faith. | |
I want your history. | |
I'm sawing this. | |
I want to make it so easy. | |
I want people to lose faith in your criminal justice system. | |
I'm weak in that. | |
And then, then when catastrophe hits, instead of, and this is important, Gustav Levin and the wonderful crowd and group theorist said that sometimes crowds are a wonderful thing. | |
Crowds can be very, very good. | |
You've heard the story when a A car will turn over and there will be a woman caught underneath. | |
And men, men typically, but who don't know each other, don't know this woman, will run out of stores and work together in this unison to lift the car up. | |
Nobody told them what to do. | |
It wasn't about religion or whatever. | |
They just had this sense of humanity. | |
And I want to destroy that. | |
I want to go into your culture. | |
I want to destroy it. | |
And then when the you-know-what hits the fan, instead of working together, in sync? | |
No. | |
I want looting. | |
I want rioting. | |
And there are people, listen to what I'm saying. | |
Many people do not like what I say. | |
Take this to the bank. | |
There are people right now who are waiting for there to be the next systematic example of something that mimics a dissolution of order, an interruption of order. | |
And out of nowhere, it will appear. | |
Not in their neighborhood. | |
They have these things called cars. | |
They go elsewhere. | |
They go to where the people are. | |
Many of them are motivated by whatever. | |
And the only reason that they're being kept down now, the only reason they're not doing it now is because now is not the time, because there's order, there's police, there's something. | |
But the moment, the moment the coast is clear, and we saw that during the BLM Antifa riots, We saw that in 2020, whatever, in the year of our Floyd, as Ann Coulter brilliantly calls it. | |
It takes that. | |
Antifa constantly doing little hits, like the Vietcon, they do these little... | |
You see, our enemies are internal. | |
Yes, there are people elsewhere. | |
But they will turn on us. | |
They will just remove the systems of order to let us cannibalize each other. | |
And they'll sit back and they'll watch. | |
Look at the great United States. | |
Oh, look how great they are. | |
Look at them. | |
These people are savages. | |
Look at them. | |
They're killing each other. | |
They're cannibalizing. | |
Let's make it even better. | |
Alright, detonate this. | |
Remember the blackout? | |
Who's been in a blackout? | |
Remember this? | |
You understand this? | |
Do you understand this? | |
There are these wonderful things that happen every now and then in the blackout. | |
And one was 1970. | |
What was the first blackout of 70? | |
It was around the Son of Sam, right? | |
77. Right around Son of Sam, wasn't it? | |
Interesting. | |
The second one was 90... | |
I don't know when that was. | |
Yeah, but there was one that was 90... | |
Yeah, 90, I don't, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, 2000. | |
Yes, yes. | |
And I remember that, and people were just digging this whole thing. | |
It was really something. | |
In New York City, there were people sitting, there were people sitting on the streets. | |
I mean, not on the street, but they had chairs. | |
People were getting, neighbors were talking. | |
I mean, it was weird, and all of a sudden I heard this. | |
Vroom! | |
Yay! | |
And the lights were back on. | |
And there was no, there was no disorder. | |
There was no, there were no. | |
You know, the streetlights were out. | |
People were directing traffic. | |
Everything was cool. | |
Everything was groovy. | |
That's not what I want. | |
That's not what I want. | |
We are looking right now. | |
We are seeing woke police. | |
The Uvalde case. | |
You have no idea what's going on right now. | |
I know a lot of police officers. | |
A lot of them. | |
And they are retiring and leaving in droves because they're not allowed to do their job. | |
We are teetering. | |
Thank you, Christos. | |
Oh, saw my buddy last night. | |
How's Kirk doing today? | |
George Lentz was there. | |
Oh, the lovely and talented. | |
I don't know if I want people, people want me to tell you. | |
Oh, okay, good, good. | |
I'm sorry. | |
If I read the chat, you know what? | |
I do this. | |
And it's just because most people... | |
I met a fine chap last night from Poland who said, I never write in. | |
I just listen. | |
Okay? | |
A lot of people just listen or they listen later or whatever it is. | |
So I'm trying to blend the two. | |
There are people also. | |
Before we get to that, we have enemies. | |
And we have enemies. | |
And I'm going to say something to you. | |
You need somebody, how do we say this, and I would never do this, who thinks like me. | |
You want me to strategize, to think ahead. | |
I'm very good at thinking, what's the worst that could happen? | |
Have you ever done probate stuff? | |
Probate is a very interesting piece of law. | |
There's two kinds of Operations of law that I find interesting. | |
One is title insurance. | |
Title insurance, actually you insure things that happened in the past. | |
Never heard of this before in your life. | |
Think about this. | |
I mean, you can be prosecuted for things that happened in the past, but title insurance is maybe there's some title defect, maybe something new. | |
And probate kicks in after you're dead. | |
Normally, it's the living that we care about. | |
And probate, you've got to think of every sick thing. | |
Okay, you and your wife, yeah, do you have any kids? | |
What if you die before your wife? | |
Well, that's a good one. | |
Don't worry, got a clause for that. | |
What if your wife dies before you? | |
Oh, got one of those too. | |
What if your kids, God forbid, die before you? | |
What if you all die at the same time? | |
We will then dispense with this, and we will distribute it. | |
Assuming each person died before the other to get the maximum result. | |
Who's going to be your executor? | |
Your administrator? | |
Him. | |
What if he dies? | |
What if he dies and you die? | |
What if you all die together? | |
What if this hits the fan? | |
And you're always thinking of the worst possible. | |
What if somebody contests? | |
Can you remind me? | |
It's horrible. | |
That's what I do. | |
And I see it. | |
It's in the right side of the screen. | |
I see it. | |
There you go. | |
I see it. | |
And the first thing I do, the first thing I do, is I want to go and let me, let me go after these people. | |
And I would love to be in the army that does nothing but psyops, propaganda, and I want to destroy their faith. | |
I don't want a gun. | |
I don't want to blow up anything. | |
I'm not interested in that. | |
Let me go to China. | |
Whoever the enemy, whoever they are, could be internal. | |
Could be internal. | |
Want me to go after Antifa? | |
I'll do that. | |
But I don't want to... | |
There's going to be no arrest, no nothing. | |
That's not what I'm into. | |
I want to destroy your hope. | |
I want to destroy your wish. | |
I want to destroy something you love. | |
Your own sense of efficacy. | |
And I need a media to do that in one respect. | |
And there are people... | |
I've got to tell you this. | |
The other day I was talking to somebody. | |
Do you know these people? | |
I'm sure you do. | |
To them, politics is like a... | |
It's like a joke. | |
Or it's like a fad or something. | |
It's like some kind of a... | |
I don't know what you want to call it. | |
And I know this friend of mine and... | |
Anyway. | |
He knows another person. | |
And in their office, there was a sign that said Beto. | |
Beto O 'Rourke. | |
And people do this. | |
Are you nuts? | |
You ever see an AOC sign anywhere? | |
No. | |
She is cosmically, universally a joke. | |
Let me say something right there. | |
Let me tell you what I would do. | |
I would get together, and by the way, we can only do this with Trump as president. | |
I would enlist myself. | |
I would not be on the payroll. | |
I would meet, never meet with him. | |
I would meet with his adjutants. | |
I would meet with our own, kind of an outboard, our own... | |
You know the way the KGB kind of used to be? | |
NKVD, FSB. | |
But the old KGB. | |
It's intelligence. | |
This is what I would do with the Democratic Party. | |
Perfect example. | |
Number one. | |
What would you do to get Nancy Pelosi? | |
What would you do? | |
Would you go after her? | |
Of course not. | |
No. | |
No, no, no, no, no. | |
What are you going to do? | |
She's heard that before. | |
She's ready for this. | |
She's ready for this. | |
There's something called tertius gaudens. | |
Tertius gaudens is a game theory. | |
It's a strategy. | |
And it works something like this. | |
If I'm in a bar fight, I'm not doing well. | |
I'm going to bring this guy in. | |
And I'm sitting there with you and I'm going to say, listen, you can say whatever you want to me, but how dare you accuse his mother of being a reprobate. | |
And this person says, what? | |
Yeah, this guy just called you. | |
Now he gets into it. | |
Now there's three of us. | |
They get into it and I back off. | |
I move over here. | |
You will never understand what the British did to get us into World War II. | |
You will never understand it. | |
If I told you, you wouldn't believe it. | |
You wouldn't believe it. | |
It was one of the best pieces of orchestrated. | |
They're brilliant. | |
I don't know if they're still brilliant, but they were beyond. | |
Winston Churchill? | |
I think FDR knew what he was doing, but I'm not sure. | |
And what I would do is, I would go in and I'm going to say, alright, don't tell Trump I did this. | |
Plausible deniability. | |
We have the money people, yeah. | |
I want to put the money in AOC. | |
I want to destroy the Democratic Party. | |
I'm going to push her like that. | |
Get Bernie in here. | |
Bernie can't see what's going on. | |
I'm going to go in and I want to fund all of the student groups to come after Bernie. | |
And I'm going to have people to go out and say, Our Democratic Party has let us down. | |
And my message to them is going to be, you, you, you actually believe, and we saw it, you believed in Bernie Sanders. | |
Bernie Sanders was your choice. | |
And what did these cold-hearted bastards do? | |
What did they do? | |
They pushed Bernie out, and that's why Joe Biden is here. | |
They took, and this was one of the questions last night, Coot, a wizened dotard. | |
They brought him into the mix. | |
They brought him into the mix because Bernie said he was going to go and go after Wall Street big shots, billionaires, and we can't have that. | |
Because there is no difference between Democrats and Republicans. | |
Two sides of the same coin. | |
You know this. | |
This is the illusion of the left-right paradigm. | |
It doesn't exist. | |
Tragedy and Hope, Carol Quigley, they talked about this forever. | |
It's like he likens it to two drunks walking home, basically leaning on the other to walk straight. | |
And I would fund student groups, Democrats, young people, Bernie, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Pressley. | |
How dare these people tell you? | |
AOC has the youth, the vigor, the excitement, the commitment to a progressive world where climate change, yeah! | |
And I would know exactly what they want. | |
When you hunt something, you've got to know what they feed on. | |
You've got to know, are they nocturnal? | |
Do they feed in the morning? | |
What do they like? | |
When you want to fish, what do they like? | |
Are you by a pier? | |
You have the right weight? | |
Where are they? | |
Is this breeding? | |
You've got to know the enemy. | |
You've got to know who they are. | |
And you lure them. | |
I want to go after them. | |
I want to empower them. | |
And what I do is I take this. | |
There's my globe again. | |
I take this. | |
This is the Democratic Party. | |
And I squeeze it. | |
I fracture it. | |
I start pulling wires out. | |
It doesn't function anymore. | |
From within. | |
Not by going after Nancy Pelosi. | |
She's fine. | |
I want to empower these people. | |
Now, pray to God they never get more powerful. | |
This is what Zbigniew Brzezinski did in Afghanistan. | |
He said, we're going to give Russia their Vietnam. | |
And that's what he did. | |
By empowering the Mujahideen. | |
He gave them all this equipment. | |
And they used it against us. | |
We never learn. | |
That's what I want to do. | |
We have to be smarter than all these people. | |
We have to be smarter, and we know it. | |
And last night, seeing, if you could see on that stage, I look, and at first I thought, I saw intensity, and I'm thinking to myself, oh my God! | |
Because it's very disconcerting when you hit a stage, and people are looking at you like this. | |
And you're thinking, are they miserable? | |
Is this? | |
And then I thought, wait a minute, no! | |
They're listening! | |
Who's ever gone to a music venue, in essence, and you've got an audience like this? | |
Go ahead. | |
It's like TED Talks, but it's like a strategy. | |
I'm still trying to figure out it was the wildest. | |
And I looked. | |
And I saw a passion and a vigor and an excitement. | |
Because everybody 100% knows Joe Biden is through. | |
It's done. | |
Everybody is coming after him. | |
Everybody. | |
Everybody. | |
And another thing too, and I'm never, I'm not the biggest of, I mean Fox News is great, that's just internal. | |
Fox News is just, that's groupie TV. | |
That's for people who just want to hear stuff they know. | |
They don't want to... | |
People are going to go there. | |
But if I could get this new iteration of Tucker Carlson before they crush him, and they will. | |
Absolutely. | |
He cannot go after China. | |
They're going to go to the Murdoch brothers and they're going to say, you cannot let this happen. | |
Because China is everywhere. | |
Oh, it's got its problems. | |
We on Palky Sharma, the best show. | |
Did you see how people in China aren't paying their mortgages? | |
There's a mortgage? | |
The real estate bubble? | |
They're going to go through their own real estate? | |
Anyway, despite all that, this is a complexity the likes of which I don't think I can impress upon you. | |
But I would go back and I would push the AOCs and this woke agenda and let them destroy. | |
The Democratic Party from within. | |
I'm not firing a shot. | |
I'm not saying anything. | |
Go on. | |
And I would tell AOC, don't you, don't you, oh, I would say, you are the John Kennedy of your generation. | |
I push them. | |
We used to have this expression. | |
I used to do work with political consultants. | |
When I got out of college, we worked, ah. | |
Politics is the best. | |
And there was a person I worked with who used to do campaigns. | |
And she was great. | |
And she says, okay, I want you to see something. | |
Come with me. | |
We're going to take him to the mountain. | |
I said, what does that mean? | |
He goes, I'm going to take this politician. | |
I'm going to give you a world view. | |
This is what Trump doesn't have. | |
Nobody took him to the mountain. | |
I'm going to show you what the future looks like. | |
We're going to go to the top of the mountain. | |
I'm going to show you. | |
This is what your legacy is. | |
This is the future. | |
And this is what role you play in What's coming? | |
I can see the future. | |
This is what role you're going to play. | |
This is what you're going to do. | |
Republicans don't have that. | |
Republicans are the worst. | |
They have no sense of any of this. | |
They don't understand the picture. | |
They don't understand the theme. | |
They don't understand the music, the script, the movie. | |
Nothing. | |
They're selfish. | |
Self-righteous people who know they're right, and they know they're Christian, and they know God behind this, and they just want to sit around with their CPAC, and all they want to do is just meet with each other so Kellyanne Conway can meet with I don't know who, whatever the usual suspects, and then they can sit around and just talk to each other. | |
And you can say, yay! | |
And meanwhile, it's contained. | |
When a cancer remains in situ, when a cancer remains contained, it doesn't hurt anybody. | |
It's not even a cancer. | |
When it's metastatic, when it spreads, that's the problem. | |
The Republican Party is harmless. | |
It's not moving. | |
It's just a big glob of... | |
It's not even a neoplasm. | |
It's like a cyst. | |
It's not even a tumor. | |
It's just a cyst. | |
It's a water-filled mass. | |
It's not going anywhere. | |
It poses no threat to anyone. | |
It's just, they're there for each other. | |
The Republican Party just talks to each other. | |
Isn't it great? | |
We are so great. | |
Yes, and now, here's Kellyanne Conway married to that bastard George Conway. | |
What? | |
How much? | |
And there's CPAC. | |
CPAC? | |
Wait a minute. | |
What are you doing? | |
Where is your intel? | |
Where is your guerrilla warfare? | |
Where were... | |
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. | |
Oh, no, no, no, no. | |
I would tell Mr. Trump, you let me take care of this. | |
And next, you have got to figure out how we get to the DOJ. | |
You've got to do a purge, and I don't even know if it's possible. | |
You've got to, because, and you know who would be the happiest people? | |
Frontline FBI agents. | |
Frontline! | |
They'd love that! | |
You go in there and you clean this place out. | |
And you say, by the way, Nancy, hey, Hunter, Hunter Biden, yeah. | |
Hey, Hunter, yeah, one word. | |
Guess what? | |
Merrick Garland? | |
Gone. | |
FBI, those people? | |
Gone. | |
We got news people. | |
And by the way, please cut Durham loose. | |
I just say thanks for your help. | |
This was the biggest nothing I've ever seen in my life. | |
We're going to bring in some other people. | |
You don't know their names. | |
You don't know their names. | |
They don't like publicity. | |
No. | |
Watch what happens. | |
And then one day, one day, you're going to be somewhere in my, and this is what I would tell President Trump. | |
I want you to think about this. | |
One day, you're watching TV, or you're on, you're doing something, and breaking news. | |
It's blowing up. | |
Hunter Biden taken into custody. | |
That is the canary in the coal mine. | |
That is the broken window. | |
That is everything. | |
As long as Hunter Biden roams free, there is no justice, there is no order, there is no nothing. | |
We have a friend of the family, close to 30, hard-working young man. | |
Going on into the world and saying, why isn't Hunter Biden, how does he get away with this? | |
See, when you see that, it ruins everything. | |
Where will you be? | |
What would you think if Hunter Biden, see the mugshot, continuing criminal enterprise, something good, racketeering, espionage, foreign agent violation, federal, and, and, I want a raid, not at 6 in the morning, Three in the morning. | |
Three. | |
And I want to unleash, you would see, not helicopters, no. | |
You would have, you know those drone swarms? | |
This drone swarm would be over his residence, and when those lights go on, it will look like the second coming. | |
Like nothing you've ever seen. | |
And that's when you would say to yourself, wow. | |
Starting with that. | |
Starting with that. | |
But you've got to get rid of all these people. | |
Next, you've got to get a Congress. | |
And you've got to get rid of all these people. | |
And you've got to tell the Republican Party. | |
Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz, Marsha Blackburn, John Kennedy. | |
Great for Fox News. | |
Great. | |
Worthless as senators. | |
Worthless. | |
First thing, number one, section 230, goes. | |
Goes. | |
You've abused it. | |
Social media, goes. | |
Goes. | |
Next, Supreme Court. | |
I'm going to get a hold of Clarence Thomas. | |
God bless him. | |
Because I never thought Clarence Thomas was really that great, but I love him now. | |
And I want somebody to bring the following case. | |
And the following case is this. | |
Social media are working as proxies for the government. | |
See, the government for too long has sat back and they said, you know, we're not really involved in this because we're a... | |
We're not really the... | |
Well, the First Amendment prevents against the government, but if you've got a beef against Twitter or Google or whatever, that's a private company. | |
No, no, no, no, no, no. | |
We have these doctrines called piercing the corporate veil. | |
Showing entanglement, state action. | |
We're going to show, in this new iteration of prosecutions, that these social media are acting as agents of the government, as proxies. | |
The government can't stop speech, but if the government makes sure that every phone carrier has a device that if you say the word Biden... | |
Your signal drops? | |
I've just eliminated your ability to speak. | |
That's a First Amendment violation. | |
Because I'm ordering these people to act as agents of me. | |
They're doing it, but they're doing it in my behest. | |
Do you think Mark Zuckerberg, honest to God, at night says, by God, they're not going to talk about hydroxychloroquine? | |
No! | |
Do you think Google, do you think, seriously, do you really believe? | |
That they think and I like, I don't care whether Google makes money or not. | |
I just want to just spread the woke message. | |
No! | |
And let me tell you what else I do. | |
Come clear. | |
Come clear. | |
Come here. | |
Come here, clear. | |
You know how I told you I've got this group of mine? | |
I don't know what you call it. | |
KGB or whoever. | |
Whatever this group is. | |
This Intel group that I run, we don't even have a name. | |
We don't have a badge. | |
We don't have a name. | |
Nobody knows who we are. | |
I know who we are. | |
I want to go. | |
And I'm going to go to Silicon Valley and I want to say, I want you to get all your people. | |
I might even work with, I'll bet you, I'll bet you anything, Bill Gates and other people would love to do this. | |
Because there's this really weird, kind of a sick Peabody, remember these weird, kind of nerdy, wonky folks. | |
Who say, my dream was to make information available. | |
I wanted to make a better world through technology. | |
What am I doing? | |
I'm doing nothing. | |
I'm making an app. | |
I'm doing this. | |
I'm suppressing speech. | |
That's not what I wanted to do. | |
And they're out there. | |
The young... | |
Bucks. | |
It's going to be tough to kind of get them out of this. | |
But they're there. | |
They're the white hats of Silicon Valley. | |
I'm going to bring them in. | |
Oh, I've got all these people who have been dying to come forth. | |
You know how many FBI agents? | |
How many intel officers? | |
Do you know how many people would love to defend Assange? | |
Do you know how many people in the DOJ says, he's a publisher. | |
He is a journalist. | |
Under Bartnicki, the Supreme Court case. | |
Do you know how many people there are? | |
That's the ones I get. | |
And I would have a revolution, not one shot fired. | |
They wouldn't know what happened. | |
They wouldn't know what happened. | |
And the first thing I'd do, I'd destroy the Democratic Party. | |
They wouldn't recover for this and keep pushing. | |
I want the money to go and have AOC say, where's this money coming from? | |
I don't know. | |
PAX, they love you. | |
Okay. | |
You must be hitting something right. | |
Now's your chance, Sandy. | |
Now's your chance. | |
And to have her take Nancy Pelosi on, oh man. | |
And you know what I really want to, I'm going to say something, you're going to really, you might take offense, act towards, but I know what I'm talking about. | |
And I'm going to say this, and please, you know, I know a little bit about gender too. | |
And I've been around long enough where I know a couple of things here that maybe people have forgotten. | |
So while you worry about Leah Thomas and all this kind of stuff, I want to worry about plain old gender. | |
What I want to do is, I want to get Nancy and Sandy Cortez, and I want a catfight. | |
Put them next to each other. | |
And say to Sandy, you think I'm kidding? | |
I know you think I'm kidding. | |
You think, that's crazy. | |
Sandy? | |
You're young. | |
You're smart. | |
You're beautiful. | |
You're hot. | |
You're cool. | |
They love you. | |
The way you're at home, the way you chop bell peppers and you talk. | |
You're future on your Instagram. | |
This bat, she's jealous of you. | |
She can't sing. | |
I know that. | |
You know why? | |
Because you're hot and she's not. | |
She used to be, but not anymore. | |
Let them go at it. | |
You think I'm kidding? | |
You think I'm kidding? | |
You think that's... | |
Oh, no, no, no. | |
Absolutely. | |
And then what do I do next? | |
Then I get real, honest-to-God, hardcore, rock-ribbed, conservative African-Americans, and I'm saying, you've been played for chumps by BLM. | |
Get him! | |
Then I go after Antifa. | |
Antifa, by the way, is a bunch of buskers. | |
These are street performers. | |
They're not even... | |
They can be destroyed. | |
Very simply this, in my new DOJ, they get hit with the biggest racketeering thing you've ever seen. | |
This is a criminal enterprise, an ongoing criminal enterprise. | |
And even if you say... | |
Remember what they did with the mafia? | |
Remember how they did it? | |
They broke the mafia down because they told people in the mafia. | |
If you are even a member of it... | |
If you're even a member, you may not even be in the higher echelons, but if you're a member of the mafia, just a member, and you go, yeah, he's a made guy, you're in. | |
Rocketeering. | |
And all of a sudden people would say, Antifa, I'm not an Antifa. | |
Yes, you are. | |
Isn't this you? | |
We get Andy Ngo or one of those folks. | |
Isn't that you here? | |
I think that is you. | |
Not a shot fired. | |
Nobody hurt. | |
Absolute intel, J. Edgar Hoover style, intellectual, hardcore, backroom, black bag, oh, inside jobs, agent provocateurs, I'll be the Pinkertons, COINTELPRO, you have never seen, get in and get in the media. | |
They won't know what hit them. | |
And you know what? | |
Do you agree with me? | |
There are more people in this country who love this country who are sick of this. | |
There's good Democrats in the world. | |
There are. | |
There are people who are anti-war. | |
There are. | |
There are folks who believe in what's right and what is noble. | |
And somehow in this whole thing, I don't know where I would do this, But I got old Mike Lindell in there. | |
Mike, come on in here. | |
I tell the story. | |
Look what they did. | |
Mike Lindell, MyPillow. | |
We have a friend in the family. | |
Gave her a bunch of pillows. | |
She's never been happier. | |
Telling you, sleeps like a baby. | |
You think I'm kidding, don't you? | |
You think I'm exaggerating. | |
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Only use the promo code Lionel. | |
Listen, you've done a lot of other great shows. | |
God bless these people. | |
But they're not going to help us. | |
Let them get their own... | |
I know we're just here for the beer, but let me tell you something. | |
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You know what they call, what do they call them, honey? | |
Mules? | |
Slides. | |
Slides, right? | |
No, no. | |
Slippers. | |
These things should be, I want to wear, I want them to have like dress slippers. | |
I can wear them with a suit. | |
It's the most comfortable thing in the world. | |
Because remember, your feet contain 25% of the bones of your body. | |
Think about that. | |
Both feet, 25% of all the bones in your body are in your feet. | |
You don't think being comfortable, you don't think that's, you don't think being comfortable. | |
Can somehow affect your disposition? | |
You don't think sleeping well can improve your health? | |
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And I know I normally say, okay, it's a good pillow. | |
But aside from that, I love the guy's story. | |
I'm sorry. | |
When I think about how this I mean, I just thought this was America. | |
But let me go. | |
Look at this. | |
Best ever. | |
I sleep like a baby. | |
Look at this. | |
Fox fan. | |
Look at that. | |
How great. | |
Look at this. | |
Christos and George Lenz. | |
Look at their talking. | |
Look at the love. | |
Look at the love. | |
Air mics. | |
Farfig Nugent. | |
Remember that? | |
Vito. | |
Lionel is lovable. | |
True. | |
Crisis actors are legal since 2012. | |
Oh, yeah. | |
And let me tell you something right now. | |
I would do more. | |
I would make... | |
Oh, you ready for this one? | |
I'm going to tell you one thing. | |
I would make childbirth and babies the coolest, greatest things ever. | |
I would take all these... | |
I'd like to talk to... | |
People that we maybe wouldn't talk about. | |
How about Mia Farrow? | |
What did Mia Farrow do? | |
She adopted all these kids. | |
What did Madonna do? | |
Maybe not the best example. | |
Adopted kids. | |
Angelina Jolie. | |
Adopted kids. | |
Who are the big adoptees? | |
Charlize Theron. | |
Sandra Bullock. | |
Adopt, adopt, adopt, adopt. | |
Adopt. | |
Now we have some gender issues. | |
By the way, Mrs. L last night crushed them. | |
Crushed them. | |
She took the stage. | |
People went crazy. | |
She went crazy. | |
She had the cookies and the whole bit. | |
Anyway. | |
She's the wind under my wings. | |
Let me tell you something right now. | |
I would make adoption the coolest thing in the world. | |
I wouldn't say anything about abortion. | |
I wouldn't even say the word. | |
Adopt. | |
Adopt. | |
Join these people. | |
I'm an adopted mother and I adopted and then maybe Joni Mitchell gave up her baby for adoption. | |
Joni Mitchell. | |
Now sometimes these stories or whatever it is, but the person is alive. | |
You don't have to mention abortion. | |
I would make adoption the coolest thing in the world. | |
And there are people, there are these wonderful, wonderful, look at this, Adrian is listening to me while practicing the piano. | |
Babies are the best. | |
My mother used to say this thing. | |
And I'll never forget this. | |
Whenever we would see some... | |
Kind of scary person, maybe in the street, or somebody who did something terrible. | |
She says, remember, everybody was a cute baby. | |
Did you ever see Charles Manson as a baby? | |
Little boy, cutest thing. | |
He spent most of his time, it was the most horrible story. | |
Sisters of life, right? | |
These are nuns, and I mean with the full habits, the robes, I mean. | |
These young women, Started by Cardinal O 'Connor, nuns, and they take women who are pregnant and they say, you come with us. | |
Many of these women have no place to go. | |
They have no place to. | |
They're hiding from an abusive husband or boyfriend. | |
They keep them. | |
They take the mothers to the doctor. | |
They are with the mother. | |
They had babies born. | |
They placed the child into adoption. | |
And there are more women who thank them. | |
And they're actually doing something. | |
Sisters of Life. | |
They're doing something about this. | |
I don't even want to talk about abortion. | |
And I know this may bother you, but I don't want abortion to be illegal. | |
Sorry. | |
That's stupid. | |
That will cause more problems. | |
You don't need that. | |
I want to make it extinct. | |
I want to make it extinct! | |
How do people say, abortion? | |
No! | |
That's not cool! | |
I want to have social media younger... | |
I want to do TikTok! | |
Hey! | |
I have an adoption party! | |
This is my baby! | |
I saved a life! | |
Yeah! | |
And all of a sudden people are dancing and I'll make it cool! | |
I want a revolution! | |
I'm not going to fire a shot! | |
I want to change the way people think. | |
I want to change everything. | |
I get the right people. | |
Propaganda. | |
Oh my God. | |
Hi, I'm so-and-so. | |
I could have aborted my baby. | |
I didn't. | |
This is my adopted son. | |
He's whatever. | |
He's got his family now. | |
And I never regretted that. | |
People talk about... | |
When you talk about abortion, like a clump of cells. | |
And they're not sustainable or viable. | |
You know, there are a lot of old people out there who are not viable themselves. | |
They can't live. | |
Sorry. | |
I don't think they've lost their humanity. | |
Anyway. | |
You stick with me. | |
And we're going to win this thing. | |
But we're going to outsmart them. | |
They won't know what hit them. | |
Because they want to bludgeon you. | |
Not me. | |
I want to get you with finesse. | |
In any event, thank you. | |
I want you to go to Mrs. L's website at Lynn's Warriors and let me say something right now. | |
To all of my friends and those who came last night to see us, thank you. | |
Thank you. | |
I get more out of you than I could ever provide to you. | |
You have no idea. | |
Because I know I'm right. | |
I know it. | |
You give me courage. | |
There's so many people. | |
There's so many of us. | |
And like a friend of mine said, I know it's a bit crude, but the imagery is really because we can drown them in our urine. | |
There's so many of us! | |
We're winning this! | |
And I think you know who needs to be the next president. | |
Not going to be... | |
Free from a bumpy road here and there, but I think you know. | |
In any event, my friends, thank you. | |
Let us end, please, with where everyone is from. | |
Let me thank you. | |
Thank you, thank you. | |
Spencer, thank you. | |
Robin Hunter, thank you. | |
Kimberly, Dove, Jane Spear, Tony Garcia, Rippy, Johnny Ryan, Angelica Krieg, Reese, the whole group. | |
Chris Dostavro. | |
I love my man. | |
Look at this. | |
He's... | |
George Lenz. | |
Thank you. | |
Liz Solon. | |
What a pleasure meeting you. | |
The cookies were yummy. | |
We have... | |
These are specially made. | |
I'm going to tell you the story of the cookies one day. | |
It was such an honor meeting you. | |
Laura. | |
Oh, God. | |
It was just wonderful. | |
I met everybody. | |
Stood there. | |
Anybody want to take a picture? | |
Some people don't leave. | |
That's fine. | |
Every single person. | |
I love it. | |
And we're going to do it again, and I thank you for that. | |
Don't lose faith. | |
Don't lose faith in this. | |
It's not going to be perfect, but we're going to win. | |
Look at this. | |
Iowa, Nottingham. | |
Oh, this is great. | |
Long Island. | |
I love that. | |
Parsippany, Lake Ann, Michigan. | |
Norwalk. | |
Aberdeen, Scotland. | |
Liz, look at this. | |
New York City. | |
And Liz, you make sure you have a good time. | |
Don't worry. | |
New York is... | |
It is hopping. | |
Okay? | |
It is hopping. | |
Alright, my friends. | |
Have a great and glorious day. | |
Thank you so much. | |
We will see you tomorrow. | |
Same bad time. | |
Same bad channel. | |
9 a.m. Eastern Time. | |
Again, thank you. | |
Thank you. | |
Thank you. | |
And until then, ta-ta. |